And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 707 santa rosa steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd tonight. Hot crowd tonight. [ cheers ] welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, baby. This is it, man. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Oh, its fun. Gonna be a great one tonight, you guys. Well, here, first, heres what people are talking about, all right. I saw that a Magazine Article just came out that said donald trump jr. Is miserable. [ laughter ] and he wants his dads presidency to be over. [ laughter ] it was in the section, stars, theyre just like us. [ laughter and applause ] People Magazine did a big feature on don jr. And it says that he likes to spend his weekends at a rustic cabin in upstate new york. [ light laughter ] he said the only thing he doesnt like about the cabin is when hillary shows up in a a hockey mask and chases him around the lake. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it turns out in college, don jr. Would reportedly get into drunken fights where he would say, do you have any idea who i am . [ light laughter ] then his father would say, uh, eric . [ laughter and applause ] don jr. You named me after you. Meanwhile, a new book just came out claiming that last summer, President Trump yelled at former Campaign ManagerPaul Manafort and said, you treat me like a baby. [ audience oohs ] but trump said it wasnt a a complaint, it was an order. You, treat me like a baby. [ laughter and applause ] just hold just hold me. Cradle me. Kiss my belly. [ laughter ] steve what . Jimmy kiss my belly. [ laughter ] thats weird. This is pretty big. It came out that trump held a a second secret meeting with Vladimir Putin. [ audience oohs ] trumps former Campaign ManagerCorey Lewandowski went on fox and friends this morning to discuss it. But it seems like all he talked about was melania. Just take a look. Watch this. Our best representative, who is stunningly beautiful and incredibly intelligent, sat next to Vladimir Putin at the request of the german chancellor. Our president , he got up and he walked over and saw his beautiful wife, the first lady of the united states, who by the way, speaks five languages, is incredibly beautiful and is incredibly intelligent and is a a great representative of our country. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and if shes listening right now, i want her to know that your husband doesnt deserve you, and im very available. [ laughter and applause ] shes funny, charming. She makes me laugh. She makes me feel like a kid again. Of course, right now, another big story is the Republican Health care plan. On monday, they couldnt get enough votes to pass it. Then yesterday their plan b to just repeal obamacare fell apart. So, now theyre considering plan c, letting obamacare fail. And it turns out republicans have prepared even more backup plans after that. For example, plan d is repeal obamacare, then mail everyone a a packet of emergencec. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, well thats good. Jimmy that works. Steve yeah. Jimmy plan e is threaten to tweet out game of thrones spoilers if the bill doesnt pass. [ laughter and applause ] ill do it. I will do it. And finally, plan f is eliminate obamacare and then pray that oprah just gives Everyone Health care. [ cheers and applause ] come on, oprah come on just do it. Listen to this. Theres a small Tropical Storm in the atlantic thats officially called Tropical Storm don. [ light laughter ] which is odd, because our president actually just started his own Weather Channel to track the storm. Donald, what is happening in your neck of the woods . Thanks, jimmy. [ cheers ] as usual, the name on everyones lips is don. Okay . Everywhere i go, i overhear people talking about how don is scary or unpredictable and destructive. And that was before the storm even got its name. But thats fine. Anyway, lets take a look, lets take a look at this beautiful storm, okay . Its been forming over the atlantic for about 72 hours, which basically is how long i like to shake hands, okay . Look. [ laughter ] i know i know this thing seems bad, but its probably going to break apart and disappear just like the Republican Healthcare bill, okay . [ laughter and applause ] but just to be safe and make sure don doesnt get anywhere near florida, officials are renaming the entire state melania. [ laughter and applause ] oh well, back to you, jimmy. Jimmy thank you very much. Thank you, mr. President. Thats fantastic. Isnt that great . Mike ogorman right there. Thats a great impression. That was unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, i saw that tomorrow is supposed to feel like the mid 90s. [ audience oohs ] you know, when everyones huddled around the tv waiting for the o. J. Verdict. [ laughter and applause ] were doing this again . Thats right, tomorrow, o. J. Simpson will have his big parole hearing. And a former correctional officer at o. J. s prison called it, a cruise ship with barbed wire. [ light laughter ] when they heard that, carnival was like, great, now we need a a new slogan. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, thats our thing. Cruise ship barbed wire. Check this out, crystal pepsi is coming back to stores this august. Thats right. We have an o. J. Hearing and crystal pepsi. At this point im expecting to see a furby doing the macarena. [ laughter and applause ] did you see this last night . I saw Chris Christie caught a a foul ball at the mets game. [ light laughter ] i guess he did it by sitting all by himself in a section that he closed off to everyone but him. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i got it, i got it. This made me laugh. In the u. K. , a man on a scooter tried to scam some insurance money by getting hit by a car. And i think his acting could use a little work. Check this out. [ Engine Running ] jimmy oh, here he is. Whats that sound . Steve oh, heyoh [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy and the Academy Award doesnt go to [ laughter ] get this, you guys. An 86yearold woman was arrested this week for shoplifting at a walmart while still wearing an ankle monitor from a prior arrest. [ laughter ] instead of taking her to jail, police crowned her queen of walmart. [ applause ] when asked how she got in to begin with, the store said, if we had to kick out every walmart shopper with an ankle monitor, itd never end. [ laughter and applause ] hey, i saw that despacito just hit the record for the most streamed song ever. [ scattered cheers ] it also set the record for the most popular song that people sing one word to and mumble the rest. [ laughter and applause ] this is crazy. You see this . A guy was driving in russia and he comes across a motorcycle with a very interesting passenger in the side car. Did you see this . Steve yeah. Jimmy take a look at this. [ speaking russian ] jimmy its real, look at that. [ speaking russian ] jimmy the crazy thing is, that video was actually taken by another bear. Steve really . [ applause ] jimmy theyre trained and finally, i saw that two new harry potter books are coming out to mark the 20th anniversary of the first book. [ cheers ] two new ones. Two new books are a twopart series called, youll buy anything that says harry potter. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show for you tonight. Give it up for the roots, right there. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what a show. What a show we have tonight. It is unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] hey steve wow. Jimmy thats right, ill be performing some bsides from my one man show tonight on the show. Steve oh, my gosh. Jimmy exclusively. If i were a singer no, this guy this guy can do it all. Hes part of the amazing cast of Christopher Nolans world war ii film, dunkirk. Its out this friday. Hes just fantastic. Harry styles is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah harry jimmy and also, his solo album is out as well. [ cheers and applause ] and its a great album. Its fantastic. Have you given it a listen . Steve im going to now. Jimmy its so good. I would say, meet me in no, oh, carolina might be my favorite. [ cheers ] but two ghosts is his new single. But he came out with sign of the times. And that was its just dont you get the cover . You get it . Its like a necklace steve right. Jimmy from somebody. Maybe its his cross to bear. Steve ooh. [ audience oohs ] jimmy this is how fantastic the record is. All sorts of easter eggs. Here he is. [ light laughter ] steve whats he doing . Jimmy here he is playing in the bath tub. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, hes just a a little shaver. Jimmy so many fun surprises. Plus, shes super funny. She stars in the new movie landline. Jenny slate is stopping by. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and we love her. She always makes me laugh. Then we have music from one of the most legendary bands in rock history. Im talking tommy. Im talking quadrophenia. Live at leeds. Whos next . If you care about rock n roll, if you want to know what live music is, if you want to go see a concert that youll never forget, youve gotta see them. Theyre on tour right now. Theyre doing a summer residency in las vegas. The who is here, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] where are they playing in vegas . If you want to get your tickets to vegas, go see them at the coliseum at Caesars Palace. Theyre there for a residency in august. And itsjust its a crusher, crusher concert. If youve never seen them steve theyre fantastic. Jimmy rehearsal today, they are going to i dont know if tvs are ready for what theyre about to do. [ light laughter ] they are so loud and so rock n roll, that your Television Set i apologize in advance. We cant take responsibility for that. Steve we have to get a a waiver. Jimmy tonight, were