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99 percent, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove universal. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. I love you. [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love. Look at this crowd tonight. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Please, have a seat. Have a seat. Enjoy yourself. Thank you very, very, very much. I cant tell you how good that feels. Thank you very much. Hopefully i can make you just as happy. Welcome to the tonight show from sunny orlando, florida, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] yeah im your host, jimmy fallon. Lets get to some news here, you guys. I read that president trumps Approval Ratings dropped and is now at just 35 . [ cheers ] or as trump calls it, 20 under par. [ laughter and applause ] im doing fantastic. Yesterday trump gave a big speech where he discussed bringing back jobs, but i think he got a little carried away with the job descriptions. Take a look at this. We have iron workers, insulators, painters, fitters, plumbers, sheet metal workers, roofers, plasterers, laborers, electricians, bricklayers, boilermakers, elevator constructors. Jimmy all right, we get it, we get it, we get it. We got butchers, we got bakers, we have candlestick makers. [ cheers and applause ] we have jokers, we have smokers, we have midnight tokers. [ cheers and applause ] i learned this, too, apparently trumps photographer always brings a stool to events and photographs trump from above so that he looks taller. [ light laughter ] yeah. While trump has him shoot his Approval Ratings from below so they look higher. [ laughter and applause ] thats thinking. Thats genius. Smart. Trumps actually meeting with several World Leaders this week. He had both the king of jordan and the president of egypt at the white house. And hes about to spend the weekend with chinese president xi jinping. To show everyone just how much hes doing, trump actually released this video about his meetings. Take a look at this. This week i talked to so many foreign leaders, more foreign leaders than anybody else. Foreign leaders like king abracadabra. Roman numeral eleven, jinsing gina, and adeles father is a sissy. [ laughter ] together we can improve our relationship with foreign leaders including, kim jong, you didnt say uno, draw four. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy adeles father adeles father i dont know, he shouldnt have released that. Oh, and everybody is talking about this. Pepsi is facing criticism for a a controversial new ad that shows a bunch of people protesting and then, did you hear about this . And then, Kendall Jenner steps in and solves everyones problems by handing the Police Officer a pepsi. [ laughter ] yeah, even in the commercial the cops like are you all out of coke or [ cheers and applause ] i guess i ill tell her. A lot of interesting stuff happened in the news today. Apparently Barry Manilow announced today that he is gay. [ cheers ] also, Scientific Research found that the sky is blue. [ laughter and applause ] and sugar is sweet, apparently. A lot of interesting stuff happening today, in the news. Well, it seems like contestants on wheel of fortune have been having a tough time lately. Last night a woman had to solve a clue for a living thing. Okay . A living thing. The answer was honeysuckle bush. Listen to what she guessed instead. [ ding ] melinda. Popsicle bike. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy sorry, our judges just passed out. Is that a living thing . Pop im sorry, what is popsicle bike . No, you dont need a form of a a question and those arent living things. Finally, some news from overseas. I saw that today, north korea conducted a missile test which escalated tensions in the region. But dont worry, things settled down when Kendall Jenner stepped in and handed them a a pepsi. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy glad youre here. Welcome, everybody. Please, enjoy. Sit down, relax, have a great time. Its so exciting to be here. I mean, are you feeling the energy from this . This is the biggest crowd. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. I love it. I love being here. Thank you very much. We have a big show for you guys tonight. This guy is one of the stars of the giant movie opening next friday. Its called the fate of the furious, the one and only Dwayne Johnson is in the house [ cheers and applause ] dwayne hes the best guy. Dwayne and i are going to play a big orlando version of phone booth later on in the show. Its a fun [ cheers and applause ] its a fun game. We also did something fun in the park earlier today that yourre going to want to stick around for. Its pretty weird and fun. Also, from the new nbc comedy great news, Nicole Richie is here [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from flo rida [ cheers and applause ] thats good. Steve come on. Jimmy its a great show. Also guys, we have some other fun news. We have our very own set of tonight show emojis. Just came out. [ cheers ] theyre called theyre called jimojis. [ cheers ] this is what a jimoji looks like. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Its pretty cool. You can download them in the app store right now and message your friends. So for example if something is gross, you can if something gross happened you can go [ audience shouts ew ] ew [ cheers and applause ] ew, thats so gross ew [ applause ] if someone is trying to steal your look, you can go, stay in your lane, girl. [ laughter ] and if you have a humble brag, you can just say nbd no big deal. Uh, yeah. Its for a great cause. All the proceeds go to the Yellow Feather Fund which, is a sesame street nonprofit that helps educates kids in need and teaches them things like kindness and positivity. [ cheers and applause ] Yellow Feather Fund. So head to the app store and look for jimojis. Guys, were here at Universal Studios, one of the best theme parks in the world. [ cheers and applause ] we have a new ride that is opening tomorrow morning. [ cheers and applause ] its called race through new york. I race you on a futuristic race car that flies all around new york city and its silly and fun and so realistic and fun. I just cant even i think i said fun four times. But i meant it. [ light laughter ] but anyway, were having a a great time. So were around the park and dwayne and i thought it would be fun if we got mascot costumes made of ourselves and walked around the park and interacted with people. So we did that. And it was super fun. So please enjoy this. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, guys im here with Dwayne Johnson. Were about to head over to the tonight show ride. Along the way were going to play race through Universal Studios starring Dwayne Johnson and jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] the rules are as follows, if you get a high five from anyone in the park, thats one point, if you get a hug thats three points, if you get a photo, like a selfie, thats five points. Five big ones. Jimmy well each have a a judge calculating the points and the person with the most points in three minutes wins. You ready . Lets do this. [ cheers and applause ] one minute. [ laughter ] thirty seconds. Ten seconds. Five, four, three, two, one. Dwayne had 103 points. Jimmy had 111 points. Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] yes, yes hey, while we have the time, you want to go out there and photo bomb some people . Whats that term . Hell yes. Jimmy lets do it, lets do it. [ cheers and applause ] were backstage at the tonight show, ride. People think theyre about to take their picture taken on stage at the ride, but were going to surprise them by Photo Bombing them as us kind of. Jimmy as us, but they dont know that yeah. Jimmy that its us. Its us. Its kind of all four of us. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy alright, get ready. Lets do this. Lets do this. Big smiles. Look right down this lens. Big, big, big smiles. Three, two, one. [ cheers and applause ] three, two, one. [ applause ] three, two, one. Jimmy did you get that shot . [ light laughter ] did we get it . Oh my [ shouting ] jimmy did we get it . Did we get it . There you go. Three, two, one. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy did we get it . Oh, my goodness. Jimmy we got the shot. [ laughter ] youre the sexiest man alive. Yeah jimmy you called it. You called it. You called it. You called it. Husband, youre not watching this. [ laughter ] wanna twerk . Lets do it . Lets twerk. And three, two, one. [ cheers and applause ] three, two, one. [ applause ] my man. My hero, since i was five years old. Jimmy did we get the shot . Whats up, dude . [ laughter ] jimmy did we get the did we get the picture . [ cheers and applause ] okay. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. Look at that, dude. Jimmy hes got a tattoo of you. Oh my [ cheers and applause ] three, two, one. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it was so awesome it was so cool. I love that. That was great. Stick around. Well be right back with Dwayne Johnson, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ima wade, ima wave through the waters tell the tide, dont move Freedom Freedom i cant move freedom, cut me loose Freedom Freedom where are you . Cause i need freedom too Freedom Freedom Freedom Freedom what you want from me . Is it truth you seek . Oh father can you hear meee. Ooow . Inside the rack houses every barrel is aged four long years, for a fuller, smoother flavor. Our history is made from the inside. How will you make yours . [whistle] hi. Get up to 50 off all dresses. Womens from 15 bucks. 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Its so cool. I feel the love. And and yeah. And you know what . I just got to say, i love ya back. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, youve had a a long career. I mean, weve known you for a a long time. But i actually last night, the roots and i went on after they closed down the park, we went on some rides. Yeah. Jimmy and we went on the mummy, which is a great roller coaster. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy and and i almost forgot that you were in mummy 2 . I was, yeah, i was. [ cheers ] jimmy there you are in the dude, were like i totally forgot i mean, youve been in so many movies now. But i was like whats crazy about that, it was a sequel to the mummy. It was the mummy returns. And it was my very first acting gig, right . Never ever been on a set. Thank you. [ cheers ] never never been on a set. We were in the middle of the sahara desert. And i had no idea what i was doing. No clue. Jimmy yeah. But ill tell you this you always hear about like the acting bug, right . That you got bit by the acting bug. And i didnt know what that meant. I stepped on set and i fell in love with it. And i thought i have no idea what im doing, i dont know if im going to be any good at this, but i know that im going to give everything i can possibly give into this [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you didnt stop working. And then and then years later, like 17 years later i think, here we are. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good for you, man. I love it. And i know are you filming ballers right now, or shooting shooting ballers right now. Somebody loves you, jimmy. They said i love you, jimmy. [ cheers ] jimmy they love us together, man. You shoot i want i want you to take some time off. Im always like, youre working too much. Because every time you got another project coming out backtoback. We got to talk about the fate of the furious. Theres a lot going on, yeah. Jimmy but this i saw this great photo of you uhoh. Jimmy no. This is great. Golfing. Oh, yeah. Jimmy and i go, wait. [ cheers ] now, this is great. Thats not too shabby. Thats now, youve just started golfing, right . Pretty recently . Well, im really not a a golfer. So we were shooting actually a a scene for ballers and i thought, oh, well you know what, let me hit a couple balls. Let me see. So, that particular drive right there, which our camera photographer jeff got. It apparently, according to the guys with the rulers, went about 490 yards. I dont know. Im just saying. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it just it just makes me mad a little bit. You golf a little, right . Jimmy yeah, i golf a lot, yeah, i try. [ light laughter ] but i have never ever combined hit the ball 490 yards. [ laughter ] well, i will say this, regarding 490 yards. A lot of golfers came out like john daly, right, my buddy, hes like, did you really hit the ball heres the thing. What happens in vegas [ light laughter ] jimmy so, yes, so yes, really yeah, it looked like it went 490 yards. I i measure well. Jimmy yeah, exactly. You measured with your eyes. It looked like 490 yards. But but the longest drive, the world record is 515 yards. Yeah. So it so, we we got that. Jimmy you think you can do this . You got you got the record . We yes. In my head, i feel like i got it. Jimmy yeah. But then what the crazy thing was, after that, i actually hit probably that drive and then another two great balls that day when i stepped on a rake. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] and yeah, heres the thing. I was dying to say that stupid joke. Jimmy you have to do that, thats such a great joke. Its such a good joke. Wait, we have big news today for you. You have a brandnew line of under armour gear. Yeah, yeah, thank you, guys. [ cheers ] jimmy its available worldwide today. Tell us about tell us about these bad boys. Damn. [ cheers ] so this is our its our first its our look at this. Okay, so ill tell you, these are the rock deltas. Its my very first shoe that i came out with. [ cheers ] yeah. I got to tell you guys, so with this, much like with every product that was put out through project rock, i trained in these for probably for about over a year, engineered them right and jimmy these exact ones. Those exact ones, by the way. Jimmy for over a year. They finally came out today. Jimmy so comfy. And really thanks to you guys, it is the fastest selling shoe of 2017 for under armour. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy comfortable and light. Theyre light. Theyre light. Theyre light. Jimmy they keep me fast. They keep me furious. [ laughter ] i got to talk about this movie, man. Oh, my gosh. This is yeah. Jimmy i was we had vin on the show, we had Scott Eastwood on the show. Yep. Jimmy and we just i keep saying to these guys, i dont know how you top it and get even crazier in the next movie. But you do. And somehow we do, yeah. Jimmy this is the fate of the furious. And its just exactly what you want. Its action packed, its well directed. We had a scene yesterday we showed with Scott Eastwood where you pick him up sideways. Sideways, yes. Jimmy and throw him up against the wall, which yes. Jimmy i dont think ive ever seen in a movie well, its one thing if you pick somebody up like this. Jimmy yeah. But i think it usually you pick them up and turn them, this way, yes. [ laughter ] jimmy that must have been fun for scott. Scott loved it. Jimmy scott loved it. Scott loved it. Jimmy hes like, can we do one more take, please . Scott hated it. He hated being held up, jacked up sideways like that. Jimmy and then being choked as well. And then being choked, yes. Jimmy but he was funny in it though at least. Because he was like explaining it like, can you please let me go . And i was like, oh my god. Scott was great. Jimmy yeah. I love that guy. Jimmy and statham, who i just love. I know you guys hate each other in the movie, but man, you work well together. I got to tell you something about jason. You know, we we wanted to we wanted to create hopefully create a relationship in the movie that audiences are really going to love. And we have this hate hate relationship in the movie, but we Grow Together like brothers. And it winds up being one of the best relationships in the movies that that audiences love. And any any opportunity i can get to tell jason im going to kick your tea and crumpets eating ass when this whole thing is over [ cheers and applause ] i love it. Jimmy hes the best, dude. Hes the best. Jimmy i have a clip. Here is Dwayne Johnson and jason statham, hes chasing jason through a prison riot in the fate of the furious. Oh yeah, this is crazy [ cheers ] jimmy this is in theaters and imax next friday. Check this out everybody. [ grunting ] rubber bullets. Big mistake. Ah [ more grunting ] ah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how you do it. 