And the legendary roots crew. Questlove 728 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thats a hot crowd looking good looking good. Hot new york city crowd here tonight. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] this is it, baby. Lets get to some news here. I saw that a lifesize statue of President Trump was just installed on a park bench here in new york. Even pigeons were like, im going to take my business elsewhere. [ laughter and applause ] go over there. Speaking of statues, did you see this today . The president tweeted that removing confederate statues takes beauty out of our parks that can never be replaced. Then he said, now, if youll excuse me, i have to go cut down a bunch of trees and build a hotel and golf course. [ laughter and applause ] put up some beauty. Oh, listen to this. The date the dating site okcupid is banning White Supremacists. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] so White Supremacists will have to look for love where they usually do, family reunions. [ laughter and applause ] steve heyo oh hey [ rim shot ] oh jimmy oh, my gosh. Did you see this . Mike pences older brother, greg, might run for a seat in congress. Heres a picture of greg right there. Yep. Well, greg pence is already testing out some Campaign Slogans in case he does run. Ill show you what i mean. For instance, theres greg pence the older white meat. [ laughter and applause ] then you have then theres greg pence ill drive the babysitter home in complete silence. [ laughter ] and finally, theres greg pence no, im not the dad from frasier. And you go, well that might be [ laughter and applause ] as long as we know its not. Steve all good slogans. All good slogans. Jimmy hey, this is pretty cool. 20yearold Nobel Peace Prize winner, malala yousafzai, has been accepted to oxford university. [ cheers and applause ] when she puts her nobel prize on the shelf, her roommate will quietly put away all of her youth soccer trophies. [ laughter and applause ] no big deal. This made me laugh. You know the band Belle Sebastian . Well they accidentally left its drummer behind at a walmart in his pajamas [ light laughter ] with no phone or wallet. [ light laughter ] so they called walmart to see if there was a guy wandering around in his pjs with no phone or wallet. And they said, you got to be way more specific. [ laughter and applause ] theres like 20 of those dudes here. And finally, this is everywhere. During last nights red soxs game, a fan got to throw out the first pitch and it was just a little wild. Take a look at this. Oh [ audience ohs ] jimmy the count is, two balls, one strike. There you go steve hey [ light laughter ] jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats my jam. Glen campbell right there. Steve aw. Jimmy Summer Nights . Is that Summer Nights . Questlove southern nights. Jimmy southern nights. Thats what it was. Questlove yep. Jimmy oh, man. That was good stuff. Southern nights [ mumbling lyrics ] i dont know, but its so good. Oh, gosh, i love that. Guys, we have a fantastic show tonight. He stars in the hit television series, mr. Robot. Rami malek is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve whoa jimmy we got rami malek steve love that dude jimmy hes good. Steve i love that show. Jimmy hes great. Plus, oh, i love her. She stars in two amazon series, transparent and i love dick. The lovely and talented [ laughter and applause ] steve what show . Jimmy whats that . Steve what what was the show . Jimmy transparent. Steve no, the other one. [ laughter ] i got that one. I didnt hear the other one. Jimmy she stars in two shows on steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy amazon. Steve transparent and jimmy yep, yep. And the other show. [ laughter ] the lovely, the talented kathryn hahn is here. [ cheers and applause ] thats a great show. Steve im sure it is. I love it. Jimmy it is a good show. Steve i love that show. Jimmy and we got great music from meek mill featuring thedream. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy meek mill this is the album right here called, wins and losses. Im psyched that those guys are here tonight. Guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy now, we do this thing every wednesday where i will send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. And since dozens of ceos quit President Trumps Business Advisory council this week, i sent out a hashtag called whyiquit. [ light laughter ] and i asked you guys to send us your funny, weird, or embarrassing stories about quitting your job. We got a huge response. Within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. So thank you for getting involved. [ cheers and applause ] now, i thought id share some of my favorite whyiquit stories from you guys. This first ones from soupymcsoupface. [ light laughter ] he says, my boss refused to correct my name badge that said brain instead of brian. he said, youre brain now, so deal with it. [ laughter and applause ] okay, brain . Steve nope. Now im soupy mcsoupface. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] steve ill show ill show him jimmy ill show him, yeah. [ laughter ] you call me brain, man . Steve you cant call me brain at all, man. Jimmy call me soupy mcsoupface. This one is from toshoonly. Steve toshoonly . Jimmy to like to steve like too shoon . Like jimmy to shoon. Steve its been too shoon. Jimmy too shoon, too shoon. [ laughter ] to shoonly. She says, my boss made me give him piggyback rides after we mopped the floors every night so there would be fewer footprints. [ laughter and applause ] steve what . Jimmy giddyup giddyup lets go, come on. Steve come on, brain jimmy what in the world come on, brain. Steve dont be slippin on that wet floor. [ laughter ] pecho mojado [ light laughter ] jimmy this ones from brennancarrow. She says, i babysat this kid who kept pointing at me and saying, youre next. after the fourth time, i gave my two weeks notice. [ laughter and applause ] steve youre next. Redrum, mrs. Torrance. [ light laughter ] jimmy this ones from kschmooze. [ laughter ] thats her real last name. Steve yeah, thats her last name. Jimmy yeah, schmooze. Steve kathryn schmooze. Jimmy kathryn schmooze. [ light laughter ] she says, my old job had a a phone in the restroom, our boss would call it if he thought youd been in there too long. Steve oh jimmy come on, man [ laughter ] steve thats not good. Jimmy come on, dude. Steve come on, man. Jimmy this one is from johnathanyoung. He said, my boss asked if i had a knife to open a box. I gave her one. I was later written up for having a knife at work. [ laughter and applause ] steve come on. Jimmy thats entrapment steve come on, thats catch22 hey, brain, you got a knife . Jimmy yeah, yeah, brain. [ laughter ] this ones from yzracer81. He says, i made a mistake at work and my boss called me up to chew me out. At the end of my conversation, he made me say, ive been a a bad boy. [ laughter and applause ] i dont i dont know. Steve that wasnt about work. Jimmy i dont know, man. Steve yeah. Jimmy this one is from captainharris1. He says, i worked at a a Convenience Store for one day. I quit when i saw the instructions for what to do when you get robbed. Not if when [ laughter and applause ] this place gets robbed . Steve a lot. Jimmy im getting out of here. Last ones from vermbassi. She says, instead of hitting the 1 key for the number of copies, i typed 1111 and couldnt make the printer stop. I left before they finished. [ laughter and applause ] im taking off. There you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Well be right back with audience suggestion box, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] whats going on here . Um. Im babysitting. Thatll be 50 bucks. You said 30 dollars. Yeah, well it was 30 before my fees, like the dogsitting fee. And the rummage through your closet fee. Who is she, verizon . Are those my heels . Yeah yeah, were the same size. In shoes. With tmobile taxes and fees are already included, so you get four lines of unlimited for just 40 bucks each. And now get zero down on the hottest smart phone brands like samsung galaxy. More reasons why tmobile is americas best unlimited network. This piece is so you. I saw it and i was just like oh, i have to have it. State farm knows that every one those moments, theres one of these. This piece is so you. I saw it and i was just like i have to have it. From renters insurance. To rewards credit cards, state farm is here to help life go right. Theseare heading back home. Y oil thanks to dawn, rescue workers only trust dawn, because its tough on grease yet gentle. I am home, i am home, i am home [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody welcome back [ cheers and applause ] now, as you guys know, were always striving to get better here at the tonight show. Harder better faster stronger [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so before every show we put out a suggestion box for the audience, just to get some feedback, about what you guys think of the show. Things youd like to see us do, that kind of stuff. So tonight lets look inside the audience suggestion box. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] look into the box the suggestion box jimmy one of my favorite things we do on the show. Steve we love it. Jimmy i love getting suggestions from our great audience. Steve who is this one from . Jimmy this is from randy mcgillicutty. [ laughter ] steve randy mcgillicutty. Wow. You love that guy. Jimmy yeah. Brian. Steve brian mcgillicutty. Jimmy this is from randy gillis. Steve oh. Jimmy it says, hey jimmy, ive been wanting to take my kids to an inconvenient sequel, but im worried theyll be bored. Can you help me out . Actually, i think i can. The movie hasnt done great at the box office, so theyve changed it up a little bit more, to make it more appealing to kids. Check out the new trailer. It just came out. It is unprecedented. What were you thinking . Could you hear what the scientists were saying . [ unintelligible ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im speechless. Id take my kids to see that. Steve wow. I wanna go see that. Jimmy this ones from greg hummell. Hey jimmy, last week you showed a video of a coach getting knocked over by a a robotic tackling dummy. That dummy was the clear winner, but do you think you could give the coach a a rematch . Yeah, i know what youre talking about. The assistant coach for baylor football, his name is sean padden. He raced a tackling dummy, and it ended up winning. But then the dummy, with like this remote controlled dummy, snuck up behind him and well, youll see. Heres the video. Heres the clip. Jimmy well he wins hear its a clear win. [ shouting ] yeah, and then [ laughter ] after that, yeah. So, thats thats all over the internet. Well, lets give him another show. We actually set up a rematch downstairs between coach padden and the robotic tackling dummy. Theyre downstairs in the plaza right now. Coach padden, are you ready . Im ready, jimmy, lets do this. Jimmy all right. [ cheers and applause ] here we go go, go, go come on, coach. Run. Go, go, go come on [ cheers ] yes, yes [ applause ] he did it, he won. He didnt get run over by the dummy. How do you feel . [ audience oohs ] oh my goodness. Oh, thats terrible. [ light laughter ] steve anvil. Jimmy oh. Oh oh, my god. Where did that dog come from . Oh, my god. Oh, but coach, are you okay . Are you im okay, jimmy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, fantastic. Oh, no. That dummy got him again. [ applause ] that robot really has it out for him. Yeah. Steve an anvil. Jimmy yeah, i forgot the anvil was steve you always keep your spare anvil. [ light laughter ] jimmy out in tonight today show plaza. Yeah. This is from emily calhoun. Hey jimmy, i watch your show regularly, and ive noticed a a distinct laugh in your studio every night. Whats that about . Oh, emily, youre very observant. We actually do have a fan of the show who sits in the audience every single night. You might recognize him as the title role from the 1 1984 film, amadeus. [ light laughter ] heres a clip. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Well, as always, hes in the audience tonight somewhere. Can we see him . Where oh, there he is. Wolfgang amadeus mozart. There he is, right there. [ cheers and applause ] hows it going . Hows it going mozart . [ laughter ] thank you. Thank you. Thats very nice. Mozart, whats your favorite cereal . [ laughter ] how about your favorite nfl team . [ laughter ] are you excited for the football season this year . [ laughter ] is there anything else you want to say before you go . Nah, im good. Jimmy all right. Take care, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] mozart, comes on the show. Steve mozart. Right, i know. He came back from the dead. Jimmy this is from sarah trost. Jimmy, one of my favorite shows is the fresh prince of belair. do you have any favorite characters from the show . Well, im a will smith guy, all the way. What about you, quest . [ cheers ] questlove i think i like carlton. Hes hilarious. Jimmy yeah, carltons great. Do you have a favorite fresh prince character, james . I like geoffrey, he always made me laugh. [ laughter ] jimmy i thought you would have picked a famous fresh prince background character, james poyser. [ indiscernible ] [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy that is not what we did in rehearsal today. That was real, by the way. I loved that. So happy we pulled that off. This one [ laughter ] great acting there, james. This one is from tyler fineman. Hey jimmy. Im a huge fan of double dutch jump rope. You should have some double dutchers on your show. Thats a great idea. And it actually turns out that the National Double dutch leagues summer classic just happened here in new york city. So here to show us their winning routine, please welcome jersey citys own honey bees [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what oh my goodness yeah. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. The honey bees. [ cheers and applause ] thats all the time we have for audience suggestion box. Stick around, well be right back with rami malek everybody that was great [ cheers and applause ] during our made to move 2017 clearance event, you can do endless online research. Or, you can take advantage of our best offer ever on an xt5. Dont wait. 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Jimmy looking sharp, buddy. I love that shirt. Yeah, likewise. Jimmy yeah, welcome welcome to the show. Likewise. Jimmy thank you for being here and thank you again, for doing the Golden Globes open. My big opening number. You you were a great part of that. How much fun was that . Jimmy it was the greatest. I got you to sing, and you sang in character and everything. I couldnt believe what you did. He is were on this red carpet on a back lot of universal studios. And there are people jumping all over you, stunts, dancers. All i had to do was basically come on, walk in front of him, open the computer, and he just slams it after doing, like, 15 cart wheels with people and [ laughter ] and singing with every actor. Jimmy but it turned out fantastic. Wasnt it fun . Oh, yeah. Jimmy thank you for doing that. I just loved it. And then you sang right there, in in the little recording booth. It was great right . Jimmy yeah, it was perfect. I mean, it was totally we should watch it again. Sometime. Jimmy dude, i wish i could turn it on right now, exactly. Yeah. [ light laughter ] do people recognize you now after mr. Robot, everywhere . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy they do . I mean, i was on a subway the other day, someone stopped me well, they stopped my friend and they go, you know, he looks a lot like that guy, that actor from mr. Robot, rami malek. And she was about to start. I said, that guy . And shes like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you look a lot like him. You dont get that . And i said, no, i dont. That guy. Hes just not me, hes not my type, hes arrogant, hes got an attitude problem. I think hes kind of a dick, ive met him once. [ laughter ] not a nice guy. Jimmy you met him once. Yeah, yeah. And she kept going on, shes like, no, no, no, i think hes really sweet. And im like, no, trust me, this guy has an attitude issue. And then i just its the first time you get a candid kind of response from someone, you dont have that experience. Jimmy well, its kind of fun. Yeah. Right . Jimmy but then she said she loves you. Yeah. She said she loved me and then once i found out more, i convinced her to just stay on the subway a little bit longer. [ laughter ] i go past her stop, and just keep complimenting me. [ laughter ] then i showed her my id by the end of it, because i go, you know what, it is me. Jimmy it is me, yeah. And she looks and she just stares and then she goes, what are you doing riding the subway . [ laughter ] jimmy oh, you can take the subway. [ talking over each other ] yeah, like, im going to take the subway for the rest of my life. Jimmy exactly. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. You have a story about almost getting fired. The lasagna story. Oh, yes. Jimmy i like this story. I think it has a good i think it has a good point. Well, you they were asking me about summer jobs i had, and i remember when i was 16 i was doing a catering thing. I had to carry about seven lasagnas up to a doctors Conference Room because someone was trying to sell them pharmaceuticals, the pharmaceutical rep. And i got up there with these eight scalding hot lasagnas. And its like that cartoon character where theyre all teetering on top. [ light laughter ] and i finally get to the conference table and one of them slightly starts to go, im try to hold on and it splatters all over the Doctors Office Conference Room. Jimmy ooh. And so im horrified. Im like 16. You know, my first job. The world feels like its going to end. And this pharmaceutical rep whos, you know, a little older in her age just kind of looks at me sternly, and i think its over. And she just looks at me and she hands me a spatula and she goes, scoop it up, put it right back in there. [ light laughter ] theyll never know. [ laughter ] and she goes, its a a Doctors Office, were in a a hospital, everything is sanitized anyway. [ laughter ] and i looked up at her, and i was like, is she being serious right now . [ laughter ] is she for real . But then we both scooped it up together, and it was like this lifeaffirming moment of everythings gonna be all right. [ laughter ] jimmy exactly. Dont cry over spilled lasagna. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. Everythings going to be okay. Yeah. Jimmy im looking at you and im staring at you a little bit differently, because i just heard that youre youre cast youre going to play Freddie Mercury from queen. Yeah. How nuts is that . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im so excited about this. Have you immersed yourself in the world of Freddie Mercury . Every day, and it never feels like its enough because those guys, each one of them is this incredible artist on their own. Jimmy yeah. And then together, collectively, it is its a a phenomenon. Things like that dont happen and jimmy i know, i never even quite really appreciated it, as i was growing up, too. I was just like, oh, yeah, thats a great song. Oh, thats a classic. Oh, thats another classic. Im like i look back, im like, i love all these songs. Oh, yeah. Oh, when you just doing all of the research and investigating these guys, you see how brilliant each one of them are. And, i mean, when they would lay tracks, the tape became clear because they were overdubbing things so much that, you know, they would just come up with new ideas all the time. Lets try this, and lets try that. So its a its a phenomenal experience. What a talented bunch of dudes. And i am terrified. [ laughter ] jimmy no, i mean, you should be terrified. Youre going to be fantastic. Jimmy and just please come back when you when you no, no, yeah, yeah. Jimmy and break a leg and youll be great. I will, i will. Jimmy youll be fantastic. And this show is [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its going to be good. I want to talk about mr. Robot, cause its coming back for a third season. Yes. Jimmy october 11th on usa. And heres the thing i said to you. I dont know if you remember, i was in l. A. And i said, you guys got me because its created by sam esmail. Jimmy esmail. Yeah. Its got him and, you know, slater. Jimmy Christian Slater is fantastic, as well. Christian slater on the show. And our whole cast is and crew, dynamite. But sam, yeah, to have somebody like that. Jimmy the writing writing and directing. Jimmy is tricky and directing, it is so well done. Please tell him im a fan and i didnt even know it. I will. Jimmy even now im, like, im a big, giant fan. But thats intense, and now oh, he loves you. He loves you. We were talking about coming on here at work all day. Jimmy oh, really . We do such good stuff. Yeah. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres rami malek in the third season of mr. Robot. Yeah. Jimmy take a look. The back door had a a hardcoded. Tt domain, pointing to a on tyrells machine. All i have to do is hack the registrar and the change the name server configs. 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[siri ding] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest recently earned an emmy nomination for her role on the acclaimed amazon series, transparent. You can also see her along side kevin bacon in season one of i love dick. [ light laughter ] which is currently streaming [ laughter ] currently streaming [ laughter and applause ] on amazon. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome kathryn hahn, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy looking gorgeous. Gingerly. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Kathryn, welcome. Hi, you guys. Jimmy hi. Thank you for having me. Jimmy oh, are you kidding . I love having you on the show. You know, i love you, and i say this every time. I love you in everything that youre in. Oh, gosh jimmy and its not im not just saying that, cause every time i see you in anything i go, oh, i love this i love this actor, who is this . I go, oh, its kathryn hahn, again. You look totally different in everything ive seen. But i love you in everything i see you in. Oh, thats so sweet. Jimmy no, i really do. Thank you. Jimmy youre great. I even love your early work in hickory hideout. You remember this . Oh, yes. You guys jimmy is this morning car was that a saturday morning show, with the puppets . You guys, i grew up in cleveland, ohio and this was a a local act. [ scattered applause ] yes [ laughter ] and this was a local jimmy that yes was much louder than a clap. There was, like, one person clap [ laughter ] we have one person clapping. It was it was a local access cleveland tele it was like it was like a kids show that was shot, literally, in the local news station. So it was like, we had a fake tree and then there was the news station. Jimmy no . In the same room . In the same room, and its called hickory hideout. Jimmy i totally yeah. And i got to talk i played a character named jenny, and i talked to two squirrel puppets. [ light laughter ] nutso and shirley squirrely. [ light laughter ] jimmy nutso. And then when we had any quests, nutso and i love the puppeteers were, like, chain smokers, and they hated each other. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, why . Thinking about why its the best. So they were always like, ahh, nutso, yeah, what was that today . Jimmy yeah, whatever, we got that pig, right . Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it was and then there was an owl called knowitowl, that if we had questions about anything, we would be like, knowitowl. And then knowitowl would pop out. [ laughter ] jimmy i have a clip where they i have a clip of you. [ gasps ] i know, i have to show, cause its so cute. Heres kathryn hahn as jenny. Oh, my god you guys. Jimmy in hickory hideout. Look at this. Classic. Kathy, i just dont want to go. Listen jenny i am tired of this you are being a baby, jenny. You got to stay sick and spoil our pet show. Thats not true. Well, then why dont you go on the hospital tour . Just leave me alone. Hickory hideout will return right after these messages. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy leave me alone leave me alone the criterion collection. Hickory hideout. Jimmy the criterion collection. And that was a very special episode, guys. Jimmy yeah, yeah. But look at you now, man. Youre on two hit shows, you got nominated for an emmy. Oh jimmy do you have to audition for things anymore . Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] oh, you guys. Thank you. Jimmy because everyone knows who you are now. I well, you know what, i am not i will audition, yeah, absolutely. I mean jimmy i hate auditions i hated auditions. I it has not been an easy auditioning is it sucks. Jimmy it is the worst. I especially when you are auditioning for, like, your idols. When youre like i i had this oh, my god, you guys. I had this audition for the coen brothers, this was awhile ago. For i think, when they were doing and i always want to say inside ellen lewis. But thats a different movie. Its called inside llewyn jimmy llewyn davis. Llewyn davis. Jimmy yeah. Inside ellen lewis. [ laughter ] it was an amazing casting director. Jimmy totally different movie. A totally different movie. [ laughter ] jimmy awful film. And i literally i saw it, because i wanted to like, get kind of down and dirty with this part. So i was like, oh, im going to, like, be really realistic. And so i brought a bunch of props with me, which i usually dont do. Jimmy oh. And so it was this part that was supposed to, like, be unpacking groceries or something. And so i literally jimmy you brought groceries . A full also, not only groceries, but we were in l. A. I had, like, a parka on, like a a winter parka. [ light laughter ] a huge bag of groceries, including, like, so heavy that i the casting director came out, she was like, kathryn. She was so happy to see me and then she saw the bag and was like, oh, my god, okay. And so i knew instantly that i was going that there was just a bomb. Open the door, they were, like, this close. Like, i was like, hi. Like, i was standing, its like theres the coen brothers. Jimmy the coen brothers. And then i start doing jimmy legends. Legends. And then i start doing this scene, and you guys, it was like a night it was like a a nightmare, like i thought it would be clever if i was, like, putting groceries away, but i had never been in there so it was, like, a weird room, so i was just like putting, like, double stuff oreos, theyre like it was just, like, weird props i had that i was just kind of putting around while they were looking at me so patiently. Jimmy your face is so red now, by the way. Oh, my god, i am literally going back and reliving it. [ light laughter ] i had, like i had a banana. I remember i was supposed to take a bite of a banana and i was like, took a bite of it and then, like, it kind of was mushy because it had been in my car all day. [ laughter ] so, like, it fell off and then i heard somebody go somebody literally was like, oh. [ laughter ] jimmy like, now we got to clean up this banana. And then i kept plowing through. Jimmy oh i had, like, a 45 record. It was oh, my god, you guys, it was just awful. Jimmy you had a 45 record, as well . For no reason. And then it was, like, i didnt really know and then i had to, like, pause and, like, turn the sides of the script while i was trying to hold onto this bag. [ laughter ] and they were so kind about it. But obviously it was not going i mean, i literally got in the car, my agent was like, so its not going our way. [ laughter ] jimmy its not going our way. No. Clearly its not. Jimmy you brought props. You brought props. So many props. It was a