All right, lets do it. Lets jam. You know that song ferglicious. I know that. Stephen ill start you jump in . They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo . You can see me you cant squeeze me . I aint easy, i aint sleazy is this whats supposed to be happening . Stephen yeah. Its just begun okay. Stephen yeah. Stephen. Stephen yeah. I dont think my voice fits with your big stick. Stephen oh, okay, yeah, thats cool. Have a great have a great show. I should i should get i should go. What was that . Hey thats a great idea why dont we both dijerydoo. Are you down to double dijerydo . Awesome. But i dont have the dijery doo. Stephen oh, really . Whats that behind your ear . laughter here you go. Five, six, seven, 8. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Matthew BroderickAli Wentworth and musical guest featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause colombia. Stephen hey hey, everybody hey, mark. cheers and applause jon hey stephen whats going on . Philosophical. Jon philosophical. Stephen hey, everybody welcome to the late show. I am Stephen Colbert. Happy friday what else is there to say . cheers and applause you all ready for the weekend . I am. I absolutely am. You donald trump guy . Jon uhhuh, uhhuh, uhhuh. Stephen its crazy. He isnt even president yet, and donald trump is already saving jobs. For instance, he has done wonders for mine. laughter applause and yesterday cheers thank you not worth it, but thank you. Yesterday, trump was at the in indiana after saving 1,000 jobs from being shipped to mexico, sending a clear message to mexican workers if you want goodpaying factory jobs, youre going to have to come here and take it from an american and everyone he said he would do it. He did it. That was pretty impressive. I dont know how he did it. It happened. Everyone was surprised by this carrier deal. Even donald trump was surprised. And this is true, he didnt remember that he promised to do it. Worker, great guy, handsome guy, he was on, and it was like he didnt even know they were leaving. He said something to the effect, no, were not leaving because donald trump promised us that were not leaving. And i never thought i made that promise. And im saying to myself, man. And then they played my statement, and i said, carrier but that was a euphenism. Jon oh oh stephen im not sure what a euphenism is. But im guessing its a euphemism for something. Point is, trump hadnt planned on doing this but then ended up doing it anyway, sort of like how he got elected president. laughter . Jon hey hey hey. Stephen it shocked him. And he did it what . What . Youre it was a eufenism. So all trump has to do to save americas jobs is have one Vice President from every state. Of course, amongst all the good feelings, trump had a warning companies are not going to leave the United States anymore stephen yes carrier faced harsh consequences, like capitol hill 7 million in tax breaks. So watch out, isis. Knock off the nonsense or youre going to get pajamagrammed. And ever since trump got elected, theres been a lot of attention on whats called the altright news blog. Breitbart do them breitbart. White, which used to be run by trumps chief strategist, steve bannon. Critics say the site is a hotbed of racist, sexist and antisemitic views while supporters say exactly the same thing. laughter well, after getting a lot of backlash, kelloggs has announced they are pulling their ads from breitbart because it didnt align with the company values. Really is there the maker of frosted flakes doesnt agree with breitbart . You think theyd love a bright orange cartoon who promises to make the country grrrrrreat jon play it, tommy play it, Tommy Stephen in response to kelloggs pulling ads, breitbart said they were sorry to see a valued advertiser go and would work to try to repair the relationship in the future. Just kidding they actually published this article title, dump kelloggs breakfast branac breitbart, declares hate for 45,000,000 readers and went on to say if you serve kelloggs products to your family, you are serving up bigotry at your breakfast table. Bigotry . Come on. Cereal is not bigotry. Other than, obviously, lucky charms. That leprechaun is magically offensive that trick rabbits weird, too. Heres some happy news. Someone committed a crime and got away with it. I have to admit, im kind of excited about this story. Theres a guy here in manhattan who stole a bucket full of gold flakes worth 1. 