I understand. Let me ask you a question. What would jesus do . Now, now, dont go bring jesus into this. Dont do that. Thats not fair. Got to try. Well, i am my sisters keeper. I didnt know you was gonna be that sister. Miss cora, does that mean yeah . I guess so. Thank you, miss cora. Youre welcome. And thank you, jesus. Go get your things. These are my things, miss cora. Shouldnt we know something by now . All the people that know something out there being free renee, why dont you call somebody to free us . hurry up no look a, no, b, im busy, 4, im on my break. So, why was the patient quarantined anyway . Look what . Look. I am just an lpn. I dont know. The only thing i know about medicine is how to take it, and how to flip it for a small profit, but dont tell anybody. [ screams ] shh girl, you better hush. Sounding like a old moose. [ grunting ] i think its time. Its time for what . Lunch aint till 20 more minutes. You done ate enough. Mr. Brown, i think shes going into labor. Well, she cant work if she pregnant. Cant you see she got a baby coming on . No, shes gonna have the baby. Oh, she gonna have a baby . Wheres my husband . i need a room you need a room . Thats your problem. You done had too many rooms. Do you even know who the baby daddy is . Okay. Wait a minute. Hold up, hold up get off of her back up, back up this is my area of expertise. Thank you. Now be quiet and breathe. Okay, im gonna need you to fill out these forms front and back in triplicate. Nooo she having triplicates . Triple fornication. [ groans ] hey. Shh. Wheres your insurance card . I left it at home. You left it at home . Im sure its on file. You sure its on file . No. It should be in your purse i need a room. I dont care about you needing a room. I need your insurance card. You are irresponsible, and you want me to help you . You want me to do all the extra work, and you had 9 months to prepare for this . Oh, wait a minute. Hold up. Was this a unexpected pregnancy . Is that what we dealing with here . Oh, now so youre irresponsible, not good parenting. You know what . Sit down. Youre making me sick sit down ooh excuse me. What . How can you refuse to help her . She is irresponsible. You cant just let this poor lady have this baby right here in this waiting room. Nope, nope, nope. That is right, because everyone has a right to basic healthcare. I dont care nothing about no healthcare im talking about because i dont want them baby juices all over my floor im gonna have to mop it up cause she was irresponsible, sleeping with about 3 or 4 men, and i dont know who the baby daddy is im not gonna do it boop. Cora, this is ridiculous. I dont understand. Look, look. Cora, how can you not be on the same page as the rest of us . Look hey, hey, look tanyas only gonna be here until the church finds her a place to stay. Well, i still dont like it, cora. Tanyas just up to her old tricks again. She has nowhere else to go, sasha. How do we know were supposed to trust her this time . Well, were gonna have a little faith, thats what were gonna do. No, were not, okay . Shes just lied and played everybody. Im glad im nothing like her. Im not. Look, cora, youve already allowed her to come in here and clean herself up. Thats enough. Yes, you have done your good deed for the day, and now its time for her to go. Hey, everybody. Hey, baby girl. Im not your baby girl. G changing. Now, before yall say anything about, youre still on drugs, or, you dont have a job, or, you messing with somebody elses husband, i ooh. Yall didnt know nothing about that. We already said no. No, baby. That aint right. I said, hell, no. Hey, this is a christian home. Yeah, sasha, i thought you was supposed to be a christian. Oh, and look whos talking. Well, i aint never said i was so holy, okay . Tanya is trying to turn her life around. Yeah, well, she can turn right on around and walk out that door. You know what, tanya . I dont understand how you can come in here asking us for help after all the hell you put this family through. Why you got to live in the past, girl . You need to let that go. You know what the bible says about helping people, will. Cora, god helps people who help themselves. Yeah, and the bible also says, thou shall not kill, and im kind of struggling with that right now. Ooh, you need to bring that in. You need to bring it in. [ breathes deeply ]. Let it out. Im serious. I know how yall feel. You have no idea how we feel. cause if