And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 497. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey looking good, baby. Looking good, everybody. Hot crowd. Hot, hot crowd tonight. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] so happy youre here. Welcome to the tonight show. Im your host, level 17 pokemon master, jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] pokemon . Do you say pokeamon . Pokeeemon. Steve i say pokeamon now. [ light laughter ] i said pokeeemon earlier. [ light laughter ] jimmy i say pokemon, right . Pokemon. Yeah, not steve pokemon. Lets play pokemon. Jimmy poker . Steve polka . Jimmy weird al yankovic. Weird al yankovic, man. No, pokemon. [ light laughter ] anyone out there playing the new pokemon go game . [ cheers and applause ] trying to find the its huge. Its a big thing. In fact, i saw that pokemon go already has more users than tinder. [ light laughter ] which makes sense because pokemon go users actually like what they end up catching from other people. Steve oh [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that makes sense. Finally. Steve finally. Crabizard. [ light laughter ] jimmy some big sports news. You guys, i want to say congrats to serena williams, who won her seventh wimbledon title. [ cheers and applause ] amazing amazing. Her seventh wimbledon title over the weekend. Now has a recordtying 22 grand slam titles. Thats right, she tied with the other grand slam record held by Chris Christie at the dennys in paramus, new jersey. [ laughter ] [ applause ] 22. 22 in one sitting. Steve moon over my hammy . Jimmy 22 in one sitting. Thats the rumor. Steve that was the record. Jimmy i might be wrong. Thats right, serena has won wimbledon seven times. Female tennis players said that shes an inspiration. While the male tennis players said, thank god we dont have to play her. [ laughter ] oh my god. Shes fantastic. [ applause ] did you see this . Due to the british pound losing value in the brexit, Serena Williamss wimbeldon prize went down from being worth 3 million to just 2. 6 million. [ light laughter ] [ audience aws ] or as serena put it, just forget it, then. [ laughter ] [ applause ] not even worth cashing the check. This is kind of funny. I heard that mma fighter Khalil Roundtree anyone see this . He actually yelled at his mom midfight at the ultimate fighter 23 on saturday, shouting quote, mom, shut up. [ laughter ] which is probably the first time that someone has been more scared to leave the cage than get in. [ laughter ] [ applause ] im not going to go out there. My mom shes like, come here right now. Sorry, mom. And get this, i saw that over the weekend a horse named jimbo fallon won a race. [ laughter ] he won a race in belmont, or as my dad put it ill take it. [ applause ] he doesnt cry when he runs, like [ light laughter ] thats right, a horse named jimbo fallon won a race at belmont. We actually reached out to jimbo fallon and asked what it was like to win the race. Heres what he said. Oh my gosh, so great. So great im a horse, i won. [ laughter ] its so fun, its so great. [ applause ] [ laughter ] i heard he always laughs in the middle of the race. Steve really . [ light laughter ] i didnt know that. Jimmy this is cool. I saw that nasa just admitted four women to its Astronaut Training Program for the First Time Ever. And sorry about that. Higgins, what are you doing, buddy . Steve playing pokemon go, man. [ laughter ] gotta catch them all. Jimmy you cant play it now. Steve oh, i got one. [ light laughter ] teeny peeny. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy get out of here, you loser. Steve you are no jimbo fallon. [ cheers and applause ] i lost him jimmy stay over there. Steve he escaped. [ light laughter ] jimmy what re you doing . Stay over there, man. Steve he escaped. Oh, no, there he is. Jimmy all right, all right. All right, all right. Steve got to catch them all, man. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Lets check in on the election here. People are now saying that Hillary Clinton has narrowed her list of president ial Vice President s down to five people. Yup. Im sorry, she deleted the list down to five people. [ laughter ] [ applause ] claims she doesnt even remember doing it, so how is she supposed to remember everything, guys . Over on the republican side, trump is having a bit of a hard time finding someone even willing to be his running mate. [ light laughter ] but one name that keeps coming up as a possibility is newt gingrich. [ audience boos ] he might be a good fit for the job. I mean, his resume is pretty impressive. Here, take a look at this. He was a congressman for 20 years, serving georgia from 1979 until 1999. He served as speaker of the house from 1995 to 1999. His favorite cookie is keeblers fudge stripe. [ laughter ] he ran for president in 2012. Second favorite cookie is keeblers fudge stick. [ laughter ] he was named time magazines man of the year in 1995. And finally, he lives in a a hollow tree filled with delicious cookies. [ cheers and applause ] ive seen him before. Steve yeah. Jimmy i think hed be a a good fit. Steve i know that guy. Jimmy get him out of that tree house. [ applause ] from the tree