And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 513, cincinnati steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh hi, welcome [ cheers and applause ] welcome welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you so much for being here. Audience Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy oh, thank you very much. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] please, welcome to the tonight show, everybody, this is it. You made it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] were going to have fun tonight. Heres what people are talking about. Of course, its the big Season Finale of the bachelorette. [ screams and applause ] thats right, the final rose has been accepted, and now the happy couple goes off into the sunset, and a hazmat team moves in to clean up the hot tub. And that [ laughter ] happens every year. Its beautiful. [ applause ] steve lot of bleach. Jimmy actually, before she gave out the final rose, jojo said she was in love with both jordan and robby. And she was going back on forth on who to pick. [ audience aws ] or as americans put it, hey, just be happy you have two candidates worth picking. [ laughter and applause ] but jojos family did get to share their opinions, you know, they need the family to talk. They ask for advice. Her family shared their opinions on whether jojo should pick jordan or robby, and everyone seemed to be on the same page. Check this out. I think robby is more husband material for you, baby. He would be a more logical fit for you. All of us felt like robby was ready for a serious life of marriage. Certainly see that robbys committed. Jimmy so, i guess that made things pretty easy. Jordan, will you accept this rose . Jimmy there you go. [ applause ] why even ask them . Steve why . Yeah. Jimmy although, lets be honest. If she took her familys advice, she wouldnt have gone on the bachelorette in the first place. [ cheers and applause ] steve no jimmy but the finale was a a huge threehour event, and just in case you missed it, heres a quick recap. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy even grownups were like, ew, kissing is kind of gross. [ laughter ] ew jimmy guys were just yeah, i know. [ laughter ] ew [ laughter ] stop kissing each other [ cheers and applause ] ew that is so gross. Guys, were just three days away from the start of the summer olympics, thats right [ cheers and applause ] and its no secret that theyve had some troubles down there getting ready, but the mayor of rio just gave a statement saying the city has gotten in much better shape leading up to the games. When asked what caused him to be so optimistic, the mayor said, cocaine. [ laughter ] [ applause ] its free here. Very available. But get this, doctors are telling the rio athletes competing in water sports not to put their heads under water. [ laughter ] to avoid getting sick. So remember, if youre swimming at the olympics, swim above the water. [ cheers and applause ] dont swim in the water. Thats right, doctors are telling swimmers not to put their heads under water. Athletes asked how they were supposed to swim with their heads in the air, and doctors were like, oh, no, dont you dont breathe in the air. Thats even worse. [ laughter ] thats worse than the water. [ applause ] of course, the election is still going on, and donald trump had yet another awkward moment today. Apparently there was a crying baby at one of his rallies, and trump actually kicked it out, saying, get the baby out of here. [ light laughter ] [ audience oohs ] it backfired when the secret service tried to remove trump. He was like, no, not not me. [ laughter ] the tiny baby. The tiny baby. [ applause ] and Hillary Clinton said this weekend that shes going to be at all the president ial debates, despite trump protesting the schedule. Hillary said that even if trump doesnt show, shes changed her positions enough that she can just debate herself. [ applause ] see . It works out. Steve all good. Jimmy it works out. Speaking of hillary, its reported that shes been asking vogue Editorinchief Anna Wintour for fashion advice during the campaign, and when anna isnt available, hillary turns to her next choice, kim jongun. [ laughter and applause ] steve hey oh oh hey kim jong. [ laughter ] jimmy listen to this. My man kanye west said in a new interview that he wants to work with ikea to create some new minimalist furniture. [ laughter ] in fact, hes even designed a a chair for his wife. There it is. [ cheers and applause ] perfect. Steve oh ho hey hey oh hey [ laughter ] hey ho [ laughter ] jimmy you guys, i heard that netflix is spending 800 million on technology and development this year. In fact, theyre even improving the recommendation section, where they suggest things for you based on what youve already watched. So ill show you what i mean in a new segment we call tonight show netflix picks. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show netflix picks jimmy okay, first up, if you like the show the amazing race and the movie outbreak, netflix says you might also like the rio olympics. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] see how it works . Steve i see. Jimmy see what you get . Also, if you like the show cavemen and the movie das boot, netflix says you also might like uggs. [ laughter ] steve oh. Jimmy yeah. [ applause ] heres the next one. If you like the movie north by northwest steve okay . Jimmy and the show eastbound and down, netflix says youll also like the middle. [ laughter and applause ] you see . Its right there. And finally, if you like the movie frozen and the movie smile, netflix says you also might like Hillary Clinton. [ cheers and applause ] there you go, theres pretty good recommendations there. We have a great show. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everyone, hi hey welcome, everybody. This is exciting. Im going to be hosting this years golden globes, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] its very exciting. Gonna be a ton of fun, and were already talking about ideas and stuff that we want to do. Its all happening sunday, january 8th right here on nbc. So you got five months to prepare yourselves. [ laughter ] steve good. Jimmy if things go well there, maybe ill get a job in hosting. [ light laughter ] steve really . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy get ready. Lets make the globes gold again, everybody. Thats what im saying. [ applause ] weve got a great week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, aziz ansari will be here. [ cheers and applause ] that show is great, master of none. Plus, on thursday, miles teller will be dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] love miles teller. Were going to play a game of slip and flip. Steve ooh. Jimmy we played this once on the show. It is flip cup. Steve right. Jimmy but also slip n slide. [ laughter ] steve so you have to flip them while you slip . Jimmy you have to you have to flip you have to drink, flip, and then slip, and then flip. And then slip and then flip. Steve drink, flip, and slip. Thats why its called slip n slip. Jimmy no. [ laughter ] thats why its called steve slip and flip. No . Flip and swip. [ laughter ] whatever its called. Jimmy yeah, thats what its called. Steve yeah, i love that game. Jimmy its going to be fun. Steve yeah, fun. Jimmy thats what im saying. [ cheers and applause ] then on friday, right after the olympics Opening Ceremony this is big. Jerry seinfeld will be here [ cheers and applause ] seth rogen will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and jason derulo will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its a big show on friday. Also, were going to have a lip sync battle between me and seth rogen. Steve ooh. [ audience oohs ] jimmy thats a good show. But first, we have a fantastic show tonight. Seriously, this one of the most fun things i did with this guy. Youre going to see it on the show. We love him. Hes in the new movie war dogs, jonah hill is here, ladies and gentlemen. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes funny. Steve hes a funny dude. Jimmy hes a funny, funny, funny dude. Jonah and i expanded our artistic horizons and took a a class trip together today. [ light laughter ] stick around. Youll see how that went down. Plus, he stars in the highlyanticipated new Netflix Series the get down, jaden smith is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] baz luhrmann. Oh, and we have great music tonight from dua lipa, everybody. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. Guys, it is time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy tonight, well be taking a look at the pros and cons of the olympics in rio. Steve ooh. [ audience oohs ] jimmy theyre just three days away, everyones excited, but theyve had their share of problems. So lets take a look at the pros and cons of the olympics in rio. Here we go. Pro, the opening ceremonies will feature more than 10,000 athletes parading into americana stadium. Con, and singing heeey americana. [ laughter ] [ the macarena plays ] hey americana great song. [ laughter ] pro, watching usain bolt smash the world record in the 100 meter dash. [ cheers and applause ] con, because there was a a mosquito chasing him the entire time. [ laughter ] you got to get motivated. Steve gotta get motivated. Jimmy you gotta stay motivated. Steve hey, wins a win. Jimmy yep. Pro, donald trump tweeting go for the gold. Con, to his makeup artist. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy make me gold not in the eye, just everywhere around. Steve orangey gold. Jimmy pro, womens Beach Volleyball will be played at copacabana. Con, the gold medal favorite is lola. She was a show girl. [ laughter ] steve really . [ applause ] jimmy pro, team usa winning gold in the high jump. Con, team jamaica winning gold in the totally high jump. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] their event. Steve yeah. Jimmy ill let you do it, man. Ill let you run around, man. Pro, Vladimir Putins biggest fear . Olympic drug testing. Con, Donald Trumps biggest fear . Mexican pole vaulting. [ laughter ] steve yeah, cause they can go right over that wall. [ applause ] jimmy big problem. Steve we gotta build a wall pretty high. Jimmy yeah. Were not putting an air pillow on the other side. Steve no. [ laughter ] jimmy no way. Thatll never happen. [ laughter ] steve weve just installed the new air pillow. [ light laughter ] jimmy pro, if youre caught doping, your medal will be forcibly stripped away and removed. Con, or as rio athletes call that, getting a brazilian. Steve oh [ laughter and applause ] hey oh hey ho, ho, ho jimmy pro, seeing athletes do the water wheel move during synchronized swimming. Con, seeing athletes do the bye, bye, bye dance during nsyncronized swimming. [ laughter ] steve oh, i love that. Jimmy nsyncronized thats my favorite. [ applause ] my favorite event. Steve yeah. Jimmy and finally, pro, 10,000 athletes, 200 nations, 28 sports, three types of medals, two exciting weeks. Con, one working toilet. [ laughter ] there you have it, everybody. Those are the pros and cons. Well be right back with more of the tonight show come on back [ cheers and applause ] just when you think you know what a computer is. You see a keyboard that can just, get out of the way. And a screen you can touch. And even write on. When you see a computer that can do all that, it might just make you wonder. Hey, what else can it do . Not yet, im. Folding the laundry can you . 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[ laughter ] and we taped the whole thing. It was pretty interesting. Check out how it went. Hey guys, im here with my pal jonah hill were here at the Art Students League in midtown manhattan, this has been a New York Institution for over 100 years, so today, jonah and i will attempt to learn how to draw with the help of a a professional art teacher. Today youre going to be starting with a still life, and youre going to use charcoal. Try not to get stuck on the details. Try to draw the whole picture at once and try to make it feel three dimensional. Jimmy what are you focusing on . I think i have a different angle than you. I like most fruit. Plates that i put out dont have an artichoke, just a hard uncooked artichoke around a a bunch of delicious fruit. Jimmy i dont know why i keep seeing that banana there. [ laughter ] all right. Heres mine. I call this extreme artichoke. Very well done. A great beginning. Jimmy thank you. But do you see why i called it extreme artichoke . Yeah, theres an artichoke, it has the word art in it. Jimmy oh. Is that not what you were doing . Mine is called, art is pain. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, interesting, weird. You know, i do see a face. Its like a demented clown. [ laughter ] jimmy no i see a face. Like a juggalo maybe. Yeah, i think its definitely easier and more generic, to like, draw exactly what you see, so good job, and, you know. Jimmy its funny that you think that because i want to hang mine this way. I want to hang myself, yeah. [ laughter ] so you both did so well with the still lifes, that were going to move on to the live model. Patrick is going to be our model, and hell be modeling nude, and youre going to be doing a series of gesture drawings. The poses will be one to two minutes. Go for expressive qualities. [ laughter ] oh geez. Jimmy okay. All right. Jimmy oh drawing a banana over here. Im shaking only because i remembered a joke from earlier. [ laughter ] now this is a pose i can get down with. You know why . Jimmy whats that . Because it says confident. [ laughter ] it says, i dont care what you think, but i want to still hear what you think. [ light laughter ] its like sassy. It is, theres a lot of sassiness in this pose. Jimmy a little sass. Like, yall dont know me. [ laughter ] you want a banana . [ laughter ] no thank you. You good . We got apple. Oh, okay. Yeah. I should have mentioned