Empire of the sun, and featuring the legendary roots ew. Questlove oy, oy, oy steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hello thank you oh, how fun oh, come on . [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love i feel the magic tonight. Its going to happen tonight. Hot show welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. You all made it. Youre all here. [ cheers and applause ] oh, im excited. Welcoming everybody whos tuning in just before they go to sleep, and everyone whos just waking up from the Vice President ial debate. [ laughter and applause ] it was the only debate between tim kaine and mike pence, but many viewers were left disappointed after 90 minutes of debating. We still dont know where either candidate stands on Rosie Odonnell and thats unfortunate. Listen to this. [ laughter and applause ] even though tim kaine or mike pence could be our next Vice President , a new poll finds that [ laughter ] hows that possible . [ cheers ] so, we sent one of our writers, becky, to the street with a a photo lineup that included tim kaine and mike pence and a a bunch of random tv actors to see if anyone could pick them out, so please enjoy our newest segment, vp or tv. [ cheers and applause ] . Vp or tv yeah . Hi, jimmy. Im down here on the streets of new york to see if anyone can recognize the Vice President ial Vice President ial candidate, tim kaine . That one. [ buzzes ] oh, good guess, but thats actually reed birney, who plays Donald Blythe on house of cards. [ laughter ] yeah. Can you identify tim kaine . [ buzzes ] oh, thats kurt fuller, who plays judge Peter Dunaway on the good wife. [ laughter ] uh, this one. [ buzzes ] thats actually bob gunton, who plays William Collins on royal pains. How about this guy . [ buzzes ] [ laughter ] yeah. Hi, david. How are you . Great. How are you . Good. I feel like i had an awkward handshake with that guy. [ buzzes ] can you identify this man . Yeah, hes the announcer on the tonight show. [ dings ] i dont know his name, though. [ buzzes ] [ cheers ] can you identify mike pence . [ dings ] yes. Yay and can you identify tim kaine . [ dings ] yes. And can you identify my father . Oh. [ cheers and applause ] how old are you . 13. Can you identify Vice President ial candidates tim kaine and mike pence . Um, tim and mike. [ dinging ] [ cheers and applause ] youre the best. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whoa, thats what im talking about right there. Thank you, pal hopefully tonights debate made them a bit more recognizable. I also saw that a writer for politico is saying this is the week that will decide the election. Americans are furious. Theyre like, you mean i paid attention for the last 65 weeks for nothing . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that writer is also claiming the next ten days will be Donald Trumps final shot at repairing his candidacy, you know, not counting his last two dozen final shots. [ laughter and applause ] this time, we mean it. Did you see these former cast members from the apprentice are now saying that trump would often ask contestants to wear dresses that were short and showed more cleavage. And gary busey was like, i did it and still lost. [ laughter and applause ] show where seven millennials made up of both hillary and Trump Supporters are put in a a house together to talk about politics. [ laughter ] and the show is called, um, no thanks. [ laughter and applause ] the other big story is wikileaks founder julian assange, who promised to released significant material on Oil Companies and politicians. Yeah. People were ling, let me guess. Theyre all corrupt . And he was like, damn it yeah. [ laughter and applause ] a little Celebrity News here. The first excerpt from gone til november, reveals [ laughter ] the first excerpt. Steve yeah. Just the first. Jimmy the first excerpt came out and reveals that he was nervous as hell to rap for his fellow inmates. [ laughter ] meanwhile, a wells fargo banker imprisoned for fraud said, same here. That was unnerving. [ laughter and applause ] . My name is karl and my wife can send me as many cigarettes as you want . . And finally, a new study finds that making small talk with strangers can make you feel every uber passenger was like, want to bet . Yeah. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes im so excited that is multiple grammy awardwinning singer, songwriter, and actress, Olivia Newtonjohn [ cheers and applause ] . She sounds fantastic. Her new album, liv on, is available for preorder now, Summer Nights show at the flamingo, las vegas through december. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you. Jimmy i am oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] Olivia Newtonjohn is here steve come on jimmy how cool is that . [ cheers and applause ] you cant beat that. Whats my jam . You have so many good jams. I dont know how many songs. I love all of your songs. Obviously, physical, of course. Everyone knows. . Lets get physical physical i want to get physical lets get physical . And then you have, magic. . You have to believe we are magic . And then youve got, youre the one that i want, all the grease stuff, obviously. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] Summer Nights. Xanadu jimmy xanadu my man. [ cheers and applause ] thats my man. . Xanadu xanadu . I have all of these. I love all of these. I know every word to every, but make a move on me is one of my jams. I love that one. Really . Jimmy . Yeah, that one, i thought, because its so fun and poppy it goes this one goes . Im the one you want all i want to be so come on baby make a move on me . . Got nowhere to go all my time is free so come on baby make a move on me tonight . Jimmy oh, i love it so much. [ cheers and applause ] that was beautiful. I t it. I always thought tom waits should remake that song and make it really slow, so it would be like . Im the one you want all i want to be so come on baby make a move on me . . Something like that, right . It could be beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] maybe ill do that. Here it is, right there, liv on, Olivia Newtonjohn. [ cheers and applause ] i am so happy. We love you. Fantastic. We have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, Ashton Kutcher will be here. Norah jones will be here. [ cheers and applause ] then, later this week, ben affleck, sarah paulson, and tyler perry will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] plus, performances from green day and van morrison [ cheers and applause ] what a week but first, we have a fun show tonight, from the broadway play, the front page, th here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] yes jimmy how do you not love john goodman . Steve hes the best. Jimmy also joining us tonight, he created the most important piece of theater in a a generation, and this saturday, he is hosting saturday night live for the first time, the one, the only, Linmanuel Miranda steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is stopping by. A lot of love steve come on jimmy a lot of in this building. Last time he was here, lin did three words, hes never seen before, didnt rehearse it, and it was unbelievable. I have a feeling that maybe volume two that could happen tonight. [ cheers ] just saying. You might want to stick around. And we have great, great, great music. Oh, im so psyched to hear it. Empire of the sun is here big show, big show. Guys, it is time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. . Pros and cons and pros and cons and pros . Jimmy tonight, well be taking a look at the pros and cons of disney buying twitter. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah. There has been rumors that disney might be interested in buying the social media app. It would be a big move. Lets take a look at the pros and cons of disney buying twitter. Here we go. Pro, the deal could be worth 16. 7 billion. Con, or roughly the price of four allday passes to disney world. [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy yeah. Thats not a good they have a good deal for next summer. Steve yeah, they made out on that one. Jimmy pro, you still get con, but 101 of them are dalmatians. [ laughter and applause ] steve really . Jimmy thats interesting. Yeah. Steve wow, 39 characters. Jimmy pro, mickey mouse following you on twitter. Con, then sending you a bunch of unwanted mick picks. Ew. [ laughter and applause ] steve that is the worst. That is the worst. Jimmy be careful, be careful. Pro, disney has also purchased marvel, espn, the muppets, abc, and star wars. Con, they did it all while drunk at 3 00 a. M. On amazon. [ laughter and applause ] weve all been there. You go, what did i do . I dont even remember getting that one. Pro, new hashtags trending like i love mickey and i love mini. Con, you know tinkerbell a a skank. [ laughter and applause ] steve thats not good. Jimmy thats not. Steve thats not cool. Jimmy pro, seeing pinocchio like one of your tweets. Con, then seeing his nose grow six inches. Steve oh, come on. [ laughter ] jimmy like, he was lying. Steve he could be lying about liking your tweets . Jimmy yeah, he is lying. He lies. Jimmy thats his tell. Steve yeah, thats his tell. If he lies, his nose grows. Jimmy thats why he doesnt play poker. [ laughter ] pro, twitter stock soared when it was reported that disney might buy it. Con, so, imaginary money went up because a website full of imaginary users might get bought by a company that sells imagination. [ cheers and applause ] steve mind blown jimmy mind blown and finally, pro, simba is getting his own twitter handle. Con [ cheers and applause ] that is our pros and cons. We will be right back with john goodman [ cheers and applause ] . Inside the rack houses of jim beam thousands of barrels lay silent aging, building a fuller smoother flavor that only comes from being aged four long years at jim beam our history is made from the inside how will you make yours . And a fresh lemon wedge to make a crisp, refreshing jim beam apple and soda. Moms got this cold. Hashtag stuffy nose. Hashtag no sleep. Hashtag mouthbreather. Just put on a breathe right strip. It instantly opens your nose up to 38 more than Cold Medicine alone. Shut your mouth and say goodnight mouthbreathers. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness come on. That is awesome. Oh, Olivia Newtonjohn. Come on, im freaking out. Thats just so awesome. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is an emmy and golden globe awardwinning actor whos currently starring on broadway in the front page at the broadhurst theatre. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome john goodman . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, john goodman look it jimmy i know. Its my favorite living australian. Shes right there. Jimmy everyone has the biggest crush on Olivia Newtonjohn. I had to stop. Everybodys like, can you have her sign this . Yeah, exactly. Shes the coolest. [ light laughter ] pal, thank you for being here. Thank you for coming back to the show. Oh, thanks for having me, jimmy. Jimmy we love you so much. I want to talk about the play. Want to talk about everything, yeah, came after 1975. Jimmy before that, you were in missouri . Springfield, missouri. [ cheers ] jimmy i have a photo of a a Young John Goodman in missouri. [ applause ] what was the i like this dude. What was he into . That poor little guy, right after that picture, went home and got into his brothers playboys. [ light laughter ] jimmy what was he did he he wanted to be a radio announcer. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy like a what was your name . Would you be johnny i wanted to be johnny b goode. Jimmy johnny b. Goode. But some guy already took it. [ light laughter ] he worked for the fm station, so hes [ low voice ] were going to have alices restaurant, the whole record coming up, so start your reel to reel. [ laughter ] but i was going to be more like this. Were coming up on 10 00 and and were going to be at Crestwood Plaza next week. [ laughter ] giving out helium. Jimmy were going to be we have a all the kids can come down. Three minutes before 10 00. We got the ronnettes taking you to news time. Jimmy we got hermans hermits right here. Were giving away some tickets right now. Theyre going to be at heel auditorium next week. Jimmy my djs growing up, we had the bulge and the wolf. The bulge . They had thes in front of their name . Jimmy yeah, i think his name was mark bulger and they called him the bulge. Jimmy the bulge, yeah. Any relation to jimmy agh, its the bulge and you hear like explosions yeah, he grew up to be he came up to be one of the best actors. [ cheers and applause ] i need this job. [ laughter ] . Oh god i need . [ laughter ] jimmy what was it like to be were you an actor at this age . Did you start acting young . Or did you i started acting in 8th grade. Jimmy you did . Yeah, we i was in a drama class, and we had a a professional actress for a play called you cant take it with you, and i was grandpa. [ light laughter ] and the night of the play, i started a speech at the dinner table, talking to my family, and i forgot everything i was going to say, so i stood up and started Walking Around the table and just making things up. Jimmy is that right . Yeah. And i sat back down again and one of the class bullies was in the play. He was going to pound me, but the teacher was really hot. She gave me a real big hug and a kiss. Jimmy she said good for you, man. So never learn your lines. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Dont learn your lines. But this is this is exciting, because the play that youre in right now so youre doing the front page, and one of the first plays that you ever did in new york city was with nathan lane. Yeah, i think it was the first play i did in the city when i was when i got my union card with nathan lane and my friend, dan florek. Who was on law and order svu jimmy of course, yeah. And yeah, we started hanging out then. Jimmy what was the play . Do you remember . MidSummer Nights dream. Jimmy shakespeare . The disco version. [ laughter ] it was the 70s. Jimmy wow. And yeah, our director had a a vision. Jimmy wow. [ laughter ] did that work . No, but it was fun. [ laughter ] we had a were not getting paid anyway and there was a a newspaper strike when we opened, so we didnt get any reviews except for a german language paper called aufbau. [ light laughter ] j i reckon. Jimmy i want to see that. A disco version of a midSummer Nights dream. It was the 70s, going into the 80s. Jimmy i cannot wait to see you in this play. What is the front page about if someone doesnt know . Its been around for a long time. They his girl friday. 