6 million off a truck. I dont know what gold flakes are. I assume Donald Trumps breakfast cereal . This guy just walked up to the back of an armored truck and took it was the perfect crime, except for the dozens of cameras that filmed him doing it. Here he is checking out the back of the truck. Then he just grabs an 86pound bucket of gold run, bucket man, run i like to imagine his oceans 11style heist plan first, i assemble a crack team muscle, brains, chinese acrobat. Heres the plan im going to walk up to the bucket and take it, and then im going to have it. That shoot some holes in that somebody get me some Julia Roberts. Thats how you get Julia Roberts like this. snaps fingers thing is, this happened on september 29, and they still havent caught the bucketofgold thief. Im no detective, but have they checked the end of a rainbow . laughter applause weve got a great show for you tonight. Matthew broderick is here and when we come back, we have an Important Message from a furry wishes do come true. The lincoln wish list sales event is on. Get exceptional offers on the lincoln family of luxury vehicles. Sign and drive off in a new 2017 lincoln mkc with zero down and a complimentary first months payment. . . Hi. How can i help . . . . Silent night . . Holy night . . I feel good i feel good . I feel good today oh, so good today . cheers and applause stephen welcome back. Were all feeling good today. Say hi to jon batiste and the band, everybody. cheers and applause hey, you know, beforee about that that crump guy . Jon yeah, yeah. Stephen more on that guy. I dont know whats going on with that guy. I dont know. One of the reasons i dont know about him is he doesnt talk to the press. Instead, he just tweets directly at them, like, if cuba is unwilling to make a better deal for the cuban people, the cuban deal bad trump smash deal trumps going to do all his Foreign Policy via social media. Stop manipulating your currency, china, or he will swipe left. And the twitter presidency is perfectly fine with the only member of the press trump does get an interview with trump, this guy. Stephen yeah, if something bad happens, theyll just tweet it motorcade crashed in ditch. Losing consciousness. Sad. laughter fine, fine. It will be fortune. cheers and applause heres the thing. I think trump taking to twitter all the time is just the way to on his balcony to issue decrees to his adoring mazes below which is upsetting to me because democracy. Hes clearing ripping off my segment, big furry hat. And then my staff puts those things on twitter. Need proof hes ripping me off . Hes wearing a permanent furry hat. cheers and applause well, mister, listen up listen up are already playing. So, mr. Trump, let me show you how its done. This is big furry hat cheers and applause . . . Thats good right there. laughter my people my people. Now that this head is upon mine head, any proclamations i now make are forever law. 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Com creditscorecard, stephen hey, everybody, welcome back to our broadcast already in progress. I knot some exciting news i dont know if you guys know this yet, but please join us next to be Vice President joseph biden. cheers and applause friend of the show, great guy. Thats going to be fun. Hes always fun to have on. He always has word of wizz com, and well get some advice from uncle joe. Be there or be square. My first guest im very excited about, one of my favorite people to talk to. Actor known for his beloved roles in Ferris Buellers day off, election and the producers. Please welcome back to the show, the talented Matthew Broderick cheers and applause . . . Hi. How are you . Stephen nice to see you. Nice to see you, too. Very nice to see you. Stephen i like very casual, very underplayed. You came out here. And youre like, whatever. Ive heard it before. Stephen really . Yeah, but also ive discovered. Myself the more tense i am, the more calm i appear, which is a peculiar problem of mine. Stephen you look very calm right now. The calmer i look the more my you know, like that. Stephen your heart is hammering inside . Right now im about to pass out. Stephen i would never know. Are you an anxious person. Some yes. laughter . Stephen but youre beloved. Everybody loved Matthew Broderick. Do broderick . cheers and applause . Thank you, everybody. Stephen does that soothe you. Did a sign just say, act like you love him . Did a sign light up . Stephen yes, its right here. Listen, i think how a lot of people got to know you was 30 years ago because this is the 