[ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Matthew Mcconaughey from broadways chicago, actress mel b. Star of chasing cameron, Cameron Dallas. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and craig finn. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. And in that case, lets get to the news. Today is our last show of 2016, but well be back on january 9th, and then cancelled on january 20th. [ laughter and applause ] there are just three days until christmas when most of us will celebrate the birth of christ, and mike pence will celebrate historys least planned parenthood. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] Donald Trumps childhood home in new york city is going up for auction three days before his inauguration. Wow, just think, you could own the home that donald trump never grew up in. [ light laughter ] the rock band kiss reportedly turned down an offer to perform at Donald Trumps inauguration, and its not the first time trump has been refused a kiss. [ laughter and applause ] seth youre my best friend. [ light laughter ] an 11yearold has set up a stand in a subway station to offer advice to stressed out new yorkers, and apparently, nobody is less stressed out that his parents. Mom, im heading down to the 4train and talk to strangers. Okay, have fun. [ laughter ] i still dont know. [ light laughter ] im just shaking eggs over a flame. The a new poll not the new poll. A new poll a new poll has found that the most annoying thing said in casual conversation is whatever. The second most annoying is, hello, im conducting a poll. [ light laughter ] a new study has found that using multiple social mediaplat forms may make you depressed or anxious, while using just one may make you president. [ laughter and applause ] according according to new research, drinking cactus water can help cure hangovers, but if you keep waking up hung over in the middle of the desert, maybe its time to stop drinking altogether, bro. [ laughter ] mattel is selling a new a smarthome version of its Barbie Dream House featuring a toilet that can actually flush. Now all barbie and ken need in order to use the bathroom are genitals. [ laughter ] and finally, a group of models allegedly spent six hours doing a photo shoot in an abandoned warehouse before alerting police that there was dead body inside. At first, they just asked for her diet secrets. [ laughter ] how do you do it, girl . You guys, weve got great show for you tonight. Hes starring in two fantastic movies, the animated sing and a new crime adventure film, gold. Matthew mcconaughey is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she is starring in broadways chicago and cohosting nbcs new years eve with carson daly, mel b is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and his new show, chasing cameron comes out on netflix on december 27th. Social media star Cameron Dallas is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and i met cameron for the first time back stage. A very lovely young man, was not wearing a shirt as he Walking Around backstage, and i got to be honest, it looks great. [ light laughter ] nothing to be ashamed of, looks fantastic. [ light laughter ] and im real tough judge of torsos. [ light laughter ] moving on, you know, im about to turn 43 years old. Im married. I have a kid. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, thank you. Give it up for 43, but nothing makes me feel older than when i dont know or understand the new slang terms teenagers are using. And it seems like these days, teen slang terms are evolving so fast, that sometimes, its hard it keep up. And there are some new terms that are actually inspired by the holiday season. So we decided to give you a little primer on new team slang terms in a segment we call seth explains teen slang holiday edition. [ cheers and applause ] [ bells jingling ] seth our first holiday teen slang term is chronickuh. [ light laughter ] lets see what it means. Its when your supply of marijuana miraculously lasts for eight whole days. [ laughter and applause ] here it is in a sentence. I thought id blow through my weed the first day at my parents place, but that chronickuh was lit for the entire week. Lhighem. [ laughter and applause ] lhighem. Moving on, our next term is gingerbread house. Heres the definition. Something you can look at, but youre not allowed to touch. For example, ive been dating julie for six months, now but her familys born again, so she a straightup ginger bread house. [ laughter and applause ] our next teen slang term is baby new year. Lets see what it means. The guy at your new Years Eve Party who gets so wasted, he ends up passed out in the fetal position in his underpants. [ laughter ] here it is in a sentence. Hey, if youre looking for kevin, he went full baby new year in the bath tub. Toiletpapersash. [ laughter ] our next teen slang term is eggnoggles. Its beer goggles for eggnog. [ laughter ] lets see it in a sentence. I shouldnt have had four eggnogs before going Christmas Shopping at the mall. I thought i was hooking up with an abercrombie model, but turned out to be a drunk mall santa. Eggnoggles. [ applause ] up next, its joseph. You might hear a teenager using this word, so lets see what it means. The last one to find out that his girlfriend is cheating on him. [ laughter ] for example, tyler is a total joseph. He still thinks stacey is his girlfriend, even though shes fully pregnant with daves baby. [ laughter and applause ] coming up next, its ball drop. Lets see what it means. When someone hits puberty in the middle of your new Years Eve Party. [ laughter ] for example, kyle must have gone through a ball drop because his rendition of Auld Lang Syne just went down an octave. [ light laughter ] our next new teen slang term is the holy land. This is new slang this is a new slang term. [ laughter and applause ] this is a new slang term teens are using. [ laughter ] just in case you forgot the premise, my writers had to put that in. This is a new teen slang term teens are using. [ light laughter ] thats what again . What are we doing now . The holy land. Its the one Chinese Restaurant that all the jewish people in your town go to on christmas. [ laughter and applause ] for example, so jealous of having goldstein, im stuck here eating figgy pudding while he and his family are mowing down dumplings in the holy land. [ light laughter ] letmypeoplegotothatrestaurant. [ cheers and applause ] next up, we have daily double. This has really taken off for teens. Heres the [ light laughter ] here is the definition. When you drink so much on new years eve, it looks like there are two carson dalys. Hlhl for example, hey, turn it up. The guy from trl and the guy from the voice are both on tv. Dalydouble. [ light laughter ] our next holiday teen slang term is manger. Its the makeshift bed you have to use when your parents have guests over for the holidays. [ light laughter ] for example, mom invited 30 relatives over to the house for christmas, so dad pushed two ottomans together, and im sleeping in the manger. [ light laughter ] moving on our next slang term is jack and rose. You probably remember jack and rose as the main characters from the movie titanic. Lets see what it means. When your date dies before the night is over. [ laughter and applause ] you know, how that used to happen and you didnt have slang for it. [ laughter ] for example, i was all set to get a kiss at midnight, but then, steve jumped off the roof into the pool. Iceberg jackandrose myheartwillgoon. [ cheers and applause ] next up, messolution. Lets see what messolution means. When you break your new years resolution while youre still at a new Years Eve Party. [ light laughter ] for example, i promised myself that in 2017, i would stop getting blackout drunk and embarrassing myself, but at 12 03 a. M. , i chugged the punch bowl, stripped to my underpants, and ended up fullon baby new year on the front lawn. [ laughter and applause ] messolution. Up next its yule log. Lets see what it means. The Family Member everyone burns during christmas vacation. [ laughter ] for example poor uncle barry, hes 52 years old, but no one will ever stop talking about his ball drop back in 1976. He, the family yule log. [ laughter ] last teen slang term is auld bang syne. What does it mean . Well, its when you sleep with an old acquaintance who should be forgotten. [ laughter ] lets see it in a sentence. Remember that guy brian who missed senior year because he was in rehab . Well, he was at a Christmas Party last night and auld bang syne. Eggnoggles. [ laughter ] that was seth explains teen slang holiday edition. [ cheers ] well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] these as well. Luke . Amy. Its been years oh, you smell the same. Meet my wife and my kids. Oh you guys are so goodlooking. And impeccably dressed. Thanks. Its all old navy. You sending off some last minute gifts . I miss us. You know . You should go to old navy. The entire store is up to 75 off right now. Amazing idea. Okay, i think ill go there. Get out of here. I dont know what that is. Im just scratching my eyes. For me . Oh my. [gasps] what is it . Its samsung gear vr. You put it in there. Push the play button. Oh. [gasps] [laughter] this is crazy oh my gosh whooooah wow. 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Whats not to like . Youre a female and youre a teenager. This song was made for you. Wow. Its like you can inside my tiny teenage mind. I know, right . You just got to add some moves. And a little bit of hey i just met you and this is crazy but heres my number so call me maybe go for it. Oh, you mean like this . Try to chase me but heres my number so call me maybe there you go. Youre a natural. Seth please welcome to the show Matthew Mcconaughey, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome to the show. I like the bass line in your band. Seth yeah, thats sid over there providing the bass line. He will take that home with him tonight. Hell be very happy. Hell be very happy that he heard that. Good to be here, man. Seth great to see you. So here you go. Animated film. You play a koala. Is that the dream . [ laughter ] it was about time. Seth it was about time. Have you is this your no. Youve have you youve done animated. Ive only