And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove um, 4, 4 . Ah hah hah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome hey looking good relax, enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you very much for being here [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching im your host jimmy fallon. You guys, today is 4 20. [ cheers and applause ] today is 4 20, so if you see someone who looks all red and totally out of it, thats just the president of the united states. [ laughter and applause ] dont worry about it. Its fine. I saw that in honor of 4 20, ben and jerrys introduced a a new menu item thats an ice cream waffle cone taco with fudge called a choloco. [ light laughter ] or as stoners put it, you had us at ice cream. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and then you hand us at waffle and then cone and then taco [ laughter ] guys, this is very interesting. I read that Legal Marijuana in south dakota could help boost funding for teachers. [ cheers ] and teachers said, well, screw the money. Just give us the weed. [ laughter and applause ] you kids go play. Were good. [ cheers ] hey. Lets get to some news here. This week, President Trump said that he wants to make tax reform, quote, easier, better, steeper, and bigger. Well, heres how he actually said it. Easier better steeper bigger jimmy there you go. Like that. [ cheers and applause ] here to help. And this was everywhere. Last night, sarah palin, ted nugent, and kid rock met with trump in the oval office. [ light laughter ] thats right. Sarah palin, ted nugent, and kid rock, or as theyre more commonly known, the redneck holy trinity. [ cheers and applause ] steve heyyo jimmy this is real this really happened. Take a look. Thats the thats the real photo. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] they were going to do a silly one, then they realized that was the silly one. [ laughter and applause ] and did you see this . The patriots visited the white house, and patriots star Rob Gronkowski interrupted sean spicers White House Press briefing and asked if he needed help. [ light laughter ] reporters all laughed while sean spicer whispered, yes. [ laughter and applause ] some more news out of washington. I read that the secret service has closed a sidewalk along the south lawn to prevent people from hopping over the white house fence. But they still do. I mean, there you go right there. [ cheers and applause ] its like an episode of beverly hillbillies. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy uh. Steve the cement pond. Jimmy finally, this is kind of sweet. Chelsea clinton recently said that when her mom traveled, she would leave a note for her every day that she was gone. [ audience awes ] though every day the note just read, keep an eye on your father. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, roots almost. We have a fun show tonight, you guys. He is the star of Better Call Saul. Bob odenkirk is here tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he is a funny, a a funny man. Bob odenkirk. Maybe hell give us some spoilers. Steve ooh. Jimmy maybe well get some secrets to Better Call Saul. Steve i hope. Jimmy maybe a little breaking bad secrets or something. Steve some spoilers. Jimmy yeah. Also, talking about spoilers, from Pretty Little Liars, lucy hale is stopping by. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] come on. Jimmy also joining us tonight, were so excited to have him back. 13yearold animal expert, robert irwin is here. Steve ah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a good guy. I like that kid. And hes gonna he brought some animals that hes going to scare me with later. [ light laughter ] and also my man, the one and only, we have new music from brad paisley right there [ cheers and applause ] yeah and he is awesome. I love that guy. Guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag, and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. So, since today is 4 20, the unofficial holiday of weed, i sent out a hashtag called 4 20 songs. And i asked you guys to send us funny 4 20themed songs. We got a giant response. Within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. [ cheers and applause ] so, thank you for getting involved. So now, i thought id share some of my favorite 4 20 songs from you guys. And here to help me out and sing them is tonights musical guest, brad paisley, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] hey jimmy thats what im talking about. Hes the best. Brad paisley. Brad, are you ready for this . What . Jimmy there you go. Yeah, thats perfect. [ light laughter ] this first one steve hes already celebrating. [ cheers ] jimmy hes been celebrating all day. Hes been celebrating all day. This first one is from funnychick68. She says