house to the white house. Steve yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy this is pretty big. Bernie sanders is expected to actually endorse Hillary Clinton at an event in New Hampshire tomorrow. In fact, bernie is set to give his most enthusiastic endorsement of all time eh. [ laughter ] [ applause ] could be worse. Bernies still campaigning, though, and he sat down for an interview with wolf blitzer on cnn last night. Did you see this . Steve yeah. Jimmy its fantastic. Even though wolf blitzer has one of the more notable names in broadcast news, bernie still had a bit of a hard time getting it out right. Check it out. This is not a game, jake. And when we do that, jake wolf, wolf. Wolf, im sorry. Im looking at the side notes. You have confidence in the way look, jake, all i can tell you is [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy hes the boy who cried jake. Everyone knows that story. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, bernie was like, whatever, what kind of name is wolf anyway . [ light laughter ] wolves arent even named wolf. [ light laughter ] if i had a wolf, id name it jake. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] what else is going on in the news . What else we got . What else is going on the news . You ever wonder why they fixed the debt ceiling on the senate floor . [ light laughter ] thats my time, everybody. [ light laughter ] i saw that bill clinton was spotted here in new york city on saturday taking the family dog for a walk. Apparently, bill became close to the family dog after spending the last two decades sleeping in their house. [ laughter ] steve oh hey ho jimmy quit hogging the blanket. Steve hey oh jimmy quit hogging the blanket, cricket. [ light laughter ] quit hogging the blanket cricket is the new hashtag. [ light laughter ] finally, this is pretty serious, you guys. The federal court just ruled that sharing your netflix password is now a federal crime. [ audience oohs ] so if youve been looking for a a way to send your parents to prison, heres your chance. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you knew the risk, mom. Have a great show. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it feels good to be back. Doing what we do best, trying to entertain you guys, make you laugh. We have a big week of shows coming up. Tomorrow night, they are two of the nicest people around. Jennifer lopez and linmaneul miranda will be here. [ cheers and applause ] theyre doing something thats amazing. Theyre going to do a very special performance of love make the world go round. Its a great new song. The proceeds from the song will go to the Somos Orlando fund, to benefit those affected by the tragedy in orlando. Its going to be great. So tune in for that. You can get it on itunes now. [ cheers and applause ] want to pick it up tonight. Later this week, kristin wiig will be here. [ cheers and applause ] Michael Strahan and blake lively will all be joining us. But first, my pal. Oh, we love her. We love having her on the show, from the new movie god, thats a heavy magazine. The new movie cafe society, the lovely, the talented Kristen Stewart is here. [ cheers and applause ] like a fake magazine. Steve is that a catalog . Jimmy i dont know. This one didnt come in the mail yet. Steve really . Jimmy so i dont know. Thats a big magazine. Is she in this thing . Steve like a cashin book. Maybe we can keep stuff in there. Jimmy yeah. Steve hollow it out, keep a a pair of pants in there. [ laughter ] jimmy maybe like pressed flowers. Steve yeah. Jimmy thats kind of a cool thing to do. [ light laughter ] steve you didnt need much yeah. Jimmy get two sheets of wax paper, is what you do. Steve yeah. Get a wild flower. Jimmy yeah, you go out and get a wildflower. Lay it there, close it, press it down. Steve dont close your hand in that magazine. Jimmy no, you dont do that. [ light laughter ] and then you flip it upside down and just leave it for a a bit. [ talking over each other ] jimmy one day you come back yeah. You go steve oh, my gosh. I remember this. Jimmy oh, what is kristen up to . I didnt read this. I didnt finish this. Steve right, you go to finish it, guess what you find . Wildflower. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy my little wildflower. Kristen stewart is here. [ cheers and applause ] i always call her my little wildflower. Tonight, kristen and i are playing a brand new game called jello shot twister. [ cheers and applause ] i was like, beach blanket bingo there. Jello shot twister. Come on, everybody were playing a new game Everybody Knows the rules when you play it now youll have some fun youre never gonna get the blues step on a yellow and then you do a shot someone falls down on their butt come on, everybody lets do a twister shot lets do a twister shot come on now lets do a twister shot jimmy no, cut it off. Thats not a song, sorry, guys. [ light laughter ] not a song. Plus, hes a talented actor and the bestselling author of the series the land of stories, chris colfer is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] steve wrote a big book, too. Jimmy and for music tonight, we love this kid. He just graduated high school on june 