1928 is when it opened. It was written by Charles Macarthur ben hecht. It moves like a freight train, man. It just goes. Yeah, and its jimmy and its funny. Its funny. Jimmy its good stuff. John slattery, nathan lane. Jimmy nathan lane. We got 25 people on stage, and theres not a loser in the bunch. Jimmy wow. And are you in previews right now . Yeah. Previews. We open the 20th of october. Jimmy october 20th, you guys. Rocktober. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy everybody get your tickets, go see the front page. Theres rocktober here at the broadhurst. And i want to say congratulations on the play. Thank you very much, jimmy. Jimmy absolutely. No problem. Youre going to shoot straight to number one, i know that. Number one with a bullet. Jimmy with a bullet, exactly. Congratulations on the play. I know you have to get back to the theater to do your show and we want to make sure you get there safely. Outstanding. Jimmy so we have a tonight show pedicab driven by our own hashtag the panda to take you to broadway tonight. Hashtag, you want to come out . [ cheers and applause ] . Youve done everything at this point. Hey, get on get on the bike. . Hashtag, be careful. Hashtag, be careful. Go on, get out of here. . [ cheers and applause ] . Bye, john, bye have fun. Bye, john john goodman [ cheers and applause ] . John, john, hey, hes still th john, break a leg break a leg break a leg john goodman, everyone [ cheers and applause ] . The great john goodman. Go see him in the front page at the broadhurst theatre right here in new york city. Well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . Good thing geico offers affordable renters insurance. With great coverage it protects my personal belongings should they get damaged, stolen or destroyed. [doorbell] uh, excuse me. Delivery. Hey. Lo mein, szechwan chicken, chopsticks, soy sauce and you got some fortune cookies. Have a good one. Ah, these small new york apartments. Protect your belongings. Let geico help you with renters insurance. We are a military family. They travel a lot. Every four years when we got restationed you think its going to be the biggest change in your life but theres always more changes to come. The first thing that we would do when we would get into our new place was set up the beds. And when i go to t. J. Maxx i buy good quality things that are going to last a long time. Onding experience. Discover real value worth sharing. I just think that home, its wherever your family is. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by the creator of the musicals in the heights and hamilton. In the last two years [ cheers and applause ] i know. What can i say about the guy . Hes won multiple tony, emmy, and Grammy Awards and was also the recipient of a macarthur genius fellowship and a a pulitzer prize. This saturday he is hosting musical guest 21 pilots. Please welcome the coolest genius on the planet, Linmanuel Miranda [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy they love you. We love you. So good to see you, buddy. Hi, jimothy. Jimmy thank you so much for coming to visit us. Youre hosting saturday night live. I know. [ cheers ] jimmy are you geeking out . Im freaking out. Im like you. I taped every episode as a kid. Like, my favorite episode was when fred savage hosted. Jimmy wow. Because he was my age and i was like, oh my god, they let a kid host saturday night live. me it could happen to me one day. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Technotronnic was the musical guest. Jimmy is that right . Pump up the jam, pump it up. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy pump it. Thats right. I remember that now. Fred savage hosted. He was a Little Church lady. Jimmy thats right. He was the Little Church lady. [ light laughter ] oh, i loved that so much. Yeah. I couldnt even be mad. I was jealous but i was like, hes so good. Jimmy yeah, he hit a home run on that one. I mean did you see last weeks episode of saturday night live . Unbelievable. Jimmy no. So they i was at the premier of the hamilton documentary at the new york Film Festival and lindsey, who works on the show, emailed us and said, theres an impression of you tonight. I looked at my phone, i looked up at my wife and said, we have to go home. [ laughter ] jimmy you gotta see it. We have to run home. And we ran home to go watch. Jimmy family feud, like Celebrity Family Feud episode and Cecily Strong played you. [ laughter ] i know. The greatest. Jimmy i want to show a a clip, because it was so good. Look at this. Cecily strong, saturday night live. Next we got hamilton creator and the number one rapper on pbs, lin mawenmem Linmanuel Miranda. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve, when youre asking for words is my mind starts going with a couple of verses. Not versus as in the left and the right, its the right and the wrong that keeps me up at night. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] no . Okay. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats pretty cool, right . That was pretty cool. Jimmy so many things that we have to talk about. One is this psa that you did urging everyone to register and vote. Its very important to get out there and vote. [ cheers and applause ] yes, yes. Jimmy please do it. Do it tomorrow. Do it whenever you can. We wanted to were very lucky that you gave us the footage, and wed like to premier that on our show tonight. Yeah. Jimmy we anything you want to do to set this up at all or no . Only that we sort of asked everyone who participated in this hamilton documentary to just Say Something about voting and its such a alex horwitz the director of the documentary got such amazing people to talk on record about hamilton that its the most bizarre list of people in a row youll ever see. Here you go. Jimmy here you go, enjoy. . If you can vote, theres nothing more important than to vote. Lots of people lived and died so that you could do that. Vote. Bring your friends, bring your mama, bring your daddy, get it done. Vote, vote, vote. Hearing your voice is the most important thing. Stay involved in the political life of our country. Tell your friends to vote, and then vote, and then tell your friends friends to vote. Every election is important, but believe me, this one is really, really important. We have a responsibility. This is your country. Own it. Vote. Vote. Vote. Its your right. You can do dont let anybody stop you. It isnt perfect, and its frustrating at times, but it is still super important that you do it. Go and do it. Vote. Our future depends upon you casting a ballot. If youre inspired by hamilton, if youre inspired by our founders, understand that the system of government that they designed only works if you participate. See you at the polls. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the whole thing is so amazing, what youre doing. Its so good. Its very, very important. I mean, how we talked about this, i know, going from just fans of, you know, saturday night live and theater and talking to your dad and meeting your family and talking to your mom and dad, and your dads love of musicals and getting you into it. And then you met my dad too and he was oh my god, it was a summit. It was our parents our parents met like jimmy parents met. They wanted to make sure everything was legit. Yeah, exactly, yeah. [ light laughter ] with our friendship. And my sister was like, i told you youd be friends [ laughter ] jimmy and it was so great. A taste, a tasty taste of the hamilton mix tape that i cant even tell you, its so good. It is beyond good. Thats thanks to these guys. Jimmy yeah, the roots. [ cheers and applause ] tariq and questlove. So, stay tuned for that. Lets talk hamilton. Because now youre opening up in chicago. [ cheers ] youre opening up in d. C. , in San Francisco . Yeah, so its so chicago is a sit down there. And then the first tour starts goes to d. C. , and then london next year. Jimmy the world is going to see your play. Its really crazy. Jimmy the world is going to know your name. [ cheers and applause ] its perfect. Im so you know, obviously, were so proud of you, and we love you. Of course, that has nothing to do with it. But we just love you. [ light laughter ] but this is youre very proud of the chicago cast, you were telling me backstage. Oh, man, theyre so incredible, and its funny, you know, the first time we were putting up the show, i was still writing. Hadnt written the duel yet and i was just sort of like, this and now, you know, tommys got a job. Hes directing them, alex is doing musical direction, andys but i have nothing to do. [ light laughter ] the play is written, so im just the proud grandparent and im just like, youre so young. Jimmy look at what i did. Look at this. Amazing, yes. Look at this. [ laughter ] thats what i am for the chicago company. Jimmy i love it. So wonderful. Jimmy oh, the shows gonna be phenomenal. I know youre busy. Are you in london yet doing . No, we move to london next yesterdays guest emily blunt. Jimmy exactly. A practically perfect mary poppins. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. Well, you got a lot of stuff happening. I want to talk about the documentary that airs on its on pbs, october 21st at 9 00 p. M. Its a friday. You have to if you didnt see hamilton yet, if you did, of course, see this. But if you havent, watch this. I cant believe the footage you got. Well, its crazy, so the director, alex, started filming me before i even knew what it was, so hes filming me writing my shot and hes filming me jimmy i mean, didnt you have an empty apartment . Before you had your baby, you were going, well the crib its like, youre just moving in with vanessa and youre going yeah, and i have this look of, like, i havent finished writing it and were about to and like, we didnt know what it was going to be yet, and he got all that amazing footage, so thats all in the