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And the Free Nationals featuring t. I. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 128th woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow thats what im talking about look at how good look at how good you look oh, my god. Welcome, welcome. Welcome everyone. Please, sit down, enjoy. Let me do all the work here, yeah, please. Wow, looking fantastic. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. You made it. Thank you for coming, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] of course as you can tell by our audience tonight, it is fleet week here in new york city. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Thats right. Fleet week, or as civilian men call it, no luck on tinder week. [ laughter and applause ] steve heyoh jimmy fleet week is when members of the navy do the bravest thing theyve ever done, wear all white on the new york city subway. [ cheers and applause ] and thats just, thats really gambling. Its really gambling. Of course, new yorkers who knew about fleet week are excited to honor our servicemen and women. While new yorkers who didnt know about it are, like, wait, whats going on right now . [ laughter and applause ] i havent checked the news. What happened . No, its fine, its fine, everythings good. This is cool. Over 4,000 Service Members come to new york city during fleet week. Yeah, so if you see a lot of people happy to be off a giant ship, theyre either sailors or they just got off a carnival cruise. [ laughter ] i mean, cause [ applause ] of course, a lot of you sailors are excited to come ashore, leaving behind your tiny bunks on the ship. Then you see what a new york city apartment looks like and go, back to the ship lets go [ laughter ] 3,000 for that . [ applause ] one of the events for fleet week is the parade of ships along the hudson river. Thats one more reason we love you guys, you find a way to have a parade in new york city that doesnt screw up traffic. [ laughter ] so, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. As a new yorker, thank you very much. Heres a Little International news. North Korean Leader kim jongun is apparently planning a a reality show to find a a husband for his unmarried sister. [ laughter ] this is real. Take a look at this. He calls himself the supreme leader. Well now kim jongun is earning a new title, matchmaker in chief. The north korean dictator is launching a dating competition to find a husband for his unmarried sister. A similar contest was held in 2012 but no man lived up to the dictators high standards. [ laughter ] jimmy or lived at all. [ laughter ] i mean, thats [ applause ] thats a tough reality show. Wow. Didnt see that ending coming, yeah. Meanwhile, chile just broke a a world record when over 2,300 people took turns playing soccer for more than 120 hours. Thats right, 120 hours. And when it was over, the score was still 00. [ laughter ] we dont i dont get it. Steve thats crazy. Barn burner. Jimmy and the Scripps National spelling bee started today. The spelling bee. I read that there are new rules to keep the competition from ending in a tie like it was the past two years. To make it more challenging tie breaking words are now read by sylvester stallone. [ laughter ] [ stallone impression ] can you use that in a sentence . [ stallone impression ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ stallone impression ] im basically spelling it out for you. [ laughter ] i heard that a new Halloween Movie is in the works, even though its been 38 years since the original film. In fact, theyre releasing new sequels to a bunch of classic horror films. But you can tell all the villains are getting a little older. First up, look at some of these titles. First up, theres divorce of chucky. [ laughter ] well thats sad. You hate to see that happen. Steve yeah, hate to see that happen. Jimmy you hate to see that happen. Next we have, i forgot what you did last summer. [ laughter ] wait, just remind me again. Just quickly remind me what you did. [ laughter ] i know it was upsetting, but you did something, right . What was it . Theres a reason we dont like each other, right . And finally theres freddy versus jason versus erectile dysfunction. [ laughter ] thats in 3d, by the way. Thats in 3d. So youll enjoy that. Steve i hope its in 3d. Jimmy thats in the third dimension, yeah. I thought this was interesting. A new study found that students who learn without any shoes on get better grades than students who wear shoes. Then the university of Phoenix Online said, just think of how well youd learn without pants on. [ laughter and applause ] genius. Youd basically be a genius. Well, this is making the rounds on the internet the last couple of days. These are pictures of what theyre calling the worlds most handsome horse named frederick the great. I know, it sounds odd. I said the same thing. I go, what . Its a horse. Wait until