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And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 649, turks and caicos. Yeah. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey [ cheers and applause ] looking good, looking good out there. Welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Youre here. Thank you for being here. Thanks for watching. Guys, lets see what everyones talking about. Hillary clinton is back in the news. She gave a big speech in San Francisco last night and encouraged her supporters to, quote, resist, insist, persist and enlist. [ scattered applause ] and she pointed to herself and said, still pissed. [ laughter and applause ] all rhymes, i guess. Listen to this, in a new interview trumps soninlaw and top adviser Jared Kushner said the government should be run like a company where the citizens are the customers. And people said, well, in that case we have a president wed like to exchange. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] who do we talk to who do i talk to . Thats right, trumps been having a pretty rough couple of weeks. Last night, cnn interviewed some people who voted for him in the election. Lets see whether theyre still behind him. Do you trust the president . [ laughter ] in what vein . Jimmy in what vein . It was so quiet you could actually hear an Approval Rating drop. Steve really . [ applause ] wow, thats quiet. Jimmy hey, guys, i saw that crayola is retiring one of its 24 crayon colors for first time in 100 years. [ audience groans ] i dont know why. Yeah, theyre announcing its replacement on friday and theyre trying to make the new color a bit more relevant to 2017. For example, politics is dominating the news, so crayola is considering president ial orange. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] they might honor trumps entire cabinet with super white. [ cheers ] to honor of the gop healthcare bill theres paul ryan blueit. [ cheers and applause ] democrats are proposing the new color impeachment. [ cheers and applause ] and finally, they even let education secretary betsy devos name her own crayon, this is the chewiest popsicle ive ever eaten red. Dont eat the crayon, betsy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] hi great crowd tonight, hey, everybody, welcome. Thank you so much for being here. Steve good looking, too. Jimmy oh, theyre excited. Guys, we have some big, exciting news. Next week we are taking the show to Universal Studios in orlando, florida. [ cheers and applause ] nice. I heard its like 90 degrees. Steve 90 degrees. Jimmy woo, man. Im ready to get tan, man. Steve yeah. Jimmy spend all day just laying out. Steve yeah. Jimmy no, were there, were working. Were going to launch our brandnew tonight show ride called race through new york. Youre going to love it. [ scattered applause ] its so cool. We have some giant guests joining us down there to help celebrate. We have vin diesel will be there. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have Blake Shelton will be there. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Dwayne Johnson will be there. Steve come on [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and were going to have performances from pitbull. [ cheers and applause ] flo rida. Steve what . Jimmy and jason derulo. Oh, yeah. And it all starts monday. Monday night when i face off against Shaquille Oneal in a a lip sync battle to end all lip sync battles. [ cheers and applause ] he wanted to lip sync battle me. Steve and guess what . He got one. Jimmy yeah, well, he came last time he was on he was like, i wanna lip sync battle you. [ laughter ] i go, i cant believe you want to do that. He goes, i want it. Im shaq. [ light laughter ] i go, all right, man. Lets do it. So i dont know what hes got up his sleeve. I dont know what hes doing. I never know the songs. He doesnt know my songs either. So im ready to shaq. Steve shaq. Jimmy Shaquille Oneal. Monday night. Get ready. Its going to go down. Steve gosh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy set your tivos. Steve yeah, hes going to do love shack. Jimmy yeah. Oh, he might. But first, guys, we have a a fantastic show tonight. We love it when she is on the show. The wonderful katie holmes is here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shes the best. Plus from the hbo series girls. Andrew rannells is stopping by as well. [ cheers and applause ] later in the show, katie, andrew and i are playing pup quiz. Its very its gonna be fun. Stick around for that. [ cheers and applause ] we have great music from the grammy Award Winning Zac Brown Band. [ cheers and applause ] steve hey come on. Jimmy these guys know how to do it. If youve never seen these guys live well, you will tonight, but theyre unbelievable. They just know how to do it. My buddy went to go see them. Hes like he didnt even know. Hes like, i know a couple songs. But they offered my friend tickets. And hes like, yeah, ill go see it. So he went to go see it. He said the best concert hes ever seen in his life. Zac brown. [ cheers and applause ] get ready. Theyre here tonight. Guys, it is time for screen grabs. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] make me wanna screen grab jimmy now these are some weird, funny things that you guys have found on the internet or other places and then sent in to us. This first screen grab was sent in by jamie esperto in south huntington, new york. He was watching some local news and saw this story. Man in boxers leads police on brief chase. [ light laughter ] steve come on. Jimmy i guess maybe he had a suspicious package. I dont know. [ light laughter ] steve after he was debriefed. Jimmy he was debriefed, yes. Steve hes hiding hes hiding under there. Jimmy where is he . Steve under there. [ light laughter ] jimmy under where . Oh, so good. Steve come on. Jimmy so good. Oh, thank you. Steve third grade. Jimmy thank you, yeah. Next one was sent in by jamie forest in aberdeen, south dakota. She was browsing facebook and saw this for sale. Couch 150. Ever since we got it, my kid has been sick. Needs to go. Has a weird smell to it. [ light laughter ] dont oversell it. Steve yeah, ill take two. Jimmy at that price, nothing that a little febreeze cant fix. Steve my kids been sick. Jimmy kids been sick ever since we got it. Smells weird. Steve what couch you thinkin about gettin . Well this one here jimmy at least hes very honest. Almost too honest, yeah. This next one was sent in by houda schecktar right here in queens. She spotted these headlines on cnns website. The top one says, north korea fires projectiles, Serena Williams fires back. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my moneys on serena. Steve yeah. Jimmy next one was sent in by nick purdue in orlando, florida. Hey, were gonna see you soon. He was shopping on amazon for a a fire pit. Steve okay. Jimmy you know the things you you sit around steve in the backyard. Jimmy in the backyard, yeah. Well check out this one he found here. Indoor dining room table. I dont see any issues with that at all. Steve no, i dont think thats dangerous at all. Jimmy six foot flames in your dining room. Steve not at all. Why would that be a problem . Put that weird smelling couch next to it and youd be set. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats true. You got a smelly couch. That is insane to me. I love it. Thats crazy. Steve thats a fourfoot flame. Jimmy oh, my gosh. This next one was sent in by Craig Woodson in searcy, arkansas. He was looking at a chinese food menu online. Lets see what he found. Egg rolls and fried woman with cream cheese. [ light laughter ] i guess they do chinese a a little differently down in arkansas. Steve just a little, yeah. Jimmy its like, ill have some fried woman, please. This next screen grab was sent in by zachary zahon in valley view, ohio. He was shopping online for a a spiderman balloon, and found this. There it is. [ laughter ] comes in with a what . Whats the problem . Steve at least you know its spider man. Hes got his web shooter right there. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Comes with a handy tab, you just gotta tie a string to. Thats also how you blow it up. Jimmy this next one was sent in by josh helgenson helgerson in waconia, minnesota. He was checking out facebook and found this for sale. Crotches 10. Adult crotches. [ light laughter ] first i thought it was a typo, then he wrote it twice. So steve he didnt want jimmy hes selling adult crotches. Steve adults, yeah. Not for kids. Jimmy no. Steve its not like spiderman. Jimmy we are down to our last one here. This is from jimmy gardener in toronto, canada. He was in a record store and he spotted an album for a musician from the 1970s named peter mccann, who had a hit song, do you want to make love . Steve oh, yeah. Jimmy anyways, he says peter looks a a lot like me. Steve what . Jimmy and i dont know if i see it. But here it is here. [ light laughter ] doesnt look like me, really. Does he . I kind of want to hear his song, though. Can we get to hear do you want to make love . What is he telling us . Do you want to make love or do you just want to fool around [ cheers and applause ] jimmy pretty good. Great song. I dont know if he looks like me. Can we put the album over my face . [ cheers and applause ] can we play the steve nothing like you. Jimmy can we play the song . Do you want to make love or do you just want to fool around i guarantee it will bring you down if you try and fool yourself do you want to make love [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats good. Thats all the time we have for screen grabs. If you have any funny screen grabs, email it to us at screengrabs tonightshow. Com. We might put it on the show. Stick around. Well be back with more of the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ok lets call his agent. 