Roots crew. Questlove 469, dallas steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, welcome. Thats the energy. Thats the love. Thats the energy. Thats the spirit that you get here. Heres what people are talking about. Of course the big story is still the election. And yesterday on good morning america, joe biden said that hes confident that Hillary Clinton will be the democratic nominee. Then he said, of course i also bet against the mighty ducks in all three movies, so what do i know . [ laughter and applause ] documentary. Actually, hillarys been having kind of a tough time lately. In fact, yesterday, she lost the West Virginia primary, which came as a surprise since she won there in 2008. Of course, West Virginias coal country. And i cant imagine what she could have said to lose their vote. [ laughter ] because were going to put a a lot of coal miners and Coal Companies out of business, right, tim . [ laughter ] jimmy tim was like, hey, dont bring me into this. [ laughter ] coal miners are like, even we cant help you dig your way out of this one, lady, sorry. [ cheers and applause ] you did this. And ted cruz returned to the senate for the first time yesterday since dropping out of the election. But im not sure he understands exactly how dropping out works. Weve withdrawn from the campaign. And its in the hands of the voters. If circumstances change, we will always assess the changed circumstances. But i appreciate the eagerness and excitement of all the folks in the media to see me back in the ring. Jimmy oh. [ laughter ] no, youre not back. No. Ted cruz is like the exboyfriend who still hangs out with your parents even though you broke up five years ago. [ cheers and applause ] oh, youre home early. Just talking to your mom about what car i should buy. Youre friends with my parents still . Steve fixing your dads computer. Jimmy how was the party . It was good . [ laughter ] get this, sources claim that the drug lord, el chapo will be extradited from mexico to brooklyn next month. [ audience oohs ] which raises the question, if were bringing el chapo here, who exactly are we trying to keep out with that giant wall . [ laughter ] el chapo is the main [ cheers and applause ] oh, this isnt good. A video just came out where Queen Elizabeth is caught on camera referring to chinese officials as very rude. But rather than apologize for her remarks, Queen Elizabeth has just decided to just say how she really feels about a a whole bunch of stuff. Check out what else shes been saying. First she said, the minute i get home from a public appearance, i change into pajamas and an i woke up like dis sweatshirt. [ laughter and applause ] steve really . Jimmy i woke up like dis. Steve i woke up like dis. Jimmy dis. Yeah. Steve dis. Jimmy then she said, when i talk to prince philip, sometimes i just mouth the words so he thinks his hearing his worse than it really is. [ laughter and applause ] thats rude, thats mean, right . Steve thats hurtful. Jimmy and finally, she said, were screwed if england gets invaded, because our only knights are elton john and stephen hawking. [ laughter and applause ] thats true, they would be in trouble. [ cheers and applause ] did you see this . I read a canadian teenager claims that hes discovered the remains of a lost mayan city by using google maps. [ light laughter ] yeah, the city has all sorts of ancient structures. Including one pyramid, an altar and two radio shacks. [ applause ] steve really . Jimmy two of them. Steve theyre still open. Jimmy some business news, here. The gap just reported a decline in sales for its fifth straight quarter, and analysts are saying they might have to close over 100 stores. But look at the bright side, if theres one thing they know how to do at the gap, its fold. [ laughter and applause ] its what theyre great. Put the pants back, ill fold them, dont worry about it. Heres a local story, here. I read that a nature sanctuary in central park thats been closed since the 1930s just reopened. Yeah. Officials say it will be a new exciting place for new yorkers to find a body at the start of a law and order episode. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i was just jogging, officer. [ law and order chimes ] [ laughter ] well, this is pretty cool, here. Employees at a Dominos Pizza saved a customers life by checking in on him after they didnt hear from him because hes ordered pizza every day for ten years. [ light laughter ] no word on what was wrong with him, but [ laughter ] im guessing it had something to do with ordering a pizza every day for ten years. [ laugther and applause ] just doesnt sound i read that a town in texas just agreed to build a a 62 million stadium for its High School Football team. While the School Soccer team just got permission to buy a a ball. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, this made me laugh. A guy brought an unusual work of art on to antiques road show, where he got a very high appraisal. But things didnt quite work out. Take a look at this. Estimating its value is a a little difficult. I think in a retail setting, somebody might well ask in the area between 30,000 and 50,000 for this. What . I think its just its amazing. Just an amazing thing. No. Well, thats my opinion. The show believed the piece was from the late 19th or 20th century. Turns out it was actually made in an Oregon High School art class. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy wait. It got worse when the guy saw a a macaroni necklace and said, oh, my god, is that real . [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Thank you, guys. Thank you, roots. Its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, grammyaward winner drake will be here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes hosting saturday night live. Steve hilarious. Jimmy good dude. Plus, we have megyn kelly and music from meghan trainor. Steve whoa. Jimmy double megans. Steve double megans. [ cheers and applause ] then on friday, kit harington, rose byrne and Blake Shelton will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] were gonna do something fun with blake. And of course, thank you notes. Thats on friday. Its going to be good. But first, we have a fun show tonight. We always love when this woman pays us a visit. The gorgeous, the talented, Jada Pinkettsmith is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she is great in gotham. Steve yeah. Jimmy great. Jada and i are going to talk about her big return to the Television Show gotham. And then she and i are going to play a fun game of famous faceoff. Yeah, its a good game. Sweeping the nation. Steve it is. With a broom. Jimmy plus, hes a good friend of the show. I just love the guy. I have to ask him about this story about we had an oscar party. A tiny party. Not even a party. But we had a gathering at our apartment. My dog went to the bathroom on our floor. Steve sure. [ light laughter ] jimmy lets just leave it at that. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy its kind of a weird start. Ill let andy describe what happened. Hes the host of watch what happens live, andy cohen is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] love andy cohen. Love the guy. And we got great music from gallant, everybody. Look at this. [ cheers and applause ] yes. He was a giant, giant hit at sxsw. Now hes making his Television Debut with us tonight. It is some good, good music. [ cheers and applause ] mm, mm, mm. Thats the review. Like mm. Mm, mm, mm type of music. So i go, mm. Steve you all right . Jimmy mm. One time. Mm. Yeah. Close enough. Yeah. [ laughter ] like a twotime, like a like a mm. Want to hear a little bit of it . Weight in gold is the jam hes doing. Im pulling my weight in gold [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Steve its so hot. Jimmy dont touch it, its too hot. Gallant is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] dont touch it, dont touch it. Its too hot, its too hot. Give me three times. Ooh, its too hot. Guys, we are finishing up the [ laughter ] steve what are we finishing up . Jimmy whats that . Steve what are we finishing up . Jimmy what, you want it a a fourth time . Steve id love it. Jimmy can we get a four time with it . Its just too hot. You dont know where gallants going to pop up next. Steve wheres gallant . I dont know, where is he . Wheres gallant . Oh. Two times. Jimmy thats what im saying. You dont know. Guys. Were finishing up the second round of the nhl playoffs, where eight teams have been competing to win the stanley cup. And now after the playoffs, they give out awards like most valuable player. But they also give out awards during the playoffs. Sort of like the ones in High School Yearbooks like most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for the tonight show superlatives. Here we go. Tonight show superlatives jimmy our first player is patrick marleau. Hes a forward for the san jose sharks. He was voted most likely to be the love child of george w. Bush and robert de niro. [ laughter