nightmare. Jimmy oh, well, no now they aye, yai, yai. Jimmy well, now they see you and theyll put you in the next film that theyre doing. Oh, gosh, how about i bring in a warm banana. Its like the worst [ laughter ] jimmy thats the name of the movie. Warm banana the kathryn hahn story. Jimmy thats the name of the movie. [ laughter ] lets talk about i love dick cause its fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy kevin bacon plays dick. Yes. Jimmy and you are obsessed with him. I am, yeah, in the show im, like, completely i play character named chris kraus who just cannot is obsessed, obsessed hook, line and sinker with this guy, this cultural critic named dick. And you kind of watch it through your fingers, its very cringy. But its i could not be more proud of it. Jimmy yeah, i love it. And hes amazing. I know, its great i dont know if you guys have seen it, but the musics amazing. We shot it in texas. Its pretty incredible. Jimmy is that jill soloway, as well . Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Shes the same creator of transparent which im so yeah, some kind of an awesome rep company. Jimmy and how great is she . I know. Jimmy ive only seen her on award shows, but she seems totally cool. Shes awesome. Jimmy she is, yeah. Kind of a beautiful mind. Jimmy speaking of award shows, you just got nominated for an emmy, pal. Oh, my god. Jimmy for transparent [ cheers and applause ] im so happy. Come on. From hickory hideout all the way from hickory hideout. Im just to be anywhere near judith light, too, on any list is so crazy exciting. Jimmy yeah. Because shes so awesome. Shes nominated jimmy when did you find out . Did you i was taking an exercise class. Theres a class in l. A. Called pop physique, which i also highly recommend it. [ light laughter ] it sounds so weird. Jimmy no, i like it. But she i was im just like [ laughter and applause ] jimmy you see what im talking about im so worried my bits are going pop out. Jimmy no, no, hey [ laughter ] no bits are popping out. That would whole different program. Jimmy no, no, it is not. So bits. Im like 99 years old. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, your bits are going to come out. My bits are popping out. [ laughter ] jimmy but you were in the exercise class i purposely went to a class because i was like, im just not going to i think its better to not Pay Attention to it, and just take an exercise class. So i got out, and it was like one of those crazy awesome like, i was all sweaty and gross and i saw my phone was, you know, beeping, and i was like, oh, my god. Oh, my god, is this really jimmy thats a good sign. Yeah, or its just a lot of friends that are really concerned. [ laughter ] about how it but, yeah, it was really, totally really, really, really, really unexpected and just im so happy to be representing that show at the emmys, too, because thats like im so proud of transparent. That whole group. Jimmy well, its welldeserved. Awe. Jimmy youre fantastic on the show, and in everything. Youre an angel. Thank you for having me. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. I just love you. I want to show a clip. Heres kathryn hahn in transparent. Take a look at this. Can you clarify for me really fast what spirituality is for you, sarah . I dont know, i didnt i mean, i dont thats i dont know. cause i can tell you what its not. Its not changing your mind whenever you feel like it. Its not following your bliss. Its not finding yourself by crawling through your belly button and out your own ass [ bleep ] and calling it a a journey. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy kathryn hahn, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well be back with a a performance from meek mill featuring the dream [ cheers and applause ] hello moto. 21 liftoff. Phone. Projector. Make out party. Buy the new moto z with shattershield, and youll get a free projector mod. I look back on my life and i know what it was for. What if i struggled. What if i sacrificed. And what if i swore id succeed. So you could wake up one day with the choice to be anything you wanted. Well then, my great granddaughter. It would all be worth it. It feels like the music iss agiving you a nice hug. 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Tell your doctor if youve been to areas where certain fungal infections are common, and if youve had tb, hepatitis b, are prone to infections, or have flulike symptoms or sores. Dont start humira if you have an infection. Want more proof . Ask your rheumatologist about humira. Whats your body of proof . While other Insurance Companies just see a house. We see the home youve worked really hard for. No splashing wait so you got rid of verizon, just like that . Uhhuh. I switched to tmobile, kept my phoneeverything on it oh, they even paid it off wow yeah. Its nice that every bad decision doesnt have to be permenant ditch verizon. Keep your phone. Well even pay it off when you switch to americas best unlimited network. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he is a multiplatinum rapper whose new album, wins and losses, is out now. Performing young black america featuring thedream and the roots, give it up for meek mill. [ cheers and applause ] i was on that corner tryna get my coins up coppers run up on us and we turn to Jackie Joyner white man kill a black man they never report it black man kill a white man they gon start a war up mama she was tore up sippin on the Absolut Young boys brainwashed they just wanna rap and hoop couldve been a lawyer until they came and shackled you felons on your records so them jobs aint gettin back at you them kids aint eat yet so you cant even sleep yet if violence the only thing we ever saw we repeat that they was playing ball fouled him hard said id be back broad day threw his life away soon as he clapped gave that boy a life sentence made his momma relapse damn they dont understand comin from the bottom its so hard to make a plan know them kids beefin they let it get out of hand ogs never gave us nothin in advance young killing young is like the klan i said told my young boy you the man i said cause you dont wanna end up like my man ahmed praying five times a day prostration on his head screamin inshaallah that he dont make it to the feds caught up in the system visit from his sister talkin bout all these hitters how they aint even with him said they would ride or die but it aint even in em always postin on the gram but hey aint sendin pictures never answer when you call but answer for them women got you thinking twice damn i shouldve been a witness its none of my business just telling my story all guts no glory been going on before me we slaves in the 40s still slaves in the present no toys for christmas aint get us no presents only made us evil made us hungry made us desperate youngin in the 9th grade he got a smith wesson grew up with the goons now he need protection he dropped outta school then he got arrested lord with a blessing i just hope he learned his lesson they told us if we go to jail we would be respected they told us if we bust a sale we would run a check in threw a rock out in that field and got intercepted he stumbled he fumbled yall just rumble they told you to hustle them dont love you young black american na na wanna live like the fairer skin na na fall to the paradigm na na occupied on that marilyn na na the prophecies of the wild no church my uncles said stop snitchin no skirts its kinda crazy theres another world on the other side of town pastor rollin up in that rolls pullin up in that holy ghost preaching while dying by the bible code the destruction the hate the obstruction of my faith my prayers my faith it will never be the same young black America Young black America Young black America Young black America Young black America Young black America Young black America Young black America Young black America Young black America Young black america [ cheers and applause ] jimmy meek mill, thedream wins and losses is available now well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] every year south jersey sends more and more tax money to trenton, but gets less and less back thanks to Steve Sweeney and chris christie. Heres the sweeneychristie record eight years of underfunded schools. Huge tax breaks for themselves and their rich friends while we pay more. And homestead rebate funding for seniors cut in half next year. Dont believe the fake news from his wealthy donors. Steve sweeney stands with chris christie, not with south jersey. Whatits up to you, like with tampax pearl. Od . You get ultimate protection on your heaviest days, and smooth removal for your lightest. Tampax pearl. And pocket pearl, for on the go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to rami malek, kathryn hahn, meek mill, thedream [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight micheal moore, from fargo, actress carrie coon, music from little big town, featuring the 8g band with roy mayorga. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night, how is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news, everybody. President trump went on twitter this morning, to call monuments of the confederacy, and antiunion generals beautiful pieces of public art. Dude, if you love beautiful
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