Why is this bothering you so much . I dont know. Its. You wouldnt understand. Oh, yeah, thats right. Im too stupid. I wouldnt understand. Yeah. Its not like youre so complicated, you know . Youre mad at her, and its so obvious why. Go ahead. Youre mad at her because. No, wait. I know. I know. Iyouyou are so very mad at her because. You. Are not. The good sister anymore. What . aha ha thats it. Thats it. You always used to be the good one, and jennifer was the bad one. But now shes becoming a nun, which makes her the really good one. She wins. Thats not it. Then what is it . I dont know, buthats not it. You just dont like me being right, right . Youre allowed to analyze me up and down, but ii hit on a psychological. Undercoating andand you cant give me my due. Youre a genius, professor. So what . So youre the bad one. So what . I prefer the bad one. The bad ones are naughty. Oh. Get off of me, ray. Ok, bad girl ray al right. All alone in rightville. 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How about you jumpin im just trying to enjoy gods bounty. Let me help you, deb. Oh, thats ok. I got it. So you want dessert now or later . Oh, now, dear. cause i have something across the street. I already have ill be right back. Marie, you shouldnt have bothered. Oh, nonsense. It isnt every day that we have someone lik you with us. Ray, would you stop it so, uh. May i ask you a question thats been on my mind for quite some time . Sure, frank. Its a rare opportunity for me to talk to someone of your vocation. Which leads me to my question. What do you gals wear under there . Dad dad what . We cant discuss rel deb, deb, deb, deb. Deb. What . Dont pretend with me. I only know too well the pain of being number 2. What did ray tell you . About you and your sister . He doesnt have to tell me. Ive seen that face before. Dont have that kind of relationship. Oh, no . It starts the first day they bring the new one home. There you are, innocently playing with your bongo monkey. All the relatives the new little blessing. So cute, so so precious. Then mamas darling begins to cry. Someone comes up with the bright idea and from that day thaforward,m him down say goodbye to youition. You are now number 2. Im the youn whats that . Im the youngest. Theyd be giving me the bongo monkey. Oh. Well, its just a very general story intended to illuminate the human condition. Thank you. Give me more than ray. Ok, who wants ice cream . Thank you. Uhhuh. Here we go. A special cake for a special someone. Its beautiful. Well, it was made with love, in honor of the sacrifices youre making for us. Is there a ecial dessert gracthi . Im sure i wont be seeing much cake like this in zaire. Ha. Zaire. What . Youre really gonna go to zaire stuff oreos and men. What are you saying, i cant do it . Oh, i just think that before you become a nun and move to zaire, you might want to, um, e out for. Oh, a weekend. Debra, i dont think that was appropriate. [softly] me neither. Not appropriate . Ok, jen, why dont you tell us what is appropriate nun behavior . Ok . Um. Smoking . You smoke . I used to smoke. Yeah. Everybody at her commune smoked. Sometimes those funny little cigarettes, hmm . [gasp] hey, how come roberts got more ice cream than me . You were a potsmoking hippie . No. It was just a place where people could live together and grow organic vegetables. Naked. You handled food naked . Thic. Yeah, the hills were really alive then. What is wrong with you . Whats wrong with you . Excuse me. [knock on door] [door opens] do you mind . Id like to be alone. You doing . Come on, you want to talk . No. Could you go . Make me. I would, but youre a nun now. Ill put the vows on hold for a second. A piece of me . Vows. Hey, knock it off. I know you cant believe it, but i happen to be serious about this. Why . What . Why am i becoming a nun . Yeah, why dont you tell me . Because i want to be better than you. What . Yeah. Thats why we all become nuns. I never thout that was it. Chocolate, huh . Still got a secret stash . So what . Ys knew where it was. You thought you were so cool, hiding your halloween candy, eating just a little bit so it would last longer than mine. You didnt know where it was. Oh, boy. You must really be upset. Well, excuse me, but im not the one who just dropped in to say, oh, hi. Im becoming a nun. So long, suckers. Debra, this has been coming for quite some time. Ah, well, how would i know that, because i havent seen you in 2 years and barely before that. And since college, you dont even keep in touch. I was moving around a lot. I didnt know what i wanted to do. Oh, and all of a sudden, you know. I have known for about a year and a half. Ive had a ok, fine. Fine. But thats not whats bothering me. [voice breaking] whats bothering me is. What . You werent around, and i was ok, because i thought that someday you would. You know. And. [crying] so ive been waiting, and. Now youre leaving for good. I want a sister. Not sister sister. A sister. Im still your sister. No, youre zaires sister. I mean, ray and robert, they have this, like, completely screwedup relationship, but at least they have each other, you know . I meompete and they blame their lives on their parents. Theyre real brothers. You know, dad still drinks. Thats sweet, but i know what youre trying to do. Listen, i know how flaky ive been, but this is right for me. Just like you knew this life was right for you when you met ray. Yeah, but you get to go to zaire, and im stuck here with his family. The barones could use your help, too, you know. [laughing] [deep sigh] then you better pray for me. For shopping that took half e the time. And more at famous footwear. Victory is yours. Whew that is cool. Got the Samsung Galaxy s iii. Its only 30 bucks a month with unlimited web and text. You can afford that one little buddy. Who you calling little . Get the latest galaxy smartphones with tmobiles 30 unlimited plan. 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Could i get another one of those, actually . Thank you. [ male announcer ] hey, america, were here to help. Americashelper. Com. Captions paid for by. The Fox BroadcastingCompany Welcome to dish nation. Im Rickey Smiley from right here in atlanta, georgia. Hey, right now, all the way across the country, in l. A. , heidi and frank. Yeah hey, rickey. We were able to find the comedy incancer, thanks to chris rock and pamela anderson. You know you need i rickey. Weve got todays rick squish. Lets see whats going on in the dfw. Whats up, dallas . Zg1 hc throw your hands in the kelly. You missed it. Check it i tonigdont know if you guys hot date this weekend. Lets hope your date doesnt show up with oprah hair. What is that . Britney spears versus christina a but first, weve go judges, heidi klum and for all the believers out there,heres been a bieber fiasco. Started right here in atlanta youll never guess what sparked a nightclub brawl with Justin Bieber. What . A white bow tie. Lets break this down. Nightclub in southampton. Justin bieber chilling with all his boys. Wayne reynolds rocking a white bow tie. A bottle girl liked the bow tie so wanted to rock it. He took the bow tie off, gave it to the girl. The girl runs over toin biebers vip section, in the meantime wayne followed her, because he wanted his bow tie bag. The vip section. Not really fe so he got attacked . Exactly. He got into an altercation. Wentkh out to the doggone park Justin Bieber jumped off the hood his car and beat lil wayne down, dude. Who is lil wayne fighting . Its Wayne Reynolds. Who is Wayne Reynolds . He was in the club. Hes not famous enough. We have to make surehes not a celebrity. Now hes famous for getting beat up over a white bow tie. Dish nation celebrity. Oh, man. At the end of the day, heres thetion. This is the crux of the matter. Whats the crux . Did the b back . People want to know. 8÷ yes, he did. He did . The chick gave it back to on the ground . Tossed it. 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