30th anniversary of Ferris Buellers day off. Yes. cheers and applause stephen i knowledge i knowledge because even my kids have watched it. Do people like jump up at you they still do, yeah. Audience ferris see, it happens all the time. Ill be they will say, is this your day off . And i have to thank you. Thats a good one. laughter i cant think of what other fun ones ive heard. Stephen yeah. I cant think of any. Stephen when someone is walking at you, do you know which of your parts theyre going to, like, have known. You k not i dont have that sense. Usually, its its ferris. But every now and then its, inspector gadget. I liked inspector gadget. Stephen really . Oh, lady hawk. Stephen didnt you have the bowl cut. I had the bowl cut. Stephen it was historically accurate, medieval times. Bueller, it was historically accurate, the 19 eights. It was. Stephen people in my high school used to say, thats you. Ferris, thats you. Was that a compliment . Absolutely. I yeah. Stephen a troublemaker, a guy who ditches did you do that. Stephen i did it once. And what happened . Stephen i was bored. Because i didnt do it with a pretty girl and my troubled friend. He says that in the movie. He says the worst thing is if you dont plan because you cant so you end up home of sitting at home watching tv all day. Stephen thats exactly what i did. Did you ever ditch . I would miss a period or two, stroll in the high school i went to was on central park. Stephen was it an actor high school . Was this like an Art High School . It was very artie so you could sort of float out every now and then. laughter . Stephen just feel it, baby. I felt it, i went to the bark. Stephen if your character wants to study today did you stephen was this in the late 70s, early 80s . This was the 40s, stephen. Stephen and you your lovely wife, Sarah Jessica parker. cheers and applause i always love saying. I always love saying. She you guys are big supporters of. Hillary clinton. Right. cheers and applause stephen they dont know yet. Nobody is going to throw anything. Stephen dont tell them. No, she did not win, but you donald trump is a native new yorker. Youre a native new yorker. Have you ever run into him . Have you spent time with mr. Trump . Yeah, i have walked by the building 20. Stephen but in all your years, youre a famous new yorker. Yeah. Stephen broadway star. You have to have seen him backstage or something. You would think, but i was thinking about that. I dont think ive ever met him. I dont think hes ever come to a show that i was in at all. Because usually if somebody like that comes you kind of know it or comes back stage. Stephen hes loud youd know it. You were great. That didnt happen. laughter i always wanted that. Superb very, very funny. I dont have a donald trump impression. Stephen you do. You do have a donald trump. Its new. Im sorry to try it out here. I hadnt worked on it. Stephen this is good. Something i should do at before coming on the show. Stephen not at all. Im improvising all of this. The writers write it down after the show is over. Now youve got youve got the new movie. You a couple of new movies. Manchester by the sea, and rules dont apply. The new Warren Beatty movie. Whats he like to work with . Hes an icon. A giant, a link to an earlier a golden age. Sorry. I need a tissue. Yeah, he is a link to its just so formal. Stephen he is. There arent a lot of warren battalionies left. No, there arent. Theres only one and his name is Warren Beatty. Hes a wonderful director and amazing to meet him even and then to work with him and act with him. I have loved it. Ive loved him since forever and i stayed i ended up staying at his house, you know. Stephen i did not know. You stayed at yes. Stephen why did you stay at his house . Partly on save money on production in my opinion. But i was in new york and i was in the guest house just for rehearsal or something. And they were like, you can just stay for the whole shoot. I dont have a place in l. A. Stephen how long . Months. Stephen really . I lived in a Beautiful House just below Warren Beatty he could check on me. Stephen you were out late last night, broderick. Did a night shoot, and i came home very late, and i horr got the clicker in my car. I had switched cars and i can couldnt move i couldnt open the dpaet. So i was terrified. I pushed the bell thinking some somebody would answer, some worker, you know, or something. And i pushed it and Annette Bening is like, hello . Its matthew. Im sorery. Oh, no, no problem at all. Teenaged son. Yes, and they have teenagers around the house, too. Stephen yeah, yeah. And i felt like, after that i was like, im sorry mrs. Ue know, sorry mrs. B that i buzzed the door late. And i tried to avoid her in the house and stuff, so embarrassed. Stephen we have to take a little break here, but can you stick around . I would love to. Stephen i have a great opportunity for you. I have several great opportunities for you. Oh,. Stephen youre all going to know what they are. Well be right back with mr. Matthew broderick. . . . applause oh caroline. 