i cant feel my face cuz im too high i ate a brownie its 4 20 [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i like that version. I would buy that. Id love that. This next one is from djmorang. He says i believe i am high i believe i am in the sky overthinking about time and space also imagining a zebra race [ cheers and applause ] steve a zebra race. Jimmy two zebras racing each other. Steve yeah. [ cheers ] jimmy this next one is actually based on one of your songs, brad. Yeah. Jimmy this one is from edwardlinger1. Steve one, number one. Jimmy and he says come on now what do you say girl i can hardly wait lets set a little bud on fire [ cheers and applause ] jimmy a little mud on a a little mud on the tires. [ applause ] thats pretty good, man. This one is from mrmai24. He says 525,600 bong hits how do you measure time when youre high [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats my favorite one so far. Steve is it . Yeah. Jimmy thats a great one. I just see that being a meme or something. This is from youngraquel. Steve ooh. No number . Jimmy 30. Steve oh, 30. [ laughter ] jimmy ill help you out with this one, brad. Oh, good. Jimmy at this one. She says hello darkness my old friend [ cheers and applause ] dankness. On my weed i do depend my alarm is probably beeping late to work im probably sleeping [ cheers and applause ] steve i dont know. Jimmy hello, dankness. Steve hello, dankness. Jimmy hello dankness, my old friend. Brad, we should do a duet, man, im telling you, on the next album. Yeah, ill think about that. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] steve i dont think hes going to think about it. Jimmy i think he said shes going to think about it. Steve no. Jimmy how long are you going to think about it . Im done. Jimmy youre done. [ laughter ] steve he thought about it, yeah. Jimmy at least he thought about it though, yeah. [ light laughter ] theres an empty track on that new record, man. Im just saying. That could be good. Could be good. [ laughter ] jimmy that wasnt even your real voice there. [ laughter ] steve that could be good. That could be kind of cool. That sounds like fun. [ laughter ] jimmy hes a bad liar, yeah. This last one, brad, id like to maybe help you out with this one, too okay. Jimmy is that cool . Yeah, thats fine. [ light laughter ] steve it sounds like its not fine. Jimmy he sounds like he really wants me to. Steve yeah, he really wants jimmy dont beg me now. [ light laughter ] just please, please, let me do this. Please, brad, please. Okay. Jimmy this ones from klitrenta60. And she says dont go smoking my weed babe im already high [ cheers ] oh honey im getting hungry maybe ill order fries [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you go. Those are our tonight show hashtags. My thanks to brad paisley right there [ cheers and applause ] to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around. When we come back, we have animals with robert irwin. Come on back [ cheers and applause ] we are not here to observe, to sit idly by, or watch from the stands. We are here. For one reason. To leave. A mark. Lexus high performance. With 5. 0liter v8s and sport directshift transmissions. Experience a shift in the natural order. Experience amazing. Is thno, its, uh, breyers gelato indulgences. You really wouldnt like it. Its got caramel and crunchy stuff. I like caramel and crunchy stuff. Breyers gelato indulgences. Its way beyond ice cream. You plan to capture every moment. But what you really cant plan for, is when the moment captures you. Experience moe as a member. The marriott portfolo has 30 brands in over 110 countries, so no matter where you go, you are here. [ upbeat music playing ] [ grunt ] lets go baby. Woo yeah boom [ music playing ] rated pg13. The has the worlds first infinity screen. Which makes your world infinitely bigger. A camera fast enough to catch this, and intelligent enough to understand what it sees. It connects you to home, and takes you anywhere you can imagine. Which makes it infinitely amazing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. We are joined right now by a a 13yearold animal expert from the australia zoo. Please welcome back to the show, robert irwin, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Thank you so much. Jimmy robert irwin thank you. Jimmy robert irwin. How are you doing, buddy . Oh, i am beaut bonza, thank you. How are you . Jimmy im good are you what, youre a beaut bonza . Im beaut bonza, yeah. Jimmy now you always tease me some new word and what does that mean . Yeah, well beaut bonza just means amazing. Just terrific. Jimmy okay. Its the best you can be. Jimmy its the best you can be . Beaut bonza. Jimmy im beaut bonza. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, me too, yeah, me too exactly, well done jimmy thank you very much. Youre getting the hang of it. Jimmy i appreciate that. Yeah. Jimmy last time we had you on, man, oh, man, it was it went spread like wildfire on facebook. 54 Million People watched you on there i know. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. I mean, yeah, it was such an honor to be on the show, but then one of the friends that was traveling with us at the time, he kept going, look its up to 10 million, look, its at 20 million. And it was just an incredible experience for me. Jimmy thats fun, right . Thank you so much for having me back. Jimmy oh, no, yeah, we love you, we love you. I love you. [ cheers and applause ] and youre smart, you know what youre talking about. Thank you jimmy which is great, but also, you look a lot of the viewers said that how much you look like your dad. Oh, thank you so much. Yeah. Jimmy youre a spitting image of him. Aw, thanks. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hed be so proud. Thank you so much. Jimmy but your mom posted a a photo of your dad when he was your age. And you. Look at this. You wont believe this. Yeah, its a bit wild. [ audience awws ] jimmy i mean thats un thats wild. Yeah. Jimmy i mean do you do you even realize how much you look like your dad, or i mean thats yeah, well, when when my mom first showed this to me, i thought it was me. I cant tell them apart. Jimmy yeah. And i said, its me. Whats the big deal . Jimmy yeah. And until you look at dads shirt, you dont even realize that its two different people. Jimmy youre like, i wouldnt wear that. Yeah. Jimmy thats too psychedelic for me, man. Yeah, all right yeah. Jimmy so you brought some animals and creatures here tonight. Yes, we have. Jimmy lets bring them out. What did you bring what did you bring to scare me with tonight. All right, so first up, we have jane. Jimmy is that a man . Oh, no, okay, okay and jane jimmy oh, no, no, no. Is a dictator scorpion. [ audience ohs ] and jane is absolutely amazing. And youre welcome to come close. Shes very calm. Shes really nice. Shes actually quite friendly. Jimmy no, thats impossible. Its a scorpion. [ light laughter ] how can a scorpion be friendly . Well, shes curling her tail. Yes, yes jimmy that means something, right . Well, that tail actually contains her venom. Shes got quite a bit of venom. And they actually inject that venom to kill their prey. [ light laughter ] and even shes just magnificent. Jimmy shes curling it up, shes getting it like like balling her fist, ready to go. Yeah, but if you look closely, see those little hairs along those little pinchers. Jimmy yeah. And its interesting because the bigger the pinchers, the less venomous they are, but if they have small pinchers, that means they pack a lot of venom. [ laughter ] its pretty interesting isnt it . Jimmy i dont know how youre that calm, i mean, its real, right . Thats really moving. I dont like that. Yeah, oh, yeah, definitely. Jimmy that thing frightens me, absolutely. Theyre so cool. Theyre actually nocturnal as well. They hunt at night. Jimmy oh, perfect. Yeah. Jimmy oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] run into that thing at night. [ laughter ] get get this thing out of here, please. Its beautiful okay, there you are. Jimmy thank you, what a a beautiful creature. Yeah, theyre gorgeous. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy dont you have anything cute . Well, this this animal is a little bit more cute. So, how about you come around in front of the desk. Jimmy okay. All right. Jimmy okay. Okay. So, lets bring out our next animal. I want you you to sit down. [ audience oohs ] jimmy okay. All right, ready . Jimmy yeah. These these are baby black bears. Arent they beautiful . [ audience oohs ] oh, dont dont dont do that. Dont do that. Jimmy ah you can let you can let him go. You can let her go. There you go. Jimmy all right, thats good. This is a baby bear . I think hes kind of just chewing on maybe chewing on your thumb a little bit. Jimmy yeah, she definitely was chewing on my thumb, yes, absolutely. Theyre so funny. So theyre these baby bears kind of hyperactive when theyre little. They love exploring jimmy how old are these . Well, these ones actually are only a couple months old. They will get quite a bit larger then this, though. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry about that. Jimmy lets not get them angry. [ laughter ] theyre really special. Now these guys are actually omnivores. So theyll eat meat and theyll also eat vegetables. [ laughter ] jimmy dont chew on the wire. No, dont chew that. Jimmy they they theyre omnivores, so they eat both vegetables and and meat as well . Yeah, yeah, they do. They love flowers and little berries and things like that. [ audience oohs ] no, dont do jimmy hes very cute. How big will they get . Well, this one could actually get maybe up to about 300 pounds. So they can get quite large. [ laughter ] jimmy please, remember me, okay, please yeah. Jimmy when you get older. Oh, that is fantastic. How did they get oh, look at this one climbing on my back. Jimmy really cute. Come here. What is that one called . This one is this one is d9. Kind of sounds like a rapper. Jimmy d9 . Yeah, it does. [ laughter ] d9. Oh, hi, d9. All right and whats this guys name . And so this one here no, dont chew jimmy. Jimmy its all right. Its okay. All she wants to do is just chew you. And this one is flo. Flo is really cute. Shes got a great name. [ audience oohs ] oh, arent they gorgeous . Jimmy closest ive ever come to a bear, this is so cool. [ laughter ] all right. Im going to yeah i want to all right, so do you want to jimmy i survived this. So im happy about that. All right, okay, okay. I think its time for you guys to head off. Bye, guys. Jimmy what nice bears. Thank you. Jimmy have fun. Bye bye, d9. Bye [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Whew, arent they hilarious . Jimmy that was a big step for me, yeah, they are cute. Theyre so funny. Jimmy all right, i love the cute animals. Yeah, well, next up we we we have another cute animal for you. [ audience oohs ] jimmy okay, good. And they have very cute names as well. This is lulu and fluffy. Jimmy fluffy and lulu, good. Now, the i know what youre thinking, theyre not snakes, dont worry, theyre theyre all good. [ audience oohs ] theyre actually legless lizards. So these legless lizards jimmy thats not lulu and fluffy at all. Yeah, lulu and fluffy. Jimmy i think thats d9. You want to hold want to hold fluffy . [ laughter ] youre welcome to hold him, he loves being held. Jimmy oh, my gosh, i really dont want to hold these things. There you go. Oh, good job jimmy oh, god, what are these things . Theyre not theyre snakes no, theyre legless lizards. [ laughter ] and you can tell the difference [ laughter ] jimmy im an idiot. You can tell the whoa. You can tell the difference jimmy legless lizards, this ones not moving. You can see those little ears there. He actually has ears. Snakes dont have ears. So thats one of the biggest reasons why how you can actually tell the difference. Theyre really special. Jimmy hes i feel like hes going to strike or something. What is that . He wont strike. Jimmy like hes staring at me. Its all good. I think hes just trying to work out what youre doing. Its okay. Youll be fine. Jimmy what what should i be doing . [ laughter ] what look at me, im holding him like just hold still, hes actually quite calm. Youll be fine. Jimmy were both stiff as a a board, were like freaked out right now. [ laughter ] the heck . The heck is [ cheers and applause ] you want me to take them . Jimmy yes i want you to take them away from me. Boy that was awkward. Dont make me do that dont make me do that again. Theyre so cool, arent they . Jimmy no, these are the creepiest things theyre so much fun. Actually jimmy where do they live . These ones live jimmy in the water. They surprise you in the pool. No, no, they live in europe. These are the european legless lizards. Jimmy oh, well, oohlala. But they can grow quite large. They can get up to three feet in length. Jimmy oh, god and theyll theyll eat little insects and little eggs and things like that. Jimmy little insects . Yeah. Yeah, so theyre kind of just like a lizard, but obviously dont have any legs. Jimmy this is cool. All right. Jimmy i had my good experience with these guys. [ cheers and applause ] bye fluffy fluffy and lulu. Yeah, fluffy and lulu. Thank you. Jimmy fluffy and lulu yeah, theyre very friendly. Jimmy all right, already, im like freaking out. This is like a stress test for me. All right. So weve got another special animal coming up. Jimmy okay. This this is actually a a binturong. This is orrville and he is so cute. Now come on your hands and knees, just like this, and then let him smell your head. Because the way [ laughter ] the way that they they introduce to other things [ laughter ] they smell your head. Just just put your head down like this. Jimmy this is this is insane. Thats how they recognize who you are. Jimmy for me, this is like sky diving, for me. I dont i dont like this. Oh, no. Youll be fine. Jimmy oh, no. Oh, no. Hi, orrville. Hey there, you want to smell jimmys head . Jimmy orrville . Is everything cool . Oh, wonderful. He loves you. [ audience oohs ] jimmy he does . I mean i this toupee might be one of orrvilles family. [ laughter ] now, im going to give you a a grape. Jimmy okay. He loves grapes. Jimmy oh, its for orrville [ laughter ] yeah, no, not for you. Jimmy im on hands and knees and hes feeding me grapes. This animals from brooklyn, new york, hes a talk show host. [ laughter and applause ] well, there you go. Jimmys got a grape for you. Jimmy here we go. Orrville. There you go. Jimmy hi, orrville. Over here, buddy, look. Hi. Oh, awesome. [ audience oohs ] jimmy hi, buddy. Well done. Jimmy so he eats grapes . Where does he hang out . He does. So this one is actually from southeast asia. And they love those rain forest areas, but my favorite thing about them my favorite thing about them is that they smell like popcorn. Its amazing. Jimmy they do . So if you smell him, he actually smells like popcorn. [ laughter ] jimmy hes whispering to me, please dont tell anybody i smell like popcorn. You want another grape . Jimmy he does smell like yeah, he does smell like burnt popcorn or fritos or something. [ laughter ] there you go. Yeah, like fritos, exactly. Jimmy fritos, it does, yeah. And does he now where does he like does he burrow in the ground . Does he climb in trees . No, hes up in trees. And you see this tail there. Thats called a prehensile tail. So that acts as sort of like another limb to help him climb. Its really amazing. Jimmy yeah, i was going to say it looked like a prehensile tail. [ laughter ] yeah, you would have been correct, yes. Jimmy i was going to guess that. Well, thank you, orrville. Jimmy bye, orrville. Thank you so much. Jimmy what a cute name for orrville, yeah. Bye, orrville. Jimmy bye, does he even know how to get see you later. [ cheers and applause ] yep, there we go. Jimmy i love him. All right. All right, so for the next animal, weve got a really special bird from the national aviary. And ive invited three of the roots to come down to give us a a hand. So how about we head down here. Weve weve got kathy here as well. Jimmy i do want to mention, the australianzoo. Com, theres a thing called crickey club that youre starting. Its a channel. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy what do you see when you go on that channel . When you go on that website . Well, you can see some really incredible things, everything from behind the scenes at the australia zoo. You can see some of the crazy antics that we get up to. Jimmy yeah. Some of the footage, never before seen footage of my dad. So its a really, really fun channel. Jimmy and its crikey, crikey. Yeah, crikey. Jimmy crikey. Yes. So, just go to australiazoo. Com and you can check it out. Jimmy all right, good, all right, good. Now what do we have here [ cheers and applause ] okay, so jimmy ive never seen this bird before. Now where does this bird come from . Oh, wow. So this jimmy where did that how did that happen . That was awesome. Isnt this incredible . So this is actually a green aracari. And the aracaris are a species of toucan, so i know, amazing. They live in south america. Theyre one of the smallest species of toucan, theyre very inquisitive. Jimmy yeah. But theyre amazing at picking fruit from trees. And im going to display that in one second. So would you be able to put out your hand for a second . Ready . Jimmy do you have fruit loops in australia . We do, yeah. Jimmy you do . All right. Look at that youre doing so well. Isnt that incredible . [ laughter ] thats awesome. Okay. Ive got one more surprise for you. Could we quickly run up here into audience . Jimmy of course we can [ cheers and applause ] all right, lets go. Okay, so. Jimmy hello. Nice to see you. How are you . Im going to give you a bit of food. If you want to put out your hand. Beatrice is going to fly to you. Okay. Here she comes. [ audience oohs ] oh, well done. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you got nervous. You should have seen your face, wait until you watch the rerun. Wow, he says you are so smart. You are beautiful. Oh, hi. You are beautiful. Guys, robert irwin, everybody. Give it up for this guy. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for coming on. Thank you so much. Jimmy i really appreciate it. Bob odenkirk joins us next. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] the average familys new, but old, home it stood up to 2 rookies, 3 terrible twos, and a onecoat wonder named grams. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by the emmy and golden globe nominated star of the hit series Better Call Saul which airs mondays at 10 00 p. M. On amc. Everyone please welcome bob odenkirk. [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Bob Odenkirk i dont know if you know this, but your buildings infested with scorpions. Jimmy dont tell me that. Itll freak me out. You got toucans ands scorpions running around here. Jimmy congrats on Better Call Saul. I mean, oh, my god, couldnt be better. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Jimmy funny stuff. Emmy nominated, golden globe nominated. Im very excited about season three of Better Call Saul. Thank you. Jimmy this is good stuff here. Any big moments that you can tell us about . Well, its a big season for us. Gus spring is back. Jimmy thats right [ cheers and applause ] i never saw breaking bad but hes a lovable fellow, who runs a jimmy you never saw it . A chicken restaurant. Its very nice. Jimmy good. Very sweet guy. No, but hes back. A lot of bad guys from the breaking bad universe start to come around because hes around. Then we have a lot of humor in the show. I cant tell you much. Jimmy yeah my character is becoming saul. My character is jimmy mcgill. He takes a big step forward. Thats all i can say. Jimmy yeah, but you can probably give us a little a little, little, juicy something. I have to be careful. I have to be careful because of spoilers, you know. I dont want to jimmy come on. Come on. A little something. I mean i want to know. We want to know. We all dont you want something good . [ cheers and applause ] come on well, you guys have to watch. Jimmy no, no, no, no. Bob, please all right, all right, all right. We wont tell anybody. Good. Alright, this might seem like a this might seem like a a small thing, but at a certain point in this third season we find out that all the stuff that happened during breaking bad, the whole story there was just a day dream that young saul goodman had. So thats kind of a thing, right . [ laughter ] jimmy what are you talking about . Yeah. Jimmy a thing . Thats huge. I mean its kind of its a story point. Anyway, at a certain point i play him younger. They didnt cast a younger saul goodman. They had me play a teenaged jimmy mcgill, saul goodman, and i had to sit in that makeup chair for like six hours, and they tightened my skin, and they limbered me up. I even had cool lessons from this guy. In hollywood theyre called a a cool coach. His name is dylan. Hes a 16yearold. Let me tell you something, this guy is so cool, this kid, this kids taking two dates to the prom. Thats how cool he is. [ light laughter ] [ cell phone ringing ] shoot. Thats me. Im sorry. Jimmy is that for you . I should have turned this off. Sony. Yeah. Yeah, i told him. [ light laughter ] what . Why is that a spoiler . [ laughter ] well, what do you want me to do about it . Its too late. Theyre mad at me for saying well i dont care jimmy they saw it . How do you even see it. The show hasnt been on the air yet. They have agents secret agents in the audience. Whatever. You guys are lame. I hate you. I hate you all [ light laughter ] dont even care. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy what is going what was that all about . Nothing. Who cares . Theyre like my parents. I hate them. [ laughter ] mumbo jumbo. Jimmy alright, well we have a clip here from season three of Better Call Saul. [ light laughter ] do you want to set it up . No. I dont care. Jimmy you dont care. Can you set it up . I got fired. Dont even care about that dumb thing. [ laughter ] jimmy we have a clip. Show the clip. Jimmy enjoy it. So the term cairo derives from the greek word hand. Now the concept here being that just as your left hand and your right hand are jimmy, jimmy, jimmy mcgill, wake up. Mr. White, youre alive. Oh, im sorry. I just had the gnarliest dream about you. Youre a pretty bad dude. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. That clip was a big spoiler, bob. I tell you something, jimmy. This whole seasons a spoiler. [ light laughter ] what happened . They said the jet jimmy what are you doing . They said the jetpack was going to fly me out of here. Let me can i try this again . Jimmy i dont see any wires. Let tell you something, jimmy. Jimmy yeah, sorry. This whole seasons a a spoiler. Do you do they have to put gas in the jimmy is there anything we can do . Maybe in post . Theyre saying, maybe in post we can do something later. Well do this in post. Here we go. One more shot at it, everyone. Let me tell you something, folks. This whole seasons a spoiler. Boom. Jimmy bob odenkirk, everyone. Ill see you, buddy. Bob odenkirk. [ cheers and applause ] check out season three of Better Call Saul mondays at 10 00 p. M. On amc. Stick around. Lucy hale joins us next. Bob, you can fly [ cheers and applause ] a Millie Dresselhaus doll happy birthday, sweetie oh, millies. Trick or treat were so glad to have you here. What if we treated great female scientists like they were stars . Yasss queen what if Millie Dresselhaus, the first woman to win the National Medal of science in engineering, were as famous as any celebrity . [Millie Dresselhaus was seen having lunch today. ] [. Rumors of the new discovery. ] what if we lived in a world like that . crowd applauding we know a place thats already working on it. This blue goo leaves a residue quit playin with my eyes,ghter. Goo. So, seventh generation developed this powerful natural detergent it gets your clothes clean. Really clean. Buh bye blue goo, and come clean with seventh generation. Man lets go man 2 were not coming out man 1 [ sighs ] flo [ amplified ] i got this. Guys, i know being a firsttime homeowner is scary, but you dont have to do this. Man 2 what if a tree falls on our garage . Woman what if a tornado rips off our roof . Flo youre covered. And youve bundled your home and auto insurance, so youre saving a ton. Come on. You dont want to start your new life in a dirty old truck. Man 3 hey. Man 1 whoa, whoa. Flo sorry. Woman oh. Flo youre safe. Youre safe now. Woman i think im gonna pass out. Can you stop using the bullhorn . Flo i dont make the rules. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest stars in the Popular Television series Pretty Little Liars which airs tuesdays at 8 00 p. M. On freeform. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome lucy hale [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, lucy hale. Welcome back. Thank you. Jimmy welcome back. You look gorgeous. I was just playing with some little baby bears backstage. They are im going to get arrested for trying to steal one. I swear. Jimmy theyre really cute right . So cute. Jimmy well were going to send you home with fluffy and lulu. Yeah, congratulations. A legless lizard, is that even a thing . Jimmy no, hes just playing with me. Hes just messing with us, okay. Jimmy yeah, hes just messing with me, man. I want to talk about, you have a dog. I do. Jimmy congratulations. Youre a dog lover. You love dogs. You could say that, yes, im a little obsessed. Jimmy youre almost like a a stage mom for your dogs. Im definitely a stage mom. I created an instagram for my dog purely so i dont annoy people by only posting pictures of my dog on my actual instagram. [ light laughter ] jimmy but its a cute dog whats his name . Hes real his name is elvis because im from memphis. Jimmy absolutely. And i had to. Jimmy hes real cute. Hes real cute. Jimmy hes real hes hes real cute jimmy real cute. [ laughter ] are you ready to see elvis . Hes really expressive. Jimmy look at this doggy. [ audience awws ] [ applause ] i mean, that is cute. I mean, hes pretty perfect. Im not going to lie. Yeah. Jimmy perfect, not only that, but you realize that hes this is kind of an emoji almost. Jimmy its almost emoji. Its kind of like the winky tongueout face. I mean, dead ringer. [ laughter ] if you dont think this is 100 going on his instagram tonight im going to screen cap it. Jimmy its got to be. Its going, yeah. Jimmy lets do it. I love it. So cute. Lets talk about Pretty Little Liars. Lets do. Jimmy this is a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] fans are obsessed. I mean, obsessed. People are waiting to come see you tonight. Yeah. Jimmy is there anything that youve ever been obsessed with like growing up, or anything i mean, i was an nsync girl. [ cheers and applause ] like jimmy that makes two of us. I mean, i believe it. Jimmy who was your Justin Timberlake all the way. [ cheers and applause ] yah, and hes from memphis as well. Theres a theme going. Yeah. So i actually met him once when i was 12. Well, i didnt. I ran into him at the airport. Jimmy he smells like popcorn, doesnt he . He smells like sweet buttery popcorn. [ laughter ] jimmy did you freak out . I actually didnt get close enough to smell him, but my mom did. That sounded weird. What happened [ laughter ] my initial reaction was just to just go in a corner and cry because i thought that i didnt know what to do. I was like, mom, this is my chance. You have to go talk to him. So she being the sweet little lady that she is, went up, got his autograph. I still have it to this day. Jimmy no way. Yeah. Jimmy yeah hes a nice guy. Yeah, hes very sweet. Jimmy hes the coolest. Lets get back. I want to talk about the show. Do we find out its a, or ad. Its confusing. I know. Jimmy i know, and i want any spoilers on this. Sort of like a pyramid, but we find out jimmy im enjoying this. We find out. We find out who the main uber a is. Finally, we finally get to give the answer. Theres a period at the end of the sentence and its finished in nine episodes now. Its crazy. Jimmy are you freaking out . Im freaking out. Jimmy i mean, yeah, this is a big part of your life. Yeah, eight years. I grew up on that show. Jimmy holy moly. Yeah, its nuts. I dont want to leave yet. Jimmy no, did they all spread around, like on set, that everyones does everyone know . Did everyone know, did they keep it from you . I did not know. I never knew anything. Jimmy i didnt want to know, right . I didnt want to know. I wanted to find out with everyone else. But i overheard another cast member talking about it, and i was like, oh theyre just like spreading rumors, but then i was like oh, my god, thats so good. I hope its true. Turns out its true, and i couldnt even be mad. It was