Were not gonna take it no, we aint gonna take it were not gonna take it anymore were not gonna take it take my picture. No, we aint gonna take it were not gonna take it oh, my god anymore hit me were not gonna take it come back here no, we aint gonna take it say big boobs. Were not gonna take it anymore aah [ gasps ] [ cheers and applause ] hi, there, and welcome to off their rockers, where me and my peeps get all up in your posses grill. Right now im just gonna relax and hope for a happy ending. To our show a happy ending to our show. [ chuckles ] you, watch this. And, you, keep rubbing. Im not happy yet. [ midtempo music plays ] man excuse me. Do you know anything about pineapples if theyre good or not . Usually its the spots. You dont want the color to be turning too brown. Yeah . Does this look like a good one to you . You know, ive also had them help me pick one out. Yeah . Well, you know what . You dont want this to get too dry. Ill try it anyway. Yeah. Touchdown [ midtempo music plays ] excuse me. Can i ask you a question . Im supposed to meet my grandson, and i want to go to a restaurant where we can have a quick sandwich. Can you tell me where there might be one . There are like three good spots on the drag. Theres switchwich or potbellys. Why are you not looking in my eyes when youre talking to me, and looking at my jugs, you pervert . Crazy i used to be crazy crazy i used to be crazy [ midtempo music plays ] excuse me, guys. Could i interrupt you for just a second and interrupt your lunch . Theyre having a publicity shoot in about two minutes, and theyre looking for very desirable and appealing people. And you two are perfect. [ laughter ] but would you mind covering your face when the cameras start to roll because yeah, perfect. [ midtempo music plays ] [ sighs ] its starting to cool down a little bit, huh . Its getting nicer now. I know, right . It was miserable today. It was really hot. Im not from this area. Im from new york, and this weather is unbelievable, you know . Im nick, by the way. Amanda. Hi, amanda. Can i sit down for a minute . Sure. Yeah. Im just waiting for a friend. Well, well wait together. You know something. Ive got to tell you the truth. I need to talk to somebody cause im scared to death. I went to a dermatologist, and he thinks i have some kind of a rare skin fungus. And he thinks its the beginning stages. And it itches really bad. Does that look weird to you . Because he says i could have picked it up from shaking somebodys hand. But i dont think its that bad. I mean. I would listen to him. You think i should listen to him . He says this is the beginning. Its gonna open up, and i hate to say the word but he said its gonna get pusy. I dont know what to do. Maybe you should go get a second opinion. Maybe thats a good idea. Im gonna do that. Im gonna go call my wife and tell her lets find another doctor. Thank you so much. Youre very nice to take some time and make me feel better. cause i was really scared. Okay. Sing la, la, la, la, la, la sing la, la, la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la [ midtempo music plays ] ill raise you two blues and a white. Uh. Ill call. Full house, kings over tens. Darn it, you cleaned me out. [ chuckles ] dont blame me. I suggested strip poker. [ midtempo music plays ] man anyone sitting here . Woman no, go for it. All right. Right in the sun. That looks really good. Thank you. Is that the red leaf . Excuse me, sir . Mm. I think that was a fig. That was my meal. I paid for it. Okay. All right. I said what i got to say. But thanks anyway. You guys are great. [ midtempo music plays ] i feel lik and leaping singing and flying through the air. I feel that music and magic and sunshine and color everywhere. Im gonna seize the day i tell ya alive multivitamins. Made with 26 fruits and vegetables, plus highpotency bvitamins for energy. Its so good to be alive well, i hear, theres this orchard. Where Michael Bolton serenades the trees. Its called boltonizing. It creates the juiciest flavors in the world. Okay. [ female announcer ] starburst. Unexplainably juicy. Test. Test. Test. Test. Test. Test . Test to help pay for bennies expenses. Before they earned 1 back on all purchases, everywhere, every time. And 2 back at the grocery store. Even before earning 3 back on gas, with no hoops to jump through, they opened a bankamericard cash rewards credit card just in time to open their hearts. Thats the magnitude of rewarding connections. Apply online or at a bank of america near you. Were not gonna take it anymore some viewers have said that our pranks can be a little dangerous. I want you all to know we test everything for safety. Here you go, betty. Oh, thank you, michael. [ chuckles ] aah now, you see, thats not safe. So, we wont use that one. [ weakly ] help. Ooooooooh sir, this is a no