And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 620 kansas steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey, hey. Welcome. Sit down, relax. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome, everyone. Welcome to [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show. This is it youre here [ cheers and applause ] youre watching youre home this is great you guys, you guys a huge snowstorm is headed towards new york. [ light laughter ] so the good news is we have a a great show tonight. The better news is youre all spending the night here. [ cheers and applause ] and thats just not right. Thats awesome. If i fall asleep first, dont put my hand in warm water. Just let me [ light laughter ] no more freezing my bra. [ light laughter ] actually the snowstorm is hitting the entire northeast. In fact, Boston Public Schools have already announced that theyll be closed tomorrow. Yeah. Kids in boston are like, are you kidding . We havent been in school since the patriots won the super bowl. [ laughter ] think im going tomorrow . No way, dude lets get to some news here. I saw that this morning President Trump actually went on twitter to criticize nordstrom for dropping his daughter ivankas line and treating her unfairly. [ audience oohs ] while trumps tweeting about a a department store, a lot of people are wondering what the return policy is for president s. And they go steve hey oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, ill hold. Ill hold. It seems like every day trumps upset about something else. And i guess now this is real. He is complaining that the hand towels on air force one are not soft enough. [ laughter ] then the Flight Attendant said, sir, thats my skirt. And he goes steve whoa trump. Jimmy still still not soft enough. [ laughter ] yesterday betsy devos was officially confirmed as President Trumps secretary of education. Now a lot of people are upset about this, saying devos doesnt have any Public Education experience and is considered by many to be unfit for the job. I dont know, i got to say, if you take a look at some of the new standardized test questions that shes come up with, they might have a point. Yeah. We got an early copy. Steve are you serious . [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Steve wow. Howd we get that . Jimmy well, let me just give you an example. The first question is, which of the following a, bert. B, ernie. [ light laughter ] that doesnt steve wow. Jimmy that doesnt make any sense. I dont know where to begin. Which of the i mean, i got to go with ernie. Steve yeah. Jimmy but i mean i dont know steve i mean but, still. I dont know what their question jimmy the next question says, fill in the blank. Its just a blank. [ light laughter ] steve what . Jimmy thats it. Thats all you fill in the blank. [ light laughter ] steve that sounds like jimmy and finally, what does the education secretary do . Detailed answers welcome. I mean [ light laughter ] that, that worries me a little bit. [ cheers and applause ] steve that does worry jimmy yeah. Steve just a little bit. Jimmy i see that, im like, no way, dude [ light laughter ] of course another big story is trumps travel ban. Earlier today he defended the ban by saying, quote, even a a bad High School Student would support it. And betsy devos said, and thanks to me, well have plenty of those. [ laughter and applause ] so, dont worry about that. Ernie. Who is ernie . [ light laughter ] ooh, sorry. We were looking for who is burt . Steve ooh. Looking for what is ernie . Jimmy according to a white house aide, President Trump loves to drink virgin bloody marys. Kind of an odd cocktail, to drink. Yeah. [ laughter ] not not very popular. Well, it turns out trump also loves some other lesserknown cocktails. We got a list early, here. Steve did you really . Jimmy yeah. Steve from the same place we got the test . Jimmy no, different. Steve oh, a different place. Jimmy totally different place, yeah. Steve youve got your sources. Jimmy like, for instance, he enjoys a mai tai too long. And thats [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, hey. [ cheers and applause ] dont forget the gents. Jimmy then he now and then he enjoys a nation on the rocks. Which is good. [ laughter ] the always refreshing omarosa mimosa. Steve ooh. [ light laughter ] jimmy and of course, he loves white russians. Steve yeah [ laughter and applause ] jimmy there you go i mean you know that. [ punching ] steve you fight so manly. [ light laughter ] jimmy last night the internet went crazy over pictures of president obama kiteboarding while on vacation. [ cheers ] with richard branson, my man, over at necker island, there. He seems to be having a good time. Take a look at this is the president. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] it looks like hes benjamin buttoning back to 2008 obama. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight give it up it for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, everybody. Its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night our pal oh, my goodness, we love this man. Alec baldwin is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes in the building. He is hosting saturday night live this weekend with ed sheeran. Alec and i are going to play a a game of box and lies. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah. Then on friday, our pal lena dunham will be here. Common will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and we have thank you notes. Thats on friday. Thats going to be good. But first, we have a fun show tonight. He is the host of late night with seth meyers. Seth meyers is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy love seth. Steve love him. Jimmy i cant wait to catch catch up with that guy and see whats going down. Plus, academy and golden globe awardnominated actor dev patel is stopping by. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a stud. Steve yeah. Jimmy and hes a movie star. And we got great music from kid cudi, everybody. Oh, man [ cheers and applause ] kid cudi steve wow jimmy i did the i did the photo shoot for this. For this album. Steve is that your your you did the ab doubles . Jimmy whats that . No, no, thats him. I was just he was doing it. And i was like, well, i like this sweater. Steve right. Jimmy nah, i think you should take the shirt off. Steve really . Jimmy hes like, wait, but why im wearing, its cold. Thats why im wearing both the shirt and the sweater. Steve right. Jimmy i go, uh huh. Future of sweaters, is people wear sweaters, no shirts. Steve undone. Jimmy and i dont know i didnt know if he what he had underneath. I dont know if he works out. I go i dont want to get personal. Steve right. [ light laughter ] but lucky for you jimmy lucky for me . Dude, hes ripped. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] did you give him a gentle light too . Jimmy no. He was just glowing pink that day. [ light laughter ] but anyways and sparkly. And sparkly too. Anyways, hes the best. And hes going to be great tonight. As well as some strings, some beautiful strings tonight. Steve ooh. Jimmy its just we dont fool around here on the tonight show. Come on. Come on. [ cheers and applause ] this its sleepover night. Sleepovernight. Steve sleepover jimmy try to get me to go to sleep, dude uhuh eh, you burned [ laughter ] guys, if you go online and you read about politics on facebook these days, it feels like people are really divided. So we sent our writer, becky, to the streets of new york to find real republicans and democrats to get them to try to find things that they have in common. Its time for Common Ground. Here we go. Common ground yeah so youre republican. Yes. And youre democrat. Yes. And there may be some issues you dont agree on, but theres got to be something you both have in common. What time do you usually go to bed at night . 9 30, 10 00. Midnight or 1 a. M. [ buzzer ] do you sleep with or without socks . One sock. [ light laughter ] two socks. [ buzzer ] do you ever wake up in the middle of the night and drink a a glass of water . Yeah. Yeah. [ ding ] Common Ground [ cheers and applause ] you both wake up in the middle of the night and drink a glass of water. Whats your favorite breakfast food . Eggs. I was going to say eggs, but then bagels came to mind. [ buzzer ] how do you like your eggs prepared . Over medium. Sunny side up. [ buzzer ] whats your favorite thing to put on toast. Peanut butter. Peanut butter Common Ground [ applause ] whats your favorite tv show . Ncis. I love the old frasier show. [ buzzer ] who is your favorite actor . Clint eastwood. Kevin costner. [ buzzer ] who is your favorite actor named harrison . Harrison ford. Harrison ford. [ ding ] your both favorite actor named harrison is Harrison Ford . Common ground. We win. When you answer the phone whats the first word you say . Hello. Hello. [ ding ] yeah. Common ground you both say hello when you answer the phone. Do you want to look at each other and give you a a compliment . I love your eyes. You have very pretty hair. If you went on a road trip, who would you want to bring with you in the car . My friend scott. Kanye west. [ buzzer ] when you drive in the car, do you ever roll down the windows . No, no i dont want to roll down the windows. Prefer the a c. [ ding ] Common Ground. You both dont like to roll down the windows in cars. Do you want to look at each other and give each other a a compliment . Uh huh. You sort of have Clint Eastwood eyes. Oh, thats very nice. I love your scarf. Oh, well thank you very much. There you go. We found some Common Ground oh yeah get in here, buddy. Yeah. Were friends who werent found oh yeah they said we couldnt do it but we knew we could make it if we tried we found Common GroundCommon Ground [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, krause. Thats all the time we have for Common Ground. Stick around. Well be right back with more of the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] some things are simply impossible to ignore. The strikingly designed lexus nx turbo and hybrid. Experience the suv that dares to go beyond utility. Experience amazing. Its your tv, take it with you. With directv and at t, stream live tv anywhere datafree. Join directv today starting at 35 a month. No extra monthly fees. And now we unleash it onwerful your taxes. Pecies has created. Hello my name is watson. Yep. H r block and ibm watson together. Creating a future of more money going back into the pockets of more families. Welcome to taxes won. H r block with watson. Come see us and get your taxes won. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey welcome back, everybody. Welcome, welcome back. Welcome to the sleepover thats what im talking about hey [ cheers and applause ] im excited. Guys, you know were always striving to get better here at the tonight show. Harder better faster stronger [ cheers and applause ] so, before every show we put out a suggestion box for the audience just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show. Things youd like to see us do. That kind of stuff. So tonight lets look inside the audience suggestion box. Here we go. Lets go to the box the suggestion box [ applause ] jimmy i love this. I love this. I love this. Getting suggestions from you guys. This first ones from mitch ruddy. Hey, jimmy, i love all the instagram hashtags, like follow friday and man crush monday, but are there any other ones . Actually, yeah, there are lots of other hashtags. I mean, i can show you a few. Of course we all know tbt. Throwback thursday. Right . [ cheers ] but i prefer hashtag tbtlttbt [ laughter ] which stands for, throw back to last thursdays throw back thursday. This is where you post a photo of yourself looking at the Throwback Thursday photo that you posted last week. [ cheers and applause ] thats a great one. Thats a big trending one. Then of course theres hashtag tbttbtlttbt which stands for, throwing back to throwback to last thursdays Throwback Thursday. Thats where you post a photo of yourself looking at another photo of yourself looking at the photo you posted on Throwback Thursday. [ cheers and applause ] its hard to do, but if you pull it off. [ applause ] then of course, theres the classic hashtag tbttbttbtlttbtt, which everyone knows stands for tyra banks, tim tebow, bonnie tyler, tom brady, taylor lautner, ted turner, bella thorne thursday. You know, so this thats [ cheers and applause ] thats up to you. Off the top of my head. [ applause ] lets try another suggestion. This one is from brock larson. Brock larson, hey, jimmy. Im really excited about seeing the 50 shades of grey sequel 50 shades darker. but i cant help wondering, what it would sound if all the characters in the movie had peewee herman voices. Can you make that happen . Well brock, youre in luck. Because i can make that happen. [ laughter ] heres a trailer for 50 shades darker where the characters sound like peewee. I want you back. Have dinner with me. Okay, fine. Ill have dinner with you. Because im hungry. [ laughter ] got to be quicker than that, grey. [ laughter ] you just gonna stand there, gawking . Yes. [ laughter ] no more secrets. Aah, thats the magic word [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the magic word. Secret word. Lets take a look at another suggestion, here. This one comes megan mckeon. Hey, jimmy, may favorite band is the jackson 5. My favorite body part is the nose. My favorite instrument is the melodica. Is there any way you can combine those three things . Well, its funny you should ask because actually [ laughter ] one of our video researchers happens to be able to play the melodica through his nose. So here with a special performance of i want you back by the jackson 5, please welcome to the stage Jack Blankenship. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, jack. Jack, whenever youre ready, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Jack Blankenship right there [ cheers and applause ] that was Jack Blankenship. Um, true story. We just rehearsed that earlier today and he actually didnt play it through his nose. He just played it normally. [ laughter ] we could have sworn that, cause hes done it at parties that weve had where i thought he played it through his nose. [ laughter ] and then jacks like, i dont play the melodica through my nose. But when we did the jackson 5 thing, dont you just play this through youre nose . Hes goes, no. I just play the melodica. And i go, oh. Could you try to play it through your nose . [ laughter ] thats the first time hes ever done it. [ cheers and applause ] this ones from hannah smith. Did you watch the bachelor on monday night . Of course. I love the bachelor. [ cheers ] my favorite scene was when jasmine threatened to choke nick. You should have it reenacted on your show. That was a weird that was a a weird scene. I remember that. But thats a great idea. So here to reenact that scene [ laughter ] with actual lines from the show are the roots own, tariq and questlove. Guys. [ cheers and applause ] tariq thanks, jimmy. And tonight ill be playing the role of jasmine, a 29yearold pro basketball dancer from San Francisco who was threatening to choke nick. Questlove and ill be playing nick. [ laughter ] the bachelor. Jimmy right. You guys were born for these roles. Whenever whenever youre ready. [ laughter ] tariq you know what . I like you. A lot. [ sobbing ] and thats why i put myself through this, even though it makes me upset. [ laughter ] i want to choke you so bad. Im going to choke you right