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Jimmy fallon. Tonight, join mmy and his guests hugh jackman, mandy moore, musical guest, chronixx, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 631, new york, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. I love you i love you thank you. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness. That is a hot crowd. A hot friday night. Thats what im talking about. Hey, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] i love ya welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. This is the show. This is where you want to be at. [ cheers and applause ] guys, heres what people are talking about. I saw that during his briefing yesterday, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said that the white house could enforce tougher drug laws in states with legal marijuana. Yeah. Stoners were so upset immediately called their local congressman and said, did you call me, or did i did i call you . How did you get this number . [ applause ] of course, this week was the big conservative Political Action conference or cpac held in maryland at the Gaylord Convention center. [ laughter ] when he heard the name, mike pence said, ill just wait outside. [ laughter and applause ] skype me. Today President Trump gave a a big speech at cpac but i guess foreign interpreters are having trouble translating his speeches, because, they say it sounds like hes speaking his own language. [ light laughter ] in fact, trump is so hard to understand, hes this close to deporting himself. [ laughter and applause ] im serious. Get out. Get out. Thats right. Interpreters say its like trump has his own language, theyre actually calling it trumpese. [ light laughter ] this is cool, though. Rosetta stone just released a a new program to help people learn trumpese. Take a listen to it. Rosetta stone. Trumpese, lesson three. Hello. Its nice to meet you. Hello. Its nice to meet me. [ light laughter ] today is friday. Take me to maralago and step on it. [ light laughter ] seven people came to my party. 80 billion people came to my party and they were lining up beforehand. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy very helpful. Steve very helpful. Jimmy 80 billion 80 billion were there. [ laughter ] jimmy there were rumors that trumps chief of staff Reince Priebus and chief strategist steve bannon havent been getting along. Yeah. Well, they appeared together at cpac yesterday and i guess to show theyd friends, but im not sure it was too convincing. Look at this video. Well, its a great honor to have you both here. I think [ laughter ] i think the best thing we could do [ laughter ] jimmy can we take another look . Watch what priebus does with bannons hand. Well, its a great honor to have you both here. I think [ laughter ] i think the best thing we could do jimmy ah [ laughter ] like two kids in the back of a a station wagon. I will turn this whole convention around. You guys better stop it [ laughter ] i saw that the New York Times is releasing their first tv commercial in years. I could be wrong but i think someone may have tampered with it. Take a look. In todays world, journalism is more important than ever and the New York Times is your source for topnotch reporting each and every day. Wrong. [ light laughter ] our reporters wont rest until they deliver the truth item to your front door. Fake news. [ light laughter ] subscribe to the New York Times today. Its going down the tubers. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy its going down the tubers. Steve the tubers . Jimmy its going down steve going down the tubers. Jimmy its going down the tubers. [ light laughter ] trumpese. Steve i need that trumpese. Jimmy yeah. Im not even sure if trump is going to see that commercial because the white house announced that he doesnt plan on watching the oscars this year. Steve oh. Jimmy yeah. But still, trumps a pretty big movie fan. He actually even put out his own reviews of all the nominated movies. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, did you see this . Steve no, i did not. Jimmy check this out. Like, after watching fences, trump said, should have been called walls. [ laughter ] steve wow. Thats his own review. Jimmy after watching lion trump said, i thought a movie called lion would be about cnn. Fakenewsrealpun. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy real pun. Steve wow. Jimmy after watching hell or high water he said, thanks to my climate plan, we can have both. Steve cool. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and finally after watching jackie trump said, a first lady who actually lives in the white house . Fake. [ laughter and applause ] he didnt like it. Steve he didnt like it at all. Jimmy he didnt care for it. Steve did not care for it. Jimmy didnt believe it. Guys, it is the end of another crazy week. And since theres too much to talk about, instead of giving you a full week in review, we put together a little montage that just focuses on the key words used this week. Time for another installment of this week in words. Here we go again. Space x Mission Point justice land m the space x rocket the launch and land seven earthsized planets around a star 40 light years thats pretty far, though lets rap, kids alex trebek they mad they aint famous mad they still nameless still hood famous yeah we still hood famous tough road ahead for President Trump hes tweeted 400 times in his first full month in melbourne, florida a Campaign Stop air force one will not be used as a prop trump played golf well he was joking sweden sweden what has he been smoking . Misguided dangerous across the board like a plane being flown by Harrison Ford town hall protests trump propaganda say byebye to bao bao panda panda panda [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whats up with that . Great crowd tonight. Guys, come back again next week on monday after the voice premiere. Aaron paul and keri russell will be here. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy plus, on monday, me, the roots and ed sheeran are going to be playing some classroom instruments. [ cheers and applause ] and later next week, michael shannon, jennifer lopez, Octavia Spencer and samuel l. Jackson will all be joining us. Then well have performances from John Mellencamp featuring martina mcbride. [ cheers and applause ] depeche mode is going to be here. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and luke bryan. Steve woah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats almost too much stuff to clap about. Steve crazy. My hands hurt. Jimmy i know, my hands hurt me, too, yeah. But first, we have a great show tonight. This guy is actually the best maybe. Steve he is the best. Jimmy hes the best dude ever. And hes just so cool. Hes a stud. His new movie logan is the final time were going see him playing wolverine on the big screen. The one, the only hugh jackman is here, ladies and gentlemen steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] hes the best. Steve hes the best. Jimmy plus, from one of the biggest shows on tv, this is us, mandy moore is dropping by. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and we have great music from my man, chronixx [ cheers and applause ] steve chronixx. Jimmy guys, today is friday. Thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. I check my inbox, i return some emails and, of course, i send out thank you notes. And i was [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit behind today. So, i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys . [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the best. Hey, james, can i get some thank you notes writing, please . Hes in another great mood. Steve wow. [ light laughter ] jimmy mr. Pep. Jimmy hasnt talked to me in two months. Steve no. He refuses to. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] here we go. Steve my gosh. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, rihanna, for being named harvards humanitarian of the year. People may not realize it but you do a lot of charitable work, work, work, work, work. [ laughter and applause ] steve come on. Jimmy shes done a lot of cheritable nernerner, nerner derderder derder thank you, white house Senior Adviser Stephen Miller for looking like the love child of jim parsons and droopy dog. [ laughter and applause ] thats not funny. Thank you, drinking cough medicine from a small plastic cup for teaching kids how to take a shot. [ laughter ] [ chanting ] shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. Oye, oye oye, oye shot. Jimmy thank you kanye west, for filing paperwork for your very own line of makeup. I guess this explains your new motto, yeezy breezy beautiful covergirl. [ laughter and applause ] yeezy breezy. Steve yeezy breezy. Jimmy yeezy breezy. Ssteve come on. Thats what you can tell the kids. Jimmy where was little dreezy. Yeah, dreezy. Steve is dreezy there . Jimmy yeah. Steve oh. [ laughter ] jimmy mini drake. Steve something on the desk. [ laughter ] hes just hanging. Jimmy mini drake. Hi there. Jimmy thank you, days of our lives, for being renewed for your 52nd season after more than 13,000 episodes. Steve wow. Jimmy man, how big is that hourglass . [ laughter and applause ] sands of time. Steve so are the days of our lives. Jimmy thank you, house hunters logo for showing me what it looks like if hemans hair got into real estate. [ laughter and applause ] i have the power steve no, heman. Jimmy to change that countertop. I got to change that countertop. Thank you, apple, for filing a a patent to create a vaping device for marijuana. Im pretty sure my College Roommate turned an apple into a a bong 15 years ago. 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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome jo firestone [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jo, first of all, how was the so, welcome. Thank you so much. Jimmy well, i mean youre here all the time. Well, yeah, thats true. [ light laughter ] jimmy how was the toy fair . How was the experience . I loved it. Jimmy you did. I had a great time. Javits center huge. Jimmy giants like city blocks long. Large okay, id love to show you id love to show you these toys and i will. So here we go. [ light laughter ] this first one. Jimmy uhhuh . Is this guy. This guy is look at this you know what this is . Jimmy its an l. Right . Yes. And jimmy this is what you got at the toy fair . No, no, look. Jimmy Javits Center. Its a giant building. What it is . Jimmy what do you do with it . Look what you can do. Ready . You ready to see what im doing . Look what im gonna do. Okay. Hey [ laughter ] thank you. Jimmy i dont know. I dont know if thats try, try, try, try it. Youll love it. See what see what comes out. [ laughter ] no, no, no, the white. See what jimmy see what comes out . No, no. See what voice comes out. Jimmy its a finger puppet. No, no, see what who whats he sound like . [ light laughter ] jimmy get your prostate checked today. No, i dont really [ laughter ] this is all right now you have a Rating System . Oh yes. I have a Rating System. So i have this thing called a a funmometer. Jimmy a funmometer. Thats a catchy word. This is a very catchy word and its easy to say because of how many consonants there are. So heres what im going to do. Jimmy prostate owl. Prostate owls goes in the sort of fun. Jimmy yeah, okay. Good. Very good. Thats [ cheers and applause ] all right. All right. So this next, this toy. Jimmy yes. This is what you call what you what would you call these . [ laughter ] jimmy smacky balls . [ laughter ] what are they called . These are called jimmy jo . Thumb chucks. Jimmy oh, thumb chucks hey, i think thats cool. Try em. Try em. Jimmy yeah, yeah, thumb chucks. These ones are good for, like if you have a tough kid in the neighborhood, and [ laughter ] and jimmy youre gopnna intimidate him . Theyre very intimi twice, you know, its really something. [ laughter ] jimmy they do bounce, too. Yeah, they do bounce. And this is kind of good. Like, if youre, like, maybe a a kid that is bigger than everyone else, you walk around the neighborhood like that. You really dont you dont have any trouble. [ light laughter ] jimmy what is this on the funmometer . Oh yeah, sure. Lets go ahead and put it at a a solid fun. Jimmy yeah. Okay. I agree with you. [ applause ] i agree with you on that one. Yeah. Thats cool. So this next one, this one i really like. You ready for this one . Jimmy yeah, i am. Okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy okay. Again, you went to the Javits Center and its a giant a a giant place. Oh, sure. Jimmy yeah. I mean there were a lot of toys. There were so many to choose from. Jimmy and you came back with a finger puppet and a a horse in a purse. Yeah. Well you think this is a horse in a purse. Jimmy okay. Do you really think what do you think this toy is called . Jimmy unicorn in a purse. No. [ light laughter ] ill give you another guess. Okay, well ill give you a a hint. Ready . Its like, mmmmmm. Jimmy sassy sassy pack. [ laughter ] its called a sassy pack jimmy no yes yes jimmy how did i get that . Amazing. Amazing. Jimmy a sassy you did you did a perfect sassy. I thank you. Jimmy thank you for sassy pack. Thank you. I dont need to see anymore. Whats the funmeter on this . Okay sure. All right. I just i did just want to let you know that it comes out. Jimmy sure. Of course. Im all right. You dont want to see it . Jimmy no. Okay. Sure. Okay. [ light laughter ] so, im going to go ahead and give that, because of the name, definitely a sort of fun. Jimmy okay, yeah. Sort of fun. Yeah, he just kind of hangs out in the bag. Or she. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy okay. Good. This is not, what is the toy . [ light laughter ] i would say the whole kit is a a toy and its a its mud. Its a pigs play in the mud. But what about this . Jimmy okay. That is this is what you call glutenfree dirt. [ light laughter ] this is dirt for kids who have to stay inside. [ light laughter ] jimmy for kids, so that they can play in the dirt and i wouldnt want to no. Not [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Because i feel like kids are going to want to eat it. No, no. You cant eat it. Jimmy no really kids kids kids jimmy try it. Try it. Kids, dont eat it. This is good if you like if youre a kid thats like stuck in an attic, or [ laughter ] or [ laughter ] jimmy thats true. Thats true. Thats right. I mean, this is a safe alternative. Jimmy to going outdoors. Yes. Jimmy yep. I love it. Yeah. Jimmy i love it. Whats it called . Its called play dirt. Jimmy there you go. Play dirt. Wheres the play dirt . Okay. Play dirt, its like, no way. Nope. Jimmy oh no. Definitely not. Jimmy what . Whoa. Where am i going . Where am i going . Jimmy whats going on . You did it great. [ cheers and applause ] these are all great. Thanks to jo, right there. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy thank her. Thank you pal. Good to see you. Jo firestone. Well be right back with hugh jackman, everybody [ cheers and applause ] by the time you head to the bank and wait to get approved for a home loan, that newly listed, midcentury ranch with the garden patio will be gone. Or you could push that button. [dong] [rocket launching] skip the bank, skip the waiting, and go completely online. Get the confidence that comes from a secure, qualified mortgage approval in minutes. Lift the burden of getting a home loan with Rocket Mortgage by quicken loans. [whisper rocket] sfx rain and thunder says it wont let up for a while. The cadillac xt5. What should we do . Tailored to you. Wait it out. Equipped with apple carplay compatibility. 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Aww i just moved out. Bummer man. Hey i used to have my own place. Yeah . No, no i live with my mom, but its cool. Health can change but the life you love doesnt have to, keep your lifestyle healthy with. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by a tony, emmy, and golden globe awardwinning actor who has starred in nine hit movies set in the xmen universe. You can see his final performance as wolverine in a a criticallyacclaimed new movie called logan. It is in theaters and imax starting next friday. Please welcome back a big time movie star, mr. Hugh jackman [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they just love you. We love you so much. And i love you. I love you [ cheers and applause ] no, but i do. Not just sayin that. Jimmy we just want to hug you. Come on. Lets go. Jimmy i want to say congrats on this movie thank you. Jimmy logan. Not only i want to get into it. But is it a kickass action superhero movie, but its also drama, and its gripping, and its moving. And youre getting, like, awards buzz for this. Which never comes from a a superhero movie, that i well, im starting the buzz. But i mean, no. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Youre your own publicist. Congratulations. Yeah. But you so 17 years its been . Playing wolv 17 years. 1999. Another millennium when i first got cast, yeah. Jimmy where were you . What were you my 16yearold boy was not born, obviously. [ light laughter ] but yeah. Jimmy he was negative three, yeah. Its kind of crazy. I was when i got the part, i was in london doing curly in oklahoma for the Royal National theater. Right . [ light laughter ] i had a perm in my hair. Right . [ laughter ] i literally when i went to audition it was between the matinee and evening performance. I raced offstage. I whipped off the leather chaps. I ran [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you got the part right there. Yeah [ laughter ] and i ran in and i ran in to do this audition. When i got a callback, i was absolutely shocked. They said, listen, we want you to come back and perhaps you could lose the perm. And perhaps you could lose that southern cowboy accent. Which was the only accent i knew at the time. So jimmy i have the picture right here. Oh, you do . Really . Jimmy oh, of course. I found you with the perm. I mean [ light laughter ] come on. Youre a stud. This is awesome, man. [ cheers ] same dude. Yeah, thats the wolverine there. Yeah. [ laughter ] it just reeks wolverine, doesnt it . Jimmy yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. You know whats terrifying about that . I look exactly like my sister zoe. Literally. [ laughter ] jimmy do you really . Thats a jimmy like, hair and everything . Yeah, yeah. Anyway. I have no idea how i got the part. But here we are, 17 years later, man. Jimmy thats unbelievable that youve done this. And was it eight xmen movies . Nine. Jimmy nine xmen movies. If you count, like, two cameos, nine. So this is my ninth one. Jimmy but this one, you decided this is time to end the series . Yeah, well, a friend of mine im gonna drop some names. But jerry seinfeld, a friend of mine, a friend of yours [ seinfeld impression ] jimmy of course we love him [ cheers and applause ] who doesnt . Jerry jimmy hugh jackman how are you . Youre wolverine you gotta stop you gotta just finish. People are over it, theyre done with it. [ laughter ] you cant do wolverine your whole life thats it. Jimmy i know how does he do it . Exactly like that [ laughter ] that was it. And i made nine, so i said im out. Heres jerry, hes going to jimmy oh, jerry, you know did he i was i was just chatting with him about, you know, why did you finish after the eighth or ninth season . What was the point, what was the Tipping Point . And he was very clear. He said, look, when youre creating something, its very important not to run yourself dry. Its not about finishing on top necessarily, but making sure you creativity still got something left, which propels you into whatevers next. And as he was talking to me, i went home, and i said, deb, this is it. This is the last one. And then, like the next morning, i wake up at 4 00 in the morning and record into a a voice memo cause i had this really strong idea of what to do for the last one. And thats like, two, two years ago, or something. So, yeah. It was jerry. Jimmy that was jerry. It was jerry, yeah. Jimmy but then you ended up with this amazing script. Yeah. Well, James Mangold the writerdirector its his film. The guy is a genius. He did the wolverine with me. Jimmy i loved that one, too. And i did a movie years ago with him called kate leopold. Jimmy yeah, of course [ cheers and applause ] and i asked him to do this one. And i said, man, its really personal to me. I know this is the last one, weve got to do it right. This is our last chance. I wanted to go deeper, go further. Thought the studio would say no. They said yes. And here we are, releasing that movie. Im really proud of it. Jimmy because you kind of [ cheers ] youre going love it, cause its awesome. Were going to show you a clip from the movie. But the thing i like about it is you realize how much of a a loner, kind of, he is. Yeah, you know, he was always the real antihero of comic books. You know, xmen always had something to say. It always fun and spectacular theres powers. But, i always thought what made him cool was not so much the claws and the healing bit, he was just he was a badass, right . He just hes the last person you want to piss off. Jimmy oh, yeah. He was the one you want on your team, but theres a cost to that. I remember unforgiven, watching that movie unforgiven we talked about change, mangold and i, then. As we say in the movie, theres no living with a killing. Its like it has to have a a price. And, you know, we wanted a a movie that is violent. By the way, it is violent. But it has something to say about violence, that there is ramifications. Jimmy the good news of not doing this is that you dont have to keep that wolverine diet. [ light laughter ] thats true. Jimmy every time youre here, youre eating, like, boiled chicken and broccoli. Thats all you ate. Yeah. And cauliflower. Jimmy and cauliflower, yeah. A little variety. A little variety. But now you can go ham. Its just so good. You have no idea. [ light laughter ] i mean, look, its not like i never had a cheat meal, because i did. But for 17 years, ive kind of next year, youve got to get into shape. That kind of puts a bit of a a damper on things. So, yeah. The wheels are off. Get ready. Its like jimmy i know. I love it. [ laughter ] guys, we have a clip i want to show. Heres hugh jackman in his final performance as wolverine. The movie is called logan. It is in theaters and imax next friday. Check this out. Good evening, mr. Munson. You understand youre trespassing right now, right . I have an easement with the previous owner of your property. Previous being the operative word. Whos this . The guy telling you to get back in your nice truck. Go play okie dickhead somewhere else. Hey, carl, looks like mr. Munson hired some muscle. Looks that way. Hes a friend of mine. A friend with a big mouth. I hear that a lot. And you probably hear this, too. More that id like. Then you know the drill. Im going to count to three, and youre going to start walking away. I have rights to this water. One i have a lawyer now. Two three. Ah ah you all right boss . You know the drill. Get the hell outta here. Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause ] yeah i love it hugh jackman and i are going headtohead in the whisper challenge after the break. Stick around, everybody. Congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] hey, bud. You need some help . No, im good. Come on, moe. 