you did, you would not be here right now. Okay. You know what . Its time for us to put our foot down. Well, you might as well pick your foot up, because tanyas not going anywhere. Cora, look, i know that you mean well, but you cant save everybody. How could you say that . Every soul is worth saving. Amen cora, so youre saying we have no say in this . No, im not saying that. You can say whatever you want to say, but tanyas not going anywhere. I guess she told yall. Jesus is on the mainline tell him what you want i want some chicken tell him what you want i got you, son now what you gonna do, huh . cause, you know, playing checkers takes skills and patience. And in lockdown, your mama had a lot of time to learn some patience. I win wait a minute. How did you beat me . I cheated. Oh, i cheat, too, man. Youre just like your mama. Im so proud of you, baby. You know, youre pretty fun. Youre not as bad as they say. Is that so . Well, give me a pound. Ah. Come on. Remember it . Okay. Its joaquins bedtime. Okay. Wait a second. We were just finishing up. Listen, listen. Maybe tomorrow i can teach you how to cheat in some dice. Hey, could you come say prayers with me . Both okay. I meant my mom. Both okay. Um, i meant her. Joaquin. No, baby. Its okay. Here i come, son. Oh. Wow. Never thought id see this day. Oh, will, dont tell me youre falling for this. You got to admit, shes showing some interest. Yes, she is for today. Will, i am still not buying it. Were just gonna have to wait and see what happens. You mean, we have to wait until she hurts these kids again . Thats not what i said. You know what, will . I dont know what kind of game this chick is playing, but im not gonna stand here and wait until she destroys my family. You dont have a gun in that bag, do you . I got 50. Whats 50 gonna do . Look, tanya is out to get something, and there is no way shes gonna resist this. So, what are you saying . Are we trying to set her up . No, im saying that were trying to expose her. All right, baby, i dont i dont know about this idea. Yeah, i guess youre right. Give me another 20. Thats not what i mean. Look, baby, if she doesnt take it, no harm, no foul, remember . I dont know, baby. I dont think thats gonna work. [ sighs ] shield. Sneeze. Swish shield. Sneeze. Swish this back to school, theres a new routine [ female announcer ] kleenex tissues with sneeze shield are now thicker and more absorbent. 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Ill be back. Ill be right back. I got something for this. Where is he going . Who cares . [ screams ] [ groans ] now you in pain, too . Both yes man, that lady is strong okay. Come on. Im going in. Im going in. Hit me up. All right. You sanitized . Here we go. All right. Its kind of. Im going in. Oh, daaaamn what is it . You need a pedicure. Look look at those toes. They are so jacked up. Let me see them. Oh, no, this how you trying to bring life into the world, looking a mess like this . Are you kidding me . Will you focus . You stay out of my business. I will break you off in segments. Is she close . Look. Okay. Look. The last time i checked, she was 10 centimeters dilated, and we have until she gets you didnt see that. 7 7 centimeters dilated. So there we go. We have 3 more, so were cool. No we are not cool she is 3 centimeters past that. Shes gonna have this baby right now. Right now . Right now wait a minute. You cant have the baby here. Get this baby out of me okay. All that touching. I dont know you like that. Stop, lady. 306 is available. What are you doing . you cant kick a patient out of his room i didnt kick him out his room. I rode him. Yall need a bed for this woman . I got you a bed. You gonna be satisfied, or you gonna argue with me . 306. We on our way. Go to the left. To the right, to the left. To the left, to the right. Go. Break it down, girl. And break it [ screams ] just go go, go go ahead. Stay right there. Im coming, im coming. I told you, cora. I told you. What . I cant believe she took the money, sasha. Why not . Once a thief, always a thief. What a shame. I was really rooting for tanya. Yeah, well, you were the only one. Its time for her to go. Why does she have to go . Look, joaquin, sometimes, people we care about dont know how much they hurt us. Hey yall know they only gave me 6. 