Transcripts For WDJT The Late Show With Stephen Colbert 20160813

Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen thanks so much good to see you. Thank you, chris. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Thank you so much. I dont know what this is. I like it. Please, please, come on. Youre very generous. Youre very generous. Welcome to the late show, everybody. And it is hard to believe that there are only seven more months left in the obama presidency. You never know how much youre going to miss a guy until you see the options. And a lot of people are wondering what barack obama will do after hes president. Theres a lot of speculation. Today i read that he is thinking about becoming a venture capitalist in silicon valley. Silicon valley. Hes a nerd who got way more powerful than anyone in high school ever imagined. So, evidently, obama is going to be going for the cash. You know what, good for him. But he may have to make a slight adjustment to his poster from change to kaching laughter applause why not . President ial plans to jimmy carter, who famously took a low paying construction job. I cant believe theyre still making that man work. Hes 91 years old let him retire, poor people. Subsaharan africa, so selfish. Of course listen, hey, thats not me. Thats jimmy carter theyre abusing. Of course, with obama on the way out, by law, someone else has to move in to the white house. And, it could be president trump. Makes me excited, too. Trump is making a real effort to appear more president ial these days. Yesterday, he went to a pennsylvania recycling plant where he unveiled part of his economic platform. And instead of wearing his trademark baseball cap, he stood in front of a giant pile of garbage. laughter heres the plan. Hes going to revive the economy by turning in empties for the refund. laughter michigan fans here. Or recycling fans. Im not entirely sure. applause now, in the wake of britains exit from the e. U. Or the brexit trump outlined his plan for a trump exit, or trexit. Number one, i am going to withdraw the united straights from the transpacific partnership. Stephen hold on, hold on laughter did i did he just say united straights . Jon yes, he did. Stephen well, you heard him, straight people. Trump is now demanding a heterosexit. laughter cheers and applause . . . Thats me. Bye, bye of course, the Trump Campaign has had money problems lately. Alarmingly low 1. 3 million. So they have amped up their did you really just go aw the man says he has 10 million and you go aaw. You are the nicest people who really should not be allowed to vote. Okay, so the Trump Campaign in response to these low numbers have amped up their fundraising, but it looks like they may have gone overboard and overseas. Because members of the British Parliament have been getting repeated emails from trump asking for money. Ooh. Just five days too late. And the british mps are not happy to receive these emails. Natalie mcgarry, a scottish member of parliament, wrote trump back, saying prim accent quite why you think it appropriate to write emails to u. K. Parliamentarians with a begging bowl for your. Repugnant campaign is completely beyond me. Then she whipped out her wand and cried, expecto gobiteme now, i can understand why theyre complaining. Because ive got one of trumps spam emails right here. Hello, sex friend, looking to make America Country again great. Purr with delight. Wow, big time citizen enjoy loveliest president. Please donate with pleasure. Trump 2016. Big huge. laughter cheers and applause you know, if trump wants to hit the brits up for money, he should try the queen because, this is true, it turns out Queen Elizabeth could be getting a huge raise next year. And she needs it to keep up her all those corgis she eats. Oh, so delicious. So delicious. Its like a twobite brownie but with meat. Amazing. Incredible. So well marbled. All right. Apparently, the queen is expected to earn 45. 6 Million Pounds next year. And if you ask me, shes earned every farthing. I mean, just look how hard she works. . . . . She works hard for the money so hard for it honey . She works hard for the money she works hard for the money so hard for the money . She works harfothe money so you better treat r ght . . She works hard for the money so hard for it honey . She works hard for the money stephen pretty good bargain. Can you imagine how much they would have to pay her if she waved with both hands . Now wave both hands, folks, and say hello to jon batiste and stay human. applause . . . Stephen oh cheers and applause oh get it get it youre going to get it tonight look, folks, ive got some bad news. But i want to be up front and say this is a comedy show so its fake bad news. Because there is actual bad news out there in the world. And all of our thougs and prayers and our good wishes go to the people who are suffering everywhere in the world at the nds of terrorism. This time, its istanbul. And it is heartbreaking to see and just an aside, i would le to Say Something to all the news organizations out there. Is it really necessary to show us photographs or rolling video of a terrorist exploding . That really seems like advertising for someones cause in a way that they may like. I dont think we need to see that. applause cheers and applause meanwhile, in the world of fake tragedy, evidently, the earth is running out of helium. Its a