going to break every Television Set in america. Steve what . Jimmy thats what its all about. [ cheers and applause ] and theyre also going to do an extra song for the web. [ cheers and applause ] so check out our Youtube Channel after their performance, you get to see it on youtube. And theyll probably break computer screens as well. Steve i hope. Jimmy yeah. And heres how you know you made it. Look at this right here. Roger daltrey has his own champagne. Steve oohh la la. Jimmy champanya, as i like to call it. And if you get this champagne, proceeds go to teen cancer america. Its the charity that he started with pete townsend. [ cheers and applause ] i love them. Theyre great dudes. Theyre rock n roll royalty. I love them so much. Guys, we live in a branddriven society. Name recognition is everything. The problem is what makes a a good name for one thing might make a bad name for something else. Or a great name for something else. Steve wow jimmy with that in mind, its time for a segment we call good name, bad name, great name. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] good name bad name great name yes steve nice segue. Jimmy first up we have [ light laughter ] steve that just rolls off the tongue. Jimmy smooth. Steve it sounded like it came from your soul. Jimmy thank you, i appreciate that. I appreciate that. Like, let me show you whats up. First, we have ub40. Thats a good name for a band. Steve yeah. Jimmy its a bad name for a a birthday party. [ laughter ] great name for trumps approval rating. [ applause ] yeah, ub40. Next up we have friskies. Well, thats a good name for a a cat food. Its bad name for an hr department. [ laughter ] steve that is bad. Jimmy its great name for a a tsa agent. [ laughter and applause ] here you go, just let me on the plane. Just let me on the plane, please. After that, we have yankees, there you go. [ cheers and applause ] that is a good name for a a baseball team. That is a bad name for a a massage parlor. Steve what . [ laughter ] yankees jimmy that is a its a a great name for trumps handshakes. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. Steve get in here. Jimmy up next we have white walker. Well, thats a good name for an evil character on game of thrones. Its a bad name for a sneaker company. [ laughter ] its a great name for mike pence on a treadmill. [ laughter and applause ] white walker. Steve hes a white walker. Jimmy up next we have eight is enough. That is a good name for a a sitcom. Its a bad name for a finger surgeon. [ laughter ] a great name for the number of people at don jr. s meeting with in russia. [ laughter and applause ] well, there you go. Eight is bring a couple. I dont remember any of this. Steve whos on speakerphone . Jimmy i dont remember anything. Next we have fallout. Thats a good name for a video game. Bad name for a mens hair growth product. [ laughter ] great name for what happens when male athletes forget to wear a jock strap. [ laughter and applause ] steve heyoh the ball is on the field [ laughter ] jimmy all right. [ laughter ] finally, we have all in the family. Well, that is a good name for a a tv show. Its a bad name for a dating app. [ laughter ] its a great name for a trump board meeting. There you go, everybody. That is good name, bad name, great name. Well be right back with harry styles, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] the ford summer sales event is in full swing. They are not listening to me. Watch this. Who wants ice creeaaaaaam . 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This weekend you can see his big screen debut in Christopher Nolans world war ii drama dunkirk which opens everywhere in theaters and imax on friday. Please welcome, harry styles. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there he is, harry styles is here [ cheers and applause ] welcome back to the show. Its always great to see you. Thanks for having me. Jimmy congrats on everything thank you for that. Jimmy oh, yeah. We love you. [ cheers and applause ] they love you, we love you. I was very happy i got to spend a week with you. Yeah, that was fun. Jimmy do you remember me . Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy we hosted saturday night live together. You were the musical guest and i was the host and it was i thought it was so fun hanging out with you because were Like Neighbors when we were doing it. Yeah. Jimmy right . Were like it was nice. Jimmy our dressing rooms were right next to each other. I totally enjoyed it. You were great in sketches as well. You did sketches, which you didnt have to do. [ cheers ] you helped me with the party at my parents house. That was my first war movie. Jimmy yeah, it was party at my parents house. Dunkirk is the second one. Yeah first one is that was a good one. Oh oh oh oh party at my parents house jimmy yeah, it was good. [ cheers and applause ] im available to open for you on tour as well. I appreciate it. Ill be next door. Jimmy