Questlove 491 woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey enjoy yourselves welcome welcome have a good time looking good please, hot crowd tonight hot crowd theyre ready for the weekend [ cheers and applause ] have fun thank you, roots welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show i am your host, jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] im in a good mood im in a great mood tonight. I want to say happy fathers day to all the dads out there. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy actually, this sunday is fathers day. Its also game 7 of the nba finals [ cheers ] the final round of the u. S. Open, and a new episode of game of thrones. [ cheers and applause ] kids were like, were gonna spend the whole day bringing you beers, arent we . And you go, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and this is nice. I saw that Mark Zuckerberg is celebrating his first fathers day this sunday. Mark can be one dad whos actually excited to get a a boring sweatshirt and a a mousepad. [ laughter and applause ] and this is sweet. I saw in a video for fathers day that the children of nfl players drew brees and Antonio Brown list a bunch of things they like about their dads. Did you see that . Yeah. Jimmy it was cute, yeah. Well, tom bradys kids just complained about him deflating their bounce house. And they go steve what . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats not steve what . Jimmy theres no proof. Theres no proof that that happened. Theres no proof of it. Of course, the big sports story is the nba finals. Last nights, the cavs beat the warriors to tie the series at three games a piece. [ cheers and applause ] this is exciting. Exciting, and steph currys team is really frustrated. In fact, he got ejected he got ejected, and he got mad and threw his mouth guard into the crowd and actually hit a guy. [ laughter ] curry later said he was sorry. Then the guys was like, sorry . After i sell this on ebay, ill never have to work again. This is [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you. Then steph currys mom was like, you better find it and wash it off because were not buying you another one. [ laughter and applause ] i mean. Do you hear me young man . Do you hear me young man . Enough a little celebrity news, here. I read that some male celebrities, like kanye west and justin bieber, are wearing ripped jeans that cost up to 900. [ crowd ohs ] or as dads with only one old pair of jeans put it, well, look whos just as cool as kanye bieber. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] kanye bieber. Oh, i thought this was pretty strange, here. I read that a German Company has just released a line of star warsthemed perfume. I dont know. I mean, what kind of woman would want a star warsthemed perfume . [ laughs maniacally ] [ laughter ] oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ applause ] [ laughter ] uh, i dont know what to make of this. A naked restaurant is opening in japan next month, but apparently, its banning customers who are overweight, over 60, or have tattoos. [ crowd ohs ] yeah, they said the last thing they want at their naked restaurant is a bunch of weirdos. [ laughter and applause ] the naked restaurant. Steve lets go. Jimmy speaking of weirdos, a group of animal researchers just published a paper that claims theyve discovered a new mating position for frogs. [ laughter ] they knew they were about to discover new mating positions for frogs when they saw this. Girl girl yeah oh girl i need you girl [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm steve mmm jimmy and finally, since this week seemed like it had more than its fair share of bad news, we here at the tonight show thought it might help to hear some really good news. So we asked real news anchors from all around the country to read stories that we wish were true, stories that make us feel happy. Ill show you what i mean in tonights installment of ive got good news and good news. [ cheers and applause ] a Record Number of drivers have been pulled over this month, to be told their driving is fantastic. [ laughter ] keep up the great driving, america. [ laughter ] there was a robbery downtown earlier this afternoon wait. Im sorry. I read that wrong. It says, theres free pizza for anyone who wants it, and its delicious. [ laughter ] a new medical study finds that the older you get, the better your tramp stamp looks. [ laughter ] republicans and democrats have signed a new law that requires all of your facebook friends to be doing slightly worse than you. [ laughter ] not too bad, just enough so that youre doing the best. [ laughter ] way to go, tiger. This just in, you didnt leave your wallet in the bar where you were drunk last night. Its been in your jacket pocket the whole time. [ laughter ] and finally, tonight, youre a good person. Seriously, i know you have your doubts sometimes, but everyone in the world was just talking it over, and we unanimously agreed youre the best. Jimmy there you go. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] guys, welcome to the show tonight. Come back again next week. On monday, blake lively will be here. Im very excited. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, i love blake lively jimmy her movie looks good. Did you see the trailer for her new movie, the shallows . Steve the shallows . Jimmy yes. Did you guys see this . Yes. Yeah. Jimmy its a shark movie. Did you see this . Oh, yeah. Youre gonna freak out. So, its a shark movie. Shes like, shes like, mom, i found that secret place where you told me about, that would be so special to surf or Something Like that. And shes so she goes to this beach, like, in the middle of nowhere with these two other surfer dudes. And theyre surfing, and this one goes, like, hey he gets eaten by a shark. [ laughter ] so shes like, oh, my gosh she just yells to the other guy. Shes like, theres a shark theres a shark and the guys like, what . [ laughter ] and shes like, theres a a shark and then he gets eaten by a a shark. Theres, like, four sharks going around. So, she swims over to this rock. Shes maybe a hundred feet from the shore, gets on top of the rock, and theres, like, five sharks going back and forth. So, shes safe, right . The tides rolling in. Steve whoa. [ laughter ] jimmy theres not gonna be rock. Oh, man [ laughter ] whoohoo hoo hoo steve whoo jimmy wow im excited about that. [ laughter ] whoa, man i dont know what shes gonna do. [ laughter ] it was blake lively. Will be here. Were gonna play a game of know it all, which is a good game. Yeah. Plus, we have our pal. Luke wilson is coming. [ cheers and applause ] hes fantastic in the new Cameron Crowe show, roadies. And we got music from mumford sons and baaba maal, everybody. Thats gonna be good. [ cheers and applause ] then, later next week, we have julia louisdreyfus. We have gordon ramsay, will forte, and nfl superstar j. J. Watt will all be dropping by. You dont want to miss it. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a great show tonight. Hes one of the best dudes ever. We were just laughing. Hes got one of the best laughs in the business. Hes the writer, director, and star man, he works hard of the netflix movie, special correspondents. The hilarious Ricky Gervais is joining us tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it doesnt stop. Steve no, you cant stop us. Jimmy its a funny, funny show tonight with funny human beings because this guy, from the Emmy Awardwinning show, the very funny tony hale is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes amazing i cant wait to talk to tony hale. And we have standup from one of my alltime favorite comedians. Her is the greatest. Brian regan is here tonight steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy funny funny, funny, funny, funny, funny show questlove hes doing a a show. Jimmy brian regan, i love him. Guys, as you know, fathers day is this sunday. So, a couple of weeks ago, we wrote an original rap in honor of fathers day. And we asked all the dads out there to learn the lyrics, and then videotape themselves rapping it as best as they can. We got tons of great submissions, so thank you for those. We took our favorites, put them together, and made a music video. So, please enjoy the premiere of our fathers day dad rap. Here we go. Happy fathers day yo yeah yeah its bout time to show some love to who you call daddy you see me out there on the course playing golf badly doing my daddy dance in saggy pants as pops im known for wearing short shorts and rocking black socks with sandals beer belly love handles whos dear old dad ill give a few examples im telling real important stories but nobodys listening my main interests are football bowling and fishing in the summertime i never care what you all be doing pardon me for showing plumbers crack im barbecuing or hiding out in the bathroom on the ipad i say i missed you kids all i get is hi dad my new balance are gray i might casually say id be a star if i didnt throw my talents away overall im your father so show me some respect and with my fathers day gift you better come correct i feel like peace and quiets better than another tie you say you love me okay fine i love you too goodbye i feel like peace and quiet are better for another day the screen went out, catherine. [ laughs ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the screen went out, catherine. Steve oh, catherine. Jimmy he was going for it, then he was like [ sighs ] the screen went out, catherine. [ laughter ] thanks to all the dads who helped us out with that, and happy fathers day. Well be right back with thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] dove men care. The strength test. Like leather, skin is stronger when its hydrated. Thats why dove men care bodywash has a unique hydrating formula to leave skin healthier and stronger. Take on the unexpected with a car that could stop for you. Nissan safety shield technologies, available in the altima, sentra and maxima. whistle now go left, left, left, left. Run to old navy for activewear from 5. 