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Sometimes. I dont know if you heard but People Magazine today named the sexiest man alive this year, and once again for the 35th year in a row, i was not it. [ laughter ] im taking it pretty hard. The sexy man alive for 2016, ill give you a hint, he is one of the men in this photograph. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy gguillermo . Was it you . Guillermo no. Jimmy it wasnt. It wasnt guy, dwayne johnson, our guest last night, the sexiest man alive. Either that or hes a serial killer. Its hard to tell. I think that would be a bigger story. You think that good luck sexy hug you gave him last night took him over the top . Guillermo yes, that was it. Jimmy that was. Dwayne johnson is pmsma. For the third year in a row the top. Speaking of the sexiest man alive, sitting in with our band tonight, the great and powerful garth brooks. [ cheers and applause ] very sweet i want you to know i voted for you. Jimmy thank you. I voted for you. Jimmy i appreciate your support, thank you. Garth will be here t we have a big outdoor concert tomorrow. Were closing down the block behind our theater. If you want to come, go to our website at the bottom of screen, you cant just show up, you have to go to the website, that way we can make sure you dont have bedbugs. Well get it all set up. Garth brooks is with us all night tonight and tomorrow night as well. [ cheers and applause ] you know, donald trump has been getting some bigleague congratulatory calls this week. Bush called him, billy bush, hannah ka bush, the bushes all called. Yesterday he heard from the creme de la creme lin himself, russian president Vladimir Putin called him on the phone. Trump said next time he definitely wants to hire a translator because he didnt understand the whole thing. But trump and putin agreed to continue to speak over the telephone and eventually theyre going to meet face to face. Does this sound like a couple World Leaders or two Lonely People who jus im sure youre aware there laugh been protests every day since the election in new york, chicago, seattle, l. A. This is from orlandportland, or. A local news channel uncovered very annoying information about some of the protesters who got locked up. More tan half of those arrested over the weekend didnt vote. We got the list of the 113 who were arrested and took it to Elections Officials who checked voter logs. 34 of those protesters were registered in oregon, but didnt another 34 werent even registered to vote. Jimmy great. [ laughter ] thats terrific. Maybe instead of making picket signs you should be working on a time machine so you can go back to last month and register to peat like p. Diddy told you to [ cheers and applause ] how many celebrity reminders did there have to be . Closer to home a major arrest was made in l. A. County over the weekend. Residents of Los Angeles County resting a little easr hes accused of repeatedly blowing an air horn that sounds like a train. Jimmy i predict that man will be our president in four years. You know, in addition to my duties as talk show host, i am also a judge, a very tough judge, right . Guillermo thats right. Jimmy one of the toughest judges around. From time to time my bailiff guillermo and i hear cases, real cases we find in Small Claims Court with real litigates who inexplicably agree to have their other than judge james. This is the believe ami moore. He claims he ordered two custom suits and three pairs of pants and that the defendants delivery was late and defective. Hes suing for 1720. This is the defendant, august tan. He maintains the order was completed in a timely manner and that things only got unfortunately when the defendant became hot under the collar. Its the case of taylor and his unsuitable suits. Guillermo race your right hand. What you are about to witness is real. The participants are not actors. Theyre actual litigants with a case pending in civil courts. Body parties have agreed to drop their claims to have their case decided here by judge james. Jimmy you may be seed. Guillermo that was my job. Jimmy sorry, go ahead. Guillermo you can sit down litigants has been strained, your. Jimmy the what . Guillermo litigants. Jimmy have been what . Guillermo sane in your honor. Jimmy sworn in . Guillermo you understand. Jimmy youre suing mr. Tan for 1720, the amount you paid the defendant to make two custom suits and three pairs of slacks you claim were delivered late, improperly, and overall made defective. He doesnt deliver anything. Jimmy mr. Tan, you garments were well made, you went above and beyond to meet the plaintiffs demands, but he was unreasonably picky and disrespectful, correct . Yes. Jimmy mr. Mor, tell us what happened. I want to do two custom suits in his shop. I know his shop before it would be there. It was a real honor, mr. Lee jimmy the real owner . Yeah. He is rental. Jimmy youre a rental . Yeah he rent the place. Retired, did and you rent from him. Jimmy do you think theres any possibility he