The holiday. We have a Holiday Weekend on the way. The unofficial but emotional end of summer, labor day. The day on which here in l. A. We transition from 3 4length lululemons with mesh to fulllength lululemons with no mesh at all. [ laughter ] i dont really have a plan for labor day. Usually i just pack a bunch of beach stuff in my car and then sit on the 405 for a few hours. [ laughter ] but i did have a good summer, though. I got a lot done. Caught more pokemon this summer than any summefo [ cheers and applause ] one of them right over there. I got that one on the beach. [ laughter ] donald trump had quite a day yesterday. Donald trump went to mexico to meet with the president of mexico. He softened his tone while he was in mexico city. First he was hard on immigration. Then when he got to mexico he was soft again. Then landed in arizona and all of a sudden hes hard again. This isnt an immigration it is. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but still throughout his journey he maintains that he will build a wall. A beautiful wall. He keeps saying the wall will be beautiful. You know, there are some people who think we need to build a wall. I dont think anyones requiring that it be beautiful. It seems like a simple basic wall maybe from ikea would do the trick. [ laughter ] once he got to phoenix, trump promised a detailed policy address. Im going to deliver a detailed policy addre o of the greatest challenges facing our country today, illegal immigration. Jimmy good. Finally. Some details. This is what weve been waiting for. Okay. Lets hear the details. Day one, my first hour in office, those people are gone. Jimmy no further questions. [ laughter ] well, thats a hell of a plan. [ applause ] step one he takes office. Step two, all the illegals are gone. [ laughter ] he also said there will be no amnesty for immigrants who come into this country illegally, which is very bad news for his next three wives. [ laughter ] immigration wasnt the only topic donald trump covered. He also made time to jab at what he calls out of touch media elites. Only the out of touch media elites think the biggest problem facing american and you know this. You know. Facing American Society today is that there are 11 million Illegal Immigrants who dont have legal status. And they also think the biggest thing, and you know this, is not nuclear, its not isis, its not russia, its not china. Its global warming. Jimmy yeah, really. Communists like the ones who signed this letter to president obama in the New York Times demanding action on climate change. Look at these leftwing nuts that signed these things. Gradon carter, deepak chop wa, ben jerry, martha stewart. Donald j. Trump. Donald j. Trump jr. Eric f. Trump. What . Wait a minute. See, this is why we need donald trump. Only he can stand up to the elitist liberals like donald trump. [ laughter ][ it does take a lot of confidence to be on both sides of an issue. By the way, i want to wish a happy birthday to dr. Phil mcgraw, who turned 66 today. [ applause ] dr. Phil is probably first of all, one of oprahs greatest gifts to us. And secondly, americas most aggressive therapist. And to honor him today, a local fourthgrader named malachi put together a special tribute to celebrate this special day. Howdy, yall. Im dr. Phil. And today is my 66th birthday. Im older than a butthole of a brontosaurus. My daddy is a cantaloupe. I was born in bather in a bowtie but you still cant marry it. Its true. Dont poop on my head and tell me its christmas. Well, ive got to go punch dr. Oz in the face. Bye. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you so much. Thanks, malachi. You know, kids love dr. Phil. They really do. Instagram has a new feature. Finally you can zoom in on photos on instagram by unpinching your finger. Just when our parents learned that that didnt work. Now it does. Im going to miss yelling, you cant make it bigger at my mother. I really am. [ laughter ] we have a fun show for you tonight. Donovan is here with us tonight on the show. [ cheers and applause ] we have some Stranger ThingsStranger Things on netflix . [ cheers and applause ] winona ryder is here. From a new show called one mississippi on amazon casey wilson is here with us. And we have music tonight from yg. And not only is yg a big star in the world of hiphop music, he is dipping a toe in the world of board games too. What up, everybody . Its yg. You like my music, youre going to love my new game for sure. A fun and challenging twist on a classic word game everybody can love. There are so many ys and gs. How do you play this game . You dumb[ bleep ] [ bleep ]. You can use y and g to spell thousands of words. Like yyyygy. Ygygyg. And everybodys favorite, gy just shut the [ bleep ] and play. From the makers of snoops and ladders. Whats this . Nothing. Available at walgreens. Jimmy its thursday night which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. [ applause ] it is a great honor to be a great, great honor. Thank