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On the eve of the Olympic Games from rio de janeiro, where theyre hours away from the opening ceremony. Its always very for me exciting to see the athletes from all the countries together holding their flags. Our American Team will be wearing uniforms designed by ralph lauren. These are the uniforms theyre going to be wearing on the field. As you can see, theyre terrible. Looks like an dress ford a fourth of july performance on a wharf somewhere. They look like villains on a cw show about vampire prep school students. Nothing instills fear in your opponent like a blazer and white capri pants. By the way, number one reason i could never be an olympic athlete. I would spill ketchup on those pants immediately. All right. Maybe thats not the number one reason but it is in the top 20 for sure. You know, there have been major electrical and plumbing issues in rio. One athlete from kenya wrote, please fix my toilet on a village. And you know, when someone who lives in kenyas complaining about your plumbing, i think thats what they refer to as a wakeup call. [ laughter ] sanitation is a big problem right now. The Olympic Village is giving away thousands of condoms for the athletes to wear over their heads for the swimming events. [ laughter ] of course the zika virus is also a major concern. Especially for women. Hope solo, whos the goalie for the u. S. Womens soccer team, posted this photograph into instagram. Not only is it the worst tinder photo ever, it made the brazilian fans very angry to the point that whenever she had the ball yesterday during the opening game against new zealand the fans reacted like this. Name of a virus at a woman. This is going to be some olympics. The next summer games will be in tokyo. And the Olympic Committee just added some new events. Yesterday the ioc approved rock climbing, skateboarding, surfing and karate, which i wish they would combine some of these because i would definitely watch surfing karate. [ laughter ] surfing and skateboarding will make history for the olympics in 2020 in that these will be the first sports in which athletes will be tested to make sure they are see, guillermo, because a lot of well, you understand. I understand. Jimmy i want to wish a happy birthday to president obama, who turned 55 today. [ cheers and applause ] big celebration at the white house. The white house staff sang to him. Then the president blew out the candles on his vegan whole grain carrot prune loaf. [ laughter ] actually, not true. Michelle got him a fudgie the kale. Thats what you call meeting someone halfway. [ laughter ] a brother to me, a best friend forever. And you see he had a photograph of some friendship bracelets. [ laughter ] looks like somebodys having a great time at the ymca day camp this summer. [ laughter ] donald trump also offered birthday wishes on twitter this week. He wrote president obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the united states. Its sweet, though, because he said perhaps and he wouldnt do that on any other day. [ laughter ] you know, if trump becomes president , hes definitely going holiday, right . Sorry, lincoln, youre a loser and you are out. [ laughter ] meanwhile, Hillary Clinton has announced that she and tim kaine are coming out with a book it this fall. Theyre cowriting a book. 256 pages of their policy proposals. Which she really knows how to excite voters, doesnt she . [ laughter ] i mean, it will be a real page turner. Last night on our show i shared a video of a prank Britney Spears pulled on me. She conspired with my wife to dancers in the middle of the night. And im please odd to say that that incident contributed mightily to our Headline News segue of the day. Jimmy kimmel woke up to find Britney Spears doing a dance party in his bedroom. Im sure it was all a dream. First, though, lets get into the headlines. Money to fight zika could run out. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy great. Now its in my bed. Im honored. That is a dream come true. Meanwhile, our friends in north korea are said to be working on a big new project. Sometime in the next ten years north korea is hoping to plant a flag on the moon. And by that they mean theyre looking for someone who can photoshop a picture of their flag on the moon. [ laughter ] you know, they say they want to plant a flag on the moon. They didnt specify which flag. I feel like that would be that would show a fun side of the North Koreans we havent seen before. [ laughter ] any of you planning to see suicide squad, the movie . [ cheers and applause ] it is, if you dont its one of the last big summer blockbusters. So we asked our chief film critic to review it for us. His name is yaia, and here he is talking about the movie suicide squad. Hi. Its me yahya. I summer movie, that the movie