28th. [ light laughter ] and tonight, hes going the perform his latest single treat you better. Shawn mendes is here. [ cheers and applause ] want to hear a taste of treat you better . Steve yeah. Jimmy here you go. Listen when youre playing twister everybodys doing a twister shot steve jello shots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats it. Steve thats his new song . Jimmy thats his new song. Steve is he playing that on the show . Jimmy hes not going to play that one, no. Steve oh, what is he going to play . Jimmy he refused to play that one. Steve really . Its a big hit. Jimmy i got it wrong. Hes going to play treat you better, is the song hes gonna play tonight. Hes a talented guy, shawn mendes is here. [ cheers and applause ] just graduated from high school. How cool is that . Steve thats crazy. Jimmy i know, its crazy. Well, you know, its interesting, i read something that really disturbed me. Steve what is that . Jimmy American Kids are ranked 30th in the world in terms of math skills. Steve awful. Jimmy math. Nobody seems to know how to turn this around. And i think the problem is just that todays kids just cant relate to Old Fashioned things like numbers. [ light laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy so weve updated math to make the equations more about stuff modern kids can relate to in a segment called popular mathematics. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] popular mathematics mathematics steve jello shots. [ light laughter ] jimmy i love that one. Thats shawn rehearsing. Steve are you serious . Jimmy yep, you can hear him through the walls rehearsing. Lets take a look at our first equation. Maybe they didnt understand the rules. Steve i dont understand what youre talking about. Jimmy if you take Spongebob Steve right. Jimmy plus a football steve right. Jimmy it equals Michael Strahan. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve youre amazing. Maybe. Jimmy popular mathematics. Popmatics. [ light laughter ] steve popular. Jimmy if you take the rnc steve sure. Jimmy plus the new pokemon yungoose, it equals donald trump. [ applause ] you understand the idea . Popular mathematics. Steve maybe one more. Show me one more. Jimmy this one you should get. If you take the rock steve sure. Jimmy plus viagra. Steve okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy plus starbucks, it equals the hard rock cafe. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve oh, i see. Jimmy see what im saying . Steve maybe. Jimmy you get it . [ applause ] steve how awesome. Jimmy yeah. If the store is open for more than four hours [ laughter ] you should call the doctor. You should call a doctor. Steve call a friend. Brag about it. Jimmy call a friend and then brag about it. [ light laughter ] if you take rita ora steve sure. Jimmy plus a piranha. Steve yeah. Jimmy it equals rihanna. [ laughter ] you see what im saying . [ applause ] its very easy. Steve its very modern. Jimmy kids are learning from this. Steve yeah. They learn from this stuff. Jimmy if you take Stephanie Tanner steve okay. Jimmy plus indian food, it equals steph curry. [ applause ] steve i dont quite get it. [ laughter ] jimmy heres another example. Steve okay, maybe ill get it now. Jimmy heres another example. The tenth example. Steve okay. Jimmy you take fozzy bear steve sure. Jimmy plus a flock of geese steve right. Jimmy plus a candle equals wocka flocka flame. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you get it . Steve its slowly dawning on me. No, i dont get it. I need one more. Jimmy if you take a a 10 bill. Steve okay, 10 bill. Jimmy times 500. Steve yeah. Jimmy it equals a ticket to hamilton. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve money. Its all about the hamiltons. Jimmy all about the hamiltons, baby. Heres another one. You have tyga steve okay. Jimmy plus Tony Bennett Steve sure. Jimmy equals tony the tyga. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hes got tattoos on him. Steve hes grrrreat. Jimmy he had a goatee he didnt need that. Steve he is great. Jimmy if you take a high school reunion. Steve all right. Jimmy plus annoying relatives. Steve right. Jimmy plus a computer, it equals facebook. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats what it is. Now you get it . Steve can you give me just one more . Just give me one more. Just one. Last one. Jimmy last example. Steve i dont think im getting it. This one, i probably will get. Jimmy finally, if you take Patrick Stewart steve okay, i know him. Jimmy plus crossfit. Steve yeah. Jimmy it equals mr. Clean. [ applause ] there you go, thats all the time we have for popular mathematics. Well be right back with Kristen Stewart, everybody [ cheers and applause ] boy bye, mom. Thats the heart and these are the lungs. girl whats wrong . boy nothing. boy sorry. dad dont worry about it. Come on. You put it in. dad its ok. vo at our house, we need things that are built to last. Thats why we got a subaru. avo subaru legacy. The longestlasting midsize sedan in its class. Love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. 