Hey, garvin, stan. Hey, robert hey, rays hah hah hey, garvin, hi. How are. With the video . N its for dads tribute. You guys coulddo it tog. Ok . And ready, ray . And. Hhhey, its rollin . Yeah, ok. Were her hey, frank,you owe me 50 bucks you gave me your word,i aint h. You hear me . ing mefor a year a, 50 bucks is nothin. How bout the dentyou put i you told meit wasnt you. I have eyewitnesses and i have a bill. I wish i had pocketscause. Wait right here youre a liar a liar. You hear me . Liar thank you. Thank you. Hey, ray, its really niceto se . Take care there,buddy, huh . Hey, say hi to your mom. What are we gonna do . I dont know. In editing. Npiece sometr excuse me, guys. Just st. If you dont mind. Sk a few ques, uh, how do youfeel about. Chocolate . Really good. My favorite. Delicious. Always delicious. Sure, i like. Frank barone. I cant get enough. Its my favorite. Mmmmmmmmm. My wife goes nuts. R frank barone. A wonderful gift. Who doesnt ke. Frank barone . Mmmmmmmmm. Come on, dad,what are ya do . That was a tribute . You didnt like it . It was stupid. And it was so short. We kinda went with a fastmtv ki. Well, i didnt get it. Hot with marshmallows . Le i told yato get rid of that. It was cute. Frank, what are you doing . Come on, marie,wer. What are you talkin about . This. Its not so biganym. You didnt evenfinish your stea. Im not hungry. Shoulda dressedlike. They top it off with sweet honey and a kick of cracked black pepper in their signature honey pepper sauce. And they top that top off with crispy fried jalapenos and onions. And to top the top of that top off, its on their famous 2 for 20 menu. Applebees new honey pepper sirloin. See you tomorrow. I dont do any cleaning. I make dirt. Very, very heavy. Im not big enough or Strong Enough for this. There should be some way to make it easier. [ doorbell rings ] [ morty ] heres a box, babe. Open it up. Oh my goodness what is a wetjet . Some kind of a mopping device. Theres a lot of dirt on here. Morty, look at how easy it is. Its almost like dancing. [ both humming ] this is called the swiffer dance. With new quality ingredients. Like angus beef, hickory ham, and our new buttery seasoned crusts. Then. We add hot. Because hot makes everything better. [ female announcer ] better taste. Better quality. [ ding ] hot pockets with everything. No. No no no no no. Mommys here. But instead she gives him capri sun. With absolutely no artificial preservatives. But instead she gives him capri sun. Would you stop . The boys did notng wrong. They made you a tribute. Ou a tr, i cant wait for my eulogy. You still dont walk outon an eg that your sonsplanned for you. Tom chervenak got a tribute the guys made a wholevie andwith big speechesas and how muchthey love h. Then they did this big,g where they alldressed u. Well, robbie was readyto dress. That stunk what they did, all right . I know a tribute. Theyre not welcomein this. Oh, really . Thats correct. So they let you down . Yes. And what aboutyour buddies at t . What about them . Something greatif they had said that raymond and robbiewould ha . Isnt that whatsreally botheri . [tv plays] frank, what are you doing . Im watching. Come on, shut that off,please. Quiet. I cant hear. Would you shut it, frank . Stupid crap. You know what . Im quitt. Good. What do you mean good . Its a stupid lodge. Its full ofcrotchety old men is sweating naked and coughing. E and all you ever dois complain. Why didnt yousay somet . Gets youout of the house. Come on,lets go to bed. Hey. What . Whatwhat wouldyou. S . What . What would you sayin a . What do you mean . What would you sayin a . Wwwhi dont know, frank. The. Ok. I would say hes beenmy husband, togetherhave2 wonderful boys and 3 beautifulgrandchildren. Isnt that right . Thats it . Lllet me finish. And. That hes alwaysbeen thers and been a good provider every now and then,hwe squabble i know that. Hes the one for. Ill live with. Didto deserve hi, i like that. With the humor. Now. Can i ask yousomething . Come on,lets g. Oh, come on, frank. We were talking. Im tired. Im goin. Oh, sure. Now you gotwhat y, now youre goin to sleep. What else is new . What do ya want . I want to havea convers. I want to talk to you. Is that asking so much . I know where this is goin. Good. Come here. Sit dow. How much talkingcan a guy take . Thank you. Now. What would yourtribute . Well . This is stupid. It wasnt stupidwhen yo. Yes, it was. I now realizehow s. And generous answer,ry y didnt i . Well, didnt i . All right. What are yougetting ready for . Im notanointing you here. About me. Isnt every das well, its not every daythat yo. Oh, stop it, frank. Come on, what were youg . Sometimes you spitwhen you talk. Oh, thats it. That. Hey, what did i say . Com. Youre the one for me you wanna know why peopledont . You wanna know . cause you offer them nothing. T. You have to give love,frank, to. And you have never, everbeen wi. You just takeand take and take of a personality,ody to acceptys because its you. To put up witht you know whatthe sad part is . You are surrounded by familywho, and you push them away. You push us all away. You dont haveto push anymore. Youre not gonnatalk to me abou frank . This is nota marriage, frank. A marriage is 2 peoplesharing t, and if they have a problem,they. To go away. Ust sit thereand waie better than anything else, s than anything youll find anywhere else did someone say sandwiches . Yes. Were gonnatalk. Aw, crap. Jeez oh, stop it, frank. A guy wants to go to bed,he get. Oh, stop it. All right. Now you talk to me. All right. Look, i, uh, knowthe boys did t. I know, uh, its my ownstupid ft if people arentcrazy about me. And im sorryto everybody. Youre just saying that. To say about me . Hink ofe how bouti sleep on it . Its all jokes. [water runs] frank, what are you doing . No, n. I need that. Frank. On your face. Tterwip oh, frank. Ok . You should try and Say Something like that to me every day. Ill try. Hey, uh. What . Well, i amman of th. Yes, you are. [kisses] from man once a year. E p see . With the humor. That nasty odor coming from your washer. Say farewell to the smell with tide washing machine cleaner. It goes straight to the source of the stink to lift odorcausing residues off your washers drum. Tide washing machine cleaner. [ jen garner ] what skincare brand is so effective. So trusted. So clinically proven dermatologists recommend it twice as much as any other brand . Neutrogena®. Recommended by dermatologists 2 times more than any other brand. Now thats beautiful. Neutrogena®. Another viva dare. Our fans think theres a rule that a paper towel cant handle this. Fans . Now thats tough when wet. [ peggy ] grab viva and break the rules on all your tough messes. This is what they do for fun. On all your tough messes. I just. Ahh. Na go to bed . Oh, honey, what . I liked that tribute. Hi. Made me hungry. I dont know. Maybe i should apologize. Iyou know what . Well all feel betterif i just. What, are they not home . I dont know. Nobodys awering. Hhello . Yeah, dad. Are you ok . Yeah. No. I just. I wantedabout the tribute all right. Ok. I justi didntall right. Ok. Whats hecallin . I dont know. Across the street. Si wie captioning made possible by talk productions captioned by captioneering your closed captioning resource captioned by captioneering your closed captioning resource other. You told me you slipped off a massage table in tokyo. Nevertheless. Well, what about the cruise now . Ok, well, thanks. Mom and dad are screwed. Our money back. E,and we cant gt why not . Because the discount packageyoum does not permit changes. We cant go. You happy now,tiny . Ill go, ill go. Robert youll go . Ill go. Im going. [cries out] robert no, dad,dont,. Ma, you could gf call lee. Neof y. Lee cant go. Stans cousinthc is visitingfrom. Well, you could alwaysgo by you. No. Your birthday. For i know, dear. Very nice gift. A come on, ma, you neverdo anythi. You bought all thatcruise wear, . Wherere you gonna wear that,ar . No, not for me. I couldnt bearto go alone. Cruise in bermuda. Ed this is oncein a li. This is nonrefundable. Im sorry. It wasa lovely gestu, and we wanna pay you backfor th. Hey no. Ma, you wanna go;i. You to just go . Itgt i dont know. Uhhhhhhhhhh. Let me do that. Bra r i couldnt. Now, that would bea real presen. Look, ma, i wouldlo to robert. Nt bewr no, no, i dont mind. I think its fair. In fact, its. Its funny. Of your father. U couldstay e also funny. Oh, raymond this day startedout. Oh, look how cute this is this is the deluxe package . All right, look. I wanna get mad, but i dont think i can fit another emotion in here. Oh. Im gonna bring debra back one of these shower caps to thank her for letting me have you for the weekend. Yeah, the one thing she lets me do. Oh, look how adorable this little toilet is. Oh, thats great. They stuff you full of food, and then they give you babys first potty. Come on. Lets just get the hell outta here. Single file no, no, no were gonna have a wonderful time. Yeah . How you figure . Well, for one thing, we can spend the whole weend together. We can talk, you and me. Just talk. [sighs] oh, raymond, thank youfor this. Knock knock. Oh, hi. Welcome tot. Im your socialdire. Weve got going on. Of ts oh, god, activities. Ooh ive always wantedto do shd and bingo and candle making. Oh, good. Skeet shooting. Id like to sign up as skeet. Thisthis isour first trip. Oh. Well, then,sir, mayd the deck by moonlight . The gorgeousadymiy whoa, whoa, whoa hey whoa,. This is not my lady, ok . Thi. Oh, sure, sure, sure. Mo. She really is my mother. Tell him youre my mother. Oh, honey, look. Origami. Look, what did youwrite . cauthe truth here. You were at sea. Treall. You have a grand time,y. Aaaaaaahhhhhhh lunch. Its about time. Im starved. What . Youreyoure notl. Oh. Oh, yeah. Uh. Its a miracle. Dad . Honest. I was watching oneof th. I pledged 5 bucks. Praise the lo you faker the moaningand groag and floppingon the. Pretty good, huh . What kindof a perso . Im a very smart person. Mariell be much better offwith. And what are youcomplaining abo . Youre free to go. Everybody getswhat they want. I guess. Everybody exceptray. God bless thatmagnificent basta. Lets eat. Hey, now, this this iswhat i ca. 3 days of sitting in frontof th, napping on the couch,soaking in, nobody nagging at me frank, take out the trash. Frank, cover your mouthwhen you. Frank, thats no placefor a qt. Im free im footlooseand fancy free. Oh oh oh oh oh come on. You got the. This time. Dding. I really poppedt you did not. I did, too. Let me see. [groaning] you just had to dance. [slurps] oh, there you are. Where have yo . Bar hopping. Waffle bar, omelet bar,. Now im doingclam s. Raymond, so many clams. You should try the crab cakes. Had em. And the littleeclairs were had em. Well, im amazedat how much i can get done in the morningwi. I played bridge,i jazzercized, and, look, origami. Mr. Sassa thinks i havenatural. Whats thismade . Paper. Oh. And tomorrow were makinglotus. You should come. No, i dont know, ma. Some scuttlebuttabo. Ooh and bingo starts at 4 00. Myself at 3 00. Hang come on. Itll be fun. At least you could sitwith me f. Nah. Marie, marie heres mein my we. Oh, isnt that beautiful dear, this is mary beth yarosh from jazzercise