nonrenewable gas used in rocket engines, semiconductors, and most importantly, in Bachelorette Party penis balloons. laught ive been told. Many of those ballpenis ns can only be inflated to halfmast. Its sad. Fortunately, we may have a solution because a huge helium gas field has been found in tanzania. Geologists were confident they had found a new helium reserve when they saw thspot marked to a grad whos out of this world. Joining me now to discuss this amazing discovery, we are joined live via sellite i believe by two scientists at the helium site over in tanzania. The two scientists are director of medical research at m. I. T. Dr. Gerald reinhardt. And distinguished chair of Earth Sciences at durham university, dr. Rebecca tavage. Thank you for joining me. Doctors. Thank you, stephen. highpitched voice its an honor to be here. It is that the two of you over in tanzania have discovered at the site. Well, in just one section of tanzanias east african rift valley, weve found 54 billion cubic feet of helium. To put that in perspective, that is a buttload of helium. Stephen this is veryfasc this is crucial because we were due to run out of helium in just 20 years, if im not mistaken. laughter that is nothing to joke about. You see, helium is an integral component in the large hadron collider and m. R. I. Machines, so this find will excuse me. I dropped something. hig pitched voice again bring relief to millions of gravely ill patients who deserve to be treated with dignity. Stephen okay, yes. Can you add to that, doctor . Stephen, ive got to tie my shoes. Stephen i understand. You dont want to fall over there. It looks like youre on some hills. You might tumble down the hills there. Thats why were taking this so seriously, stephen. The entire Academic Community is unified in saying wheeeeee stephen well, thank you so much for your time, both of you over there in tanzia. I know youre busy, distinguished scientists. It is our pleasure stephen yay bye stephen theyre doing great work. Well be right back with samuel l. Jackson. Hey, youre clarence yes, sir. You know, at the model year end clarence event, on a roll. Yeah. I wish theyd me an event after me. Same here. But the model ats ngood. Becky event . 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Hey, hey, pretty lady thats a male. laughter stephen please welcome samuel l. Jackson. band playing stephen now, wait a second. Wait a second nice to see you. Thanks for being here. Thats a nice cket i was wondering why you were coming out here with your jacket off. Showing off, you know. Stephen how does one get a portrait of themselves inside their own suit . Because ive just got more lining on the inside of mine. Well, you know, the tailor said, so what do you want in the lining . I said, me. And hes like, i got that. And this is what happened. I thought he was going to do something really strange like put, sam, sam, sam, on a piece of thing but he laid it out. Stephen thats all you. And count the rings. Thats beautiful. Thank you. Stephen i understand you just got a b. E. T. Lifetime achievement award. Yes, i did. applause cheers and applause stephen that is congratulations. Thats a im still waiting for mine. Waiting for mine. Its kind of funny, you know, because it happens and you go, so am i supposed to slow down and stop working now . Im not sure. Actually, somebody told me its like you have 165 and so i have to do at least 35 more movies to get to 200. Stephen you are at 165 . Yes. Stephen wow. Jesse williams also gave a speech at this thing. Whoa stephen it was an amazing speech. I saw you standing and clapping. What did that speech mean to you . It was it was the most unadulterated assessment of whats going on in our world, that like, i used to hear people speak in the 60s. I was around, i could hear Stokey Carmichael and rap brown. I heard people talk. And it was the first speech they heard in a very long time of that not a speech that said lets talk about this. But lets do something about this. It was a call to action. Stephen did it inspire you . It was awesome. Stephen you were very politically active when you were younger . A little bit. Stephen are you supporting anybody this time around . What do you mean . Last time you were here you were like bernie is nice but you didnt think he would make it. You were heading for t hills. Im there. Thats what weve got, and thats what weve got to do. Im there. Please, dont think dont think the other thing cant happen because thats why the brexit is trying to get a recall right now. apause were not going to get do over. Were not going to get a do over. Stephen all right. You have to do 35 more to get to 200. And 100 more to get to three. Stephen of coue. Are you ever going to slow down . You do, like, four movies a year or Something Like that. Four, five, yeah. Stephen how many days are you out on the road in the world . Im not sure. A lot. Im out more than im in at home. Stephen where have you been . Where in the world is muel l. Jackson . I flew to l. A. Friday, from sofia, bulgaria to start tarzan press. Now im here. Im going to start my vacation on friday, cut it short on the sixth, and go to amsterdam and finish shooting the movie. The hit mans body guard with ryan reynolds, and i can go back on vacation at the end of the month. Stephen you were just in vietnam for kong, right . Skull island. Stephen i understand this was the ride