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[ cheers ] now, its impossible to predict who is going to go all the way. But youre in luck because when it comes to predicting things, weve have a secret weapon, and its puppies. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the puppy predictors 2017 final four edition. Here we go. Puppy predictors puppy predictors jimmy welcome, welcome to the puppy predictors 2017 final four edition. And heres how it works. We have nine puppies, and we have four bowls of kibble, one for South Carolina, gonzaga, oregon, and north carolina. Whichever teams bowl gets the most puppies will be crowned the national champ. [ cheers and applause ] now, lets meet the puppies [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, calm down. Guys, calm down. We tonight we have ron bell, kyle mcadams, mary kennedy, ted mooney, donna braylon, peter winston, roger blain, lisa armstrong, and gary frick jr. [ cheers ] oh, hey, guys. Hi, guys now, get ready. I want it to be a fair, fair match, okay . [ light laughter ] no wandering around, no butt sniffing, any of that stuff, okay . You guys ready to do this . [ cheers ] okay, lets release the puppies [ cheers and applause ] hi, guys. Hi, guys oh looks like oh, its oregon. Oregon is the winner [ cheers and applause ] we have a winner. Hey, guys. [ cheers ] there we go. Thats the winner right there, national champs. [ audience aws ] oregon. You guys did a good job. You did such a great job. Oregon will be crowned the 2017 national champs. [ cheers and applause ] you heard it here first. Enjoy the final four, everybody. Well be right back with katie holmes. [ cheers and applause ] ive been with starbucks now 9 years. Ive been retired for 11. One day my wife came home and said, youre driving me crazy. So, i figured ok, well as much coffee as i drink in my life starbucks was a logical place to work. When i first heard of cold brew i was like, we got iced coffee, why are we doing this . Until i drank it. Cold brew, you coarse grind it. 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Well, i think i was a little confused because ive been waiting on your call. Jimmy you thought i was going to call you . I did well, youre a better singer. Jimmy no, im not. This is your tradition. I cant take it from you. You want me to do it . Yes. Jimmy okay then ill call you next this christmas. Deal. Maybe this easter. Jimmy easter. An easter one. Jimmy ill do a maybe you guys could write a a little easter jingle. Jimmy tough, i mean what do we have . We have peter cottontail is the only one. Peter cottontail is the one and only right . They kind of cornered the market. They did. Jimmy alright well, well think of something. Theres a lane for you, jimmy. Jimmy yeah i can do it, right . I can do it. Yeah, you just saw the puppies that predicted oregon to win. Are you following the ncaa . I know youre a big im a big basketball fan. I come from a big basketball family. My dad played at marquette under al mcgwire. [ cheers and applause ] so, everyone is like very good in my family except for me. We were just at the ncaas this weekend at msg and it was incredible. We watched the South Carolina florida game. Jimmy oh my goodness. [ cheers ] and the florida wisconsin game. Oh, my god. Jimmy florida, that was insane. Do you freak cause ive played youre pretty competitive. Ive played games with you before. Yes. Jimmy are you an intense fan as well . Im a very intense fan, no matter what, because im the youngest of five. So i used to go to all my brothers and sisters games when i was little. So i am just like i pray, i do rituals, and my nephew was on a Great Basketball Team this year. And i would listen on the radio, and i would have to like, you know, run on the treadmill because i would be so like, oh, my god, oh my god, theres two minutes left, oh my god. Oh my god. Kind of like just like, you know all of those things. Jimmy i love that you get that into it. And then if im there im not above yelling anything