And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 727, st. Petersburg. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey thats what im talking about right there hi thats a hot crowd. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] youre watching. You made it. Thank you very, very much. Well heres what people are talking about. Yesterday, President Trump made a Big Press Conference on the subject of infrastructure. And all he had to do was just stop right there. [ light laughter ] just stop talking. For five minutes. [ cheers and applause ] just stop talking. And mind you, this is him on vacation. [ laughter ] he cant even get vacation right. Imagine coming back to the office, hey, how was your two week break . It was good. I defended nazis. Whatd you do . [ cheers and applause ] what . I think grandpa is getting loopy. [ light laughter ] i guess this morning, trump went to the trump tower lost and found looking for his mind. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i lost it yesterday afternoon. Crazy. I mean, its crazy. Im starting to miss the old days when we were on the verge of nuclear war with north korea. [ applause ] and as youd expect, many Trump Supporters are very upset about his remarks yesterday. One guy even said, i have made terrible mistake. [ laughter and applause ] you see trumps chief of staff john kelly standing off to the side. Take a look at these photos going around. Look at this. [ laughter ] kelly was just the latest in the long line of people to get stuck standing by the president while he says something crazy. And i think they all feel pretty much the same way. Take a look at this. Dont stand so dont stand so close to me dont stand dont stand so dont stand so close to me [ laughter and applause ] steve what the boing jimmy of course, trump said a lot of things he shouldnt have said yesterday in that press conference. So we edited it down to show you what he should have said in a segment we call, say what we want. [ cheers and applause ] frankly, i didnt know all of the facts about being the president. I want to bring back president obama. Jimmy there you go. [ cheers and applause ] and after his press conference yesterday, trump was asked if he planned to visit charlottesville. And check out his response. I own, actually, one of the largest wineries in the united states. Its in charlottesville. [ laughter ] jimmy well, i guess he actually does commercials for that winery himself. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, take a look at the latest ad. The trump winery is americas finest winery. What separates us from all the others . Its simple. We only make white wine. [ laughter ] because lets face it. It doesnt get better than a a white. No way, rose, whites all right. The trump winery is located just outside charlottesville, virgina. To visit us, drive south along route 647, then take two alt rights and an alt left. Trump winery, because america could really use a drink right now. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh my. Jimmy lets get to some good news here, you guys. I read that new york city could host the world cup in 2026. [ cheers ] thats right. Thousands of people trying not to use their hands, or as thats also called here in new york, riding the subway. [ laughter and applause ] guys, listen to this. The connecticut lotterys mobile app malfunctioned this weekend, and told some lottery winners that they had lost. When instead, they should have been told, you have a lottery app on your phone, get help. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, this is kind of interesting. Animal experts say dogs know when theyre being laughed at. While cats actually keep a a journal to document it. [ laughter ] guys we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is our pal common sitting in with the roots hey, buddy [ cheers and applause ] always great to see you. Always great to see you. Common is nominated for an emmy for his song letter to the free from the Netflix Documentary 13th, which is streaming right now. Congratulations and thank you for being here buddy. [ cheers and applause ] good to see you. Thank you. You too. Jimmy we have a fun show tonight. From the new movie, logan lucky, katie holmes is here steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy katie holmes. Steve katie holmes. Jimmy katie and i are going to play a new game tonight called pop culture. Steve ooh. Jimmy and youll understand why it is called pop. Plus, hes one of the best standups around. He has a new book based on his wtf podcast. And hes one of the stars of the hit Netflix Series glow, marc maron is stopping by tonight. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes great in glow. Steve yeah, hes fantastic. Jimmy hes great on wtf but hes a fantastic actor as well. Steve he glows. Jimmy yes. And we have great music tonight, you guys. From her first album in 15 years, and a big announcement, we have shania twain right here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] now is the album. Shania twain. Guys, it is august. Its the perfect time to do some beach reading. And i dont want you guys reading any stinkers on your vacation. So to help you out, im about to show you some books that you should avoid at all costs. Thats right, it is time for my latest installment of my do not read list. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] do not read do not read do not read these books these books jimmy now, before we start, i want you all to know that every book that im about to show you is 100 real. These are actual books. You can find them on amazon. You can check them out at your local library. They are real. All right, lets see whats on my do not read list. The first books is a murder mystery. Theyre perfect for the beach. Steve love them. Jimmy yeah, this is called the penguin who knew too much. [ laughter ] were in good hands, because its from Donna Andrews the awardwinning author of no nest for the wicket. [ laughter ] best part of this is the audio book is read by morgan freeman. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, listen. No matter how big a guy might be, nicky would take him on. You beat nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife. He comes back with a flipper and bitch slaps your head. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. I dont know about the audio book. Steve i dont know if that jimmy it might be good. I dont know. Next one might be too exciting for you guys. All right, but lets see. Here we go. It is mathematics for engineers by dull. [ laughter and applause ] dull is lets look at the front. Ready for the front cover . Booya i guess you can judge a book by its cover. Next up is an exercise book. Steve oh, i love exercise books. Jimmy yeah, this one is called bathroom yoga. [ laughter ] and its for those who lack the time or space to do yoga anywhere else by jerri lincoln. Theres jerri doing some yoga on a toilet. At least i hope thats what shes doing. Lets check out the back here. Oh look, theres a little mascot. A used toilet paper roll saying yoga, yoga, yoga. [ laughter ] im sure this will sweep the nation here. I started reading this and then i got wiped out. Steve really . [ laughter ] i tried to do yoga on the toilet, i was pooped. Too pooped. Jimmy this got up to number two on the best sellers category. Steve did it really . Who publishes it . Jimmy whats that . Steve who publishes that book . Jimmy uh [ laughter ] oh this is published by wait, wait. Ask me again. Steve okay. Who publishes that book . Jimmy oh, this was published by little brown. [ laughter and applause ] you ever heard of that . Steve yeah. You know what . I think it was the european division. [ laughter ] of little brown. Jimmy no, no, that tanked years ago. Steve oh, did it really . Jimmy guys, next up is a a book for all you collectors out there. This is called bottle collecting in new england. By john adams. It doesnt seem like a fun hobby, but who knows . Maybe im wrong. Lets look at the dedication here. It says, a deepest thanks to my wife peggy and my two boys who had to put up with constant turmoil during the research, photographing, and editing that went into the book and to all three for their enthusiasm. [ laughter ] i dont think any of them look that excited. [ applause ] look at this kid over here. How excited does he look . Steve too much turmoil. Jimmy turmoil finding bottles. This next one is a craft book. I love those. Yeah. This one is called return of the nose masks. [ light laughter ] apparently theyre back. I didnt even know they were here. [ laughter ] but theyre back. Steve theyre back. Jimmy it says right here, look in the corner. For birthdays, the office, dinner parties, halloween, even a blind date. [ light laughter ] hey, nice to meet you. Im todd and im an entrepreneur. [ laughter ] as you can see, im a totally normal guy. Wait, why are you leaving . Why are you leaving . I havent even shown you all my nose masks. Youd be bananas to [ light laughter ] nose masks. Were down to our last one here. This is a childrens book. I know. Im sorry. All good things. Its a childrens book. This is called mike and the magic cookies. Nothing weird about it. An old hippie giving a kid a a magic cookie. Thats definitely something i want to read to my kids. There you