you got to work. That was the ride to work. Through some caves, a system of caves, and they row you through the caves. Some of them row you this way, and some of them lay back and row you this way. laughter but its awesome stephen did that make you nervous at all that that was your ride to work through caves . Theyve been doing it for a while. They know the route. Its cool. Its kind of like going to work here in new york. There are people going the other way. Jungle the other way and theyre saying, good morning, good morning. Its like a regular commute for a bunch of people. Stephen now, you die a lot in movies. I have. Stephen you have died in quite a few movies. Do you have a favorite way a lot of people like deep blue sea. Steen can i tell you, that is one of my Favorite Movie deaths of all time. As a matter of fact, we keep this clip on hand all the time. Jimmy . Were going to pull together, and were going to find a way to get out of he first, were going to seal off this. chee and applause stephen its the greatest death of all time. Greatest death of all time. Its perfect, too, because its shark week, right . Stephen exactly. Thats good. K week. And th was the cue to everybody else in the movi anybody can die. Because we just killhe stephen i assume you do your own stunts. I did that time, yeah. Stephen excellent work. One of the last stunts i ever did, though. I hate to deprive my stunt man of any activity that would allow him to shine. Stephen in the legend of tarzan, obviously, tarzan is not a real guy, but you actually play a character that is based on a real person, i understand. George washington williams. Stephen who was this man . And expose what king leopold was doing in terms of enslaving those people and creating the first african holocaust that took place. He killed millions and millions of africans extracting rubber, diamonds, and ivory out of the country. Stephen so this guy went over there to expose he was an american . He was an american. And he falsified his credentials in a lot of different ways to get places. And he told those people in europe he was the envoy from the president of the united states. And there being no internet and no real fast mail, there was no way they could check that. Stephen its kind of like your character from the hateful eight. And he worked himself into the congo so he could do that, and he wrote letters to various governments. Because king leopold, even though he was extracting all those riches, he ran out of money building the railroad so he started borrowing money from various governments. So George Washington williams was writing letters to various governments telling them what he states was one of the first countries to support king leopold and they had given him all this money and he was trying to stop them from doing it also. Stephen in that scene, are you actually in africa in those shots . Were in a beautiful, air conditioned bugfree jungle studio in london. Stephen that shot right there wasnt anywhere on the african belt . We didnt touch africa. laughter stephen how much of your work these days is in a green room, like, looking at a broom with pingpong balls glued to it . I would say, i dont know, each movie has a bit of it because that happens. But no more than a third. This movie just happened to be on the lot for some on. They they felt like they could control the environment better. Stephen keep the gorillas inside. The guys in the green suits that looked like gorillas . Yes. Stephen have you been to africa yourself . I have. Stephen safaris . I have spent a night at a stephen does that freak you out at all . Jusnoist the at night. We didnt live on a cat reserve. See, thats where you dont want to be because then you have to walk around with guys with guns because cats are out at night hunting. They dont hunt during the day when its hot. They wait until its cool at night. Stephen i went a few yea ago and my boys got ouhet of t jeep at one point ta and we were take a break and they were running around the jeep and i was running after them and our guide opped and said, dont run. Laught run, you are food. Yeah. Stephen so we got back in the jeep and we didnt get back out of that jeep again all day long. Even then, when we were out, we saw a lot of things, but my daughter was like, where are the elephants . I want to see an elephant. We were coming back at night and she rolled the window down and starting going. And out of nowhere, this huge elephant just comes right in the middle of the and we were all like oh, no, no, no stephen he thinks you ole his baby yeah. And the guys like, that was very good. You got the elephant to come. But stay in the trk. Stephen dont do that again. Dont get out of the truck. Stephen we have to take a little break. Well be back with more samuel l. Jackson, everybody. Breathing, honey. [doctor] give meone big push, cmon. It looks good, babe, it lks good. Ohhhhhweee woah [mom] hes beautiful. [son] mom. Dad. Nurse. Bees are born fully grown. Put some flavor in your break. Make time for snapple. That i was on the icelandic game show. And everyone knows me for discounts, like safe driver and paperless billing. But nobody knows the box behind the discounts. Oh, its like my father always told me put that down. Thats expensive. Of course i save people an average of nearly 600, but whos gonna save me . [ voice breaking ] and that when i realed. Im allergico wasa. 