you see how beautiful this horse its a a very handsome, its a a goodlooking horse. Its almost like a fabio type of horse. But look, take a look at this horse. This is real. Yeah [ laughter ] steve wow jimmy whats up steve yeah jimmy i mean, like they say, once you go black stallion, you never go back stallion. [ cheers and applause ] steve horse. Jimmy i mean white horses are like white horses are like, hey, lets make a a zebra. [ laughter ] no, no, no. Even putin was like, can he ride me . And then you go, no, thats why would you ask that . [ applause ] he cant ride. Steve what . Jimmy i mean, what . That doesnt make sense. Steve what . Jimmy ive never seen that. And finally, i dont really know what to think about this but a new product called the licki brush is trying to revolutionize the way cat owners interact with their cats. This is real. Check this out. Introducing licki brush. Cats groom each other as a form of social bonding. As a human youre left out of this intimate ritual. [ laughter ] the licki brush will now lick your cat back. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god. They picked some happy music for the saddest video ive ever seen. We have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its fleet week here in new york city. Dont you feel it right there . [ cheers and applause ] you feel the love. Look at that. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. In honor of that, tonights audience is made up entirely of servicemen and women from the coast guard, the army, the navy, marine corps and the air force [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. And from all of us, thank you for your service to our country both here and abroad. It is an honor to have you here. Really, welcome, have a good time tonight. [ cheers and applause ] its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, Academy Award winner Penelope Cruz will be here. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] and well have music from dierks bentley. Thatll be good tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] then on friday, maya rudolph and martin short will be joining us. Steve woah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thatll be fun. But tonight, tonights a a special night. This is the one. This is the one to be at. You came to the right show. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] its always great when this guy comes to visit. He is currently headlining a a starstudded standup Tour Supporting his new movie the doover which is available on netflix this friday. Adam sandler is here tonight. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes just the best dude, the funniest guy. And hes got some surprises in store for the audience tonight. Its gonna be fun. [ light laughter ] plus, shes steve yes, really. [ laughter ] jimmy shes an International Supermodel whos here to tell us all about her Computer Programming camp for girls called kode with klossy, the beautiful karlie kloss is joining us tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and we got great music tonight. Steve oh jimmy oh, get ready. We have music from anderson. Paak and the Free Nationals featuring t. I. Right there. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is good stuff. Yeah, we got a real record. Anderson blew up at south by southwest this year. Seeing him tonight is gonna be something special. This guy is gonna be the name on everybodys list. Anderson. Paaks here tonight, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] its gonna be fun. Its gonna be great. Im in a good mood. Im excited. Guys, the nhl conference finals are wrapping up, where four teams have been competing to win the stanley cup. Now after the playoffs, they give out awards like most valuable player. But they also give out awards during the playoffs, sort of like ones in high school yearbooks, like most likely to succeed. [ laughter ] class clown, stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives. Here we go. Tonight show superlatives [ cheers and applause ] now our first player is steven stamkos. Hes a center for the tampa bay lightning. He was voted, most likely to be the love child of ryan gosling and vladimir putin. [ laughter and applause ] see, i could see that. Steve yeah. Jimmy next up is valteri filppula. Hes a forward for the tampa bay lightning. He was voted, most likely to leave a room by blowing glitter in your face and disappearing. [ laughter and applause ] im off, goodbye. Glitter power. Never forget. Never forget me. [ laughter ] next up from these are great awards that they get every year. Steve fantastic awards. I didnt know they did these. Jimmy well they did and they deserve it. I mean, next up from san jose is mirco muller. [ laughter ] steve come on. Jimmy he was voted, most likely to sign a threeyear deal with puberty. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats interesting. cause i didnt think he was going to sign. Steve i did not think i did not know they gave those. Jimmy he wasnt gonna sign. Steve he said, no, im not gonna sign. Jimmy im really excited. [ laughter ] steve in three years. Jimmy next up, from the pittsburgh penguins, is matthew murray. [ light laughter ] he was voted, most likely to be the villain in a french cartoon. [ laughter and applause ] i challenge you to a duel steve i will get you, ratatouille. Jimmy sacrebleu next up from never forget me. [ laughter ] next, from tampa bay is victor hedman. There he is. Steve yeah. Jimmy he was voted, most likely to get hit in the face with a hockey stick and then calmly say again. [ laughter and applause ] you make me feel more human. Next, from San Jose Sharks is joe thornton. He was voted, most likely to get manscaped at petco. [ laughter ] i didnt know. Can you do that . Steve i didnt know you could do that. Jimmy i dont see it on the menu. Steve stand on that little thing. Jimmy laying next to that horse. Steve yeah. Jimmy you go, hey, i seen your picture. Steve good looking horse. Jimmy good looking horse, yeah. Next we have Tommy Wingels from san jose. He was voted, most likely to be saving himself for prom night. Steve oh. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, thats nice. Steve admirable. Jimmy thats nice. Steve yeah. [ applause ] jimmy next up, from tampa bay is anton stralman. He was voted, most likely to have dealt it, smelt it, denied it and supplied it. [ laughter and applause ] steve it were me. Jimmy and finally from san jose, we have logan couture. He was voted, sexy gilbert gottfried, everybody. There you go. Those are your nhl superlatives. Well be right back with more of the tonight show. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ba da ba ba ba start boldly with the apple that bites back. Redds wicked apple. 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[ cheers and applause ] pcpc well ill tell you the truth i love all the troops protecting the land sea and air now youre back in town keeping us safe and sound from that crazyass elmo in times square now i aint gonna lie i love seeing you guys in my audience every day and when the shows through just one thing left to do go out to the bars and get laid cause ive got friends on all bases from the navy up to the air force aces and the army greens coast guard and marines throw my challenge coin in a bunch of places yeah its fleet week and were going crazy oh ive got friends on all bases now youre all brave and strong i dedicate this song to those that serve us day and night and youre good looking too and if i saw you on tinder you know id swipe right im glad youre all here though its just once a year oh how i wish you all could stay but before you all go enjoy the rest of the show and did i mention youre gonna get laid oh and ive got friends on all bases from the navy up to the air force aces and the army greens coast guard and marines throw my challenge coin in a bunch of places yeah its fleet week and were going crazy oh ive got friends on all bases oh ive got friends on all bases [ cheers and applause ] jimmy give it up for adam sandler all our men and women in uniform well be right back with more tonight show, everybody is designed to respond towith revolyour body temperatureology to help keep you cool. 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Please welcome back, the one, the only, adam sandler, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its amazing. Thats the best. Jimmy thank you so much for being here. Thank you. Im so happy it timed out with these guys, and thank you for all you do, you guys. Youre the greatest. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for singing friends on all bases. Doesnt that feel great . These guys made it so much fun. Jimmy i know, its exciting. You want that energy to last forever. Did you ever think ever in your life to maybe join the military at all . I swear to god, my whole life, when i was a kid, i was like, i am going to be in the military. Im going to defend our thats all i ever talked about in my house, like, im going. Im defending. I am this is what im made for. Then i was, like, 15 at the dinner table, and i was saying that same speech. I cant wait to join the military. My father goes, youre not joining the military. I go, why not . He goes, cause youre a a pussy. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats one reason not to do it. It made sense. It made sense. Jimmy it made sense there. Because literally, i would try to do one chinup back then. [ laughter ] and my father was like, thats gonna join the military, okay. Jimmy youre not gonna save the world, yeah. You decided to go into comedy, and thank goodness you did, because youre fantastic, and we love you. We need you in comedy. You too, bud. You too. Jimmy well, youre doing this new standup tour, which im excited about. Because its you and spade and schneider, and i think norm joining you . Norm macdonald comes on the road with us, too. Jimmy gosh, i love that guy. I mean, literally, we havent done anything like this in so long, so were having a a blast. Were running around the country, and we all wrote those guys do standup all the time. I wrote a whole new act and stuff, and its going well. Were having a good time. Jimmy do you get nervous doing a whole new act . Totally, totally. Panic. But i do it, and i have a great time. And its the energy, it makes you excited youre doing it. But norm, you guys know norm macdonald, right . [ cheers ] so, he really is the funniest guy youve ever seen in real life. And weve been doing the show night after night after night. And i swear to god, literally 15 minutes before he goes out there, they go, norm, 15 minutes. He goes, 15 minutes . [ light laughter ] and then, youre like, yeah, 15 minutes. For what . [ laughter ] and youre like, 15 more minutes, and youre going out there. Going out where . [ laughter ] you got a set. Youre doing standup tonight, remember . Thats why were in washington, d. C. Right now . Were where . [ laughter ] oh, boy. And then, he goes onstage, and he brings the house down. Jimmy a lot of the standup youre doing now is now involving your family. Your wife, jackie, and your two beautiful girls. Yes, yes. Thank you, buddy. Jimmy how are they doing . How are they doing in school . Oh, my god, my kids. The school is so hard, man. Its like, they have the best school, but i dont want them to have tutors, you know . I dont want them to think they need a tutor. So, i study with the kids, you know . And i study with them. [ laughter ] and you know, im not that bright, so i see a tutor. [ laughter and applause ] i will study with them. I study with them for hours, and then they go to sleep, and then i call a lady up. I was like, we got to go over this, man. This is insane. [ laughter ] and then, im so tired. I know it sounds bad, but i told the kids they got to drop out of school. I cant handle it. [ laughter ] jimmy you just told me they got to drop out. Thats not good. They understood, jimmy. Jimmy they got it, yeah. I want to talk about the doover because, man, i enjoyed this film. Im psyched you liked it. Jimmy its so good. You and david spade. You can tell that you guys are buddies. Youve got good chemistry. Yeah. Jimmy its on netflix starting friday. It basically starts with a high school reunion. Yes, yes. Jimmy and david spade basically, your guys lives david spades life didnt turn out the way he thought it would. A bit of a buffoon. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] hes not happy. Jimmy and you guys had all these dreams when you were in high school, like, oh, im gonna be fbi. But you actually ended up doing it. Yes, i become kind of an fbi stud dude in the movie. And davids life is not that good, and hes married to a a lady whos not nice to him, and he has stepkids who beat him up all the time. [ laughter ] jimmy they are fantastic, by the way. Yeah, those guys are the best. Jimmy opening scene, theyre in karate uniforms. They kick him when he walks through the door. Yeah, they punched david. Its pretty great. They punched him a few times in real life. [ laughter ] but yeah, yeah, my guys just want to take we were best friends as little kids. So im like, come on, man. We got to do it again. We got to get you back on track. Its, you know, its part of the whole story. Its a ratedr kind of filthy movie, action movie, with some jimmy its a good ratedr movie. Do you let your kids see ratedr movies . My kids so i was in my hotel a few months ago, and airplane was on. And thats, like, one of my favorite movies. So the two kids [ cheers and applause ] jimmy one of the greatest movies ever. So my two kids are in there. And im, like, do i throw them out of here, or i let them watch it . Im go, eh, let them watch it. This will be good. Theyre little, my kids. Theyre, like, 10 and 7. So anyways, were laughing. They were getting the jokes. I was, oh, my god, they like airplane this is incredible. And then, of course, out of nowhere the giant jugs come out. [ laughter ] and a woman, you know, she shakes them and runs away. Jimmy i remember that scene. Right, right. And i was like, oh, what do i do now . All right, that happened. Nothing we can do. [ laughter ] and my kids laughed. They loved it. And so now, when they watch the disney channel, theyre like, when are we going to see those jugs again . [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no. Thats not true. Im pretty sure. Jimmy thats not true. Thats not true at all. Theyre watching liv and maddie. Theyre going, come on bring them out [ laughter ] jimmy not true at all. Not true at all. No, its not. Its not. Jimmy there are a few scenes in this with you and spade yes. Jimmy one made me laugh. I just dont want to spoil it, but youre on a boat. And man, oh, man, you flash the boat next to you, a bunch of girls. Oh, yeah, yeah. Jimmy well, they flash you, and then well, the girls were on a boat. We say, flash the flash your chest. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the girls do. And they, in return, say, lets see what you got. Jimmy yeah. And i talk david into doing it. And david pulls his pants down. And they start booing. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy no, no, then what really made me laugh because youre like because you got his back. You pull out a flare gun and shoot at them. [ laughter ] i shoot at the mean girls. Jimmy a warning shot. Yeah, yeah. I dont hit anybody. Jimmy no, no, no. Its a warning shot. These guys know about that. [ laughter ] jimmy i think so, yeah. This thing went on the internet. I thought it was interesting. Because last the characters name is max kessler thats right. Jimmy in the film. Thats right. A tight boy named max kessler. Jimmy the kid on the internet goes, my name is max kessler. Yes. Jimmy and i look surprisingly like adam sandler. Yeah, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] yeah, yep. He does. Jimmy this got 5 million views on reddit. I know, yeah, yeah. Jimmy which is unbelievable. Yeah, hes a very nice kid, so i invited him out to the premiere. Jimmy you said, hey, come party with me, rock and roll. Well go to the premiere. You flew this kid over, and you went to the premiere with him. Yeah, yeah, we hung out. And in person, he just, hes just he doesnt look that much like me. He looks like he goes to my temple. [ laughter ] thats about it. No, but max, but real max kessler, i swear, hes the sweetest, nicest kid. I really wish that that was my mothers kid. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. My mother would be so much happier right now. Jimmy i want to show a clip of you and david spade. The movies so much fun. You just sat back and just laughed the whole way through. Youre about to start new lives. Do we mention that you, you kill somebody basically . You find dead bodies i dont know if i mentioned that. Yes, i stumble upon two dead bodies. Jimmy you fake your own death and do over your life . And i take their identity, i and give it to me and david so we start a new life. And the peoples bodies we stole were filthy rich, and so we have a boat now and everything. [ laughter ] jimmy its super fun. Oh, youre just gonna love it. Heres david spade and adam sandler about to start their new lives in the doover. Its on netflix friday. Check this out. This is insane. Ive never seen anything like it. My god, i got to join the fbi. How long have you had her . Shes a virgin. I want you to pop her cherry. Me . What do i do . Come on. To kicking ass and taking names there he is woohoo [ screams ] you [ bleep ] you [ bleep ] me you brought it back to my im [ bleep ] with you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it made me laugh so hard. Thanks, jimmy. Jimmy i cant spoil it for you. Just go see it on netflix. You will enjoy it. Oh, gosh. I want to show this. This is a picture right now. These are buses parked outside of 30 rock right here. Yes, yes, yes. Jimmy thats pretty cool. Yes. Jimmy now adam, this is a a big deal, because adam and the guys from the tour brought tickets to the standup show in brooklyn tonight we got a show in brooklyn tonight, yes. Jimmy for everyone in the audience. 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How are you . Jimmy karlie, you look gorgeous. Thank you so much for coming on our show. I appreciate this. Kode with klossy. Yes. Jimmy klossy, is that a a nickname yeah, thats a nickname early on, and it just kind of stuck. Jimmy i like klossy. Thank you. Thank you. Jimmy can i call you klossy . I like jimmy. Jimmy okay, you do . I can call you jimmy if you want, but thats just weird for me. [ laughter ] but ill do it. Klossy, id prefer. What is kode this is kode with klossy. Explain what this is. Kode. So i started to learn how to code a few years ago, and mainly because i just wanted to understand how things work. The technology that we use every single day, apps, websites. Jimmy youre just basically programming apps kind of . Yes, computer science. And anyway, i wanted to understand what it was. And i wanted to learn, i dont know, how to do it, how to build something. Jimmy so two weeks so we started a summer camp for girls because i wanted to teach other girls this skill set. And we have a new york, l. A. And st. Louis summer camp, and ill be teaching girls how to code. So if you want to, you know, come take some classes with us. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, ill figure it out, yeah. I could probably i mean, ill definitely go. I could maybe i cant teach it. You dont want me going. I didnt know what to do. But st. Louis, thats where youre from . Im from st. Louis, yeah. Jimmy thats cool. A good midwestern girl. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy beautiful. I think thats cool youre doing that. I think its a fun thing to do, because these girls look up to you, and they see you. I see you in some photos, and i go, oh, my gosh. I dont know how i mean, youre gorgeous, but also, i dont know how you im larger in real life. Like, im really tall. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, you are, i mean, yeah. Well, i mean, lets just stand up together. People, know, at home, im 68. So, i mean, this is [ laughter and applause ] the camera adds a couple of feet. I know. Jimmy what if we went to prom together . This is like so [ laughter ] this is, like, my prom picture. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. My prom date was about he came up to about here. Jimmy is that right . Really, really, yeah. Jimmy is that really . Yeah. Jimmy but i mean, have you just always been just tall . Something in the water in the midwest, i dont know, yeah. Jimmy but youre very fun, and youre very graceful, and thats what comes across in these photos. Look at this right here. This is just you just flying, basically. [ laughter ] its a lot of legs, a lot of limbs. Jimmy you can just yeah. You can just fly. Thats cool thing that you i defy gravity. Jimmy heres another one of you. This is, like, you, like, kind of pole vaulting. Wait, maybe it goeses this way . Jimmy oh, yeah. There we go. [ laughter ] i told you i fly. Jimmy thats not fair. Yeah, yeah. Sorry about that. Anyway jimmy im so sorry about that. It does go that way. Yeah, youre right. I was thinking about this. I go, there must be some type of tricks to midair modeling. I mean, i dont know. I think its more just i dont know. I dont know. You just kind of jump in the air and do that. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no. Let me see here. I was wondering if maybe you can teach me your technique. Sure. Jimmy is that possible we do this tonight . Yes, well actually i saw gisele passed you her torch to teach you how to walk. So i feel like its only appropriate i help you with your modeling editorial skills, right . Jimmy thank you so much. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] we do this . You do it. Jimmy okay. Do you want to take off your okay, so, to get the perfect move, im going to take these off. Jimmy all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this will give us is a a better height. Jimmy yeah, actually yeah, yeah. Were almost now okay. Jimmy all right, now, this is we have two trampolines here. Yes. Jimmy now youre going to show me the first one here, you can go on that one. This first one. Okay. Jimmy because its nba season so were going to do something, like, for the playoffs, nba playoffs. You dunking a ball. This is kind of cheating, though, because, you know, as a a model, when youre on set, youre not going to have a a trampoline, jimmy. Jimmy i know that. Just so you know. [ laughter ] jimmy uh, try it with the trampoline. Okay. Jimmy and let me just see where it ends up for you. Okay, so jimmy 3, 2, 1. 3, 2, 1 . Jimmy 3, 2, 1, and then, give us a boing at the end. Vogue. [ cheers ] all right, all right, all right, ready . Here we go. [ drumroll ] 3, 2, 1. Vogue [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my god yes jimmy did you see that . Can we see a that is gorgeous. [ cheers ] okay jimmy oh, my god. All right all right jimmy karlie, all right, youre awesome. You showed me this. Im not that good. I cant even stand on a a trampoline, all right. You got this. Jimmy so the basketball hoop is here. Its here. Jimmy yup, okay, good. Okay, ready . All right, go. Jimmy all right. So, here we go. So, 3, 2, 1. [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause ] how did you do . Jimmy not bad. Not bad, right . You cant tell im holding a a basketball, but it doesnt matter. Okay. Now, im going to give you a a little critique. Jimmy yes, yes. Because as a model, you want to theres two things that matter. Light, so you want to find your light. Jimmy of course. And you want to find your lens. So find your camera. Jimmy yes, thats my camera. And find your light. Jimmy thats my light. Now get on your trampoline. [ laughter ] oh, should we do one . Jimmy well do one, but here we go. Okay. Jimmy its graduation time. We can do a graduation one here. You have a cap. I get a cap. Thank you. Jimmy we can both do it. We can both do it at the same time. Were graduating from coding. Jimmy yes, from coding class, exactly. [ laughter ] lets get in the background, here. I think i have my hat on wrong. Let me see it. Jimmy is that possible . Here you go, like that. Okay, there you go. Jimmy tip my giant hat. You got to model your accessory. [ laughter ] jimmy here. Im not a very graceful model. Okay. Jimmy so, now, what do we do . Were going to find our camera, find our light, and 3, 2, 1, then, boing . 3, 2, 1, vogue. Jimmy vogue, im sorry. 