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I know. Stephen you had no gig at all. Thats true. Stephen as an attempt to help, we actually we put up a phone number that people could call thats so kind of you. Thats great. Yeah. Did you get some anybody . Stephen we got hundreds of offers for you. And i know youre busy do you have anything lined up after these two movies . Are you honestly, i dont, stephen. So okay, well, fantastic. These are all offers. These were recordings we got it was last january, so im not sure if all of these jobs exist. I got the offers for you last january. Why didnt you show me them allgh around and he were busy. I policy. Youre Matthew Broderick. Im sure they have these jobs for you. These are actual offers. We have removed the phone numbers from here but we have the phone numbers if you want these jobs. Here lets go to the first one here. This is an actual offer from dave thomas from kentucky. Jim. beep . Yes, my name is davis thomas from lowell, kentucky. Im willing to pay 25 an hour. To be cleaned out. Im not a big fan of ladders. So that would be great if youd like to come on by. Id also chip in a free hot meal. Wow. Stephen hot meal . Hot meal. Im not used to that. Boy, that would be nice. Stephen did jaso warren beay and Annette Bening provide hot meals . No, sandwiches and tang. Stephen any interest are you good with heights . Im okay could one of my servants do the actual gutter or would i we can find out. Do you want to try another one. Yeah no okay. Thats something to look at, though. Stephen okay, well put a maybe. Put a question mark. Next up, lets go to lets go to number two. Jim, lets check out number two beep . My name is jerry hansen. I would like to offer matthew a job as a chinese tutor. laughter a tutor. A chinese tutor . Stephen i chinese tutor. Chinese. I dont. Do you need to speak chinese to do that. Stephen you might want to hire a servant who speaks comiez. Stephen this one is from lang, from mountain home, arkansas. Number 5, jim. This is lang in mountain home, arkansas. And i need someone to build a shelf for my cats to jump up on our back porch hand railing so they can see when were coming to bring them food. So i think that would be perfect. Bye. Stephen do you have any experience with cats . I co. I have a cat. So thats good. Stephen does your cat have a shelf . No, we dont have a shelf for the cat. Like a special shelf a shelf no books . Just for the cat. Stephen just for the cat. Yeah, i think i could do that job. Stephen have you ever built a shelf . I have put up shelves. Stephen uhhuh. Yeah, im lying. laughter but well, thats thats good enough to get a job. Matthew broderick, thank you for being here. Thank you very much. cheers and applause . Thanks a lot. Stephen do you want to keep that. Those are for you. Check out rules dont apply and manchester by the sea, both in theaters right now, everybody. Matthew broderick. Well be right back with Ali Wentworth. cheers and applause just press clean and let roomba from irobot help with your everyday messes. Roomba navigates your entire home. Cleaning up pet hair and debris for up to 2 hours. Which means your floors are always clean. You and roomba, from irobot. . Ooh, why the phelps face . Old computer slowing you down . Is it a real drag . You know. For the slowest computer. You know about it, now do something about it. Upgrade to a new pc. Powered by intel. . What is he doing . applause my next guest is a very funny actor who stars in the new Comedy Series nightcap that takes place behind the scenes of a lateight talk show. What could that be like . Were so happy it to have you here. I cant tell you how hard its been to get you on. Okay, so any funny stories about the remake of dirty dancing. Actually no, were not talking about dirty dancing. We noticed on instagram you wear a lot is there a deborah messing jewelry line . No, were not doing that. Are you dating anyone . No. Well, i