doc along with lots of performance footage and lots of cameos, amazing people like quest and you sort of talking about the show and its really crazy. Jimmy truly moving, and he did such a great job. Alex alex horwitz. Jimmy alex horwitz. So so proud of what youve done. I want to show a clip of that. Here we have heres hamiltons america, brand new documentary airing friday, october 21st at 9 00 p. M. On pbs. Check it out. Hey, man. Mr. President. Good to see you. Thank you for making time for us. Absolutely. This is so much fun. The first time you had me here was in 2009. Right. I was just supposed to sing something from the heights. I sang hamilton instead. When you told us, well, im goino alexander hamilton, we said, well, good luck with that. [ laughter ] thats the typical reaction. And after the performance, i think, all of us understood not only how much potential it had, but what it did was capture the fact that, you know, the Founding Fathers were, to some degree, flying by the seats of their pants. Absolutely. And making it up as they went along. Yeah. And the fact that the experiment worked was a a testimony to their genius and founders were doing and what we do today. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how cool is that . That was really cool. Jimmy hes the president of the united states. Yeah. Jimmy last time you were on the show, we did a thing of a wheel of free style, and a a lot of people went it was online and a lot of people were like, oh, you rehearsed that and you wrote that whole thing up. Im telling you, i swear on, i dont know, i dont want to swear on anything. [ light laughter ] but anyway, i swear on whatever tea, that nothing was rehearsed. We had three random words and you just freestyle rapped. Are you up to try it again . Yeah, lets try it again. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy why would we ever do that . Linmanuel miranda and the roots are doing wheel of freestyle, volume 2, after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] alexa, ask 1800 flowers to order tina roses. Ok. Alexa, ask uber for a ride. Ok. Alexa pause. Alexa resume. Ld m believe we live in the middle of all this. Theyre supposed to be one of the most gentle creatures in nature. Really. . I read that once. 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Dont tell me what to do . . Thats all i ask of you . The new 2017 corolla with Toyota Safety sense standard. . You dont own me . What if one of the Biggest Challenges we face down here. Could be solved. Simply by looking up there . What if unlimited, clean power was at your fingertips . What if it was good for consumers, and good for florida . Its not a what if. Its whats next. Solar power for the sunshine state. Vote yes on amendment 1. For the sun. . Jimmy come on. Olivia newtonjohn. Come on. Shes the best. Guys, we are back here with Linmanuel Miranda [ cheers and applause ] and saturday night live, this weekend. Congrats on hosting and the documentary, october 21st. Now, last time you were here, we played a new game involving freestyle rapping. It was so much fun, i thought we could do it again. It is time for wheel of freestyle. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] . I will hit this button here, which activates a random word generator. It will land on three random words which you have never seen. That is 100 true. And its your job to work all three of them into a freestyle rap. Okay. Jimmy okay . Yeah. Jimmy all right, great. Since i am not a freestyle rapper, once again, youll be facing off against our very own Tariq Trotter from the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] there he is. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Now, i will push the button and i love you. [ beeping ] robot, corn maze, harry potter. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] robot, corn maze, harry potter. Okay. Jimmy roots, can you get a a beat . . . Once again in a very tricky spot im gonna win the emmy like mr. Robot . . And i could go for days and days but now im off . In this corn maze oh yeah im going above and beyond im sirius black . . I got my magic wand and oh yeah there is nothing you can do to harm us Avada Kedavra hey yo . . Expelliarmus . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy doing the harry potter come on [ cheers and applause ] i know you wont go and do snl now, right . Jimmy musical guest here we go. Tariq. Youre up, my buddy. Heres the words for you. [ beeping ] guacamole, thats easy. Lumberjack, and super bowl. All right, already i can kind of connect guacamole and super bowl. [ light laughter ] almost, but i still cant do it. What would i do . I dont know. You try it. Ready . [ light laughter ] [ drum roll ] roots. . . Hey yo you know i i get avocado becomes guacamole . . Yeah shout it out loud like saturday night and ill be reading you your Linmanuel Miranda rights . . Im number one when it comes to that . . Set them up chop them down like a lumberjack hold up ive achieved all my future goals . . Slam the ball down and dance im on the super bowl . . [ cheers and applause ] cut it down like a why am i here . Jimmy avocado, guacamole. Oh, yeah. Come on. Its so good. So good. Oh, my gosh. [ light laughter ] i know, i know, i know. All right. We have time for one more. [ cheers and applause ] lets see what words you got. No whammies, no whammies. [ beeping ] jimmy pop tarts, unicorns. These are randos, man. Pop tarts, unicorn, election day. Pop tarts, unicorn, election day. Roots, go ahead. [ drum roll ] . . Oh man this is such a roller coaster im just trying to pop right out . . Of the toaster oh yeah what my greatest desire because you know . . The strawberry ones set your crap on fire yes i know that rap was tragic but im . . A unicorn brony and friendship is magic so i got an erection today . . I cant wait to choose my [ cheers and applause ] im with her. Jimmy what . I have an erection to vote. [ cheers and applause ] is what i think i said. Jimmy unbelievable. Is what i think i said on tv. Jimmy olivia, plug your ears. Olivia, plug your ears. Tell me about it, stud. Jimmy erection day. [ laughter ] oh, my god. Hes the best. Linmanuel miranda hes hosting saturday night live this weekend. Check it out. Well be right back with music from empire of the sun [ cheers and applause ] what is that . Man, i dont know. Ask google . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I tried hard to quit smoking. But when we brought our daughter home, that was it. Now i have nicoderm cq. The nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release Technology Helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. Its the best thing that ever happened to me. Here a ngine. Weve been hearing so much about how youre a digital company, so you can see our confusion. Ge is an Industrial Company that actually builds worldchanging machines. Machines that can also communicate digitally. Like robots. Did you build that robot . Thats not a robot, thats my coworker earl. He builds jet engines with his human hands. What about that robot . That is a vending machine, ricky. . . . One smart choice leads to the next. . The new 2017 ford fusion is here. 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High and low high and low if i had my way id never let you go . . Never let you go . . . . . Jimmy empire of the sun two vines is available for preorder now. Well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] so you can imagine what i thought when i saw donald trump say. I dont know what i said, ah, i dont remember that reporter he is talking about suffers from a chronic condition that impairs movement of his arms. I dont want a president who makes fun of me. I want a president who inspires me, and thats not donald trump. Priorities usa action is responsible for the content of this advertising. This is mikes office. Too often marco rubio didnt show up and failed us when he did. I am Patrick Murphy. To get things done, youve got to show up. Youve got to work together. Whether its protecting Social Security and Womens Health care or growing the economy, weve got to start solving problems instead of pointing fingers. I am Patrick Murphy and i approve this message [ cheers and applause ] . To my heart i must be true youre the one . Jimmy my thanks to john goodman, Linmanuel Miranda, empire of the sun Olivia Newtonjohn once again [ cheers and applause ] oh and the roots, thank you so much, everybody. Stay tuned for seth meyers. Thank you so much for watching. Have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye [ cheers and applause ] . . Youre the one that i want you are the one i want ooh ooh ooh the one that i want . . You are the one i want ooh ooh ooh the one that i want you are the one i want . Jimmy i love you. Thank you. . The one i need oh yes indeed you are the one i want . . . I got chills and im losing control cause the power . . Youre supplying its electrifying . [ cheers and applause ] . . You better shape up cause i need a man and my heart is set on you you better shape up . . You better understand to my heart i must be true for me to do . . Youre the one that i want you are the one i want ooh ooh ooh the one that i want . . You are the one i want ooh ooh ooh the one that i want you are the one i want . . Ooh ooh ooh the one i need oh yes indeed . [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight judge Judy Sheindlin musician and author Kelly Clarkson music from tom odell featuring the 8g band with stanton moore. . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, setheyers. Seth good ev how is everyone doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats great to hear. In that case lets get to the news. The first and only Vice President ial debate of this election season was held tonight and it was pretty much the same as the debate i had with my wife