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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our good pal, Kristen Stewart [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. Come on. I love seeing you. Yeah, man. You too. Jimmy you look gorgeous in here and in real life and on the cover of this very big magazine. I dont know, like what move what expression jimmy youre like in a a daydream. Yeah, like that. Thats perfect, yeah. You look gorgeous. What are you talking about . This is good. Yeah. Jimmy but another magazine, so maybe what it is is you buy this and another one comes with the magazine. So its like two magazines with this. The original title was two magazines. Anyways. Hi, how are you . Everything good . Yeah, im cool. Jimmy yeah, everythings good. Did you have a good fourth . I did. Jimmy what did you do, barbecue . I made some chili and like, you know, like lit some stuff on fire and hung out with my friends. Jimmy like fireworks . Yeah, legal ones. Jimmy yeah, you didnt light like a dumpster. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah, no, no. [ light laughter ] i live in l. A. , so yeah, we did little sparkly things that were cute. Jimmy thats good. Thats fun. I had a decent one. Did you play lawn games, horse shoes . Yeah, have you ever played corn hole . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you kidding me . Im like the poster boy for corn hole, yeah. They should rename it, you know . Jimmy yeah. Its not the best name for that, no. Poster boy jimmy yeah, no, different the bag game. Sorry, its just so weird. It should be the bag the throwing the bag game. Jimmy yeah. There are other names for it, well, i love playing all sorts of fun games, because i like you cause youre very youre competitive when you come on the show. Yeah, too competitive. Its embarrassing. Jimmy and me too. Yeah. Jimmy i know, but right now youre very nice and youre nice backstage, but then once the game starts i know. I become a demon. [ laughter ] jimmy like a different person. I know. Jimmy i like the blonde hair. Thanks, dude. Jimmy is that for a thing or just because you look you like it . Yeah, like for the First Time Ever i changed my hair for not a role. cause i had a little bit of time off and i was like, im gonna scrape my knees and possibly get a bunch more tattoos and like shave my head and i settled on lesser forms of all that. Jimmy did you get a tattoo . Did you get a new tattoo . I did. Jimmy you did get a new tattoo. Yeah, lets talk about it. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. Jimmy you dont have to. No, i know. Jimmy do you want to show it to me. I wont show anybody. Okay. Jimmy its a pikachu. Thats interesting. Very hot right now. Its very in right now. Yeah, absolutely. Thats like a bunch of words. I dont have to read it. cause thats personal. No, i was being i wasnt even i dont know why that came out like that. Whats wrong with me . No, it says, one more time with feeling. I kind of like, i love that for everything. You know, my job it makes sense, cause its like a a classic thing that directors say to actors, but then in addition to that its like, you can always try again with anything you do. You know what im saying . Everyone just take that and feel great. Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you. I like that. One more time with feeling. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, with some gusto, baby i like that. But i saw a picture of you with the blonde hair. You honored jodie foster, which is amazing, on the walk of fame. It surprises me that she hasnt had a star on the hollywood walk of fame. I know. Jimmy shes jodie foster. I know. Jimmy thats so rad. Thats so cool. And youve known her for a long time. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy panic room. Yeah, im super lucky. Like, most actresses definitely are not as kind and sort of like, you know, normal, you know . And so like at ten i was like, thats it. Right there. Jimmy you were 10 years old . Yeah. Jimmy wow. What do you remember from working with her when you were ten . She threw me a Birthday Party at one point, which is really nice. Like she was really keen on keeping me aware of the fact that i wasnt that i was still like, that i could do it sounds like im not normal. This is crazy. [ light laughter ] but like, you know, like shes really nice. She got me a mariachi band. Jimmy she got you a a mariachi band . Yeah. Jimmy shes the best. What do you mean . Shes the funnest person ever. Jimmy did they play just for happy birthday time . Yeah, shes like, everyone, were going to go two hours late tonight, because of the kid. So, were gonna give her a a Birthday Party. But that stuff matters to her, which like says a lot about her. Jimmy she was on the show and we were trying to get her to tell us stories, something embarrassing about you, because we knew you were coming on. Like, give us something we can and she couldnt think of anything. She just said, she was the best, so much fun and so ambitious. And she said Something Like you would just ask her, like youd tell her that you want to be a a director. Youre gonna be the youngest director. Yeah, its silly. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, thats not silly. Yeah. Jimmy youre like, i wanna be the youngest director ever. I didnt do it. But its okay. It doesnt matter. Jimmy but you are directing something. Arent you directing something . Yeah, yeah. I am. I met up with her recently to do the walk of fame thing, and it had been a couple years since ive seen her. So it was nice to reconnect. But the timing worked out, cause i could be like, i didnt have to see you and tell you i was dragging my rear. I can tell you now that im actually doing this like now. And she was like, well the first thing you should know is that you dont have much to learn. And so i felt so much more con i was like okay, because i feel nervous. And she was like, dude. I mean, she didnt say dude, but she was like, you got this. [ laughter ] jimmy its you telling the story. Its fine. I got it. She was like, the first thing that youre gonna learn is that you already youve got it. So i was like, thank you. Jimmy hearing that from jodie foster is the coolest. Yeah. Jimmy and you got to listen you got directed by woody allen as well for cafe society who is another brilliant director. Yeah. Jimmy so this film, its you, Jesse Eisenberg, Blake Livelys in it. Parker poseys in it. Its fantastic. Do you wanna explain what it is about. Its tricky. Yeah. Its like its about a young man who moves to hollywood in the late 1930s to sort of assist his uncle whos an agent. And hes enamored by hollywood and then sort of experiences this disillusionment because its like super like bfc and hollywoody, and surface and weird. And so he leaves, falls in love, and then like the movies about reflecting on the sort of unconventional relationships that you can have with people and how they haunt you and how they dont have to fill you with shame or regret, but you can like, live a full life and not necessarily adhere to Like Convention perfectly. Jimmy i wanna show a clip. Heres Kristen Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg in cafe society. Take a look at this. I dont think thats a very good idea, actually. No . Im seeing someone. Oh. Whats he like . Doug is a journalist. Oh. I just thought since you had so much free time on your hands. He travels, a lot. And i really like spending my time with you. I hope thats okay. You know, youre very sweet. Have you heard that before . You have this deer in the headlights quality. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Kristen and i are playing a new game called jello shot twister when we come back. Stick around, everybody. 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Women vote is responsible for the content of this advertising. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Im hanging out with my pal, Kristen Stewart. Her new movie, cafe society, is in select theaters this friday and everywhere july 29th. Hey, i was digging through our photos what . Jimmy our Photo Archives backstage. Really . Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] can you not hear me . No, im just having like weird deja vu. Jimmy oh, is that right . [ laughter and applause ] sorry, sorry. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i found this photo of Johnny Carson playing twister with eva gabor on the tonight show right here in studio 6b. Thats risque. Jimmy risque. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. Since its the 50th anniversary of that moment, i thought it would be fun to try a new version of twister we invented. Would you like to play . Yes. Jimmy its called jello shot twister. Now its the [ cheers and applause ] same rules as twister, but there is a jello shot on every color. So when you put your hand or foot down on a circle, you have to take a shot. You cant use a circle more than once. First one to fall down loses. You ready to do this . Yeah, i need to stop. Im already being like, all right, got it. Lets go. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, whats up higgbones . Steve hows it goin, homie . Jimmy good to see you, man. Alright, higgins, give us a a spin, here. Steve are you guys ready . Wait. Im gonna wrap my jacket around my waist. Jimmy yeah. Because jimmy yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] thank you, thank you. Steve ready . Jimmy yeah. Steve what is it . Oh, left hand yellow. Jimmy alright, left hand yellow. Steve oh, its jimbo fallon. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy riverdance. What is it . Left hand yellow . Alright, kristen, you go first. Left hand yellow. No, we have to go at the same time. Jimmy oh, we have to go at the same time . Keeps us even. You know . Jimmy thats the way twister works . Yeah, its fair. Jimmy alright, good. Gotcha. Can we step on the thing . Steve yeah. Alright, sweet. Jimmy we can, right . Steve yeah. Left hand yellow. Do your shot. Move your mic. Oh man. Steve take a a shot. [ cheers ] here we go. Oh, left hand green jimmy wait, how is that possible . [ laughter ] steve move your left hand to green. Jimmy oh, move it to green now. Steve dont worry, that wont happen again. These are gargantuan shots. Jimmy you dont have to premier anything tonight, do you . No. Jimmy this will be lime. I dont like it, itll be my least favorite jello shot. This is, like, a lot of yeah, okay. [ laughter ] jimmy it is a big shot. Steve there we go, right hand green. Jimmy alright. Ive got to think about the next move, here. All right, good. Ill do this. Oh, my god. Im full. Really full. Steve right foot red. Jimmy how do i drink the shot now . All right, hold on. Steve here you go. This is silly. Jimmy where am i . Im really full. Like, really full. Jimmy is that right . Was i here . Steve yep. Jimmy i was here. Steve left foot green. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Higgins higgins higgins, you got to help out here, dude. Gotta help out. Well take one slurp of these. We dont have to do the whole thing. Steve here. Jimmy thank you, buddy. Steve here you go. There you go, thats good enough. That was impressive. Steve there you go. Its gonna be embarrassing. Steve there you go. Flip it up. Okay. This might be the final stand. Were planking. Steve right foot blue jimmy what . Steve right foot blue jimmy buy a vowel . Is this happening right now . Jimmy im cramping. Im cramping. Im cramping right now im cramping. Higgins steve there you go. Kristen this is harder than the other one. Steve right hand red. Oh the winner the winner [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre kidding me. My thanks to the winner, Kristen Stewart the champ [ cheers and applause ] chris colfer joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] i dont think thats how theyre made. 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You can see him in the new comedy, absolutely fabulous the movie which is in theaters i know, july 22nd. Hes also a multiple number one New York Times best selling author. His latest book, the land of stories an authors odyssey is in stores tomorrow. Everyone, please welcome chris colfer. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, pal. Its great to see you. Thank you so much. I want to get into the book and talk about the ab fab movie. Yes. Jimmy but first, i want to say happy birthday. cause i saw [ cheers ] thank you. Jimmy on instagram. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy did you have a good one . I did. The older i get, the more wisdom and water i retain. [ light laughter ] jimmy the picture im going to show, i dont quite know how to set it up because when you have parties, you ask your friends, dont bring presents. Just dress up. I love costume parties. Because theyre always such a a great ice breaker and everyone has fun, because we all look ridiculous. But every year my friends always complain about having to dress up. So this year i made it really simple and i only invited cardboard guests. Jimmy yeah. So, heres you, the queen, Hillary Clinton, and [ laughter ] the rock, yeah. [ applause ] jimmy the rock, there you go. Thats a good birthday. Its good. Very calm, very relaxing. Jimmy theyre very calm. Yeah, theyre good guests. Yeah, no one talked back. It was great. [ light laughter ] jimmy it was good, yeah. How is grandma doing . I always ask you about my grandmas great. Jimmy your grandma always gets you into trouble. She always gets me in trouble and i always come with a great story. But i promised her i would not talk about her this time. Jimmy okay, good. But she i think she has a a little bit of a crush on you. Jimmy of she does . Your grandma does . Yeah. I was telling her i was i was on the show and she was like, that jimmy fallon. If i was 50 years younger, he would be madly in love with me. [ laughter ] jimmy hey. [ laughter ] oh, oh, oh. Jimmy hi, grandma. Yeah. She must be so proud of you. She is, yeah. Jimmy is this the fifth . Fifth, number five. Jimmy number five. Land of stories and this the this is the an authors odyssey, this one, here. What is this one about . Well, this one is about the book series is about a pair of twins, and in the book, they have traveled to fairy tale world, theyve traveled into worlds of literature. But this is the first book where they travel into their own short stories and meet the characters that they created. Jimmy they created. They write their own thing. Im so every time i see you back stage i go, i cant believe that you write all these words. Every word. Every word. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, this is the book that i wrote, right . Its a good one. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you got that book. And then this is your book. Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy actual words in this one. Yeah. Did you have a ghost writer for that . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, i couldnt do it myself. Well, thats good. I broke a sweat making that. But this is you dont have a a ghost writer . No, i write every word myself. And i think you can tell. Jimmy no, its fantastic. No, its good. [ cheers ] aw, thank you. Jimmy its funny, its great to hear that. Do your friends or family ever go, hey, chris, you spelled something wrong in that email or whatever . Oh, my god. A lot of people just assume, especially if they meet me after the books comes out, they just assume im like this wealth of knowledge when it comes to grammar and spelling. And im the worst person to ask advice for. Im always spelling things wrong. Autocorrect, its no ones friend, that autocorrect. [ light laughter ] jimmy no ones friend . Its good. I need it. My little sister has epilepsy, and i was checking in on her with my dad one day. And i texted my dad asking how are her seizures . And autocorrect changed seizures to sexiness. [ laughter ] so that was uncomfortable. Jimmy your dad is like, whats going on . Yeah. Well, congrats on this thing and congrats on the absolutely fabulous they made the movie. Im the biggest fan of the sitcom. Me too, me too. Jimmy did you used to watch it . I used to as a kid, i used to love it, because it was full of physical comedy, like i love lucy. So as a kid, i would laugh at that. But then as i got older, i started realizing the puns and the witty humor and all of that. Jimmy i love them so much. I used to watch them, me and my sister were obsessed with those. Saffron, the daughter. I loved saffy. Yes, yes jimmy shes fantastic. But you play like a social media manager . I play jennifer saunderss hairdresser social media consultant. [ light laughter ] which, i mean, you know, we all should have. Jimmy yeah. Can we give away the plot of the movie . Yeah, yeah so, jennifer saunders, who is one of my heroes, plays a a publicist who, in the pursuit of signing kate moss as one of her clients, kills her. [ light laughter ] jimmy she knocks her off a a bridge . Yeah and into the river. Yeah, its great. Jimmy the real kate moss . Its so and im not just saying that because im in it. And its really funny. And this scene is were reading her tweets after it happens. Jimmy very good. Heres chris colfer reading twitters reaction to his boss killing kate moss. [ light laughter ] in absolutely fabulous the movie. Oh, oh. Omg. Whats happening . Youre trending on twitter. Am i . Youre a hashtag. Oh, oh, oh, no. Oh, no, this is horrible. What . Disgusting. Oh, oh, they hate you who, who . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how it moves from fantastic to awful. Chris colfer absolutely fabulous the movie is in theaters july 22nd. And the land of stories an authors odyssey is in stores tomorrow. Shawn mendes performs for us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] hey, youre clarence yes, sir. 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[ cheers and applause ] i wont lie to you i know hes just not right for you and you can tell me if im off but i see it on your face when you say that hes the one that you want and youre spending all your time in this wrong situation and anytime you want it to stop i know i can treat you better than he can and any girl like you deserves a gentleman tell me why are we wasting time on all your wasted crying when you should be with me instead i know i can treat you better better than he can ill stop time for you the second you say that youd like me to i just wanna give you the loving that youre missing baby, just to wake up with you would be everything i need and this could be so different tell me what you want to do cause i know i can treat you better than he can and any girl like you deserves a gentleman tell me why are we wasting time on all your wasted crying when you should be with me instead i know i can treat you better better than he can better than he can oh yeah give me a sign take my hand, well be fine promise i wont let you down just know that you dont have to do this alone i promise ill never let you down cause i know i can treat you better than he can and any girl like you deserves a gentleman tell me why are we wasting time on all your wasted crying when you should be with me instead i know i can treat you better better than he can better than he can better than he can oh yeah better than he can yeah better than he can [ cheers and applause ] thanks so much. Jimmy i love it, i love it. Shawn mendes illuminate is available for preorder now. Well be right back, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] when youre the parent of a disabled child, you realize that the world can be a harsh place. But you also realize it can be a really loving, wonderful place. When i saw donald trump mock somebody who was disabled, i was appalled. You gotta see this guy. Ahh, i dont know what i said, ahh, i dont remember that reporter suffers from a chronic condition that impairs movement of his arms. It told me everything i need to know about his heart and what he believes deep down. Priorities usa action is responsible for the content of this advertising. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Kristen Stewart, chris colfer [ cheers and applause ] shawn mendes [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers ] stay tuned for late night with seth myers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight emma roberts, star of animal kingdom, actor scott speedman, music from gnash, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and thomas lang. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers, this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] yeah thats good to hear. In this case lets get to the news. Donald trump will reportedly select a running mate by the end of the week. Now, youre gonna want somebody whos different from you, so maybe a rational, wellspoken woman with experience in government
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