[ cheers ] [ applause ] thats right. Its the second draft of the Republican Health care bill to fail in the senate. Whats a second draft . Asked the writer of transformers. [ light laughter ] according to politico, the news that two additional republican senators were not supporting the Gop Health Care plan, came as a surprise to President Trump. And if theres one thing President Trump hates, its eric. [ laughter and applause ] after the failure of the Gop Health Care plan, Majority Leader Mitch Mcconnell outlined plans to repeal obamacare without a bill to replace it. The same way we got rid of obama without a good plan to replace him. [ cheers and applause ] have it laid out in advance. Following news that the Senate Health care plan will not pass, President Trump said that it is important to get more republicans into office. More . Pretty sure when the titanic was sinking, the answer wasnt more icebergs. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] according according to reports the eighth person who was present at the meeting between donald trump jr. And a russian lawyer has been identified, and youre not going to believe who it was. [ laughter ] [ indiscernible ] according to a new bloomberg poll, people view President Trump more favorably than hillary clinton. Said one voter, he just seems more fun. [ laughter ] [ applause ] according to reports, the actor who voices kermit the frog was fired by disney for his repeated unacceptable business conduct. Apparently, and this is pretty shocking, he put his hand up a coworkers butt. [ light laughter ] not kermits. [ light laughter ] a woman in china was recently stopped by Customs Officials for trying to sneak over 100 iphones from hong kong to Mainland China by strapping them to her body. She wouldve gotten away with it, but then someone said hey, siri, and a hundred voices said yes. [ laughter ] [ applause ] today was National Sour candy day. Either that or thats just what mike pences face looks like. [ cheers and applause ] and finally, the nypd is searching for a person who stole a 100yearold tortoise from an animal shelter. The ancient tortoise was last seen failing to pass a new health care bill. [ cheers and applause ] we tried very hard. We tried very, very hard. Ladies and gentlemen, weve got a great show for you tonight. From the new emoji movie Patrick Stewart. [ cheers and applause ] our dear friend Patrick Stewart is back on the show. Shes on the great new Netflix Series glow. Alison brie back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] and very excited we have the attorney general of new york state Eric Schneiderman here tonight. So much to talk to him about. So much going on, that he will be able to fill us in on. Before we get to all that, if youve been following the recent saga of the Republican Health care bill which once again, failed to get the necessary votes to pass, you might think the Trump Administration isnt accomplishing anything. But there is one department, the Environmental Protection agency, that has actually been quietly implementing big changes. Unfortunately, to the benefit of a select few. So we decided to take a break from the breaking news of the day, to look at trumps epa. Its time for the checkin. [ cheers and applause ] seth for years donald trump has expressed doubt about Climate Change. Once tweeting that Global Warming was just hoax perpetrated by the chinese. In fact, during his campaign he went so far as to say he would considering getting rid of the Environmental Protection agency all together. If only he could remember what it was actually called. Would you eliminate any departments . Oh, absolutely. Department of environmental. I mean, the d. E. P. Is killing us environmentally. [ laughter ] its just killing our businesses. Seth get rid of the d. E. P. Theres no such thing as the d. E. P. Mission accomplished. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] now now trump didnt follow through on his promise to eliminate the agency. Instead, he put a man in charge whose prior environmental experience consisted mostly of suing the epa in an effort to help big business. The president also appointed scott pruitt to lead the epa. A man who in the past has sued to stop environmental regulations. You have pruitt whose job it has been to actually nullify the Statutory Authority of the epa. Scott pruitt was not a big fan of the epa to begin with, was he . No. He was the attorney general of oklahoma and had sued it about a dozen times. Oh, my god. And now hes the head of it. [ light laughter ] seth its like the plot of a bad 80s college movie. He was the drunkest guy in the frat, but thanks to a paperwork mixup, he became the dean . I feel good [ applause ] scott pruitt being the head of the epa is the same as new yorks food inspector being a rat with a clipboard. [ light laughter ] you guys leaving your milk out . Good to see, good to see. I better not catch any of you washing your hands. Im just busting balls. Aplus, now get back to work. [ light laughter ] now reports show that in just the five months since pruitt took over, he has moved to undo, delay, or otherwise block more than 30 environmental rules. Environmental advocates have watched in horror as mr. Pruitt has worked to disable the authority of the Agency Charged with protecting the nations