Now whos with me . Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much god bless. Ah, more toys. [laughs] thank you hey, baby. Hey, you remember when we went fishing over at the smoochiewoochie river . I was thinking about that. Curtis, thats chattahoochee river. You remember chattahoochee. I remember smoochiewoochie. Curtis, you know none of that happened. None of it. And i know what youre doing. Im sweeping. Yeah, curtis, you have been sweeping in the same little pile of dust for 15 minutes, so youre gonna do extra hours without doing extra work. Please, baby, im trying to be thorough. Well, baby, listen, you need to get on the good foot if you plan to get all of these toys ready. The youth minister will be coming to get everything in a few days. Yeah, okay. Oh, boy, i could have fun with the kids with this. You will not be shooting christian and little calvin with that gun. [imitating gunfire] theyd be all wet. Baby, would you just stop playing . You already came down here late, baby. Baby, thats cause i was handling business at the house. What business . The doorknob fix, the ceiling fan in the bedroom fix, the refrigeratorshelf fix. There was nothing wrong with the refrigerator shelf. I broke it before i left. Fixed. Okay, could you just fix all of this stuff in here, baby . I cannot function in all of this clutter. Baby, you already said that. I got it, i got it. Baby. I got this. Okay. Take this to the back. Unh ugh ugh ugh oh, baby. Curtis, unhunh. Stop playing. Baby, im not playing. Curtis. Im not playing, baby. Come help me. Baby, stop playing. Baby, will you come help me, please . Im not playing. Im sorry, baby. Come on. Aah dont touch me dont touch me get back would you like to go to the doctor . No, i wont go to no doctor i just need to sit down, baby. Well, hurry up. Position yourself. Ella, i just need to sit. Aah ow ugh youre sitting ow [clatter] curtis all these toys. Why are all these toys all over the place, baby . You need to get somebody to help you clean this crap up. Ohh. That was supposed to be you. Ohh. What about this . Aah [laughs] hello, ladies. Hi. How was the spa . It was heavenly. Wait, wait. Come here, come here. Feel my face. Glowing. Ooh, nice. You got the glowing dermis. Yes. [laughs] soft as a babys bottom. Thank you so much. Thank you for treating me. You are the best husband i ever had. And thank you so much, janine, for treating me. That hotstone massage worked out all the tension. Wasnt it great . Fabulous. C. J. , you got to try it. No, thank you. I have other methods for working out my tension. Ooh. Pardon us. Are the twins asleep . Yeah. Yeah. Hayden was fighting it, man. I had to sing three blind mice like 10 times. [telephone ringing] ahem. Hello . Yes, this is she. What . is everything okay . Shh, shh, shh are you serious . [laughs] yes okay, yes, i can. Im on my way, im on my way. [laughs] whats going on . Okay, okay, so, i entered this contest with a Radio Station, and i won two maxwell tickets for the concert this weekend [laughs] whoo hey, shh man, the twins are asleep upstairs. Oh, my gosh, i was trying to get tickets to that concert two weeks ago. It was sold out. I would give anything to go to that concert. I have got to run. I have a halfhour to get down to this Radio Station so i can pick up my tickets. I cannot believe that i won. Aah hello oh, sorry. [door slams] [baby crying] oh, this is wonderful. Let me trywaitcan you help mecan you put it over here . Thank you. Ohh. [chuckles] thank you all so much. Thank you. Such a lovely little couple. Hello. Hey, brother. Hi there, babe. Hi. You feeling better . Oh, curtis, yes, you could not do that yesterday. Went to the doctor, got a shot, and now i feel brandnew. Unh. 3 points. Oh, very good. Very good, baby. I am so glad that you are here. Look at this place. Now, baby, all of these toys need to be cleared out by tomorrow. And the filters need to be changed. And then i was in the bathroom baby, i got all this. Dont worry about it. I got it. Hey, but i need you to need you to sign that for me. Unh. Whats this . Ooh. Its my certificate of completion. I got to get it to the courthouse today. But, curtis, you did not do all of your hours. I mean, i could turn it in tomorrow, but tomorrow i want to go to the retired firefighters luncheon. Okay. Youbaby, you have not put all of the time in. Well, so . So . So im not signing it. [scoffs] whatwhat do you mean, youre not signing it . You have not completed all of the required hours, and if i said you did, then i would be lying, and im not going to lie, especially not in the help center, baby. Oh, okay. Its no problem. Well, come on, lets go outside. You can sign it in the parking lot. Curtis, im not doing that either, no. Come on, baby. Come on, now. Its crunch time. Now, you know i wouldve had all this done. I wouldve had all my hours in if i hadnt hurt my back. You know that. [scoffs] you couldve had these communityservice hours done, baby, long before now. Okay, well, then you come on down to the courthouse with me, because you got to explain this. Come on. Curtis, i am not going down to a courthouse with you. Then how about if i promise to you that i will put in all the hours, so, that way, you aint really lying . Miss gladys, can i please have the room . Now, curtis, rules are rules. Look, i need to get this turned in by tomorrow, okay . Just sign