yeah, i guess, yeah. Next door in september. Jimmy you will . Yeah. Jimmy at radio city. Yeah. Jimmy youre doing radio city music hall . [ cheers ] im very excited for that. Jimmy are you excited about doing the big tour again . I am. Yeah, i love performing, its my favorite part of working in music. Jimmy thats just going to be so exciting. Youre doing Madison Square garden. Youre just doing the whole world. Youre going to be on tour for like i like the world. Jimmy yeah, i know. The world likes you. I just thought it was so i remember we were doing reversal for saturday night live. And no one kind of knew what kind of song you were going to put out. Everyones like, oh, its going to be a pop song, its a dance song. And then you curveballed everybody. Oh, man. [ laughter ] i loved it so much. Sign of the times is just so good. Thank you so much. Jimmy you really did it up. I loved it. [ cheers and applause ] and the video was fantastic. Thank you. I mean i flew in it. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you flew around who directed that video, do i know him or her . It was a it was a it was a collaboration of a few different people. Jimmy it was . Yeah. Jimmy and do you always think that thats the video its going to be the video, of you flying . If im honest, no. [ light laughter ] i would have been happy doing like, some sort of green screen thing. When they told me i was going to do it, the first kind of emails about it, the idea, when they sent it to me they were like, you know, youll only have to hang like 20 feet tops. [ light laughter ] and then as it kind of got closer, they were like, it might be 50 feet. And the day before, they were like, you may have to go 100 feet. Im like, okay. And then, you know, it ended up what it was. Jimmy i had no idea it was going to happen. I just want to show just a a clip. Heres a real clip of sign of the times video. Watch this. Just stop your crying its a sign of the times we got to get away from here we got to get away from here [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i just didnt see you taking off and flying. It was so well done, i loved it, but now you have the new single, two ghosts. Yep. [ cheers ] jimmy how do you top that video with two ghosts . Is it about the paranormal . Is it about yeah, yeah. Jimmy normally when people get haunted its by one ghost right. [ light laughter ] this is a thing. Thats whats so scary about this. Im really concerned about the fact theres a ghost. Jimmy yeah, exactly. And then jimmy whos over here . Theres another one. Jimmy you gotta be you gotta be you say to yourself, you have to say to yourself, youve gotta be kidding me. Now theyre almost like cancelling each other out. Jimmy yeah. Are they having conversations . Are they talking to each other . Yeah. Theyre kind of busy with each other so im not really bothered by either ghost. [ laughter ] jimmy theyre ignoring you, and youre like, hey, youre in my space, youre in my world. Give me some ghosting. Jimmy give me a little ghost time and lets talk about things. Exactly. Jimmy i just, im very excited to see the video and to i got to say, i think my jam is carolina. I know, kiwi is good too. [ light laughter ] carolina i dont know why oh, meet me in the hallway i love too. That was the first track, i listened to it and i go, and im really going to give you notes on this. Thank you. Jimmy like you care. I would take notes. Jimmy no, you wouldnt. I would listen to them. Jimmy you would listen to them. I would listen to them. Jimmy but i loved every song. Thank you very much. Jimmy it reminded me of so many people and different sounds. I go, oh, that sounds a a little no. That sounds like no. Sounds like pink floyd . No, it sounds like this. No, it kept changing. Sounds like harry nelson . No, i just loved it. It was a good mix of everything. I appreciate that. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] im happy for you. By the way. I havent seen the scooter thing, by the way. The dude jumping on to the car. Jimmy isnt that fantastic . Its a crazy thing. Jimmy i mean, thank goodness thank goodness he was okay. Yeah. A bunch of different directors worked on that video. A lot of different directors worked on that. [ laughter ] i saw a video of you performing with stevie nicks at the troubadour. And i thought that was the coolest thing [ cheers and applause ] how great was that . Was that surreal . Yeah, it was pretty crazy. It was a good night. Jimmy do you know stevie at all . I met her a couple times at some shows. Id been to a bunch of Fleetwood Mac shows and stuff. I mean, shes a total legend. So, it was definitely a a privilege. Jimmy she came on one of our first shows in 2009, when i first started i was doing late night at the time. And she gave me this jade bottle. Thats very stevie nicks. Jimmy its a jade and she said, jimmy, open the bottle and make a wish. Blow into it, make a wish and blow into it and that wish will