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[ light laughter ] the first question is for mr. Jimmy fallon. Boop boop boop boop boop boop beep beep beep beep boop boop boop boop beep. [ phone ringing ] jimmy hello. I just woke up. [ light laughter ] steve im sorry, did i wake you . Jimmy yeah, its all right. Whats up man . Steve oh, im sorry. I have a question for you. Is this mr. Jimmy fallon . Jimmy yeah, hey, its me. [ light laughter ] steve what drink was invented jimmy what drake . Steve what drink not minidrink, regular drink was invented at the university of florida in 1965, and is named after the schools mascot . What is your answer . Jimmy i know this. This is easy. Gatorade steve that is correct. [ cheers and applause ] that means joining dwaynes booth is a cern atlas ambassador who has been called the next einstein. Please welcome 7yearold genius Romanieo Golphin jr. [ cheers and applause ] hi, buddy, how you doing . Good. Hand shake. What a gentleman. Steve there we go. [ cheers and applause ] hes filling his booth. Jimmy what is that . Theres other steve dont you worry about that one. [ light laughter ] get back in your booth. The next question is for dwayne. Just cool it. Beep boop boop boop boop boop yeah, he gets a child genius. [ phone ringing ] excuse me for a second. Your dime, my time, why dont you tell me whats on your sweet mind . [ cheers ] steve dwayne, i have a a question for you. Okay. Steve what type of rock is formed from solidified lava or magma . Excuse me one second. [ light laughter ] that answer would be igneous. Steve yes, it is [ cheers and applause ] well, that means joining jimmys booth is seventime World Champion from monday night raw, make some room for wwe superstar big show [ cheers and applause ] hi. Hello, beautiful. Jimmy how you doing, pal . Were about to get really close. Nice, baby. All right. Jimmy there you go. Oh my gosh. Good to see you, buddy. Good to see you. Jimmy you look great, man. Everything going great . Im awesome right now. Jimmy is there any other kid geniuses back there . [ light laughter ] okay. Steve all right. Next question is for jimmy. Jimmy this is insane. [ phone rings ] jimmy yeah, can you get that . Mr. Fallons phone. Can i help you . Just one moment, please. For you, sir. Jimmy thank you big. Hello. Steve jimmy . Jimmy yes. Steve according to a recent study, what part of a mans body sweats the most . [ light laughter ] its a family show. Remember, its a family show. Jimmy i think i know this one as well. I would say the armpit. Steve ooh, that is wrong. [ buzzer ] [ audience ohs ] the correct answer is the back so joining jimmys booth from their show right here at universal orlando, please welcome the blue man group. [ cheers and applause ] well make more room. Jimmy i dont know what to do. Im so glad i lost weight. Jimmy thank gosh. Get in there. [ cheers ] jimmy hi guys. Nice to see you. Oh, boy. Steve all right. [ audience aws ] next question is for dwayne. Jimmy theres a theres a blue man gone rogue. [ laughter ] steve whats that . Jimmy theres a blue man gone rogue. Steve hell be okay. Jimmy he wants to go in the rocks [ laughter ] you cant tell him what to do. Steve hell be okay. Dont worry about him. Jimmy you cant tell him what to do. Steve you worry about your own booth im going to call dwayne. [ phone rings ] excuse me one second. Okay. All right. Youre creeping out the kid. [ light laughter ] hello . Steve dwayne . Yes. Steve how many planets in our solar system have rings . Jimmy dont ask that kid no. Dont tell him dont tell him. Steve certified genius. Jimmy dont tell that kid. The answer would be four. Steve that is correct [ cheers and applause ] jupiter, neptune, saturn, and uranus. Jimmy big show, you got to help me out, dude. Steve that last planet is uranus. Now, joining jimmys booth im good. [ laughter ] please welcome the mayor of orlando, buddy dyer. [ cheers and applause ] steve shove a hand near jimmys face. Oh, boy. [ howler tone ] we all know what that sound means. Jimmy what . Game over . Steve no. We have plenty more game. Jimmy hi, mr. Mayor. Steve its time for the final call. You look tight in there. Jimmy yeah, thank you. Steve the winner of this next question gets to shove everyone else from the mystery bench audience you got this, jimmy steve into their opponents booth. [ cheers and applause ] let us bring out the mystery bench. Two of our favorite minions, tom and stuart. [ cheers and applause ] steve all right. This final question is for jimmy. Boop boop boop boop boop boop. [ phone rings ] jimmy can someone get that for me . Ill get that for you. Im the phone guy. Jimmy thank you, buddy. Hello. Steve jimmy, can you hear me . Jimmy how did you get this number . [ laughter ] steve this is the final question. How many seconds are there in one day . Jimmy what is dwaynes phone number . [ laughter ] can i use call waiting . Steve no, you may not. Jimmy hes got the genius. Steve you may not phone a a friend. Jimmy