behind me is xx the movie xx. Will smith, hes in and he get out of jail. Will smith is good actor. Will smith, all his movie good. I love him and hes nice guy. I got two, three picture with this guy. And he did the movie bad boy and the boy whats his name with the red hair. His name johnny lano. Hes also joker in that movie, this boy. Im not going to kill you. And hes like a joker too jack knuckle something. The lady, her name maserati. She drink coffee. You know, in jail with the book. You know what she look like with the underwear, with the hair like danny devito is in that movie too. Danny devito is funny guy. Hes in the movie with michael douglas, kill my mom, i kill your wife. The movie is called is theuicide squed. That exactly, that the movie. I love this guy. Will smith, donny devito, maserati, britney spear, everybody in that movie. Action and action and action. Good luck. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy action and action and action. Thats why hes known as the ebert of egypt. [ laughter ] one more thing. Its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] chelsea [ bleep ] ivanka and ivanka [ bleep ] chelsea. Each other but they do. I think that was the biggest [ bleep ] that ive had in my [ bleep ] in a really long time. One of the hard things about being the vp nominee is they make you [ bleep ] mark cuban. My family adores you. My future longs for you. My [ bleep ] yearns for you. Medium around the bay area are celebrating world [ bleep ] [ bleep ]ing week. Its not good old fashion president sometime as soon as i can arrange it, come back here and warren and i will [ bleep ] in the streets of omaha together [ bleep ] more than one guy at the same time. I dont know if anyone ever can imagine what thats like. Ive [ bleep ] two girls at the same time before. . Thats the biggest pile of [ bleep ] ive ever seen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are going to take a break. When we come back from the break, our very own guillermo goes to the pageant of the masters to meet jesus himself. So stick around. Well be right back. [ tires screech ] . Flo [ ghost voice ] oooo [ laughs ] jaaaaamie, the name your price tool can show you Coverage Options to fit your budget. Tell me something i dont know oh ohhh ahh this is probably more of a breakroom activity. Ya think . . The new chicken mcnuggets look fantastic made with 100 white meat chicken, no artificial preservatives, flavors and colors, it just might convince the judges here today. This is the best day . . Whistle while you work . whistling . Put on that grin and start right in, . . To whistle loud and long. . . Just hum a merry tune . hum . Come on get smart . . Tune up and start . . . . Starbucks . Smallbatch cold brew coffee. In stores now. Get your kids sneaker game on starting friday at kohls. Score the sneaker brands they love at great savings like vans, skechers and new balance. Plus any way you pay he good stuff. Kohls. Emily moves on the weekend that can hurt your health. Antoinette the warnings to keep in mind. T1 underline . Jimmy that is the great sharon jones sitting in with the cletones tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she will be with us all night tonight. Morgan freeman is here. Steve martorano is here. And music from yungs the giant. Theres an annual summer event not too far from here in laguna beach called pageant of the masters. This is something they do every year. Its happening through the end of the month. An allvolunteer cast get dressed up to reenact famous paintings and other works of art. They have real people dress up in costume to k like loot mona lisa, the last surp, the scream, and they look exactly like them. Its amazing. Its a lot of fun. And this week it was even more fun because our very own guillermo played a role. Guillermo, are you an art lover in general . Yes. Jimmy you do love art. [ laughter ] yes. Jimmy who is your favorite artist, may i ask . There are so many i jimmy there are so many. [ laughter ] just name one of them. Just one. Just whatever pops out of your head. Oh, my god. Katie. [ applause ] jimmy very good. Katie of course. Referring to my daughter. Anyway, heres guillermo. Great art lover. At the pageant of the masters. . Hi. How are you . Hi. Welcome, guillermo. My names diane. Nice meeting you. Its nice to meet you. Im director of pageant of the masters. Oh, okay. I dont know if youve ever heard anything about our show. No, never. What is it . What is the show about . Paintings and sculpture, with real people. And in france they call it tableau vivant. Tableau labo . Tableau vivant. Tableau labant . Tableau vivant. Tableau la bon . You got. Im going to be in the painting . Exactly. Youll be in costume and makeup. The curtain will open. The lights come on. And you have to freeze. Like madonna. Stri thats