And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 624 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy aw, hi, everybody [ cheers and applause ] looking good good looking crowd tonight. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Youre at the show. Thats a great new york city crowd there. Guys, happy valentines day to you [ cheers ] hope you had a great day. I saw that an estimated 36 million heartshaped boxes of chocolate were sold for today. Yeah. And theyre very easy to wrap, too. You just use the sixfoot long receipt you get at cvs. [ laughter ] actually though, the Better Business bureau is warning people to beware of scams this year. Yeah. Then every flower shop charging 100 for a dozen roses said, yeah, well be on the lookout for that. [ laughter ] this is kind of sweet. Today, Michelle Obama posted a a picture on instagram for valentines day that showed her and baracks feet in the sand on a beach. [ audience aws ] here it is. Yeah. Happy valentines day to the love of my life and Favorite Island mate. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. When he saw that, joe biden said, oh, come on, they cropped me out. [ laughter ] steve why would they do that . Jimmy of course, Everyone Wants their valentines day to be extra romantic. So here to talk about romance i dont know why we have this guy on. Hes so weird. Hes here . Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy to talk about romance, james spadge is here. James . [ cheers and applause ] hello, jim. [ laughter ] jimmy james spadge, welcome to the show. Now that valentines days over, what are your secrets to keeping the romance going . Well, as soon as i bring a a woman back to my studio apartment, i recommend five minutes of tonguing. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Five minutes is usually the maximum, because i have a a condition called hot mouth. [ laughter ] jimmy what is that . Well, my mouth gets so hot, i can poach an egg right inside it. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah. Okay. In fact, i used to have a a wealthy japanese businessman who would pay me 40 to poach his breakfast eggs and then table plop them right onto his plate. Jimmy table plop them . Table plop. Jimmy you have hot mouth. James, you seem to have a lot of medical conditions. [ light laughter ] its true, i do have some challenges. For instance, one of the first things you would notice about me as i start to become nude, is that i have square nipples. [ laughter ] i also have a glass eardrum that repels sound. Jimmy okay. And for four years, my right eye has been beginning to shrink. [ laughter ] but curiously, my testicles have never stopped growing. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] okay. I am currently carrying over three pounds of extra testicular weight. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, very good. Thats i was also born with a tooth in my penis. [ laughter ] but it was eventually absorbed, so no problem there. Jimmy all right, thank you. Thats more than enough. James spadge, everybody. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] why do we steve why would you ask him . Jimmy we always have him on. I dont know why. Steve who hired him to be a a romance anchor . That seems ridiculous. Jimmy a weird dude. [ laughter ] lets get to some news here. Apparently Michael Flynn just set a record of the shortest serving White House National security advisor ever at 24 days. The education secretary betsy devos said, wow. Only a week . [ laughter and applause ] and finally, a new study finds that firstborn children are typically smarter than their younger siblings. [ cheers ] when asked how smart the middle child is, scientists said, oh, we dont care. [ laughter ] we have great show tonight. Give it up for the roots right there [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, we have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, gwen stefani will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy dane dehaan, Damien Chazelle will all be here. Then later this week, ethan hawke and joel mchale will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh jimmy and we have a great performance from ryan adams. [ cheers ] got a great new album. But first, we have a great show tonight. From the new movie fist fight, charlie day is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my man. Steve come on jimmy so funny, that guy. Steve hes a good dude. Jimmy i love him. Plus, supermodel Kendall Jenner is joining us there she is. [ cheers and applause ] kendall and i are teaming up against charlie day and higgins for a game of charades. Steve ooh. [ cheers ] jimmy get ready, man. Steve im watching you. Jimmy and we have, oh, great music tonight. From the duo anderson. Paak and knxwledge, nxworries is here, you guys. Steve come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, guys, i like to think im a pretty easygoing guy. Steve yeah. Jimmy but theres one thing that really gets my goat. Steve thats what . [ light laughter ] what gets your goat . Jimmy whats that . Steve what gets your goat . Jimmy bad music. Steve oh. Jimmy yeah. No one should have to listen to bad tunes. So as a service to you guys, im about to play some real songs from real bands that i think you should avoid in a a segment i call my do not play list. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] do not play do not play do not play these songs these songs jimmy now, before we start, i want you all to know that every artist and song that im about to play for you is 100 real. These are actual bands and actual songs. You can download them on itunes or amazon or see if your local music store has them. They are real. Questlove, they really are real. Questlove i dont believe you. Jimmy i know, you never believe me. [ talking over each other ] no, these are real questlove i think you make them up. Jimmy no, i dont make them up. These are real like, this first guy [ light laughter ] hes a a elvis impersonator. Steve oh, great. Jimmy a swedish elvis impersonator. [ laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy eilert pilarm. [ light laughter ] steve looks just like him. Jimmy yeah. Steve its uncanny. Jimmy spitting image of elvis. Steve yeah. Looks like the elvis stamp. Jimmy its there. Steve oh, yeah. Jimmy if you did that steve yeah. If you hold a mug in front of it. [ laughter ] jimmy that looks like elvis, right . Steve yeah. That cup looks more like elvis. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] i think its he looks like elvis. But the question is, does he lets take a listen to Jailhouse Rock and find out. Warden trew a party in the county yail the prison band was there and they begun to wail the band was yumpin du yunt began to swing you shoulda heard those snakin out jailbirds sing lets rock leeets rock jimmy stop, stop stop it, stop it, stop it [ cheers ] steve he doesnt even have the same syncopation as elvis. [ light laughter ] jimmy he didnt want to do another take . Steve ja. [ swedish accent ] im good with that one, man. Jimmy yeah. I think he sounds exactly like elvis uh, after twelve martinis. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] elvish . Jimmy next song oh, this is a musician id never heard of called becca ann. Do you know becca ann . Questlove nah. [ light laughter ] jimmy heres becca ann. This is her album here. Who i am. And shes just enjoying, like, a bud light right there. A tall boy. Having a good time. Thats a good photo. Steve thats who she is. Jimmy kind of like in movement. Got a little blurred out, but steve yeah, a little jimmy yeah, who i am. So lets see lets see who she is. Who i am. This is becca ann. Steve becca ann. Jimmy mmhmm. Who i am im becca ann you dont know me but thats my name because im becca ann they know who i am yeah, thats right questlove one of the interns, man [ laughter ] im becca ann thats who i am who i am im becca ann you dont know me but ask your man because im Becca Ann Jimmy all right, good. Yeah, i got it, got it, got it. [ laughter ] becca ann. [ applause ] steve wheres big jimmy . Jimmy whats that . Steve wheres big jimmy . Jimmy oh, big jimmy. Yeah, he comes out at the end of the song. Steve big jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy for real no, its not questlove its one of the interns jimmy you can get becca ann, dude, featuring big jimmy. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh this next one dude, this is a mind bender, this one. [ light laughter ] steve more mind bending than the last one . Jimmy yeah. This ones fantastic. You guys like seinfeld . [ cheers ] who doesnt love seinfeld . This a dubstep version of the seinfeld theme. [ laughter ] theres seinfeld [ laughter ] its coming out of a flying ship or something. Steve with teeth. A flying ship with teeth. Jimmy yeah. The artist is called wicked wicked, and the song is called seinfeld blaster. [ light laughter ] all right . Lets take a listen to this one. [ seinfeld theme plays ] [ heavy bass ] [ laughter ] jimmy dude, this you got this one . Questlove i dig this. Jimmy oh, really . Questlove yes. Jimmy dude, this is great. [ seinfeld impression ] how many tabs of acid did i take . [ laughter ] my hands my face is melting [ cheers and applause ] thats pretty good. Steve oh, my gosh. Is the album called too much free time . Jimmy ooh, this next ones good. By a singer named Jimmy Christian blue, and the albums calmed dedication. [ laughter ] dedication. He looks like hes mad at us or something. [ laughter ] maybe just disappointed. Steve mad at supercuts. Jimmy hes just disappointed in us. [ light laughter ] but maybe if we listen to one of his songs, maybe hell cheer up. This is the songs called ocean of emotion. Steve oh, great. [ light laughter ] ooh ooh [ low whispering ] ooh ooh ooh jimmy whispering. He whispers. Ooh ooh jimmy just wait the background vocals are way too high steve thats it . [ laughter ] questlove wait. [ applause ] play the song. Steve that was it . Questlove play the song jimmy no, that is that was the song. Questlove play the song. Jimmy can we hear it just one more time . Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy i believe i missed out on it. Ooh ooh [ low whispering ] ooh ooh steve okay, an ocean. Ooh [ low whispering ] jimmy there you go. Yeah. Maybe his mic is off. [ cheers and applause ] steve you think you think jimmy maybe his mic is off. Steve is off or he was standing far away from it, didnt know it was on . Jimmy well maybe, like, theyre just picking up his vo maybe hes screaming and theyre just picking up off his guitar steve yeah, because the guitar is electric but hes screaming jimmy yeah. [ talking over each other ] steve maybe hes in the parking lot. Practicing. [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont know, man. The last one here is by bishop bullwinkle. Steve oh. [ laughter ] jimmy the song is called hell to the naw naw. [ laughter and applause ] steve bishop bullwinkle. Jimmy hes a preacher. Steve hes a preacher. Jimmy yep. Hes based out of florida, and he has a message he wanted to get out there. He thought the best way to do it was through song. Lets hear what we had he to say. Hell to the naw naw. I got people in the church they hugging you they claim that they love you to death theyll do that but time they get home they on the telephone talkin bout they cant stand your breath yeah hell no to the naw naw naw hell to the naw hell to the naw to the naw naw naw jimmy i think i like this one. To the naw naw hell to the naw naw naw hell to the naw to the naw [ cheers and applause ] yeah i hear people saying that they love you today, that they love you to death by the time they get home they be talking bout how they cant stand them in the same breath hell to the naw hell to the naw naw to the naw [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hell to the naw naw. Thats actually a good jam. Steve thats a great song jimmy thats all the time we have for do not play. If you have an album or a song you think we should use on our next do not play list, and you want to see it, send a a suggestion to donotplay tonightshow. Com. Stick around. When we come back, were playing charades with charlie day and Kendall Jenner [ cheers and applause ] with hotels. Coms rewards program for every 10 nights you stay, you get one free. Which is great for families. Finally whatever captain obvious. Hotels. Com. Great for families. Mom and for sore losers hello moto. Its time to reimagine the smart phone. Snap on a speaker. A projector. A camera that actually zooms. Get excited world. The moto z with moto mods. Get a moto z play droid for only 5 mo. No tradein required. How do you become americas bestselling brand . You make it detect what they dont. Stop, stop, stop sorry. You make it sense whats coming. Watch, watch, watch mom. Relax im relaxed. You make it for 16year olds. Whoawhoawhoa and the parents who worry about them. You saw him, right . Going further to help make drivers, better drivers. Dont freak out on me. Thats ford. And thats how you become americas bestselling brand. [ cheers and applause ] steve naw, naw [ laughter ] jimmy welcome back to the tonight show, everybody. Higgins and i are about to faceoff in a big game of charades. But first were going to need partners and we found some great ones. Joining higgins team, his new movie fist fight is in theaters this friday. Give it up for charlie day, ladies and gentlemen steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh hell to the naw naw hell to the naw naw jimmy hell to the naw naw. Come on [ cheers and applause ] red tie. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy welcome, buddy. Valentines day tie. Jimmy my partner tonight, shes in town for new York Fashion Week. One of our favorite supermodels. Please welcome, Kendall Jenner [ cheers and applause ] hi how are you . How are you . Jimmy all right, guys. Now, yall know how to play charades. Each player gets a turn giving silent clues to their teammate. 30 seconds on the clock per turn. Well do four rounds worth one point each. Fifth round is the charades showdown. Both teams give the same clue at the same time. Steve ooh jimmy charlie, why dont you start us off tonight . All right, here we go. Here we go. Steve come on, charlie day. Jimmy are you going to say it . The number . Got a number . Four . Two . Thats a strong two out there . [ laughter ] the guy, like, wrote two. Oh, well, screw you [ laughter ] screw you, guy who wrote two ah jimmy okay. Steve song. Song song three words. Jimmy stop yelling. Steve kid. Oh, um pluck. Flower. Kiss, flower, flower. Smell. Jimmy rose. Oh, kiss. Bouquet, ah scent, scent. Gift, flower, gift, flower, kiss, hmm wash scrub cheek, blush jimmy i know what it is. Oh, kiss from rose to a a grey jimmy kiss from e [ buzzer ] oh he got jimmy kiss from a rose, right . Kiss from a rose. Jimmy yeah, seal. Yeah, you got it. Congratulations. You got it, you got it. You got it thats as close as were going to get it. Jimmy you put the whole lyric. Steve i said the whole lyric. Jimmy all right, pal, you ready for this . Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good. I think were vibing. Jimmy we got this. We got this. We got this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy seven. We got this. Steve seven [ laughter ] jimmy okay. He got it. Jimmy okay, ready . Yeah. Movie. Two words. First word. Little. The. The [ laughter ] matrix jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] come on jimmy fantastic we got this, man steve all right. Jimmy oh, i love it. Hes nervous. Too easy. Jimmy no, that was good. Too easy. Im like what is that, the wave . He said the wave . Jimmy the wave. Steve i heard four. Oh, i heard six . [ cheers ] dont trust that guy. Steve hmm, hmm. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy higgins, you can do this, man. Come on. Steve okay. Jimmy yeah, here we go. You can this. Steve ready . Jimmy yeah. Its a movie. With one word. Oh. Titanic. [ laughter ] two words. Steve two syllables. Two syllables. Jimmy you cant say that [ laughter ] i didnt know. One syllable and then two syllables [ laughter ] oh, its the sting. Ah the armed train [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] awe. What was it . Steve bambi. [ laughter ] i couldnt think of, like, how to generally act out bambi. What about a rabbit or something jimmy what . Steve i can do the general idea oh, that was a b and then the steve that was the b yeah, yeah. Oh. Jimmy bambi all right, now i know your style. Steve i was going to do Emril Lagasse. I was gonna do Emril Lagasse going were going to lose terribly. Jimmy youre getting too deep into that. Steve well, you know, we have while were losing. Thats right. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] jimmy all right, pal, we can do this. Steve ten okay. Cool. A lot of work. [ light laughter ] jimmy come on, we got this. We can do this, pal okay. Steve yeah. Jimmy song. [ laughter ] oh, no. Six words . Yeah, i think so. Jimmy i never heard of a a song with a title thats six words. Hell to the naw, naw, naw, naw, naw [ laughter ] okay. Jimmy first word. Slap . Smack. Clap . Clap . No. Ah jimmy clap your hands. Ooh, punch nope. Jimmy slap, fight. Beat okay. Jimmy no. Second word. You. Supermodel. [ buzzer ] that is so not enough time. Jimmy thats so not fair. It was hit me baby one more time. Six words is a lot. Steve ohh jimmy oh, man. Steve hit me baby one more time. Jimmy hit me baby one more time. Is that six . Jimmy no, youre right. Yeah, youre right. Hit me baby one more time. Jimmy all right, all right. Now, this is the showdown . Its the showdown. It is a little weird. Steve showdown. Jimmy me and you, this is the showdown. Wow. Jimmy were going to do the same clue at same time. If we get this its worth quadruple the points. Oh, wow. [ laughter ] come on jimmy all right, come on, we got this. We got this. We got that. [ cheers ] which one . Whatever one you want. 15 15 steve oh. [ laughter ] come on. Pick it up. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] steve yeah. Throw it away. We can mutually pick another one. Jimmy yeah, yeah, lets pick another one. Its your show jimmy all right. Want to do the other one . [ laughter ] all right. Jimmy this one we can do. All right, all right, all right. Are you ready . Are you ready . Steve ready. Movie. Movie. Steve four words. [ laughter ] steve penguin. Mr. Poppers penguins. Penguin. Steve hitler [ laughter ] marching the march of the penguins. Jimmy yes you got it [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] now its your favorite movie. Steve champs jimmy dude, he said march, too. Our thanks to charlie day, Kendall Jenner were talking to charlie after the break stick around, everybody march of the penguins. You got it [ cheers and applause ] shocked by your wireless bill every month . Additional fees. Tacked on taxes. Come on with tmobile one, taxes and fees are now included get 4 lines of unlimited lte data for 40 bucks each. 