i want at that ref. [ cheers ] like, youre ugly, you suck, i hate you. Jimmy youre ugly . You go to his looks . I dont just to distract. Jimmy just to get in his head . Yeah, just say youre ugly. Yell at them guys. Poor referees. Youre so mean. Jimmy youre so mean. Those pants are too tight. [ light laughter ] anything. Jimmy i love that you get into it. I just want to be a part of it. Jimmy yeah. Its fun. Its good. Its fun being a fan. You know, i was looking at all the things that youve done in your career, and i realized that youve been in this business acting, and now directing, for 20 years. Isnt that crazy . Crazy. Jimmy does that make any sense . And i met you when i was a when we were both babies. Jimmy yeah, but i was still an older baby when we first met. You really are still a baby, but thats i mean, thats wild. I mean, thats crazy. Do you remember i always like hearing stories of things like either you were up for a role, and then it went a different direction. Do you have any of those stories . I do have a story about that. I was a junior in high school, and i went out to l. A. For a a pilot season. And i tried out for buffy the vampire slayer. [ cheers ] and like the scheduling and, well, it didnt work out and jimmy you got really you got close to that one . I got close. Then it was the year later they were casting Dawsons Creek. [ cheers ] now its buffys 20th reunion. Jimmy sarah michelle, its fantastic. I know. I know. She was amazing in that. Jimmy yeah, the best. Thats crazy, though. Isnt that wild . So theres that and then you got on Dawsons Creek. Yeah. Jimmy i want to hear about the kennedys after camelot. Because this is the second time youre playing jackie. Mmhmm. Jimmy do you channel something . Is there something in your brain that you go, i just want to finish this story . Well, i sat down with the producers to do this a couple of years ago. And the reason i thought this was a really important project is because you have this incredible family thats so glamorous and this woman who seems to have it all. But they went through such tragic events but they always stayed together as a family. So its very relatable. And i think that you see so many moments in this mini series where its real human moments, and real family moments. And so when you strip away the name of these people, and all of the prestige, theyre pretty human just like all of us. So thats what made me want to do this again, and i do love jackie kennedy. Jimmy yeah. She was this amazing person and i listened to the tapes that the kennedy tapes that were released a couple of years ago n jimmy she had a good sense a fool, and yes, she was controlling a a lot. Ted kennedy. I cant wait. It was so much fun, and i onef the episodes, and we my thats so fun. It was so fun. J jimmy hes always hes i mean come on, hes the best. Way over there, and were just going to say it in chinese this. Tre but jimmy wait, wait, what to do something different. Jimmy something different. And he was like im in a fat suit right now, but i will give it one more. Jimmy yeah, hell do like one more take. Yeah . Im uncomfortable, but i will give it one more. Jimmy well the last miniseries you did won four emmys so i think youre on the right track. Youre doing the right thing. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres katie holmes and Matthew Perry in the kennedys after camelot. Take a look at this. I probably shouldnt have told you. Is wle things been i didnt think youd come if you knew, but now youre h and everythings going to be okay. varou, everybody. Katie and i are playing pup everybody. Katie and i are playing pup [ cheers and applause ] hey allergy muddlers are you one sneeze away from being voted out of the carpool . 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[ cheers and appus e pup quiz pup pup quiz [ barking ] jimmy now, playing tonight, we have the star of the new miniseries the kennedys after camelot, its katie holmes [ cheers and applause ] and from hbos girls, Andrew Rannells, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] and this is the this is the okay, okay, sure. [ audience aws ] all right, ill make sure that happens. [ audience aws ] [ light laughter ] this is the first puppy up for grabs tonight. This is gary frick jr. Right here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] now, heres how the game works. Its like a puppy theme tonight. Heres how the game works. Ill be asking both of you animal trivia questions, okay . I got it. Jimmy you answer correctly, youll win a golden retriever puppy. [ light laughter ] if you answer incorrectly, your opponent gets