right. Okay. Youre going to have to hold still for 90 seconds. You think you can do that . Thats easy. I do that all the time in the show. I stay for one hour. Yeah. Like that. Yes, jimmy, very funny. [ laughter ] im standing still, pretending to laugh. Yes, boss, whatever you say. This is the show lineup. This is our storyboard. And these are all the pictures of the pieces were going to these are men on a construction line. Maybe you could be one of those guys. Or maybe even don quixote. No, what about sancho panza . He was chunky like me. I could be him. The finale of the show is the last surp by leonardo da vinci. Yeah. I want to be jesus. Well, our cast member, or volunteer cast member, has been working with us for about 15 years and im not sure hed want to give up his role tonight. Ill talk to him. I want to be jesus. Anybody . I am. Oh, you are . How are you doing . Guillermo. Nice to meet you. I want to play jesus. I know youve been doing it for a long time. Uhhuh. 16 years. 16 years. Wow. Its time for you to take a day off. Who should i play . Would you be interested in judas . Judas. All right. Ill take it. They look so white. Donald trump is going to like me now. [ laughter ] now im going to have oatmeal, half a grapefruit, and coffee with splenda. And toast dry. [ laughter ] oh, my god. Now i look like jimmy kimmel. This is terrible. Lets hey, guys. Teach me. Show you how to do this . Yeah, youve got to show me. Ive got to be honest with you and tell you its very simple. Like that. Pretty much like that. Your hands just like this. Kind of its beside you but in front of you. Yeah. More this. Im tired already. This arms resting on the table. Okay. All right. For this. I am a volunteer. Are you [ bleep ] kidding me . I am not. [ laughter ] lets go. This is you. Leonardo da vinci. The last surp. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you, everybody. I think we did good. So we did the last supper, and now its time for the last selfie. Come on, everybody say jesus. Jesus [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Thank you, guillermo. Tonight on the show, sharon jones is sitting in with the cletones. We have music from young the giant. Steve martorano is here to cook with us. And well be right back with Morgan Freeman. [ cheers and applause ] . Bet youre wondering how i knew . . Baby baby baby about your plans to make me blue . Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by captain morgan. Join the movement to let people under 35 be president by signing the petition at under35potus. Com. Galaxy for everyone in the family. Amsung you heard right a free Samsung Galaxy with every new line. And get 4 lines with 6 gigs each for just 30 bucks a line. Get to tmobile because the galaxy free for all is only for a limited time. Aughter wants yo from artificial ingredients. 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[ cheers and applause ] all right. Our first guest tonight is a legendary r even than the one in our heads. His new movie is the biblical epic benhur. The world you live in is romes. Their laws. Their power. You cannot fight them in the streets. But there is another way. In the circus. There is no law. What happens there is sport, not vengeance. Will cheer you. If you why brother is the pride of rome, take their pride. Jimmy benhur opens august 19th. Please welcome Morgan Freeman [ cheers and applause ] morgan. [ cheers and applause ] they didnt care about me that much. I mean, its you really theyre interested in seeing. And who can blame them . You were saying legendary. Thats what stuff like that. Jimmy thats the sort of thing that [ applause ] i was hoping that youd wear the dreadlocks for the show tonight. Did you take that home . [ laughter ] no. Jimmy forget i even said that. Lets start over. [ laughter ] it is something, though. I liked it. Jimmy did you enjoy it . Yes, of course. Jimmy you had like a George Clinton type vibe there with those dreadlocks. I had a wig guy whose family had been in the wigmaking business for generations. And he made the wig for me in driving miss daisy. Jimmy oh, he did . Wow. [ applause ] thats when you know youre an rt personal wig maker. [ laughter ] whos been doing it for generations. Wigs for generations. Thats pretty impressive. I want to ask you about a photograph here. This is im not sure where this is taken. You can tell us. You, prince harry, the first lady, and george bush. At an event of some kind. It looks like george bush is he kind of recognizes the first [ laughter ] is this were you just sitting next to these people or did you socialize with them . How did that go . Huh . [ laughter ] youre asking me if i no. Jimmy no, im asking the picture. Im asking george bush. George. [ laughter ] yeah. I mean, was it just one of those things you happened to be sitting next to them or were you