air, water, and public health. Pruitt has called for a back to basics approach at the epa, which critics say is nothing more than an excuse to push trumps antiscience agenda. And that agenda looks Something Like this. The Environmental Protection agency has raised some eyebrows with the changes it has made under the Trump Administration. Back in april, Climate Change information was wiped off the epa website. Then last month half of the scientists who used to provide scientific guidance on air and Water Quality were fired from the agency. The Trump Administration has taken steps to roll back an obamaera policy that protects the nations streams from pollution. The federal court ruling that the head of the epa overstepped his bounds when he tried to delay an obamaera regulation about reporting methane leaks. Seth so the Trump Administration is vehemently antileak, unless that leak is methane. In which case, its fine. Because this presidency is a cow fart. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and now several states several states are also challenging and even more troublesome decision pruitt made, to reverse a ban on the use of a pesticide that the epas own scientists have said could damage childrens brains. And if we have to protect anything its the brains of our children, because when we dont protect their brains, they take meetings with russian agents. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] even more disturbing, the company that makes the pesticide in question, dow chemical, has close ties to the white house. How close . Dow ceo Andrew Liveris heads up the white house manufacturing working group. And there he was right by trumps side, as he signed an executive order on reducing regulations across Government Agencies back in january. You almost cant blame trump. If you give him a pen, hell sign anything that gets too close. He probably thought this was an executive order legalizing cougar hunting. [ light laughter ] its the president. And looks like dow chemical ultimately, got what it wanted. The Trump Administrations top environmental official reversed the Environmental Protection agencys push to ban a widely used pesticide made by dow chemical. Thousands of pediatricians are calling for pruitts decision not to ban the dow pesticide deeply alarming. Seth man, youve got to be ice cold to ignore thousands of pediatricians. My sons pediatrician told me to keep him out of the sun so anytime we go outside, i put him in a beekeeper suit. [ light laughter ] relying on independent science is perhaps more important now than ever, because one of pruitts next Big Decisions would be whether or not to limit the use of a popular weed killer. As some officials and scientists say, its main ingredient, glyphosate, could cause cancer. California, for example, already plans to classify glyphosate made by Controversial Company monsanto, as a carcinogen, known to the state to cause cancer. The epa is required to review pesticides at least once every 15 years. And according to reports, the future approval of this particular weed killer could be uncertain, because a panel of scientists appointed last year by the government may not be in favor of widespread use. However, the chances pruitt will block glyphosate are slim. How can you not block a cancercausing weed killer . Well, you can do anything you want when youre the dean . I feel good this has been the checkin. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with our friend Patrick Stewart, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] newscaster with so many projects in the works, it seems like Dwayne Johnson cant possibly take on any more. The rock oh, that sounds like a challenge. [crash] hey siri, get me a lyft ride to lax. [siri tone] [crash] [tires squeal] [jet engine] [siri tone[ painting, painting, painting. Siri mr. Nakamura can discuss your fashion line. Im out. Rock. Hey siri, take a selfie. 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Thank you so much for being here. Thank you seth. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] seth our first guest is a legendary actor you know from the xmen franchise, star trek the next generation, and the tv series blunt talk. His next project the emoji movie is in theaters everywhere on july 28th. Lets take a look. Im not letting you go to work today. Wait, what . Youre just not ready son. Come on. Working in the cube is an emojis whole purpose in life. Everybody my age is working on the phone except for me. Oh, sweetie. Thats not true. Yeah. Im going to work on the phone and im only ten. Thats because i believe in you. Should we wash our hands . [ laughter ] oh, no, no. Were number two seth please welcome back to the show Patrick Stewart, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth congratulations. This is so wonderful to have you here. Thank you very much. Im glad to be back. So glad to be back. And im sorry about that stumble. Let me explain. Seth you stumbled . I did. I staggered a little bit. It is not alcohol. Im [ laughter ] seth theres some doubt. Some doubt from the audience. Lets just talk between ourselves. Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. I have vertigo. Seth for forever . Even on your studio set. Seth really . How do you ive had it about five months. And it is diminishing, i am told, will go away in time. Seth oh, thats excessive. That explains my little tottering there for a moment. Seth okay, gotcha. It was not alcohol [ laughter ] seth well thank you for fighting through that, and being here. Because this is very exciting to me. Nobody else i would do it for. Seth well, i appreciate it. Although im pretty sure ive seen you on on talk shows all week long. [ laughter ] found out darn seth so, i mean, patrick, you have a long, you have an illustrious career. Royal Shakespeare Company for ten years. Yeah. Seth but here you are, the poop emoji. Was this i know, i know. Seth did you was it all [ laughter ] did you feel like it was all heading for this . [ light laughter ] do that again. Seth were you all heading for this . Isnt that wonderful . [ laughter ] seth if you play that in reverse, its [ laughter ] so, i always knew that there was something waiting for me. Seth right. [ laughter ] its very hard to talk seriously about this role. Seth yeah. But this must i mean again, of the emojis, this must have been a coveted role. I would feel like many actors would have said would have said yes right away to the poop emoji. Did you have to fight for this of the emojis . Fight other actors . Seth yeah. Yeah no, no. [ laughter ] it came to me and it came in an email and it was the quickest response i have ever given. Seth you jumped for it. And i jumped all over it. Yes. Exclamation mark, exclamation mark. [ light laughter ] seth well i but i think its a gift. Because now i will never be able to separate the poop emoji from your voice. [ laughter ] and they will give it a they will give it a great dignity. Is that going to be a problem for you, seth . Seth i dont know. I think itll be itll make my life better. What happened there . Excuse me. I dont know. I got threads hanging out of my shirt. You know . Seth believe it or not, i think if youd have left it alone, we wouldnt have noticed. [ laughter ] you know, i was im a great fan. Weve talked about your early work as well, when youve been here in the past. Because even before star trek i knew you from some bbc productions. And i was looking back and i actually found on youtube you playing horatio in hamlet. And this is young Patrick Stewart. And and that is just fantastic. [ cheers ] yeah. Seth now, thats a wig . [ laughter ] oh, a wig . Oh, is it a wig . Seth yeah. Whatd you think i said . Yeah, i thought you said is it a win. And i was [ laughter ] seth is it a win, to do shakespeare . Its a hairpiece. Seth oh, its a hairpiece. Yeah, yeah. Theres too little of it to be a wig. Thats the secret of wearing false hair. You wear as little as possible. Then it looks more natural. Seth okay. Gotcha. You will not have to worry about that for a very, very long time. And this, by the way, i have to say, is an actor called ian richardson. Seth ian richardsons a fantastic actor. Great and brilliant actor. Seth well we talked about tinker tailor soldier spy when you were here, and he was bill haydon in that, which was one of the great roles. Wonderful performance. Seth yeah, absolutely. So i want to ask, this has been a fantastic year for you. Logan was, for my money, one of the great superhero movies of all time. You and hugh jackman, and he said it was his last time playing wolverine and then you announced that it would be your last time playing professor xavier. Yeah. It was unexpected. I did not plan that, but we were at what was for me, my first public screening at the berlin film festival. I was sitting alongside hugh and the last five or six minutes of the movie are quite emotional. Seth very much so. And sad. And at one point hugh just reached over and took my hand and squeezed it like this. And i thought when the movie ended and the credits rolled, we had to sit and wait there for a long time as the credits rolled. I realized there can be no better way, no more appropriate way to say farewell to the xmen franchise than the scenes ive just seen. And so the next morning i made the announcement at the press conference i was done too. Seth well, thats wonderful. It is you are right. It is the perfect exit for the nevertheless, the franchise will go on without me and hugh jackman. Seth yeah. Well, theres the wonderful james mcavoy who plays young xavier. Tch, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] seth hmm, okay. You dont you dont seem to hold him in the same esteem that i do. I have enormous respect for james mcavoy. Hes a brilliant actor. Seth he played he was the young poop emoji in that clip as well, right . [ laughter ] yeah, thats right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Only, in his case, that was perfect casting. [ laughter ] when he when it was announced that he was going to play the Young Charles xavier, he was on a red carpet somewhere and he said, so tell me, how does how does it feel to be going into the shoes albeit the younger shoes of Patrick Stewart . And james said, ill bury him. [ laughter ] good man, yes. Id vote for that. Hes outstanding. And theyre already i was in shooting in montreal the last few five weeks and the next xmen movie is in the works. Seth yeah, its very exciting. Now i will say, one thing about logan, not a film for children. It was a very violent. Very it was r rated. You got to curse a bit, which must have been fun for