00 for that big old bag of cans that i had . Yall know how much beer i had to drink in order to make a profit . Im just kidding. I started aa this morning. Great, tanya. We need to talk to you. Someone took sashas money. Are you serious . Thats messed up. I thought this was a good neighborhood. Yall aint in nothing but the ghetto. I may as well go back to where i came from. It was a good neighborhood till you got here. Tell them you didnt do it. Yall think that i did it . I didnt steal anything. I saw you take the money. No, little girl, you didnt see me take nothing. Let [ sighs ] you know what, brianna . Maybe you might be making a mistake. Well, i know that i put it there, and now its gone. You put it . So, wait a minute. What you saying, you set me up . No, tanya. You set yourself up. If you didnt take the money, would we be having this conversation . Oh, so youre in on this, too . And what about you, miss cora . No, i dont know what to believe right now. Oh, wow. Yall are funny. You know that . Yall funny. Yall go to your church on sunday, right, and then you sing your little songs about forgiveness, but when it comes to practicing what you preach, all of yall are full of it. Now, wait a minute. No. You wait a minute, all right . Heres your damn money, all right, it was laying around, so i put it in the drawer. cause, see, where im from, only a fool gonna leave their money laying around. So if you gonna set somebody up, you learn how to do it right. You got that, baby . I knew you didnt do it. Oh. At least somebody believed me. Looks like somebody owe tanya an apology. Sorry. Yeah, well, maybe she didnt do it. This time. Kind of sounds like an apology. You know what . Its all good. She aint got to say nothing. You aint got to say nothing. cause you know what . I created this. I did, and i know that. I know its gonna take some time for me to earn yalls trust. But im gonna do it for me, and im gonna do it for them. And im gonna do everything i can to help you. I am done with this. You know what . That one right there, right there, if i could take you by the wig and just oh, but thank you, jesus. Im working it out. If i wasnt saved, jesus. [ sighs ] you know what, you guys . Its all right, cause im gonna change. Im changing. Slowly but surely, im changing. Wait a minute. Theres 5. 00 missing. I mean, come on. What yall think this is . A sister had to get her 10 finders fee. I aint gonna change overnight. Im in the intro of the 12 steps. Shoot, i dont even know the first step. Whats the first step . Admitting you have a problem. Ooh, god. Oh, hell. Thats gonna take a while. Oh its coming aah okay whos gonna come with me . You got to hold her hand. He will. He is. Oh, come on man up i dont want to man up. I dont want do you . Excuse me. Unhunh not today, girl i cant do it. Get over here. [ screams ] whoo girl, girl, girl, do you know what would look good on you . Me. Come on, girl. Its our last day. Were quarantined. You dont want me to die unsatisfied, do you . [ groaning ] mr. Mr. Brown, are you okay . [ grunts ] i seen it all i seen it all its not natural im gonna be sick [ gags ] she had a gsection aah okay, mr. Brown. Okay. Its not that bad, okay . Its the miracle of life. Its a miracle im still alive. I need you. Come on. I dont want to see no more. I dont want to see. What the . [ screams ] [ whimpering ] what . What . Im never having sex again. Never mind. Girl, you smell like flowers. I did it. I did it. I did it. I need a group hug. I did it with these hands. [ groans ] [ groans ] [ telephone rings ] oh, wait. Thats probably hollywood. They want my story i bet. I did it. Is it a boy or a girl . The lady definitely was a girl. I seen everything, but, you know, its hard to tell when your only reference is madea. She got different stuff. Okay. I have an announcement. More good news. The quarantine is lifted. We can all go home. Hey, everybody in the hospital, quarantine lifted. Go home whoo oh, yes so, what happened . Oh, the patient, they had a mild case of hepatitis. Hepatitis . Thats what happen when you do love with no glove. Lets go. Come on. Oh, man, i locked my keys in my car. What idiot would lock their keys in the car . Dont judge me. The bible says not to judge. xx in todays news, another Business Owner has been attacked in midtown. Man, thats the third time this week. Hakeem jackson of hakeems bean pies and tanning salon was found badly beaten this morning shortly after 9 00. Thats how they got brother malcolm. Would you shut up and listen . The police have just released footage from a surveillance