and applause ] steve little bit, little bit. Jimmy you talking to me . Our next player is the star left wing for the washington capitals, alex ovechkin. He was voted most likely to start rubbing two sticks together when you ask if he has a light. [ laughter and applause ] next up from the Tampa Bay Lightning is victor hedman. [ light laughter ] he was voted most likely to be every brad pitt movie character combined into one. [ laughter and applause ] just everybody. Everybody in one. Steve even benjamin button. Jimmy next from tampa bay is vladislav namestnikov. He was voted most likely to be the mother in a swedish horror movie. [ laughter and applause ] next up. Is that gooden toogen . Steve yeah gooden toogen. Swedish chef. Jimmy yeah. Next up from the Nashville Predators is carter hutton. [ laughter ] he was voted most likely to be getting a prostate exam at this exact moment. [ laughter and applause ] bad timing. Steve bad timing. Jimmy its poor timing. Steve you know what . Hes got a busy schedule. Hes got to fit stuff in. [ laughter ] jimmy two times jimmy next from the capitals is nate schmidt. He was voted most likely to puke rainbows when he opens his mouth. Thats not fair. That cant be steve that cant be true, can it . Jimmy that cant be true. Can we see that . Yeah he is. [ laughter ] reallife snapchat filter. Steve taste the rainbow. Jimmy next from st. Louis is kevin shattenkirk. He was voted most likely to be an andy kaufman character named hockey latka. [ laughter and applause ] steve i thought it was going to be something else. Jimmy no, no, no. [ laughter ] steve captains log. Jimmy next up [ laughter ] captain kirk. Captains log . Steve captains log. Brown. Shattenkirk. Jimmy talking about aliens like klingons around uranus or something . [ laughter ] star trek stuff. Steve star trek stuff. Jimmy next up from the dallas stars is alex goligoski. He was voted most likely to stare at his teammates like this when theyre standing next to him at a urinal. [ laughter and applause ] hey. I just finished. Keep doing what youre doing. I dont know. Steve keep on doing what you do, man. Jimmy dont let me stop you, man. Next from san jose is tommy wingels. He was voted most likely to be the love child of michael cera and fred savage. [ laughter and applause ] steve wingels. Jimmy next up from san jose is joe thorton. Steve oh. [ light laughter ] jimmy he was voted most likely to be a puppeteer at the local library. [ laughter and applause ] why was that . Steve hey, kids, here we go. Jimmy i dont know. I cant see it. Finally, from san jose, we have logan couture. He was voted croatian tom cruise. There we go. Those are the nhl superlatives. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] siri, open the nba app. Here he is over jackson thats the guy youre playing in this movie. A coldblooded assassin. So what part of you hurts the most . What does it matter to you . Youre playing young kobe. Im playing you all the way through now. I mean, with prosthetics and stuff like that. Siri, play the curious case of benjamin button. Fast forward 20 minutes and 36 seconds. Genius now thats the guy im playing in this movie. Get out of my trailer. Okay. You got it. Can you say i love it . Oh love it . Can you say hey . Hey thats the spirit oooooh. Ooh ooh wooh ooh wooh ooh sing sing, baby baby i love you. Oh yes. Ooooh oooh. Every little thing. Whe gets a ready for you alert the second his room is ready. So you know what he gives . Ill give you everything ive got and then some. He gives a hundred and ten percent im confident this 10 can boost your market share. Feel me lois . Im feeling you. Boom look at that pie chart. The ready for you alert, only at laquinta. Com. [ dreams by beck ] hmmmmm. Hmmmmm. The turbocharged dream machine. The Volkswagen Golf gti. Part of the awardwinning golf family. M [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats a great crowd, come on, i love it. Thank you, guys, so much. Welcome back to our show, here. As you guys know, i love watching tv. Especially obscure german Television Shows. And the other day i came across this really weird one called bonk, and its hosted by this guy called fritz vanderbonk. He basically shows pictures of celebrities, then does the thing called the bonk, which morphs their faces. Some people even say that i look like the host. But i dont know. You be the judge. Heres a clip. Hello, im fritz vanderbonk, and welcome to bonk. We have lots of celebrities to bonk today, so lets get things