professor x. Well, it was all a part of the loosening of of charles mind. Charles who was significant intellectual in every aspect of his life. Brilliant thinker, brilliant analyst. Has had so much disturbance in his life. But one of the things that has collapsed, is his brilliant language. So now he uses coarse, abusive words. Seth it was great to watch. But of course then children cant watch. You have four grandchildren and nope, they havent seen it. Seth they havent seen it. No. Seth but are they excited about the emoji film . [ light laughter ] and are they excited let me follow up. Are they excited do they know your casting and are they excited about that . They do. Because someone told my grandson, sebastian at school. Did you know . Did you know . Your granddads going to be playing poop [ laughter ] and my daughterinlaw called me and said, you will never believe with what excitement he came home to give us that news. She said, please tell me its true. [ laughter ] because he is so excited. Yeah, they are looking forward to this movie very much. This is entirely suitable for them. And, in fact, for all children. Because its a fun movie, but it has an underlying quite serious theme about being different and how you want to celebrate that. Seth well, thats fantastic. And it really is always just such a joy to have you here. Please come back anytime. Thank you so much. I would love to. Seth Patrick Stewart, everybody. The emoji movie is in theaters everywhere on july 28th. Well be right back with alison brie. [ cheers and applause ] women are amazing. Our bodies grow babies. We run marathons. Companies. Solve problems. How . We eat. We eat almonds. Strawberries. Quinoa. And yeah. We eat chocolate. We eat in sweatpants. In skirts. We eat alone. And together. Women are strong. We eat, and we own it. Special k. Woman so this happened. Zoe brought over some limearitas to avas rooftop and thats when we knew it was going to be one of those nights. Thats elyse busting out her dance move from summer of 08. Looks like were staying here tonight. Limearita. Make it a margarita moment. Limearita. Whats going on here . Um. Im babysitting. Thatll be 50 bucks. You said 30. Yeah, well it was 30 before my fees, like the pizzaordering fee and the dogsitting fee. And the rummage through your closet fee. Are those my heels . Yeah yeah, were the same size. In shoes. With tmobile taxes and fees are already included, so you get four lines of unlimited for just 40 bucks each. For a limited time save 300 dollars on the amazing iphone 7. Well . I love it. This piece is so you. I know, right . I saw it and i was just like oh, i have to have it. Is it suede . Its suede. I love suede. State farm knows that every one those moments, theres one of these. Well . I love it. This piece is so you. I know, right . I saw it and i was just like i have to have it. Is it suede . Its suede. I love suede. Thats why were there, with renters insurance, when things go wrong. But also here, with a rewards credit card, to help life go right. State farm. Seth welcome back, everybody. Our next guest is a very talented actress you know from her work on the shows mad men and community. She stars in the Netflix Series glow, which is currently streaming. Lets take a look. So, ive been ruminating, and i have lots of ideas for characters. Mint julep. Its more of a bitchy southern debutante type. Um, the auntie christ. Like, worst aunt ever. Kinda evil person who gives out raisins to kids on halloween. Okay. Who said you get to invent your own character . Seth please welcome back to the show alison brie, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back. Thank you for having me. Seth its so exciting to have you here. Congratulations on the show. Thank you. Seth and i want to talk though, about your beginnings. You first started acting, you were in l. A. Yes. Seth going to school to be an actor. Born and raised, yeah. Seth and central casting and they put this up on instagram recently that three of the stars of the show there you are in todays day. Oh, i thought there you are. Thats me. Seth thats you. Thats me, yeah. [ light laughter ] seth and youre an excellent actress. Im very different on the show. Very different on the show. Seth because i have to say, like, you do things that i would not have predicted. Chameleon. Seth but so what is these are your original headshots. The three of you. So what was what was central casting . Central casting is a background actors casting. So when you watch anything and it looks like people are just living their life and theyre strangers walking around, around them, those are all paid actors who are just extras. Seth yeah. In the background. And for one summer during college, i did that as, like, my summer job. I had never been on a set before. I was going to Theater School and the r. A. From my building graduated and was working for central casting. So he was like, oh, come do this and ill get you all like the good extra jobs. Seth so whats a good extra job . Well, i had a couple. I was definitely, like, on that show American Dreams and would be, like, one of five girls smoking a cigarette in the bathroom. While like a scene was happening. Most notably, i got to play a dead body. Seth see thats great. On nypd blue. Seth thats really great. In the markpaul gosselaar years. Seth