that this is my father. Jimmy what . Yeah, this is my dad, but if you wanted to meet him. This is pop. Yeah. We havent seen each other in, what . Oh, hes thinking about how long its been. [ laughter ] you tough guy . I think hes mad at you. He seems mad at you. Jimmy why . If i met your dad, i would be like hey, mr. Fallon, nice to meet you. Jimmy im sorry, nice to meet you. Im sorry. You have a beautiful penis. Jimmy you want me to say to your dad you have a beautiful penis . Do i have to like write you a script . Like how to be nice to someones family, man. Like, learn your manners over the years. [ laughter ] jimmy hi mr. Hill, you have a beautiful penis. Id say we said maybe seven words to each other throughout our lives. Jimmy through your lives . Yeah. Jimmy what were the seven words, do you remember . Draw your handsome father before i die. [ laughter ] jimmy ill go first. Okay. Jimmy this is, well, correct me later, but its your dad. Beautiful. Jimmy ask me another question, whats the name of that one . This one is well, you can kind of get to the nuts and bolts of everything. [ laughter ] let me just see. Oh [ laughter ] yeah. This is a tattoo that he obviously doesnt have yet. Jimmy i heart my son. But were talking about it. Hes not a tattoo guy. Jimmy yeah. Okay, so now youre both going to explore portraiture. So jimmy youll do a portrait of jonah, and jonah, a portrait of jimmy. Beautiful. Jimmy thanks. You mad at me . No, man. Stop being all weird. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Oh, wait. Because im trying to draw but, youre moving. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well ill draw you without moving then. [ laughter ] jimmy has like the big problem with me moving around and stuff. So he made a big, like, stink about the jimmy being a big stink, your dad did a good job. Thanks, man. Why dont you never talk about my family ever again, okay . [ laughter ] jimmy its hard not to talk when i seen your dads dinkle. [ laughter ] you wanna see a little dinkle, why dont you look in the mirror okay . Jimmy yeah, i think im good. This is as good as im going to get. Okay. Wow, im very flattered. Im going to keep that. Jimmy not bad, yeah . Yeah. Jimmy i mean its our first art lesson. Im very impressed, im very pleased with it, im excited to hang it in my home. Jimmy i hope you like it. Im ready for mine. Yeah, no, its rough, but i think uh [ laughter ] yeah. What do you think . Jimmy you drew me nude . Yeah. I drew you completely nude. Jimmy why . Thats just how we do it in my family. Jimmy well, we both came out of here better artists than we came in. Thanks to the Art Students League of new york for taking time to teach us about the fine art and thanks to my pal, jonah hill. Want a bite . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic. Thats my man, talented dude. Stick around. Well be right back with jonah hill, everybody [ cheers and applause ] music sex machine by james brown this summer, tmobiles throwing a galaxy free for all. Right now get a free Samsung Galaxy for everyone in the family. You heard right a free Samsung Galaxy with every new line. And get 4 lines with 6 gigs each for just 30 bucks a line. Plus everybody gets unlimited streaming from their favorite services. Dont wait get a free Samsung Galaxy for everyone. Get to tmobile because the galaxy free for all is only for a limited time. Marcopolo marco. polo marco. polo marco. polo marco. si . Polo marco. polo scusa . Ma io sono marco polo, ma. Marco. playing marco polo with marco polo . Surprising. 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Good to see you, my pal. Thank you, how are you man . Jimmy that was so much fun. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy i had a blast. It was and it wasnt. [ laughter ] i mean, im just doing the fake contentious thing, too you know. Jimmy that wasnt your real dad. Yeah, and can i just say, this dude actually is a really good artist. He actually is really good. [ cheers and applause ] and that 100 was my dad. Jimmy it was not. My dads like has a normal job and [ bleep ]. He was gonna see that be like what the whats wrong with you, man . [ laughter ] youre like affecting my life with your stupid jokes, you know. Jimmy so funny. Poor guy, yeah, yeah. Jimmy brilliant man. Youre very quick and very i love you, man, its great to see you. Jimmy looking very fit. Oh yeah you know, im still a piece of [ bleep ] but jimmy what are you talking about . I gained weight for this movie war dogs, and then i wanted to get in better shape, and so i called channing tatum, and i was like, hey, if i you know, eat less and go to a a trainer, will i