started. Heres johnny. Now lets bonk him. The first bonks always the best. Look at who we have here. Its benedict cumberbonk. It is a family feud, right, steve harvey . The survey says bonk. Take a bonk. How about the big old bieber bonk . Hey, justin, is it too late now to say bonkey . Hey, nyquist, you just won the kentucky derby, why the long face . Thats better. Guess whats leading the bonk office . Captain america. Ooh. You wish. Looks like its coming down to hillary and donald. Who will you vote for . It doesnt matter. They both get bonked. Is that funny, hillary . Jon snow is alive. Its time for dead bonk, not dead bonk. Dead bonk. Not dead bonk. Throw back thursbonk. [ whos the boss theme plays ] its time for the real bonk. Ooh, thats a great bonk. Slippery snake bonk. Billy, what has four letters and rhymes with sponk . Bonk. Thats right. Please welcome the wickedly talented, one and only. Bonk. Stacey. Donald sutherland. Guy fieri. Thats all the time we have. But the show wouldnt be complete without a selfbonking fritzy bonk. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i guess he sort of does look like me. I dont know. Stick around, well be right back. Im sorry, well be right bonk with Jada Pinkettsmith, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] has more highspeed data nowthan ever before. Reless. Were talking double the data for just 10 bucks more. Thats 10 gigs of highspeed data. To stream more video. More music. More whatever you want all on americas largest and most dependable 4g lte networks. Choose from two great plans our unlimited plan with 5gb of highspeed data. Or double your data for just 10 bucks more. Find out more at straighttalkswitch. 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Jimmy make sure your feathers to make sure the feathers cover everything. Jimmy absolutely. Yeah. Yes. Jimmy well cut around it. Okay. Jimmy whatever we have to do. [ laughter ] well make sure it works. So good to see you. Its good to see you. Jimmy im so happy youre back on gotham. Thank you. Jimmy its just fantastic. Last time i think we talked about it was when gotham was a brandnew show. And then you died in the first season. I did. Jimmy they killed you off. They did. They threw me off of the building, well, penguin threw me off of the building. But ive been resurrected, frankensteinstyle. Jimmy i mean its yeah. Youre back. Youre like yes. Jimmy its fish mooney on steroids. Now this is stronger than ever. Jimmy 2. 0. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, you are back. And it all sums it up with the first line that you say. Can you tell everyone the first line that you say when you come back . My name is fish mooney, bitch. Jimmy there you go. [ cheers and applause ] that kinda sums it up. Dont mess with you. Its such a good show. Yes, i love it. Jimmy it is a fantastic show. Great job. Please tell everyone, the crew and cast. Its just like, its like watching a movie. It is. And im always surprised because, you know, its a a Television Show so you have to you have to shoot fast. Jimmy yeah, you gotta. Its a lot of time. Yeah. Its yeah. So, but the aesthetics are so beautiful. And i dont know how we do it and im there on set watching. I dont know how its done. Jimmy its beautifully, beautifully done and well written as well. Yeah. Jimmy how is the hows the family doing . Familys good. Jimmy yeah. I will have an 18yearold in two months. Jimmy how is that possible . I dont know. [ laughter ] jimmy come on, youre so young. I have an 18yearold. But i must say, even though i have two teenagers, i still like them. [ laughter ] jimmy now what do you mean by this . Well, you know, you have to love your children but it doesnt mean you have to like them. Especially when theyre teenagers, okay. [ laughter ] cause i know jimmy you have to love them. You have to love them. I know when i was a teenager, my mother, i think from 13 to maybe about 40, i made a turn. She didnt like me. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Whered you grow up . In baltimore. Baltimore, maryland. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah. Jimmy so you were yeah. Yeah. [ cheers ] jimmy you were trouble . You were trouble. Oh, yeah. I was a wild child on the streets of baltimore. Jimmy yeah. Thats real talk. Jimmy so your kids are like so my compared to my children, like, what i was doing, theyre angels. Jimmy yeah. Sounds good. Theyre angels. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Are you planning a big Summer Vacation with them . Do you do that . Well, i did will sat me down, literally, about two days ago, with his computer, his laptop, and he had a whole list of things that he wants to do with his family this summer. Several places he wants to go that hes determined to take all five of us. And i was like, well, you know, everybody has pretty tight schedules. Hes like, it doesnt matter. This is what were doing this summer. Jimmy hes plans the vacations . Hes planning the vacation. So i said, you know what, talk to the kids and then you can come back and talk to me but big daddys going to have to handle this one because i dont know how youre gonna get this done. Jimmy yeah. Youre familys always doing, someones doing something. Got a new album singing. Were always doing something. Jimmy and doing something. And he has like ten places he wants to go. Im like, why dont you just choose one. Jimmy one. Yeah. Yeah, well go yeah. Yeah, right, get us there. Jimmy well go to epcot. Keep us there for like two weeks, you know. Jimmy exactly. Well go to epcot. Well hit four countries, but thats it. Right. Jimmy yeah. Thats it. Come on. [ laughter ] jimmy then well go yeah. Yeah. Jimmy well go home. Im thinking of doing like an airstream thing, like, with my kids. Theyre only but i thats so great. Jimmy thatd be fun, right . Yes. Jimmy ive never done that before. Have people done that . Must have, right . The airstream . Yeah. Jimmy one person. Great. [ laughter ] its a very popular thing. Where do you wanna go . Jimmy everyones doing it. But where do you wanna go . Jimmy im not sure. I think im gonna go close to home. I want to be like ten minutes away. [ laughter ] just cause i dont know if i can handle the driving, number one, im not a good driver. My wife can do it but im an awful driver. But then i dont know the rules. Do you have to like reserve . Do you have call ahead . Call ahead . For what . Jimmy well dont you hook up like pipes or something . [ laughter ] dont you . Well, i mean if you want to get down like that. I mean, but you could go rough and rugged. You know . Jimmy no. No, you dont wanna go rough and rugged. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no. I cant do any of that stuff. Okay. Jimmy i mean, i would love to. Maybe, i dont know. You think i could . Or you could just take the airstream to a hotel, park it, and then stay in a hotel room. I mean you could do that. [ laughter ] jimmy thats what we might end up doing. Yes. Jimmy i always wanted to do it though cause my parents, we never did outdoorsy camping stuff. Oh. Jimmy you do that with your kids . I love it. Jimmy really . Yeah, i love it. Jimmy i camped once. Well, willow and i do. I mean, will jimmy no. He hates bugs, so. [ laughter ] he kinda stays out of nature. Jimmy hes not a camper. Yeah. Jimmy no. Hes not a camper at all. Hes a city boy. Jimmy how is he with playing games . cause were playing a fun game later on tonight. Yeah. Jimmy is he competitive . Youre not that competitive though, are you . Well i compete with myself. Jimmy oh, really . But will on the other hand, you know, hes tough, you know, during christmastime we like to play games, monopoly, scrabble. And hes been banned from family games several times. [ laughter ] im like jimmy how can you be banned from family games if youre the dad . He gets so competitive. Like you have to remember, were your family, you love us. [ laughter ] jimmy so this is how you play monopoly . Yeah. Its christmas and youre about to ruin it. Jimmy youre like, dude, you didnt pass go, you dont get 200. Right. Okay. Jimmy thats the rules. Yeah. And he kinda cheats. I know he steals money out of the bank. Jimmy he does not. Thats not true. [ laughter ] just to make sure just make sure he wins. Let me tell you. Jimmy he does not. Im telling you, will is so competitive, its ridiculous. When i tell you hes been banned from family games, im telling you the truth. Like you cant play. Jimmy really . Youre not playing apples to apples this year. [ laughter ] youre not allowed. Jimmy apples to apples, oh, my god. Okay. Jimmy but we are on a team. Yes. Jimmy so we have to be competitive. Lets do this, all right . Yes. Jimmy were gonna do this, all right . Absolutely. Jimmy Jada Pinkett Smith, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] catch her return to gotham monday, may 16th, 8 00 p. M. , set your dvrs, on fox. When we come back jada and i are gonna play a game of famous faceoff. Stick around. Its gonna be good. [ cheers and applause ] hotels. Coms