So much to decide on, our future as a nation is at stake. Every once in a while i think its important to stop and appreciate the little things. The good things. For instance, this was an uplifting story. Paris hilton just bought an 8,000 chihuahua. Isnt that nice . [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy thats right, she paid 8,000 for a tea cup chihuahua. How does paris hilton still have 8,000 . [ laughter ] and chihuahua looks like. Hi, baby. Jimmy thats a weird sex tape, you know . [ laughter ] the dog weighs 12 ounces. Ive eaten hot dogs that weigh more than 12 ounces. 12 ounces. Thats not even officially a dog, thats a hamster, she spent eight grand on a hamster. She posted this photo of her new shes purchased in the past few years. Very easy to lose in the vacuum and everything. She asked her followers to come up with a name for it and there were a lot of good suggestions. You might find this hard to believe. Some people even suggested dirty things. Ultimately paris decided to name the dog diamond baby. Diamond baby. Now what name is she going to use when she has a kid if diamond baby is off the table . Anyway, congratulations to pari guillermo, you have a chihuahua, how much did that cost you . Guillermo 40. Jimmy thats reasonable. Heres an accessory paris should look into buying for diamond baby. This is called the shed defender. This is a unitard for dogs to keep them from shedding and to humiliate them. Its basically yoga pants for a dog. Lulu labradors is what they are. Heres another one. That dog looks happy. Remove his testicles two times. The shed defender starts at 44. 99 and goes up from there. I dont know, if youre this concerned about getting dog fur on your couch, maybe dont own a dog. I think what you really want is a baby that poops outside, right . President obama is winding down his time in office. Hes got less than 100 days left. But hes keeping busy, still pushing his agenda, hes working to fight climate change, hes shortening sentences for drug offenders, every night he goes meric garland, his nominee for the supreme court. The reason president obama is working so hard up to the end is to avoid helping his wife pack the house, its a pain in the ass, he wants no part of it. I cant wait. I hope obama grows a huge retirement beard like david letterman, wouldnt that be great . As the president finishes out his last 100 days i am now at long last prepared to lay out my plan for my first 100 days in office as Vice President of the United States. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, my fellow americans. [ cheers and applause ] as you know, as you my know, i will take office on january 20th, 2017. And for my first 30 days, ill take some time to settle in. You know, meet everyone. Go through my hr paperwork. Find out where the coffee is, that kind of stuff. Those things take time. And honestl i got the job for four years almost guaranteed. Then comes february. Now february 20th is president s day. On president s day, ill probably be very upset that theres no Vice President s day, which is very likely to bum me out for the rest of february so i will be unable to work for the rest of february. March i will declare the month of march will be Vice President s month. Especially the ones currently in office which will be me. I will celebrate this new and important holiday in our newest and most important state, hawaii. Thats right. I will ring march in and out with a month full of mai tais, hula dancing, pigs with apples in their mouths, fun in the sun. And then we are back to work in april. On april 1st, when i wake up at 10 00 a. M. , i will find that maybe i had too sun in hawaii and ill have a sunburn that will put me out of commission for at least two weeks which i will stretch to april 29th which will be my 100th day of vice presidency. [ cheers and applause ] and on that day, i will meet with the president of the United States to encourage him or her to fix everything that needs to be fixed. Thank you, america. And youre welcome. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you could have to kill yourself. I work smarter, not harder, thats my thing. Donald trump had another great day. He had a rally in lakeland, florida, today where his africanamerican supporters were out in full force. Look at this. Now watch. Blacks for trump. Okay. So we got that guy right there. We got that guy right there. And that lady right there. Even some of the blacks for the Trump Campaign is having a difficult week. Some very prominent republican donors are reported to be asking for their money back. Because if theres one thing donald trump is known for, its giving money back. [ laughter ] he hasnt paid taxes in 20 years, good luck to you. But asking donald trump for your money back is like asking Chris Christie for a bite of his cheesebur cheeseburger, it isnt going to happen. Youll have to pry it out of his city, trump urged his supporters to vote on the wrong date. Theres never been anything like this so go and register, make sure you get out and vote november 28th. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, wait. Oh, you know what . Actually, not for president. He means vote for him on dancing with the stars. He will be on dancing with the stars november 28th. If you try to vote on november 28th youre a weirdo hanging out at an as you know trump is trailing among female voters and hes been working so hard to prove he has good relationships with women. And youll see it right here in this femalefriendly edition of drunk donald trump. [ tape playing slowly ] and then the women called and said, i didnt say that i like him a lot, hes a great 30 years ago, 15 years ago. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now we slowed donald trump down, sometimes we speed him up and here now with his thoughts on hillarys thoughts about his actions at the last debate is cokedup trump. [ tape playing very fast ] you see wait wait wait did you see what she said so here i am i saw that. So im standing at my podium. I got my chair. And crooked hillary walks across the stage right in front of me. Right, right . Trump said, if you walk across the stage, standing in front of me. I didnt care. I didnt care. Jimmy he didnt care, he didnt care. Cokedup trump versus drunk trump. We have to take a break. Years from now people will be talking about this. Matthew perry versus nas in name that famous celebrity so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] . Alright, hows this for a tv show. Sous chef. Lawyer by day, prepcook by night. Also, his name is sous. No. Sloppy joseph. A middleaged man whos trying to get his life together, but he cant hes to sloppy. 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Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea . . Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea . Heres pepto bismol ah. Jimmy welcome back to the show. America has demanded it and so it is once again time to play name that famous celebrity. Ladies and gentlemen, lets meet our contestants. One is a beloved actor from television. The other hips and hops. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy gentlemen, take your places. Its exciting to have you here. I am excited to have you here but ill be perfectly honest with you, were even more excited about our main player on this show. The star of the game. I met him outside a Movie Theater many years ago. Hes a handyman by day. By night he takes photos with famous people, whether he knows who they are or not. Please say hello to yehya hi, my friend, how are you . How are you . Nice to see you. Jimmy i think you just won a gold medal for egypt in the 40yard dash. Im past fast now. Jimmy what happened . It is work. Jimmy you want me to look at them . No, youre not doctor. Jimmy actually, i am a doctor, but are you a doctor for the show . Jimmy i am a doctor, yehya. Please, get down on your knees and ill show you. Your zippers open. Jimmy my zippers open . You wish, dont you. God bless you. Jimmy god bless you. For real. Hi, audience matthew jimmy what did you say . How are you . Jimmy i heard how are you. Matthew Matthew Mcconaughey jimmy no, no. Nasa jimmy hes not the space program. His name is not the moon. Nas. Name, sorry. Jimmy that is the essence of this game. How long have you been standing outside rounds and in parking lots waiting for celebrities . Sometimes somebody i love, three, four hours. Jimmy how long have you been doing this . 35 year. Jimmy 35 years . I got picture of them, its very nice, he watch the movie, with dwight glasses, right . I have no idea what you said. [ laughter ] jimmy stop it, all right. Contestants, please put your blindfolds on. Viewers at home, put your blindfolds on as well. We are going to show yehya a photograph of a famous person, a person with whom hes been photographed. He will then describe that celebrity to the best of his ability without using the persons name. Remember that. Okay. Jimmy you had trouble with this in the past. I drink coffee a lot, i work out. Jimmy all right, here we go. Matthew, nas, listen to the when you think you know which famous celebrity yehya das scribing, buzz in and december. For each correct answer you get 100 points. Are you ready . Lets begin. Yehya, who is this famous celebrity . Oh, the guy he do the war movie. The bad, the good, the ugly jimmy nas . Clint eastwood. Yehya . That like almost 12 year. You know i got picture with the director. Making famous from italy, you know . Jimmy no. I forget his name. He sign the picture. Jimmy sergio leone . He die 25 year. You dont believe. I got picture. Jimmy lets go to the next name, yehya. Name this famous celebrity. Oh, the black guy in make the movie president. Like the president. Morgan freeman. Jimmy no, a very good guess. He make like a president , his committee jimmy nas again. Chris rock. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats right. Nas is good at this. There he is. There you are. Where were you there, yehya . That one im in the fighting place, you see i got tickets for 8,000, somebody want to buy 2,000, i said no, i want to all right. Matthew says something may i buzz in for an announcement . Buzz in. I always wear these while having sex. Did you know that . No, i dont know. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yehya. Who is our next celebrity . Oh, the guy on donald trump. Jimmy what . The guy with donald trump. Hes in the show extra. Jimmy almost. Hes l celebrity, talk with celebrity. Hes friend to joshua bolsh. Jimmy youre not supposed to bolsh jimmy you said his name. Mario lopez . No, i said the show. Like the celebrity. You talk about celebrity. Jimmy so does mario lopez, yeah, yeah. No Mario Lopez Jimmy go back to the original clue. Jimmy donald trump. He with donald trump. And had big hug like two day ago, tv, the news. Jimmy yes. Give him hug, and trump go you know this guy, you should give him hug, you walk with donald trump. I dont know his name. I forget. Bolsh jimmy this was just in the news. I wear them because i like to [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wo no idea. Jimmy oh, the answer is billy bush. Billy bush. . Very topical. Bolsh. Jimmy there you are giving him a lug, thats what got him into trouble. Nas is in the lead. Who is this woman . Shes the movie with the avatar. Jimmy yes. Shes in the movie avatar, i got it, zoe saldana. Jimmy that is absolutely correct, matthew is on the board. 200 points, 100 points. Zoe saldana. You met her outside the show . Outside, she tell me dont touch me, because she have very expensive dress. Jimmy right. [ laughter ] jimmy im sure that was why. Matthew, you could tie it here if you get the next answer right. Okay. Jimmy our next celebrity is this like star war. Jimmy matthew . George lucas. Jimmy no. The young kids, up like this j. J. Abrams. Jimmy thats right. There he is. J. J. Abrams. Wearing a tuxedo. Where did that happen . Jimmy go ahead. Madeo. Jimmy madeo. Very nice guy. Jimmy the tiebreaker, whoever gets this one wins it all. Who is our next celebrity . Oh, the guy, im happy happy. The music guy. Hes black guy make his hair blond. [ laughter ] pharell williams. Jimmy thats right youre both going home with a prize. Dicky dicky matthew and nas, you each get a sculpture of your head and a cardboard cutout of yehya to take photos with at home. Jimmy what a beautiful prize. Thank you for playing. Thank you, matthew. Thank you, nas. God bless you, god bless you. Tonight on the show, music from nas. Be right back with matthew . Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by paqui chips. Theres a flavor for you. . . One smart choice leads to the next. . The new 2017 ford fusion is here. Of a wellmade choice. You love allday breakfast. But you dont love that you cant get all your favorites. But now you can get more of what you love. So you can find Something Else to not love. Like hearing the sound of your own voice. softly like hearing the sound of your own voice. [ cheers and applause ] this bitter land. It is on the soundtrack for the movie the land. Nas and erykah badu from the crown royal stage. Nas is going to chat with us, too. Tomorrow night, Colin Farrell will be here. Laverne cox will join us. And the legendary voice of the los angeles dodgers, vin scully will be here on the show. For ten years our first guest played 17 of the most popular sicperson cast in television history. Now he carries half the load on the odd couple. Season three starts monday night on cbs. Please welcome Matthew Perry. [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy thanks for playing the game. That was fun. Jimmy was that your first time meeting nas or are you old pals . That was the first time. Jimmy that was the first time . Jimmy well, yeah. I thought he was going to run away with it. Did you get nervous . At any point . Im always nervous if im blindfolded. [ laughter ] jimmy that makes sense. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy definitely makes sense. Makes you nervous somebodys going to shoot you. Jimmy are you a fan of his music . I have an odd taste in music that my friends have made fun of for years. Jimmy what is it, your taste in music . My taste in music is basically if youre a your period [ laughter ] whatever music you would listen to. Yeah. Jimmy so youre talking like taylor swift and that kind thing . Yeah, tori amos, barely manilow. Jimmy wait a minute. There are no 14yearold girls listening to barry manilow. I know a few. [ laughter ] but i hang out at very strange places . Do you . So you really if youre in your car youll have barry and Barbra Streisand. Jimmy you did . I would wear tshirts that said the who and the kinks. Jimmy i see. And so one day i was wearing a kinks tshirt. I cant name a kinks song. Jimmy you cant . Really . Yeah. But well, you can all scream them. But no, i cant. So the bus stop for school was across the street from our house. Jimmy okay frk the night before i had borrod Barbra Streisand tape to listen to. Jimmy great. And she came out while i was with my friends at the bus stop, matthew, wheres my Barbra Streisand tape . What . No, i have no idea no, you borrowed it, youve been listening to it all night. No, no, no i got beaten up. Jimmy well, sure. Yeah. Jimmy motors should know better. Jimmy mine sent me to school with a briefcase my first day of junior high school. Wow. Jimmy and of course i was beaten as well. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy speaking of odd tastes. This is something that i feel like maybe i shouldnt show this yet. But you have a is it proper to call it a man cave . Well, sure. You can call it a i dont call it that. But you can call it that. Jimmy the reason i know about this is there was like a gossip item in one of these tabloid magazines saying you had a whole room d thats true. Jimmy and thats true. Thats true. Jimmy how long have you had the batman room . Ived a the batman room, sir, about three, four years. Jimmy so this is a recent decision that you made, to have a batman room. Yes. Jimmy is it like when you heard about the batman v. Superman movie coming out you thought ive got to get on that . Are i like the Christian Bale version. Im an insomniac so the middle a room. Jimmy so but i want to point out, its not dorky. [ laughter ] jimmy its not . No. Its actually a cool batman room. Jimmy its a cool batman sexy. Check this out. Jimmy this is a picture of the room at your house. Is it known as the batman room . Thats the batman room. See what i mean . Thats pretty cool. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youve got a lot of batman items. Yeah. Jimmy this is how youre spending that friends do people give you batman stuff . No, they just call me bored and spoiled. Jimmy i see. So this is like do you have anything thats valuable . Like the first batman comic book or anything like that . No, no. Its really the Christian Bale series of batman. Jimmy really . Batman pens and like batman the other side of the room theres tons of batman stuff. Not the other side of the card. [ laughter ] jimmy so somebody were to give you like a batman action figure from 1975 not Christian Bale, this doesnt belong . No, i have batman crayons and things. Crayons . What do you do with those . Maybe its time for me to tell you. And dont tell anybody else. Jimmy okay. Im batman. Jimmy youre batman [ cheers and applause ] i know. Thank you. Jimmy whats going on over there . What are you doing over there . Guillermo nothing. Jimmy all right, sorry, distracting, hes giving himself a freaking manicure over there. Well, as long as youre into the interview. Jimmy i know. [ laughter ] you being batman is the only potential reason to have a batman room. Yeah, and dont tell anybody that you know. Jimmy i wont tell anybody. Its going to be during the interview . Jimmy it will be because of that, commissioner gordon has phoned . Have you met Christian Bale . No. Jimmy if you did would you tell him about this . No, id just go, whoa, youre a scary guy. How do you get so thin and then so fat . [ laughter ] jimmy it is miraculous. Yeah. Jimmy do you have a bat suit . I i i do have a bat suit but i only wear when it im actually fighting. When youre fighting crime . Yeah. [ laughter ] i dont wear it to sleep. Jimmy this is very, very crazy. Yeah, yeah. It is. And i want to point out at this juncture that i am 47 years old. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy youve got to stay young. Were going to take a break. Well talk about the odd couple. Matthew perry is here well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] . . Thunder . . . Thunder . . . . Thunder . . . . Only those who dare drive the world forward. The cadillac ct6. cheering on tv you may write me down in history, but still like dust, i rise. You can shoot me with your words. You can cut me with your lies. You can kill me with your hatefulness. But still, like air. We rise. Bill assumed it was a costume party. Bill assumed his mayo was the best choice. Unlike hellmanns regular mayo, kraft Olive Oil Mayo has half the fat and still has great flavor. . . . . . . whispers rocket its endless shrimp at red lobster. With another new flavor you never saw coming. Grilled, glazed korean bbq shrimp. And try as much as you want of flavors like new parmesan peppercorn shrimp. Jimmy we are back. Music from nas and erykah badu still to come. Lets talk about your professional life. All right. Jimmy the odd couple in its third season. Third season, yes. Jimmy i feel like it was a air. Yeah, but its been three years. Jimmy it has been three years. Yeah. And