you. Give me a break. This is a guy born with a silver spoon in his mouth that now hes choking on because his [ bleep ] is in his mouth. Joining us from st. Louis, author of the big black [ bleep ] kevin jackson. [ bleep ] amber. Within the last hour we found out chris brown has been taken away from lapd headquarters and is in the process of being [ bleep ] in the mens county jail. What he did on the sideline fridaygh [ bleep ] [ bleep ] during the national anthem. [ bleep ] is helping heroin addicts get better. Does your dog [ bleep ] you . My dog does. And thats a problem. Every now and then i [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. Happy is the man whose [ bleep ] is full of [ bleep ]. The don bosco Prep Football Team cancels a scrimmage after an outbreak of the [ bleep ] [ bleep ] virus. [ bleep ]. Oh, definitely. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. We have to take a break. When we come back from the break, these mystery people you see on the screen behind me are the parents of a famous person. I do not know who that famous person is. But when we come back, i will try to guess and well all try to guess together. Stick around. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] . . Sun shining softly through my window today . Alright, hows this for a tv show. Sous che lawyer by day, prepcook by night. Also, his name is sous. No. Sloppy joseph. A middleaged man whos trying to get his life together, but he cant hes to sloppy. Huhhh no here you go. I got this. You get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Everythings on sale a Home Shopping show takes place on a sailboat. 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I dont know who the famous person is. Our staff arranged this without my knowledge. Ive been given no clues. Nothing has been revealed to me. I didnt even know we had a show tonight. Lets put it that way. [ laughter ] its a guessing game. Its kind of like 20 questions. I dont questions. I get to ask yes or no questions. Last time we did this was with seth rogens parents and i did not get it. I needed help from the band to figure it out. But anyway. Here we go. Its time to do it. Guillermo, you have three clues, right . Thats right, jimmy. Jimmy do not give me the clues unless i call for and need them. Do you know who the celebritys parents who it is . Yes, jimmy. Jimmy you do. All right. Very good. Lets fire up our big cisco thank you for joining us. [ applause ] im going to ask a series of yes or no questions, and you just tell me. All right . Since i was so bad at this last time, theres going to be a few clues. Okay . Well start with is your is it your son . Yes. Jimmy okay. Were looking at a male now. Younger than 40 years old . No. No. Jimmy younger than 50 years ol yes. Jimmy is your child a musician . No. Jimmy is your child an actor . Yes. Jimmy oh, very good. Is your child a Television Star . Yes. Jimmy is your child also a movie star . Yes. Jimmy okay. Very good. Is he in a movie that is in theaters right now . No. Kid . Yes. Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy that one didnt really have a i just figured it would be embarrassing. Oh, by the way, has your child embarrassed you publicly . Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy how do people react when you tell them who your son is . The girls swoon. The girls swoon. The men jimmy all right. The girls swoon, the men does he have any tattoos . Yes. Jimmy is he considered to be a fashion icon . No. [ laughter ] jimmy has he ever been on a reality show . Yes. Jimmy oh, he has. Wow. Oh, boy. Jimmy hes primarily known for comedy . Yes. Jimmy guillermo, do you have any guesses . Oh, you know who it is. I guess you dont have any guesses. [ laughter ] has your son been on our show . Yes. Yes. Jimmy okay. Is your son someone i know personally . Yes. Yes, you do. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] are you in the south right now . Yes. Jimmy are you in tennessee . Yes. Jimmy is your son Johnny Knoxville . Yes. Yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Look at that. Yeah. Oh, there he is. [ cheers and applause ] mom, they swoon . You went a little heavy with the swoon. That right . Wow, thats something else. Johnny, it looks like youre next to your parents but you are not next to your parents right now. No. Im in los angeles right down the street from you. Jimmy well, you know oh, you are. Okay. Well, we should have brought you in here, i guess. But johnny, your parents said that youve embarrassed them in public. Have they done anything to embarrass you that you can share with us . Oh, my good well, my dad used to send letters from the vd clinic to all my friends i have a venereal disease. [ applause ] jimmy wow. Thats pretty bad. Yeah. As far as pranks go. I see where you got it. Yeah. Jimmy im so proud of myself right now. Im flabbergasted. I hardly even know what to say. Well, thank you guys. Thanks to the whole clapp family. Were you upset when johnny changed his name to knoxville . No. Ground me once. I was acting ugly on jackass and mom called and tried to ground me over the phone, jimmy. Jimmy how did that work . Did you really try did you think you would be able to ground him as an adult over the telephone . Certainly. Sure. Jimmy i see. Wow. It didnt work when he was a kid. So no. Jimmy johnny, i heard youd had parents, but i really didnt believe it until now. Thanks to all three of you for joining us. The mystery parents. [ applause ] thanks so much. Wow. All right. We have a great show tonight. We have music from yg. Johnny has vd. We have donovan sitting in with the cletones. And well be right back with winona ryder. So stick around. . Im just mad about . 