get, like in good shape. And hes like yeah, you dumb mother [ bleep ], of course you will. [ laughter ] its the simplest thing in the entire world. And so he gave me the number of these guys, and i went to this, like, nutritionist, and the doctor was, like, do me a a favor, like write down what you eat every day and email it to me at the end of the day. So one night i was just, like, at home and i was bored, and i, for a second oh, i didnt email the guy. So i wrote down, like, yogurt, salads, chicken, whatever. And i sent it to him, and i was looking later like an hour later through my sent messages. Jimmy he didnt email back . He did not e email back. He usually just says okay or something, and it was, you know, it must have been dr cause it was doctor, and i sent it to drake. [ laughter ] jimmy you emailed drake what you ate . Yeah i feel like, drake, who i dont know well at all [ laughter ] he just got an email from me that just like yogurt, salad, chicken. [ laughter ] and then says jonah at the end of it. Jimmy i love that. Might inspire him for a new song. Yeah, yeah, he wrote back, you went from 0 to 100 calories very quick. [ light laughter ] no, he didnt write back. Never spoke to him again. Another guy i got dumped for the rest of my life. A long laundry list of people i can never speak to again. Jimmy last time you were here, you had knee surgery or something. Yeah, i had knee surgery, on some real old man stuff. I tore my meniscus. I couldnt workout for a while, and then i went to soul cycle. Have you ever done soul cycle . Jimmy spinning, yeah, yeah. Its, like um crazy. Jimmy youre in a room, with, a bunch of people. Yeah, theres a bunch of stationary bikes, and then the worst techno music youve ever heard in your entire life, and youre sweating, and like karlie kloss is there and like all the models and stuff jimmy yelling at you to get going. Theres an instructor screaming at you the entire time like trying to motivate you, but really screaming at you, and i hadnt worked in so long my knee was so messed up. I was blowing it, dude, i was like sweating, and couldnt pedal fast, and it was terrible, like, some like techno sound playing, and it was like and it got to the crescendo, and then the music cut out, and the lights flipped on, and she was like jonah hill in the house [ laughter ] and i was like and i looked like death. [ laughter ] and then like the beat kicked back in, and it was like and i just sat there like the rest of the class like frozen, just, like, why did she do me like that . [ laughter ] like, what did i do to this person . Jimmy oh, my gosh. Horrible. Jimmy no, thats terrible. You dont wanna do that, no. Yeah. It was crazy. I went up to her after the class and i was like, what are you doing . Like what are you doing . Like, that that was so crazy. What are you doing . She was, like, you were killing it out there. And i was, like, no, i wasnt killing it out there. Jimmy it was embarrassing, yeah. Yeah, wild, man. So theyre cool though man. Its a cool establishment. You should go sometime. Jimmy well bring your dad. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] what if we showed up with that guy at soul cycle. Jimmy thatd be fantastic. We should do more stuff with that guy. [ laughter ] your movie war dogs, i loved it. Congratulations on it. Thank you. Jimmy great tan in that film. [ cheers and applause ] ah thanks yeah. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sorry, very, like its miami, right . Yeah, we play, like gun runners from miami who make, like, 300 million selling guns to the u. S. Government. Its an insane story. Jimmy a true story. A true story, crazy story. Super like gangster and funny, and weird. But we play these kinda hustler Miami Wheeler and dealers, and we decided to have a really orange fake tan for the movie. Jimmy yeah. Oh its fake . It was fake, man. [ laughter ] i didnt like sit out like jimmy maybe youre a method actor. I didnt know what was going on. Trying to get a real tan. I didnt know it was fake. We wanted to look, like, orange, you know, like bad tan, and so but, what happened was, i went to the thing, and my skin didnt react well to the tanning, like, spray or whatever, so i had to do it, like, every other night after work at midnight because i couldnt do it in the beginning of the day or it would instadry. So this lovely woman named felecia would come to my hotel room at midnight, and i would be in my boxers, and i would have to pull them up like a a thong [ laughter ] jimmy what . And shed spray my entire body with spray tint, and another channing actually, we got here because she worked on magic mike, so you can imagine