our shows are getting much better, funnier. Jimmy you have terry hatch over your show. She plays my girlfriend on the show. Shes very nice. Jimmy she was lois lane. Yeah. Jimmy i wonder if that will be a problem with superman and batman and the feud. Weve talked a lot about that. Jimmy does she know about the bat cave . No, if she did i wouldnt tell you. Jimmy id love to see a casually in your life, especially without them knowing they were on video, that you have a bat id say, go in there. Then theyd come out and go, yeah, its not that bad. Jimmy because they want to get in their car and get home alive. Yeah, thats true. I mean, weve talked about this but if i ever lived with a woman that room would be gone. Jimmy no, yeah. Shed just say, no batman room, this is my office. Jimmy to me the best part is that youve only had it three years. It would make more sense, yeah, i was 11, i started collecting jimmy and you know, one thing led to another. Yeah. No, i found it late in life. [ laughter ] jimmy did you bring a clip from the odd couple . I think its easy to bring a clip. Jimmy yeah . These people are good people. [ cheers and applause ] mostly in the middle, not so much over there. But so i thought id bring you a live clip. Jimmy a live clip . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy t jimmy you want me to play tom lennons part . I do not. Because i think youre wonderful, and its taken everything i can do to not get on top of you jimmy oh, really, thank you. Thomas lennon is here. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, he is, so were going to do live clip. Jimmy where is he . Youll see. Jimmy here it is, a live clip from the odd couple. [ cheers and applause ] playing ] . Oscar, your room is a mess. Felix, get away from me. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i think you really captured the essence of the show right there. Thats the show in a nutshell. Jimmy Matthew Perry, everybody. Season three of the odd couple october 17th, 9 30 on cbs. 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[ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy how are you . Good, good, good. Jimmy do you know any grown men with a batman room . [ laughter ] no, no, no. Jimmy you were very good at the game. You were real you really came up with those celebrities very quickly. Theres a lot of black ones. [ laughter ] jimmy theres some black ones. I did get the cowboy movie. Jimmy you got clint eastwood. Yeah. Jimmy cowboys and the black ones are your specialty areas. Have laugh whos the first celebrity you ever saw in person . First celebrity i ever saw this person you remember the movie revenge of the nerds . Jimmy of course. Remember the black guy . [ laughter ] neighborhood which is strange in itself. He was hanging out. In queens bridge. I had a friend, a friend of mine with me. We saw him. My friend threw his hot dog at him. Jimmy what . It hit him on his chest. With ketchup. It just ruined the whole revenge of the nerds thing for me. Jimmy for you and for him too. Yeah, for him. He didnt like that. Jimmy wow. Even in real life he was getting buie jimmy have you ever written a song about that . Thats a telling tale to tell. No, this is the first time ive ever talked about it. Jimmy im glad you could get that off your chest. What was the first rap song you ever wrote . How old were you and what was it . Do you remember . Probably 8 years old. Jimmy 8 years old. Yeah. Jimmy and it was about what . What do 8yearolds dream about . Jimmy sports . I dont know. Ill say it. Jimmy boobs . Summertime, me and my friends, hanging out, doing a show and everybody going wow. That was it. Jimmy that was the song. Did you get a big thrill after you wrote that and then performed it for your friends . I knew i was going places. Jimmy you ka now you were going places. This is pretty exciting. You are from queens bridge in new york. And theres a mural that just popped up. Im guessing you didnt know anything about this. Put this on the screen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy did you notice this happening . No, no. Jimmy who did this . Hes an artist from france. Jimmy really . Yeah. His name is agnost, Something Like that. Jimmy youre a fan of his too . [ laughter ] well, now i am. I just heard of him. You know, i got the call, people are texting me pictures about it. It scared me. Because usually when they put a jimmy its because they died, right. So i mean, its a huge honor. And i hope that the kids out there see it as me as an example. Like you can be something, doesnt matter where youre from, whatever, you can be something. If you have a dream, go after it. Jimmy absolutely, for sure. I mean, yeah, thats i would imagine that would mean a lot to you. Where you from . Jimmy brooklyn originally. I grew up in las vegas mostly. Imagine your face on a las vegas wall. Jimmy right up there with siegfried and roy. [ laughter ] thats better. Its like hometown love. Jimmy right, sure. I mean, im still shocked by it. Jimmy i would think so. When is your next album coming out . Its been how many years since the last one . [ cheers and applause ] about almost five years. Jimmy almost five years. Thats too long, isnt it . Its kind of long. Jimmy whats taking so long . [ laughter ] life. I got to live. I got to experience things. You know, so its like sometimes music can shift society, man. Like not even talking about me. Just like, you know hare we have making some music out there that the world can hear now. So its like, wow. When i first started out, i didnt know this thing would be so global. So now like, you know, things are changing. Music is changing. So you write a song, then you feel like past this point. Yeah. Jimmy and then so you scratch that song and go on to the next thing . I got to feel it. This is all about the feeling. Jimmy you realize this will continually happen. Its not like its not tivo where you put the world on pause. Youre going to have to release an album at some point. Or theyre going to take the mural down. [ laughter ] theyre going to put up a oh, man. It just got up there. Jimmy i know youre involved in a lot of technology, right . People ask you to invest money, you do or you dont invest money. Are you in these meetings or you have somebody that handles that for you . We have a firm, queens bridge Venture Partners named after my neighborhood. We take meetings. We take pitch meetings. Jimmy are most of the ideas pretty good . Or are there terrible idea that is you get . Theyre mostly good. Theyre smart people. Jimmy what about relatives . Do you have your you ideas . Old friends . That kind of thing . My brother. Jimmy your brother, okay, good. Shoutout to jungle out there. He pitches me a meeting. I mean, he pitches me an idea every time we get on the phone. Jimmy jungle dust. In the middle we talk for like an hour. Somewhere in there he pitches things. Whats the craziest thing hes pitched you . Hes going to kill me, man. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy a hiphop theme park . Is that okay this. Jimmy i dont think thats a terrible idea. Would you go . Jimmy nas berry farm you could call it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you might be on to something. Jimmy yeah, jungle. The jungle cruise. It could be everything. Its all there. All right, when we come back you are going to do a song with erykah badu. Yes, shoo junior, the land, hes from cleveland. Erykah badu, amazing artist, shes in the movie, shes on the song, my label, the land sound track. Jimmy beautiful. Nas with erykah badu, well be right back [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Crown royal vanilla whiskey. Jimmy id like to thank Matthew Perry and apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next. But first, here with the song this bitter land, nas and erykah badu. [ cheers and applause ] . This bitter land watered with my soul the fruit it bears . Mmm this bitter land does nothing for love this bitter land brings pain from above oh . . Yeah running on the concrete cross the train tracks the devil is behind me . . In the ghetto wheres youll find me its where i stays at . . Cop shot us up he get a medal then retire but it never will define me . . Write a letter to the president . Tell em stop riding me stop driving us into a suicidal ideology . . Tryna feed my seeds getting high on weed study my degrees . . Stay fly getting paper with some dead white people faces . . In the circle of spaces around the green ima lean . . Taking percs as a bit of earth is a cursed am i blessed . . See what i mean its a test life is a test life is like a hood . Trying not to fall between the cracks . . In the cracks its so dark and the dark . . Seems more appealing than the light in the land where you gotta fight . . Catch a body in the night we need a plan . . Ooh . . This bitter land is far too real this bitter land it does not heal . . cause in the land skies are grey but we fight the storms that come our way . . The boy who strives to be a man must push to lead and fight all he can . Oh bitter land oh, oh, oh . Look what its come to . This bitter land cant stop my fight . . Yeah bitter land . . Cant hide look what its come to this is nightline. Tonight inside the final 30. With 27 days to go, donald trump once again under fire for alleged bad behavior. A beauty pageant contestant accusing him of barging into a dressing room. We were at the dress i into bikinis. Trump admitting to howard stern pushing the boundaries of his power. Im allowed to go in because im the owner of the pageant. The political fallout and what his campaign is saying. Crafter party. The etsy open call hoping to land massive purchase orders from bigname change with millions of profits on the line. Which of these handcrafters will take the cake . Cat tales