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Ive never won anything on this show. Jimmy really . Im bad at games and i think this is rigged. I think its rigged. Rigged against me. Jimmy weve played some good games. Do you remember name that guy . Name that guy yeah, maybe i did okay with name that guy. Jimmy yeah, that was rigged. That was written. The one was written down. Yeah, that was the only one i jimmy that was just a a mistake, but that was a fun one. You did well on that one. But i did okay at it. Jimmy hey, ive got to ask you a question because i was talking to you backstage. You flew in from l. A. Yes. Jimmy but your wife stayed in l. A. Uhhuh. Jimmy todays valentines day. Are you in trouble . Ah, my poor, poor wife. [ laughter ] i personally i hate valentines day. Im like, do we have to do it every year . [ scattered cheers ] i mean, like jimmy should be, like, every two years or something . Yeah. Like, lets do it on the leap year. But [ laughter ] like, im the like so, i actually was like, okay. You know, im going to get her like a gift basket thing, and im trying to order it on my phone and im terrible. Every time, its like, uh, you forget your email, you forget so i keep doing it. Its not working, its not working. I got to go catch the flight to get here. Im like, hey, honey, im so sorry. I was going to get you some flowers. Shes like, yeah. You forgot to put it in your email. Im like, all right. So theyll be there tomorrow. Surprise shes a lucky woman. [ laughter ] jimmy she basically ordered a present for herself . Yeah, she bought herself a a valentines day gift, so yeah. Jimmy you have a big wedding anniversary. Yeah, we just had the tenth anniversary, actually. Jimmy thats a big deal. I know, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy ten years. Ten years. Jimmy thats fantastic. And she tattooed a little heart on her finger and then she said, when you go on fallon, you should get a a tattoo. And i said, no. [ laughter ] jimmy why would you and you know what . In hindsight, i think i should have done it. I should have done it. That would have been a good valentines day gift slash jimmy would you get do you have a tattoo . I actually have no tattoos which is always disappointing to sunny fans that think my tattoos on the show are real. Theyre like, hey i got the same thing as you and awe, man. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, no. Its a fictional character. But, no. But, personally, im like, i dont know what i want on me for life, but jimmy i know. Im afraid. Commitment. You got to commit. Yeah, you got to commit to it. Jimmy yeah, exactly. But i think, i dont know. Maybe next time im back, ill get one here for real. Jimmy would you come on the show and get a tattoo . Yeah. I guess i would. Yeah, i should have done it. Jimmy shoot. This is great. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy itll be fun. Well get a good tattoo artist. Well do a heart. Well get a good one. Maybe ill get one of the sunny tattoos or something. Or a heart. We could get the ring, you know, that she wants. Like the heart on the finger. Jimmy thats romantic that she got that tattoo. Yeah. Jimmy thats fantastic. And you have what do you have . You have a little 5yearold boy . I have a 5yearold son. Hes hilarious. He wrote me a birthday card. Instead of saying, happy birthday, there was a butt on it and it said, happy butt day. [ laughter and applause ] all right, man. Jimmy thats fantastic. Thats great jimmy not bad. Not bad. Jimmy thats a good joke. Actually, he wrote a a knockknock joke. You wanna hear it . Jimmy yeah, here we go. I love this joke. My son wrote this. Knock knock. Jimmy whos there . Interrupting penis. [ light laughter ] jimmy interrupting penis [ peeing noise ] [ laughter and applause ] i mean, come on. Jimmy not bad. Come on. Jimmy thats actually pretty great. Its working on a lot of levels there. Its working on a lot of levels. Jimmy its always sun any philadelphia, fantastic [ cheers and applause ] congrats on that. I know how hard you worked on that. Its just so funny. Theres so many good jokes in there and the whole cast is great. This is the 12th season . 12th seasons out right now. Our ratings are better than ever. Its crazy. Jimmy 12 seasons . I know. Yeah. Theyve asked for 14, which will tie us with ozzie and harriet. [ cheers ] which is the longest running jimmy sitcom in the history sitcom in history in television. Of course, they did Something Like 2,000 shows and weve done 9. [ light laughter ] but you know, thats our little trick. But yeah, its a big deal. When we started the show i was 27 years old and from my butt day i turned 41. Jimmy wow yeah. Jimmy isnt that wild . Isnt that great though . Crazy, yeah, yeah. Jimmy so many fun stuff. [ cheers and applause ] good as ever. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, im proud of it. Jimmy i want to talk about your movie. You have a movie out youre a very busy guy. Busy guy. Jimmy but youre a funny guy. Weve got to talk about this fist fight movie everywhere i go. Jimmy fist fight is coming out friday. We had ice cube on the show whos the best and he loves you. He said he was just a fan of your work and wanted to do something with you so bad. Hes like thats surreal to hear, but yeah, it was great. Jimmy that ice cube wanting to work with you . You go, yeah. Youre amazing. So, the idea of this, if you dont know the premise of this movie, fist fight, is you kind of get him fired, right . Yeah. Were two schoolteachers and i get him fired and he challenges me to a fight at the end of the school day. Jimmy the teachers . Yeah. The teachers. [ laughter ] his personality is ice cubeish and mines charlie dayish. [ light laughter ] so you can do the math. I dont want to fight the guy. And i spend the movie trying to worm out of it and then we deliver probably the most epic fight in the history of movie fights. Jimmy really . I think its very satisfying for the audience. Jimmy it pays off . Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I guess Tracy Morgans in it, too. Hes just hilarious. You just you cant beat tracy. Cant beat tracy. Jimmy no. I want to show everybody a a clip. Heres charlie day in fist fight. Take a look at this. Whats your emergency . Yes, hi. Theres a crazy guy at my high school hes trying to beat me up. 911 is for emergencies only. If you have a problem with a a bully i need you to speak to a teacher. No. I am a teacher. Excuse me . Theres actually another teacher whos going to beat me up after school. Thats why im calling. Im sorry. Can you repeat what you just told me . Okay, my name is andrew campbell. Im a teacher at roosevelt high school. Theres another teacher here who wants to have a fist fight with me after school, so i need help. [ laughter ] i would like you to stop laughing and listen to my youre a grown man. Now go on and take that asswhopping [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its super funny. Fist fight. Have you i have to ask. Everybody probably asks you this. Have you ever been in a fist fight . Are you a fighter . Like, kids would like try to start fights with me. I hit a kid with a trombone once and that pretty much that stopped the fight right there. Jimmy you hit him with a a trombone. You know what . The guy with the trombone wins. Jimmy okay. You know what i mean . If you dont have is a a trombone, youre in trouble. Jimmy dont mess with that. Yeah, but i would try to break up fights a lot. I had like i would like to get in peoples heads and confuse them. I can remember in college there were these two, like, huge guys. One on the hockey team and a a football guy and i dont know these two guys. I get in the middle of them and i start going, hey, man, i got soft shoes, soft shoes. Who wants pie . Who wants news . And theyd be so confused. Theyd be like, i want to fight. I dont want pie [ laughter ] jimmy i got soft shoes. I mean, i kind of want pie, but whos this kid . You know . [ laughter ] jimmy i love that you do that. What do the shoes have to do with it . Jimmy guys, go check out fist fight, its in theaters this friday. Charlie day. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Kendall Jenner, everybody. Stick around [ cheers and applause ] if youve never tried a juicy, cheesy, iconic big mac. Its just right if you want to start smaller. The delicious mac jr, the big mac with a single patty and no middle bun. Now available for a limited time only. [beeping] the 2017 rav4 with Toyota Safety sense, standard. Toyota. Lets go places. Our powerful relief now in pill form. Its the one and only cold flu caplet that has a maximum strength formula with a unique warming sensation you instantly feel. Power through with Theraflu Expressmax caplets. So you can take and share pictures any time of day. With a network that helps you save the day. Bunny . For half the cost. Bunny wants to go one more time here we go alright, im coming home get an iphone7. Unlimited plans with 5gb of highspeed data start at just 45 a month. On americas largest, most dependable 4glte networks. Find out more at straighttalk. Com [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is one of the most successful models working today. Shes been very busy appearing in numerous runway shows for new York Fashion Week and were so happy she could stop by and see us. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lovely Kendall Jenner [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for being here. I appreciate it. Yeah, of course. Thanks for having me. Jimmy are you just so busy this week . At fashion week . Yeah. Its a lot but its its really, really fun. I, like, forgot how fun it is and you, like, work all day, and then people are, like, oh, lets go out. And then you go to parties. Youre just like, theres no sleeping. Jimmy yeah, there is no sleeping. Not really, no. Jimmy this is what i like about you, because you you said, since i can remember seeing you which i can which i kept up with you, and thank you. Appreciate it. Jimmy yeah, but you said, like, i want to be a model. I want to be a model, and yeah. Jimmy you did it thanks. Jimmy you did it, pal. I mean youre fantastic [ cheers and applause ] i mean, you got drive, man yeah. It really is i can thank my parents for that. Jimmy yeah. But, yeah, it really is a a dream come true. Its