And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 644 yeah. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hello, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you and welcome, everyone. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Im so happy youre here. Thank you so much. Im your host, jimmy fallon. Lets get to some news, you guys. I read that President Trump still doesnt have enough votes to pass the Republican Health care bill tomorrow. [ scattered cheers ] then another guy said [ putin impression ] okay, how many do you need this time . [ laughter and applause ] yes, i can do it. Actually a a big story today came out that trumps former Campaign ManagerPaul Manafort worked for a a russian billionaire and helped promote putins agenda. Manafort quit when he realized he could just work for an american billionaire and achieve the same thing. [ cheers and applause ] why not . And get this, it turns out Paul Manafort was paid 10 million to advocate for putin. Trump was furious. He said, thats more than he pays me. [ laughter and applause ] we negotiated. The whole things pretty surprising because manafort was asked about that kind of thing a couple months ago and his denial was pretty convincing. Take a look. So to be clear, mr. Trump has no Financial Relationships with any russian oligarchs . If thats what he said thats what i said. Thats obviously what their our position is. [ light laughter ] jimmy good good enough for me. That was good. [ light laughter ] at his White House Briefing today, sean spicer was asked about manaforts ties to russia, and putin, and it got pretty testy. Check this out. The president was not aware of pauls clients from the last decade. Now all this is coming out and you know, but what else is coming out . What else dont we know . I mean, where he went to school . What grades he got . Who he played with in the sandbox. [ light laughter ] jimmy who he rode the seesaw with. If he was just like me and sat on one end waiting to make a a friend. I mean, theres plenty we dont know about him. If he went to prom by himself. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, Supreme Court nominee neil gorsuch started his confirmation hearings this week and he said that he has his law students think about their legacies by having them write an obituary about themselves. [ audience groans ] yeah. Incidentally thats also part of the Republican Health care plan. Which i think [ applause ] morbid. Steve a bad idea, yeah. Jimmy they should take that out. Steve yeah, why would you put that in there . Jimmy i think its a bad idea. Of course senators asked gorsuch some tough questions. They even through in some weird ones. Listen to this guy. My son dallen, teenager, said ask him if he would rather fight 100 duck size horses or one horsesize duck . [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Yeah. And then 12 hours later there was this one. My wife also sent me a text a little bit ago and said and im sure she didnt expect me to read it, but, how in the world is gorsuch able to go so many hours at a time without peeing . [ light laughter ] jimmy i think gorsuch was like, yeah. Without peeing. Hahahaha. Hahahaha. [ applause ] trump was like, just what i need, another leaker. I cant have it. I cant have it. [ cheers and applause ] find out who it is. Today gorsuch spent a lot of time trying to prove that he wouldnt always agree with President Trump. But this is very interesting. Listen to him talk about the founding father, john hancock. Watch this. But they know that thats his signature, because he wrote his name so bigly big and boldly. You just said bigly. Bigly [ laughter ] jimmy he said bigly. [ applause ] thats right. Then gorsuch pulled off his mask and was like, i fooled you it was me all along [ laughter and applause ] scooby doo meddling kids. I saw this week, trumps kids, don jr. , ivanka and eric took their families on a ski trip to aspen. Which was fun til they said, wait. If were all here whos watching dad . Uh, lets go. Get on a plane right now. [ laughter and applause ] everyone get your stuff. He might be tweeting right now well, this is everywhere. Last night on wheel of fortune a contestant was down to the final letter on a puzzle and it seemed like a sure thing. But check out how it went. 600. K. No. [ light laughter ] jimmy naked desire. No. Turns out that wasnt the only mistake in that episode check this out. F. No. 600. N. [ light laughter ] no. B. [ light laughter ] jimmy bone in 60 seconds . Steve yeah, its a viagra ad. Jimmy the whole show was a a disaster. And finally, you guys, march madness is back tomorrow with the sweet 16 [ cheers and applause ] woo and to help us understand