am, i i know that you love him, but lets save that for people magazine, not nightcap with jimmy. Okay. Stephen please welcome Ali Wentworth stephen wow cheers and applause its russian circus music. Stephen nice to see you. Nice to see you. Stephen not everybody does a little acrobat. Its in my blood. Im carney people. No. Stephen are you really . No. Stephen i always wanted to be a carney . Really. Stephen get that carney strong, kind of stringy, but super strong. Yeah, i would like i just like to travel with my family, my dad who is my uncle who is also my son. You know. Stephen happy and to you, sir. Stephen happy holidays. Happy holidays. Stephen are you a big holiday person . I am a big holiday person but i have two adolescent girls stephen well, holidays are for kids, really . Well, its for kids but its a lot of time with the kids. Im im i like school. I like school. Stephen well, theres structure. Theres structure, you put them on the school bus. You have a bottle of wine. Yes. Stephen you dont put the bottle of wine on the school bus. You have the bottle of wine as you push putting in their thermoses but i have my own stash. But i have how old are these girls . Well, theyre 14 and 12 and the hormones are racing. And even though i look 21 im perimenopausal. So im crazy as a loon. So my poor husband george stephanopoulos. Has to live with a seething cauldron of hormones at all times. So ive suggested a onebedrm apartment on the upper west side, and he can come for sunday supper, and i say keep your distance, buddy. Save your life. Stephen the show on pop tv is called nightcap. It is behind the scenes of a latenight talk show. Stephen thats what i was going to say. But you never meet the host. So whatever goes on out here is not as interesting as whats going on out there. Stephen nothing happens back there. Uhad were all one big happy me pregnant trying to mic me, first of all,. cheers and applause sotheres sure. Theyre very happy for you. Were very happy for you. Mazel tov, baby. Whooo theres a world of broken toys that works for you. You just dont know it. Stephen well, show business. Its show business. Well, when you come out you dont do this because youre happy. No, you do it because youre damaged. Stephen i gained a little weight in my teens and now i i was also a fat teenager. Stephen i didnt say i was a fat teenager laughter i didnt say i was a fat teenager. I pictured you morbidly obese. Im sorry. Stephen all right, yeah. Well, i was a fat teenager so i learned that, you know, to be funny instead of being anyway near attractive. So if i wanted the quarterback, i wasnt the Kim Kardashian you wanted the quarterback . Oh, please no just to go to prom or play chess with. Stephen and now the sound guy gets you pregnant. And now the sound guy get me but thats ow, my friend. Stephen i understand. Thats union stuff. Stephen ill see you in court. Ill see you in court. I love to play with this role. The rock star and the publicist having sex and theyre going, youre on in five youre on in five that kind of stuff stephen doesnt happen here. Its happening right now. Fergie stephen shes very nice. Do not i love myself some fergie. Stephen im a were b. F. F. S i just met her. Stephen thats show business. Behind the scenes of a latenight show is a great place to mine comedy. Now its your turn. laughter youre the host. Stephen i i will not tell tales on my own show. You wont . Stephen everyone here is completely stable and we all just hug and kiss at the end of the day. Yes. laughter . Stephen you and george, do you and george approach hes real news and youre a comedian. How do you how is your world view different . How do you make someone who is very serious like him and very silly like you i understand this is much like you and your wife, right . Shes very serious and smart and has integrity and is moral. laughter Stephen Stephen yes, no, no, youre absolutely youre absolutely right. Im describing my husband. Stephen thats the case. And then theres us. Stephen right. The class clown. The damaged soul. Stephen exactly. The pigeon with the broken wing flopping around on the sidewalk. Im in a shoe box. You might be on the sidewalk. I think it makes for an interesting relationship. I think if i were married to carrot top, we might be a little annoying at a dinner party. Stephen i dont know. The guys jacked. Hes got a suitcase full of props and thats fun. laughter but george theres a its a ying and yang thing. And who is the yang. Its like lucy and desi. Stephen