now. [ laughter ] no, jk [ laughter ] questlove okay. Tariq oh, i just want to choke you jk. [ laughter ] but, you know what i mean . Questlove kind of . [ laughter ] tariq no. Im being serious. I just want to like, throw your ass down and choke you [ laughter ] you know . Jk. Jk. Quest i appreciate you sharing that. I do apologize. I know its hard. Theres only one of me. Tariq oh, damn it, nick it sucks ugh, im going to put you in a a chokie. [ laughter ] questlove oh, now theres a a name for it . Tariq you bet there is a a name for it. You want me to show you . Questlove no, not even a a little bit. Jimmy there you go right there. Thats what it is. [ cheers and applause ] questlove and tariq. Thats more than enough. Thats right. Thank you very much. Thats more than enough. More than enough applause. More than there they are. More than enough. [ cheers and applause ] please stop. Please. 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No, im kidding. 100 u. S. Based customer service. Here to help, not to sell. How do you become americas bestselling brand . You make it detect what they dont. Stop, stop, stop sorry. You make it sense whats coming. Watch, watch, watch mom. Relax im relaxed. You make it for 16year olds. Whoawhoawhoa and the parents who worry about them. You saw him, right . Going further to help make drivers, better drivers. Dont freak out on me. Thats ford. And thats how you become americas bestselling brand. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest will be honored this weekend at the 2017 Human Rights CampaignGreater New York gala. Please welcome the host of late night with seth meyers. Our upstairs neighbor seth meyers [ cheers and applause ] jimmy seth meyers good to see you. Glad to see you, pal. Everything its been its been a a very long time, i feel. Jimmy its been at least three years because yeah, we see each other in passing but i think people assume because we are in the same building that we see each other all the time, but were very busy. Jimmy and we both have two little babies. Yeah. Jimmy as well. Congratulations. You only one baby but i do. Jimmy how old is the baby . My baby is 10 months old. Jimmy gosh yeah. [ cheers and applause ] a beautiful baby boy. Jimmy yes. Little ashe. Ashe. Jimmy yeah, i love that name. This is a real good photo of him. Jimmy oh its oh, my gosh. Look at this guy baby boy. Look at this guy. [ audience aws ] look at him jimmy look at that guy hes just something else. Jimmy hes just gorgeous. Likes the bath. Jimmy he loves a bath. Loves a bath. Jimmy who doesnt love a a bath . Who doesnt love a bath . Jimmy hes got teeth coming in. Hes got four teeth. Its very exciting. Jimmy aw. Im so embarrassing how i went from a person who did not care about anybodys children. Ever. Id probably ask you how yours were. Id never care. Jimmy care. [ laughter ] and then you have them and you brag about the same stuff that you never cared about. And you tell people, hes got four teeth. Like they care. But i jimmy yeah, no one no one cares. No one cares. But until you have a kid and then you say, oh, my god, thats great, four mine have eight jimmy yeah, no, yeah. And then your phone is all just photos of the baby. Yeah, thats a good one. We have some dogs, too. Like, he doesnt take all great photos. [ light laughter ] jimmy the baby doesnt . No. Jimmy no, so you just baby and dogs on your phone . No, no. Im saying the baby takes some real dog pictures, like. [ laughter ] no, i theres literally but heres the thing. Like, thats smiling and happy. Jimmy thats cute, yeah. I brought some other ones. When we put him in his car seat he hes terrified. Jimmy i dont think he is maybe im getting the right heres his reaction when the babys in the car seat. You dont think this is terrified . Jimmy i dont think so. You think hes [ laughter ] look at that dude by the way jimmy how cute is that guy, come on yes jimmy oh, my god. When youre the driver, by the way that gets in your head. Youre like what what is your concern . My hands are at 12 and two. Were good to go. Jimmy yeah. Its not supposed to be 12 and two. Oh, hes right. Supposed to be ten and two. Hes right. Jimmy yeah, hes like, 12 and two. Thats cute. That looks like a doll. That doesnt even look real baby. Yeah, hes a little baby. Hes a good guy. Jimmy very emotional during car rides. Yeah. Jimmy hey, congratulations on late night. Thank you. Jimmy you do a great job up there. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you set a very high standard. I wanted to live up to your standards. Jimmy no, really. Its fantastic. And i knowing from launching a late night show i know how tough it is to launch those shows. Are you doing such a great job. And writers up there and the producers everybody up there. Please give my best. Youre doing a great job. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Jimmy but i know from doing it, theres got to be some things thats just real stinkers. Oh, yeah. Jimmy because you got to try new pieces every single night, and we. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy do you have you tried things and you go, like, thats not really my thing . Yeah. Pretty early on we did i remember this i feel bad because i should Say Something where i did badly but this is two of my writers. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] i was great at it. Jimmy yeah, exactly, of course. Yeah, those guys. Early on we did a sketch where two of my writers, who are my beloved writers, i should say. Seth reese and connor omalley. They did a sketch where they played it was top hat and overalls. And top hat was very rich and overalls was very poor. Jimmy oh, my god. But despite this, they we were very good friends. And the audience was just making this noise the whole time. [ laughter ] that never made that one. Jimmy i love top hat and overalls. That noise. Jimmy that noise, yeah. [ laughter ] we had a sketch. It was an alien couple. And we thought it was going to be like a recurring we spent a lot of money on costumes. It was just an arguing couple, like, a husband and wife, just yelling like dumb arguments. [ light laughter ] and it got that reaction. The one day i say our first christmas we made a staff gift and we made top hat and overall ornaments. [ laughter ] jimmy we had so many bad bits, that we couldnt give enough gifts out. But it is funny because the funny thing about doing these shows is how quickly you can tell somethings not working. Jimmy oh, yeah. You know, because at snl sometimes you do a sketch and think this is going to turn around. And now when somethings going bad youre like, nope. Jimmy no. You want to say to the audience, theres six more minutes. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, like, its not even close to be done. Absolutely. I apologize. Yeah. Jimmy i think youre really hitting your stride. Your interview with Kellyanne Conway was fantastic. Oh, thanks. Yeah. Jimmy which is that could be tricky. I mean yeah. I mean, i have a lot of respect for the fact she came on the show. And she i think it is safe to say she is as good as what she sets out to do with anyone. Jimmy yeah. But it was really fun to talk to somebody who i have some disagreement with, some issues. But to do it in a respectful way, both from her to me and vice versa. And hopefully shell come back again. Jimmy yeah, i thought you handled it so perfectly. And i know that you have some type of thing with trump. I dont know when it started. Yeah. Trump and i [ laughter ] he doesnt love me. We well, i, you know i think when it started because, you know, he had hosted snl. We worked with him then back in 04. Jimmy we did a sketch together. We did a sketch with him. Yeah. And jimmy we did. And then in jimmy he was your dad . He was my dad. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, i remember that. He was my dad and horacio was your dad. Jimmy my dad, yeah. Were the same age, yeah. And it is funny because in that sketch you and horacio got along and me and trump even as father and son didnt get along. So there was [ light laughter ] but he in 2011 i hosted the white house Correspondents Dinner and he was in the audience. Jimmy oh, yeah. And i told a lot of jokes about him. So did president obama. But it was very unfortunate because the cspan cameras kept cutting to him very stonefaced. He was not enjoying it. Jimmy he doesnt enjoy getting any no. Jimmy criticism or hes not hes not a guy who loves a good zinger at his expense. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a good zinger. He was in the audience going like [ clapping ] jimmy well, done you got me. Jimmy you got me. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy and we had him on the show and i messed his hair up and i got a no, i didnt hear about that. Jimmy you didnt . [ laughter ] yeah, it got a pretty big reaction. Yeah yeah, but you know what . I was insulted by the reaction. Jimmy really . Because i know after that happened, you took some heat. Jimmy oh, yeah. And some people said you are the reason he won. Jimmy yeah. And im so insulted by that because i am the reason he won. Jimmy what . I made fun of him in 2011. Thats the night he decided to run. [ laughter ] i kicked the hornets nest. [ laughter ] you rubbed a hornets head. Thats not both bad. Jimmy you kicked the hornets nest. I did. And, you know and now everybodys like i just want jimmy yeah. Look, again, it is not the outcome i wanted but thats history. Jimmy yeah, you just want some respect. I got a man elected president. I want my points. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, i understand. I got you. Tell me about this weekend. You are receiving this award. Yeah, you know i dont know if youre like this but the very few times in my life where anyone has offered to honor me i just feel like it was just a terrible mistake. Is there, like is this a a miscalculation. But it is very kind, it is an incredible organization. But theyre honoring the film moonlight which is incredible. Jimmy sure. Theyre honoring meryl streep the same night. And the nights about equality. And i feel like in no way, shape, or form am i the equal of the other people jimmy sure you are. Who are being honored. But i am looking forward to. Jimmy and its from the bit a closer look that you do on the show. Its very popular. And its very well written. It is good. It is a good thing for you guys. It is like a good rant on yeah. We kind of give ourselves 10 or 12 minutes every night to talk about things in the news. We have some really smart writers, writers that are smarter than me. As you know, were basically just like riding on their sails. [ laughter ] jimmy exactly. Theyre really fun to do and were lucky that we have a a place to do them. Jimmy well, dude, youre hitting your groove. And you guys are doing such a a great job. Im so happy you are on the on the show. Congratulations on all your success and i am honored to be your opening act. Thank you, buddy. It is such a joy to follow you every night. Jimmy glad to do it, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] seth meyers dev patel joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] more j. D. Power initial quality awards than any other car brand. And they received more last year too. And the year before that. Wow and the year before that. In fact, chevys received more j. D. Power initial quality awards than any other car brand, four years in a row. Impressive current qualified lessees can sign and drive this chevy equinox for around 232 a month. Plus, find your tag and get an additional 750 lease cash on select equinox vehicles in stock. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer. 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Com [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know our next guest from films like Slumdog Millionaire and the best exotic marigold hotel. He was just nominated for an Academy Award for his role in the new movie, lion, in theaters now. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for dev patel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing . Got to feel the love. Welcome. Come on im so happy you are here. Amazing crowd. Jimmy no, they love you, man. Dev patel, welcome to the show. [ cheers and applause ] first time here, man. Jimmy yeah, i know. We got to thanks for having me. Jimmy oh please. Oh, im a big fan. Thank you. Jimmy i didnt run into you at the Golden Globes because i was running backstage. I was babysitting. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Jimmy you did have that i was sonnysitting. Jimmy sonny. Oh, my god. Aww, look at him. Jimmy hes a cute kid, man. Now look at his little shoes. Jimmy i know. Hes cute as [ laughter ] but you know what is weird, what blew up on the internet is your socks. In this photo, as you can see it. Oh, yeah. Oh man. Jimmy heres a closeup. [ light laughter ] people online are like, what are they . Snails . I got sent this article. There was this massive article where they were trying to discover what was behind these socks. And there was there was they went online talking, you know sending all these links to snail socks. Theyre theyre lions. Lion socks. My best friend ragu there you go. Jimmy he gave you these socks. They have lions. But that is your movie. Its lion. Blessed me with those socks. And was like, these will give you good luck on the night. I was going on stage and i was really nervous, so. Jimmy how cool was that. Thats a good friend right there. And it worked. Amazing friend. Jimmy i mean, you got nominated for an Academy Award, buddy. Can you believe it . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats super cool, man. I know that i heard this i dont want to screw anything up. But is your date to the ceremony, is it your mom . Its my mum. Jimmy you are. Youre bringing your mom. Yeah. Yeah. Mama patel. Jimmy oh, yeah. Ive got to be careful with her though. Jimmy with my mom, i go, i dont invite her to things. Well, she she [ laughter ] i took her, for Slumdog Millionaire we went to baftas, which is a massive thing in london. Its like the oscars for england. And she you know she was at the after party and there was just this wild indian woman madly gesticulating. And everyone started to get, you know, a crowd started to form around her and she was talking to daniel craig. And she was going on about how much she loves james bond. Shes like, oh my god. Youre my favorite bond, pierce. I just think youre fantastic. And i was like, wait. Mom. Did you just say pierce . And she thought he was pierce. Jimmy brosnan . And [ laughter ] he very graciously corrected her. Jimmy no. But it was jimmy its just mom thing to do. She just gets all the names muddled up. Jimmy no, my mom does it too yeah, no, my mom comes to the show all the time. She might even be here tonight. I dont know. [ laughter ] everyone is there friend. Its like, oh my god. Hes my friend. Andy cohen is my friend now. And like, and like she was backstage, starts talking, she goes, im going to go to the bathroom. Go to the bathroom or whatever. And then she wanders off somewhere. And then it turns out she went to Michael Mcdonalds dressing room. No. [ laughter ] jimmy i go what are you doing . She goes, i thought that was where i dont know. [ laughter ] so sneaky. Jimmy knew exactly where everything was going on, yeah. She does it all the time. We she just let her roam. Yeah. [ laughter ] but lets talk about the movie, lion. Tell me about the movie. This is based on a true story. It is based on a true story. Its it is about