done it once before. Kubo and the two strings earlier this earlier this year. Seth okay. And now sing. And i dont know if you know anything about the films ive been making, i have kids eight, six, and three. I havent made many things that they can see in a while. [ laughter ] seth oh Dallas Buyers Club . Not not really, yeah. [ laughter ] i think that might be the next frozen. Dallas buyers club. Killer joe, not yet. Seth killer joe, thats right. True detective, nah. Maybe wait a little bit. Seth yeah, exactly. You got to wait a bit. Yeah, so its my second one. And its a ball doing it. Seth and a koala. And do the kids have the kids seen it . Kids have seen it three times. Seth great. And whats their reaction . They love it. Seth oh good. They have a different Favorite Song every time they leave the theater. They have a different favorite character every time they leave. And if they see it four, five, six times its going to be the same thing every time they see it. Seth are you have you ever been their favorite character . I was my daughters my daughters favorite character right now. Seth okay, gotcha. [ light laughter ] but i got a feeling its kind of temporary. [ laughter ] seth shes gonna give you another shot. So then next time shell see it, shell say, i didnt feel like your heart was in it that time. Something. They dig it. I did get a little more clout in the household. Seth thats good. Finally, you know, i play buster moon. His name, this koala. So my kids go see it and pop eyes, what they call me. I have a little extra umpf in the household now. Seth thats good. I use that leverage. Seth okay. Unfairly. Seth what could you use leverage for with children who are eight, six, and three . Hey, who was the one who was buster moon a koala bear in the movie . Come one . Seth i see. Right, side with me. Seth oh, you use it in arguments hey, oh yeah. Seth i got to do an animated film then. You play a koala. A famous famously australian. I notice no accent. No australian accent. Seth is that i think were finding out why . I did live there. [ laughter ] no australian accent. I got asked that. I did a lot of australian presses and theyre like, well a koalas australian. And you lived over here for a year. Why dont you do an australian accent . I was like, no. It would have been a little too literal. [ laughter ] decided not to. Seth but you did. You mentioned you lived in australia for a year. This was between high school and college. Yeah. Seth and then were you is it true that you were one of those people that came back from abroad and you actually brought the accent back with you . Damn right. Seth wow. [ laughter ] and this is texas, right . There cant be a lot of people Walking Around with an australian accent back there. Was it were people into it . The ladies kind of were. Seth yeah. [ cheers ] but then which why i was doing it. Seth yeah, but and also because i was playing yeah. It was a lot of my Fraternity Brothers out there going, you son of a bitch. You did fake that for a year. Yeah, i did. [ laughter ] seth but i would imagine the problem with faking an accent for a year is if you dont move, you have to explain what happens when the regular one comes back, right . No, i actually let everybody know. All my buddies, like one night. Seth okay, gotcha. They were like, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Its like a year after id been hanging out with them. We were in the frat house. And like, well what happened to your australian accent . I was like, gotcha. [ laughter ] seth you played the long con. I did the long year con. Seth and you actually went back and you taught at your alma mater, ut this year, university of texas. We got a class there that that were going into our third year of it. Um, its a class i wish i would have had when i was in film school. Seth okay. So if you any movie you see, if youre privileged to read the very first script, very different. Seth very. So its called from script to screen. And all, its put the science to the magic in that script. What it turns into to get to that two hours of celluloid that you see on film. Major changes. And we take them through that chronologically. Seth i must be a jackpot to be in Matthew Mcconaughey professor mcconaughey. Excuse me, professor mcconaugheys class. Yes please. [ light laughter ] thank you very much. Thank you very much. Seth and i also realize i did not raise my hand. And i apologize for that. [ laughter ] i want to ask, so you got another movie too. Again, very different. One for the kids. One for the adults. Yeah. Seth so this film, gold, you play this is about businessman who is trying to find gold in indonesia. And i heard a tale that you were drawn to this character because he reminded you of your father. He reminded me hes a prospector. He is at the bottom of the barrel living in a you know, in reno working out of a bar in reno. And he dreams that he knows the man who knows where the gold is in indonesia. And he a blackout dream follows that dream, finds the gold. So what it was was it was somebody that my dad my dad would take me around the country to go collect money from people that