rewards program is simple. For every 10 nights i stay, i get one free. This however, will not be simple. You gotta ride the belt, captain obvious. I have liquids in my body i smbut ended up nowhere. A lot now i use this. The nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release Technology Helps prevent the urge to smoke all day. I want this time to be my last time. Thats why i choose nicoderm cq. Tmobile does data differently. While the other guys gouge you for every bit of data you use. Now, tmobile lets you stream all the video and music that you want from your favorite services. Free without using one bit of your lte data. Plus, you can roll your unused data forward. Nobody does data like tmobile. 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Now jada and i are about to team up for a game of famous faceoff. But first, tariq is going to need a partner, and we found a a good one. [ drum roll ] hes the host of bravos watch what happens live, please welcome andy cohen. [ cheers and applause ] hi hi. Jimmy thats your partner. Tariq lets do this. Jimmy tariq. All right. Jimmy heres how the game works. On your turn, you hold up one of these celebrity masks in front of your face like this and then everyone except you knows whose face youre holding up. Okay . Okay. Jimmy and your partner has to give you clues to have you guess who you are as quickly as possible. When you guess who you are, you throw your mask away and the player on your right goes next. Okay. Okay. Jimmy if youre holding the mask when the buzzer goes off, your team loses that round. We play the best of three rounds. Its almost like a catch phrase type of thing. Got it. Jimmy okay, ready . Lets take our positions. Youre over there, jada. Good luck, andy. This is my space. Oh, okay. [ laughter ] all right. Jimmy are you ready for this, man . Okay. Yeah, im ready. Jimmy all right, cool, man. I cant wait to beat you on your own show. Jimmy get a life thats never gonna happen. Oh, my gosh. Thats gonna be so embarrassing. Okay. Jimmy all right. So well start with my partner. Okay. Jimmy jada, on your mark, get set, go. [ beeping ] yeah and you dont stop snoop doggy dogg. Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] thats exactly who it is oh, rocky, rocky. Hes rocky. Tariq sylvester stallone. Yes very good. Jimmy okay. Oh, he was a wrestler, now hes just a fine ass actor. Jimmy the rock yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes yes tariq okay. The songs all of his songs are about boyfriends. Taylor swift tariq yes. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my god. Jimmy your husband will smith jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause ] oh, my god. He hes sorry. Hes a singer and hes a kid. And went trouble and now hes good. Oh, justin bieber. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] shes beautiful. Shes married to a man named with the last name west. Shes got a daughter named north. Jimmy Kim Kardashian yes [ cheers and applause ] [ buzzer ] tariq you get a car jimmy you knew it. Its my girl. Jimmy its your girl, oprah. Tariq come on. Can i keep this . Jimmy yes, you can keep that. You can keep that, yeah. Okay. Im just gonna put it in my pocket. Jimmy all right. We got this. 10. Okay. 10. Okay. Jimmy keep this going. This is the vibe. This is happening. Yes, yes. Jimmy this game is sweeping the nation. Yes jimmy lets do this. All right. You ready . Jimmy yeah, were ready, go. [ beeping ] modern family. She talks like this. [ laughter ] shes very pretty. Sofia vergara. Jimmy yes exactly, yeah. Oh, oh, hes smokes a lot of dope. Hes a country singer. Hes like 85. Tariq willie nelson. Yes hes married to a beautiful woman named kim. He got a daughter named jimmy kanye west yes tariq i am a monster. Im from old movies. Frankenstein. Tariq yes. Jimmy wow, nice. I drive shirtless on horse. I world leader. Russia. Oh, the russian. Oh, the russians freakin leader. [ buzzer ] whats his name . Jimmy vladimir putin. Yes. So characters are allowed . Suddenly frankenstein pops up. [ laughter ] is that a person. Thats new. Okay. Jimmy thats a person. Is it . Jimmy yes. Its a person. Jimmy very famous. Yeah, its a very famous person. Jimmy frankenstein. Character. Okay. Thats a character. Jimmy thats a character. Tariq are we tied . Oh, shoot. Tariq yes. Were tied, i think. Jimmy you still having fun now. Tariq are we tied now . Jimmy dont be that serious. Okay. Jimmy that was fun game, man. Tariq great. Great. Okay. We ready . Jimmy ready . Were tied. Now the next person who wins, wins the whole game. Oh, were tied. Okay. Jimmy the whole shebang. You go my man. Go. Ready . [ beeping ] oh, cast away. Big. Tariq tom hanks. Yes. Jimmy i already know by this. Yep. Jimmy charlie brown. Yes jimmy i knew it. Tariq king. King. King, basketball man. Michael jordan. Tariq no. The new one. The new jordan. Lebron. Tariq yes. Okay. Jimmy oh, hes a singer. Hes irish. Hes so charming. Hes irish . Jimmy yeah. With or without you. The band has a letter and a a number in its name. Two things. A letter and a number . Jimmy hes hes just the best. Hes a stud. Hes a fantastic singer. Hes a irish stud . Jimmy with or without you. [ buzzer ] no thats it we lost. Bono jimmy bono you know bono. Come on. Oh, my god jimmy oh, my god. How could i not get bono jimmy our thanks to Jada Pinkett Smith and andy cohen. [ cheers and applause ] and tariq trotter. You helped a little bit. More the tonight show after the break, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] you can put a period on what you do, thats fine. Thats socially acceptable. Or you can put an exclamation point on it like new chips ahoy soft chunky cookies. Theyre soft and chunky. But also soft and chunky made with i have an orcogram we for an owen. E. Thats me. 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Jada was so bad at it that i really enjoyed it. Jimmy oh, my god, i was not helping her at all. Awful. Cant believe how off my game. We dont really play games when we hang out. We dont. Jimmy right, we just eat spaghettios and dorits. Thats what we do. Can we explain the oscar party and what happened . Right. So i was over at james house to watch the oscars. Jimmy okay, andrew. Very small group. And the show was about to start. Jimmy cameron diaz was there. She and i were on a couch together. I dont really know her. Im a big fan of hers. Shes been on my show but i dont know her like that, you know. And were sitting there and all of a sudden i smell this smell. And i was like, oh, my god, cameron diaz passed gas. I had seen, you know, charlies angels was all about Women Empowerment and stuff. I was like, thats cool, like, girls can pass gas. Jimmy shes not making a a statement. I thought she was. Yeah, man, let it rip, cameron, whatever. Lets watch the oscars. Jimmy cameron diaz. Yeah, so then it got worse. The smell, all of a sudden, it gets much worse. I was, like, oh, my god, cameron diaz pooped her pants is what happened. Jimmy thats insane. I know. Jimmy thats insane to think that. I thought it was crazy too. Jimmy insane to think that. I know. Jimmy human beings dont do that. Well, i thought she did. On the biggest night in hollywood. And so then i was like, okay, what am i going to do. Then all of a sudden, she goes, oh, my god, theres a terrible smell. And then the room all started to smell it. And someone said, oh, its gary. Jimmy my dog gary. Your dog gary. And what had happened to make it worse is i guess i had stepped in it. Jimmy you guess . You guess . You definitely stepped in it. Youre like Walking Around like, hey, guys, got any more doritos, whats happening . [ cheers and applause ] all over the place i did. I did. Jimmy walk like george jefferson. [ laughter ] a Little George jefferson. It was so funny. Jimmy but you did step in it. I did step in it. We had to pause and that was fine. So we had to clean it all up. Then a couple nights before shes on the tonight show, i ran into her on street, crazily. And i said to her, wow, the last time i saw you, i thought you pooped your pants, remember . But i guess i had never told her that night that i thought the smell was from her. And she, i guess, was like, oh, okay. And then shes on the tonight show and then she revealed that she didnt know i thought that. Jimmy who would think i would ever. Yeah, anyway. Gosh it made me laugh. Congrats on the show watch what happens live. I love it, 11 00 p. M. , bravo. You got to check it out. Its so fun. Its like the club is fun. The best vibe. Then you got the sirius radio show. Radio andy, channel 102 on sirius. I;m having so much fun. Im on it and theres a whole lot of people. I went to dollywood last week. Jimmy dolly parton. I know. It was like being in the womb basically when i was there with dolly parton. Jimmy really . It was so amazing. And she was, like, you know what, going to dollywood for a a gay guy is like going to the intrepid for a straight person. You know what i mean. Jimmy its just like, wow. Instead of seeing the Fighter