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[ cat screech ] [ laughter ] [ screaming ] [ laughter ] make everyday awesome with the power of xfinity x1. Hi grandma and the fastest internet. [ girl screaming ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody we are hanging out with hugh jackman, right here [ cheers and applause ] starting next friday you can see him starring as wolverine for the last time in logan. Hugh and i are about to play the whisper challenge. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] whisper challenge. Jimmy thats good. Thank you. Jimmy heres how the game works. One person puts on these headphones. Right . You can play this game at home. Soundproof headphones with loud music playing. Okay . Great. Jimmy then the other person picks up a card and reads the random phrase on the card. And the person wearing the headphones has to try to guess what i just said. Right. Jimmy okay . So, you put the headphones on first. Got it. Jimmy i want to make sure its working. Its very loud. All right. You ready to go . Im ready to go. Jimmy all right, here we go. Ready . [ light laughter ] ready. Jimmy okay. [ light laughter ] buttermilk biscuits. Person muna pudda again. [ laughter ] jimmy buttermilk biscuits. Peppermint p [ laughter ] i was going somewhere bad jimmy buttermilk. Buttermilk. Purpose. Jimmy buttermilk. Purposeson. Jimmy buttermilk. Papa. Jimmy buttermilk. Papa. Jimmy buttermilk. Papa. Jimmy buttermilk. [ laughter ] poppin burpin [ laughter ] jimmy buttermilk biscuits. Something position. Peppers in position. [ laughter ] peppers in no. Jimmy buttermilk biscuits. Oh. Lets have a hamburger together. [ laughter ] lets eat [ laughter ] close. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. I was close, yeah. Jimmy buttermilk biscuits. Im not going were not going to get it. Peppermint position. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah peppermint. Jimmy buttermilk biscuits. Ah jimmy sorry. That was a hard one. [ laughter ] that was a hard one. Youre very close. Lets have a hamburger together. Judges, does it count . [ buzzer ] nah, very close though. Very close. [ light laughter ] okay. Jimmy lets have a a hamburger together. Thats the best. [ light laughter ] all right, here we go. All right. You have jimmy oh, yeah. No chance. Are you ready . Jimmy ready. All right. We got this. M. Night shyamalan. M. Night shyamalan. Jimmy what . [ laughter ] yep. M jimmy eat my [ laughter ] m. Jimmy eat. Night. Jimmy eat my china . [ laughter ] new one. I see dead people. Jimmy hachichi hachichi brothers. M. M. Jimmy ape . A . M. Jimmy a. Abe. [ laughter ] abe lincoln. M. Jimmy abe. M. M jimmy eep. M m m jimmy eep. M jimmy eep. M jimmy rib. No jimmy ripple. Nipple purple nurple m m. Jimmy dimple. M. Jimmy ipple. M. Jimmy thimble. M. Night shyamalan. Jimmy m come on thats impossible m. Night. Oh, my goodness [ applause ] i couldnt even come close to that. Abe. M. Abe, m. Jimmy yeah, that was close. Yeah. I get it. Abe lincoln. Jimmy well, look, since it was a a tie were going to give you the win on this. And we have a little thats very generous. Jimmy surprise for you as a a reward. Oh. Jimmy you talked about how brutal the wolverine diet has been for the past 17 years. Nonstop workouts, steamed chicken breasts. Well, since the final wolverine movie is coming out next week, its time for wolverine to break his fast. And we got some help from one of the greatest chefs on the planet. Mario batali, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] oh oh jimmy whats up, doggy dog . Whats up, doggy dog . I like it. Thank you so much, buddy. [ applause ] that is the greatest frickin thing ive ever seen in my life. Jimmy whats up, brother . Yes jimmy there you go, yeah. A little pasta. From come on. This is what im talking about right here. Oh, you brought a little vino, too. [ cheers ] a little vino. Jimmy hows that . Would you like to test . Jimmy i would love to are you gonna feed me . Jimmy oh, absolutely. This is mmm. Jimmy you earned it. Thank you. 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Its the one and only cold flu caplet that has a maximum strength formula with a unique warming sensation you instantly feel. Power through with Theraflu Expressmax caplets. This race is consequential. Its all about being able to look your kid in the eye. And say, honey, its gonna be okay. And this woman understands it in her gut. She gets it. Stephanie hansen understands what people need. This election is very, very important to middle class people to live the life they deserve. Dont ask yourself the morning after the election why didnt i vote . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a very talented performer who stars on the hit show this is us which airs tuesdays at 9 00 p. M. Right here on nbc. Everyone, please welcome mandy moore [ cheers and applause ] jeez louise. Jimmy welcome back. They love you. Welcome back please, i love you, too. [ cheers ] jimmy you look gorgeous and thank you for coming back. Thank you. Jimmy and congrats on this is us. Thanks, man. Jimmy i mean this is a a runaway hit. Man, it is fantastic. Crazy. Jimmy its a monster. You know whats funny . I was watching the film la la land. Yes. Jimmy and you know where im going with this. You liked my choreography. Jimmy yeah. Well, i freaked out. I said it was the best movie. I go, oh, my god. Its amazing. And it said choreographed cause the dancing is amazing in the film. Sure. Jimmy the choreographer is mandy moore and i go, she is having a great year. [ light laughter ] this is unbelievable. I didnt know you choreographed. There is in fact another mandy moore out there jimmy what . And she is a dynamite choreographer but, she has been nominated for emmys before for, like, dancing with the stars. Because i believe shes also a exactly, a choreographer for that. And ive gotten emails over the years for people. Its like, congrats on the emmy nods im like, ugh, not me. [ light laughter ] not jimmy but are you a dancer . Are you . Im the worst dancer, which is the irony here. Like, i have no rhythm. Jimmy thats not true. Anybody who watched my music video when i was 15 for candy can see that i am [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i loved it. What do you do if you go to like a wedding or a party or something . I try and stay seated. And just do like a little chair dance. You know . Like groove in the chair. Jimmy oh, i see what yeah. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy chair dance. Yeah. Just a little like jimmy thats pretty good. Youre good at that. Yeah. Jimmy kind of a lower lip bite, that was pretty good. [ laughter ] you can like move your head around. Jimmy oh, man, you got into it. Yeah, youre great. Wait, i felt a little intimidated. Youre fantastic. I usually get up to the dance floor and then like kind of back out and go to the bar and just yeah. Yeah, right. Jimmy i i dont get that crazy. Sure. Jimmy i really dont. Im the worst. I mean seriously, i was dancing the other day, because the roots were playing something and i wasnt doing a bit or anything. I looked at tariq, and hes looked at me, like, man, thats sad. [ laughter ] and because i wasnt doing a a bit. I was just actually dancing. Tariq you were for real. Jimmy and i was like cause you give me that beat and i was just like i was like come on. Come on. [ cheers and applause ] thats way better than me. I like it. Jimmy but it looked like i was doing a joke and i wasnt, seriously. Stop. Whatever youre doing. I go, it wasnt a bit. Again, congrats on this is us. Thank you. Jimmy everybody was talking about this show. Last week, whew. It was ah. Yeah. Right . I know. Jimmy emotional. Emotional. Oh, my gosh. Crying i havent recovered, either. Jimmy dude, people are so shaky around the topic. But yeah. I understand. Sorry. Jimmy it gets emotional. It does. Jimmy how do you do those scenes . Theyve got to be tough. I hyperventilated in particular when i read that script. It just was so its so much. But i mean, were just were honored to be a part of something thats resonating with people and means a lot to people. It feels kind of important. In this this day and age. Jimmy yeah. People are yeah. Family, connectedness, unity. Yeah. Jimmy we had milo on the show the other day. Hes your costar, who loves you. I love him. Jimmy Everybody Loves you, by the way. I should say, now that your shows on nbc. So i talk to everybody at nbc, like, shes the nicest, coolest they love you, pal. Ah, thanks. Jimmy he actually recorded a question for you and we want to show it to you right now. Oh. Whats up, mandy . Welcome back to the tonight show. Hey, i just wanted you to show jimmy what exactly it is you do when youre warming up right before a scene. So why dont you go ahead and show that to him . Ah. Thanks, milo. [ laughter ] thanks. Jimmy what is he talking about . Well, you know when you sit around on set sometimes you know this. Its like it takes a while for them to change a light sometimes or turn the cameras around. Jimmy sure. So you want to keep the energy flowing. So occasionally i will you know before, like, we go to shoot something i just like i have to like, push the energy out into the world. Jimmy like how many times do you push the energy . Like ten times. But sometimes i like, huh, huh, huh you know you just got to like you want to feel it. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Huh jimmy huh huh jimmy huh huh yeah its like jimmy guys, try it. I think it feels good. Stand up. You can try this. [ light laughter ] come on huh jimmy on the count of three, well do it. Lets get warmed up. Ready . Yeah. Huh [ laughter ] the best crowd. Huh it feels great that is amazing. Jimmy yeah. Great. And now and now youre ready to cry. Jimmy yeah, here we go. Were warmed up, were ready for a clip. Heres mandy moore in a new episode of this is us. Take a look at this. Well, you said youd be home at 5 30. No, i said i would knock off at 5 30. I called your office and you didnt. So youre checking up on me now . Its just passive aggressive, jack. Okay, the kids. They need a ride to joels party tonight. Parents are home, i already checked. And randalls robotics class, you see . Is moved to tuesdays. I can read. And, please, please, do not let kevin and sophie be by themselves in the basement. Theyre all over each other. Whats so funny . Its disturbing. You know the other day i came in . She was nibbling on his ear. Hmmmm. Dont use the word nibbling in reference to our son. That was the only way to describe it. Those are havent seen qtips in years. No. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre crushing it. Youre crushing it. Thanks. Jimmy mandy moore, everybody [ cheers and applause ] this is us airs tuesdays at 9 00 p. M. On nbc. Chronixx performs for us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] fios in the house dave this fios party is da bomb fo shizzle its tv totally ahead of its time. Yo, let me check that. Oh snap. That x1 voice remote is crunk and it lets me search with the sound of my voice. What should i watch . Things have come a long way since you got fios. [nervously laughs] whats fios . Fios has fallen behind. Dont fall with it. Xfinity x1 will change the way you experience tv. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next performer made his Television Debut here on the tonight show and will kick off a u. S. Tour next week in support of his highly anticipated upcoming album chronology. Please welcome, everybody, performing majesty, chronixx [ cheers and applause ] mother of creation. Theres something about you girl and i dont think its just your smile i dont know how to say it now ive been thinking for a while the best way to say it woman your energy is right baby so right before i hold you with my arms hold you close in my arms i wanna hold you in my heart baby hold you close in my heart before we share our love upon that bed share our love share our love i wanna place this crown upon your head woman girl youre my queen majesty oh you are my queen majesty dont you know you are my queen baby majesty oh you are my queen majesty queen of the jungle you are the lioness the feeling a grumble but youre always trying your best so when the whole world crumble your lion is all right baby m before i hold you close just before hold you close oh girl i wanna let you know woman let you know when all is done and all is said all is done all is said you deserve that crown upon your head woman queen majesty baby youre my queen yeah majesty dont you know you are my queen majesty come on baby you know you are my queen majesty watch this Cleopatra Queen of sheba i never tease yeah you or your features empress menen i beautiful creature you summarize every queen of the east ease out night crawler and gully creeper and me not know about no mona lisa but me know venus and serena undisputed queen omega tribibang come ribibangskeng girl all good and you nah no problem girl killer body your physique shot dem bow i know everybody has a life still we eye this come in on love life go dance in a dance hall i know everybody has a life still me irate but so we need pretty love we no treat what you like need pretty love we no treat what you like club said so come on come here i know a club dance over ice we need pretty love and a treat pretty life [ cheers and applause ] chronixx majesty is available now. My thanks to hugh jackman, mandy moore, mario batali, chronixx, once again [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots right there, too, ladies and gentlemen, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. Hope to see you next week. Byebye. Byebye [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight john oliver. From hbos girls, zosia mamet. Featuring the 8g band with brann dailor. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [cheers and applause] fantastic. Fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. The Grammy Awards were last night, which is pretty embarrassing for ceelo green, who showed up dressed as an oscar. [ light laughter ]

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