really awesome and the last, like, three years have been awesome. Im really happy. Jimmy yeah. And do you get nervous when you do the runways . No. Not really anymore. It actually depends on the situation. Like, if im wearing a really long dress, with really crazy heels, then obviously, i think, the nerves set in. Youre like, oh, my god. Im going to fall. Jimmy yeah. Or like the runways crazy or whatever but i have actually become really, really comfortable. And, like, yeah. Jimmy do you see any of the pe because i know like a lot of celebrities go and they sit in the front row, like . Oh, my god, no. Jimmy do you make do you make eye contact with anybody . No, i actually have a thing where [ light laughter ] jimmy walking . [ laughter ] so cool. Thats what i would do. Can you imagine . No one would want work with me anymore. Jimmy id be walking and id go, i cant believe im the same room yeah, in my head thats thats how its going, but, no, actually, i told myself, since my first show, like, i never look at the audience. Ever. Jimmy no one . No. No one. I wont like, if i do, it will, like, mess me up. Its kind of like being onstage, i guess. Like, if youre a theater actor. Its like if you look at something just to take you out of your, like, zone. Jimmy yeah. You dont want anything to but i do kylie sometimes. Like if shes at a show. Her and and my mom, usually. They, like, i can hear them screaming. [ laughter ] and ill like jimmy awe. Sometimes ill smirk jimmy theyre proud of you. A little bit because i cant, like, hold it in. But i never look. Jimmy yeah. I, like, can never look at them. Jimmy and is there a a special face that you make for, like, the different fashions youre in . Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Well, yeah. The designer will usually give you, like, a little pep talk beforehand. So sometimes designers are like, oh, be like light and happy and confident and a a beautiful woman or, whatever, or, sometimes theyre like, you hate everyone youre going to, like nothing, nothing will distract you, youre so angry at everything. Jimmy angry . An angry walk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah. They come out with the best photos. Do you like doing photo shoots better than no, its different. Jimmy theyre both fun . Yeah, its all really fun. The shows are like an adrenaline rush. Its fun. Jimmy cause heres you and youre buddies with all these these guys, right . These are your pals . Yeah. All awesome women. Jimmy yeah, thats fantastic. Thats a really cool cover to be a part of. Jimmy look, youre on the cover of vogue. How fun is this . I know no, its jimmy youre doing what you wanted to do. Exactly [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love that i love that. And theres a photo in here that i was, like this pretty fantastic. You got it marked and everything. Jimmy yeah. Because this is, like, well, who who gets to do that . [ light laughter ] stand on balance a horse . I mean, how fun is that . Super fun. Yeah. Ive, like, literally been riding horses for like, 12 years, and just, like, its like my life. So, that was really cool. Jimmy but, youre also doing some photography as well. Yeah. I saw, its Love Magazine . Yeah. Ive been shooting with Love Magazine a lot. Actually, katie grant i used to just shoot my friends. I love, like, capturing a a moment, or being very candid and just, like, capturing all my friends and hanging out. I think its a lot more authentic to capture a photo just on film and i, like, have a whole folder in my phone of just, like, a good photo jimmy i saw the picture of north this is your niece. Yeah. Jimmy thats a beautiful photo. Thank you. [ audience aws ] shes a cutie. Shes really cute. Jimmy shes really cute, yeah shes so cute. And then you you got to shoot Sienna Miller for Love Magazine. This is just too just gorgeous and super cool. Yeah. Thats a great photo. Jimmy thats a great photo. Unretouched, by the way. Shes, like, perfect. Jimmy she is, right . Yeah. Jimmy no retouching. Theres no retouch. Shes just perfect, like that. Jimmy yeah. And then kaia, yeah. Jimmy kaia Cindy Crawfords she looks exactly like cindy crawford. Its scary. Like, ive shot her twice now, and when i shoot her i have, like, weird flashbacks of, like, photos of her mom. Its crazy. Jimmy yeah, and shes great, too. Shes the sweetest. Jimmy yeah. I mean, i dont know her. I know cindy a little bit. Oh, yeah, yeah. Jimmy shes super fun. Yeah, yeah. But you [ light laughter ] both super nice. [ laughter ] jimmy we we dated for years, and, uh awkward. I dont want to talk about it. Uh no. I never dated a supermodel. Anyways, ah [ light laughter ] now im getting flustered. Like i really did there i really didnt like you would ever believe that. Im really in my head right now. Oh, come on. Jimmy im in my head. Give yourself some credit. Jimmy oh, please. Please, please, please. Im sweating. [ light laughter ] you brought your camera . Yes, i did. Jimmy this is the one you use . My little compact. Jimmy and thats how you take that beautiful photo . This is actually a different camera that i took those photos. Jimmy oh, okay. I just got this one. Jimmy oh, really . I love this camera. Jimmy would you like would you like me to model for you . Yeah. [ light laughter ] youll do me the honor . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what should i do . Get on the table. Why not . No, youre a little, like jimmy this . Like yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy i have a great big a very wait. Im going to turn the flash on for you. Jimmy yeah. Im going to need all the help im going to need retouching on this one. [ light laughter ] i love the face [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the worst. Oh, i know what to do what . Jimmy wait. What, what what . The horse . Jimmy yeah. Can i get the do it. Get on the table. On the table. Come on yes [ cheers ] [ laughter ] yes strong. Very strong. Amazing jimmy ah ill send you them when i develop them. Jimmy yeah. Let me know cause you cant yeah, you cant instagram that. Yeah. Jimmy you have develop it first i thought it would be kind of fun if we do take one of these. Lets do it. Jimmy uh this is this is called an iphone. Oh, is that a [ laughter ] jimmy all the kids are using it. We should do a double one. Like with both of wait, wait. No, theres a cute one i know. I know. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah. Whys my head look like that . [ laughter ] no, sir. Jimmy i know, but my heads you dont like it . We can switch it. Jimmy but look at my heads [ laughter ] wait. Is that normal . Is that supposed to happened . [ laughter ] oh, my god im crying jimmy oh, my gosh. We dont have to do it if you dont want to. Jimmy dude, look at that oh, my god wait this is the look at this. It didnt even recognize this is what happens with my life. [ laughter ] Kendall Jenner, everybody [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i love you, pal. Break a leg and have fun this week. No worries performs for us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] vo this is not a video game. This is not a screensaver. This is the destruction of a cancer cell by the bodys own immune system, thanks to medicine that didnt exist until now. And today can save your life. Hello, miss bates. Do you have a tax question . I do. Theres a bunch of creepy kids in this house i moved into. Are they your kids . 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[ cheers and applause ] i keep tryna tell ya you cant keep me on a leash no matter how hard you train me ill do what i want in the end and you cant disagree but lately im tryin to be faithful they make it so hard on me at the top of the day wont you look what they wearin im just headed up the street they aint carin yeah and every time i try to mind my own business she gon come around and make me so tempted she gon ask me when im gon gon get it lord can you help me get me out of here and i want to keep the peace its so hard for me you keep tryna tell me its only as hard as you think no matter what broad you bangin you know who you love in the end and i cant disagree but lately they make it so hard to be faithful as long as im off the drink she look like she married but why is she starin she think im afraid to reach dont dare me and every time i try to mind my own business she gon come around and make me so tempted she gon ask me when im gon gon get it she gon ask me when im gon get it yeah yeah oohh nights like this i wish i wish it wasnt hard for me oohh lord give me strength uh its always the simple things im caught up again oohh nights like this i wish i wish it wasnt hard for me yeah oohh lord give me strength its always the simple things im caught up again its so hard for me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah its always the simple things im caught up again its so hard for me its so hard so hard its good to get away all by myself each day and talk to you father in the name of jesus christ of nazareth its so [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yo yo nxworries yes, lawd is available now. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] what on earth. Are they fighting here . Whatever it is. Its hunting. The great wall. Rated pg13. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy here you go. No, give me that my thanks to chalie day [ cheers and applause ] Kendall Jenner nxworries [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight shailene woodley. From broadways sunday in the park with george, actress annaleigh ashford. Cofounder of stand up republic, Evan Mcmullin featuring the 8g band with brann dailor. [ chee and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers ] yeah. 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