go. Those are the books on my do not read list. If you have a book that you think should be on our next do not read list, i wanna see it. Send your titles to our blog at donotread tonightshow. Com. Well be right back katie holmes, everybody [ cheers and applause ] whats going on here . Um. Im babysitting. Thatll be 50 bucks. You said 30 dollars. Yeah, well it was 30 before my fees, like the pizzaordering fee and the dogsitting fee. And the rummage through your closet fee. Are those my heels . Yeah yeah, were the same size. In shoes. With tmobile taxes and fees are already included, so you get four lines of unlimited for just 40 bucks each. And now get zero down on the hottest smart phone brands like samsung galaxy. More reasons why tmobile is americas best unlimited network. Take an extra 20 kohls off your purchase. Sale get the gear. Win the school year. Kids licensed tees are just 6. 40. Boys plaid wovens are 14. 39 and girls varsity tees are only 11. 99. Plus get kohls cash too. Game on. Kohls. Therein herbal essences its bio renew a blend of sea kelp, aloe and antioxidants that help bring your hair back to life. Herbal essences. Let life in. So we got our new he washing machine but it took forever turns out it wasnt the machine, it was our detergent. So we switched to tide turbo clean. Now we get way cleaner clothes way faster he turbo clean. 6x the cleaning power in 1 2 the time [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest tonight is a fantastic actress who you can see in the new movie logan lucky which is in theaters august 18th. Everyone, please welcome the very talented katie holmes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look gorgeous. Welcome back to the show. Thank you for having me. I love being here. Jimmy um how is everything . How is mom . How is everything in ohio . Hows everything is good. I was just my dad took me to lunch at tony packos. Your favorite place. Jimmy tony packos i dont know if you know this place. But last time, or two times, i dont know when you were here last. But you brought me this chili that goes on hotdogs. Like a chili dog, from tony packos. Im obsessed with it now. I order it by the case now. I have like a case of its like that makes me so happy. Jimmy thats like the only thing my kids eat. Youre raise them by your feeding. My kids only eat chili dogs. The fallon family is raised jimmy im the only guy that eats it. But i love it so much. Its so good pickles and peppers. Jimmy pickles and peppers. My sister and i used to just eat that as a meal. I know its weird, but, like, we would just sit in the kitchen and eat it all. Jimmy yeah. Thats what you do. Its the best. Jimmy no, its so good. Yeah, so you went there . I went there. I was home. And which was great. And my sister just had a big birthday so we were all celebrating. Jimmy you told me you went on vacation and you said that you were sore from your vacation. Im very sore and a little bruised. Because we went to the atlantis in the bahamas. The cove. And theres all these water slides. And i i love roller coasters. So when it comes to water slides, im like, oh. You cant see the bottom . Count me in. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, no. Thats frightening to me. I know no no. Im too scared. It is a little frightening, but the line is so long that youre im going to do it, because ive been waiting and im hot. Jimmy once i see the line and i see the slide and i go, no, no. [ laughter ] but you know why, its like that slide. I know the slide youre talking about. Leap of faith. Jimmy yes. Yeah. [ light laughter ] its amazing. Jimmy its almost like you dont i dont think your body touches the slide. I mean jimmy its almost like a a freefall. I did feel like i like you know. Jimmy its frightening. Well you just go, like and its its amazing. And then you go down and youre in the tank. Jimmy see, i wouldnt think to do that. I would be like, just holding my shorts. [ laughter ] dont come off. Dont come off. Dont move in painful when you jimmy and did you go with your daughter . Yes. Jimmy yes. And she did great. And when she screams, its adorable. But when i scream, its embarrassing. [ light laughter ] jimmy its like, mom its like dont scream. So i so i then i had to, you know, plug the nose and then just think of happy thoughts. And like [ light laughter ] jimmy how did you but theres other things to do there. You can go they have a a beautiful aquarium there. Its fun. Thats exciting. I know. Jimmy go in the aquarium, oh my god. Theres all these fish. I know. But i love the thrill i love it. Jimmy thats the thrill. Let me tell you. What fish are we going to see next . I dont know. I really