this young boy called Saroo Brierley who grows up in a very poor background in india. And one day he goes scavenging for food on a train with his brother and they get split apart and he gets locked in this carriage. And hes like 5yearsold or something. And by the time he gets out of this train he is in another part of the country that he doesnt know and hes left to fend for himself on the streets. And hes dodging these predators. And, you know, so many horrible things about to happen to him. And after that ordeal he gets put in an orphanage where he is adopted by a family in australia. And he grows up there. And this is just when google earth had come out. He decides to try and use this new technology of the time to try and find his birth mother again. And its a crazy story about mothers and sons and love and family and Nicole Kidmans in it. I know you guys are friends. [ laughter ] right . [ laughter ] jimmy what is she like . What is Nicole Kidman like . I dont know. [ laughter ] i dont know. Did you give her crackers and cheese or something at some point . I remember. Jimmy this is the worst this is so embarrassing and lame. But, yeah, yeah. Jimmy well, i want to show a clip of the movie. And maybe one day our moms can get together and embarrass us. [ laughter ] cause some havoc. Jimmy we have a clip. Heres Academy Award nominee dev patel in lion. Take a look at this. You need to face reality this is reality. Do you have any idea what its like knowing my real brother and mother spent every day of their lives looking for me . Huh . How every day my real brother screams my name. Can you imagine the pain they must be in not knowing where i am . 25 years lucy 25 why didnt you tell me this was happening to you . Just went about our privileged lives. Makes me sick. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy dev patel, lion, in theaters now. Kid cudi performs next. Stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hi hey ive made plans for later in case this date doesnt go well. Likewise but, funny story. On top of that . My mom is my best friend. Uh oh. 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Performing kitchen, give it up for kid cudi [ cheers and applause ] you wanna find somebody you trust and lay low but it seems they all on the same mission you wanna find somebody you trust and lay low but cant stand the heat of my love then stay out the kitchen you wanna find somebody you trust and lay low but it seems they all on the same mission you wanna find somebody you trust and lay low but cant stand the heat of my love then stay out the kitchen hmm, hmm hmm, yeah, hmm, hmm yeah my, hmm, yeah you got me, got me you, you got me, got me punchdrunk love i know you got me, got me you, you got me, got me punchdrunk love i know oh baby here we are i made a wish on a shootin star i aint even mad at it we made it this far oh baby here we are i made a wish on a shootin star i aint even mad at it we journeyed so far oh baby here we are i made a wish on a shootin star it would be so tragic if we abandoned this part no baby weve journeyed too far no uturns my sweetheart hmm, hmm, yeah my hmm, yeah, hmm, hmm yeah my, hmm, yeah you got me, got me you, you got me, got me punchdrunk love i know you got me, got me you, you got me, got me punchdrunk love i know you wanna find somebody you trust and lay low but it seems they all on the same mission you wanna find somebody you trust and lay low but cant stand the heat of my love then stay out the kitchen you wanna find somebody you trust and lay low but it seems they all on the same mission you wanna find somebody you trust and lay low but cant stand the heat of my love then stay out the kitchen hmm, hmm, yeah, my hmm, yeah, hmm, hmm yeah, my, hmm, yeah you got me, got me you, you got me, got me punchdrunk love i know you got me, got me you, you got me, got me punchdrunk love i know [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how you do it. Thats it. Ah, i dug it. Kid cudi passion, pain demon slayin is out now well be right back, everybody thats just fun to say, man. [ cheers and applause ] [car engine failing to start] [clicking of ignition] uh wha woof eeh woof wuh [silence] [engine roars to life] [dog howls] dramatic opera music swells from radio [howling continues] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to seth meyers, dev patel, kid cudi, right there [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] and dont forget to stay tuned for late night with me, seth meyers. Jimmy wait a second youre still here yeah, yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy seth, we got to go you have a show to do lets go i know how to get here. Bye. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight ice cube. From john wick chapter two, actress ruby rose. Music from ty segall. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ chrs and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] that was a lot of fun, thank you to my friend jimmy fallon. Lets get to the news. White House Press Secretary sean spicer, said today that nordstroms decision to stop carrying ivanka trumps clothing line, is an attack on the president s policies and his daughter