im in my 40s. Youre at least a decade older than me. What pregnant with the sound guy young, young, young anyway, but the thing you dont know about george is what dont i know about george . Hes so dumb. Stephen really . Stupid. Stephen really. When i met him, he didnt even know where the middle east hes mostly just a pretty face. Hes one of the sexiest men in america people magazine. Hes all fluff. Theres nothing to it. I am the puppet master behind him. Stephen wow, wow. Yeah. Stephen and so you think he might take that onebedroom apartment youve offered on the Upper East Side . I think hes packing now. No, he has an ear piece during this week and i say, ask pence. Otherwise hes just hamilton. Ask him Ali Wentworth im leaving. Stephen you dont have to leave but were turning off the camera. Nightcap airs wednesday nights on pop tv. Ali wentworth, everybody well be right back with a performance by fergie. Her b. F. F. What . Oh, hi bello save 10 when you spend 50 on holiday d . Cor and trees at target. Ta da the hair on the face of a man is said to be as strong as copper wire. So, whats a man to do . Tough. From metal stubble to manly stubble. The new mach3 with the worlds number one selling blades. Now starting under ten bucks. Gillette. The best a man can get . . . Is that coffee . Yea, its nespresso. I want in. . . Youre ready. . . Ee . Nespresso. What else . What . Oh, hi bello save 10 when you spend 50 on holiday d . Cor and trees at target. Single, life goes on, please welcome eighttime grammy awar winner fergie . Mmmm dadadadadadada . Every day when i wake up tryna read my fortune . On the bottom of my coffee cup but it seems like i never finish . Its always half full or is it half empty . Maybe its my own superstition or a kind of self protection . If it all looks bad why would i wanna look ahead just watching the sun . Go down down down . Life goes on with or without you . Its up to you what youre gonna do . You could go or you could stay . Who cares anyway life goes on . With or without you damn it, baby . What youre gonna do you could go . Or you could stay but who cares anyway . Every conversation gets me high on motivation . Gets me craving of your own familiar situation . Reach the unreachable achieve the unbelievable . In the midst of all the madness remember lifes beautiful . Still im feeling restless thinking i should rest less . Work more, play hard ready for the encore . Is this the kinda life i really wanna live for . In my heart i know less is more . More more . Life goes on with or without you . Its up to you what youre gonna do . You could go or you could stay . Who cares anyway life goes on . With or without you damn it, baby . What youre gonna do you could go . Or you could stay but who cares anyway . . . . Its time to take this out of my hands . Is it all gonna be worth it in the end . cause its safe here in my comfort zone . Never stray too far from home but then again . This way ill never know maybe i should go . Go crazy, go insane, go for everything . Get the money dollar bills in your wallet . Say kaching sign the dealy, make a mili . Sound famili . The urgency is sounding . The drilly for the mamilli and then they really . Talk in braille, actin chilly . Silly, silly i mean, really . . Really, really . Really, really though . . Really, really, really though . Feel the vibration . Of the Higher Ground love always leads . To the highest sound many conversations, . People makin speculations as to my procrastination due to my revelations . And then they get fugazi you call yourself a rider . You need to speed your loyalty up like bugatti . Baby, dont underestimate my underdog mentality . We bout to race ahead ambition on ferrari with or without you . Its up to you what youre gonna do . You could go or you could stay . Who cares anyway life goes on . With or without you damn it, baby . What youre gonna do you could go . Or you could stay but who cares anyway . . . . Mmm, mmm you could go or . You could stay dadadadadadada cheers and applause stephen fergie, everybody well be right back. Stephen thats it for the late show, everybody tune in next week when we have Vice President joe biden, jason bateman, and a performance from travis scott. James corden is next. Have a great weekend good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org . Are you ready to have some fun . Feel the love tonight dont you worry bout . Wherever you walk by its gonna be all right . Its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen