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[ light laughter ] a pennsylvania man was recently awarded 870,000 after his doctor removed the wrong testicle. The man said its the last time he ever goes to that dentist. [ laughter ] a Staten Island man is suing the city after he was injured last june by jumping out of an ambulance while drunk. Or as its commonly called, a Staten Island uber. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] this is my stop google has debuted a virtual Fidget Spinner on its website. You know, in case youve never been outside and dont have a dollar. [ light laughter ] the makers of barbie unveiled 15 new ken dolls today, with seven different skin tones and body types. I cant wait to collect them all, said a barbie with commitment issues. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] barbie, tell me, am i the only ken in your life . [ light laughter ] and finally, a Clothing Company has created a [ audience groans ] womens bathing suit with a photo of President Trump on the front. Said men, whoa check out the ass on her [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight. Hes starring in a hilarious new comedy with amy poehler, the house. Will ferrell is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she is a favorite of ours here on late night. You know her from netflix, season five of orange is the new black. Laverne cox is back on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and he is a true personal favorite of mine. I was so honored to have him here last night. So happy hes back again for a second night of music. Jeff tweedy is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] so youre here on an excellent night. Theres something about our show which, despite doing it every night, we dont always have enough time to cover all of the recent news. So, here with a recap is one of our writers, amber ruffin, in a segment we call amber says what . [ cheers and applause ] you guys, things have been crazy okay, first of all, i heard that white House Press Secretary, sean spicer, answered questions in a press briefing where he didnt allow cameras or recording devices. And i was like, what . [ light laughter ] then i realized even when he answers questions on camera, im still like what . [ laughter and applause ] then i heard bill cosbys trial was over. And i was like, what . [ laughter ] bill cosbys in jail. Then my friend was like, no, he is not. And i was like, whaaat . [ light laughter ] did he pass . Then i found out it was a mistrial. And i bet when his accusers heard that, they were like, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what . [ cheers and applause ] what, what, what, what . And then like 40 more times. Yesterday was juneteenth, the holiday that celebrates the emancipation of slaves but my white friends are not familiar with that holiday. So i was like, hey, its juneteenth. And they were like, what is that . Can i go . [ light laughter ] and i said, google it, and no. [ light laughter ] and everyone heard Jared Kushners voice for the first time. And people were like whaat . [ applause ] hilarious hes going to the middle east for peace talks this week. And hes going to be like [ whispering ] please, you guys, cut it out. [ laughter ] and the people are going to be like, what are we talking to this fifth grader for . [ laughter ] then, people were mad because megyn kelly interviewed alex jones. And i was like, who . And people were like, the info wars guy. And i was like, no, whos megyn kelly . [ laughter and applause ] just kidding shes the lady who said santa is white and i will never forget her. Because when she said that [ bleep ], i was like, what . [ cheers and applause ] then, i heard she lost in the ratings. And i was like, hohoho, merry whatmass. [ light laughter ] but most importantly, beyonce and jayz had twins. And i was like, whatwhat . Okay. [ cheers and applause ] yeah heres how it happened. Last week we all learned that jayz was going to be the firstever rapper inducted into the songwriters hall of fame. K but on friday, at the induction he was a noshow. Which had everyone like, whaaat . Then beyonces dad announced the arrival of the twins and everyone was like, ahh then sources confirmed that it was a boy and a girl and i was like what what what what what what what what what [ cheers and applause ] this has been amber says what. [ cheers and applause ] seth e everybody. Well be right back with more late night after this. [ cheers and applause ] mr. Brady, weve been expecting you. Will you be needing anything else . No. Not a thing. Beautyrest black. Get your beautyrest. Beautyrest black. What do you have there . P3 its meat, cheese and nuts. I keep my protein interesting. Oh yea, me too. I have cheese and uh these herbs. P3 snacks. The more interesting way to get your protein. You got a kitchen thats brand new. And youd like to keep it that way, too. You wanna set out on your own, so you can teach yoga and just say om. Cuz the two of you are about to be three. A little help can go a long way in your life. And nationwide is on your side. First you start with this. These guys. A place like shhh no. Found it and definitely lipton ice tea. Lots of it. A lipton meal is what you bring to it. And the refreshing taste of lipton iced tea. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. So, in case you dont know, tonight theres a special election in georgias sixth Congressional District to replace the seat formerly held by now health and Human Services secretary tom price. The seat has been held by republicans since 1979, but it appears democratic candidate jon ossoff has a chance to win the district. Here to talk about tonights election is democratic strategist ben holland. Thank you for having me, seth. Seth okay, now ben, real fast before we get to it oh, yeah, whats up, seth . Seth so we tape at 6 30, we dont know the results of the election. So were going to have you first answer questions as if jon ossoff wins okay. Seth and then well have you answer them as if he loses. [ light laughter ] that sound good . Yeah, thats totally cool. Seth okay, so just great. Seth the first one will be if jon ossoff wins tonights election. Great seth okay. So ben, congratulations on flipping a typically red district blue, this must be a huge victory for the democratic party. Seth, it is not an overstatement to say that the political world was turned on its head tonight. We always thought the election was the epicenter of the current political moment and we knew we would win it. Anything short of victory would have been a disappointment. [ light laughter ] seth okay, great. Same question, now if he loses . Seth, we always knew this was going to be a longshot. [ laughter ] the fact that jon ossoff was even competitive is a major win for the democratic party. [ light laughter ] i think the media and pundits placed way more attention on this election than those of us here on the ground. Seth okay, great, so back to if he wins, now does this victory send a message for washington . Absolutely, seth. This election was always going to be a referendum on the disastrous presidency of one donald j. Trump, plain and simple. [ cheers ] seth great. And if he loses . Seth, this election was always about the local issues [ laughter ] and the people of georgia. To extrapolate some sort of broader, National Message would simply be foolish. [ light laughter ] seth huh. Let me try something. What would you say if it was sunny today in new york city . Id say it was a definitive win for the people of new york city, seth. They sent a clear message to the sky that they wanted a bright and sunny day and they got a bright and sunny day. [ light laughter ] if anything, today was a big loss for clouds. Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] and what if it rains . Seth, the people of new york never wanted a sunny day. [ light laughter ] this was always less about weather and more about the resiliency of the citizens of new york city. If anything, id say this was a big loss for clouds, because while rain came down, new yorkers rose up. [ laughter and applause ] seth next question, what if you asked your girlfriend to marry you and she said yes . Seth, id say thats a big win. [ light laughter ] not just for me, but for holly, her parents, my parents and love. We knew we were destined to be together. Seth and if she says no . Seth, we always knew ending up together was a long shot. [ light laughter ] so i wish holly the best in her future endeavors. And ill actually take this as a learning opportunity for my next relationship. [ light laughter ] seth and what would you say if she ended up with your best friend, kevin . Id be happy for them. [ light laughter ] i would certainly have some curiosity about when that relationship began, but i dont think i or anyone else can deny that holly and kevin have far better chemistry than she and i ever had. Seth wow [ light laughter ] you are so good at spinning. Thank you, seth. Seth all right, back to the election. If you guys win, what will you do moving forward . We will frame the messages of this election in a mass email to the raise money for the democratic party. Seth and if you lose . We will frame the messages of this election in a mass email to raise money for the democratic party. Seth and hey, quick question, is there a way to unsubscribe to those emails . No, there is not. Seth all right, great. Democratic strategist ben holland, every body. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] its here its here its here ahhhhhhh boom open it should i open it . Ahahaaa yeaaa this is worth every penny this is so my color tha. Oh, burnton gravy . Ie. 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Give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] back with us tonight, hes the drummer for jack white and dmd the band. Be sure to check out his collaboration with x borahm lee, 16 bars of freedom available via rusic records on all digital platforms. Daru jones is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here, daru. You know our first guest tonight from his work in films such as anchorman, talladega nights, and step brothers. He stars alongside amy poehler in the house, which is in theaters june 30th. Lets take a look. Bob took away our scholarship, which we were kind of counting on. But then we remembered that we have a college fund with our dear financial adviser, dawn. You dont have enough money. Okay, right here. It says right here in this account we have 401,000. Jackpot. You missed it. Nope. That says you have a 401 k account. [ laughter ] if you liquidate that right now, youll have, you know, maybe 5,000. So what happened to the other 396,000 . Seth please welcome back to the show, one of the best, will ferrell, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im great. Its so nice to be here. Seth were so happy to have you back. Amazing crowd. [ cheers ] seth its a really good crowd tonight. Wow. Seth so and you told me tuesdays were terrible. Seth i did. [ light laughter ] and theyre fantastic, yeah. Seth i regret it now. [ cheers and applause ] theyre fantastic. Seth its a real its a real dip. You just never know. Its a real yeah. Seth monday and wednesday are the peaks and then its usually and then tuesday, yeah, right, yeah, okay. Seth well this so you, you and amy poehler, who i know to be very intelligent people you play right. Seth you play real dummies in this movie. We play real dumb parents. Seth yeah. Who lose all the funding for their Daughters College education. Completely panic and decide, along with their the help of their friend, frank seth right, played by jason mantzoukas. Played by jason mantzoukas. To convert his house into an illegal casino to raise money for our daughter to go to college. [ light laughter ] seth gotcha. And uh seth and they you guys sort of its a common story. [ light laughter ] seth its a common its a common story. Seth its a common America American story its common american fable that weve all grown to love seth right. We just have a little twist on it. Seth yeah. Yeah, yeah. Seth i think of one of aesops fables as a fake casino. What if aesop had the fake casino, just outside of bethlehem. [ light laughter ] seth so you and you guys then take on alteregos. You kind of get we do. Seth you like you like running the casino. Yeah, it becomes an idea that were hesitant to do. But then lo and behold it becomes an outlet for the whole town to kind of let their hair down. Seth yeah. And its working. And then we start, kind of, you know, becoming our own mob bosses and our our we start having fun as a couple again. And we turn into our alteregos. I turn into the butcher. [ light laughter ] seth okay. Based loosely off of deniro in casino. [ light laughter ] and amy turns into her alterego, the burner, because she smokes a lot of weed now. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. Seth now, i have a picture of the butcher and the burner and is it true . So theres your look there. There i am. [ laughter ] seth its very deniro. Its very deniro. The big golden silk tie, the slicked back hair seth and is it true that our friend amy poehler actually thought this was a good look . Heres what was so funny, amy kept saying to me, you look good. [ light laughter ] and im like, oh, thats really funny. And she was like, no, you need to procure this look for your daytoday life. I am very attracted to you. [ light laughter ] you look taller, so seth and now is it safe to say you have never at any point in your life gone with the slicked back look . As on a daytoday thing . I have i have not gone with the slicked back look. I mean, the couple times ive been jailed seth right, sure. [ light laughter ] and ill slick it back for that weird mugshot photo. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] part of your upbringing was in casinos and around gambling, because your father was a musician. Yes. Seth and so you spent a lot of time in vegas . Well, yeah, my dad would play in vegas from time to time. And my brother and i would get to fly out and and spend like a week with him. Like spring vacation. Seth and how what how old are you out there . Spring break in vegas. Im im im like 11 and my brother is 8. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] and so seth and this is a less kidfriendly vegas than it is today. Yeah, this is pre you know, where now its more of a family place, this is like with old hotels, like the riviera. Seth yeah. And and it still had the glitz, you know, it still was like the Las Vegas Strip was incredible to us and we thought it was so cool. And the dunes and the, you know, desert inn and all these old places. But of course my dad would play late and sleep in and right musicians . You like to sleep in, right . [ scattered applause ] youre not up before 4 00 4 00 p. M. I dont even know what youre doing up now, right . Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] but were kids, were up at 7 00 a. M. Trying to wake up my dad and hes like, just Wander Around the casino. [ light laughter ] so, we would we would walk around and then we would find ourselves on the Las Vegas Strip. And we discovered that at 8 00 in the morning, there were all these beautiful, fancy ladies. [ laughter ] in very high heels seth sure. And beautiful fishnet stockings. [ laughter ] and little short skirts. Lots of makeup and, like, orange wigs. [ light laughter ] yeah, we would we were like, theres a lot of pretty ladies out there, dad. And youre like, okay, maybe just stay in the hotel room with me. [ light laughter ] but yeah, had no idea that we were just Walking Around with prostitutes. Seth yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Seth well, its a good education. Its a good thing to knock out early in your youth. Yeah. It was great, right. And i as kind of a fatherson tradition, i now let my children walk the vegas strip. [ laughter and applause ] seth you call it the march of the prostitutes march of the prostitutes and they give each prostitute a Silver Dollar. [ light laughter ] seth you give them a sack of Silver Dollars a sack of Silver Dollars seth and now is there ever i would imagine there could be an awkwardness of accidentally giving the Silver Dollar to a woman who is not a prostitute. Does that ever happen and then because that would have to be awkward. Well, im with them. Seth well, okay, yeah, good. Yeah, yeah. So i can go, no, no, no, thats thats a thats not a lady of the night. Thats just a thats just someone here enjoying las vegas. Seth yeah, yeah. Not that they arent, either. Seth right. [ light laughter ] it doesnt matter. Seth it doesnt matter. Yeah, yeah. Seth i so i heard i had i think i had heard this sort of second hand through people that we knew together, but recently in an interview, the original idea for anchorman came up somebody was talking about it. Right. Yeah. Seth so, anchorman, this beloved film that is now so anchorman is a movie that i did. [ cheers and applause ] where yeah, the the anchorman that everyone knows and just these people love [ light laughter ] takes places in a newsroom. Seth yeah. Its a fairly conventional story. Seth right. What and its funny, because its what you would think it had always been. No. Seth it doesnt look like a second idea. No, the first version was adam mckay and i going crazy. Seth okay. The first version really is more like the movie alive. [ light laughter ] that it was the story it took place in 1976, the year of our bicentennial. Theyre having a a convention of all the news anchors from across the country. Seth uhhuh. So we were flying on a chartered plane ron burgundy of course convinces the pilot that he can fly too. [ laughter ] and immediately crash lands the plane into the side of a mountain. Part of the accident happened because he clipped another plane, which also crash landed. And the rest of the movie is them just surviving and trying to get down off the side of a mountain. Seth right. [ light laughter ] while being hunted by seth because what was on the other plane . Orangutans because the cargo on the other plane was just orangutans and boxes of chinese throwing stars. [ laughter and applause ] so, all throughout the movie, were trying to figure out how to get off the mountain. [ light laughter ] and Veronica Corningstone is like, if we just go down, we can get off the mountain. We were like, youre just a woman. Youre a dumb woman, what do you know . You know . [ light laughter ] but meanwhile, guys other people are dropping dying from their wounds of chinese throwing stars and we cant figure out that the baboons are hunting us. Or orangutans. [ laughter ] maybe it was both . Baboons and orangutans. Seth yeah, right. And uh yeah, so that movie wasnt made. Seth right. [ light laughter ] that movie wasnt made seth yeah. And then we thought, well lets go back to the drawing maybe lets just make it more about the newsroom seth sure. And the politics seth it seems like now thats a movie that people would really like to see. That could be the third one. Seth yeah. Yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] seth i dont think i dont think even knowing the plot i feel like its an unspoilable movie oh, now that weve blasted it out there . Seth i think people dont care. Yeah. Seth i think that its so it would be in the execution of it. Yeah, i think youre right. I think we seth i wanted to mention real quick, cause amy poehler is in this film i know. Seth so many funny people in this film. Our beloved amy poehler. Seth jason mantzoukas, huebel, kroll, really funny people. Mariah carey i heard was going to be in this film. [ scattered cheers ] she was going to, yes. Seth and is is she in the film . She did not make the final cut. Seth okay, got you. [ laughter ] but she did show up . Uh she she eventually did show up. Seth okay. Yeah. Seth so how many days did you shes been on this show, right . Seth she was on this show, yeah. And we did not i did not interview her on the couch. I heard she was in a seth she was in a sleigh. A christmas sleigh. Seth yeah. Yes. Seth we interviewed her in a christmas sleigh. Yeah. Seth did you have similar things that she preferred to normal . [ laughter and applause ] there were suggestions. Seth yeah. That werent executed. Seth okay, gotcha. Yes. So, no, she was on our set and yeah, things happened. [ laughter and applause ] seth i think that yeah. Seth that i just want to leave to the minds eye. Things things happened. Seth yeah. And didnt happen. Seth okay. Lets just put it this way at about midnight i got a knock on my trailer and said, you can just go home. [ light laughter ] were not going to get to you. But are we still filming . Were still filming. [ light laughter ] seth and then all for naught. And all for naught. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth well, welcome to hollywood. Its a its a dirty business. If dvds existed it would be some fun dvd extras. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth well have to find a well have to find a new medium for dvd extras, because i would like to see that. Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. Seth youre going to stick around, though, right . Im i dont have anywhere to go. Seth okay, great. Well be right back with more from will ferrell. 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I could really make a difference in these peoples lives. That would be my dream. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back. So, will, its great that youre here and back at 30 rock. Thank you, seth. Seth and along with being a very talented actor, we have known each other for nearly two decades. We have. Seth and sometimes when you know somebody for that long, there are moments when feelings get hurt. Thats true. And you dont always have a chance to stop and say youre sorry. Seth so i thought with the time we have together right now, we would make amends for any past indiscretions weve committed against each other in a segment were calling both seth and will clear the air. [ cheers and applause ] seth i will start. Will . Yes, seth . [ laughter ] seth i am sorry that i forgot to text you on your birthday this year. Things have just been really busy with the baby and it slipped my mind. Do you forgive me . It was my birthday. [ laughter ] seth i understand. And it was a big one. I turned 29. [ laughter and applause ] seth im very sorry. Do you forgive me . Okay. Yeah, sure, okay. Yeah, yeah, seth meyers, you are forgiven. [ cheers and applause ] my turn. Seth . Seth yes, will . I am sorry for that time during your first year at snl when i let a venomous rattlesnake loose in your office. [ laughter ] i thought it would be a funny prank. And it was. [ laughter ] it was really funny. But it was also cruel, and incredibly dangerous. But so, so funny. [ laughter ] do you forgive me . Seth do you still think it was funny . Yes, i do. [ light laughter ] seth it bit me and i had to go to the emergency room. Ha, emergency room. [ laughter ] classic. Your face was like [ laughter ] do you forgive me . Seth will ferrell, you are forgiven. [ cheers and applause ] my turn. Will . Yes, seth . Seth i am sorry for canceling our dinner plans after the show. I forgot my parents were in town this week. Do you forgive me . Youre canceling dinner . [ laughter ] seth yeah, we actually talked about it before the show. I thought that was just backstage b. S. [ light laughter ] seth it wasnt backstage b. S. It was real b. S . [ light laughter ] seth yes. Thats bull [ bleep ] okay . What am i supposed to do now . Go to a dumpster and scrounge around for food like some stupid raccoon . [ laughter ] seth no, you could just go to dinner by yourself. Fine, but youre paying for it. [ light laughter ] seth okay, how much do you need . Well, im going to go to bubba gump shrimp. So [ laughter ] im gonna be housing down a blue cheese bubba burger with a side of run, forrest, run fries. And you know, i got to wash it down with a couple lieutenant danaritas. And for dessert im gonna get a box of chocolates. You know why, seth . [ laughter ] seth because you never know what youre going to get. Yeah. cause you never know what youre going to get. [ laughter and applause ] so im going to need about 500. [ light laughter ] seth i dont have 500 on me. Then give me your credit card. [ light laughter ] seth fine. Im going want miles, too. Seth okay. Do you forgive me . Seth meyers, you are forgiven. [ applause ] my turn. Seth . Seth yes, will . I am sorry for starting the website sethmeyerssucks. Com. [ laughter ] the number one stop on the web for seth meyers haters to connect and bond over how much they hate seth meyers. Seth that was you . Yes. I am the founder and ceo [ laughter ] of sethmeyerssucks. Com. And i feel awful about it. Seth okay, well. You are forgiven. And if you people sign up at sethmeyerssucks. Com today, they can become platinum members, which gives them an allaccess pass to everything sethmeyerssucks. Com has to offer. Including this free seth meyers sucks tshirt. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and this seth meyers sucks koozie. [ laughter and applause ] so you can keep your drinks cool. Much cooler than seth meyers. [ laughter and applause ] seth are you apologizing or are you promoting the website . Im apologomoting. [ laughter ] seth fair enough. Will, you are forgiven. [ applause ] my turn. Will . Yes, seth . Seth i am sorry for not letting you know about the last time i was in l. A. It was a really quick trip. Hey, buddy, im really sorry. I just dont touch me [ laughter ] i will not be touched. Youve done enough. They warned me about you. Seth who warned you about me . The people. [ light laughter ] seth what people . The loyal subscribers [ laughter ] of sethmeyerssucks. Com. [ cheers and applause ] where you can now get a free hat if you sign up within the next ten minutes. Seth do you forgive me . If you wear this hat. [ laughter ] seth fine. You look great, seth meyers. You look really great. [ laughter ] you are forgiven. [ cheers and applause ] i love you, seth. Seth i love you, too, buddy. This has been both seth and will clear the air. 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You get all the fun stuff. Make sure you squeeze out the bubbles. I know. Its not my first rodeo. Are we in limbo . Sure as [ bleep ] we in limbo. Seth please welcome back to the show, our friend laverne cox, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth hi, laverne seth. [ cheers and applause ] oh, seth. Seth you know, i am now im always so happy to see you. But i was worried that i was not going to see you tonight, because had you an ordeal making your way to new york city. I had a very intense ordeal getting here. So i was in los angeles yesterday working. And i had a 9 30 flight and got to the airport and found out that that was canceled and that every flight was canceled back to new york. I was taking a red eye, and that means you sleep on the plane. And so every flight was cancelled, except the 10 30, which was now leaving at 12 30 and it was full and they could book me on standby. Which means, obviously, maybe im not going to get on the flight. Seth sure. Probably wouldnt, because all the flights were canceled and everybody needed to get out. Seth yeah. And i was like, well, whats the earliest flight i can get tomorrow . And they said, there are no flights tomorrow. So there were no flights from l. A. To new york today. And they were like, the soonest flight we can get you on is wednesday at 2 30 p. M. And im like, um, thats not going to work. So i like i messaged my manager and he calls my agent and like they find a flight to philadelphia. So we flew to philadelphia and we got a car and drove to new york. Seth that is bravo. [ cheers and applause ] all for you, seth. Seth thank you, laverne. And all for you [ cheers and applause ] seth and well im glad youre here, because we can talk about a fantastic fifth season of orange is the new black. [ cheers ] this season takes place its very different, the narrative structure is different. It takes place over a very short period of time. Yes. Seth and its very intense. But season four was also, had a different kind of intensity to it, which is this is sort of its a prison riot, everybody was running around. You were in solitary confinement for season four. What was that like as an actor . I know other people were around, but you have to get into a place of feeling like your character is alone. Was that challenging . It was. And i did a tremendous amount of research. Because when i got the story line, i was well aware that lots of people who are serving time in prison who were spending time in solitary, particularly transgender women, were often serving their time in mens prisons. So i was really interested in the psychological and emotional effects of being cut off from human contact. We as human beings crave human contact more than anything else. And so, the paranoia, the depression, the hallucinations. Over 50 of people who are in solitary are suicidal. So i was really interested in having all of those things play underneath the text. And i hope it went well. It was it was its weird to say i had a good time, because i would leave feeling kind of depressed and suicidal, and i would have to call seth yes. So thats the opposite of a good time. Professionals. [ laughter ] i have to make sure that, like, i left work at work. Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, sometimes as an actor you cant leave the job at the job. Its a thing. Seth it was a fantastic performance. I know youve been nominated for this role before for an emmy. I think you deserved it this year as well. [ cheers and applause ] i want to ask you know, you play a character who has obviously a transition story. Different from yours as a performer. Which i think is nice as well, to remind us all that there are different stories of how absolutely. Seth people who make that transition. You there was a moment where you talked about your time when you used to be a fireman and then your character selfcorrected. The character says that. I was never a firefighter. Seth right, right. [ laughter ] laverne, girl. Seth thats right, the character. Could you imagine . Like [ laughter ] but on tv, i can act it. Seth yeah, there you go. I can act like i do. Seth yeah, yeah. So you so you never considered transitioning into firefighting . No, girl. Seth yeah, there you go. No. And i call everybody girl. Its like the new dude. So when everybody says, hey, dude, im like, hey, girl. Right . Seth there you go. Its time somebody counteracts that. I like that. Absolutely. Hey, girl. [ light laughter ] seth so that so again, so your character on the show still has this, you know, obviously identifies with his past as a man. But that it was not something you feel well lots of transgender people who before they transition to try to not be trans, overcompensate by going into very masculine professions, like firefighting or the military or various kinds of sports. Theres a lot of trans women who have that story. That was never my story. I was never i could never sort of be butch and blend in to that. I could never basically pass as butch. This is like, you know this was meant to be. [ laughter ] seth you are, i saw recently on social media, you went to london. Yes. First time. Seth you had never been to london. I had never been to london. Seth and you went around and you did you hit the spots. So first of all, i was this is my birthday. So my birthday happened to fall on bank holiday. Which is like, you know, sort of the National Holiday in london. My big ol hands in the thing. And it was memorial day here. So two Different Countries were celebrating my birthday with me. Which was great. Seth oh, thats fantastic. [ light laughter ] and so this is me at buckingham palace, being just a big old tourist. And this is big ben. Seth there you go. And now one of the things i also heard is you enjoy being london because, is it true that youre a huge james bond fan . I am a huge james bond fan. So when we were driving around i totally felt like i was in a james bond film. And like maybe i was may day from a view to a kill or halle berrys character. Like ive always sort of imagined that i could be a bond girl. You could see that, right . Seth yeah [ cheers and applause ] so i was living out my bond girl fantasy. Whats your favorite bond film . Seth whats my favorite bond film . They do i will admit, they do kind of blend together for me. I will say the first one i ever saw was octopussy. One of my favorites. Seth yeah, but as a child i just remember thinking, were not supposed to be at a movie that has this title. [ laughter ] i think thats why its so good. Seth but it was funny, cause i know everybodys sort of i think theres more people who think that connery is the classic bond. But and it was very sad when roger moore passed away. Because he was my first bond and i really thought he was a lot of fun. He was my first bond as well. And what i love about octopussy and the man with the golden gun is that theyre so campy and seth theyre so silly. And roger more was so, sort of cheeky and it we will we will miss you, roger moore. And i love james bond. But daniel craig is very easy on the eye. Seth hes very easy on the eye. [ laughter ] thank you so much for being here. And thank you so much for making the extra effort. [ cheers and applause ] laverne cox, everybody. Fifth season of orange is the new black, streaming on netflix. Well be right back with music from jeff tweedy. [ cheers and applause ] this summer in a place where flavor runs deep, any dish and every glass might be the best youve ever tasted as long as you dont forget your appetite. New york state. Its all here. Its only here. Plan your trip to the finger lakes at iloveny. Com and still have dry eye symptoms . Ready for some relief . Xiidra is the first and only eye drop approved for both the signs and symptoms of dry eye. One drop in each eye, twice a day. Common side effects include eye irritation, discomfort or blurred vision when applied to the eye, and unusual taste sensation. Dont touch container tip to your eye or any surface. Remove contacts before using xiidra and wait at least 15 minutes before reinserting. Chat with your eye doctor about xiidra. [ cheers and applause ] seth back for a second night, performing one of my alltime favorite songs, im always in love, jeff tweedy, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] why i wonder is my heart full of holes and the feeling goes but my hair keeps growing will i set the sun on a bigwheeled wagon oh im bragging im always in love when i let go of your throatsweet throttle when i clean the lash of your blackbelt model will i catch the moon like a bird in a cage its for you i swoon im always in love i dont get the connection if this is only a test i hope i do my best you know i wont forget when i fold the cold in my jetlag palm when i soak so long i forget my mother will i set the sun on a bigwheeled wagon oh im bragging im always in love its a drag i sang im always in love im worried im always in love im worried im worried im worried im always in love im worried im worried im worried im always in love [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you so much. Seth jeff tweedy, everybody [ cheers and applause ] the new album, together at last, is out on friday. Head over to wilcoworld. Net for tour dates. My thanks to will ferrell, laverne cox, jeff tweedy, everybody. Daru jones, the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson hello there. You are watching nbc in the middle of the night, which means its time for this program. Last call. Im carson daly, thanks for being here. We got a good lineup tonight. In our spotlight were gonna tr

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