owed him money. Seth okay. And as a 12, 13, 14yearold boy, i was shamed them in to paying him back. Seth oh, he brought you as a prop. As a prop, yeah, exactly. Good move pop. So, but he introduced me to a lot of different characters. Or i saw him with a lot of different characters. I mean, there was this one incident. It was the day before christmas at 2 30 in the afternoon. He says, come on buddy. Lets go get some stocking stuffers. So we get in the car, we drive seth thats exciting as a kid that age. December the 24th. Picking up some fingernail clippers, etc. So were driving there and he gets off the exit of i59 southwest houston, about four exits early and pulls into this abandoned onestory shopping mall. Broken windows. Graffiti. We go around back, downed power lines, dumpsters, and a white van that flashes its lights at us. [ light laughter ] we pull up next to it, pop says, stay here, this is chicago john. [ laughter ] oh my man, this is great. What are we into dad . He gets out of the car and he goes over. Chicago john rummages through the back of his van through microwaves and hair driers and stuff and pulls out this shoe box. Pulls out this thing wrapped up in paper towels and shows it to my dad. And when he shows it to my dad, i remember, i saw my dads back. My dads shoulder is going [ laughter ] which was, my dads way of going, this is something really good. [ laughter ] the next thing i see is my dad pulls this envelope out of his pocket and i see his elbow going like this. So he is counting off benjis [ laughter ] or whatever. Seth oh, yeah, thats a benji motion right there. Hes counting off bills, right . He gets it. He wraps it up. He comes back to the car. He gives a glance to the sky like, i dont know, frickin helicopters are probably looking for us or something. Which they werent. Gets in the car. Hands it to me, he says, put it in the glove box so nobody can find it. Its just me and him. Seth yeah. Also thats the first place they look. Right. [ laughter ] so im in some little intermodal mafia gig here, i think with my dad. I dont know what it is. We drive for five minutes, he doesnt say a word. Finally he says, buddy, open up the glove box, see if its still there. I dont know if we have a ferret. I dont know if we have a cobra. But this is really fun stuff. Seth yeah, yeah. As a 17yearold kid. I reach in there and unwrap the paper towels. I lay it out on the middle consol and its a big silver watch. And i never forget my dad. He leans over, hes like, god damn, buddy. Thats a 22,000 titanium rolex and i just bought it for three grand. [ laughter ] that rolex was not a rolex. [ laughter ] it wasnt worth 400. But the gig, the scam, the shady deal. Seth he loved this gig. He loved the shady deal. He always said, id rather do a id rather make half the money in a shady deal with people that are fun than make twice as much money with a bunch of squares. Seth wow. [ light laughter ] and thats very much who kenny wells was. Seth and we have a clip. Lets show a clip of kenny wells here in gold. 85, 15 slip. If you have the balls. Kenny, do you have balls . Open it. [ tiger roars ] im touching a tiger. [ laughter ] seth now thats fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] a very shady deal. Seth very shady dealer. Real tiger. Real tiger. Seth real tiger. Real tiger. Real mcconaughey. As you can see im not doing much acting in that scene. I am scared [ bleep ] less. And i am sweating. Seth and that was the last day of the shoot . How about that for scheduling. Seth yeah. You guys know anything about a shoot that scheduled the tiger scene as the last shot on the last day of filming. [ laughter ] im the producer on the show. I even thought that was clever. [ laughter ] seth cause if you go down, they still got a movie. Hey, we got Everything Else in the can. Seth he would want us to put this out. Yeah. Seth that was his last thing. In memoriam. [ laughter ] seth i know youre working this is very exciting as well. A partnership. You are working with wild turkey. Yes. Seth the good people at wild turkey. The good people, the Russell Family at wild turkey. They came to me about five four years ago about being the face of the campaign. And i started sharing ideas with them about how to market wild turkey. And they started they liked them. So i said, let me come on as creative director. So ive been helping write and i direct the ads. And were going into our second one, well shoot in february. Seth thats fantastic. I mean, i think you are delivering something for, seriously every age group from the animated koala to the wild turkey. [ laughter ] wild turkey, another american product and an american invention. Bourbon. Seth give it up for our Matthew Mcconaughey, everybody. Gold is in theaters january 27th. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] come on, wake up come on, why ya sleepin . Come on what time is it . Its go time. Come on. Lets go, lets go, lets go. Woooo hoooo yeah i feel like i went to bed an hour ago. Ill make the cocoa. Get a great offer on the car of your grownup dreams at the mercedesbenz winter event. Its the look on their faces that make it all worthwhile. Thank you santa now lease the 2017 c300 for 389 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. It ltoys deal just arrived of this thursdays toys, can i get a picture . Hey siri, take a selfie hashtag squad goals get 20 off top toy brands today only at target. It ltoys deal just arrived of this thursdays toys, can i get a picture . Hey siri, take a selfie hashtag squad goals get 20 off top toy brands today only at target. 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Give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] and we have had such a fantastic week with one of my favorite vocalists sitting in with the 8g band, hes from one of my alltime favorite bands, the hold steady and now his third solo record, we all want the same things will be available fo preorder on january 10th. Give it up for craig finn, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for the great week. Thanks for having me. Seth also you guys, fred armisen is here this week. Give it up for fred. [ cheers and applause ] fred, we go through this every time were here. We love tv. Youre on multiple Television Shows, portlandia, documentary now, you work here, snl, you just went back and did some cameos on that. Fantastic. Youre on tv all the time and yet you still claim that you have time to watch every Television Show thats on tv. Fred everything seth thats impossible fred. Thats impossible. And if you just said that to impress me now is the time to admit it is not true. Fred no, i love it all. Seth okay. So if i name a Television Show you could tell me everything about it . Fred yeah. Seth all right, that means it is time once again for Fred Armisens extremely accurate tv recaps. Seth all right. The name of tonights show fred is the level on acorn tv. Fred oh the level . Seth yeah. Fred you know it . Seth no. Fred so acorn tv is great. Seth okay. Fred and they just do like series and theyll sort of like put stuff out like all at once. Seth okay. Fred so the pilot for the the whole thing is an origin story, its like a separate story from the walking dead. Its like all walking dead related. Seth so its walking dead related . Fred yeah. So its like an extension of walking dead. Its like an origin story of a separate story and seth zombies . Fred yes. Seth okay. Fred but its before the zombies come out. [ light laughter ] you know what i mean . So every episode is every episode is before you see any zombies. So you just feel it. You just feel like, something is gonna go down. They dont reference it because they dont know zombies yet. You know what i mean . Seth so you as the audience have a sense the zombies are coming. None of the characters do. Fred exactly. Seth but then as an audience member youre wrong because the zombies never show up. Fred no youre right, because you know that from the makers of the walking dead, so that you know that later on oh, okay, in this world, zombies came out. Seth so a normal episode is just regular people going about their day . Fred yeah. Its on an oil tanker. Seth what . Fred its on an oil tanker. [ laughter ] seth that seems like the first detail you should have told me. Fred yeah im sorry. So yes its on an oil tanker. Seth okay enough. Let me tell you what tv guide said. The level is the adventures of two drug squad detectives who actually both calculating law breaking liars with murky pasts. Before the zombies. Fred okay, give it up for fred everybody. [ applause ] seth you know our next guest as onefifth of the spice girls as well as one of the judges on nbcs hit show, americas got talent. Starting december 28th, she returns to broadway as roxy hart in chicago for eightweek limited engagement at the ambassador theater. Please welcome to the show, mel b everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im very good. How are you . Seth im wonderful. Im so happy to have you here. Thank you for having me. Seth youve been world traveling. You just came back from australia . Yeah, i was in australia for about six weeks, then i went to london for two weeks, and then launched myself into rehearsals full on in new york. Seth yeah, youre opening in less than a week. And you havent had a ton of time to rehearse, right . No, but lets not say that right now. Seth well, im just hearing your schedule and im thinking unless you were rehearsing on the planes you have not had a lot of time. No. I havent had a lot of time. But you know the roxy character, shes a little bit all over the place like me. Seth okay. As in shes a very emotional woman and very erratic and kind of thinks on her feet. Seth gotcha. So hopefully that will work out. Seth there you go. Im hoping. Seth and you have three daughters, right . I do. Seth are they helpful in this time of rehearsal . Well i have a 5yearold, a 9yearold and a soon to be 18yearold. So they you know, they were kind of brought up and born in america so theyve been helping me with my accent. And they kind of take the mickey out of my accent a lot. Because when i try do an american accent it doesnt sound very american. Seth oh no, in chicago, i dont need to tell you, here. Yeah. Seth yeah. So im having a problem