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Jimmy what does a donovan day entitle you to . Will there be a parade . Will you get the key te its the 50th anniversary of my song Sunshine Superman went to number one on the billboard charts, jimmy. Jimmy yeah. 50th anniversary. [ applause ] and you have the Sunshine Superman tour starts sunday in fairfield, iowa. Thats right. Jimmy youll be leaving on donovan day. Thats donovan. Hell be here all night tonight. Also from the new amazon show one mississippi casey wilson is here with us. Then this is his album. Its called still brazy, yg from the samsung outdoor stage. [ applause ] next week on the show what a lineup we have next week. Tom hanks, andy samberg, dr. Phil, eddie murphy, lizzy caplan, pamela adlon, dave salmoni will bring wild animal friends. And well have music from desiigner, bastille, kaleo, and schoolboy q with e40. That is all next week. Join us for that. [ applause ] if youve noticed that all the Christmas Lights are sold out of your local stores already, it is probably because of our first guest. Shes a twotime oscar nominee who stars in the wildly popular Netflix SeriesStranger Things. I need you to tell me what to do. What should i do . How do i get to you . How do i find you . What should i do . [ cheers and applause ] its great to have you here. Thank you. Its great to be here. Jimmy you know, Stranger Things is a show that over the course of like a week 30 people h have you seen this show . And i was like, all right, ill watch the show already. And then its a great show and you understand why everybodys force feeding it on you. But i said, please call winona ryder and ask her if she will be on our show. Aw. Jimmy so thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for having me. Jimmy did it hit you all at once like that, the sudden and intense popularity of the show . Yeah. Definitely overwhelming. I have a pretty good system. Im not on the internet that much. But my parents are. And they forward me the good stuff. Jimmy oh, nice. Theyve always sort of been like that. And its like, oh, you know, winona ryder gave a nice performance in this. But with this it was like different. Jimmy theyre your buffers. Theyre your filters. Yes. Jimmy that is nice. But its been incredible. Its been an am jimmy it must be much bigger than you imagined it would be when you signed on to do the show. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy its pretty crazy. Yeah. Jimmy do you have netflix yourself . Yeah. Jimmy you do. And the day the show was coming out i got an email from them saying it was the price was going up to 12. 99. Jimmy oh, yeah. I got that. [ laughter ] and its like there was an ad for the show with my face and it i actually its dangerous but great. Jimmy so you in a way are the face of the netflix price hike. [ laughter ] so this really, though, is the perfect show for somebody whos not that interested in the internet and going out and doing that sort of thing because its set in 1983. Its about a group of kids. They have rabbit ears on their tvs and walkietalkies and they bikes. Yeah, bikes. [ laughter ] like kids used to ride back in the old days. Oh, yeah. I had one. Jimmy but it seems silly to ask if it was a fun show to shoot. But you are shooting with a bunch of kids. But you really are crying and upset almost the whole series. Yeah. Pretty much the first five out of the eight episodes im pretty hysterical. As i think any parent would be. Jimmy for sure. But you know, im so it was its weird. It was a very fun shoot, but it was weird fun because im quite old school in my approach. Jimmy in what way . Into being hysterical . Well, im allergic to the stuff that they blow in actors eyes sometimes when theyre out of liquid in their like you have to really be able to cry that much. Jimmy i see. But i kind of have to really cry jimmy cry for real. Yeah. So it was it was quite jimmy hard, right . It was hard. It was quite hard. But it was rewarding. Jimmy yeah. For sure. Yeah. How old were you when you made your first movie . I think i turned 13 on the set. Jimmy and what was the first movie you that made . Lucas. Jimmy oh, i remember that yeah. [ applause ] lucas. I know, its funny but you have to remember, people love these movies. And