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And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 709 newfoundland steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness i love you, hey hot crowd hot friday night crowd, right here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] here in new york city. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it [ cheers and applause ] this is it oh, im so happy. Thank you for being here. Welcome. And heres what everybodys talking about. It was announced that donald trump jr. And Jared Kushner will testify next week about their secret meeting with the russians. [ audience oohs ] they only had one request, that the panel be the same people from o. J. s parole board. [ laughter and applause ] thats right, after being granted parole yesterday, i saw that the juice is lose was trending on twitter. [ light laughter ] when told he was trending on twitter, o. J. Said, i was whatting on what now . [ light laughter ] [ applause ] what is, what . I have no clue. This is very interesting, a new pole finds voters are split on whether theyd vote for trump or Mark Zuckerberg in 2020 . [ light laughter ] i guess voters cant decide if they want a president who spends all his time on facebook or twitter. Steve yeah. [ applause ] jimmy i just saw that usa today just did a feature on what different president s did for exercise. Yeah. For instance, george w. Bush liked to go for a jog. Obama liked to play basketball with his friends. And trump likes to go to yoga classes and watch. Steve oh, really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yeah, isnt that nice . Steve downward dog. Jimmy actually a bunch of doctors a bunch of doctors told usa today that trump is showing symptoms of sleep derivation. And some experts are even using trump as an example to raise awareness about the importance of sleep. Take a look at this. The American Medical Association would like to remind everyone that sleep is important. A lack of sleep can cause unusual symptoms such as restless arm syndrome. Unintelligible speech. Ah, ah, ah bing, bing, bing hello and acting out your boyhood dreams. [ laughter ] [ horn honking ] sleep tight, america. Jimmy isnt that nice . [ cheers and applause ] steve give me that hand. Jimmy thats fantastic, yeah. This is a nice story. You guys want to hear a nice story . Audience yeah jimmy this is nice. I read about a 91yearold Airline Mechanic who still works on planes at jfk airport. [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] passengers said, its a great story as long as he didnt work on their plane. [ applause ] stay away. Ill fix the engine okay, all right. [ light laughter ] just get him out of here. Listen to this, you guys. I read that some batterypowered fidget spinners are exploding and catching fire. [ laughter ] on the plus side, they definitely cut down on fidgeting. Because, then now theyre just [ applause ] and Mercedes Mercedes Just Announced that they are launching a luxury pickup truck. [ light laughter ] mercedes says it will be the most rugged midlife crisis car on the market. Yeah, itll be [ cheers and applause ] steve so good. Jimmy and finally, this made me laugh. It just came out that the wife of the japanese Prime Minister may have pretended not to speak english to avoid talking to trump at the g20 summit [ laughter ] when asked where she learned that trick, she said, melania. There you go, you guys. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean, come on. Hot crowd tonight steve hey jimmy thank you, roots thank you, higgins. Happy friday, everybody. Quest, ive been meaning to ask about your drumset, because its always a different kit. Questlove yeah. Jimmy and now this one, i have to know, is a little different. And what who does it and i love it. Who does it . Questlove dee and ricky. Theyre uh jimmy dee and ricky. Questlove designers from brooklyn, yeah. Jimmy oh, i love it. Questlove they make my lego stuff, too. Jimmy oh, well shout out to dee and ricky. I love that stuff. Questlove yeah. Jimmy higgins whos been who makes your podium . Steve my podium . Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] Steve Johnson and fuller. Jimmy oh, my god. Steve podium makers since 1897. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, there you go. Guys, we are playing a new lookalikes game where we ask you to send in photos of anything you see that you think resembles something else. And this rounds subject is [ light laughter ] this rounds subject is donald trump. Steve oh jimmy so it can be anything [ audience ohs ] anything you see that you think looks like donald trump. Steve right. Jimmy send it into us. For example, brittany from alstead, New Hampshire sent in a photo of this dog [ laughter and applause ] that looks like this photo of donald trump. I mean, look at that. Steve pass her the picture. Jimmy any anything like that. Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy we want to see it. Email the photo of your trump lookalike to lookalikes tonightshow. Com. Its a new bit were doing. Were going to chose our favorites and you might see them on the show. Itll be fun. [ cheers and applause ] awful to hear that story about steve horrible. Jimmy yeah, maybe. Guys, we got a big show tonight. Were always happy when this guy can pay us a visit. Were honored. I love this guy. Every time he comes, he always comes to play and hes always great. And the crowd loves him. I love him. You love him. The roots love him. Yeah, he stars in a new film called, story of a girl. Kevin bacon is here, tonight. Steve yeah come on [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i was going to i thought you were going to give me like a no, like more like fuzz. More fuzz on it, like a yeah, more like a wah, wah more sustain, more sustain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we love it when he comes here. Kevin bacon is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] [ imitates guitar ] jimmy were going to catch up with him. Plus kevin and i are going to do something fun and musical later in the show. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] steve its friday hows your neck . Hows that whiplash . [ light laughter ] jimmy its plus, joining us tonight, shes the host of the hit nbc show, world of dance. Jenna dewantatum is dropping by. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shes so talented and shes gorgeous. And we have standup from one of the greatest standup comedians living right now. I love him that much. I love him so much. Hes been on our show i think 8 times, maybe . Steve if you count jimmy well, two steve theres six times jimmy late night, he was on two steve there should be six. Jimmy six times on the tonight show. Which is a record. We just love him so much. Hes got this great standup special. Its on netflix, which is why ive had the date july 4th here. Its already out. Steve oh, thats not his album . July 4th . Jimmy no, his albums not called july 4th. Steve oh, i thought it was a patriotic album. [ light laughter ] cause its kind of like red, white and blue. Jimmy yeah, no, but this thats not even nate, thats somebody else. [ light laughter ] no, im just kidding. No, that is nate. That is nate. Steve thats john bargatze. Jimmy that is nate, but it already came out july 4th on netflix and its a big hit. And, yeah, hes a big deal. Nate bargatze is here, everyone. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its called, the standups. I just love the guy. Hes really creative and cool and different and i just love him. Hes one of my favorites. Hey, guys, today is friday and thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. You know, i check in my inbox. I return some emails there. Steve sure. Jimmy and of course i send out thank you notes. And i was running a bit behind [ cheers and applause ] so i thought, if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys . [ cheers ] thank you very much. James, can i get some thank you note write wow. Steve oh, wow. [ light laughter ] its like his jimmy is that is that a a wax figure . Steve yeah. Jimmy a wax figure. Steve wax on, wax off. Jimmy yeah, man. Wax off . [ light laughter ] wax on, i get it. I know, i mean it. Wax off. Yeah, hey, james, can i get some thank you note writing music please . Steve hes got a little smile. Jimmy fantastic. Steve theres that impish grin. Jimmy fantastic. Just the best, hes the best. Steve you touched his heart. Jimmy he does kids parties, everything steve kids parties, everything. Jimmy whatever you need, james will be there for you. [ light laughter ] steve i saw him at jimmy warms the heart. Steve warms the cuckholds of your heart. Jimmy yeah. Warms the cockles the cockles of your heart. Steve sure, sure, that too. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, the bachelorette for being down to the last three men and getting us one step closer to finally knowing who will end up on dancing with the stars. [ light laughter ] i always i always wonder. [ applause ] steve i always wonder. Jimmy oh, its probably that dude. Steve oh, its him. Jimmy howre you doing . My names ted and im an entrepreneur. [ light laughter ] hi, my names joey and im an entrepreneur. [ light laughter ] we put a why is rachel why is she doing this thing . Steve i dont know. I dont jimmy we put rachel in a a house with thirty entrepreneurs. [ laughter ] steve sad, its sad. Jimmy hi, im ted jay and im also an entrepreneur. Thank you, gust of wind when the subway pulls into the station, for managing to be the most refreshing and nauseating experience at once. [ laughter and applause ] steve hey oh, that is rich jimmy thank you, windmills, for being an ancient Energy Technology we use to block golf balls. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, hitchhikers, for looking like you just really approve of everyones cars. [ laughter and applause ] cool ride, man. [ honking ] whats up . [ honking ] oh, cool. [ light laughter ] hey, look, a truck [ honking ] good one, fred. Oh, look a model t ford [ honking ] steve ahooga ahooga mythanks, higgins. [ light laughter ] hey, look an airplane [ imitates airplane ] jimmy no, higgins, not you again steve oh, my bad. [ light laughter ] jimmy just trying to test fred out there with the sound effects. [ light laughter ] youve got to be [ bleep ] kidding me. Jimmy hey, come on [ cheers and applause ] steve hey jimmy thats the time steve hey [ cheers and applause ] jimmy exact exactly. Fred is our fred is our computer. Steve yes. Jimmy that runs all this. Steve well thats siri, who should say shes sorry. Jimmy no, that, no, that was that was that was thats fred. [ light laughter ] steve family. Jimmy fred is like our our space steve its like hal. Jimmy hal, yeah, thats our fred, yeah. Thank you, ty cobb, for being trumps new lawyer. And for letting me know what it would look like if David Crosbys moustache took viagra. Well, very interesting. Steve whoa [ applause ] jimmy thank you, pull strings on blinds. When i want the blinds to open or close, im always going to pull the wrong one. So thank you very much. [ laughter and applause ] were down to our last thank you note. Steve oh. Thank you, jimmy jimmy hey, thank you, sir. [ light laughter ] see, thats the type of love that we need. Steve thats the type of love you need. Jimmy where you sitting, buddy . Where are you . [ cheers and applause ] thank you, jimmy. Woo thank you, i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, empty ice cube tray. Or as i like to call you, the next guys problem. There you guys have it those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] no, please, please, oh shrieks in terror heavy breathing and snorting no, no. The running of the bulldogs . Surprising. Whats not surprising . How much money aleia saved by switching to geico. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. To tinto a flamecker youll need a spark. New emergenc energy to focus your mind. 7 b vitamins plus vitamin c to fortify you. Spark the energy within you every day. Emergenc energy . Emerge and see. Allthat was amazing. E sitting. The ceiling is all spider webs. We missed grandpas 99th birthday. Im actively trying to stand up right now. 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M [ cheers and applause ] how many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man how many roads must a minivan have before its a regular van how much sand must a beach have before you say hey thats way too much sand the answer my friend is blowin in the wind the answer is blowin in the wind [ cheers and applause ] how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood how blurry must a gorilla photo be to be confused with bigfoot how could you clap without hurting yourself if you were captain hook the answer my friend is blowin in the wind the answer is blowin in the wind what is your favorite u2 album my favortie is joshua tree what is your second favorite u2 album i think mine is achtung baby what is your third favorite u2 album it is war please please stop asking me the answer my friend is blowin in the wind the answer is blowin in the wind if train a leave the station at 10 00 a. M. And an hour later so does train b train a is traveling 60 Miles Per Hour train b is traveling at 18 then what is the time at which train a is passed by train b the answer my friend is 2 00 p. M. The answer is 2 00 p. M. [ cheers and applause ] whoa youre not taking these. Hey, hey, hey youre not taking those. Whoa, whoa youre not taking that. Come with me. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Mom, im taking the subaru. Dont be late. Even when were not there to keep them safe, our Subaru Outback will be. vo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Get your dorm room ready and take an extra 15 off. Twin xl bedding sets are only 42. 49 desk lamps are just 21. 24 and a keurig mini is 67. 99. Game on. Kohls. Degree ultracleardorant black white. S of clothes. No yellow stains on white clothes. No white marks on black clothes. Degree ultraclear black white. It wont let you down. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Our first guest is a golden globe winning actor starring in the new film story of a girl which premieres this sunday at 8 00 p. M. On lifetime. Please welcome the very talented kevin bacon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy kevin bacon thank you for coming back to the show. You know we love having you. I love doing it. Jimmy youre a stud. I just love you. Thank you for doing first draft of rock every time. Thats got to be maybe the sixth or fifth one weve done, right . I think its five. But im losing count, yeah. Were going to have to start having like a best of album like a greatest hits album you know. Jimmy dude i would love to tour. That would be great. Oh, like a tour. Jimmy yeah. And now we got your beautiful wife Kyra Sedgwick in on the act. [ cheers and applause ] yeah its so fun and you know, she really took it very serious. One of the great things about doing those things, theres video to look at, and shes like, yeah, but on this one she leans in and then her hands do this. Jimmy i love that. Yeah shes really into it. Jimmy well, you know how specific we get with these like things. I know theyre like silly little