all together as a unit . I know the first lady from back when they first started on the jimmy right. And so this was actually at the invictus games. Jimmy the movie yeah. Sort of olympics for wounded warriors. Jimmy got you. And george bush, is he youd met him before . Well, i shook his hand once. Jimmy i see. Prince harry is royalty, obviously. Did you have to observe any kind sort of protocol before meeting you . [ laughter ] no, i was introduced to him. And i was just introduced to him as harry. So i didnt know i was jimmy oh, really . [ laughter ] thats pretty good. Somebody backstage so, you met prince harry. I said no. Sure, you did. No, no, i dont know. I mean, he was there, i said. [ laughter ] jimmy you just thought he just a kid with g jimmy when is the last time you were nervous to meet somebody . Can you even remember . Mmmm. Jimmy who was it . Nelson mandela. Jimmy nelson mandela. Thats a good one. [ applause ] and it went well, i assume . Did he alleviate that nervousness right away . Not right away. Jimmy not right away . No. Jimmy yes. What do you say . Jimmy whats up . I dont know. [ laughter ] exactly. And then what . Jimmy where do you go from there . Where do you go from there . I was thinking. Its a great honor to might. And im sure you yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah, right. Hes probably yeah, ive heard that plenty of times in my life. Well, you probably hear the same thing. And you have to i guesst your responsibility you try to be yeah. Im getting sort of senile. So the words i want to use go away. Civil. You have to be civil to people. Particularly when they come up to you and say we love you. You dont say get away. [ laughter ] jimmy you narrated Hillary Clintons introduction video at the Democratic National convention. Did i . Jimmy yeah, you did. Jimmy a lot of people imitate you. Maybe it was an impersonator that did it. Is that something that she contacts you personally or did her people contact you people to do that . Yeah, her people contact my people and say, you know, hillary would like for you to help. Jimmy and then you say do i get paid or how does it work . [ laughter ] i say lead me to wherever you need me. [ applause ] jimmy so you did that for her. Does she thank you afterwards . Mmhmm. Jimmy is there a conversation that happens afterwards . Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy okay. I dont know. I dont know how these things go. Well, you do these things, and i dont go run after her and say know i did this thing for you. So how about a maybe a position somewhere . An ambassadorship to ambassadorship. Would you be interested in an ambassadorship . Not even. [ laughter ] jimmy there are no countries youd want to go to and if i want to go to any country i can go. Jimmy you dont have to help people with their passports when you get there. [ laughter ] you did something great on our show the last time you were here and i was wondering if youd do it again for us. Last time from freeman was here, he narrated a pedestrian, a person out on the street. We put a camera out on the and since he is clearly our premier no one tops you when it comes to narration. I thought it would be fun to do it again. Would you be willing to try it again . Am i being set up . Jimmy you are not being set up. As far as i know. Unless were both being set up i dont think youre being set up. We have a camera on our do it do it . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lets take a look. Quho do we have . All right. [ laughter ] when i first saw the bald man, shirt buttoned all the way to the top, i didnt think too much of him. But then he took a bite of something. There he was. Chewing something. Chewing something joe is what we called him. Hmm. Look both ways, chewing something joe. [ laughter ] chewing and crossing. Chewing and crossing. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy beautiful. Morgan oh, i have a gift for you. Oh. Jimmy you are promoting the movie benhur and also supporting Hillary Clinton. I made you this little sticker you can wear. I love it. Morgan freeman in benhur opens in theaters and imax august 19th. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [bell rings] on the i learned. School, it only takes some thing small to go from not friends. To totally friends hey there. Hi, im looking for a deal on an iphone. I was thinking, something along these lines. Oh, okay. Heres my answer. Is this you with a dinosaur body . Its just me with happy hands. It just means ill take it. Right now, buy an iphone and get another one free when you add a second line. This is cody ross. Home for their growing family. Ew they weighed the pros and cons, lly choosing the right mortgage with the right terms, from the right mortgage company. But none of that matters very much to cody. 