never know. [ laughter ] im constantly moving. I dont know. Its like, take a picture. Its not like gonna be like this ever again. [ laughter ] oh my god, youre amazing. Jimmy did you swim with dolphins . We swam with dolphins. Jimmy you did . Thats yes. Jimmy thats a bit much for me. I loved that. And im not, like im not jimmy i dont think my dolphin liked me. Really . Jimmy i think my dolphin was like, look. I had a rough day and [ laughter ] i dont have to lift you up and pretend im carrying you. Or Something Like that. [ light laughter ] i dont know. And i was telling the dolphin like, i dont want this either. I just want a picture. Again, i just want to see the tank. I was just in the aquarium. Want to see photos . It is so exciting. But did so i did it all. So you see, lay back and your feet are, like, stretched out. And that dolphin comes and pushes you right out. And i felt like i was, you know, like on a show. I was like a star of seaworld. Jimmy really. And it was really only two seconds. Jimmy yeah, but it feels so powerful. Its amazing. It was amazing. Jimmy lets talk about your movie. Its called logan lucky. And this is basically its like nascar meets oceans 11. Yeah. I dont do you do you do nascar . Have you ever been to a real ive been to a nascar race. And i couldnt believe i mean like duh but i mean, when youre there and the cars are going that fast and they do it every weekend. Jimmy oh, its exciting. Its exciting but its terrifying. Because, like i can go down those fast slides. But when it comes the an automobile, i need to go under the speed limit. Makes me comfortable. [ light laughter ] i do not like jimmy you dont speed . No. And then when people go in and out of lanes, i am just like, okay put that blinker on. And like jimmy you should have your hands on the wheel. [ laughter ] and thats how you water slide. Thats not how you drive. You water slide like this. You drive like that. But this is directed by steven soderberg. Who we love. Thats really cool. Can you explain the movie for everybody so this is a heist movie. And it stars Channing Tatum and adam driver. And i play channings exwife. And we share a daughter together who is in all these pageants. And our daughter grounds him and hes not doing well at the beginning of the movie. And so he decides hes gonna rob nascar. And hes going to be a good dad and get his life together. Jimmy yes. Sounds like good dad. Yeah. [ light laughter ] im gonna rob nascar. Yeah, thanks, dad. I love you. Yeah. But he did. Jimmy and its exciting. And it is its a super fun movie. Its like a classic comedy. And you feel really great watching it. Jimmy you and channing worked together before. We worked together before and we played a married couple who were fighting all the time. And now in this movie, we are exes and fighting. Jimmy youre fighting again. Yeah. Yeah, so im like, can we do something where were not fighting . Jimmy yeah. You two are the most likable people. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Jimmy i guess thats acting. Uh, i want to show everyone a a clip. Heres katie holmes and Channing Tatum in logan lucky. Take a look at this. I wasnt done talking to you yet. Okay. What am i in trouble for now . We need to talk about some legal stuff. Yeah, jimmy, new car. Moody can you give as you minute . Okay. Legal stuff . He was asking about the for sale sign . Yeah. Moody is expanding. His family is opening up a new dealership down in lynchburg. Across state line . Hell no. You cant just tell me that. Like i aint got no say in the matter. Youll still get your days. This will be in lynchburg. You can drive across state line to pick her up. I have full custody. Its not happening. Im getting a lawyer. With what money . Jimmy yeah come on [ cheers and applause ] oh exciting. We always ask to you play a a game. We love having you on the show. Im ready for it. Jimmy you ready . This game involves involves this. Just something small. Jimmy its just something small. Stick around. Katie and i are playing pop culture when we come back everybody. [ cheers and applause ] what are all these different topped loaded meals . Its an american favorite on top of an american favorite, alice. 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[ light laughter ] first lets put on these glasses, because theyre so stylish. Jimmy safety is sexy. And i would say that. [ light laughter ] all right, here we go. Yeah. You can anything. Come on, please. We look good together. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, it looks like were in a band or something. Im going to ask you the first question. Okay . Okay. Okay. Jimmy let me hold it up right here. Let me know when youre ready. I got this. [ light laughter ] jimmy you ready . These look dope. You get ready jimmy i know cause im getting ready as well. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy im exciting. Im nervous. Like, have some faith in me. Jimmy this is why i dont go down water slides. Im afraid of it. [ laughter ] just popping balloons is driving me nuts. All right. Im afraid. Okay, okay. Jimmy i hope you get it right. Because i dont want to hear it pop. Okay. Okay. Okay. Jimmy we both lose on this. All right, ready . Yes. Jimmy here we go. What actor plays the hulk in the avengers movies . 3, 2, 1. You had no guesses. No. Jimmy can we see that in slow motion . [ light laughter ] i knew it was coming. Jimmy yeah, you didnt because i didnt jimmy you i didnt have an answer. Because jimmy mark ruffalo. Oh, duh. Jimmy right . Woops. Jimmy yeah. Can we can we do that again, no. Jimmy because Edward Norton also played the hulk too. Thats what i was thinking, and then i over thought it. Jimmy heres your balloon and heres your thumbtack. Oh, okay. Jimmy oh yeah. Doesnt matter. Okay, all right. Im not looking at the question. Okay, ready . Jimmy but you have to hold the balloon. Oh, okay. Ready . Jimmy yes. But be careful. [ laughter ] okay. Stop, stop, stop. Okay. This game is frightening. Getting attacked by a balloon. It was moving by itself. You guys saw it, right . [ laughter ] um, how Many High School musical movies are there . Jimmy three. Yes [ cheers and applause ] i feel mad. Jimmy what do you mean you feel mad . Did you just win . Jimmy no. I didnt win. I just got that one right so i dont dont get popped in my face. Okay. Im coming back. Jimmy im going to let im going on let this one go. That one is retired. That ones retired. It was good. We got that one correct. Im glad theyre red. Jimmy yeah. Here we go. This one is a little bit bigger. Okay cool. Oh, great. Okay. Jimmy yeah. Tell me when youre ready. Im ready. Okay. Im ready. Jimmy you are . I think so. Jimmy all right, im not ready. I cant see you. Okay, ready . Yep. Jimmy oh, come on this is a question . Dont say that. Because then im going to think its easy. Jimmy it totally is easy. I cant believe this i wish it was a different question. Who sings the theme song to Dawsons Creek . 3, 2 paula cole. Jimmy of course. Come on [ cheers and applause ] its rigged come on. [ applause ] i needed that. Jimmy thats like who does the theme song to the tonight show. Come on. Clearly common. [ laughter ] i got it. Jimmy thats a big one. Wow. Wow. Jimmy okay. Here we go. Id better get this one. Please. Who is the band on the tonight show . Come on. [ laughter ] oh. Name two of the three dragons on game of thrones. 1, 2 jimmy harry styles. Harry styles and zayn malik. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] jimmy that was loud. That was. Jimmy can we see that in slow motion . Wow jimmy boom oh man. Thats what im talking about there. It wasnt it wasnt harry styles. Im sorry. But we had a good tie. Jimmy i knew one of them. Yeah. Well, were gonna give it to you. You got the win right there. Katie holmes [ cheers and applause ] you have good manners. Jimmy i do have good thank you very much. Marc maron joins us after the break, everyone. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] buy one take one is back starting at 12. 99 at olive garden. So you can enjoy family time, one more time. Come in for a fan favorite like smoked mozzarella chicken here. Plus all the salad and breadsticks you want, and leave with a great meal too. 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Plus, get up to fifty extrabucks each year just for filling prescriptions. Switching is easy. Were here for you. Join us. At cvs pharmacy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by a great standup writer and actor. Hes got a new book coming out october 10th based on his wtf podcast. He has a new standup special premiering september 5tth on netflix and hes one of the stars of the hit show glow, which was just renewed for season 2 on netlfix. Put it together for a very funny, hardworking man, heres marc maron, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy looking good. Thank you for coming back to see us how are you doing, man . I dont know, man. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my im about as good as every one else, i guess. Jimmy really . Its a very exciting time. And thats a diplomatic word for terrifying. [ laughter ] i mean, i dont know like you know, you go to bed at night and youre like, is this it . Is this the last night . Whats going to get us . Is it going to be the nuke, is it going to be like global warming, is the president going to start a civil war . Whats happening . Then i get on a plane yesterday and im in the air five hours from l. A. I get off the plane, i look at the news and like trump wants to build a hitler statue in front of the white house jimmy thats not thats not that wasnt a story . Jimmy no, no, no, no. I know it had a statue with nazis, is that not the story . [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont know, to be honest i dont know. Thats thats whats screwy, right . You really theres a moment where i say Something Like that and youre like, no, really . Is that going to [ light laughter ] trump has ruined irony for everybody. I could say things to you five years ago that you immediately would have went, thats ridiculous. But now youre like, oh, yeah, i guess. [ light laughter ] like like if i if i say to you like, dude, did you read that thing this morning . Theyre going to make the grand canyon a landfill. [ laughter ] youd be like, oh, trump, right . Trumps guys. Jimmy yeah. And then id be like, just half of it, though. Like theyre going to leave half normal cause thats pretty, but how much do you really need to see, right . Its a big hole, theres a lot of garbage and i dont know, i bet you some people go just for the garbage cause thats a lot to see, right . All in one jimmy thats a lot of garbage like like, if i said to you like, hey, did you read that thing . Its okay to hunt at zoos, you know . [ laughter ] hes like, trumps epa guy . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, its going to be weird for the kids, but, you know, they got to learn that sometime. Jimmy yeah. About death it might as well be violent with animals they love. [ laughter ] jimmy i just saw you have a new standup special coming out. Yeah. Jimmy congratulations. Thank you. Jimmy its called marc maron too real. Yeah, thats my problem sometimes. See, just like this moment. Jimmy it it gets too real. Yeah, exactly, right . Jimmy no, is it . Is it . Jimmy is it is it real . See, like its happening. Jimmy no, its not happening, i know this is real. Its like too real. Its perfectly real. Okay, good, good, okay. Oh, thank god. Jimmy i i started spinning there for a a second. [ laughter ] jimmy but im serious here, if youve never seen marc maron do stand up, you have to go out and see marc maron do stand up. Or i guess stream it on netflix, but this is its phenomenal. Thank you man. Jimmy now, can i ask a a question . Do you do you stand on a on a speaker and go like this cause thats thats your if thats a marc maron impression, thats what i would do. Sometimes if theres a a monitor jimmy yeah i think i avoided that during the special. I was i was very professional this time. Jimmy really . But thats your move. Thats what like i cant do it here and like if theres not a monitor there jimmy then theres nothing for you to stand on. Like you really like, yeah, ill do and ill just bono it up. You know, kind of like jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thats yeah thats what i thats what we want to see. [ cheers and applause ] thats marc maron. Marc maron in concert, ive seen you do it many a times. Its fantastic when you do that. But what was what was oh, that was beautiful, right out of the jimmy yeah. Yeah, it was great. [ light laughter ] jimmy but do you think that wtf has helped you with your stand up . Of course, yeah, because like this like i always wanted to be a stand up, but the podcast enables me to talk like i dont have to just be funny. I can be aggravated, sad, those are the only two emotions i have. [ light laughter ] jimmy aggravated and sad thats it. Aggravated, sad and funny, thats thats it. Jimmy yeah. Thoughtful occasionally. Jimmy yeah, i would say so. Yeah, i learned how to listen to people, which was tricky. Jimmy i havent done that yet. Why i havent im going to start next year. You dont need to, you dont your job doesnt need you to listen. Jimmy exactly, no, its a but ive ive done your show, but im also a fan of your show, even before i was on your show yeah. Jimmy i was lucky enough to be on the show. Youve interviewed everyone from the president came to you yep. Barack obama came to my house jimmy yes not the new one jimmy oh, thats right oh, okay. President obama yeah. Jimmy Bruce Springsteen . I went to Bruce Springsteens house. Jimmy how cool is that . It was it was wild, man. It was it was like i was i was nervous cause i didnt know like i wanted to connect with the real bruce, do you know what i mean . Like when i did when i did the talk with you, we did it in some office it looked like a a pub. Is that your office . Jimmy yes. [ laughter ] yeah. And then