bits, but we get down to wearing the wristwatch and man, oh, man. Who knew your wife had such a a great voice. She can sing man. She was actually when we first put the Bacon Brothers together, she sat in with us for like a couple of shows. And then, like some guy ran on stage wearing a coffee filter on his head at some show, and she got flipped out, and she quit the band. [ light laughter ] jimmy she quit the band. Yeah, shes the first person to quit the Bacon Brothers band. Shes kind of like our pete best or [ laughter ] jimmy she left the band yeah, absoutley. We always talk about food when you come on because, well, your last name is bacon. And [ light laughter ] ns we talk about one of your favorite bacon dishes are, and you said at one point, blt. Yeah, blt is a comfort food. Jimmy yeah, everyone loves a blt. Thats my favorite sandwich. [ cheers and applause ] thats because of you. But then last time you said you invented a new sandwich. You added avocado. Right. Jimmy and you called it a a blat. Right. Jimmy and you go i go thats is that sounds like and ive had it. And its the best sandwich. Now youve invented something new. What is this . This is the blast. [ light laughter ] this is bacon, lettuce, avocado, smoked salmon and tomato. [ cheers ] jimmy this is what people want to see [ cheers and applause ] this is what they want yeah, but im also [ cheers and applause ] yeah, i know. Theyre amazing. But im also working on something called a bloat. Which is bacon, lettuce, avocados, olives and tomato. And then theres also a blast off. Blaken lettuce, avocado, smoked salmon, tomato, olives and fresh fries. [ cheers and applause ] this is called way too much time on my hands. Jimmy where is my buddy that hugged me earlier . You want to come down and try a a little bit of this sandwich . [ cheers and applause ] my old buddy. I dont know him. Dont know him . No he just said thank you and then just yelled it out. I thought maybe he could try. Come on over. He looks like a hungry dude. Jimmy hes a good dude. How are you doing . Good to see you again, buddy. Thanks this is kevin bacon. Yeah. Jimmy here you can sit down. Take a seat over there. [ cheers and applause ] giving up the hugs. Yeah. Jimmy you like smoked salmon . I like smoked salmon. Jimmy whats your name . Brandon. Jimmy brandon, very good. Where are you from brandon . York, pennsylvania. Im living in jersey right now, though. Jimmy hey thats cool, jerseys great. Give it a shot. Your first blat. Yeah. [ light laughter ] Jimmy Brandon, didnt seem like a real good bite. It felt like, honestly, we didnt do anything. I ate dinner. But like, this is actually pretty good. Jimmy you already ate dinner but it still tastes pretty good. Yeah. I dont think he likes it. Jimmy i dont think he likes it. [ laughter ] let me try, let me try. I dont like tomatos he dont like tomatoes. [ laughter ] Jimmy Brandon here we go, here we go. This is good. Ready, im going to try, this is a blast. The brandon blast. Yeah. Mmhmm. Jimmy mmhmm. Thats banging. [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Brandon, you can take that with you. Thats a souvenir. [ cheers and applause ] he didnt like it. Jimmy i loved it. [ applause ] now, kevin, talk to me about this movie. This is very its very topical. And kyra directed. Yes, its kyras first thing shes directed. You know, people like to say, whats the secret to a good marriage . I cant stand that question. I never answer it. Im done answering it. But i can say some things you dont want to do in a marriage. Like leaving the toilet seat up. And one of them is saying, i told you so. I have to say that i always told her that she would be a a great director, and that she would enjoy the hell out of it. And i was right. And i actually can say i told you so. [ cheers ] jimmy it is great. She enjoyed it. She loved doing it . She loved doing it. And she absolutely crushed it. Its a really, really great movie. Its about a young girl who makes a sex tape when shes very, very young, and cuts to her life three years later and its sort of about how that has affected her and her family and her relationship. Its really a movie about forgiveness. Its a beautiful film on lifetime. Jimmy how is it about forgiveness . Its just forgiveness to forgiveness to the people that have hurt you and also, most importantly, forgiving yourself, and theres a really interesting family dynamic thats going on. And the actings great. My daughter sosies in it. She has a part. And my son travis scored it, wrote the music. Jimmy its family affair. Its a family affair. Jimmy yeah, see. [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about, man. We always love you. I want to show a clip. Heres kevin bacon in story of a girl. Take a look. Is he here every night . Oh no, not every night. Was it a recent breakup . Youre too young to have a a past. It was like three years ago. Three years . That would have made you a a felony . Yeah. Its a long story. Of all the gin joints no . Nothing. Jimmy kevin bacon, everybody. Watch story of a girl this sunday at 8 00 p. M. On lifetime. Well be right back with Jenna Dewan Tatum. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] women are amazing. We run marathons. Companies. Solve problems. How . We eat. Every. Single. Day. We dont doubt it. We own it. Present. Youre always itthinking about it. S always what if my cancer comes back . Ive been working on this therapy for 5 years now and were getting ready to go to the clinic. My son definitely keeps me fighting. I want to be there for him when he needs me. Thats what motivates me. I want to see patients have gray hair. I see myself growing old with my pink hair. That to me, is enough to keep going. Now, the world is your diner. Whoa yeah. 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Right now get zero percent apr plus 1,000 dollars Summer Savings on the lincoln mkx, mkc and mkz [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a talented actress, and dancer, who hosts the hugely popular show world of dance which airs tuesdays i know, its great. Tuesdays at 10 00 p. M. Right here on nbc. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jenna Dewan Tatum. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jenna yes jimmy welcome thank you thank you. Jimmy you look gorgeous. Welcome. Thank you for being here. Oh, my goodness. I want to say congratulations on world of dance. Thank you. Jimmy this is a giant hit show. [ cheers and applause ] and we love it because its on nbc. Right before. Jimmy and its right before us. So we really appreciate it. Thank you so much. Aw, thank you for having me. Im so excited to be here. Jimmy please. Were dying to have you here. Thank you. Jimmy its so much fun. I want to get into it. Because people who havent seen it, youre looking for the worlds greatest dancer. Yes. In the world. Jimmy and theres a a winner in the world. And the winner gets a million dollars. A million dollars. [ cheers and applause ] which, by the way jimmy i know. As you know that doesnt happen for a a dancer. You could work your entire life and not make a million dollars. Its not compensated in the right way. So this was a huge deal for us. We just wanted to be a part of it. Jimmy because you are a a dancer. Yes. Jimmy but, like, if this competition was around when you were like out doing because i want to talk about Janet Jackson for a second, too. Yes. Are you a massive janet fan . Like jimmy i am a janet fan. Yes i mean, im like the number five, four, three, two. I saw it in your eyes, i was, like, mmhmm, yeah. Jimmy yeah, i love rhythm nation. Yeah. Yeah. Amazing. Jimmy what tour were you on with Janet Jackson . I did all for you which was 2001, i think. Some janet fans going to correct me on that. But i think it was 2001 and it was like dream come true. I mean it was like my oprah vision board moment. Jimmy oh, yeah. You know, i learned it from the tv when i was in high school. I was, like, obsessed with janet. Jimmy shes the greatest. The best. Shes the best. Jimmy i worked with her on saturday night live. We did a sketch called cork soakers. Oh, my god. Jimmy and she was fantastic. [ light laughter ] isnt she disarming, too . Youre just, like, youre disarmed by her essence. Youre just like, oh jimmy shes awesome. And shes janet, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy but then so, yeah, for me, this show would have been like ultimate dream to be on. It was just i was, like, i have to do this. That was the main goal. Jimmy but this is great because then you seen youve kind of been through the whole thing. You got to talk to these people, these contestants. And you go yeah. Jimmy you know, its because its emotional, too. If they dont make it and if they do make it. Its both sides. I understand it. I cry with them, i laugh with them. Im like an annoying cheerleader to them backstage. [ light laughter ] im like its like theyre all my kids. Jimmy yeah, i know. You know, its like im a a mama bear back there. Because i know what it feels like. Ive had to go out, ive had to perform, high stakes like this. I mean, some of them are 14. Jimmy have you ever made a a mistake like on the janet tour . Well, yes. Jimmy but no one saw. Well, just the whole concert. So you know, a stadium. I was doing, i fall all the time on stage and in life. Its something that happens. Jimmy that makes us besties. [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] im, like, graceful then i fall. But i was doing all right. You know all right dont make me sing on this show. [ laughter ] jimmy no, please. But you know what im talking about. Jimmy yeah, like a im doing the dance. Im up on a platform. I take a step, i fall directly into the audience. Jimmy off the stage . On the fans. Yes, off the stage. Like you see me, you dont see me. [ light laughter ] like, i just literally went like on the ground. Jimmy this is prestage diving. This is pre yeah, this was not a stage dive. Jimmy not nirvana. This is not pearl jam. Yeah, this is thiss was like yeah. Jimmy you fell. I fell. I totally fell. And for the next week, janet and all the dancers were rewinding it and playing it and laughing at me. [ light laughter ] and one of the