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Stephen i consider myself a deep person, and i like to take the opportunity to explore some existence in a segment i call Big Questions with even bigger stars applause stephen man, what a beautiful night. Its awesom stephen hey, samuel l. Jackson . Yes, stephen . Nickname . You have a yes, my friends call me action jackson, but you can Stephen Samuel l. Jackson, do you think god could make a rock so big even he couldnt lift it . Of course. Thats where australia came from. laughter stephen i heard that, yeah. Stephen . If you were stranded on a desert island, what famous person would you want to have with you . Stephen i guess whichever boat. laughter hey, samuel l. Jackson, ive always wanted to ask you this, whats in your wallet . cheers and applause a whole lot of money. laughter steveo. Tephen yeah, samo . Do you think theres difference between living and just being alive . Stephen of course. Who would buy a magazine called Martha Stewart just being alive . Hey, samuel l. Jackson, if a motorcycles cooler than a tricycle, doesnt that mn a unicycle is cooler than a motoycle . I told you, stephen, im not bu y laughter applause stephen hey, sam, do you believe man is burdened with original sin because adam and eve gave in to satans temptation in the garden of eden . Yes, i do. And i have had it with that bleep snake in that cheers and applause stephen . Stephen yes, sam . Do you have any regrets . Stephen oh, absolutely. Wait, i wished id said no. laughter hey, samuel l. Jackson, do you think its okay to tell a harmless lie to spare someones feelings . That is a really, really smart question, stephen. laughter stephen thanks. applause hey, sam l. Jack . You have been in 165 movies. What part would yolike to be remembered for . My bleep . bleep but ive read some great reviews. applause sam, sam, what do you think people will say at your funeral . Oh, i assume theyll all be saying wow, ive never seen Yankee Stadium so packed. laughter stephen . Why are we here . What is our purpose . Stephen well, i guess its hard to say. But id like to believe that were here to love one another and, above all, to promote the legend of tarzan opening this friday. Samuel l. Jackson, everybody well be right back with Julie Klausner america thout our pancakes were pretty special. But we knew we could do better. So we did. We made dennys ne pancakes 50 fluffier with frh buttermilk and hint of vanilla. If you disagree, the cakes are free. Thats the dennys loveem or theyre free guarantee. Man, im glad aflac pays cash. Aflac isnt Major Medical enough . No whos gonna help cover the holes in their plans . Aflac like rising copays and deductibles. Aflac are . Aflaaac and everyday expenses . Aflac learn about one day pay at aflac. Com boat bllbbr rlblrl fact. People spend less time lying awake with aches and pains with advil pm th with tylenol pm. Advil pm combines th number one pain reliever with the number one sleep aid. [bell rings] i like to use my backpack as a basketball i use mine as a science experiment as an emergency umbrella. To help feed a friend. A drum solo i just use my backpack for books and stuff. Today were talking about automotive awards. What if i told you there was a car company that received all of these awards . One company won an award in all of these . Chevy. Ahhhh chevy chevrolet is the most awarded car company over the last two years. I t love i im just going to stay in here, is that okay . This summer find your tag and get 16 of msrp cash back on select remaining 2016 vehicles in stock. Thats over 4,100 cash back on this all new 2016 chevy malibu. band playing stephen welcome back, everybody. My next guest tonight is a codian, author, and podcast host. Her new show is called difficulteople. So what do i say . Im nathan lane. Yeah, i got that part. And this is for the toilet handhallenge. And then you stick your hand in the toilet. Because its the righthing o. And after that you challenge five of your most famous friends to do the same thing. And please aim high. No paul reiser, or Jesse Tyler Ferguson bleep . You we a lot nicer in the park. Explain to me again. How does this make money . We told you its for food stephen please welcome Julie Klausner come on up here. Wow. . . . Nice to have you. Those are some nice shoes youve got there. Thank you very much. Im relieved the band got the note iewis was j stephen a little klezmer feel to it. We have not seen each other in many, many years. But the thing that i was just reminded of before you came out here is that you we an intern strangers with candy, back in the last century. It was a long time ago. It was in the 20th century. I was an intern. I was such a fan of the show. Stephen did you learn anything . Internships are supposed to be about learning . I learned so much. First that i can not sue you or Comedy Central for the wages backearned. I loved it. It was the best. Paul. To watch you and amy and that you had written for each other. You were joking around. The three of you would do jerry blank. It was this constant harmonious symphony of the three of you dog jerry blanks impressions. Stephen i dont remember any of it. I was so tired. The important thing is we were nice to you . So nice. Stephen oh, really. So nice. What i remember most about you first of all, whenever you came in, you just brought a ray of sunshineo stephen