the puppy. [ light laughter ] okay. Jimmy most puppies wins. Katie, youre up first. Heres the question. Okay, okay. Jimmy what animal has an eye bigger than its brain . Is it a, an ostrich . B, a blue whale . Or c, a ringtailed lemur . Its, uh its a its its a its a blue whale. Jimmy that is incorrect. [ buzzer ] im so sorry. The correct answer is ostrich. Oh. I get a puppy jimmy you get a puppy [ cheers and applause ] andrew gets a there he is. Oh, my god. Jimmy i know, just aw. Thanks, katie. [ barking ] jimmy oh, hey. Thanks, katie. Oh, yeah. Hes sweet, he loves you. Come here. Jimmy our next question is for you, andrew. Yes. Jimmy it is besides apes, what is the only other animal that will laugh when tickled . Is it, a, a dolphin . B, a cockatiel . Or c, a rat . Oh, god. [ light laughter ] um, dolphin [ buzzer ] oh. Jimmy that is incorrect. The correct answer is a rat. [ audience ews ] ew. Jimmy someone who wants to tickle a rat . Jimmy i didnt say they wanted to, but some decided [ barking ] oh. Jimmy did research and they had to do oh, no. [ barking ] oh. Oh, because he got it wrong. I get it. [ barking ] yep, yep. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Jimmy that sound means its time for double puppardy. Oh, god. Oh, god. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy the questions the questions are now worth two puppies. [ light laughter ] i got him. Jimmy watch out, buddy. Hey, be cool there, buddy. [ laughter ] all right. This question is for katie. Oh, god. Jimmy what animals communicate with each other using a complex series of body movements known as the waggle dance . Is it a, birds of paradise . B, bees . Or c, seahorses . Oh, um i mean a. Jimmy youre gonna go a . A. Jimmy birds of paradise . Yeah. Jimmy no, im sorry. [ buzzer ] thats incorrect. The correct answer is bees. Oh. Jimmy bees do the waggle dance. I get two puppies [ cheers ] jimmy you get two more puppies. You have three. Andrew, you have three puppies. Oh. That was that was nice. Its like puppy jenga. Come here. Oh, my god. [ laughter ] jimmy puppy jenga, okay. Stay close. Jimmy the next question. Do you have your shots . [ laughter ] jimmy yes, they have. They all have them . Jimmy they do, yeah. Okay, great. [ laughter ] jimmy this next question goes to andrew. It says oh, my god. [ light laughter ] jimmy j. Fred muggs was the mascot and the cohost of the today show in the 1950s. What type of animal was he . Was he, a, a bulldog . Was he b, a peacock . Or was he c, a chimpanzee . Im going to go with peacock. Jimmy because its nbc. Yeah. Jimmy that would be incorrect. [ buzzer ] he was a chimpanzee. [ light laughter ] j. Fred muggs was a chimpanzee. Katie, you get two puppies. Oh wow. [ cheers and applause ] ready . Jimmy its a very close game. [ bag i really thought i had that. Oh, wow. Jimmy yeah, you did, right . Right. Yeah. What is it . What is it . Jimmy oh, hes licking. Oh. Jimmy hes licking you. Oh, oh, oh. Jimmy oh, he wants to talk to you. Oh, yeah, yeah. He wants to talk to you. Oh, my god. [ barking ] you know what that sound means . Its similar to the other sound, but its different. [ laughter ] should have added a different sound. What is that . Jimmy that sound means that its time for final puppardy. Oh. Jimmy this is for all of your opponents puppies. [ light laughter ] they sure smell like puppies jimmy and the game. So, its three to three. Okay. Jimmy here we go. You can pick up your ipads, if you can, next to your chairs. Okay. Jimmy this is a numbers question, okay . Okay. [ barking ] jimmy youll write down your answers, and whoever is closer to the correct answer is the pup quiz champion. [ laughter ] no secrets. No hints. Come here. Jimmy no helping. No helping. Okay. Okay. Jimmy all right, ready . Here we go. Come on. [ clears throat ] roughly how many pet corgis has Queen Elizabeth had during her reign . [ barking ] no no hints. [ light laughter ] wait. Jimmy ready . Okay. [ light laughter ] here we go. Oh, come on. Did you is everyone done . Yes. [ laughter ] jimmy andrew, what did you write down . 38 jimmy 38. Katie what did you write down . Oh, 26. The correct answer is 32. Andrew rannells is the winner. Oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy katie, im sorry, i have to take these puppies away from you. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy and give them to andrew here. Wait, i get jimmy one more puppy one more puppy for you. Oh, my gosh. [ audience aws ] jimmy im sorry to do this to you. Theres another one. Oh, yes. Im allergic. [ laughter ] jimmy the last puppy. Oh, hes perfect. Jimmy oh, no. Here he comes. Im sorry, katie. Jimmy heres the puppy. Aw, little baby puppy. Jimmy oh, my god. Congratulations. Our thanks to katie holmes, Andrew Rannells, and all these adorable puppies. [ cheers and applause ] were talking to andrew after the break. Stick around, everybody. Ohh jimmy youre holding youre holding six puppies. [ cheers and applause ] [ barking ] degree has redefined deodorant with motionsense technology. So that i can redefine. Power. Footwork. Range. And the more i move, the more it works. Giving me superior protection. On, and off, the court. Degree. 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I just got off the phone with steve harvey, and he said, yeah, thats whats got to happen, man. [ laughter ] fine. Jimmy you got to split it. Yeah. She can have three of my puppies. You know what i have to say . Jimmy yeah . That was the final Dawsons Creek cast member that ive met. Like i had the three other ones, but i never had collected katie holmes. [ laughter ] and now jimmy you collected meetings . Ive got all four. So jimmy youve met jo jo jack . Yeah, ive met them all now. Jimmy the beek . Yeah. Jimmy michelle . Yes. [ cheers ] jimmy youve met everybody . Ive met them all. Jimmy so now you have the whole collection . But now im done. Jimmy thats it man. I got them all. Jimmy he did it [ cheers and applause ] pokemon, get em all. Collect them all. Thanks again for coming back. Thanks for playing the game. Thanks for the puppies. Jimmy congratulation oh, please, enjoy them. Thanks, thank you. Jimmy congratulations on falsettos. Oh, thank you so much. Jimmy it had a great run. Thank you, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] the last time i was here, yes, i was in falsettos and jimmy man, you can sing man. Thank you very much. Yeah, im very, very proud and very happy that we got to do a a cast album which now which came out, so thats available now to be purchased. Jimmy wow at a fine music store near you. [ light laughter ] so yeah, im very excited. Jimmy if people still go to music stores. People still go to music stores. Jimmy or itunes or itunes jimmy spotify. Yeah. Jimmy check out falsettos. But falsettos the cast album is now out. Which im very excited, yeah. Jimmy the cast album is available. Speaking of singing, can we talk about girls and what you did last week . Yeah. I got to do a little singing on girls. Jimmy this went everywhere, man. [ cheers and applause ] well jimmy this was a viral moment. Thats very nice. Well, we had talked about this idea. Jenni konner and lena dunham had talked to me about this idea, that what if elijah was auditioning for musicals. So, we started talking about sort of my early life in new york auditioning for musicals. Because, i had a good, like, ten years of trying out for stuff that i sometimes would get, mostly did not. And i told them a story about auditioning for this musical lysistrata jones that then came to broadway, but it involved like a College Basketball team. And much like happened in last weeks episode, like, i showed up and i sang and that all went fine. And then i read, and that all went fine. And then we started dancing, which is like always a little dicey for me because im not really a dancer. But i like made it through. And then they were like, and now were going to introduce basketballs. [ light laughter ] because its a basketball musical. So they like wheeled out these carts of basketballs. But i was thinking like, whatever, its a musical. So like, who is going to be good at basketball in this room . [ laughter ] turns out all those bastards had like secret basketball skills. Everybody was like twirling balls and like doing [ bleep ]. I was like, youre all supposed to be in musical theater. Were not supposed to be good at sports. [ laughter ] why jimmy you dont play sports. Why is anyone good at sports . [ laughter ] so then i was terrible at it. Jimmy were you supposed to dance with the basketball . Yes, it was a disaster. [ light laughter ] jimmy so what like i dont even understand what you would do. It was just like, dribbling and doing passes. [ laughter ] and like jimmy they dont call it passes. Like things. Jimmy they um no . Jimmy no. Oh, okay. Like a shot. Jimmy lets just call it passes. Shots jimmy yeah. Shots and things. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Strangely, i got that job, though. Jimmy you got cast . Yeah, i still got cast in it. Jimmy no way [ cheers and applause ] yeah, i did. Jimmy it was your charm it was your talent that got you cast. I think it did. And then but in the show once i was doing it, there was like the peak of the second act was this basketball game that had to happen on stage. Which was very like, you know, theatricalized, but it involved me making, like, three baskets that were plot points that i had to be like kakung. [ laughter ] and i probably like four four shows out of eight would make the baskets. [ light laughter ] but the scoreboard had to change anyway because it was like a plot point. So id be like, oof. And then it would not go in and then it would be like, score [ laughter ] and the audience was like, wait, what . Jimmy wait, what . Whats happening right now . And i was worried jimmy like, this is a play, everybody. Its a play, just like lighten up. Jimmy go with it. Yeah. My friend patti murin was also she was in the show with me and she would make every basket, like every night. And i was like, how is that possible . How does anyone ever make a a basket . [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Kakunk. I mean [ laughter ] right, yeah. Thats my form. Jimmy thats thats all you need, man. Thats why it didnt go well . Jimmy but this thing on girls, you sang a song is it a song from smash . It sure as hell is. It is a song from the nbcs smash and i well, we were talking about like, what elijah should sing for his auditions. We were like we kicked around a couple of ideas. And then i was like, why are we even wasting time . I should just sing let me be your star from the hit show smash. [ cheers ] jimmy and you know how did you know that . I mean just cause well because like, coming from that broadway world, like i know all of those people jimmy yeah. Who were on that tv show. Christian borle was one of the leads of that show, who i did falsettos with. Like, i knew all those folks. And, it was like a show that like everybody watched. Jimmy is it marc shaiman did he marc shaiman and Scott Wittman who wrote hairspray. Who gave me my first job. And then tracy the girl that played tracy turnblad, Marissa Jaret winokur. Jimmy yeah. Plays the casting director in this episode. So its all jimmy easter eggs, easter eggs, easter eggs. Yeah. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Here is Andrew Rannells in last sundays episode of girls. This is fantastic, take a look. Shell do all she can for the love of one man and the millions who love from afar im what youve been needing its all here and my hearts pleading let me be your star [ cheers and applause ] okay. You can stay for the monologue. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats okay. Thats phenomenal. You are phenomenal yeah, right. Jimmy that was great. We love you, we love you. Yeah, right. Jimmy Andrew Rannells, everybody. Girls airs sundays at 10 00 p. M. On hbo. Zac brown band performs for us next. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they are a a grammy awardwinning, multiplatinumselling band whose highly anticipated new album welcome home is out may 12th. Performing my old man, please welcome Zac Brown Band. [ cheers and applause ] he was a giant when i was just a kid i was always trying to do everything he did i can still remember every lesson he taught me growing up learning how to be like my old man he was a lion we were a fathers pride but i was defiant when he made me walk the line he knew how to lift me up and when to let me fall looking back he always had a plan my old man my old man feel the callus on his hands and dusty overalls my old man now i finally understand i have a lot to learn from my old man now im a giant got a son of my own hes always trying to go everywhere i go i do the best i can to raise him up the right way hoping that he someday wants to be like his old man my old man i know one day well meet again as hes looking down my old man i hope hes proud of who i am im trying to fill the boots of my old man my old man [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, buddy. Oh, my goodness. Im a mess. Zac brown band. Come on. [ cheers and applause ] welcome home is the name of the record. Their welcome home tour kicks off this spring. My thanks to katie holmes, Andrew Rannells, Zac Brown Band once again [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. And the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight morgan freeman, star of the missing, actress keeley hawes, u. S. Skier and olympic gold medalist, mikaela shiffrin, music from bastille, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. Very good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump told senators yesterday that they would make a deal on health care because, quote, thats such an easy one. [ laughter ] okay, well, m [ ug

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