come true. And i did. And i wont tell you what the wish was, but youre here. [ cheers and applause ] no, no, no, i made a wish and it came true. So i thought since we both know stevie, if you care you can open up the jade bottle, blow a a wish in and it will probably what if a ghost flies out . [ laughter ] jimmy thats the sequel to the song. Three ghosts. Am i blowing on this . Jimmy yes, this is all you. This is your wish. Dont tell anyone what it is. Where am i blowing . Jimmy try to get your air into the bottle. Oh, into it. And then you close it up . Jimmy yeah. You can close it up. Make a real wish. There you go. No, dont exhale through your nose, through your mouth. [ laughter ] i did mine im not wishing properly. Youre like, no, no, no. Wish better. Jimmy yeah, wish. Im thinking. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show for you tonight. Harry styles is on. Jimmy well be right back, everybody, stick around. [ cheers and applause ] well . I love it. This piece is so you. I know, right . I saw it and i was just like oh, i have to have it. Is it suede . Its suede. I love suede. 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I saw it the other night. You are fantastic my friend. [ cheers and applause ] you were very good. Thank you very much. Jimmy and the movie, itself, is just i didnt know the story about dunkirk. I dont know if yeah, it was a pretty crazy story. I think the thing with it is theres no theres no, like, crazy back stories to any of the characters, really. I think theyre a relatively blank slate. Jimmy yeah. And it means, when youre watching it, youre kind of projecting your fear. Youre almost, like, watching them, just imagining it as you, and its, you know. I found it very emotional and i was in it, so. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. I mean, from all different angles and aspects and different jobs, i got to say, the cast was fantastic. The cast is unbelievable. Jimmy shout out to the casting director [ cheers and applause ] the casting director is john papsidera. Papsidera. Jimmy who is man, oh, man im telling you when you see a a movie that has good casting, i always go, that is the greatest because sometimes you see someone that just takes you out of the movie. This thing, i didnt know. I just loved every single person, i was like [ panting ] i saw it on a 70millimeter projector. You were like, what . [ panting ] [ laughter ] jimmy i was in labor. I was in labor. It turns out it wasnt earlier this summer. [ laughter ] jimmy it is. It is. Jimmy it really is a a summer but, its like a its a you just have to check it out. I think i would go back and see it as well in imax. I have to say you have to watch it in imax. Jimmy really . Yeah, its crazy. Jimmy is it . Yes. Jimmy the thing i liked about it, i saw the 70 millimeter. Yeah. Jimmy and you can hear the projector, going like [ imitates 70 millimeter ] yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy so that was going [ imitates 70 millimeter ] and i was going [ panting ] [ laughter ] yeah, you can hear the sound effects. The cameras when youre filming, theyre quite loud. Jimmy you can. They hear [ imitates 70 millimeter ] jimmy oh, of course because its real film. Yeah. Jimmy but, man, oh, man. Christopher nolan, how is he . Is he just a tricky guy . I mean, im such a fan of his. Jimmy yeah, me too. And im just such of so many people who worked on this film, and it just felt like such a i felt so lucky to be there, to be honest. Jimmy well, what a great story, and its moving, and i just didnt really know anything about it. If you see it, its basically what the idea is these soldiers are basically trapped. Yeah. Jimmy and the germans are just killing them off, bombing them. And so what happens is these people who have boats, fisherman, local people from england who have they drive their own boats over to save the soldiers. Yeah, i think thats jimmy thats a little part of it, though. Oh. So nice to watch is its its kind of the opposite to what a traditional kind of movie set around war is. Not as being the heroes and kind of going and saving the day, its just about community, heroism, and how these small acts from civilians and the normal people who are at home coming to save as kind of together makes this massive thing. And i think it very much bears the spirit of people, and, you know, how when people come together, you can do incredible things. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a clip. Here is harry styles bigscreen debut and Christopher Nolans period war drama, dunkirk in theaters friday. Check this out. Whats wrong with your friend . Hes looking for a quick way out in case we go down. Torpedo [ gunshots ] [ yelling ] [ cheers and applause ] whohoo whoo jimmy congratulations on the thank you so much. Jimmy great reviews of the movie and your performance. [ cheers and applause ] harry styles, go see him in dunkirk in theaters and imax this friday. Congrats on the record as well. Two days jimmy cant wait, man. Jenny slate joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] day 13. If only this were as easy as saving 600 when you switch to progressive. Winds stirring. Too treacherous for a selfie. [ camera shutter clicks ] sure, ive taken discounts to new heights with safe driver and paperless billing. But the prize at the top is worth every last breath. Here we go. [ grunts ] got em. Ahh. Wait a minute. Whole wheat waffles . [ crying ] why get your dorm room ready whole wheat waffles . And take an extra 15 off. Twin xl bedding sets are only 42. 49 desk lamps are just 21. 24 and a keurig mini is 67. 99. Game on. Kohls. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a funny and talented actress who stars in the new movie, landline, which opens in select cities this weekend and everywhere august 4th. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, jenny slate. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. Hi, how are you pal . [ cheers ] hi, im great. Jimmy you look gorgeous. Thank you. Jimmy thank you so much for coming back. How is your summer going . Are you enjoying it . Let me tell you what. Jimmy what is going on . I didnt get in a car accident okay, it wasnt my fault. Jimmy jenny, wait wait. [ laughter ] rewind, rewind. Whats going on . What happened . So, okay. So i was late for an audition. I was very nervous. Jimmy ooh. I couldnt find the door to the parking garage. Everything was, like, exits. And i was, like, well, you dont go in exit. Jimmy enter through an exit, yeah. Exactly. Thats good. I found a tiny little spot. My car is like a garbage car thats covered in bird poop and filled with garbage. Jimmy okay, yeah, okay. And i was, like, well, ill just leave it here. [ light laughter ] just, who cares . I hate this thing. Jimmy take it. No ones gonna steal it. Yeah, who cares . Jimmy yeah, no one cares. So, okay. I parked in the little spot. There was a van in front of me. And i didnt if i did anything jimmy jenny. Okay, hold on, jimmy. [ light laughter ] it was like this. It was like like that, like a kick. [ laughter ] jimmy if it you would love to be the van if i were just, like, nothing. [ laughter ] jimmy like mwuah . Yeah, then jimmy its a kiss by you . Yeah. Jimmy by your car . Nothing. Jimmy was covered in bird poop . Covered. Jimmy so you hit you basically tapped it . I didnt even think that i did it. And i will also say, i have nice manners. And i am always like, is everyone okay . So, if i had thought i would have hit it jimmy yeah. I would have said something. I heard some honking. Suddenly a lady its not even like she i dont even know if she opened the van door. It seems like she just, like, busted out, and she was already yelling at me. Jimmy okay. Like, came out yelling. And i was like, ooh, im uncomfortable. [ laughter ] okay, im uncomfortable because i dont like to be yelled at. And i but i was like, why is this worse than when i usually feel bad about being yelled at . And i was like, oh, because this lady also isnt shes not wearing any pants. [ laughter ] jimmy what . No slacks at all. [ laughter ] jimmy what are you talking about . She came out of that van with a shirt, and that was all. And shes like, i dont know if im allowed to say this because i was standing there. And i was like, holy moly, no pants. Were not going to connect. Jimmy were not going to connect. [ laughter ] holy moly, no pants. Holy moly. Jimmy were not gonna connect. Were not gonna connect. Jimmy yeah, thats what i would say to you. Not a friend. Jimmy no . Shes, like, standing there. Shes like, you hit my car, bitch and i was like [ screaming ] [ laughter ] and shes like, you hit my car because youre a snitch for the police. [ laughter ] i was like, okay. She doesnt have pants on. She doesnt know exactly what im like. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, youre not a a snitch for the police. Okay, i might be a bit of a a gossip, but im certainly not a tattletale. [ laughter ] im like, maam, okay. Jimmy you dont know me. You dont know me. Jimmy yeah. And i was like, im not a a snitch, okay . Shes like, yeah, youre a a snitch, and youre gonna have to pay. And im like, okay, i get that. Like, im so scared. And then, she watches me stammer, still doesnt have any pants on. Lets just keep saying that. [ light laughter ] and then, she just goes, get out of here, rat get out, snitch i was like, uh, you got it. Jimmy what is going on. I know. Jimmy jenny, im sorry for you. I dont want you to have to deal with this stuff. Youre a very nice person. Im really nice. Im a bad driver, but a nice woman. [ laughter ] jimmy the point of the story is, did you get the audition . Yes jimmy you did . [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about see . You got the blood boiling, and you got that audition. Jenny slate, good for you. Yes, its about a woman whos a snitch who [ laughter ] jimmy well, that would be an