camera. It appears there might have been a witness. If anyone has seen this person, police are asking him to come forward now for questioning. Wait a minute. Thats calvin. Whats up, everybody . Hey, pops. I brought your wallet. But first, i took 20 to get my haircut. Calvin, the police are looking for you. They got you on video down at hakeems, man. Wait, wait, wait. Boy, you are 3 15 a. M. Black. What you need a tan for . I was buying a bean pie, floyd. Well, you know that hakeem got beat up this morning. Did you see anything . Well, i saw a dude entering with a trench coat when i was leaving. When i got to my car, i heard screaming, so i split. Well, you need to go to the police and tell them everything that you saw. Boy, dont you listen to dana. You better try to be like lil kim dont snitch. You need to go to the police. Dont worry. I aint saying nothing. Good. Because theyll flip the script on a brother. Next thing you know, theyll say that you beat hakeem. You didnt beat hakeem, did you . Delante, please. All right. The police got ways of tracking you down. How, kiki . I dont have a record, and nobody notices me from the video. They cant find me. Calvin payne . Can i talk to you for a second . Who are you . Detective morton, Atlanta Police department. Look like you been tracked. [ siren wails ] [ tires screeching ] [ male announcer ] you like to try new things. 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Hey, babies. Hi, mom. Im doing my math homework. When is auntie ella coming home . She had a doctors appointment. Shell be back soon, but i can help you with your homework. [ exhales sharply ] uh, im okay. Malik, what is the big deal . Tell me the problem. I can help you with your homework. Okay. A bus leaves from school at 10 00 a. M. Stop reading to me like im 3 say it. Traveling 150 miles to a museum. Uhhuh. How fast does it have to go to get there by 12 00 . 75 miles per hour. See . I told you i could do it. You doubted me, and why is this bus going so fast with these kids on it . Every time. Mom. No, im just saying. Is there a bus attendant on there . Are there kids on the bus . Mom, last i checked, theres just a driver, and this is not real. Hey, auntie, you want to see the a i got on my spelling test . Thats good, jazmine. Auntie ella, can you help me with my math . Mom gets way too emotional. [ laughs ] thats good, malik. Oh, yeah, and today, a dog with rabies jumped through the window and bit me on my foot. Ooh, thats good, jazmine she aint heard a word i said. Okay. Okay, you two. Why dont you take your homework and and do it in your room . Miss ella, is something wrong . Mnhmnh. No, no, no. Why you ask . Youre drinking air. Okay, janine. Something is bothering me. But if i tell you, you have to promise me you will not tell anybody, especially curtis. Okay. What is it . I had a mammogram today, and the doctor. Discovered a lump. A lump . They found a janine, janine. Im sorry. Im now waiting for the results to come back from the ultrasound, and then hes gonna call me, the surgeon, and let me know if i have to have a lumpectomy. Listen, miss ella. Dont worry. A lumpect dont worry. Everything is gonna be just fine. You are going to be okay. I know it, okay . But lets keep it between the two of us. And pray for the best. Floyd, what they say . Come on. Whats going on . I hear white people. Are they saying anything . Hes thinking. 7. Crown me. So what happened, what happened, what happened . Did they interrogate you . Yeah. Did they break you . Break me . You know, like on the closer. Did they pull your fingernails out . Did they strip search you . You can tell me. No, floyd. All they did was ask me questions and record my answers. Right. Okay. Tell me later. Detective, so, whats the deal with the assaults . Well, we think theyre connected to a wealthy land developer by the name of petey washington. Thats the dude that owns all the property all over town. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got a church and a strip club on the same lot. Man, you can go from the pole to the pew without crossing the street. And if you think about it, its actually kind of genius. I mean, you can get your booty and your blessings in the same place. [ laughs ] you going to hell with gasoline drawers and a lit match. Detective, what makes you so sure that its petey . Well, rumor has it that if petey wants to buy your property and you dont want to sell, hell strongarm you. Mmhmm. Hold on that sounds dangerous. Detective morton, whats gonna happen now . Well, the guy you identified is peteys personal assistant, so we now finally have some evidence to link him to these crimes. Thats good. But unfortunately, we cant guarantee your safety, so, calvin, i suggest that you consider going into the Witness Protection Program. Mmhmm. What . Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Is it that serious . Mmhmm. Petey has some serious gang affiliations, and he will do anything to prevent you from testifying. Now look, calvin. You think about what we talked about. Well be in touch. Mmhmm. Calvin, maybe you should consider going. Mmhmm. No, no. I aint afraid of no punk who stands behind his gang. Im staying right here. Thats right, i aint raised no coward. Yeah, and dont worry, calvin, we got your back. Thats right. If petey want to get to you, he got to get through me first, you heard . And me. And you know kiki stays strapped, son. All them. Not me. [ vehicle approaching ] aah i paid my tithes thats the car backfiring. I thought yall had my back. I was taking a nap. [ all talking ] yeah, whatever. Your fronts on you. Ella, im serious. Now, until this thing blows over with calvin, i dont want nobody leaving the house. This is ridiculous. These children cannot be out of school baby, they can be homeschooled. They not that smart. Look. Thats not necessary. All right. Janine or i can drop them off and pick them up from school. Or or you can just give me my own personal bodyguard. Then id be the coolest thing at school. Malik, this is serious. Oh, i am serious. Well, curtis, i will not be prisoner in my own house. Ella, i dont want my family in the line of fire. Thats right. Im sticking behind pops. Hes like my personal teddy bear bulletproof vest. Get your hands off. No. Would you all stop it . that is enough talk of death baby. Im gonna go and check on her, okay . [ crying ] okay, god, now. Okay. Miss ella. Im sorry, baby. I just i just could not take any more of that talk. Listen, miss ella, youre not going to die. Ive been doing some research, and i found out that only 1 out of 1,000 women who get mammograms are actually diagnosed with cancer. Really . Yeah. I mean, some women just have lumpy breasts. Thank you, baby. Dont thank me. You were there through rehab and everything else. Its finally my turn to be there for you. Auntie ella, you have a phone call. Oh. Thank you, baby. Youre welcome. Hello. This is she. Are you sure . Yes, i will. Thank you. Yes. The surgeon would like to do the lumpectomy tomorrow. [ dennis ] lets give it up for second chances. Lets give it up for cutting the new guy some slack. Lets give it up for im sorry and its ok. Lets give it up for accident forgiveness, from allstate. 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Was that petey washington called just now . You worried about calvin . Dont worry about that. Were gonna get through that. Its something else, baby. I discovered i. I have a lump, curtis, in my breast. Baby, youve always had lumpy breasts. The doctor discovered a lump in my breast. That was the phone call, and i have to go in tomorrow for a. Lumpectomy. Tomorrow . Ill leave you two alone. Okay . Ill take that. Thank you. Ella, why why are you just now telling me . I did not want to get everybody all worked up over something that just might not be anything. When im believing it isnt, it isnt. Now, you the one telling us about having faith that ye of a sunflower seed. A mustard seed, baby. The grain of a mustard seed. But i am a little scared, curtis. Well, i guess you would be i dont understand it. What whats going on with that, huh . Hasnt our familys faith been tested enough . dont do that. Now, god has his reasons. Why, ella . Why . Come on, baby. Come on, now. Im running around here. I try to live my you you try to live your life righteous, and now this, cancer . Curtis, now, one thing i know. God is not gonna put more on us than we can bear, baby. Ella. Baby, we not jahb. Baby, who is jahb . Jahb, baby, in the bible. Jahb he danced before the lord. Baby, that was. David. Oh, thats right, thats right. I was talking about the giant, when it was the giant and he killed the oxen. [ laughs ] that giant was goliath, baby. Okay. He built the arch. Okay . Noah built the ark. Baby, he got a whole book. You know who im talking about. Johb yeah, why didnt you just say that . Tomato, tomahto. Job. Why his mama