Pilots on the intrepid, you go tour dollys tour bus. You know. It was awesome. It was really cool. Jimmy what did dolly say to you . Any secrets or its airing on friday, its 90 minutes, its awesome. She had a mirror above her bed in her tour bus. She goes, thats why my marriage is still going. Jimmy really . That was a good impression. That was bad, that was bad. Jimmy i love dolly parton. Its a fun show. The whole program, the whole thing is great. What does your mom think of it . More importantly. Thats so funny you say that. You know, my mom sends me a a text after every episode of watch what happens live. Shes been so shes not happy this week. Sunday night, had a couple people from shahs of sunset on. Im leaving the studio and i look down and the text is pulling teeth. That was her review of the episode. Then monday night, shes like, not my demographic but good energy. The bartender was cute but think hes straight. Im, like, thank you, mom. Jimmy i just love we always talk about our moms. My mom thinks shes best friends with you. She is best friends with me. Jimmy yeah, know. She always like, i saw andy the other day. Im like, andy who . Shes goes, andy. I go, yeah, whos andy . She goes andy cohen. I go, you dont just call him andy like youre friends with him. Im friends with him, mom. Youre not friends with andy cohen, mom. [ laughter ] but heres you did a a Facebook Live thing the other day. We took a screen shot of it because it made me laugh. Your mom commented on i did a Facebook Live, right, and she commented. Shes the first comment on the top. Look it jimmy it says, this is boring. [ laughter ] and she tagged me. This is boring, andy cohen. Thank you. Jimmy tagged you to make sure you saw it. Yes, exactly. Thanks, i saw your comment, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Jimmy i love moms so much. Its the greatest. Evelyn. Evelyn, yes. Jimmy she always thinks that you scream when your on my show. Shell probably text me tonight, great job on jimmy but you always scream when youre on that show. Jimmy well, you dont. I get excited. Jimmy i know we get excite together. Maybe just whisper and say hello, evelyn. Hey, mom. Jimmy hello, evelyn. We love you. Andy cohen, everybody. Watch what happens live. At 11 00 p. M. On bravo. Well be right back with a a performance from gallant, everybody, stick around. [ cheers and applause ] pet moments are beautiful, unless you have allergies. Then your eyes may see it differently. Flonase is the first and only nasal spray approved to relieve both itchy, watery eyes and congestion. No other nasal allergy spray can say that. 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Making his Television Debut performing weight in gold, please welcome gallant [ cheers and applause ] black dust in orbit cascades down like a parachute bricks on my shoulders this gravity hurts when you know the truth im pulling my weight in gold call me anxious call me broke but i cant lift this on my own im pulling my weight in gold call me anxious call me broke but i can lift this on my own no no no baby dreamt like martyrs i never thought i was bold enough no you pushed me further and i take the blame for the both of us im pulling my weight in gold call me anxious call me broke but i cant lift this on my own im pulling my weight in gold call me anxious call me broke but i can lift this on my own oohh oohh oohh oh universe hold me up you tried your best is it ever enough no no no when its already dragging me down down im pulling my weight in gold call me anxious call me broke but i cant lift this on my own im pulling my weight in gold call me anxious call me broke but i can lift this on my own jimmy oh, my goodness, oh, oh. Oh, my goodness i told you standing ovation i told you, watch out for this guy. Gallant, everybody gallant ology is out now. Thats how you do it. My thanks to Jada Pinkettsmith, andy cohen, gallant, everybody [ cheers and applause ] that was great. Thank you, thank you. And the roots right there from philadelphia. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. Hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you very much. Oh [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight anderson cooper, from the public theaters the taming of the shrew, actress cush jumbo, music from walk the moon. Featuring the 8g band with eric kretz. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Very good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. 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