uhhuh. Im not sure, was he always on that show . Seth no, he was on, like, at the tail end. I feel like the last couple years. Right, it was like, when he was on, which was major for me because im a huge saved by the bell fan, and grew up watching that so much. So i was like, oh my god, what am i going to do when i see him . Seth and your whole time every time you watched saved by the bell you were like, oh my god, i would be so psyched to be dead in front of zach. [ laughter ] my dream is to be, like, lying holding my breath in front of zack morris and have him pull a receipt out of my pocket. Which was the action that he did on the show. It was like a major clue for the episode. Seth oh, it was a clue. So, you you have to be a dead person. Im dead, like, in a closet. Seth gotcha. And he finds me with another cop and they, like, squat and have a serious scene and then they find a receipt and like pull it out of my pocket. I was so excited about it. When it aired, it was just legs. It was just my legs. [ laughter ] and that receipt, you know. And its the worst. cause being a dead body is actually quite challenging. Ive played a few. Seth im sure it was harder than what Mark Gosselaar was doing. Yeah. Hes like, ba ba ba ba ba. Im having to, like, really be inhabit the corpse mindset. [ laughter ] and feel dead. And hold your breath. Like, cause youre just like, background girl, stop, we can see you breathing. You have to hold your your breath. Seth yeah. And then they got to rifle through your pockets. That cant be easy. Yeah, and theyre like touching your body and youre like pretending not to be excited. [ laughter ] its like dead bodies just like dont react to, like, their high school crushes. Seth the director was like, a real nazi about not reacting . I was like, shes dead, but shes not that dead. [ light laughter ] seth and then so that is obviously incredibly important work. Yes. It was good. Seth but you also did some you were a clown. You did some clown work. Yes, prior to this. In preparation for. Seth okay, so clown was before this . It goes, clown, dead body, where you are now. Yeah. And then now. Thats just like every actors normal trajectory. So when i was in high school, maybe right after high school, so, again these are like my summer jobs. Seth right. I worked as a clown. Some of my friends from drama class became clowns. Im going to do the rest of the story like this. I have a weird tick these days. So it was this it was a bounce House Company who was just getting into the clown game. Seth right. So seth well, youre already on the lot, so to speak. If people are going to pay for a bounce house, they might throw in one. Maybe they also want that. So it was out of this huge warehouse in compton. Straight outta compton. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Well that does establish you dont i will say, i saw straight outta compton, the film, and i dont remember a single clown. [ laughter ] it got cut for time. I think it got cut for time. Seth yeah. I saw a dead clowns legs. But was that you . [ laughter ] okay. And it was it was comical. I mean, i grew up in los angeles in South Pasadena which is not quite the same thing. And for every like, before every party you had to go to the warehouse in compton, pick up your clown outfit, like do your clown makeup, and then go to the nearest gas station and get because they paid us for gas mileage. So they were, like, measuring from the place. And so just picture me, im 17yearsold, im like i have like a yellow fro, my clown name is sunny. And im just, like, pumping gas in compton like it aint no thing. [ light laughter ] and definitely it was not. Nobody cared. I was like, oh, my god, whats going to happen . And people were like, whats up, clown . [ laughter ] seth so this show is based on glorious ladies of wrestling, which was a real thing. Seth, its gorgeous ladies of wrestling. Seth gorgeous, i apologize. Im so ashamed of myself. You said the same thing when my husband was here. And i just want you to know. Seth oh, i got it wrong then too . Oh, my god. It is gorgeous. Seth well, first of all, i guess the difference between the two of you as a couple, is that he didnt correct me. [ laughter ] he called they refer to him as the polite one in the couple. Seth so, i was so excited, but well, heres the thing. cause i was aware thats even more embarrassing for me, because i was aware of gorgeous ladies of wrestling, i remember watching it. You watched it . Seth yeah. Because i was at the age where it was almost sexual, but i couldnt quite figure out why. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] thats still sort of what our show is like. Seth yeah. But were you did you have any familiarity with none, no, none at all. It was, you know, my agents called me to say jenji kohan is producing a show for netflix. Its about a womens wrestling show from the 80s. And i was kind of like, what an idea. And they were like, no, it was a real thing. And i started googling it and the videos are crazy. Its the most bizarre thing. Because it wasnt just wrestling. It was like a real outlier from what wrestling was at the 80s. And its like hulk hogan and the iron sheik and stuff like that. And then these are like, women of all shapes and sizes, like on our show, they were actresses and models who got cast on this show, and learned how to wrestle. They dont just wrestle on the show. They do sketches and they rap. Seth yeah. They they rap. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] there was a weird post the Chicago Bears super bowl shuffle, there was a weird low bar for rap. Like everybody sure, blondie rapped, and rapture. Seth yeah. I feel like thats what their style of rapping seth did you is it true that you had to rap for the audition . Well, so, yes and no. Seth okay. They as part of the audition, they included a video they said, like, youre going to come in and do Something Like this and included a video of the rap and then had sample, i guess, rap lyrics and also told us we could improvise. And later, after we all got on the show, the women were all telling their stories, the other girls on the show, about what they rapped in their audition. And i was like, oh, everyone just rapped that . Im so my character ruth on the show that i read it and was like, im not going to rap that, cause it would be better as a monologue. I will monologue. Im gonna monologue that, and went in and improvised. But i still think that the reason i got the job, we improvised in our wrestling character. So i was being this, like, russian villainous character. And i think i got the job because of my improv about i basically was rhyming natasha and boris. Seth thats a good russian reference. With, you know, stomp on your clitoris. Seth oh, there you go. [ laughter ] it turns out, you know what, you picked something up in compton. You picked something up in compton. It came around. Seth and by the way, i would be remiss to not show, you got in incredibly good shape. Oh, yeah. Seth there you are, wrestling. [ cheers ] and, yeah, when dave was here, he was saying that was this i mean, have you ever have a part where youve had to get in shape like this ever . No. Ive been dying to have a part like this. Seth yeah. And ive trained with my trainer for a long time. And i was really excited to do it, but i would never imagine that i would do anything like wrestling. Seth yeah. So it was very cool to, like, be getting stronger and doing, like, extra Strength Training and then also, to be learning how to wrestle and use our body in that way was empowering and cool. Seth thats great. And the show is really great. And congratulations. And its always so nice to see you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Seth thank you so much for being alison. Alison brie, everybody [ cheers and applause ] glow. Gorgeous ladies of wrestling. Its currently streaming on netflix. Well be back with more late night. Oh my god, no. Im so glad you did. [ cheers and applause ] introducing the new moto z with moto mods. Hello moto. 321 liftoff gasps oh cheering buy the new moto z with shattershield, and youll get a free projector mod. Hello moto. were proud to reveal that jim beam black has been awarded the worlds highest rated bourbon. Their words, not ours. Make history. discover card. History. Hey. What can you tell me about your new Social Security alerts . 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Well seth and sometimes, sometimes, you sue him to the point that he has to give up money, and he likes that a lot. No, but you mocked him and humiliated him and his hair on national tv. I dont know, seth. [ laughter ] seth a little of both. Its a close call. Seth now, you have, you have sued him in the past. You sued Trump University for fraud. He swore he would never settle that. He was elected president , he did settle it. Originally you guys were looking into Trump University because you just wanted him to take away the name university, right . Well, we were looking at forprofit colleges generally and there were problems with forprofit colleges ripping people off actually. Weve sued the federal department of education for trying to remove rules that would protect students from being ripped off by forprofit colleges a couple of weeks ago. And we were looking at forprofit colleges and there was Trump University hanging out there, like, with a neon sign on it, saying fraud here. And we attempted to negotiate a settlement, that failed. And so, in the summer of 2013, we sued him. And thats when our relationship took a turn for the worst. [ laughter ] seth yeah. He has mentioned you on twitter a couple of times. Not very kindly. Heres one. Lightweight a. G. Eric schneiderman is perhaps the most incompetent, least respected a. G. In the us. Hes a total joke. [ light laughter ] lightweight a. G. Schneiderman he used your twitter handle that time. Thats very nice he wanted to make sure you saw it. Just got his ass kicked by trump. [ laughter ] and then its thursday i like, by the way, when he tells what day it is. Its thursday. What brand of eyeliner is the nations worst a. G. Wearing today . Yes. [ audience oohs ] seth now, do you take it as a point of pride when someone like this attacks you on twitter . Well, look, it was very unusual. I mean, we sue a lot of people for fraud. Ive never seen the sort of scorched earth approach he brought to it. He set up a website to attack me. Sued me for 100 million. Filed phony ethics complaints against me. The full front page of his soninlaws newspaper, the observer was oh, yes. Seth here you go. This is Jared Kushners Jared Kushners