acting roll, because you are not one. Because i am not, and that would be a stretch. Jimmy lets talk about landline, can we . Yeah, sure. Jimmy this is a comedy, but its also a drama as well. Mmhmm. Jimmy do you want to set up do you know tell everyone what its about . Sure. Landline is a movie about the jacobs family, and they live in manhattan in 1995. Jimmy mmhmm. And when two sisters who really dont get along because theyre 10 years apart. And they just one thinks one is too wild, and the other thinks the other one is, like, uptight, they discover their fathers affair. And what might have torn them apart kind of brings them together. Jimmy yeah, its a a different movie than ive seen, but its very real. And its very funny, and youre great in it as well. Well, thank you. Jimmy and i always love hearing your voice, by the way. Oh, thanks. Jimmy because you do a lot of animation stuff. Thats true. Jimmy and every time i hear it, i go, thats jenny slate. Yes. Jimmy youre great. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy you bet. I want to show a clip. Heres jenny slate and her actual face and body in the movie, landline. Take a look at this. [ screaming ] what are you doing here . What are you doing here . I asked you first. Im jed. All right. Can you not tell mom im here, please . No, obviously im going to tell mom that you were here. God, youre like a a tattletale, you bitch. Actually, im an adult who was coming for a quiet weekend in the country and found her home invaded. And yeah, im going to tell mom that you were here in your underwear. With jed. Jed. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jenny slate everybody. Landline opens this weekend in select cities this weekend and everywhere august 4th. The who performs for us next. 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Raise your expectations and ask your gastroenterologist if humira may be right for you. With humira, control is possible. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyre one of rocks most legendary bands. Theyre currently in the midst of a u. S. Tour, which includes a sixnight residency at the coliseum at Caesars Palace in las vegas kicking off at the end of this month. Performing i can see for miles, please welcome back the who [ cheers and applause ] i know youve deceived me now heres a surprise i know that you have cause theres magic in my eyes i can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles oh yeah if you think that i dont know about the little tricks youve played and never see you when deliberately you put things in my way well heres a poke at you youre gonna choke on it too youre gonna lose that smile because all the while i can see for miles and miles i can see for miles and miles i can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles oh yeah you took advantage of my trust in you when i was so far away i saw you holding lots of other guys and now youve got the nerve to say that you still want me well thats as may be but you gotta stand trial because all the while i can see for miles and miles i can see for miles and miles i can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles oh yeah i know youve deceived me now heres a surprise i know that you have cause theres magic in my eyes i can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles oh yeah the eiffel tower and the taj mahal are mine to see on clear days you thought that i would need a crystal ball to see right through the haze well heres a poke at you youre gonna choke on it too youre gonna lose that smile because all the while i can see for miles and miles i can see for miles and miles i can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles i can see for miles and miles i can see for miles and miles i can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Oh, oh, oh, oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, the who, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness catch them on tour right now well be right back the who oh, my gosh [ cheers and applause ] looking for balance in your digestive system . Try align probiotic. For a nonstop, sweet treat goodness, hold on to your tiara kind of day. Get 24 7 digestive support, with align. The 1 doctor recommended probiotic brand. Also in kids chewables. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to harry styles, jenny slate, the who, once again, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Hey roots. [ cheers and applause ] hey, roots. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight queen latifah. Star of the big sick, actress zoe kazan. Founder of barstool sports dave portnoy. Featuring the 8g band with matt johnson. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump spoke at a lunch with republican senators today, and said that his gop friends who opposed the partys healthcare bill may not be his friends much longer. [ light laughter ] just so you know, mr. President , youre supposed to thrn