3, 2, 1, vogue. [ laughter ] jimmy thats right. [ laughter ] hey [ cheers and applause ] watch it watch it, buddy have that gentleman removed. [ laughter ] no 3, 2, 1, boing. Vogue. Jimmy 3, 2, 1, vogue, of course. [ light laughter ] im so sorry. All right, here we go. Okay, ready . Jimmy ready, yes. Here we go. Okay. Jimmy 3, 2, 1, vogue. [ cheers and applause ] youre a better model jimmy i learned from the best i learned from the best karlie kloss, everybody [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with a a performance from anderson. Paak and the Free Nationals featuring t. I. Karlie kloss [ cheers and applause ] weve got road closures, interstate closures, major delays. [sigh] i wish i had a president ial escort. 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Our musical guest released his critically acclaimed breakout album malibu earlier this year. Performing come down, give it up for anderson. Paak and the Free Nationals featuring t. I. , everybody. [ cheers and applause ] what the hell are you doing . Think got me high new york city [ cheers and applause ] got me high you got me high tell me how hey well thats exactly what a came for you doin shots from afar im a meet you at your front door uh, so hard to be doing what you really meant for beauty but dont i make it look easy dont i make it look good now you drank up all my liquor come on what im posed to do now and you talkin all that now come on you gonna have to back it up if i get too high now sugar come on i might never come down you know i might never come down let me get down you might not never come down now wanna get down come on come on you might not never come down nah wanna get down you may never ever come down it took too long to get this high off the ground dont run, just stay awhile cant beat it cant beat it cant beat it cant beat it with the big bad door cant see her with this pitch black gucci frames on let me take these off let me get the full scope hold up huh full screen hd let me take another picture let me pull it to the preshow wow cool beans cool beans thats a whole lot of reefer let me help you with the preroll now you drank up all my liquor come on what im posed to do now and you talkin all that now come on you gonna have to back it up if i get too high now sugar come on i might never come down you know i might never come down let me get down you might not never come down now now wanna get down come on come on you might not never come down now now wanna get down hand up you may never ever come down it took too long to get this high off the ground dont run just stay awhile you may never ever come down it took too long to get this high off the ground dont run just stay awhile baby my baby with her raybans the bentley truck you can paint it a small village you can save it but youd rather take bankrupt to rodeo you let her raid it go tell em hell no middle finger look over dead bros stickin to the real like its velcro what other can sell blow live a lesson from the tequila girl you getting elbowed getting high never come down cant live it down if you run it down soon as it drives im gonna run the town i fantasize getting drunk now a shot for every black man who got gunned down let the polices with no they front ground when we protest they tell us pipe down trip on it might drown because you want to make it black you actin with a black life make them suckas act right now you drank up all my liquor come on what im posed to do now and you talkin all that now come on you gonna have to back it up if i get too high now sugar come on i might never come down you know i might never come down let me get down you might not never come down now let me come down you might not never come down [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on come on thats how you do it [ cheers and applause ] look at that. Standing ovation. Anderson. Paak and the Free Nationals, t. I. Paak Anderson on tour now. Well be right back, everybody got a standing ovation baby. [ cheers and applause ] maybe almond breeze tastes so good because its the only almondmilk made with california blue diamond almonds. But if you ask our almond growers. Theres no maybe about it. Almond breeze. The best almonds make the best almondmilk. Proud sponsor of usa volleyball. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to adam sandler, karlie kloss, anderson. Paak and the Free Nationals, t. I. the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] all the men and women of the u. S. Military, thank you so much [ cheers and applause ] you know i love you respect stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight ed oneill. Host of the amber rose show, amber rose. Magician justin flom. Featuring the 8g band with john tempesta. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] oh, that is very good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Donald trump at a recent rally asked audience members who they thought should be his running mate. Chris christie yelled exactly one person. [ laughter ]

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