spell his name like that in the first place . Oh, baby. You right. You right. The payne family has got through a lot. And trust me, we gonna get through this. You think . I know it. Love you. Love you, too. Watch out, watch out, watch out. What is yo what you doing, calvin . What are you doing . Calvin, whats going on . Shh why are you here . I thought you were wanted. I need a new look. I want my hair braided. Dont look at kiki. You know i cant grip that. Well, can you dye it or something . I need a disguise. Whats going on with you and the Witness Protection Program . I havent decided yet, but i dont want to leave my family, and i dont want to leave miranda. Well, you know, speaking of family, c. J. Told us what happened with your mom. Is she okay . Yeah. Shes holding up. My dad took her to the hospital for her biopsy, and shell be home later. Well, you know, Breast Cancer runs in my family. Really . Your mom had it . Mnhmnh. My dad had it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Men can get Breast Cancer . Yeah, its true. I mean, its not as common as with women, but, yeah, they get it, too. [ speaking indistinctly ] anyways, calvin, you know, i heard that when you go into the Witness Protection Program that you have to get a whole new life. Well, maybe in your new life, youll graduate. Ha ha ha ha. Wait. I guess that means i got to get a new name, too, huh . Oh, yeah. Thats easy. Just change it to puffy, puff daddy, or p. Diddy. They all available. Seans not using any of them. Look here. Actually, none of that matter. You could change your name to hong kong phooey. No offense, little geisha girl. You got one more time. Look. If petey wants to lean on the government hard enough, hell give you up just like that. Hear that . You hear that . What, what . Get down aah whats wrong . its petey come here, man no, no, no, no, no he in here he in here petey want to see you. No psyche. [ laughs ] see, you always got jokes. I know. Its my store. Hey, baby, wait. You have to be careful now. Slow down. Auntie stay back get back you cant be jumping on her like that. She just came from the hospital. Hey. Come on, baby. Here, babe. Did you get a shot . Yeah. What happened . Yall got to stay back because shes a little sore. Right here, baby. Heres the seat. Thank you. Go on and sit down. Curtis oh, god. Curtis, would you. You okay . Dont touch me dont touch me. I knew she got a shot. Jazmine, please, i got more than a shot, baby. I got a lump removed and found out it was benign. Oh, no oh, yes thats a good thing. That means that means i do not have cancer. Oh. Yay we knew that. Aah okay, air kisses, please. Air kisses. Mwah. Mwah. Thank you. Miss ella, are you hungry . I can go in the kitchen and cook you something really quickly. No, you aint gonna cook. Stay away from the stove i done told you that before. We like our house okay. Kids, come on. Lets go back in here and finish your homework. Okay, baby. You can go on back to work. Im fine. Im not going to work. Im staying right here. Curtis. Im talking to my baby today. Were gonna spend time together today. Okay. Well, lets talk, then, baby. Lets talk. Oh, this is good. Yeah. Okay. Go. Lets talk about something. Talk about something. Take my mind. Im ready. What you want to talk about . It was your idea, curtis. What you want to talk about . We can talk about anything. We can talk about, uh, how was your day yesterday . Go to work. We dont have nothing to talk about. How was my day yesterday . It was preparing for today. Oh, thats right. [ laughs ] i dont know. I didnt even think about that. What else we gonna talk about . Phew. Oh, i got it i got it we can talk about tv. [ exhales sharply ] lets see. Whats on channel 37 . [ siren wailing ] whats on channel 42 . Go to work, baby. Miss ella, i also wanted to let you know i shh im watching tv. Miss ella, i wanted you to know i scheduled an appointment to get a mammogram tomorrow. Janine, you have plenty of time. You dont have to get an exam until you are at least 40. No, actually, i had an aunt who died from Breast Cancer when i was younger, and since its hereditary, they recommend getting tested sooner. I hope more women get tested because whew this is something. Well, you know, after you recover, you might want to do a seminar at the help center. You could teach women about the importance of mammograms and self breast exams and, you know, everything. And we could teach them about