all of the big matchups, Shaquille Oneal has actually put together a video to explain his brackets and show us who he thinks will win this weeks game. Its time for the tonight show shaqet. [ cheers and applause ] im shaq, lets check in on my bracket. This is shaq bracket. This is shaqet. Here we go. Wisconsin verse florida. Cheese versus oranges. Cheese is a food. Orange is a food and a color. Thats called multitasking. Orange is better, florida wins. [ cheers ] baylor and south carolina. Baylor sounds like taylor. Shaq loves taylor swift. Shaq it off shaq it off baylor wins. Gonzaga versus west virginia. Gonzaga sounds like one of those words that pops up when batman punches a dude. Bam kapow. Gonzaga. Gonzaga wins. Xavier verse arizona. Xray, love it. Xylophone, love it. Xmas, love it. X words is the best words. Xavier wins. [ light laughter ] kansas versus purdue. Perdue chicken. I love chicken nuggets. Its the only way i could eat a a dinosaur. Sorry dinosaurs. Its shaqs turn. Purdue wins. Oregon verse michigan. Oregon trail. Best game of all time. Hunt some bison. Caught the wagon, you died of dysentery. Oregon wins. [ light laughter ] North Carolina verse butler. I love butlers. Mr. Belvedere. Geoffrey from fresh prince. Michael caine. Jeeves. Ask jeeves. Heres a question for jeeves, whos going to win . Butler. [ light laughter ] ucla versus kentucky. Ucla, thats too many letters. Thats like half the alphabet. You cant just name your college gboplzt, thats messed up. Kentucky wins. [ light laughter ] lets skip to the end. Louisiana state wins. Thats where i went to school. Im shaq. Jimmy there you go. [ cheers and applause ] thats my man. We have a great show tonight, you guys. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have got a fun show tonight. The star of the new film wilson, Woody Harrelson is here, ladies and gentlemen. Steve yeah woody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy plus, hes a good friend of the show, wwe superstar, john cena is here. Steve come on [ cheers and applause ] good dude. Jimmy hes going to talk about wrestlemania 33. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah. John and i are going to do the whisper challenge later in the show. I cant wait for that. Steve its going to be fun. Jimmy yeah, its fun. Thats a game you can play at home too. Steve i know you play along. You can turn down the sound. Its so fun so fun jimmy and we have great music, then well turn it back up. We have great music from Martin Garrix and dua lipa steve yo [ cheers and applause ] scared to be lonely. You wanna hear a little taste of it . Steve yeah, give me a a taste. Jimmy its fantastic. Steve bust off a piece. Jimmy here we go. Is it just my body are we both losing our mind jimmy thats what i do on the subway. Get my jams on. Steve your heartbeat jam, yeah. Get to be lonely steve do your thing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats all i can give you. Its like a rave. Yeah, i rave out, man. Steve the used car lot. Jimmy yeah, its super fun. Why not . Guys, we have a lot of interns who work on the show. We absolutely love them. Theyre the greatest cause we dont pay them. [ light laughter ] no, we do. But this is so many students apply and it is hard to know who to choose. Recently a student named Jake Sirianni from Washington State university sent in a a video that caught our eye. He took footage from our show Danny Radcliffe rapping, somehow edited daniel out and inserted himself into it and changed all the lyrics to show why hed be a great intern. [ light laughter ] take a look at this. Archives of steve allen all around the internet if i want it physically ill grab a video casette studio 6b with jimmy fallon next to me do you need an intern cause im getting a degree in communications nbcs a station to view content creation from the Comcast Corporation heres my declaration dedicated diligent and driven lookin for an intern well i recommend you listen johnny jay and jimmy have come out with the hits would it be ever so hard to throw a jake in the mix monologues evergreen bounce from watching since i was a teen an internship woud be a dream new york city the top of the heap id wake up in a city that never sleeps optimistic obedient and a trend setter need more information please read my cover letter desirous equipped hard work ethic appetite for comedy and im energetic young team member im sure you will find theres zero doubt in my mind ill be on the next flight i bid you a very heartfelt goodnight [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on steve come on [ cheers and applause ] i like that jake. Jimmy thats not bad, right . That is amazing. Jake, if youre watching, and you