amazing. It was like they you know, i was really scared that i was going to be disappointed but its, i think, the answer is everyone going to be satisfied with so jimmy okay, good, good. I mean, i know youre really antsy. Jimmy i didnt want to slip and say something. I thought you were about to. Yeah, you did. That would be perfect for tv if i just like gave the answer right here. Jimmy no, it was good. It was real real good. Real cute. Jimmy it was real cute. Real cute. Jimmy it was real cute. I want to show a clip. Heres lucy hale in Pretty Little Liars. Take a look. No. This no. It was here when i got back from the lost woods. Thats when i called everybody. Guys, noel is dead. Jenna is wandering around in the dark. This cant be real. Noels dead but somebody else is out there. Out there and just as crazy. You think jenna and noel were working for somebody else . Or jenna and noel had a a twisted scheme all their own, and we mistakenly assumed that they were ad. Sara said we were all looking for the same thing. Whats inside it . We were waiting for you. Oh. Golly, you didnt have to do that. Jimmy oh, whats in it . Dont tell me lucy hale, everybody. Pretty little liars airs tuesdays at 8 00 p. M. On freeform. Brad paisley performs for us next. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] were proud to reveal that jim beam black has been awarded the worlds highest rated bourbon. Their words, not ours. Make history. make history. Mathat are 100 from dennys. Rs starting at 6. 99, which is 100 awesome. 100 beef burgers with fries starting at 6. 99. 100 seriously. Sure shutup i can do that do i have to . I dont want there to be white marks. Good bye beautiful dress i never got to wear. Nothing no dust, theres no marks. Its really dry what is this . Oh my god, its dove i knew it its a 48 hour antiperspirant. No white marks. On a 100 colors. I would absolutely use this. I think you converted me intrwith an infinity screen that gives you less to hold, and infinitely more to see. Introducing the galaxy s8. With an infinity screen that gives you less to hold, and infinitely more to see. Indid may imagine april showersy bringing her fashionable, flowers at such a sunny price . Never but thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Nobody does underwater stunts, sylvia. Except me, of course. This is my stop. Adios if youre a stuntman, you cheat death. Its what you do. If you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. Its what you do. Numero uno [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this guy knows how to do it. Hes multiple grammy Award Winning Country Music superstar, whose new album love and war is out now. Performing contact high, give it up for brad paisley [ cheers and applause ] i had no idea that you would be here as you smile from the corner and raise up your beer and then you touched my hand when you walked by and i get a contact high this aint no crazy party no it aint no barroom hell the only thing smoking in this place is you that dress is on fire girl when i look in your eyes oh i get a contact high what you do to me baby being here in this room so damn frustrating that i cant hold you and its driving me crazy and i can smell your perfume and it goes to my head so i take a deep breath and i hold it now the whole world is hazy and im dazed and confused thing is i aint touched nothing nothing but you and thats even just barely weve been laughing and talking all night oh baby being here in this room its driving me crazy not holding not holding you its just conversation and second hand perfume but it goes to my head so i take a deep breath and i hold it [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how you do it, baby. Come on thats how you do it right there. Brad paisley, love and war is the album out. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] lets go, shes a dog. [ whimpers ] find pingpong. Find your awesome with the xfinity x1 voice remote. Thats amazing [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to bob odenkirk, lucy hale, robert irwin, brad paisley once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. Hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight scarlett johansson. The hosts of morning joe, Joe Scarborough and mika brzezinski. Cooking with mario batali. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meys. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers, this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Democrats have called for the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee to recuse himself from the investigation into russias electionrelated hacking over concerns that he is too close to President Trump to be impartial. They Want Congress to appoint someone less close to tr
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