how many seconds steve how many seconds in a a day. Jimmy uhoh. One of the blue men are moving steve oh time is up. Jimmy uh, okay. Steve the correct answer was 86,400. Im sorry. [ buzzer ] jimmy yeah, i was going to say that. Thank you very much. 86,396. Steve that means dwayne wins [ cheers and applause ] lets get our winners out here. [ ding ] lets see how many of those people you can shove in jimmys booth. Youll have to shove them in. Come and shove this one in. This is going to be brutal. Oh, no [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh [ cheers and applause ] stuart, stuart get over here. Guys, our thanks to Dwayne Johnson, Romanieo Golphin jr, big show, the blue man group, mayor buddy dyer, and the minions. More tonight show after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] before you set out, you plan to capture every moment. But what you really cant plan for is when the moment captures you. 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Try not to get blue on you. Im sorry about that. What . I dont whats . Jimmy i just hung out with the blue man group. Theyre trouble. Theyre troublemakers. Okay. Okay. Well jimmy youve been spending some time at the park today with the kids. Yes. So ive been here for a few days. I took my kids. We rode your ride, two times. [ cheers and applause ] and let me tell you something. Let me tell you guys something. Its exciting, of course, but its positive, and uplifting, and the entire Madden Family agreed that its their favorite ride in the park. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love you. Loved it. Loved it. Jimmy you brought a photo of you guys on the ride. Heres you guys riding the ride today. [ audience aws ] thank you for we had so much fun. Jimmy thank you for riding the ride. Youre so cool. We had so much fun. Jimmy oh good. I love i mean do you love theme parks . Do you ever get the chance to go with the kids . I love theme parks. I go all the time. I love it. Jimmy do you really . I do. I do. And, by the way, i used to go all the time when i was a kid, and i would say to myself, im never going to be one of those parents who doesnt go on the rides. But i have to say i have been two days in a row today. Im a little jimmy a little foggy. Im 35 now, so, like, i got a little headache. Jimmy youre still a baby though. Im a tad more sensitive. Jimmy me too. And im like, oh, wow, im turning into jimmy thank you, sir. Yeah, what . [ laughter ] jimmy he said you were gorgeous. Youre welcome. Thank you. Youre gorgeous. Jimmy no i think oh it was to you. Jimmy oh, you. Who is gorgeous . [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] jimmy all right. Its most likely you. I guess well just agree to disagree. Jimmy its most likely you. We now have blue on the face, which i like. Jimmy im like a little kid with finger paints. Its starting to move. I like it. [ laughter ] jimmy like my little kids with finger paint. Look what i made, daddy. I want to talk about the show, great news. We talked about this when we saw each other. This is produced by the comedy genius minds of my pal tina fey yes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and Robert Carlock who did who brought you 30 rock. Yes. Jimmy congrats on this. What is great news . What is it about . Okay, so great news is about a very sweet girl named katie who wants to have a job as a serious segment producer on a news show. And her mother decides to get a a senior internship on the show. And i play, along with john Michael Higgins, we are the coanchors of this of this news show. Jimmy and its a great cast as well. Andrea martin from sctv. Its andrea martin. Jimmy legend. John Michael Higgins. Jimmy yep. Horation sanz. Jimmy horatio sanz. Oh, i love him. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, yeah. Jimmy and i was talking to you backstage would you be a good anchor . Would you make yourself you go you think youd be a a better hype man for news . Yes, yes. Jimmy what do you mean . Well like jimmy like ill throw to a a clip you have i mean you know how this you have to deliver lines. And i mean ill do that, but im better with just a little side moment. Just a little jimmy oh, really . Yeah. Just like a little jimmy ill throw to the clip, then you try to side moment you hype it up however you would do it. Okay. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. A clip. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy heres Nicole Richie. Nicole richie [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and john Michael Higgins. John Michael Higgins jimmy in the new comedy great news. Great news woo woo woo woo woo woo jimmy take a look at this. Thats the problem with journalism today. Its more about the personality saying the news than the news itself. A real newsman has no personality. Walter cronkite said one thing at the end of his show, and thats the way it is. Not i feel meh today, or i like breakfast for dinner. I for one will not be betraying the news. Im not a Benedict Arnold like you. Benedict arnold was the only one who wasnt a traitor. Chuck does have a point. Except in the digital era wellreasoned opinions are more valuable than the archaic model of socalled objective journalism. Also, whats a Walter Conkrite . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what is a a Walter Conkrite . Nicole richie great news premieres tuesday april 25th at 9 00 p. M. On nbc. They love it. Well be right back with a a performance from flo rida and 99 percent. Woo stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] april showers it was shaping up to be a most miserable day. But then, destiny struck. Did may imagine april showers bringing her fashionable, flowers at such a sunny price . Never but thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Marshalls. Your surprise is waiting. Man chevy is the most awarded car company, three years in a row. Really lets see how quickly you can read through all their awards. bell ringing man 2 2017 motor trend car of the year. Kelly blue book 2016 best resale value. 2016 j. D. Power highest quality breaking. Agh 10 best. Blah blah blah. 2015. Only about 90 more to go thats a lot of awards chevrolet. The most awarded and Fastest Growing retail brand in 2016. Celebrate with us and get 16 below msrp on select chevy vehicles in stock. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer. [laughs] you have a side that is retired playing tag and gettin tired. You have a side that saves for their tuition. But right now it looks like bedtime is the mission. A side that owns your own store. Looks like you need to expand some more. Thats why theres nationwide. They help protect and grow your many sides. Nationwide is on your side. Various shouting heigh ho its off to work we go woman on the gulf coast, new exxonmobil projects are expected to create over 45,000 jobs. And each job created by the Energy Industry supports two others in the community. Altogether, the industry supports over 9 million jobs nationwide. These are jobs that natural gas is helping make happen, all while reducing americas emissions. Energy lives here. That youre about to suggest all while reducing americas emissions. Something very wicked mr toretto . Surprise. slap theres my boy. Rated pg13 the dinosaurs extinction. Got you outnumbered. Dont listen to them. Not appropriate. Now im mashing these potatoes with my stick of butter. Why dont you sit over here. Something for everyone is awesome. Find your awesome with the Xfinity Stream app. More to stream to every screen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Our next guest is a grammy nominated, multiplatinum selling artist whose new singles featured on the this is a challenge compilation album. Performing cake with 99 percent and a little help from the roots, give it up for flo rida. [ cheers and applause ] universal, orlando. Lets go. Get your hands up. Hey, come on. You know when i come by you know what it look like everything lit all the girls in free anybody inside sipping on a good time you aint gotta rest they can put it on me when they wanna go off they know when my money show off i dont ever get it one way yeah spend it and i get it same day but hey i didnt come here to party i didnt come here to stay i came to leave with somebody i only came for the cake i only came for the cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake i only came for the cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake you know what i came for imma throw a bankroll you aint gotta flex got your mind on me go until its all gone i dont gotta say no i can blow a check tell me what its gon be when they wanna go off they know when my money show off i dont ever get it one way yeah spend it and i get it same day but hey i didnt come here to party i didnt come here to stay i came to leave with somebody i only came for the cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake i only came for the cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake check it out lemme hear you say cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake come on say cake cake cake cake cake let me hear you say cake cake cake cake cake one more time cake cake cake cake cake 1 2 3 come on i only came for the cake i didnt come here to party i didnt come here to stay i came to leave with somebody i only came for the cake [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Flo rida, 99 percent, this is a challenge is available now. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] sweet cinnamonsugar on the outside, crazy on the inside. Crave those crazy squares. Sweet cinnamonsugar on the outside, crazy on the inside. Crave those crazy squares. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Dwayne Johnson, Nicole Richie, flo rida, 99 percent [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there behind me from philadelphia pennsylvania. Were having a great time in universal orlando resort. Were here all week stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching, have a a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Look at how good they look. Oh. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight, rashida jones. From girls, actor andrew ranells. Author and scholar alan dershowitz. Featuring the 8g band with jonathan mover. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, th meyers seth good evening. Im seth meyers, this is late night. How is everyone doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] well, that is just wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Pepsi is being accused of appropriating a racial protest movement. In an ad starring supermodel Kendall Jenner, its being called the worst commercial since this ad for coke. [ laughter ]

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