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Honest abe, tell me the truth. [ laughter ] the reason we picked 35 is Tom Jeffersons lucky number is 3 and jimmy madisons number on his Softball Team is 5. Go butter churns so you just pulled the number out of your butts . Yes. Yes. But what if someone younger than 35 wants to be a president . [ laughter ] young people . Young people are too busy dancing around their maypoles and bobbing for apples. Ha, ha, ha, ha come on, boys. Lets go clean our wooden teeth and powder our bloomers. . Those are nice english ladies. Join captain morgan and make your voice heard. Constitution, allowing under 35s to be president. Jimmy wow. What an amazing story. Steve martorano will cook for us when we come back. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] . Available in original black. And now with housemade vanilla sweet cream. Smooth meets sweet. In stores now. Only at starbucks. Jamie wanted a taste of the real new orleans and no to that face. 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The lion sleeps tonight. . [snoring. ] mber store. . Jimmy that is sharon jones sitting in with the cletones our next guest is a great cook, but dont call him chef. He doesnt like it. He has restaurants in south florida, atlantic please welcome Steve Martorano. Steve. How are you . [ cheers and applause ] good, good. Jimmy it smells fantastic in here already. And i dont think its because of these crabs. What kind of crabs are these, by the way . Blue crawl. Theyre from south jersey. Jimmy from jersey. From jersey. The water has a lot of character. So its not as clear as, say, florida. Jimmy what do you mean character . What do you want me to say . Its got character. Jimmy were going to be eating polluted crabs on the show. No, these crabs have more flavor than anything. You can only really do it in the summertime. Jimmy okay. Great. The truth of the matter is if you have a lot of money and you can go crabbing you would get you would buy them. If you didnt have enough money you would get a cage and drop it in the water with a piece of chicken in it, pull the cage up, you might have 30 crabs. Jimmy wow. When youre broke the way i did it you had to do it with a piece of string with a little piece of chicken one at ae. Get jimmy macaroni. So guillermos going to be in charge of getting the crabs out of the tank. Youve got to come over. Jimmy guillermo, this is your job here. [ cheers and applause ] so hes going to do it your way, the old way. Hes going to do it the old way with a piece of string and a piece of chicken. Jimmy how is it that crabs know chicken is good . It doesnt seem like theyre anything . Yeah. Hot dog. Let him bite it. Jimmy yeah. Just be gentle and slow. All right. You ready to go . Jimmy im ready. If you get your crabs, if you get your blue crab and you go catch him, fine. If you go to your food market you get you get two dozen and you tell them to clean them, right . You have them clean them for you. And this is what it looks like. So weve got this hot. This is hot. Get some extra virgin this is, z, the simplest dishes you can make. Only really good for the summer. Coat the bottom with some extra virgin olive oil. Jimmy all right. Got it. Now youre going to get some jimmy hows that going over there, guillermo in. Not too good, jimmy. Move it around a little bit. Jimmy put the body into. Now fresh garlic. Jimmy all right. Youre going to put three or four cloves of crushed garlic. Jimmy true or false, people throw it away. Jimmy all right. Youve got the garlic. Nice color, right . Were going to get a little crushed red pepper flake. But the it on the bottom. If you like, it cuz, a little hotter, you put a little bit in there. Jimmy got it. Now youre going to get your crabs. Jimmy hey, guys, this is what youre in for. Get these crabs over here. Two dozen. Oh, my god. Throw them right in here. I missed. You can hear that sizzle. When youea this, forget about it. Its just unbelievable. Get your spoon. You can use a wooden spoon or tong. You can use that. You hear that sound . Jimmy yes. Dont worry about it, guillermo. Weve already got the crabs. Jimmy im worried about him throwing that crab right down my shirt. I want that smell good. Jimmy right . Now were searing it. Right . Now weve got to season. Get a little bit of salt. Jimmy okay. Granulated garlic. You dont want to put that in anything to season your meats or your seafood. Put the granulated garlic in there. You smell that already, cuz . Jimmy it smells good. You smell good too. Is that cocoa butter . No. I just sprayed in the bathroom. All right. Youve got this garlic. This is my red. So im going it take san marzano tomatoes, the best tomatoes in h find but when you find a great tomato, cuz, its different than california. Now, this is what you got. Get that clam stock. How do you make a clam