murdered mr. Lee . [ laughter ] let me ask whos this gentleman . Your stylist . Hes my witness. Jimmy your witness. Yeah. When i bought the fabric. Jimmy what is your name, sir . Alan leash. Jimmy alan, what did you witness exactly . Well, we went to Downtown Los Angeles and jimmy are you lovers . [ laughter ] what . Guillermo sir, answer the judge. Office manager. Jimmy your office manager. Sometimes there are Office Relationships but go on. Okay, so we went the day after he arranged to make these suits, we went to Downtown Los Angeles and bought some fabric for the suits to bring back to the tailor. Jimmy thats fun. Did you guys have lunch . No. Jimmy no lunch, okay. If you had had lunch, what would you have had . Maybe a pastrami sandwich. Jimmy pastrami sandwich, okay. Mr. Tan. Is anything that hes saying incorrect . Mr. Lee. [ laughter ] i bought the store from mr. Lee, hes retired. Jimmy i see. Like retired retired . Physically retired. Jimmy physically retired . His minds still functioning. I see. Actually i feel really thankful to my first customer jimmy you were his first customer . He was your first customer, why did it take so long to make the suit . Regular time takes six to eight weeks. I told i did order there two suit with mr. Lee, it take him exactly three weeks, i got both of them. Jimmy but mr. Lees dead, hes been murdered. [ laughter ] hes not dead, not dead, poor guy. Jimmy hes gone. This suit i finished after christmas, exactly as he after christmas . After may you finish it. Jimmy thats after christmas. Way after christmas. [ laughter ] yeah, christmas is because when i told him im going to sue you, nothing was done. Jimmy alan what do you think whose side are you on, first of all . Amis side, of course. Jimmy is that because you work for him . No. Its because the suit didnt fit. Jimmy did you see him in the suit . No. Jimmy how do you know the suit didnt fit . Remember, youre under oath here. I guess youre right, i guess its all based on what ive heard. Jimmy of course im right. I think the best way to this is for you to try the suit on so we can look at it and see how it fits. . Jimmy ill inform the court that mr. Mor has now removed his pants. [ laughter ] he is in currently in his underpants. Would you mind putting the jacket on as well so we can see mr. Mor, would you mind spinning around . You see . Jimmy im going to consult with an expert here, my personal stylist. Rod fee . Rodney . Guillermo rodney . Jimmy rodney is an Emmy Awardwinning Costume Designer. Do me a favor and examine this suit and give me your professional opinion of the fit. Okay. I think it is a little too big right here. Shoulders seem fine. The back. Can i see the back . The back of the jacket looks good. Its a bit its not is defect. Is not right. In my opinion, it is not defective, its just a little alteration there. The pants approximates brand new, he made it brand new. Jimmy mr. Mor, im going to take your original pants into my chambers and ill be back with a ruling. Will judge james side with this fashionable fireplug . Or rule in favor of this lawsuit maker . When will alan get his pastrami . Judge james verdict when we return. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were going to take a break. When we come back, the legally binding conclusion to judge james. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] . . The lights are on but youre not home . . . Your heart sweats . . Sing girl, come on. . [ singing ] . Sorry, ariana you gotta go. Seriously . Verizon limits me and i gotta get home. Youre gonna choose navigation over me . Maps get up here. Umm. That way. Introducing tmobile one, unlimited data for everyone. Get four lines just 35 a month. . . . 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Does anyone have one of those . No . Okay. [ laughter ] the next big thing is augmented reality glasses. I learned today augmented reality is different from Virtual Reality. Virtual reality creates a new world. Reality kind of like a boob job, like a little it adds to. [ laughter ] i have to say i dont think i need augmented reality. Regular reality is already more than can handle right now. Do they have glasses that cut the reality back a little . Because id like to reduce my daily amount of reality to about, i dont know, 40 . [ laughter ] i guess its exciting. Apple is saying this could be the most advanced technology a baby ever grabs and throws off puts the shoe weve been waiting for since we were kids on sale. Its inspired by the movie back to the future 2. This is it, the hyperadept 1. 0, available for 720, a selflacing shoe. The laces are powered by a rechargeable battery. Which you know, just this money i was thinking, i feel like i dont have enough items that need to be charged in my house. [ laughter ] i cant wait to hear somebody say, sorry im late, i had to ar [ laughter ] anyway, after 27 years back to the future 2, has come true, selflacing sneakers, hoverboards, and a president biff, so good news. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, this is clothingrelated as well. A woman in new york is suing the store zara because after she bought a dress there, well, youll see what she found. Pungent odor. Then she noticed a loose string. She says when she touched it she realized it wasnt a string, it was actually a dead rats leg. Jimmy well. Fivel goes vest. [ laughter ] its kind of unfair to sue the store that sold the clothes, though, isnt it . They didnt make that thing. Maybe the rat should be suing the woman for kidnapping, you know . [ laughter ] ill tell you something, if kanye west sewed a rat into a pair of sleeping on the sidewalk to buy it. [ laughter ] all right, speaking of fashionrelated legal news, its time to return to our courtroom where judge james is ready to rule. This firedup fancy man says the defendants suits were custom crapola. This defensive designer disagrees. And this loyal employee is ready for lunch. Judge james is about to rule. Lets listen. Jimmy first of all, i want to say, i am wearing your pants. And i like the way they fit, thank you. Guillermo you can sit down now. Jimmy yes. Alan, when you order a pastrami sandwich, how does it come what kind of bread to you order it on . Rye. Jimmy i like that, okay. Mr. Tan. First of all, two suits, three pairs of slacks, 1,700, seems like a very reasonable price for me. I have to say, mr. Mor, you are not youve thought you looked pretty good in that suit. It does need some alterations. I have consulted with rodney and he has volunteered to fix the suit for you. He is an emmywinning Costume Designer so he will alter the suits properly. Id also like to have a moment of silence for mr. Lee. [ laughter ] who was brutally murdered. By mr. Tans mother. I rule in favor of the defendant. And im keeping these pants. Sal judge james has rendered his verdict. Lets talk to the plaintiff mr. Mor and good friend alan. Youre an aficionado of pastrami. We have a sandwich for you. Id like to see you render your verdict on this sandwich. Its not rye as youre used to but take a bite. Get in there. Okay . You like that . Be honest. I think its got too much fat, i prefer leaner pastrami. Sal get out of here, go, both of you. On the next judge james what is the purpose of this meditation . To meditate on. Youre picky for a guy who doesnt button his shirt, ill tell you that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a good show for you tonight. With the stars warrior hernandez is here. Be right back with Casey Affleck [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by hue hue. Come tv with us. . Dont try to change me in any way . . Oh . . Dont tell me what to do . . Thats all i ask of you . The new 2017 corolla with Toyota Safety sense standard. . You dont own me . Toyota. Lets go places. Enjoy your phone you too. inner monologue all right, be cool. You got the amazing new iphone 7 on the house by switching to at t. What . . Aand you got unlimited data because you have directv . . Ol get the iphone 7 on us and unlimited data jimmy garth brooks sitting in with the cletones. They are playing songs from garth brooks the ultimate collection. Ill let you in on a secret, garth and i have been working on music together, well reveal that project tomorrow night. We had a good day working together, we really had chemistry. Youre a stud, youve missed your calling. Jimmy thank you. [ laughter ] youre a songwriter. Jimmy ive heard that before, but not in context of something go [ laughter ] also later on from the amazon music stage, garth has a new song from his forthcoming album gun slinger. That is tonight. Tomorrow night we are closing down a sizable chunk of this city of hollywood for garth brooks in concert. If you want to come see garth live, go to 1iota. Com for tickets, theyre free. Join us for that tomorrow night. 1113, the subject of stellar reviews for the new movie manchester by the sea. Hey, you want to keep it down you [ muted ] morons, my kids are sleeping. I am so sorry. Sorry. I mean you want to get these [ muted ] pinheads out of my house, please . Yeah, i do. I really do. She cant talk to us that way. Yeah. Who is she . Hey im not [ muted ] around Jimmy Manchester by the sea opens friday. Please say hello to Casey Affleck [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy that was nice. There you go, thats nice. Garth thinks he just hugged jesus, though. [ laughter ] how you doing . They told me you were going to be nice when i came out here. Started right in. I dont go around looking like jimmy i sent you an email today, i saw your movie, you are really great in the movie and thats a fact. Its a simple fact. So i sent you an email saying, i thought you were really great in the movie, the movie is really great. And your response was what . What did you write back . I wrote back, unsubscribe. [ laughter ] jimmy thats all. You know its funny. Last week my dad sent me a video that was stupid, and i wrote back to him, unsubscribe. Then i thought about it all nah, its not too mean. Then i got it and i felt like a [ bleep ]. I thought i made that joke up. [ laughter ] jimmy well, maybe you did. I did too. [ laughter ] will it make you uncomfortable when i say that i believe you will get nominated for an Academy Award for this . [ cheers and applause ] thanks for asking. Again. Jimmy it seems like you would enjoy the process and whatever of being nominated for an Academy Award less than almost anybody i know. Is that true . I mean i dont know who you know, but you know what, that reminds me. Last time i was on the show with you, we talked about how maybe we might hang out sometime. Jimmy right, right. You said like we should get together. Jimmy yes. Seemed like you liked me. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, i did, yeah. And i didnt make it. Jimmy yeah, i know you didnt come. You said you were going to come, then you didnt come. Something came up. [ laughter ] i havent seen you since then, if you send me another invitation, ill come. Probably. Jimmy all right, all right. Im not gonna, though. Im not going to fall into that trap, how stupid do i look . I got an unsubscribe from you today. You are officially unsubscribed. Im not going to share your good idea. This film, for those who dont know people havent seen the movie yet. Its very heavy. The clip we showed its a pingpong picture, thats what it is. [ laughter ] my audition was endless rounds of pingpong. Go ahead. Jimmy maybe it was. Your friend, not mine, matt damon, is one of the producers of this movie. [ laughter ] right. Jimmy originally he was going to star in the movie and maybe direct the movie, is that true . Movie. Hed asked the writer to write it for him so that he could direct the movie. Then another friend of mine, not yours, John Krasinski jimmy hes more my friend than yours. Thats not what he said. Jimmy he did . Im learning a lot of terrible things tonight. Then turned out really well so the guy wrote it and we took it. We made it without them knowing. Jimmy okay. Just went and made it so they couldnt make it. Now its made and were the guys who made it. Jimmy i would love it so much if you won an oscar for a movie, a rol [ laughter ] how sweet would that be . I know. Jimmy im going to make it my mission for the next three months to see to it, to do everything in my power to make sure that happens. Yeah, he passes on all the good ones. Jimmy he does and he does stupid things. All the time. [ laughter ] its just big action movies. Jimmy so stupid. Has he been on your show . Jimmy no. Hes been backstage. Hes backstage right now. [ laughter ] you know, the kid was in the music with me, lucas hedges, jimmy hes great. Hes great. Hes all right. Jimmy he did a great job. He told me hes coming on the show, garth dont take this the wrong way, he said, garth brooks is on, do you know who that is . Jimmy to you . Yes. And i said, i do know who that is, the mans a legend, are you telling me you dont know who he is . He said he didnt know. Jimmy no i want you to know, hang on. Hes like 10 years old. He didnt know hoy was either and id done a movie with him. [ laughter ] so he doesnt really k kids these days. So when he comes here jimmy i hope he doesnt see this. Who are we talking about . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy nobody, garth. Nobody at all. The director, kenneth lon began, had you worked with him before . Id auditioned for him many times because hes one of my favorite writers and i never got the job. Then i heard they were doing his play somewhere else. He lives in new york. I went and auditioned for that. And i got it before he knew that i was getting the role. So i snuck into the play. Got the job. Then he was stuck with me. Jimmy he did a beautiful job directing this movie. Because one of the things i really like is how natural it might be the most natural and realistic movie ive ever dropping, people are not quite hearing what the other person is saying. Yeah. Jimmy you dont ever see that kind thing in movies. It really made it feel have you seen the movie . You never see your movies. Yes, ive seen it. This one you made an exception . Sometimes i dont see them. Jimmy right. Do you always watch your show . Jimmy i never watch the show. But im doing more than one show a year. [ laughter ] you understand . If i did one show a year, i would watch it. Right, okay. Yeah. Maybe you should do one a year. [ laughter ] jimmy youre not comfortable seeing yourself, right . I mean sometimes i am, sometimes im not. You know, its like i dont always love it. But i saw this. Actually, i went to see this, i was at the sundance film festival. You take little movies like this around to film festivals to try to get people to see them. And i was there. I decided i would sit through it. I found an empty chair and i sat and i watched it. Sometimes its not easy to see yourself there. It was made more difficult by the fact that the woman who was sitting next to me, she would watch a scene and then she would just turn and sort of lean into me and look at me. Jimmy what . Which is weird. Also