00 and up to 50 off the entire store. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back everybody. Welcome back. Guys, today is friday and thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. I usually check my inbox, i return some emails. [ cheers and applause ] and of course, i send out thank you notes. And i was running a a bit behind. [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the best. We dont have time. Jimmy yeah, we do. We have it, we have it. James, can i get some thank you note first of all, happy fathers day james. Love you, james. [ laughter ] james, can i get some steve hes about to become a father again. Jimmy can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ laughter ] flirty. Steve hes a sly little dog. [ light laughter ] jimmy flirty. Steve hes got a little twinkle in his eye. [ laughter ] jimmy flirty dude. Steve flirty james, yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, Queen Elizabeth for turning 90 years old. Thus bringing you one year closer to be being able to shop at your favorite store, forever 91. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats a great quote. I love that. Steve i lived there. Jimmy thank you, buying a a new tv, for making me pretend i know what im talking about while a best buy employee pretends he knows what hes talking about. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] want to get that . Steve you got to get the monster cables with this one. Jimmy first you got to, what . Steve you got to get the monster cables if youre going to get the tv. Jimmy whoa, whoa, whoa. This tv comes with 4k. Steve what about 3d 4k hdvds . [ light laughter ] jimmy you get this tv. [ light laughter ] you hang it in your wall. Steve yeah. Jimmy and youre gonna think youre looking at a tv. [ laughter ] steve its gonna look so like a tv, so realistic, colors red, green. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Steve blue. Jimmy but what else can i do . Steve yellow. Jimmy you got bluray dvd . [ light laughter ] steve you ever see frozen on dvd bluray . [ laughter ] youd never seen frozen on dvd . Oh, my god. Jimmy oh my god. Steve its like the snowmans right in the tv in front of you. In your freaking face. Elsas right in your freaking face. [ laughter ] let her go to you. Jimmy hey, calm down buddy. Hey, come on now. [ laughter ] what can i get you . Steve i dont work here, but can i get you anything else . [ light laughter ] jimmy you want the 8k tv . [ light laughter ] thats the future. Future. Huge. That thing is huge. You know how much it is . With discount. Jimmy you kidding me . Discount, 40 off. 40 off. [ laughter ] 18,000. [ laughter ] you gotta be, i see the 8k go, you got to be [ bleep ] kidding me. [ laughter ] 4k. You gotta be 4k kidding me. [ laughter ] 8k. [ light laughter ] you want the Service Agreement as an extra fee . [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy its easier to break in half. This aint going to break on you. Jimmy it will break on your way to the car. Its a piece of crap. Youre gonna want this service. Trust me on this one. Jimmy wait, wait. You just sold me this. Im just saying, this thing is awful. In case i break into your house and smash your teeth in. [ laughter ] you paid for it. Jimmy what is your problem, man . Love the show. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you very much. Yeah. I mean i really love it. [ laughter ] happy fathers day. [ laughter ] jimmy hey, youre finally in the store . We already bought everything, yeah. [ light laughter ] yeah. All right, later man. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah. Ill see you later. I dont need any more. I can carry that to your car. Ill break it on the way out. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont want you to break it on the way out. Let it go, let it go. [ laughter ] jimmy i havent seen frozen. Get out of here. [ cheers and applause ] its like tom waits doing frozen. [ light laughter ] let it go let it go dont hold back anymore [ light laughter ] thank you, 40 ounce beers for being great if you want an ice cold beer. But only for the first 10 minutes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve quick, drink it fast. Drink it fast. Jimmy drink it really fast. Thank you, revolving doors, for making angry exits impossible. [ laughter ] im out of here, okay . [ cheers and applause ] youll never see me again [ cheers and applause ] youre a loser someone push on my other way. Steve i hate you forever. [ laughter ] jimmy ill never forget what you did to me [ laughter ] dont even look at me, jared [ light laughter ] theres another door. Jimmy thank you, the phrase its my way or the highway, for letting me know that disagreeing with you is actually faster than doing it your way. [ laughter ] steve ill take the highway. [ applause ] jimmy ill take the highway. [ light laughter ] thank you, yawning, for being the perfect time to feed your friend a twinkie. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve delicious. Its a living. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i know, its a living. Yeah, yeah. Flintstones fans out there. [ light laughter ] steve its a living. Jimmy its a pterodactyl with like, his beak would play the record. Yeah. Jimmy his beak would play the records and then hes look like, its a living. [ laughter ] steve or the monkey with the instant camera who would chisel the picture. [ laughter ] its a living. [ laughter ] be a pterodactyl that fed their friends twinkies. Jimmy thank you, walking to work, for being healthy way to switch things up by showing up late and looking gross. [ laughter ] those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with Ricky Gervais [ cheers and applause ] nd applause ] have to do with chemistry . This isnt advanced figure drawing . Down the hall. You mind if i borrow some of your cologne . Confulish. Confused and foolish. Hunger keeps inventing new problems, so we invented new snickers crisper. I have an orcogram we for an owen. E. Thats me. You should hire stacy drew. She wants to change the world with you. She can program jet engines to talk and such. Her biggest weakness is she cares too much. Thank you. My friend really wants a job at ge. Mine too. Im a wise elf from a far off shire. And sanjay patel is who you should hire. Thank you. Seriously though, stacy went to a great school and shes really loyal. You should give her a shot. Sanjays a team player and uh. Right now we need fighters to fight. End. And pancakes to eat. Dennys red, white and blue slam is here and so is Independence Day resurgence. Dennys. Welcome to americas diner. In theaters, june 24th [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an emmy and golden globe Award Winning actor who wrote, directed and stars in the movie special correspondants, which is available now exclusively on netflix. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Ricky Gervais. [ cheers and applause ] this is fantastic. We love having you here and they love it when youre here. Great to be here. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, wow. Jimmy thank you for being here. Do you live here or did you fly in for this . Ive got a place here and in london. I travel back and forth. Im flying all the time. Jimmy you are. Its no trouble. Its nice to be here. [ light laughter ] you know. Jimmy i know, i meant thank you so much if you did fly in. Thank you so much. Yes, i did. I did fly in. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you. Well, i appreciate it. The boat takes way too long. Jimmy no, im not saying thats the option. But, i didnt know if you were just here or what. I mean no. I came here especially for you. Jimmy was it a nice flight . Did you enjoy it . It was a lovely flight. Well, yeah. [ light laughter ] no, no. It is a nice flight. I mean, it doesnt get any better, you know . I travel first class, netflix. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Im taking them for everything theyve got. Theyre so rich, its ridiculous. [ light laughter ] so i travel i still moan, you know. Jimmy whats there to complain about . Well, i dont know. Its like, the best seats when someone else is paying, obviously. I mean, i pay first class when i go if someone isnt paying. But i just dont let my girlfriend sit with me. Shes in coach. [ laughter ] you know. Jimmy that makes sense. Its 10 grand. I love her, but 10 grand, you know . So you know, so we sit at the front. Not the very front, thats the pilots seat. [ light laughter ] but we sit at the front, right . Jimmy okay, yeah, of course. I was on that plane. But this is how spoiled i am, all right . Were on a flight a few weeks ago, and you get on and they come up with champagne straight away. Its beautiful seats and all that. The nuts and they said, were not handing out nuts today, because theres a a passenger on board with a a very serious nut allergy. And even other people eating nuts would kill her, right . So i should think i said, oh of course, fine. But in my head, im thinking, why is that my problem . [ laughter ] jimmy no, no. No, no, no. No, i know, i know this person would die. [ laughter ] but im thinking, i never wanted to eat nuts more. Its like, she was infringing on my right. [ laughter ] i would have gone but i knew she was going to blow up like a a big frog or something. So, i was thinking, right, next time im taking my own nuts. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, you cant do that. No, i didnt. I know, im not going to, because i realized that if i knew there was someone there and i was eating nuts and then the poor woman sort of blew up and exploded like a big frog, theyd go, it was his fault. He was eating nuts. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. So what i do now is, when im flying that day, i have a a shower and i rub myself down in nuts. [ laughter ] so they wont know its my fault. Jimmy what are you talking about . So then, he goes, oh im dying. Ill go in, oh my god, whos been eating nuts . [ laughter ] and they wont know its my fault. Its my right to eat nuts. [ laughter ] jimmy i was confused because you said at first class they give you everything, they give you champagne, they give you the nuts and you did that. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] its a very special service. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know what that meant. That is a very very special exactly. Yeah. Jimmy you got a little tough on that, huh . Were not handing out nuts today, were feeling nuts. [ laughter ] jimmy i gotta say, i was excited today. I want to say, it was released today because i saw it today. The trailer for david brent, life on the road. Yeah. Jimmy you did a movie about david brent. Yeah. Ive done a movie. Its coming to netflix next february. Its in cinemas in england in the autumn, and it comes to netflix next february. Jimmy im so excited about this. Im excited about it. Jimmy any fans of the office, i wish i could see it again for the first time because i remember turning it on to everybody i could. Like, have you seen this guy . I didnt know. I was like, Ricky Gervais this guy is brilliant in the office and i just watched it. And they said, no, steve carell will be better. And he was. [ laughter ] and he was. Jimmy special coorespondants. Last time you were here, we talked about this is on netflix right now. Its a great movie. But you wrote it, you directed it and you starred in it. Yeah. Jimmy thats a lot of work. Three times the pay. [ laughter ] jimmy thats not true. No its not, no. Jimmy now its eligible for an emmy, which is an emmy award. [ cheers and applause ] so congratulations. So you get these different campaigns that people if their stuff is coming out and people want to get nominated for an emmy award. Yeah. Jimmy and i thought they do big billboards. They go, i like jimmy yeah, and you didnt do any billboards. No, i couldnt be bothered so i just i tweeted my cat saying, vote for my dad. [ light laughter ] jimmy vote for my dad. Emmys 2016, do it. This is my emmy campaign. Jimmy whats your cats name . Jimmy thats ollie right there. And everybody who saw it started tweeting pictures of their pets. I know. Jimmy saying, go ricky. Vote for ricky. Exactly, yeah. But it doesnt matter because ive been nominated 22 times and i think they just wind me up. I get there and they go, youre great, youre nominated. Im gonna go, nah, you didnt win. [ laughter ] its just like a ive only won twice out of the 22. In fact, last year, i handed your next guest an emmy. Jimmy yeah. So maybe its my turn. Maybe he can hand me one this year. How about that . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy everybody wins. Everybody wins at the tonight show. Yeah, were all winners. Jimmy we were talking last time you were here. Because i was saying eric bana is in the movie with you. Yeah. Jimmy hes fantastic in it. Hes got a cool accent. Like a new york accent. Yeah, hes australian really. Yeah. Jimmy in real life. Hes australian. Yeah. Jimmy you are in the movie and kelly macdonald, shes scottish and did an american accent. Jimmy thats right. Shes fantastic. She did an american accent. Yeah. Jimmy yet you were in the film. Yeah. Jimmy youre from the uk. Yeah. Jimmy and you didnt change your accent at all. No, the reason i i dont do accents. Its not that i cant, its just that i cant be bothered. Im a brilliant impressionist. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] brilliant. Go on, ill do any impression. You start jimmy i dont want to put you on the spot. You wouldnt be putting me on the spot. Im a genius. [ laughter ] [ applause ] im the best. Its just that i dont want to do it. I dont want to. You see those things on youtube when people do 20 impressions in 20 seconds. Jimmy okay, yeah. I could do that. Id beat that record. Id do it better than them, as well. I can break the record if i, want to. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy do we have a a stopwatch to keep time . Ive got to have heard of them, though. It cant be your mate, jeff, right . Its got to be a famous jimmy no, of course. Famous people, yeah. Right. Jimmy tell me when 60 seconds is over or 20 seconds. Yeah. Jimmy lets do 30 seconds. Okay. Jimmy most impressions in 30 seconds. Okay. Jimmy ill just name names. Ready . Yeah. Jimmy start the clock. Robert deniro. Oh, youre looking at me . [ laughter ] jimmy stop the timer. Stop the timer. What . That was good. [ laughter ] [ buzzing ] jimmy stop the timer. Try it again. Im going to let you start again. No. Jimmy oh, youre looking at me . Thats what he says. That is what deniro says. Jimmy you talking to me . Oh, you look at i cant see anyone else here. [ laughter ] that is a brilliant deniro. Jimmy all right, get the clock going again. Okay. Jimmy and ill do it again. Okay. Jimmy ready. Clock again. Robert deniro. Oh, are you looking at me . [ laughter ] jimmy all right, arnold schwarzenegger. Ill be back. [ laughter ] Jimmy Winston churchill. Fight them on beaches, i will. Jimmy kim kardashian. Oh, look at these. Jimmy all right, all right. Bill clinton. Oh, go and get that dress. Jimmy all right, all right, all right. Christopher walken. I shoved a clock up me ass. [ laughter ] jimmy jack nicholson. Oh [ laughter ] jimmy clint eastwood. Im not that bad. [ laughter ] do you feel lucky, punk . Do you . [ light laughter ] jimmy oprah winfrey. Everyones got a car. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy al pacino. Hoowa. Jimmy stop the clock. That set a world record. [ cheers and applause ] a world record. Ricky gervais. Special correspondents is available now exclusively on netflix. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with tony hale, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] man oh, looks like we missed most of the show. woman and theres no way to restart it. jon bon jovi with directv there is. 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The captivating lexus rc, with available 306 horsepower. This is the pursuit of perfection. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a twotime emmy Award Winning actor for his role on the hit show veep which airs sunday nights at 10 30 p. M. On hbo. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome tony hale [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tony hale. You are funny, funny, funny, funny man. Do you have a fat pole . Jimmy welcome. Welcome back. To jimmy sorry, come on. Please. No, please. Jimmy no. This no, please dont. You like this . Jimmy i enjoy that beard. Thank you. Jimmy its a very whats going on with the beard . Well i play such emasculated characters on my show that i just needed some testosterone. Jimmy you get it. Yeah. [ laughter ] its not working, is it. Jimmy no its totally working. Please. Congrats on everything. Thank you man. Jimmy last time i saw you, you just won emmys for your role on veep. Yeah, so crazy. Jimmy i just root for you and i love you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy ive known you for a a while. Man, oh, man. So nuts. Jimmy the funniest on there. Here in fact heres you and losing yeah. Jimmy what a loser, yeah. Ricky gervais. [ laughter ] well i would say, if anybody deserves an emmy, its that guy. Jimmy yeah. I mean, he is so, so talented. And when they called my name i was kind of in a state of shock. And then im such a big fan. I kind of want to do a state of paralysis seeing him, cause i just love him so much. So this, like, catches me gazing into his eyes. Just looking at [ laughter ] just looking for comfort. Jimmy hes a funny, funny human being, but so are you. But then heres you doing your acceptance speech. Oh, god. Okay look at this picture. Jimmy what do you mean . Okay, heres the thing. Okay, do you ever like, look in the like when youre going to some place nice and you look in the mirror and youre like, i look good. I look good. [ laughter ] and then you see a picture like that. And youre like, oh, my god. [ laughter ] jimmy; what are you talking about . [ applause ] no heres the thing. This can only mean that i think im way more attractive than i actually am. [ laughter ] jimmy but i tell youre totally attractive. Youre a good looking guy. Thank you jimmy. Jimmy look at that. [ cheers and applause ] come on. Feels good and we love you and its a great speech my wife loves me. Jimmy and its good your wife loves you. My wife at least loves me. Jimmy how old is the baby . Shes 10. Jimmy no. Shes 10 and you have two. Jimmy yeah. Happy fathers day. Jimmy thank you, and happy fathers day to you. Thank you. Jimmy 10yearsold. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you, shes 10. Its really sweet. On fathers day, she she loves to cook. And she loves watching these really, really fancy cooking shows. So shes going to cook for us on sunday. But i remember jimmy she watches tv cooking shows . Really, really, like that i was actually talking about this this morning. Jimmy anna gardner. Yeah, anna gardner. Jimmy fantastic. Barefoot contessa. Barefoot contessa. Youre on it, jimmy. Jimmy oh, yeah. [ laughter ] but she, she was making me oh no, im sorry, i was making her mac n cheese once and shes eating it and she goes, does this have truffle oil . [ laughter ] i was like, no, its from a a box. And its fake cheese. [ laughter ] fake cheese. Jimmy its fake cheese. Not even real cheese. Yeah, absolutely. Well, shell cook and then well watch a movie. And actually, the past two fathers days we watched frozen so we dont have to do that. Jimmy frozen, oh, boy, oh, boy. [ light laughter ] that movie stresses me out. Jimmy movie fro frozen on dvd. Frozen. Jimmy frozen baby. I love frozen. Jimmy frozen on dvd bluray. Heres the thing, thats come on. Jimmy ive never seen frozen. Ive seen the first wait, youve never seen it . Jimmy no, well my kids are only three and, but ive seen kind of half of it, but it seems fantastic. Okay, it is fantastic. And the music is fantastic. But as a father, let me just break this down for you. Jimmy yeah, okay. What is frozen . I know okay, okay. Well theres two little sweet little sisters, elsa and anna, you know, sweet and it starts off, you kind of see them playing. One of them has magic powers. Jimmy great. Yeah, and then they, you know, throw snowballs because of her power. Jimmy ive seen this. Adorable. Jimmy do you want to build a snowman. Yes, and then elsa zaps her sister into a coma. [ laughter ] thats a lot. Jimmy okay. I didnt see that part. [ laughter ] okay, yeah, and then okay so thats traumatic, but then she gets fine, and then elsa secludes herself in her room for almost two decades. [ laughter ] doesnt see anybody. Awful. And then, okay, then the other sister, anna, is like just asking, will you just build a a snowman with me. Jimmy still. Which is so sad. Oh, and did i mention, the parents have died in a boating accident. [ laughter ] jimmy a boating accident. As a father, i dont know, its just a lot to watch. Jimmy no, yeah, no. Its a lot to watch. Jimmy so stick with the Cooking Channel. Stick with the Cooking Channel but, i mean, its such a great movie. But you think about it. Its an intense story. Jimmy go stick with barefoot contessa. Thats good. Yeah. And put some truffle oil on it. Veep, congrats in this. Youre up you just got picked up for a sixth season. We did. Jimmy thats good. Thats incredible. [ cheers and applause ] im so happy because i love, i love you, i love julia louisdreyfus. Oh, shes the best. Jimmy and both of you guys together, it is just nonstop. Its prefect. And you know what, shes number one on the call sheet so shes the star of the show. And whoevers whoevers the star of the show sets the tone and like you and her, just being cool. That makes a massive, massive difference. Jimmy oh, she is the greatest. Massive difference. Jimmy but what a perfect climate for a political comedy. Yeah, i mean, well theres no, i was kind of worried it wouldnt last because theres kind of a a political comedy happening on cnn right now so [ laughter ] we jimmy this is its it might not need go any further with veep. [ laughter ] jimmy its fantastic. I want to show everyone a clip with you in veep. If you havent seen tony hale in veep take a look at this. Lord god, please, ease my mothers pain. Yes, lord. Yes, lord. Ease her passing. Ease it all. Ease it down the the, lord, let her daughter, thy humble servant, be the first woman elected president of the united states. Please, this is so much to bear. It is, lord, it is. Hear my prayer. Hear her prayer. Lift me up. I mean actually lift me up because my heel is stuck. Yeah, i got it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tony hale, veep airs sunday nights at 10 30 p. M. On hbo. Brian regan performs standup for us after the break. 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A big yes to this. What makes a lipton meal . What you bring to it. And the refreshing taste of lipton iced tea. Lipton. Be more tea. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i am so excited for my next guest. He is one of the greatest comedians to see live. And we are lucky to have him here tonight. Hell be at the just for laughs comedy festival in montreal at theater maisonnoove july 30th. Please welcome brian regan [ cheers and applause ] thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thats very nice. Thank you very much. So ive been enjoying the basketball and hockey championships. But i have not been enjoying the Postgame Press conferences. [ laughter ] for some reason, they still have not learned that you need to put a microphone on the people asking the questions. [ laughter ] they have a table. They got the coach or the athlete sitting there behind a a microphone. So they know about microphones. [ laughter ] youre at home watching this. [ unintelligible ] thats an adjustment we felt we needed to make. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ unintelligible ] ah, three, maybe four. [ laughter and applause ] [ unintelligible ] definitely. [ applause ] what the hells happening . [ cheers and applause ] so if i was the athlete, i would just answer ridiculous stuff. [ laughter ] nobody knows whats happening anyway. You know . [ unintelligible ] probably pterodactyls. [ laughter ] they do this at police press conferences. When you need to know whats happening. Because somethings going down. [ laughter ] they got the police chief. Hes got the badge on. Youre at home. Whats happening . And youre watching this. [ unintelligible ] at this point, we dont know how many escaped convicts there are. [ laughter and applause ] [ unintelligible ] nun chucks and flame throwers. [ laughter ] [ unintelligible ] yes, thats the neighborhood we think theyre hiding in. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so as far as sports, man, theres a lot of controversy about Team Nicknames and mascots and stuff. I was in atlanta. At an Atlanta Braves baseball game. It was very weird. Everybody in the stands was going. [ laughter ] bunch of white people eating cotton candy. [ laughter ] give me a lemonade pink lemonade and some more cracker jacks should we be doing this . Feels inappropriate somehow. [ laughter ] i dont think they meant anything by it. But same thing when i was in st. Louis at the cardinals game, you know, there fans are going. [ whistling ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i dont think they meant anything by that. [ laughter ] i dont know. What do i know. So these players, they got to be good on the field and off the field these days right . I mean, their behavior is scrutinized very closely. And i think a lot of that was underscored. A few years ago when michael vick got caught doing stuff with the dogs. You know, everybody was angry. I was angry. So i thought, well what can i do to show how i feel about this . So i held in my neighborhood a a be nice to animals pig roast. [ laughter ] all right, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i didnt want to leave you hanging. Come on more with brian regan come over here buddy. Brian regan [ cheers and applause ] jimmy more with brian regan when we get back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] lause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy brian regan right here, brian regan. Thank you so much. Thank you. Jimmy you left it this was my favorite delivery. I just love, like, oh, oh, about three, maybe four. [ laughter ] i always find myself trying not to take your style because its such a great delivery, but clearly, youre a big fan of sports. Yeah. Jimmy whats your favorite part of watching the games . Well, you know, i was talking about the press conferences. I hate when these Sports Reporters force answers on players, you know. Its like, are you dedicating this game to your dying grandmother . [ laughter ] i guess now i am. [ laughter and applause ] i didnt even know she was sick. [ laughter ] you know whats interesting, too, the winning team always gives the losing team a lot of credit. You got to give them a lot of credit. [ laughter ] they came to play. They got a good team over there. [ laughter ] they should hold their heads up high. If we went perfect, i dont know if we would have won the game. [ laughter and applause ] they got a good squad. They got a good system. Got to give them a lot of credit. [ laughter ] i always wondered if that news ever gets to the losers locker room, you know . Like, they run over, great news, fellas [ laughter ] i just came from the winners locker room i am not making this up they are giving you a lot of credit [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah, i was just there jimmy oh, my god. I got here as quickly as i could [ laughter ] but it was hard with the balloons and the confetti and all the champagne in my eyes. I was bouncing off walls. Youre getting a lot of credit for their championship [ laughter ] and theyre inviting all of you to come over and kiss their ring [ laughter and applause ] jimmy brian regan, everybody, hes the best. [ cheers and applause ] for more dates and more information, check out brianregan. Com. Hes the coolest. My thank you to Ricky Gervais, tony hale, brian regan once again [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight emilia clarke. From saturday night live, comedian darrell hammond. From dc comics, writer geoff johns. Featuring the 8g band with tim alexander. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. Very good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Bernie sanders today campaigned in california just a few miles from disneyland. Either that or grumpy was on a lunch break. [ laughter ]