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This has happened to me this is off the coast of mexico. We can see some people on a boat and theyre waving at somebody. Someone out there. They are saying dont worry, well rescue you. Calm down. The story behind it is crazy. That what happened . Hes currently enjoying a meal of that bird. This guy was shipwrecked and has been drifting at sea. Apparently he set off from acapulco. As he comes up, you can see how sun burned and how skinny this guy is. They reach down, they grab his hand and they lift him into the boat. You catch the bird . And he said that it landed on his box but he is caught and eaten four birds and a turtle. Yes. Hes been out there long enough that hes been catching his food and it gets worse. He was shipwrecked with somebody else that didnt make it. There guy spotted out there in the big blue ocean by these guys. They found him. They pulled him on board and they saved his life. Another miracle he is came comes from oman. The people went out, a bit of water bashing. Usually a dry river bed. With rain, melt, with everything happening on a different part of the country, suddenly these waves can turn into a tornlt of rushing water. You can and see a fourwheel drive full of people in the middle of this now rushing river. These guys struggle to catch this and help them. Now this is both lucky and very dangerous where it catches here on the side. And theyre lucky that it doesnt roll over. So they back another fourwheel i think in their rush, they attach it. Watch what happens. Rim that bumper right off. Exactly. Thats how people break legs. Theyre able to get a good attachment and it backs itself out. Bringing the fourwheel drive out with them. A very lucky escape. They say home is where the heart is. Thats why homecomings are that much sweeter. This little one is out having doughnuts with his mommy. I have bad news. I went to get a doughnut and they only had my kind. Them they were all out. All out . Disaster thats bad news but good news is right around the corner. They said they gave last doughnut to that guy over there. He is about to find out who took last of the chocolate doughnuts. Oh, forget the doughnuts you can pick me up now. Yes. And he just holds on for dear life. Apparently dad has been away for about five months and the little one didnt expect him home. . Five months at that age is forever. And this goes on forever too. The rest of the video they spent it hugging and holding each other. So cute. So heart warming. I love when he grabs his dads face and looks at him and hugs him. He forgot about the doughnut. Screw the doughnut. It doesnt matter what age you are. Its a good day when family members come home. This teen opens the door and she is so shocked, she runs away from the door. And it is all tears and hugs from there. Are you happy . Sometimes you cant avoid certain incidents. Going down the street. You jerk. Decides to make a right hand turn. From the left lane. From the left lane which is a terrible idea. Did he even indicate yes. But still, that would probably mean that youre trying to merge into a lane, not make the turn. Danger on the right. Danger on the left. There poor guy has nowhere to go. It doesnt look like he was using any kind of excessive speed. He was cruising through town. How many times have you been in the car and gone, oh and snapped back in. You dont do that you dont just turn the wheel. You have to look. You never just my goodness. The thing about it is even if he did, it put this guys life in danger. One thing i like about this video, afterwards, the driver gets out of the car. They shake hands and they deal with this incident like adults. Thats what happens when you make a mistake. And imagine if something fatal happen. For healthier teeth and gums. Strengthen the foundation for healthy teeth. New Colgate Total daily repair. Allergies with nasal congestion . Find fast relief behind the counter with claritind. 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Many don t know that they are laid off, no, they mailed out the noifications. And did you see this, drug testing in the post office. One drug they won t find is speed. [applause] yeah, y t making this stuff up. This is sad stats, according to the census bureau, one out of over four black man in america is in jail. I am not making this up, one out of every four back men is in jail, i take no chances, i hang out with more than two black guys at one time. I am out, you guys have been great. Thank you [applause] that was jimmy jj walker, stay tuned we have more great comedians coming at you at comedy. Tv. If i don t leave without makeup in the morning, i when i melt to sleep with unisom sleep melts i get to sleep faster, new selsun blue on a budget is pretty edgy. Watch the video again and again. Head over, find tons of videos and theyre them with your friends. Keep in mind this video is on planet earth. However, it looks so incredibly out of there world. This juicing video shot in the french palls on the night of a full moon. A group of guys long boarding down this Beautiful Mountain pass. They have some leds on their boards. It makes them look cool like theyre hovering down the mountain. You can see they have hands on their hands and feet to throw some sparks to make it look even wilder. The light is bright enough for them to comfortably and safely navigate down this road. I would almost say it is even safer at night. You would see if cars are coming around the corner. Could you skate by the light of the moon before . Sure. The Camera Technology has advanced to such a point where kit shoot at high speeds like this but in such low light. The camera is the sony a7 s. This has not been doctored. This is simply moonlight. Funny you should say that. In the 1960s and 1970s movies, they would shoot it during the day and put a filter on it. It is so fascinating to see the beauty opportunity moonlight. There is nothing i love more than the light of a full moon. The fact that they could cam you are it while long boarding is amazing. It is really beautiful. All is not well for little primrose. You can see here with dr. Kerry. He takes us through what she thinks is going on. She probably has fractures oh, ow thats some pretty serious injuries to her face. Her jaw is misaligned and you can hear the struggle shes having breathing. Do you hear that . You can see the heam toma on the bottom. And they believe the jaw is dislocated. All off to the side. Primrose is in a bad way. I feel the pain for her. This is the one theyre really worried about. Her mouth is open on the side. Theyre worried she has a fracture. If she does, it looks like she duds, theyre recommending euthanasia. It is to do with the way would it heal. Would it mean she cant really move her jaw so the surgeons are recommending euthanasia. No two weeks later she is doing a little better. Still trouble breathing and still trouble with the jaw. One week later, it looks like shes on the mend. Why dont we use our time machine and cue the inspirational music thats a normal dog. You will see that she still has her wonky jaw. A few things are not quite right. But she is enjoying life and having fun being a puppy. It looks like they did as much as they could. I think if they had gone too much further, it could have been way too hard. Way too complicated. The fact they put so much effort into that for this dog is why we love them. They dont give up easily at all. He is in new zealand with his great grandmother. Shes people in years old. She is one of his best friends. She makes him happy. He gives her a little joy by taking her on a little dance. Theyre dancing to seven years by lucas graham. Come on he starts playing a song. Watch this moment when she is up there. She gives him a big old hug. That is just about the sweetest thing ive ever seen. I know then he gets back up and they start dancing ever so slowly. Look at his face. You can tell that hes genuinely loving this moment, loving with his nana. And grandma too. To have the company and to get up and move around, of course, is great for her too. Look at her face. She has a big old smile that is just lighting up the room. Super special. Makes me wish my grandma. Makes me wish my grandpa. Eventually she gets a little tired. As he turns the camera off, he says theyre going to go grab some breakfast. Cute this welder has his torch nice and hot. Now i hope not point it at himself. See the answer to the burning question next. No and that baby elephant is under attack. I dont know what it is but the little baby elephant responds by going see what scares it. [ laughter ] seems like weve hit a road block. That reminds me. Anyone have occasional constipation, diarrhea. Gas, bloating . 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Yeah, i remember when my mom was 11, you know, damn, mom do your own homework. And my mom would beat me with a broom or tortillo, or whatever, i am from the old school, i am not like those, mark anthony thomas, come here, you just burned down the house, you are grounded for two weeks. A damn wrestler, she was like [applause] ha, ha. Damn that joke hurt. As a kid growing up, we never had a swimming pool, we just had that damn sprinkler where we were like cool, not the only one with a sprinkler. That s cool. And i love my dad, but i am about to deport that fool, you don t understand, because his english is getting worser and worser. And he called, manny, i need you to do me a flavorer, ok, take me to mcdanleds, and i burgerer to leave. And i am married now, but you know what . Marriage should be like a baseball contract, after three years, let s renegotiate. Yes, because my wife changed. She got her citizenship and she changed. And when she gets mad at me, she s like chris rock, good lord, i am sick and tired, tired, tired. You ain t got no manners or respect, get your booty out of my house. And i am tired of the twitter thing, it s the new crack, it s like ridiculous. And i got some friends that put up the worse stuff, i went to court today and they dropped the charges. I am like and the pregnancy test came back negative, whatever mom. Like the other day jesus requested me as a friend. I am like, damn, i can t deny jesus, and now see you on sunday, and i will like damn man. And starbucks is too nosy, they want to know your name, what is your name, and give me my coffee, and i like to mess with them, more fizz, more fizz, and mocha and ladies, i know what is getting you upset, it s these feminine commercials, because the women are happy, during their cycle, they are happy. All riding the jet ski, what is up, yeah, i feel fresh today. Week, and i want to ride the jet ski, yea. 