cellphone zone. Okay. This is a no cellphone zone. Youre on a cellphone. Okay. Did you see the signs . No. Okay. Okay. Im gonna have to confiscate your phone. Are you serious . Yeah, im serious. This is a green city. Okay. Okay . Can i just have a warning or something . I didnt know, man. Its my first time here. Requesting backup. I have a hostile cellphone user. Woman backup on the way. Man last chance. Okay. All right. Okay, just stay right here. Ill be right back. Okay . That doesnt work for me. You cant just take my phone away from me and then say youre gonna come back. You can get the phone. Im not gonna take it off of you. Requesting backup. I have a very hostile cellphone user. Copy that. E. T. A. Two minutes. Look at this guy, man. Hes using a cellphone right there. Hey, what am i, an octopus . Give me my [bleep] cellphone back, dude. Hey, i cant be everywhere at once. Youre full of [bleep] youre full of [bleep] give me my [bleep] phone back. Give me my phone. Okay. [bleep] could have gotten it from impound. Dont mess around dont mess around with me the city ambassador. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide nowhere to climb to safety yeah, peggy, that guy that i was telling you about that i met online, hes due up here soon, and i hope hes as cute as he was online. Because itll belong afternoon if thats the case. I hope he doesnt talk a lot, because i like to go straight to it, kiddo. Listen, listen, i cant talk long. Joan . Yeah . Hi. How you doing . You kevin . Yeah. Hi, kevin. How you doing . Oh, im doing well. Good. I know we were supposed to go for a bite, but how about lets go into my place first. Yeah, you got it. All right. [ surf music plays ] excuse me. I have a tiger out of its enclosure. Whats that . I have a tiger out of its enclosure over there. Have you seen it . Are you serious . Yeah, im serious. No . Both no. [ midtempo music plays ] could you do me a favor . Would you just hold that up, if you would, just to see if i could to myself . Thank you, dear. What do you think about that . Its a great color. A great color . For you . Yeah, but i dont like the sleeves. [ gasps ] oh, my god. What is he doing . I like short sleeves. Man absolutely. Okay. You know . You can say, the weather changing and all. The weather changing and all, you know . Wow. And thats better. Yeah. Man what do you think . Yeah. I dont like the i dont like the, you know. Now it looks like something i would wear. You know, its a shabby chic thing. Yeah. No, i think i changed my mind. I appreciate it, though. No, all right. [ laughs ] [ laughing ] this man just cut up the shi. [ midtempo music plays ] hi, girls, my phone died and i need to make an urgent call. Do you have a phone i could borrow . Thank you. Thank you. Just take a second. Oh, bonjour, francois. Can you hear me . Yes, its me. Oh, the weathers beautiful here. Its a little chilly today, but itll warm up, yes. How is it in paris . Oh. Well, you know, im coming in june. Thats what i wanted to tell you. I got my tickets today. Yes. Yes. Is my room ready . I know youre redecorating. How does it look . Oh, i love your taste. Yes. Are the tulips in bloom . We have to get going. Really . Ill be right there. Yes. Yes. Hows annette and the kids . Give them my love. Oh, i got your recipe. It was terrific. Sorry, maam. We have to go. Oh, really . No, i will. Ill try it with chicken. Yes. Im sorry. Really . Give us the phone, please. Thank you. No, i yes. Yes, of course. Yes. Maam, give us the phone now or were gonna go get someone. No, ill be off in a second. Were gonna go get someone if you dont give us the phone right now. Well now. Yes you know yes. Maam, give us the phone. I guess i got to go. Bonjour. Bye. Thank you so much. That was unbelievable and very rude. Woman i appreciate it. [ midtempo music plays ] woman youre too slow. What takes you so long . Cant you hurry . Youre too slow. Youre too slow. 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Thank you. Thank you. [ midtempo music plays ] [ sighs ] [ farts ] [ farting ] that was gross. What . Oh, hey. Thanks for covering for me. [ farts ] [ midtempo music plays ] this is really nice out here. Ive never been here before. Its pretty. Itsretty, yeah. Its fun. I had ive had a bad time, and i needed to be out here. My husband died. Woman oh, really . Im sorry. Would you guys consider helping me with his last request . You see. This is harold. And he always did want to be with two younger women. [ gasps ] no, really. This is what he always wanted. Goodbye, harold. [ midtempo music plays ] before we say good night, its time for betty whites pearls of wisdom. Now, listen carefully, cause this could change your life. Floss every day, eat plenty of fresh fruit, and never, ever text a photo of a body part that dangles. Youre welcome. See you next time