the polar opposite experience [ laughter ] on this film. Jimmy she did well. It was like you and Joe Manganiello are very different to spray, i have to tell you. [ laughter ] jimmy completely two different dudes, yeah. Jimmy miles teller in the film with you as well. You have a funny story about miles, working with miles teller. Yeah so miles is a really good actor, great in the movie, and we were shooting in miami, and i had a bunch of friends in town. His girlfriend was in town, and we were all, like, hey, lets all go in the ocean. And i was tired from shooting the night before. I said im going to take a 20 minute disco nap, and ill meet you guys like, right in ill be right there. I go up for literally for 15 minutes to go take a nap. I go down to the beach, miles is signing babies. Theres photographers taking pictures of him. Theres people clapping for him. And im, like, what the whats going on, you know . And my friends told me he walked into the water right when i left. There was a nine month pregnant woman who saw a shark, and said, hey, sir, would you mind walking me to the shore, i see a shark . Very calm, he walks her to the shore, and all of a sudden hes like americas new hero. [ laughter ] jimmy this really happened . Yes, he did this. [ laughter ] so jimmy literally jimmy look at this dude. [ applause ] but by the way, lets be very clear, like, that was my [ bleep ] shark. I should have been there. I that should be me dude. Like, i should have been the hero. I slept for 15 minutes. Jimmy you were napping while this happened. Yeah, i was asleep. I was asleep. Jimmy now youre not a hero at all. No, im nothing. [ laughter ] so it goes in the media, and, like, were on set the next day, and, like, the whole crew is, like, yeah, miles, like, yes. And miles is just like, just doing gods work here. [ laughter ] jimmy no come on, he did not say that. He did not say that. No, he did. He said just doing gods work. And the crew is just like jonah get the [ bleep ] out of my way. Miles is over there. Jimmy no respect at all. No, no, no. Jimmy come on. He is a really good guy, and a really great actor, but he didnt deserve that heroic moment. Jimmy no, that was your shark. That was my moment. Jimmy that was your shark. Should mind his own business. Should have went and woke you up. Its heart breaking, man. Im just kidding. Jimmy i want to show everyone, you are going to freak out when you see this movie becuase this really happened. Two guys in their 20s, and they go, what are you doing, and they dont really have jobs, lets just sell weapons to our government. You okay, man . Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] i got in the zone. I got in the zone, sorry. It was nice to hear you so sincere. Yeah. Jimmy i loved it yeah. I love you, dude man. Youre a great guy man. Jimmy youre the best man. I will say this, sometimes the movies i make are not great, and i cant do anything about it, you know . [ laughter ] but this one is truly awesome [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it is, yeah. What are you going to do . You know . [ laughter ] jimmy heres a clip with jonah hill, miles teller, and Bradley Cooper in war dogs, take a look at this. Henry had contacts in albania. That country is one giant arsenal. Tell him the best part. They are in the process of joining nato so, they have to dispose of all their soviet era weapons. I can get most for different pennies on the dollar. No tell him the other best part. Youre looking at the exclusive agent for the whole thing. Why dont you just be on the contract yourself . Im on a watch list. Like the terrorist watch list . Mmhmm. Got it. Wait, what . Okay, how much for the ak ammo. 10 cents a round. Im sorry, youre on a a terrorist watch list . You work for homeland security. Relax, bro. You two should talk to we will, but were very interested. Good. My flight leaves tomorrow morning at 10 00, i cant spend more than 48 hours in this dump. Thats what i always say, vegas is a twoday town. I was talking about america. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whoa. Bradley is amazing dude. Hes amazing. The cross with the big eyeballs. Yeah. Jimmy its unbelievable, its super fun. Jonah hill, everybody. War dogs hits theaters friday, august 19th. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with jaden smith, everyone. Stick around [ cheers and applause ] intrthe only lemon lime soda with a twist of real juice. Its a crisp, refreshing twist on lemon lime. Insist on the twist. [bell rings] walking to school is serious business. Especially on class picture day you have to stay clean. [dogs barking] youve gotta be responsible. Whoa and no matter what, be on time. Its no big deal for a second grader. Cat and jack uniforms. Guaranteed for one year. Whe gets a ready for you alert the second his room is ready. So you know what he gives . Ill give you everything ive got and then some. He gives a hundred and ten percent im confident this 10 can boost your market share. Feel me lois . Im feeling you. Boom look at that pie chart. The ready for you alert, only at laquinta. Com. Starbucks® smallbatch cold brew coffee. In stores now. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a very talented young actor, you can see him in the new Netflix Series the get down, from acclaimed director, baz luhrmann and part one of the series will be available august 12th. Everyone, please welcome jaden smith [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jaden, welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you very much. Jimmy thank you for being here. I appreciate that. Your dad was just on our show last week. Yeah, i saw that, he made like a million entrances, right . Jimmy yeah, he did. Hes the greatest. Well, i pitched him maybe a a fallonsmith family vacation. Oh, yeah, no. Im all for it. I really think that this should happen. Jimmy really . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy my family, you . All in an rv, straight to area 51. Jimmy is that where we want to go . I thought thats what you guys had agreed on. Area 51. Thats what he told me. Jimmy sure. Ill do area 51. Dont you think area 51 . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no thats a good choice. Where else . What would we do there . What would we do there . I mean, i dont know, camp out, try to see ufos. I dont know, i thought you were into that type of stuff. Jimmy i am. Well im into everything. Okay. Jimmy the grand canyon, ive never been there. Grand canyon, niagara falls, whatever it is, i mean. Jimmy niagara falls. Yeah, that would be positive bonding, like real family bonding type stuff. Jimmy or just cruise around. Well just talk. Yeah, totally. That would be fun too. Jimmy a Little Family time. Make an album, maybe a a recording studio. Jimmy nah, no, no, no. No album . Jimmy no just monopoly. Okay monopoly. Jimmy yeah, just sit around. Im very boring, yeah. That works. Jimmy im not the smith famiily, you guys are too talented. Everyones just crushing right now in your family. Thank you. Jimmy you know, i love everybody in your family. Thank you. Jimmy the get down. Yes. Jimmy on netflix. Yes. Jimmy baz luhrmann. Baz, baz, the get down. 100 . Jimmy why is it called the get down . Well the get down see, its about 1970s in the bronx, and the get down can mean, you know many, many Different Things in 1970s in the bronx. Like, yo, we about to get down, like, we about to get with a a girl, we about to get down we about to fight or we about to get down like the block parties that they used have, with Grandmaster Flash with extending the beat, and when the mcs would go on and just like, shut it down. The get down is the party sequence. The get down is the music, and the art, and the whole experience of the bronx in that time. Jimmy the get down was the get down. [ cheers and applause ] there it is. There i am. Jimmy looking good, and Grandmaster Flash is he producing . Does he have somebody do it . Yes, Grandmaster Flash executive producing, and nas executive producing. Jimmy nas . Nas [ cheers ] im so happy to be a part of it, and you know, just be, you know, the history of it is what made me really want to be a a part of it. You know, just, like, hip hop is such influencing of Popular Culture right now, that its so amazing to go back and really look and see, where did this start . What was the origins of this, you know what im saying . Is that the mecca of hip hop was 1970s in the bronx, thats where it started. You know, disco dying out, and hip hop coming in to take the throne of the bronx while everything is crumbling. Thats what the whole show is about. And im just so happy to be a a part of it. Jimmy what did you learn from Grandmaster Flash . Did he give you anything, like, oh, heres the way you do it. Or heres what . I mean, Grandmaster Flash you know, was teaching shameik whose actually playing a a character called shaolin fantastic, shoutout to shameik. He taught shameik how to extend the beat and extend the break, which is what he doing when he has the two records together. Hes making like disco records and he finds the drum part, where the beat kicks in, where you can rap over, where you can break dance, and he played the same song on two different records and he just extends the breaks. So hell play the break here, once the break over, once the breaks over, hell switch and hell play the break on the other disk, on the other record, and then he extends the break so it just keeps going seemlessly. And looping and looping and looping, and thats what being a true dj is, and thats what he taught shameik, and thats pretty much what the basis of the show is about, how extending the break eventually evolved into becoming an mc and rapping over the break, and then, you know, leading to drake and everything that we have now. Jimmy and the roots, absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know how to do that. I tried to do that. I cant. Quik love is an amazing dj. Shoutout to the roots. Love you guys. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i know you love them. Have you ever seen quest dj . I have. Jimmy hes a fantastic dj. Hes so good. Jimmy hes so good. But, i dont know how you do it. Its like, i cant even play one record. I put one on, and i had people like, boo, turn it off. [ laughter ] oh, what you guys arent into this . But just back and forth and crossfade, oh, its too much. Its totally complicated. Thats why my character does the grafitti, and hes not the dj. You know, shameik thats a dj. My character just does all of the graffiti, like, thats why he has paint on like his pants and stuff. Jimmy yeah. Hes just all about tagging, and like thats his art form and thats how he, like, gets recognized by the world. Jimmy i cannot wait to see this. We have a clip. Heres jaden smith in the get down. You can paint spotlights, and bat signals. You can paint constellations, bread crumb trails, supposed to tell a story. Shot 007, man. His pumas are always pristine. His hands are samurai swords. Have you seen shaos latest . Shaolin fantastic has a new piece, i gotta check it. Wheres it at . In the fields by charlotte street. Im out of here. Youre crazy. Youre going now . Thats warlords territory. You cant just go. A life lived in fear, is a a life half lived. Say what . Ciao for now. Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause ] jaden smith, everybody. Part one of the get down will be available on netflix on august 12th. 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Tv debut with us tonight performing hotter than hell, give it up for dua lipa [ cheers and applause ] he calls me the devil i make him wanna sin every time i knock he cant help but let me in he must be homesick for the real im the realest it gets youd probably still adore me with my hands around your neck can you feel that warmth yeah as my kiss goes down you like some sweet alcohol where im coming from yeah its a darker side of me that makes you feel so numb cuz were high like hell does it burn when im not there and youre by yourself am i the answer to your prayers im giving you the pleasure heaven and ill give it to you hotter than hell hotter than hell youre my maana from heaven we all gotta get fed you cant let me know im wanted you cant let me in your head im not here to make a meal but its praise that i get you aint gonna walk free boy im not finished with you yet no can you feel that warmth yeah as my kiss goes down you like some sweet alcohol where im coming from yeah its a darker side of me that makes you feel so numb cuz were high like hell does it burn when im not there and youre by yourself am i the answer to your prayers im giving you the pleasure heaven and ill give it to you hotter than hell hotter than hell when we go down right there you make me feel right there when you let me down right there we just make it right there cuz youre looking so right there maybe you should touch me right there if you take me right there we could make it cuz were high like hell does it burn when im not there and youre by yourself am i the answer to your prayers im giving you the pleasure heaven and ill give it to you hotter than hell hotter than hell hotter than hell hotter than hell and ill give it to you hotter than hell [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic thank you, thank you, thank you dua lipa, everybody hotter than hell is available now well be right back, everybody, dua lipa [ cheers and applause ] come on. 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Tonight craig robinson, creator of the get down, director baz luhrmann, author yaa gyasi, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and mary timony. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] very good to hear. Lets get to the news. Donald trump tweeted a picture of himself on his plane last night eating Kentucky Fried Chicken while reading the wall street journal. You know, like normal people do. [ laughter ] the only person i can imagine