better be watching [ light laughter ] [ drumroll ] the answer is yes. Pack your bags, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] ill see you this summer, baby. I cant wait to meet you, man. Get ready to work. Congratulations, jake. Thats great, man. I cant wait to meet that guy. [ light laughter ] its going to be fun. Guys, you know we live, we live in a branddriven society. Name recognition is everything. The problem is what makes a a good name for one thing, might make a bad name for something else. Or a great name for something else. Steve wow. Jimmy yeah. With that in mind it is time for a segment we call, good names, bad names, great names. [ cheers and applause ] good names bad names great names yes jimmy first up, we have one a day. Thats a good name for a a vitamin brand. It is a bad name for a dating website. [ light laughter ] great name for a sean spicer meltdown. [ cheers and applause ] only one a day. Steve just one. Jimmy next up we have snuggle. Thats a good name for a fabric softener. A bad name for an uber driver. [ light laughter ] a great name for a christian dating app. See what im saying . [ laughter and applause ] uber driver. Steve uber driver. Jimmy after that we have big red. Steve yeah. Jimmy thats a good name for a gum. Bad name for a dermatologists office. [ light laughter ] great name for Donald Trumps neck ties. [ laughter and applause ] they are theyre longer. Steve theyre big and red. Jimmy theyre longer. Steve theyre long and red, yeah. Jimmy next we have uggs. That is a good name for a boot company. Bad name for a knockoff brand of eggs. [ light laughter ] steve theyre a dime cheaper. Jimmy honey, want any scrambled uggs . [ light laughter ] its a great name for a caveman a capella group. Steve yeah jimmy there you go. Steve uggs. Jimmy uggs. Steve ugg ugg ugg ugg ugg. Me hate you jimmy after that we have gone with the wind. That is a good name for a a movie. It is a bad name for a bank. [ light laughter ] oh yeah. Great name for a cheap umbrella. Yeah, i know those ones. [ applause ] steve my eye jimmy up next, we have get out. Well, that is a good name for a a horror movie. It is a bad name for a a maternity ward. [ light laughter ] great name for donald trump immigration policy. [ cheers and applause ] then we have naked and afraid. Thats a good name for a a reality tv show. A bad name for a sauna. [ light laughter ] great name for a doctors office. [ laughter and applause ] um, is someone coming back here . Ive been waiting 25 minutes steve want an ugg . Jimmy next up, we have age of extinction. Good name for the last transformers movie. Bad name for the theme of your grandmas birthday. Steve that is tacky. [ audience ohs ] but it is a great name for the republicans new health care plan. I mean, thats [ applause ] then theres puff daddy. Thats a good name for a a rapper. Bad name for an asthma doctor. [ light laughter ] great name for Willie Nelson. Thats my man. [ applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy and finally, we have super dry. Well, thats a good name for a a clothing company. Bad name for a water park. [ light laughter ] great name for your first kiss. Oh, come on. Hey [ applause ] steve come on. Jimmy thats all for good name, great name, bad name. Well be back with Woody Harrelson, everybody come on back. [ cheers and applause ] how do you become americas bestselling brand . You make it detect what they dont. Stop, stop, stop sorry. You make it sense whats coming. Watch, watch, watch mom. Relax im relaxed. You make it for 16year olds. Whoawhoawhoa and the parents who worry about them. You saw him, right . Going further to help make drivers, better drivers. Dont freak out on me. Thats ford. And thats how you become americas bestselling brand. So tasty. The little sounds your crispy bacon makes drive me crazy. You naughty little. spank did you just spank your lunch . Yeah. spank devour. Food you want to fork. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a twotime Academy Award nominated actor starring in a a new film called wilson, which opens in select theaters this friday. Please welcome the very talented Woody Harrelson, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ah, Woody Harrelson [ cheers and applause ] feel the love. Feel the love for woody right now. Thank you for coming on the show, buddy. I know youre super busy. Youre coming from london. Youre going right back to london, right . Yeah. Jimmy are you doing the new star wars . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i wont try to get any spoilers out of you because that wont i saw this this picture somebody posted there, and how exciting are you i mean, thats awesome. Are you on the millennium falcon . I mean, this is just the coolest thing. Youre not even allowed to say where you are . Yeah. Jimmy thats definitely chewbacca. Can you can say that . Thats chewbacca. Jimmy you can say that, thats all you can say. That is. Jimmy are you psyched . Is it cool . Do you get were you like a big star wars growing up . Yknow, i like it, i was never a fanatic, but yknow, its nice to be a part of it. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] jimmy wow, oh, man. This is a funky little group you got here. Jimmy its a funky group. Yeah, yeah, yeah it is. [ cheers ] i want to talk about your new movie wilson as well, but lets get back to star wars. The no. Can we say who it is youre playing or youre not allowed to say that either . Its very secretive, these films. Yeah. I play a guy named beckett whos kind of a criminal and a a mentor to han. [ light laughter ] thats all i can say. Jimmy thats it thats all you can say . I meant how long will you be in london for, do you know that . Indefinitely. No. [ light laughter ] im going to be there jimmy a couple months. Until the end of july. Jimmy because you just did that awesome new first of all, congratulations on you did this live, firstever live movie . Yeah. Jimmy like you actually did you see that . It was amazing. It was like not one person here saw it. I guarantee you. [ light laughter ] jimmy somebody woofed somebody woofed over there. That doesnt mean they saw it. Jimmy oh, didnt mean they saw it. We have a dog here tonight. Thats right. [ light laughter ] [ talking over each other ] its called lost in london. Jimmy yeah. And i based on an incident that actually happened in my life, and i realized because its all kind of sequential that i could shoot it. I could merge my two passions, film and theater, and shoot it in real time. Which was in this case 99 minutes. But then i realized, well, just if you shoot it in real time, you know, that doesnt mean that its theater. You need a live audience. Jimmy yeah. So i was like, hold it, what if you could shoot a movie and also a live broadcast it in the cinemas . So thats what we did at the end of january. Jimmy i mean how hard was that . It was super hard. Jimmy how many crews did you have . Would you ever it was brutal. We had 300 people on the crew. We had 26 sound people. It was it was i never felt more stressed in my life. [ light laughter ] but it turned out great. So jimmy [ unitelliglble ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah. The first doing something doing something the first time always is tough. You know . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy right. Thats what i found out. [ light laughter ] and you know owen wilson and Willie Nelson are in it too. Jimmy i know. Theyre my fellow [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i know theyre the best. Theyre good dudes. Yeah, they really are. Jimmy but this is based on a real thing . Cause you got arrested in london, or no . I did. Yeah, i did. Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy what happened . I mean was it well, we had a little [ laughter ] [ in high voice ] thats okay. Thats okay. Jimmy just had a Little Something something, go down you know, sometimes people misunderstand each other, and [ light laughter ] tempers fly. The next thing you know, youre running from a sea of blue. [ light laughter ] jimmy you were running from the cops . Yes. Jimmy oh my gosh. Woody all contained in the movie. Jimmy oh, my goodness. Lets talk about this other film. Lets talk about wilson here. This is you, laura dern costars with you. Congratulations on this film. Thank you. Jimmy its a really kind of quirky, funny, interesting character, and i, you know, for me, ive been a little i got a little sidetracked in drama, and so its nice to be doing some comedy for a change. Jimmy yeah. But did you you started with drama. It was frickin great, its very funny. Jimmy its silly. No, i started in comedy. I started my first job was an understudy in a neil simon play. And then i did a little movie called wildcats, a a goldie hawn movie, comedy. And then i did cheers. So, i just did [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy its great. Its great to see you im surprised these people remember that show. [ light laughter ] jimmy you got a bunch of applause and you got one another woof yeah. Jimmy yeah you got, another one. Woof dog boy over there. Jimmy woof. Woof, woof, woof sorry, i dont like seeing other dogs. Something in me. I want to show a clip of your new film wilson. Heres Woody Harrelson and laura dern in wilson. Take a look at this. [ unintelligble ] and joy, guys. When are you done . Listen, listen, i cant. I cant. No, no, no. I got a great surprise for you. Excuse me. Do you think i could get this with the aioli on the side as i requested . Yes, im so sorry, let me take that back. And we still havent seen that bruschetta. Ill get that right away. Oh no, no, no. I got [ talking over each other ] im going to lose my job. Its your daughter. Isnt she beautiful . Excuse me. We have tickets to wicked and we hey, [ bleep ] shut the [ bleep ] up [ light laughter ] cant you see that this woman is having a profound moment . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy who else can do that . Youre the best Woody Harrelson, everybody. Wilson in select theaters this friday. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with john cena. Stick around, everybody thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] i dont think thats how theyre made. Klondike hooks up with tasty flavors. The best ice cream bars ever conceived. Its an italianankie, hero from subway. Got there . Thats a lotta meat on that sandwich a real lot. You did good, frankie. Introducing the subway italian hero. Its stacked with our better italian flavor, for a better subway. But when we brought our daughter home, that was it. Now i have nicoderm cq. The nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release Technology Helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. Its the best thing that ever happened to me. 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Really no way downy . Downy fabric conditioner. Give us a week, and well change your bed forever. Want more freshness . Add new downy fresh protect. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know our next guest from such films as trainwreck and daddys home. Gosh, hes really great. You can also see him at wrestlemania 33, which airs live around the world on sunday, april 2nd, on wwe network. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for john cena [ cheers and applause ] jimmy john cena they love you. We love you. Jimmy fallon. Jimmy you are a stud. No, no, no, no. Stop, stop. Youre going to do your obligatory, hey, man. This is great. Thank you. I have too put you on notice right now. Jimmy why . Because not only are you a a great host. Right . [ cheers ] jimmy whats going on . You are also an inspiration. You guys did a bit a while back called cupids arrow. You remember that . Jimmy of course. I love it. Cupids a dating who doesnt, right . Jimmy a dating show from the 80s. From the 80s. Jimmy yes. So the guys at wwe got together and said, what if we make a wrestling show from the 80s . And we came up with southpaw regional wrestling. It has been a tremendous success on youtube, and it is all because of you. [ applause ] these are not for sale. This is the one in existence. And i finally you always give me coffee mugs and cookies. [ light laughter ] i wanted to give you a gift for being an inspiration. [ cheers and applause ] so thank you jimmy stop that. Thank you. I appreciate it. Jimmy yeah. I love it, man. Youre always the best. Thank you, but i really appreciate this because youve been no, no, stop. That was then. This is now. And now, wrestlemanias coming up jimmy thats what im talking about [ cheers ] stop talking about the past, man. April 2 april 2 jimmy april 2nd. April 2. Jimmy april 2nd. No, nobody remembers that. [ light laughter ] they just remember straight numbers. Jimmy april 2. Okay, is it april 2nd. Or april 2 [ cheers ] yeah, you guys, you do say 2nd or would you rather say like, 2 does that sound no . Audience 2 just april audience 2 jimmy 2nd april audience 2 jimmy no. April audience 2 april jimmy no, its sounds like, a sequel to april. April 2nd. Who cares . It is going to be awesome jimmy i know its going to be awesome wait. What is going to go down in this thing . Why are you so excited about this . Excitement lights extravaganza happiness [ light laughter ] bewilderment jimmy bewilderment. Joy jimmy wait. Dreams will be crushed and made. Jimmy oh, interesting. [ light laughter ] you are doing a very interesting thing, here. It is almost like a did you doing, like, a tag team . We have miniature stunt bikes that will in no way be used in the show. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Its like, dont use that to promote it then. Oh, okay. Jimmy if youre not going to use them, dont talk about them. But this he know when it is. It is april audience 2 jimmy yeah, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go. Jimmy thats good. Now, its coming off. Thank you very much. Jimmy now its coming off. [ cheers and applause ] give yourselves a round of applause. Jimmy now i get it. You got it. Jimmy how long have you been interested in wrestling . Oh, since i was at a very young age. I grew up my dad was the absolute biggest wrestling fan of all, and i was introduced to wwe at a very young age. And i had four brothers. My dad was never a sports guy, but he was a Pro Wrestling guy. So, we were allowed to beat the heck out of each other if wrestling was on. Jimmy did you used to, like, just wrestle in the backyard and like no, no. In the house, and then, in the basement. It was more space, but the concrete floor was rough. Jimmy oh, my [ light laughter ] you wanted to win. You didnt want to lose. Jimmy four brothers, man. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, youre gonna have to really show up to that. But you were actually you were a champ at age 6. We got this from your dad. Yep. Jimmy you won the belt there. I did. Jimmy that you look like you made out of poster board. [ audience aws ] i didnt make that. Im not going to win a belt that i made. Jimmy no. That was that is handcrafted from a beltmaker. [ laughter ] jimmy that is not true. Its a legitimate championship of which i won jimmy no, you didnt. Yeah, this is it. Jimmy. Jimmy i know. Was this the first one . And you didnt wrestle as john no, that took me jimmy little that took me six months. Jimmy little johnny cena. I was chasing my dont little johnny cena me. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, i dont to this guy, not you. I would never say that to you. You just did. Jimmy no, no, i didnt at the time. No, i love you man. Yeah, i know you got me by a a few inches, but [ light laughter ] jimmy no, i mean, i did say here this little johnny cena. No, actually i remember whom i beat. I beat my little brother at our version of wrestlemania, and it was years ago, but i remember the date exactly. It was jimmy april 2 did you really i mean, can you believe that this kid is now can you believe that this kid has imagination . Imagine that. Jimmy you are in the real wrestlemania. You have been many times. This is i guess thats why i love it so much because back then, as a a child i could see myself being in the ring at wrestlemania. And now, whenever i go in to the wwe ring and i see it often, like i know you are very kind about hes been in some other stuff. I always see myself that happy, as happy as that kid was right there, as happy as ill be on april 2, thats for sure because wrestlemania thank you. I didnt want to wear you guys out. [ cheers and applause ] i need more from you guys. I need more later on. Jimmy its exciting. Jimmy but whats really interesting, i think, as well on top of all this is your dad is now getting into wrestling. Hes into wrestling now. He was yeah, yeah. Jimmy i always knew he always was into it, but know hes actually in the business. So i came to notoriety in the wwe, and my dad jimmy you think . Being the biggest wrestling fan ever calls me up and is like, hey, you mind if i do these things in local new england . Im like, yeah, whatever. Youre 70. You raised all of us. You put up with all of us. Go ahead and do what you want. Jimmy yeah. So he started advertising himself as john cena. [ light laughter ] which would be crazy because he it would be like if your dads name was jimmy fallon. Jimmy he is. It is. It is. It is. It is. My dads name is jimmy fallon. [ light laughter ] and i know exactly whats your story. It would be like your dad setting up the jimmy fallon show. Jimmy its if he had an appearance. No offense to your dad jimmy no. But people would, you know, come i was like, man, you got to change your name. Jimmy i love your dad i love dads around the world. [ light laughter ] hes john fabulous. Jimmy what is he . My dad is john fabulous. Jimmy john fabulous. [ light laughter ] that means your dad is jimmy fabulous. Jimmy dad, you can go by jimmy fabulous. Yep. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] so its its a legal alternative. Jimmy yeah, my dads name is jim. Fabulous. Jimmy my moms name is gloria. My sisters name is gloria. Hmm. Jimmy very yeah. So yeah. I know exactly so, yeah. It was like jimmy fallon. My dads 70, and we look nothing alike, and he was advertising, come see john cena. [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be like, oh, thats funny. I was like, oh, no. Jimmy oh, thats the best i love stories like that. No. Jimmy because its so real. Yeah. Jimmy i want to say also, two quick things. You were great on kids choice awards. Gosh, youre just so funny, man. I love you. [ cheers and applause ] come on. Its fine. Jimmy you were a a fantastic its the most magnificant stage, almost like the stage that youll see at wrestlemania on april 2 [ jimmy babbling ] jimmy but also sorry, sorry. Jimmy on stage its coming up, though. Its coming up. Jimmy you are