youre a kid when you see them and it makes an impression and thats what you take away. But would you go to auditions and that kind of thing . Yeah. Jimmy you didnt live here, did you . We were im from the bay area. I still live up there. And so it was quite a trek to come to l. A. And go on auditions. But i so i reputation as being very picky even though it was actually really because we just couldnt do the drive. Jimmy i see. You would drive down. Yeah. Jimmy your parents would drive you down . Yeah. I mean, but there was four of us. They wouldnt let me you cant do that. But then in hollywood they were like ooh, who is this girl . Shes going on an audition and down to l. A. And then i didnt get the part, how much he would yell at me on the way home. [ laughter ] yeah. They were great. They were kind of scared of jimmy no. Im saying your parents are great. Its my father that im talking about. [ laughter ] have you ever had a regular a nonacting job, like just a regular job . Jimmy i mean, i babysat. But no. And thats something often well, at certain times in my life when i thought, well, maybe this isnt not what i maybe this isnt going to happen for me anymore. You know, i kind of had my ride. I sort of thought what skills do i have. And i thought, well, maybe i could be like a professional bystander. Or something. Person that gets interviewed that maybe was there. Oh, i saw you know, i saw as many as ten or as few as zero suspects. And five to six i dont know. Jimmy i dont think the pay is great for that gig. You should try to work your way into a newscast. That would be great. I really dont dont know what skills i jimmy when you baby sat, were you already famous at the time . I mean, i dont really know jimmy so the babysitter shows up and its you . When i was about 14, i went with my friend to babysit these kids, and i didnt know whose they were little. And in walks tom waites, whos like my hero. They were tom waites kids. I remember he was doing a play at the time, and he didnt like he didnt have the 20 bucks. So he gave me a tshirt from franks wild years. Which that was jimmy that was your pay, a tshirt . Yeah. And i was thrilled. Literally, i complete i couldnt speak. I was like but yeah. Jimmy well, congratulations on the its great to see you. Great job on the show. And theres going to be a Second Season of Stranger Things. Yeah. [ applause ] jimmy thats going to be great. Stranger things 2 is coming to netflix. 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So that was this morning. Im not 100 . Jimmy well, no. Were you worried im 99. Jimmy that you would carry the anesthesia would carry over into your appearance tonight on the show . Or i would die. [ laughter ] jimmy or you would die, yeah. But i made it. Jimmy you didnt die. No, no. I wasnt worried. But its odd. The anesthesiologist offered me a diaper right before, which i thought was sweet. Jimmy no way. For real . Hes like you should go to the bathroom and he pulled out this depends diaper and he goes, you want . I was like, i think ill try to hold on to my faculties. Jimmy yeah, really. Boy, thats a terrible way for them to present it because then even if you do want it you cant really say yeah, id love to they just put it in a bathroom. You cant get it. Jimmy yeah. But im proud to report i held myself together. Jimmy all right. Well, good. You had great foresight. And i want to thank you in advance for doing this. Ive not seen this yet but i understand you made a video while under anesthesia to bring here well, i had been roused. It was right after the procedure. Jimmy okay. Right after. Im diaperless. Jimmy youre still under is this a diaperless video . Good to know. I dont think so. This is right after the procedure. I just wanted to say hi to everyone. Jimmy here we go. Hey, jimmy. Pleasure to be here. [ laughter ] i just had what some people would call an oral surgery, but in reality was a few runofthemill dental procedures that the dentist refused to so they put me under. And i had a nice vacation. I was looking forward to it. Feeling good. Feeling happy to be out of my oral surgery and excited to be on national television. Hoping it excuse me. Hoeng it goes well. I dont feel camera ready right now. But i will. Youre a nice man. Jimmy yeah. Im a man. But thank you. [ applause ] so other than the tooth problems was it a good summer . Did you enjoy it . I did. My brother got married two weeks ago. Jimmy oh, he did. Were you in the wedding . I was a bridesmaid. It was really fun. My brother is not in entertainment. Hes a medical device engineer and has a real job and is a serious person, i would say. But he took his wedding as opportunity to shine. Jimmy what did he do . He was a groomzilla first of all. Jimmy in what way . His wifes a doctor. She has dignity. Shes not your typical bride fighting tooth and nail. But he was like picking flowers and doing everything jimmy what . And at the wedding they did a dance. And you know couples will dance and everybodys like