with my rs. I mean so much so. My 5yearold turn around to me and she said, mommy, why didnt you choose a different part, like a smaller part. [ light laughter ] im like wheres the faith. Im all about girl power and supporting women but ive got my three daughters that are like oh, geez, mum, are you sure you can do this . [ laughter ] seth now is there a based on ages because obviously you have seen them now all ages, are the is the 5yearold the most honest . Is that the way the most honest. And then also, obviously my 18yearold, a little bit moody, like you are when youre 18. She likes to kind of jab me with the honest truth also. Seth yeah, so the 9 is really your touch stone. Oh yeah she is. She actually has been doing like line reading with me. And i dont know if you have seen chicago before but it is not kind of the friendliest of scripts. Seth yeah its not a kids play. Its not matilda. No, its not matilda. Im saying a lot of words and she was asking me, so what does illicit mean . Im like, ill tell that a little bit later. Lets stick to the regular text. Seth by the way, if she is in new york for next eight weeks, shes gonna hear worse than illicit. [ laughter ] i know. It was funny because i did yoga here when i first got here and i knew that i was in new york because i tried to hide myself cell phone at the back of the class and the teacher saw me and she went, for god sakes, get your cell phone out of here in the middle of the yoga class. I was like oh, my god, im definitely in new york. Seth all right, now everybody find their center umm. [ laughter ] seth and obviously your children travel with you a lot, did they like australia . Was that a nice experience for them . They loved it. I did put them in to regular public school. I think it is nice for them to be like a normal kid around normal people. Having said that, i was kind of on my way to work a lot of the times when i would drop them off. So i would drop them off in a full like face of makeup and hair. They would be like, mom, cant you be just like a little bit normal . Im showing up like a drag act. Im like off you go kids. Seth they are doing a show in sort of one of these you are a judge on many talent shows. I am and i dont actually know how that happened. I just kind of fell into it. Seth yeah, youre sort of one of our great purveyors of talent here in this country. If somebody would have said to me youre going to be a judge on americas got talent. A judge on xfactor. I would go, really . Me a judge . I get to just sit there and give my opinion. Which apparently people sometimes like and sometimes they really dont, but i love it. Seth it seems as though being opinionated comes fairly easily to you. Is that safe to say . Yeah, i cant help it, physically. Seth it doesnt strike me that you are fighting to hold back your real opinions. By the way if youre wondering where your 5yearold gets it. I know right . [ laughter ] seth does it change, you know being in the situation where you sit behind a desk and you watch people audition on those shows. Does that change the way you audition when it comes around time for to you do it . Well i did actually audition for chicago about nine years ago. Seth oh wow. And i did the whole workshop. And then spice girls went off and did a tour. Then it just so happened that i had time this year. I had time off. I had four months off. And then i filled it by being here in new york. And for me, it is not just about doing chicago, it is a play that is amazing. Its been running for 20 years. But to be in new york at christmas time, ive never done that before. My kids are so happy and excited. It is just lovely here. I love it. Seth its great. First ones the best. The second one is okay. [ applause ] [ laughter ] no but it is a great city this time of year. You mentioned the spice girls, 20 years. This is the 20th anniversary of the spice girls. [ cheers and applause ] i know it is kind of crazy. Seth what is your what are your daughters relationships with the band . Are they familiar with it, the music . Well i was in london for two weeks and they all came and surprised me onset which was really nice. Seth on fantastic. And its funny cause my kids dont really see them as real people. My kids see them as baby, sporty, posh and ginger. Im like, they have real names. Yes, so it was kind of nice. I think for my kids, you know, they want the spice girls to get back together. Seth sure. Especially my 5yearold and my 9yearold. Seth yeah. We all do. They kind of miss that cycle sort of im hoping once we all get our schedules sorted out we can actually celebrate and say thank you to the fans for all their support and stuff. [ cheers and applause ] seth and it must just be fantastic. Yeah, give it up. The fact that you are all emotionally in a place that would be okay to get back together, i think says a lot about all of you as people. Yeah weve all grown up, were not bitches any more. Seth yeah well there you go. Something for us all to look forward to. Thank you so much for being here, such a pleasure. Give it up for mel b, everybody. See her in chicago december 28 to february 19. And watch nbcs new years eve with carson daly. Well be right back with Cameron Dallas. [ cheers and applause ] 3,2,1. Lumiere, action and let roomba from irobot help with your everyday messes. Roomba navigates your entire home. Cleaning up pet hair and debris for up to 2 hours. Which means your floors are always clean. You and roomba, from irobot. Better. Together. When are they leaving . Grilled cheese and campbells tomato soup go together like grandchildren and chaos. Made for real, real life. Sometimes, you feel the need hanes wants to end the smellfie. Those quick self sniffs. 