reprising your role in the sequel to daddys home with Mark Wahlberg and will ferrell. Yes. Jimmy who we love. Two very funny dudes, awesome movie. They asked me back, so i didnt do anything super wrong, so hopefully well have some fun. Jimmy now, youll nailed it. Youre the best. Im going to be in orlando. You wont see me because i will be no, no, i wont see you because jimmy yeah. I thats my [ light laughter ] jimmy i know, i know, i know. I know youre yeah, yeah. But im going to be there. Im gonna go to my first wrestlemania. You wont come. You wont do it. You wont show up. Jimmy man, im there. Youre going to be there . Jimmy screaming. All right. Jimmy im definitely going to be there. I dont want to bother you. Now, we made a promise to friends. If youre not there and i dont physically see you, then youve broken my heart. [ light laughter ] jimmy im so there. Im so excited about this. No, its cool. Jimmy i cannot wait to see you in your if you dont come up, i dont want you to be like, hey man, i didnt want to bother you or anything like that. I know youre busy. I didnt say hi. If you dont say hi to me, ill feel our friendship is over. [ audience ohs ] jimmy do you really want me to come say hi to you . Yeah, its a very important day for me. I get to fight alongside the woman i love, and it is going to be a very important moment for me because i jimmy its a beautiful thing when you get to fight with the woman you love. [ light laughter ] absolutely because she can kick my ass the same as well she can kick anybody elses. Jimmy youre going up against the miz. I am and his wife. Jimmy and the missus. So, yeah, and the missus. So, its a really cool thing for me to be able to stand next to the woman i love and respect as an equal and compete as an equal with her. Jimmy ahh. So, i mean it. Jimmy youre a good guy. Its a really good. If you dont say hi, our friendship is over. Thats it. Jimmy i love you, and ill see you. Ill be cheering for you. I will come back, but i will come back to shame you. Jimmy no, i will come back. Ill just cover shame syrup all over you. Jimmy i wont bother you, and i will say good luck. Im rooting for you all the way. And i will say hi to you. No, say i want to say, good luck. Were all counting on you. And then, walk out. Jimmy okay, thats it . I wanted to know if you want to play a game, since every time we ask you to do some fun things. Yeah, i lost to you in sticky balls last time. [ light laughter ] thats honestly why i dont google myself. [ light laughter ] jimmy because you lost in sticky balls. No, it says john cena sticky balls. Thats what comes up. [ light laughter ] jimmy sorry about that, i apologize. I wake up in cold sweats with that. Jimmy its fun a game. Yeah, its fun because you won. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, but this one, we kind of help each other. We both want each other to win on this game. Its called the whisper challenge. Are you in . Yeah, im in. Jimmy thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] john cena. Lets do it jimmy the coolest kid in school. He and i are going to play the whisper challenge when we get back. Come on back, everybody. We both win. [ cheers and applause ] dont look now but chuck norris is right behind you. I heard superheroes read chuck norris comics. I heard at night, the boogeyman checks under the bed for chuck. I heard cats say they have chucklike reflexes. Do you think hes still got it . I bet you a buck he catches this salt shaker. Youre on hey chuck you owe me a buck. 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So, i figured ok, well as much coffee as i drink in my life starbucks was a logical place to work. When i first heard of cold brew i was like, we got iced coffee, why are we doing this . Until i drank it. Cold brew, you coarse grind it. And let it sit for 20 hours in cold water. It really is very smooth. Im hooked. I love it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. We are hanging out with john cena [ cheers and applause ] on sunday, april 2, you can see him i appreciate that. Jimmy at wrestlemania, threethree [ laughter ] live on the wwe network. John and i are about to play the whisper challenge. [ cheers and applause ] whisper challenge. Jimmy it is a game you can play at home. Heres how it works. One person puts on these headphones. Its soundproof headphones with loud music playing. The other person picks up a a card, reads the random phrase on card, and the person wearing headphones has to try and guess what they just said. Yeah, sure. Jimmy okay, good. Put the headphones on first. Ill make sure these are working, and ill read you a a phrase, and youll guess what im saying. [ light laughter ] oh, hey, hey. All