the thing. Hey, look, i need to have these toys picked up and packed up by tomorrow. I told you im going to a luncheon tomorrow. Well, i dont think youre gonna be able to be in two places at the same time. Baby, i cant do all this work in one day well, curtis, that is not my problem, is it . Dont do this. Ellaokay. This the game we gonna play . Curtis, dont do it. Are you sure this the game you want to play, ella . You dealt this hand, okay . You did this. You were the one who made the illegal right turn. You are the one who chose not to pay the fine. You are the one who has not done all of the hours, and you gonna blame me . Thats not right. Thats not right. All right, fine. Fine. You be that way, then. Be that way. Ill tell you what, though. I asked you for one favor. Id have done it for you. [scoffs] when you experience something great, you want to share it. With everyone. Thats why more customers recommend verizon, americas largest 4g lte network. Hey baby hey, baby. Baby oh, burned my beans. This is theunh janine aah what are you grooving to . You scared me. What . What are you grooving to . Maxwell got you all. Yeah, i was in the zone. [laughs] figured id have to get my fix since miranda isnt inviting me to the concert. You still hung up on that . No. Yeah. Look, i really wanted to go. Really bad. I wouldnt worry about it. Anything can happen. The concert is tomorrow night. Well, shes probably busy. She hasnt gotten around to it. You guys have been hanging out a lot lately. I know, i know. I treated her to the spa, huh . Huh . She saw these shoes. They were bad, too. She didnt have enough. I let her put it on our credit card. You did what . It wasit was on sale. Ooh, i bet shes gonna wear them to the concert. I wouldnt be surprised if she shows up and asks you. You guys will be at the concert together, screaming, maxwell maxwell. Maxwell look. Look who it is, baby. Miranda. Hey. Hey. How you doing . Hi. [chuckles] okay. I just wanted to, um, give you this. Wonder what that could be. What is it . [chuckles] you know, its that thing that you let me use. Oh, you dont have to talk in code. C. J. Knows all about the shoes and the credit card. Yep, and i will make sure that this goes on the bill. Oh, well, thank you for letting me use it. I appreciate it. Yeah, its no problem. You see, i understand. I understand, when your card is charged to the max, well. You can always call me. [chuckles] im here. Thank you. Thank you. And i just stopped by. I wanted to drop it off for you so youd have it, but i got to run back to the house. Oh, you got to go. Yes. You know, janine. Yes . I apologize, because i have been meaning to ask you. Would you yes, i would love to [laughs] thank you so much. I never thought you would ask me oh, janine, i have been saying to myself, miranda, you need to make sure to ask janine if she will babysit for you for the concert. Wait, wait, wait. Thank you. You want me to babysit . Yes thank you. Um, miranda, what about. I want my shoes back. Good morning, baby. Curtis. You did not come home last night. I know, baby. I was no, no, no, no, no. Let me finish. Now, we have been married for over 30 years. Ella and i will not tolerate this, curtis. I dont know where you have been. You did not call me. You got mad and stormed out because i did not go to a courthouse with you . If i had gone down there, curtis, i was gonna tell the truth. But if i tell the truth. Ella, zip it. Zip it, babe. Please. Come on. Just go with me. Curtis, im not going nowhere with you. But youre just making it difficult. Come on and go with me, and then you dont have to say nothing. Just go. Go where . This gonna be a long ride. Curtis, why did you bring me down here . Its too early in the morning for all this foolishness. Just hush. Look. Would you justokay, turn the lights on. When did you do this . Why didnt you tell me, curtis . [chuckles] i did it last night. I pulled a double shift, baby. Get all my hours in. Huh . You were right, ella, and i was wrong. And i was definitely wrong for asking you to lie. I appreciate this. And i appreciate you sticking to your guns. Im proud of you, curtis. Thank you, baby. I really am. And i want to give you something, baby. Baby . In the help center . Its been a long time. Can you help me with this . [laughs] what time they open officially . You are crazy. Come on. Curtis. Come on. Got space for you right here. Curtis, we have 30 minutes before we open. Thats 28 more than i need. Come on here is your certificate. You come get this. Thats right. You got to sign it. Lord, im not as young as i used to be. No, im not signing it. Yeah, you got to sign it, baby. I did all the hours. I already signed it. I said to myself. The curtis payne i know is gonna make things right. I dont know how, but i know he is, because hes an honest man. So you mean i was here all night for nothing . Staying here all night, putting together toys for needy children, baby, that is something. It did make me feel good. Thank you, baby. And you can get this to the courthouse and still make the luncheon. Now, thats a good idea. Done deal. Mwah. Thank you, baby. Thank you, curtis. Oh, hey. You know what im gonna do . After i take this certificate in, im gonna take that 250 that i saved from not paying that fine, and im gonna buy a bunch of toys. Unh curtis. And im gonna donate one. Curtis. Thats it. Curtis no. No, baby. Im not doing this for glory. Im doing it because its in my heart. And somewhere in this world, theres a lucky kid. One, somewhere. Curtis. [chuckles] god is good, baby. Yes, he is. All the time. And all the time. And all the time. God is good, baby. Thats what i just said. Come back, baby. Come back. No, come back to church. Thats where he is. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Aww. Whats for dinner . [chuckles] i promised the kids pizza. I hope you dont mind. Can we get grownup pizza this time . I hate when they take the pepperonis, make them into little smiley faces. Sure. I needed to order some more anyway because miranda is bringing the boys over and that calvin jr. Can eat. He takes after his daddy. Yeah. So, you never told miranda how you felt about her not inviting you to the concert . No. No. Maybe i just assumed too much. Aw. Well, im sorry it didnt work out for you. I know how much you two like hanging out together. Yeah. [knocking on door] hello. Hey, look at you with your hot pants on, looking all fly. Thank you very much. Nice shoes. Oh, these old things . Mmhmm. Okay, what are you doing here so early . Where are the kids . Well, calvin got a lastminute work assignment, and he cant go to the concert tonight. Really . Wow. Thats too bad. So. Kind of have this leftover, extra concert ticket. What you gonna do with it . You know, i know its lastminute and all, but i was wondering. You want to go to the concert with me . Heck, yeah [laughs] thank you we are gonna have so much fun. I only need a moment. I just have to put on my shoes, girl. This is gonna be it we got time. What . Dont do that. Youre the one that said anything could happen. I hope you dont have any plans this evening. No, no. Have a great time. [squeals] thank you oh, my gosh. I have been waiting to see him in concert. Oh, i am so excited. I just. What are you doing . All right, um, i have a confession to make. What, janine . Um. The p. R. Story that calvin is working on, c. J. Asked me to assign to somebody, and i purposely assigned it to calvin, in hopes that he couldnt go to the concert, so i could have his ticket. Janine. Girl, please dont worry about it. Calvin acted like he didnt want to go, anyway. He said he didnt want to see me screaming for another man. And he was kind of excited about that little p. R. Story, so its fine. So youre not mad at me . I will be if you dont move outside. Okay. Were going. Were going. Love you, baby. Thank you. [squeals] yes, were going. [laughs] hey, calvin. Hey, you owe me bigtime for faking this assignment so you wouldnt have to go to this concert. Sure. Come on over. All the goodness of milk, all the deliciousness of hersheys syrup. Oh, curtis, thanks again for all of your help. I can only imagine what those little kids faces are gonna look like when they light up when they get those toys. Anything i can do to help, baby. You know, curtis, you have your moments, but you really are a good man. Yes, i am. And, so help me god, i will put you in the last choke hold if you mess my hair up with that water gun. What water gun are you talking about . Did you get that water gun from the help center, baby . What water gun are you talking about . The water gun thats in your hand, curtis. Baby, i dont have a water gun in my hand. Curtis. What are you talking about . Hold your hands up. Open them. Open both palms at the same time. Yeah. You are tripping. Yeah, i aint tripping. Sometimes i think youre going crazy. Okay. Going crazy. Brace yourself curtis. Captioning made possible by Sony Pictures television wow. These chef ming people really know their way around a wok. They should change the name of this dish to egg foo yum. They were on their game tonight. Im telling you, you should have tried the pupu platter. Im sorry, the what platter . Pupu. [laughs] whoo how do you think thats funny and still hold down a job . Im complicated. Oh, you know what i can totally go for right now . That new frozie fudge blast from quicky burger. [clears throat] what are you doing . My baby wants a frozie fudge blast, my babys getting a frozie fudge blast. No, no, no, no, forget it. Its 10 00 already, and youre in your bad underwear. Thats all right. Ill just hit the drive through. Is it inconvenient . Sure, but being married means sometimes doing things that you dont want to do. I hope youll keep that in mind during our nono time later. Doug bo, bo, bo, [tapping on steering wheel] fudge. Uh, uh, uhuh, uh, uh, uh, uh uh, uh, uh fudge. Man on intercom welcome to quicky burger. May i take your order . Yeah, 2 frozie fudge blasts. Will that be all . Yeah, i think thatll, uh. Ah, who we kidding . Throw in a number 4. Anything else . Uh, does the number 4 have quicky curlies . No, the number 3 does. All right, then ill take a number 3. So cancel the 4 and substitute a 3 . When did you hear the word cancel . Gimme both. May i bucket size you for an extra 70 cents . My man, i like the cut of your jib. Yes, bucket size me. Thats 12. 44. Pull to the front window. Gotcha. [clears throat] [car motor grinds] [grinding] ok, youre not starting. Come on. Dont dont do this now. Dont do this. Youre doing it. Youre doing it. Youre doing it. You son of a mother man on intercom sir, youre gonna have to pull forward now. Yeah, i just got a little problem here, ok . One sec. Second man hey, foxy, nice legs