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Skeptic on a stick teaches our children secular facts. Not religious fables. Christmas trees start dying the moment they are separated from their root system. Skeptic on a stick tells my child the holiday message i want her to hear. Santa claus is just a marketing ploy created by the Cocacola Corporation in the 1930s. Thanks for taking that one, skeptic. The skeptic wont come alive at night, talk to religious figures or even make your kids happy. Theres no magic to it. Hanukkah is a lesser jewish holiday that was elevated in importance to compete with christmas. The skeptic is also great for play dates. So their friends can learn about atheism too. Back so soon . Sarahs mom sent me home. There is only one set of footprints in the sand because god doesnt exist. [ laughter ] those are your footprints. Yeah. I know. Skeptic on a stick gives your child the best gift of all. Empirical logic. Im made in china and my voice is provided by chicago based character actor doug jacobs. Skeptic on a stick, the rational role model with a stick up its ass. Literally. Skeptic on a stick. Order in the next 30 minutes and get the little bummer boy absolutely free. [ laughter ] rising sea levels threaten 1 billion people in coastal seas. Barum bum bum bum. Call today. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back. Our next guest is one of the biggest social Media Influencers in the world. His Netflix Series chasing cameron starts streaming december 27th. Lets take a look. Find my phone, please. Honestly, help me find my phone. Check in did you change pants . When you texted me back you said you were in the apartment. This apartments so small how can i lose it in here . Thats what i dont get. Like how do i lose things in here . Do you get separation anxiety when you lose your phone . Do you think i do . I dont know. Please welcome to the show, Cameron Dallas, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you buddy . Im good. How are you . Seth im so happy to have you here. Youre our first social media influence here weve ever had on the show. Awesome thats great. Thank you. Seth yeah. For those of us who dont know, explain exactly what that job is. Yeah, so basically being a social media star, were kind of like young entrepreneurs in a sense where kind of going back to the traditional media where we have kind of our own platform and nowadays with modern Technology People have the freedom to choose who they want to watch and thankfully ive had amazing fans that watch me and im able to produce things that i want to produce and kind of make things i want to make. Seth and just to give a sense for those who dont know your following 17 million followers on instagram. Yeah. Seth more than obama. More than the pope. Those are the big guys. The popes pretty big, yeah. Seth the popes a big guy. Arent there like a bunch of them . Seth yeah thats true. When you add up all the popes, they have more instagram followers. There you go. There you go. They beat me. Seth but what was your first Instagram Post . Cause again i think it is very important for people to understand this. You started at zero. You did not it wasnt like you all of a sudden got a Television Show on a conventional network. You are a kid who had zero instagram followers. What was your first Instagram Post . I actually got instagram for the first time in my science class. There was this really cute girl next to me and she was telling me about it right. Instagram have filters. Seth gotcha so you hadnt heard about instagram . No clue. No clue. I dont know what it is about the filter but it makes you like that much better looking. Seth sure, im heavily filtered on this show right now. Yeah thank god yeah i have make up on and stuff. No, i do. Seth yeah, we both do. [ laughter ] thats something a lot of people wont admit but yeah so i ended up getting it and like i didnt understand the concept so i would upload the photo and delete it right after. Seth sure. I didnt know what followers was but like a lot of teenagers instead of studying for my classes at home, i was on my phone. I ended up learning what instagram was and what having followers meant and how you could build your own brand through that. Seth and so from that day to 17 million, how small a window of time was it . How long did it take to get there . I started in 2011. So coming up seth five years like 17 million people, thats unbelievable. Lets try our game out here. Im gonna take a picture. Yeah, and im gonna put it on the shows Instagram Page and well see how we do. All right, um should i take one on mine too . Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. Take one on yours. Well do you first. [ light laughter ] okay, great. All right here. Seth im going to post that. And then you post one too. And tell me if you have any notes, please. Stick your tongue out or Something Like that. Seth okay, cool. Just be cool . Be funny. Seth alright, be funny . Yeah. [ laughter ] seth okay great. Alright so lets im sharing it now. And well just check in and see how we are doing as far as likes go. Are, are you putting anything . Post yours. What are you saying in your caption . I dont know. Do you want to pick your filter . I dont know what you look best in. Seth put me in the one that makes you look funny. What happened . Look at this photo. Seth thats great. Okay thats a very good photo. Show it over there. Show it to them. Thats like two young guys. [ laughter ] thats two social media entrepreneurs. Young stud. You look good. Seth thats great. I have 11 likes, just fyi. I want to ask you real quick about magcon. This is something you started. Its sort of like a comic con. Its sort of like a coachella. But mag standing for meet and greet con. Correct. Seth and this is your idea. Convention, this is a chance for you guys to be able to able to interact with your fans, social media stars. Yes. Yes. So i dont know if youve ever been to like a meet and greet at comic con or just a meet and greet in genral. Its very quick. So with magcon, the whole sense is like you actually get to spend time with your fans. And you get to say hi to them. Meet their parents. You get that really that, interaction that you pay for. Seth now you mentioned of course because your fans are younger a lot of times obviously theyll have their parents when they bring them to Something Like this. How are parents are parents ever excited to meet you or are they ever sort of i have some really excited parents sometimes. And there is this one instance where because theres three different ticket types basically for magcon. Theres general, priority, and vip. And vip gets like, they get to meet us and everything. Seth im a general guy and then i just yeah, yeah. Well i mean some people cant afford it. So we like to stay and we like to sign things for everyone at the show after the show. So we stay and we actually meet with people. We were setting that up there was one of these moms where as like, we were signing it, we were going through and we hear like a large scream. So like ah. We all look. Naturally you look up, right . And as i look up there is this mom just sprinting, full on sprinting towards me, and im like, yo like whats going on . Is something going on with her kid . Im looking behind me. Like whats going on. She runs right towards me and kind of just like grabs me and pulls me up and starts kissing my cheek. Im like, yo, yo, yo, whats up, whats up . Im trying like to play it down seth she lost her mind is whats happened. I dont know i didnt really ask her. I like calmed her down. And i was like, thank you so much. Is your daughter over there . Shes like, yeah. You want go back with her . Shes like, no. Seth can i tell you Something Else . That daughter didnt want to go with the mom either. [ laughter ] no the funny thing is that the Security Guard came up to me, hes like yo, did you see that . Im like, yeah i saw it, she came up and picked me up and kissed me on the cheek. Youre supposed to be helping me. Seth i like that the Security Guard thinks his job is, i watch stuff go down and then i make sure people saw it. [ laughter ] hes like, did you see that . Did you see that . And i was like, yeah. I was like, you saw it too right . He was like, no. I was like what . Seth alright lets check in real quick before we go here. How many likes you got . Cause i dont want to brag but im at 89. 89. Seth 89 and thats a solid 89. These are good people. Yeah do you have any comments . Seth i have two comments. What are the comments . Seth have fun and whos he, hes hot. I guess thats about me. Im at 20,000 likes. Seth 20,000 likes . So pretty close. When you think of how many people are on earth, thats very close. When you think of how many years the planet has been around, thats like nothing. There you go. Seth were a couple of social media superstars. Thank you so much for being here man. Really a pleasure. Thank you so much. Seth thanks for explaining your world. Cameron dallas everybody chasing cameron starts streaming december 27th on netflix. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] my world. With this ring. You are my true love, my ideal. With this ring, i will love you. Forever. Kay jewelers is the only store to bring you. The visibly brighter leo diamond. Tolkowskythe firstever ideal cut diamond. And our very own now forever collection. Youll find all three only at kay, the number one Jewelry Store for. Yes every kiss begins with kay. Hi, we laughter lford quads. Were in 8th grade. Technology is the only thing that really entertains us. Im gonna use this picture on sketchbook, and im going to draw mustaches on you all. 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