stock . Clam stock, olive oil cuz, taste it like that. Jimmy its very clammy. Its good. Thats delicious, right . Jimmy yeah. If you cant do this at home, get my book, read it. But you can buy bottled clam juice. Now, watch. Pour it in. Pour it all in. Jimmy okay. You got the parsley . Jimmy put this in . Put it in. Jimmy just like this . No. Tear this thing. You know how to cook. Jimmy but i want to follow directions. I dont know what im doing. Thats how simple. Now were going to put it to a boil. Jimmy okay. Get this to a boil. Jimmy. Whats that . Jimmy what . Over there. Jimmy thats sharon over there. I just put something in there. Its called como se c hichlt ama. In italian. Whou is youve got to buy my book. Jimmy thats a hell of a cooking segment where you dont tell people how to cook the thing. [ laughter ] its called como se chiama. Jimmy did you know that . Como se llama. [ laughter ] jimmy im good. You got your tomatoes, you got your clam stock. You take this. Two hours. Jimmy really . Theyre nuts. Two hours, its done. Its all it takes. And this takes about an hour. Jimmy okay. Take this down. Were going to come underneath it. Jimmy this is the best part of tv because things are done immediately. You dont have to wait at all. And this is what its going to look like. [ cheers and applause ] were going to put the yo cuz wait a minute, cuz. Jimmy its jimmy i like wearing a bib. It makes me feel like a little boy again. Give me a piece of bread. Jimmy very good. All right. Like old school. Like they did in the godfather. What youre about to eat. Cuz, this white sauce is like going to the moon and back for free. Jimmy in north korea . [ laughter ] no. Im telling you, its that good. Jimmy all right. Ill try it. Ill let you know what i think. You tell me what you think of the red jimmy oh, my god. I wish i could take somebody out of this audience and taste it. Jimmy beautiful. [ applause ] tell the truth. Jimmy look at that. They like the bread. This is the red. Be honest. Im not going to get mad at you. Im not going to fight you. Just tell me. Jimmy oh, my god. Theyre both delicious. But the white one is the one. When you make cuz. Jimmy why dont you bottle this stuff and sell it at macy and is people could spray it at you when you walk [ laughter ] Steve Martorano. His cookbook is called it aint sauce, its gravy. And steve has brought a copy of the cookbook for everybody in our audience. Well be right back with young the giant [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is test text1 plain dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by samsung. Jimmy i want to thank morgan i want to thank sharon jones and apologize to matt damon. We did run out of time for him. Nightline is next. But this is their album. Its called here with the song something to believe in young the giant . . . It gets old when you talk to the sun . . In a tongue understood by no one . . Can it be that i hear what hes saying . . Is there a reason why im still awake . Written in a black book by the Railroad Track . . You see, i know your fate . . And i say, youve got to listen . . Im a songbird with a brand new track . . You underestimate . . Ill give you something to believe in . . Burn up the basement full of demons . Mind, break free . . Now give me something to believe in . . Just give me . . Just give me something to believe in . . Every day when i speak to the moon . . Tragedy has a hold on my mind . . But i can see the lie between the lines . . And i say, youve got to listen . . Im a songbird with a brand new track you underestimate . . Ooh, ooh . . Ill give you something to believe in . . Burn up demons . . Realize youre a slave to your mind, break free . . Now give me something to believe in . . Promise me . . So afraid . Believe in . . Ive got you written in a black book by the Railroad Track . . You see, i know your fate . . And i say, youve got to listen . . Im a songbird with a brand new track you underestimate . . Ill give you something to believe in . . Burn u demons . . Realize youre a slave to your mind, break free . . Now give me something to believe in . . Just give me . . Just give me something to believe in . This is nightline. Tonight bulking up. This young man went from skinny to super buff with extreme workouts and food plans. But when does the obsession with muscles cross the line to compulsion . It would have been succumb to death at an early age by pushing myself beyond what my body was capable of. Plus an olympic fencer whose unconventional training is for mental toughness. Everything from ice baths to confronting bears. I literally looked it in the eyes. Were going to do this. So if i can do that i can do anything. All for the glory of the gold. And break out the ears and whiskers. Weve got a new memory for her

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