im like is he jimmy no, no, thats not mine, thats not mine. No, no, not mine. No, mine is a looks like a a yoga yoga class would be in my office. No that was i was like, are we in a bar in boston . [ laughter ] guy with an apron there cleaning glass and [ laughter ] jimmy thats not true. How are ya . How are ya . Jimmy how are ya . Yeah, exactly. Nice to see you, jimmy. [ light laughter ] jimmy nice to see you jimmy in my office. How are ya . Jimmy yeah. Tell me, you get into it and i love listening listening to the podcast cause i go, oh, thats such a great question. And i feel like, oh, youre just youre right in it. And youre in there with the guests, but then reading it is a different type of enjoyment. Well this is wild because the book, you know, thanks to my producer and Business Partner brendan mcdonald, who has this memory, he like remember he remembers all these conversations, like i have them and then theyre gone really. You know what i mean, like ill kind of know i talked to you today, tomorrow, but no, no, its not an insult, i just have jimmy yeah it is so what we did was jimmy im in the book actually. Yeah oh, are you . Jimmy yeah. That was in it. [ laughter ] jimmy talking about of course it is waiting for the punch jimmy waiting for the punchline . Wait, wait, whoa, dude, see thats right the poetry, what do i got to explain it to you for . Jimmy sorry, no, you dont have to explain it so like what we did was we made themes. So theres chapters, growing up, sexuality, identity, relationships, parenting, addiction, mental health, failure, success, mortality, life lessons. And we took bits and pieces from the conversations that are are relative to the theme and theyre just together in each chapter. So you read it, and it theres a lot of different people talking. Like, youve got springsteen, obama, Kristen Wiig Jimmy yep. Leslie jones. Jimmy yep. Louie, you, like but when you read it, when people talk and theyre not thinking about writing, it goes into your head differently, you know, you read it and it goes right in. You know, theres no sort of kind of fancy jimmy i love it. Yeah. And i was amazed because i read the book after i, you know, wrote it. [ laughter ] and but its not i wrote the i wrote the intros and stuff, but its mostly bits of pieces from my conversations with people you can preorder it. Jimmy thank you, marc yeah, you can pre thank you, marc, were good we can preorder it, yeah. Are you going to do it . You can do it. Jimmy no, i can do it. Yeah, this is my job. Yeah, absolutely. [ light laughter ] but that means jimmy dont dont get the audiobook cause thats already out. Thats your actual show the actual podcast, right. Jimmy this is the yeah, this is the typed book of the audiobook. Are we done, is this it . Jimmy no, theres more. Okay, okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy because heres your problem but that felt like a closer to me. Jimmy no okay, oh, im sorry. [ light laughter ] jimmy i feel like the closer cause thats when it happens, be like, and now, youre just going to leave now. [ laughter ] thats when the thing comes up. Jimmy no, no, the thing comes up and then it goes down. Itll come up again. Okay. Jimmy it comes up and down okay, okay. Jimmy i i got throwing curveballs up here. Ill sit down. Jimmy i want to say, what a what a year youve been having. Oh. Jimmy can we talk about no, i mean in a good way. Hm. Jimmy glow [ cheers ] you are fantastic in this, can i just tell you this . Thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy look at me youre fantastic in this thank you. Jimmy you really are. I mean, this is like, felt like it was written for you. It it was a was, you know, theres a guy, i didnt i didnt know about glow, i didnt know like it just, the script came jimmy gorgeous ladies of wrestling. The yeah, the gorgeous ladies of wrestling. Jimmy yep. Which is was a real its based on a real thing. Jimmy i remembered this. Yeah, you could see that theres a dock about it too, but they sent me these these scripts, you know, the part. And the guy was this beat up, sort of coked up, kind of half a failure, smoking cigarettes, been through a couple marriages and im like, i know that guy. [ laughter ] jimmy youre like ive ive been that guy. [ laughter ] so but but what was interesting about acting cause i dont really think of myself as an actor. I always wanted to do it. I did my own show on ifc for a a few years jimmy of course. But i wanted to do somebody who wasnt me and just be able to go to work and act. And the thing that was different about me and sam sylvia, the guy i played, was that he had no self awareness and he wasnt neurotic. All