oh my mom paid you to say that, didnt she . No, she wont answer any of my calls, oddly enough. And the other thing i remember is you had a pager laughter stephen because i was dealing coke at the time. Oh, you were dealing coke . Im sorry, was that not clear in the story. Stephen you skipped that part. You were a correspondent on the daily show. And you would say, the daily show is calling. Stephen i would get a page, television. And you would come back and say, lets finish this episode stephen congratulations on Difficult People. Thank you. Stephen its really funny and wrong at the same time. Its a little mean. Stephen is any of your real life in Difficult People . Yes, its inspired by real life events. There is one episode in the current season where dramatize what happened was, i was scammed for fake hamilton tickets on craigslist. Thank you for your sympathy. Thank you. Stephen i dont know because doesnt that mean you were trying to go around the normal processes of getting a ticket . I tried and i tried. And what was a girl to do . It was also the early days oh, whats this hamilton show . Perhaps i can go on stubhub. And at the time i just thought i havent used craigslist forever. I get my anonymous sex elsewhere. And he gave us these tickets and they looked legitimate. And i showed up at the theater and the usher scanned them and said, these tickets are fraudulent. And thenfter tt, so we made that a story. But the story really became is just that i took up as a hobby sending abusive texts to the guy who sold me the fake tickets. laughter steen so you still have contact with the man . Well, he doesnt write back, but its nice to have, like its like a monologue of i mean, its just frankly, its nice to check in with someone sometimes and just be like, hey bleep . My lunch was pretty good. Stephen thats nice. And i hope you die in a really unfortunate way. laughter and and ill probably text you in an hour or so. Yway, youre a piece of bleep . And im never going toorget you. Stephen you also have answer this question because is is an important oneow. Is there a pop culture anyre, like, a thing that everyone rees is the pop culture right now, or are we all just too baed tlkizrecognize a single pop cultural moment . I think its very segmented. I never felt a bigger divide from people like five years younger than i am. It does seem like the kids today have their own celebrities because of instagram or snapchat, which i tried for an hour to figure out on sunday and i ended up throwing my phone in a fish tank, and i dont even keep fish. So i think theres definitel more, and there are people that sort of find each other and the weird stuff can thrive a little more easil is there a pop culture . I certainly hope for i certainly hope so for ture generations of kids like me that grew up watching more film and tv than they did socializing with their peers in a healthy way. Words, the distance you put between yourself and other human beings is what leads you now to be a creative artist, because you have no life with humans . laughter well, its a life. I mean, its a small life but no, no, exactly. Thats exactly what it is. Thats exactly what it is. Instead of learning to connect with i dont remember when i had first kiss, but i rememb the day the cable was installed stephen yeah, me, too, me, too. 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Stephen here performing that part, from his album blank face lp, ladies and gentlemen, schoolboy q me no conversate with the fake, that part . Banthis bleep in the hood one time . . Me no conversate with the fake, that part . All my bleep inpendent bleep , that part . I just want the paper, that part . All my bleep flavored that part, thatart, . That part, that part ayy . E no cone wiversat the fake, that part . All my blp independent blp , that part part . All m bleep flavored that part, that part, . That part, thatart ayy . That part . Bang this bleep in the hood one time . Lil bleep im ba and poppintell that ugly bleep to move . Away, i need more options . Roke then fix your pkets, all i do is profit quarter milon, switchin lanes, . Hat part bet my bleep . Move the same old thing, that . 405 with the gun off safe, that part . Ayy im still tryna make that plate . Rich poor bleep , choose your fate . Style on top of style, bleep five years ive been rich, bleep . Drove bimmers down fig, pushed porsches down broadway . Ive been divin in different bleep . Got a chain thats worth the rolls, bleep . Got an engine back with the top in it . bleep drivin it like its a bomb in it . Me no conversate with the . A my bleep independt bleep , that part . I just want the paper, that part . All my bleep flavored that part, that part, . That part, that part okay, okay, okay . . . Beggars cant be choosers, bleep this ainthipotle . . . . . . . Me no conversate with the fake, that part . All my bleep independent . I just want the paper, that part . All my bleep flavored that part, at part, . That part, that par,t okayay, okay cheers and applause stephen schoolboy qs sophomore album, blank face. Lp, is out july 8th stephen thats it for the late show, everybody good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media accessroup at wgbh cheers and applause . Are you ready yall to have some fun . Feel the love tonight get your eggos and your waffles cooked . 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