ha, ha, its so funny. Their dance was so sexual. [ laughter ] jimmy really . Like i wish i was under anz anesthesia. [ laughter ] that was tame. At one point shes seated in a chair. And this is with my dear friends and family and some elders gathered. He sits her down in a chair like pushes her into a chair, like almost like a kick. And this is my brother. And hes like moving around her and everyone was just like and my moms best friend whos like this sweet southern woman, she goes, casey, ive got a better idea of how they connect. They connect on a sexual level. And they reprised it like no, we dont need to see it again. Jimmy so once they had a few drinks, then they decided to go for another round. To kick it up a notch. Yeah. Jimmy did anybody make a crazy toast, like the best man or anything like that . The best man was my father. So yes. Jimmy all right. And my father, god love him, hes a political consultant, a businessman, but he decided to debut a spray tan. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, really . Had he ever done that before . No. Jimmy no. I love my father. Like an oompahloompah. Jimmy oh, he did. And people were like, paul when they saw him. And everybody was asking because they couldnt even conceive that he had gotten a spray tan. So they were like, were you at the beach . And he was just like, i got a spray tan. Jimmy was he embarrassed . No. Jimmy oh, he doesnt is he one of the guys who embarrasses others rather than get embarrassed himself . You know, he says his humor is for himself and not for anyone else. Jimmy okay. But no jimmy well, hes right then, i guess. He had previously gotten a perm. So were used to this behavior. Jimmy he got a perm . Mmhmm. Jimmy did he ask anybody before he went to get the perm . No, he did not. Jimmy he did not. And what year was this that he decided to get a perm . Not long ago, jimmy. It was about five years ago. And in his defense my mom had passed away. I could tell he was in a spot. Talk about Stranger Things. Literally gave the hair person the bill like you or i might do for like give me a jennifer aniston. Jimmy no. And he said he wanted an Andrew Jackson . Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy you could sue the guy who agreed to do that to him, couldnt you . I want to sue my father. Everyone involved. Jimmy i want to look like money. The haircut, the front desk woman, anyone who was present for that. Jimmy i didnt know they were still giving perms. That was done. Like hot rollers, tight curls. Jimmy oh, boy. Under the gauze and under the thing. Jimmy is he a drinker, your father . Mmhmm. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. Wow. By the way, i saw your show one mississippi. Its a really, really good show. I mean, its very i didnt expect it to be so emotional. And its sad and very funny at the same time. The show is based on tig notaros life. And shes an absolute genius. Just the funniest jimmy i know tig very well. Youre name checked in the first episode. Jimmy well, maybe the second episode. Oh, second. Im sorry. Jimmy i scan all the episodes to see if im mentioned. [ laughter ] you have a machine that just like reads jimmy congratulations on the show. All the episodes come out september 9th on amazon. Its called one mississippi. Well be right back with yg. . 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Jimmy i want to thank winona ryder, casey wilson, donovan. Apologies to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next. But first, this is his album still brazy. Here with the title track and little help from kamaiyah, yg [ cheers and applause ] . . Oh . . Oh . . L. A. . . If you know the words sing it . . All up in my face you not from the clique give me space we might rob your . . Most hate it baby they dont love the clique i thought they love you when . You make it this some other is yeah yeah yeah this some other is friends and business . . Dont mix so im tryna get back close hit em with the stiff . . Gears i shift make sure they feel the drift just copped the benzo with the tint . . You should know cause in every song i said this is in every song i said this is im just proud of . . My accomplishments im a 4hunnid i dont care at all have her . . Heard you talkin bout im real im fraud your kids and broad they straight . . 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Tonight, the giant troll. Hes the worlds most infamous internet agitator, spewing sexism at celebrities like amy schumer and leslie jones, inspiring hate online. So why is this bully casting himself as the America Needs more trolling because trolls are getting people to tell the truth these days. What finally got him banned from twitter. And . Give it to me im worth it . Even in the face of online abuse, being a celebrity is still worth it. A fifth harmony singer and olympic gymnast Gabby Douglas triumphed over their internet insults. And one writer comes face to face with his troll. Plus, a little taste of a massive new youtube trend