right, so, my acting job on that was like, ill just shut those two things off. [ laughter ] jimmy and then im the guy. Yeah and it was jimmy thats a really interesting way of acting. I cant do it in my real life because then i would be frightened, you know, id just be like, wow, i feel peaceful and kind of confident and who needs that . You know, so whats the matter . Jimmy no, im just saying, thats those are two chapters, by the way. You forgot to mention thats other one. No, yeah, no, im not holding it up again, no. Thats not how you do it. [ laughter and applause ] i will do this. But like what im it was a great experience doing glow. The women were amazing, im im the one guy with like fourteen women. Alison brie. Jimmy alison brie, oh, my god. Shes let me tell you something, dude, that that part, like i was amazed every day working with her cause that character is ernest, desperate and ambitious. And how do you make that charming, you know . So but but alison brie did it and it was like genius. Jimmy even when she wrestles herself, like oh, that was so good. And i did a lot i did a lot of scenes every day id go to work and id see her and id be like, oh, this is going to be great. You know, cause shes so good jimmy yeah, you get to watch her. Theyre all good bettys good, theyre all good. Jimmy i know, but you cant watch you because you are you, but you are good. I watch myself. I did all right. [ laughter ] jimmy heres a clip heres marc maron and alison brie in glow streaming now on netflix. Check this out. So im fired . No are you an idiot . Youre chum. Youre youre blood in the water. Debbies the hero and youre the villain. Everybody is going to hate you. I dont want everyone to hate me. Oh, christ, crying, caring, the desperation, thats thats what makes you unbearable. Look, i dont like you strindberg. Take that in. Hold on to it. Try not giving a a lot have power in that. And relax the devil gets all the best lines. Jimmy that youre good. [ cheers and applause ] thats a good line right there. Our thanks to marc maron, his new book is available for preorder now. Thats it. Jimmy shania twain performs after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] while other Insurance Companies just see a truck, we see something youve worked really hard for. 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She has the name your price tool, and we want it. But why . Why dont we actually do any work . Why do you only own one suit . Its just the way it is, underdeveloped office character. Youre right. Thanks, bill. No, youre bill. Im tom. You know what . No one cares. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy she is a global superstar and the top selling female country artist of all time. Shes going to release her highly anticipated new album now next month. We are also happy to announce that shania will be going on tour in 2018. [ cheers and applause ] tickets go on sale august 25th. Performing swinging with my eyes closed, give it up for shania twain [ cheers and applause ] summers here bring it on another year one more beer another song comes on the radio so loud and clear you whisper come in my ear i follow like a season not afraid of what im feeling oh im swingin with my eyes closed got my hair down a wide open road im swingin with my eyes closed only god knows how far it goes fists up in the air go like we dont care swingin ha life is short nights are long nothing sure in this world till were gone fear disappears each time i close my eyes i kiss you once kiss kiss i kiss you twice its in the air were breathing oh can you taste the freedom oh oh im swingin with my eyes closed got my hair down a wide open road im swingin with my eyes closed only god knows how far it goes fists up in the air go like we dont care swingin only god knows how far im swingin with my eyes closed only god knows how far it goes fists up in the air go like we dont care fists up in the air go like we dont care swingin [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes oh, my gosh, thank you so much oh, fantastic shania twain [ cheers and applause ] fantastic now is out september 29th. Well be right back, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to katie holmes, marc maron, shania twain, one again, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] common and the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight bob odenkirk, chat and music from Country Music superstars florida georgia line. Featuring the 8g band with roy mayorga. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. Absolutely fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. 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