janet fans came to the next concert with like a a shirt made of me, like, a a stick figure, like, falling off the stage. [ light laughter ] it was so embarrassed. You know, im 19. This is like the most embarrassing thing. Jimmy yes. Ive fallen so many times, though, like jimmy so you never yeah. But this, i think its just a a great show. Its fun. Also we love Jennifer Lopez so much. Oh, yes. Jimmy and i should say derek hough, too, is coming on the show august 8th with the winner. Ooh jimmy after the show hes going to come on our show and perform so it should be good. [ cheers and applause ] i love derek. That will be so good. Jimmy Jennifer Lopez is so much fun and i love her. Im telling you all its just a a good the chemistrys great. You got a good crew of people. I want to show a clip. Heres Jenna Dewan Tatum encouraging some of the junior contestants on world of dance. Take a look at this. Your intensity, youre amazing. What you do is otherworldly, go out there, kill it. Thank you. Good luck. Thank you so much. All right, its your turn wish i was special you two soloists over here with your emotion. Oh, my gosh that was so good. That was beautiful. Eva you two are our divisional finalists. You will go headtohead in the next of the Championship Finals ah [ cheers and applause ] yes. Jimmy eva yeah, its like the mom tone. Jimmy eva come here, eva come here. Come here and hug me. Give me a hug. Eva you did such a good job you really are. They have a montage of me hugging. They actually were like, maybe like one less hug an episode. Jimmy no, all you need is love. Come on. Jimmy thats what we want. Thank you. Jimmy give it up. Give people love. Thank you. Jimmy thats all you need. Thank you. I will. Jimmy one quick thing before you leave, madonna was on the show and i asked her to teach me a dance move because i need a goto dance move if i go to a wedding or something. Uhhuh. Jimmy or the club. Im always at the club. [ light laughter ] and i always need like a dance move that im always going to do at the club. Okay. Jimmy and so she gave me a a dance move. And ive used it ever since for years now. Its kind of getting a little tired. I need a new dance move. Okay, you need a new dance move. Jimmy do i show you the one she taught me . I mean, get up. Lets try something. Lets dance. [ cheers and applause ] all right. So jimmy yeah. Kind of like the tatum move. Jimmy the tatum move. Okay, good, i like that. We do this a lot. Its a body roll. [ cheers ] its got and then you got to jimmy no, no, wait, i cant do this. Shoulders. Jimmy shoulders back. [ laughter ] yeah. Then stick your butt out. Jimmy stick my butt out. So shoulders. And then you can, like, move with it. [ cheers and applause ] you got it. Jimmy janet janet youre doing it jimmy keep going, janet. You got it. Jimmy Jenna Dewan Tatum, everybody. World of dance airs tuesdays at 10 00 p. M. On nbc. Natee bargatze performs standup for us next. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] with advil, youll ask what twisted ankle . What muscle strain . Advil makes pain a distant memory nothing works faster stronger or longer what pain . Advil. What are all these different topped loaded meals . Its an american favorite on top of an american favorite, alice. Its mozzarella sticks on top of grilled chicken. Its cajun shrimp on top of steak. Its Labor Day Weekend on top of the fourth of july. Hotdogs. Its abe lincoln on top of george washington. Yonder. Its rodeos on top of rollercoasters. Its favorites on favorites, alice. 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Girls tops and bottoms only 6. 80 boys tees are 10. 19 and kids sneakers are just 21. 24 game on. Kohls. You never know whatll inspire you. The rhythm of the waves. The language, the laughter. Or the noise in the night. I take it all with me, and give it all back. Experience moe as a member. The marriott portfolo has 30 brands in over 110 countries so no matter where you go, you are here. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by one of our favorites. His comedy special is currently available in netflixs new series the standups. Everyone, please welcome back to the show, the very funny Nate Bargatze. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you, everybody. Thats very nice. Ah, all right. So my last name is bargatze. I know nothing about the history of my family. Ive never like really looked into it. So i asked a greatuncle, told me pretty wild story. We had a guy in our family that got he got killed, got murdered, actually, by a a sickle. Like the thing the grim reaper carries . And this is like the 1 1800s, too, just so you dont have to feel its not a a recent story. [ light laughter ] were over it as a family. [ laughter ] so the guy it was his own fault, too. The guys nickname, they called him two thumbs. Two thumbs bargatze. And the reason they called him that is because he had two thumbs on one hand, but still had the other thumb. So not even a good nickname. [ laughter ] im two thumbs bargatze. Everybody but him is two thumbs bargatze. Hes the only not two thumbs weve ever had in the history of our family. [ laughter ] so i can tell you he was a a troublemaker. Two thumbs, he was hooking up with this guys wife. So he was at her house, he leaves. The neighbor sees him. He gives him two thumbs, one hand up, you know. And the neighbor is like all right. [ light laughter ] the husband gets home. The neighbor was like, hey, your wifes cheating on you with this dude. And he was like, whos the guy . And he was like, i dont know his name, but he had two thumbs on one hand, if that helps. [ laughter ] and, you know, the guy was like, that helps a lot. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, i didnt know you were going to be that specific. So i know exactly who it is. So two thumbs was at home this is all what i was told. He was at home, he was gardening, he was extra good at gardening, and hes sitting there. Hes gardening, and the sickles there and then he kills him with it. And thats it. Thats basically it. But heres the lesson. All right, guys . The lesson is if youre doing something shady thats not the time to stand out, you know . [ laughter ] like dont you dont want to be different then. Put your dumb hand in your pocket. [ light laughter ] i mean, if i had three legs and was going to rob a bank, im going to be the getaway driver. Im not going to gallop in the bank with all three legs. [ applause ] just blend in. Thats the real message. Just dont stand out. Just blend in. Sometimes you cant help it, though. Ive had it where, i had it recent i was getting coffee and i like iced coffee with milk. Nothing crazy. And i went to order it. You know when you order something and the guy looks at you weird . And youre like, im pretty sure he doesnt know what i just said. But youre both touching the credit card so youre just too far into it. And youre like, all right, lets see what he thinks he heard. [ laughter ] and i go to the end of the counter to get my drink and he gives me milk with ice in it. [ laughter ] i had to ask him, i was like, what is that . Hes like, its milk with ice in it. [ light laughter ] and i was like, do i look like a psycho to you, dude . [ laughter ] ive never drank milk publicly in the history of my life. Ive never once in my life been in public and thought, you know what i could go for right now . Id like a cup of milk. Id like a cup of milk. Id like to drink it out of a a clear cup so other adults know exactly what im drinking. [ laughter and applause ] i was also wondering if you could put a straw in it. Something i havent done in maybe 35 years. And i thought we should do that again right now. And i was wondering if you could put milk in it and ice and then, you know, thats something that i dont know if youre allowed to do. But i would like to try that now in front of all these people that ive never met before. [ light laughter ] the bad part about this is its happened twice. [ light laughter ] all right . And, you know, the first time, thats a lot. Thats a lot for it to happen. And the second time, you start looking at yourself. You start thinking like, i dont know if i know how to order. Im not ordering correctly, you know . I thought it was going to happen a third time. There was a third time. And she put the drink down. I was like, this is unbelievable. I was like, theyre against me. And but she just put too much milk into it. And she told me that. It was a very honest moment. She like set it down. Were both looking at it. [ light laughter ] and she just is like, feels like a lot of milk, doesnt it . [ laughter ] and i was like just looked at it. And i you know, was like, not as much as usual, but it does still feel like a lot. [ laughter ] all right, thank you guys so much. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, no oh, no that is Nate Bargatze Nate Bargatze his standup special is available to stream now on netflix. Nate bargatze. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] day 13. If only this were as easy as saving 600 when you switch to progressive. Winds stirring. Too treacherous for a selfie. [ camera shutter clicks ] sure, ive taken discounts to new heights with safe driver and paperless billing. But the prize at the top is worth every last breath. Here we go. [ grunts ] got em. Ahh. Wait a minute. Whole wheat waffles . [ crying ] why Award Winning interface. Award winning design. Award winning engine. The volvo xc90. The most awarded luxury suv of the century. This july visit your local volvo dealer to receive sommar savings of up to 4,500. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was just fantastic, man. Please come back, every Nate Bargatze, how great is that . [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to kevin bacon, jenna dewantatum, Kyra Sedgwick, Nate Bargatze [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight kate mckinnon, from atlanta, actor brian tyree henry, author janet mock, featuring the 8g band with eric moore. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Attorney general Jeff Sessions testified today before the Senate Intelligence committee. 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