Cervical Cancer and the importance of a pelvic exam. Pap smears. Aah yeah, because were really uninformed. About the pap smears, yes. Okay, okay ugh an annual pap smear is okay, okay just ask me to leave baby, i thought we were gonna talk i dont want to talk to you. I brought you all here tonight to let you know im gonna man up, and im gonna enter that Witness Protection Program. Yes this is a good thing. This is a good day. I get to tell everybody my cousin calvin, yes, hes bold. He went into the Witness Protection Program. Malik, you cant tell anybody. Well, whats the point of you going . Calvin, you cant go. Mama, i dont think i have a choice. Petey is very dangerous, and if i go, you all are safe. Calvin, you sure you want to do this . He manning up and if you was smart, youd do the same thing, go with him. And take janine with you. And take the kids with janine, with you, with calvin. Curtis. And why are you so brave all of a sudden . Whatd these people promise you . A new apartment and a car and 30,000 taxfree. Hello ella, the boys just brave. Just leave it at that. Hes brave. Calvin, listen, i really think its a very responsible thing youre doing. Thanks, janine. Petey is very dangerous, and i just want you all to be safe, so im gonna man up. Im gonna do this. [ knock on door ] aah curtis, dont forget me curtis, where you going . family, calm down. Whats up, braveheart . Oh, i just dropped something. Oh detective morton. You got my check . No, but lucky for you, i came by to tell you that petey washington is dead. Whoo yes, yes i mean, god rest his soul. Mama, lets pray. Aah [ groans ] im going to question hakeems wife right now. You folks have a nice evening. Wait, wait, wait, wait, where my apartment, my car . 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Thats it . Just soup . Yup. cause usually, its like soup and ok, do you really want a salad . Im just saying, somethings gotta lure me in here, i mean whats it gonna be, the hot water or the mushy vegetables . Doug, come on, i worked really hard on this, i chopped, i diced, i even wore an apron, please try it. Fine. [slurps] so . Mmhm. Its pretty good. Just needs something. What . A slab of ribs. Im calling smokey joes. Captioning made possible by Sony Pictures television creates the perfect smoky eye loreal voluminous smoldering liner super intense pigments smoldering it doesnt get more smokin than this bewitching voluminous smoldering liner from loreal paris honey, did you see my blue camisole . I think id be more of a help if i knew what a camisole was. Its like a tank top, only. Nicer. Anyway i took it out last night and now its gone. Didnt just get up and walk away. Im sorry, do you think im wearing it under here and not telling you . Come on i wanna look nice today. Im meeting that girl that im mentoring. What are you talking about . You know the thing that my company sponsors, where you can volunteer to help a troubled teen . I thought you said you didnt want to do that. Did not. Yes you did. You said, why would i want to spend my time with some pimplefaced reject whos probably gonna end up robbing a liquor store . Doug, the point is that i thought about it, and i can really relate to these girls, you know . When i was a teenager, i did some messed up stuff. After my mom died i. Started flunking out of classes, shop lifting not to mention promiscuous as hell. Wowhoah, where you going . Hey, you know youre not allowed up there. Im returning carries camisole. What . I was shining the mailbox. I begged you to buy me that chamois at caldors all right, boys, i skipped breakfast, im starving, so you know the rule. Yup. Anything were not chewing, could be yours. I dont believe it. Whats up . Over there, a bunch of guys from priority plus. Man, i hate those guys. We offer quality, service and affordable prices. How gay is that . Yeah, and theyre sitting at our table, you know. Come on. Lemme lemme handle this, ok . Gentlemen. I understand you guys arent from around here, and you probably didnt know but this here, its an i. P. S. Table. Has been since 2002. We knew that. Why do you think we sat here . [all chuckle at the table] hey, hows that 428 dicad working out for you . Still freezing up by the airport . Thats it easy, easy hes not worth it. You know what guys . I dont like the smell in here. Lets bounce. Doug yeah, were bouncin. Oh, by the way, try to enjoy your iced tea without sweet and low. Yeah. Sweet n low