she had to get like really close because it was kind of dark. So i just felt strange experience. Jimmy is it possible she thought the movie was in 3d . [ laughter ] jimmy that is a weird thing to do, yeah. Do you go to the movies much . Will you go see other peoples movies . Yeah, i go to movies. Jimmy did you see your brother in batman . [ laughter ] yes, i did. Jimmy you went to the thought it was great. Jimmy you went to the regular theater . You didnt like and it you said bad things bils about it. I thought it was great. Jimmy thats not true but now i feel youre lying and you did not see the movie. I saw know what it is. What happens in the end . Whos the hero he fights in that movie . Do you know . He fights fights against superman. Jimmy thats true, okay. Anyway. Jimmy who wins at the end . Its not that kind of movie. [ laughter ] everybody wins. Its an everyone wins kind of a movie. Listen, you know what else i did go to . Jimmy what did you go to . Listen to the story. I went to something called a vision summit which is Virtual Reality and augmented reality. Jimmy yeah. Those were jokes in the monologue . Jimmy they were jokes, yeah. [ laughter ] those were jokes in the same way thats a beard. It doesnt have to be like that. Jimmy come on. What was it was amazing. The augmented reality stuff is really incredible. Jimmy what did they do . One thing that theyre going to have coming out that i was sort of testing was like a gps. You can hold it up, look at your phone, youre looking through the camera so you see thats right in front of you like youre taking a picture. If you held it up on the road in a street, it would show you dots on the road which way to go. Thats one example of something jimmy youd see dots . Instead of having to look to the map and then look back and wonder where am i . You hold it up and it shows you we where to go. Not the most exciting application but that was one thing. Now ive totally lost jimmy you forgot it. It was incredible. Jimmy what was it . I wanted to have an augmented reality app. Because i know guys come on your show and you see them and they look good, you want to know what theyre wearing, youre too afraid to ask, maybe this happens. Jimmy its happening right now. What if you could hold up your phone as if you were texting or taking a picture and there would be jimmy but it would say what jimmy wearing. Jimmy this is something you really want to have . I just thought it up. Im not saying i would use it but i think it would be big be right. Now that you mentioned it on the air youre screwed. No, now i own it, Everybody Knows it was my idea first. Jimmy i dont think thats how it works. Kanye west is working on it right now. [ laughter ] hes got a whole r d team hammering that out. Congratulations on the movie. It really is an excellent film. Its called manchester by the sea. [ cheers and applause ] it opens on friday. 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Thats not an episode of modern family. No, no, thats not modern family. Jimmy omg, ive never seen the show, how do i get out of this mess . I can pretend to choke on a turkey bone. I cab throw gravy on my mother and make a getaway. Maybe ill hide under the table happy graciasgiving, guillermo. You dont need to hide from the family. Guillermo i dont . No. Hulu has the best of tv and movies including original and exclusive content you cant watch anywhere else. Guillermo im so thankful for you, talking puppy. Youre welcome. Maybe i could get something for the effort . Dicky see what youve been missing. Hulu. Come tv with us. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well be right back with Laurie Hernandez [ cheers and applause ] . . I think i got something to say just like mom, you have dinner on the table at 6 00 every night. Hey guys, im home of course no one said it had to be cooked. Campbells one dish recipes, designed around one pan and your schedule. Made for real, real life. 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Now that this tumultuous election is behind us its time to concentrate on what really matters, gambling on competitive i bet a lot of money to win dancing with the stars, please welcome Laurie Hernandez [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy first of all, i appreciate you being here. But i worry that you should be practicing right now. A lot of my money is on the line here. Wow. Well. Jimmy well do this first, then you get back. First of all, thank you for having me, i appreciate it. Jimmy thank you for coming. Second of all, i already had a practice today so dont worry. Jimmy sometimes its nice to practice twice in a day. When somebody, for instance, has theoretically bet, i dont know, 2,500 on you to win. Okay, if youre betting that much, then youve got to make sure youre voting for me. Jimmy oh, believe me. Ive got a machine at home thats voting. Are you voting for yourself . Youve got to vote for yourself. I am. Jimmy youre voting against me if you dont vote for yourself. Oh my gosh, okay. Jimmy are your teammates vote iing for you . I would hope so. Jimmy do you ask them . Tweet them, say vote for me. Weve got to get to work on this. Your dancing is great no complaints there. Perfect 10s this week. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy next week, well try to do better next week, okay . [ laughter ] maybe get it up to 12. 12. 5 would help a lot. Jimmy has it been easier, harder, about the same as you imagined it would be . Youre no stranger to training for an event, obviously. Yeah, i mean, its actually been a lot harder than i thought. Jimmy it has . Yeah, just because for gymnastics we have to be barefoot all the time. For dancing we have to go on heel rirs was completely off my center of balance. Dancing with a partner, i wasnt used to that. I kept stepping on him. I head butt him the other day. Elbowed him. Yeah. Jimmy val . Val chirvosski is your partner . [ laughter ] is he a tough pro . No, hes a teddy bear. Jimmy he is, okay. Some teddy bear. A teddy bear with an eightback. [ laughter ] i dont have teddy bears that look like that in my daughters crib. Lets just say that. [ laughter ] you are getting along . Yes. Jimmy will you wear the high heels in the olympics the now that you know how to operate on them . No. Jimmy you will not, okay. Wouldnt than interesting, though. I guess it would ruin everything. It would poke into the mat. Poke holes, yeah. Jimmy you dont want to do that. Would this dancing with the stars mirror ball which im hoping and i believe you will win, will this be when you display it, will it be next to your olympic medals . Well, my medals are in a safe at home just because im like, no, nobody touch them. But you know, hopefullify get id want to put it in the center of my house so everyone could see it. But id have to ask my mom first. Jimmy you still have to ask your mom this kind of stuff . Yeah, moms house, moms rules. Oh, really, wow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats amazing. I have to say, that was not my philosophy at 16. [ laughter ] and i did not win an olympic gold medal, i dont know if youre aware of that, i came away emptyhanded. I didnt even make the olympic team believe it or not. I dont believe it. Jimmy do you do i mean jimmy wow. A lot of times i wash the dishes or take out the trash. [ applause ] ive been in l. A. For a while jimmy couldnt you say, im too small to wash the dishes . I mean find a way, stand on a box or something. Jimmy yeah. Got to get the job done. Jimmy mini trampoline into the dishwasher. Try this. Jimmy youre going to be in the thanksgiving day parade next week, is that right . Yes. Jimmy is that something that the thanksgiving day parade was something that i had watched every year, like a tradition for us. Jimmy we have a tradition at my house. When i was growing up with the thanksgiving pa pennsylvania raid. My dad would come into our rooms and go, the parade is on. My sister is here. Shell vouch for me on this. Then wed go, oh, who cares, we want to sleep it went Something Like this. That was me to everyone else. Guys, the parade is on everybody was like, let me sleep. Jimmy are you still doing this dancing for dancing with the stars . Well, right now im taking a little break just so i can fit in postolympic opportunities. I see. I do plan on going back. Jimmy do you moderately exercise or do these, whatever it is that you guys do . Do you keep up with that . Or just give it up completely . Yeah, i try to do as much as i can. But as you know, im practicing hard just for you. Jimmy thank you. [ laughter ] jimmy thats good, i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] focused on the mirror ball. Remember, a lot of people win olympic gold medals, not that many people win a mirrored ball trophy. Its much, much rarer. [ laughter ] literally hundreds of gold medals were handed out, only one olympic ball so far this year, mirrored ball, rather. Thank you so much for practicing on my behalf. [ cheers and applause ] youre in for the cut of the money if it goes as i hope it will. Thats nice. Ill practice more hours. Jimmy yes, practice more hours. This wont even come out of your allowance, ill just give you cash right there on the side. The live twonight dancing with the stars finals begin monday night here on abc. Laurie hernandez, everybody our Champion Well be right back with music from garth brooks. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is brought to you by amazon music unlimited. Start your free trial at reporter the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is brought to you by amazon music Laurie Hernandez. Apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. Night lip is next, first the album is called gun slinger. Here with the song baby lets lay down and dance, garth brooks . . . I get this feeling that i cant explain every time i see your face or hear your name . . I just go crazy thinking baby this may be my chance what would you say to me if i said baby . . 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