right, good. All right. This is working. All right, good. Here we go. [ clears throat ] oh, my goodness. Its going to be really tough for me to guess jimmy all right, all right. Wait. Hold on first. Am i talking loud . Jimmy yes yes, yes. Okay. Jimmy all right, ready . Starting to whisper a little bit . Jimmy yeah. Do i whisper or do you whisper . Jimmy no. [ light laughter ] okay. Jimmy youre fine jimmy, i cant hear you. Jimmy all right. [ light laughter ] okay. [ clears throat ] i got this. Jimmy appletini. [ light laughter ] appletini. Jimmy what [ cheers and applause ] oh jimmy how did you do that . [ cheers and applause ] dude, nobodys ever got it on the first one. How did you get appletini . I was listening to the music you gave me, man. Its just a loop that says appletini appletini [ laughter ] im kidding. Its not. Jimmy oh, my gosh. It is, no. Jimmy that was fanta that was the best one ever. I cant believe you just did that. Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] welcome to my world. All right. [ clears throat ] okay. Shammalamma ding dong. Jimmy slap my lap. [ laughter ] no. No. Shama lama ding dong. [ light laughter ] shama lama ding dong. Jimmy slapa lapa ding dong. [ light laughter ] shama lama ding dong yeah [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy this is unbelievable yeah. Jimmy we got it, man. We got this. See . This is good. We both win, and it makes everyone feel good. [ light laughter ] gosh. All right. Ready for this one . All right. Jimmy okay. This is going to be easy. [ light laughter ] thats not fair. You didnt say anything. You didnt say anything. [ hums ] jimmy wrestlemania 33. Wrestlemania 33 jimmy oh, my gosh [ cheers and applause ] thats the easiest one weve ever played all right. Im ready for this, man. Lets go. Im excited . Appletini . 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy he is a producer, songwriter, and one of the worlds most successful djs. She is a rising pop star whose debut album is out this june. Together, their new collaboration has been streamed over 250 million times worldwide. [ cheers and applause ] woo thats awesome. Performing scared to be lonely, please welcome Martin Garrix and dua lipa [ cheers and applause ] it was great at the very start hands on each other couldnt stand to be far apart the closer the better now were picking fights and slamming doors magnifying all our flaws and i wonder why wonder what for why we keep coming back for more is it just our bodies are we both losing our minds is the only reason youre holding me tonight cause were scared to be lonely do we need Somebody Just to feel like were alright is the only reason youre holding me tonight cause were scared to be lonely too much time losing track of us where was the real undefined spiraling out of touch forgot how it feels all the messed up fights and slamming doors magnifying all our flaws and i wonder why wonder what for its why we keep coming back for more is it just our bodies are we both losing our minds is the only reason youre holding me tonight cause were scared to be lonely do we need Somebody Just to feel like were alright is the only reason youre holding me tonight cause were scared to be lonely even when we know its wrong but somebody better for us all along tell me how come we keep holding on holding on tonight cause were scared to be lonely even when we know its wrong been somebody better for us all along tell me how come we keep holding on holding on tonight cause were scared to be lonely is it just our bodies are we both losing our minds is the only reason youre holding me tonight cause were scared to be lonely scared to be lonely Whoo Whoo WhooWhoo Whoo Whoo hey hey scared to be lonely [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh Martin Garrix dua lipa scared to be lonely is available on itunes now. Well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] hi hey ill take one of those new fast play games. Oh, you ready for a rush . Uh, sure im pretty excited for you right now. Fast play is the new way to play fast and win instantly from the pennsylvania lottery. Pick a game, get your ticket and see if youve won. I won fast play, please fast play. Play fast. Win instantly. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Woody Harrelson, john cena, Martin Garrix and dua lipa. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night, i hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you very much, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight kristen bell star of their finest, actor bill nighy music from aquilo featuring the 8g band with charlie benante. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [cheers and applause] l