newspaper. [ laughter ] and thats you right there. Thats me with the eyeliner. As Malcolm Mcdowell character in a clockwork orange. Seth clockwork eric. So, in retrospect, i didnt realize this in 2013, i got a preview of the scorched earth he brought to the Campaign Last year. cause before there was lying ted and little marco, there was clockwork eric. But this is the approach he brings to litigation, and the approach he brings to politics. Seth now, no matter what happened on election night, you were gonna have donald trump in your life. Because all his businesses he has so much stuff in new york. You were youre still looking into his foundation. You were looking into his university. But now youre actually having to sue donald trump as a person whos representing the federal government. Tell me some of the things that you have had to do to defend against Donald Trumps actions already. Oh, sure. Well, in terms of Public Policy, we have sued them over their refusal to keep toxic pesticides out of kids food. We have sued them for their efforts to dismantle the costsharing subsidies under the Affordable Care act, obamacare, which is still as we sit here tonight, the law of the land. Seth yeah. [ cheers and applause ] well see how long. Yeah. And i think will remain so. But the Trump Administration wont defend any of the obamaera policies. So, ive intervened and sued and other a. G. s have intervened and sued. We are taking up the cause where they wont defend any of the obamaera policies on Climate Change. You mentioned the epa at the top of the show. Theyve got a bunch of Climate Change deniers in charge of the epa. So we are now defending the clean power plan, other obamaera initiatives, and were suing them for their failure to provide protection for students who get ripped off by still existing forprofit colleges. So were going after them. But its all policy. Its not about him personally. Its all on the merits but there are a lot of merits, these days. Seth yeah. You talk about, you know, one of the things youre doing is defending. Youre defending policies and the legal basis of those policies. It seems like what people want of you. What a certain amount of people want of you, is that your legal investigation, your legal work will lead to some grand impeachment. That this is one of the things that people like you need to do. Is it sort of Wishful Thinking . And do democrats in general, need to step back from this idea that impeachment is something thats going to happen . And that impeachment is something thats going to come about by legal means . Well, well no. I think you have to separate it out. Our first job is to protect the people we represent from these horrendous Public Policies that pour out of washington. Like bad idea toxic volcano. I mean, every day theres some new bad Public Policy that would hurt people. Were going to protect them. As to misconduct by the Trump Campaign colluding with russia or, you know, allegations of Money Laundering by people around the president , those are separate investigations. Those are going forth. But i do think it is important for democrats to recognize the there is no substitute for the hard work at the end of the day of electing good people. And we have to go back and elect good people from the grassroots up in order to get this country back on track. [ applause ] seth im let it never be said that attorney generals cant have some fun. I want if you could, real quick, explain to us. You had an operation wrecking ball . Uh, we did. Seth and can you tell us how you came to the title, operation wrecking ball . How you came to the name of that. Yeah, this was an organized Crime Task Force investigation of a gang that was dealing guns and drugs in upstate new york. And they apparently were miley cyrus fans. And their the code word for cocaine was miley cyrus. So we took a miley cyrus song, called it operation wrecking ball, and busted all of them. [ cheers and applause ] seth well, congratulations on that. Thank you. Seth and thank you for all your hard work. Keep it up. And thank you so much for being here. Thank you, seth. [ cheers and applause ] seth attorney general Eric Schneiderman, everybody. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] are you ok . What happened . Dad kinda walked into my swing. Huh . Dont you mean dad kind of ruined our hawaii fund . I thud go to the thothpital. There goes the airfair. I dont think Health Insurance will cover all. Of that. Buth my fathe without that cash from aflac we might have to choose between hawaii or your face. Hawaii what . Haha. Hawaii you might have less coverage than you think. Visit aflac. Com and keep your lifestyle healthy. Aflac . From far away. But they honly see his wrinkles. Hes gotta play it cool to seal the deal. Better find a way to smooth things over. If only harry used some. Bounce, to dry. Yeah he would be a less wrinkly, and winning at life. [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to Patrick Stewart, alison brie, attorney general Eric Schneiderman everybody. Matt johnson and the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ applause ] carson hi. Im carson daly. This is last call. Tonight Jeff Rosenstock tears up the regent stage. Comedian al madrigal is the subject of the spotlight
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