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Black people are not indigenous to england, my mother came from nigeria, west africa to england. What the hell was she thinking, my mother came from nigeria where it was sunny, she had the and where should i go . You know what . I am fed up with this sun. I want to go somewhere where a lot of drizzle and subtle racism. Yes [applause] so my mom went to england. But my mom went to england by boat, took her seven weeks, yeah. I always wondered why she doesn t fly, because nigeria does have an airline. And i went back to nigeria is then realized why my mother took a boat. Nigeria airways sucks. I wear to god, this is an announcement on there, ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. Leave the train and help give it a pushstart. [applause] they don t even have food service on the plane, they just walk down the aisle with a buffalo, take a piece of the buffalo. Take a piece of the buffalo, take a piece. The ass is juicy, take a pieces. And that s why i went to africa to get in touch with my roots, my roots, my african roots. And i discovered my roots are in london, yes they are. Nigeria was scary i stayed in a hotel with the white people, that s what i did. It s a hustle, everyone is trying to hustle to make a living. They are trying different jobs and things to make money, any way they can. Some of you may have received some emails coming from nigeria, did you get mine . Did you get mine . You know the emails, hello, my name is prince dadutrt, and my father died leaving my 26 billion dollars in his bank account and i can t get to it. So if you will give me all of your bank details and the pin numbers for all of your cards, i will put the 26 billion and only take 10 for myself. [applause] if you fall for that, you deserve to lose everything you own. But it s a hustle, nigeria is a scary place. It is. I tell you why, i will give you another reason why it s scary. You commit a murder in nigeria, you will get away with it. And i tell you why, because we donthave do not have csi in nigeria. There is a dead body, someone has been killed. Did you do it . Oh, damn. We will never catch the killer. [applause] but i have traveled all over the world, i have been to many different places and done shows. I have been to australia, anyone been to australia . Yeah, one person. Loved it and there was three months. If you have been in a situation, because australia there are no black people there. They got their Indigenous People but no black people, and have you been in a place where you haven t seen your own race for three months . Yeah, white people are not like, that white guys can go anywhere, you are known by everyone, you can be in a village and the tribes will not bat an eyelid. But if you have been in the position, i was in australia for three months and never had seen a black person, and when you see a black person, you are excited. I saw a black person and went up to them [scream] will you be my friend . Do you do hair . Do you do hair . [applause] thank you. All the way from the u. K. , jenna, don t go away, we have a lot more comedy coming at you on comedy. Tv. I feel terrible. Aging is not just about wrinkles. Your skin could be losing volume. Revitalift volume filler from loreal with hyaluronic acid. Cheeks are fuller. Wrinkles, smoother. I can see the difference here and here. Revitalift volume filler from loreal. Look like this. Feel like this. Look like this. Feel like this. With dreamwalk insoles, turn shoes that can be a pain into comfortable ones. Their soft cushioning support means you can look like this. And feel like this. [ Brooke Shields ] my whitening toothpaste . It has to be healthy so i choose Colgate Total advanced whitening. Type 2 diabetes doesnt care who you are. Man. Woman. Or where youre from. City. Country. Were just everyday people fighting high blood sugar. 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But i was talking to a buddy of mind from brooklyn and he said, i thought i was doing everything right with this broad, and doing nice things she that s a true story [applause] come to find out how do you come to find that out . And oh, my god let me back up. You know another phrase i like, i like it when girls go out and party in groups and they get hammered. And at 1 45, one wanders away from the herd. And what are you doing over here . What is this . And then about five minutes later, i hear the one phrase i have been waiting for all night, i can don t touch me, i can t find my friends. That s the signal. That s when i show up like, hum, maybe they are in here. When guys get drunk, they will start to argue and then one will run out of argument, and resort to, you don t know. You don t know. And then about a few minutes later, they add me to the backend. You don t know me, you don t know. I love going to new york, that s an amazing town. Have you been to new york . Ok, if you go to new york, you will probably have to ride the subway, and if you ride the subway, there is a seat you should avoid. And it s the seat under the map. To illustrate this point, i require a female volunteer from the audience, anyone will do. A big round of applause for [applause] yeah, there you go, you are an athlete too, that was fantastic, what is your name . Summer. Big round of applause for summer. Now in this scene, summer will play the new yorker in the seat under the map. I will play a randyfrench tourist. Keep in mind, summer, in this scene you have no lines. None. None. Here we go. Summer is the new yorker sitting under the map with no lines, and i am a randy french tourist. And scene. As of now it s ctrain, it s a blue line idon t know. What, you want me to look at the map again, fine, i will [applause] it s there, just by looking, but the train starts here, and comes around. [applause] thank you, thank you. Big round of applause for summer. 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