Agereversing regimen with active rejuvatin, over a 170 value free details just ahead. Until now, those wishing to look dramatically younger than their years had very limited options botox injections, where a paralyzing toxin is injected into facial muscles, or undergoing costly and invasive cosmetic surgery. Now there is a more acceptable alternative youthology 90second wrinkle removing serum. Developed at Youthology Research Institute with dr. Jeffrey gunter, who is the head of research and a boardcertified dermatologist with clinics throughout southern california. Thats right, anne marie. Our goal was simple, to scientifically and naturally help our patients defy the visible signs of aging, to have them look many years younger without undergoing surgery or relying on periodic injection. When you look at the human face, there are essentially three major indicators that the skin is aging, and they can often make people appear older than they are. Let me show you what im talking about. The first indicator, as we can see on maria here, are the fine lines and wrinkles appearing underneath and around the eyes. The next significant problem that can be faced by people of nearly any age, as we can see on d. J. Here, are the deep lines and wrinkles at the corners of the eyes, commonly referred to as crows feet. Finally, we see the third indicator of aging on joanne, the sagging skin or bags typically found underneath the eyes. These are all very common occurrences. They happen naturally, but they very much make us look older than our years. The 90second wrinkle removing eye serum was specifically designed to address all three of these telltale aging indicators. Exactly. Now ill start with maria who exhibits fairly pronounced fine lines and wrinkles beneath her eye. Im going to apply a very small amount of the serum to the fine lines and wrinkles here, under her eyes, and just at the top of the cheek here. And in just 90 seconds, we will begin to see a vast improvement in all these areas. In front of each of these three chairs, we have placed a camera which will stay focused on each of these womens eye for the entire 90 seconds. As you will notice, we will keep marias face onscreen at all times so that you can see that the transformation that takes place is happening in real time. As maria here is waiting for her 90second facelift to finish, lets quickly go over here to d. J. As you can see, she has the usual wrinkles around the eyes, but she also has very pronounced crows feet at the corner of her eyes. By applying a very small amount of the serum to the area here at the corner of her eyes, the smile lines, the serum will instantly start to activate and begin to shrink, gently pulling and lifting the wrinkles out of the skin. Please note that you only need to apply a very small amount of youthology 90second wrinkle removing serum to get dramatic effects. Thats right, a very little goes a very long way. Now, lets take a look at joanne. Again, she has the usual smile lines at the corner of her eyes and some fine lines and wrinkles underneath. But notice, she has very pronounced bags under her eyes that are, unfortunately, very common in women of her age. Again, we will apply a very small amount of serum to the area underneath her eyes and around the corners here. Notice that im applying it from the inside corner of the eye all the way to the outside corner of the eye, completely covering the baggy area. Well let that activate for about 90 seconds, and well see what happens to this baggy, puffy area. All right, lets go back down and take a look at maria. Its been about 90 seconds, so lets see her results. Lets start by taking another look at marias before picture. You can clearly see the fine lines and wrinkles underneath and beside her eyes. Now, lets take a look at that same eye just 90 seconds later. As you can see, there is a dramatic difference between how her eye looks now and how it looked just 90 seconds ago. Look at the before picture. You can see that the fine lines and wrinkles underneath here have literally vanished. Anne marie and as you can see by the timer, this remarkable transformation took place in just about 90 seconds. Now lets walk over and take a look at d. J. And see what affect youthology has had on her. Again, lets look at her before picture, taken just 90 seconds ago, and remind ourselves of the crows feet that were clearly prominent on the sides of her eyes. After just 90 seconds, there is no sign whatsoever of the deeplyetched crows feet which were clearly there moments ago. They are completely gone. The wrinkles and creases that form the crows feet have disappeared, and that area next to her eye is now smooth and tight. And as a result, this side of her face now looks at least 10 years younger. And, again, it happened right before our eyes in just 90 seconds. And, finally, lets walk over here and take a look at joanne and see what the youthology eye serum did for the bags under her eyes. Again, lets look at the before picture taken 90 seconds ago. Remember how her eye had pronounced bags and sagging skin beneath it . Now look at her eye now. The soft, loose tissue that forms the bags under her eye is now firm and tight where we applied the 90second wrinkle removing eye serum. As you can see from the time lapse, these very pronounced bags were lifted, tightened and have completely disappeared all in just 90 seconds time with the effect of making this side of her face appear much younger. A truly remarkable transformation. In the past five minutes, you have seen all three of the major signs of aging erased, eliminated. Deep creases beneath the eyes literally disappeared, leaving smooth, firm, youngerlooking skin in their place. Deeplyetched crows feet and smile lines beside the eyes, completely eliminated in less than two minutes time. And the bags and puffiness beneath the eyes that come with age, genetics or fatigue. Lifted, smoothed and flattened, gone completely as if they never existed. You saw it happen right before your eyes. The three most significant signs of age all completely eliminated in just 90 seconds. The result . A reduction in the apparent age of the face of at least 10 years, without injections and without surgery, and all in just 90 seconds. The effects last for six to eight hours. Youthology has been laboratory tested and shown to be completely safe, and unlike expensive injections of controversial toxins like botox, with youthology, there are no known side effects. Its safe, simple, yet powerful enough to make you look 10 years younger in just 90 seconds. I have used other things. Ive used botox, and i had a terrible experience. It was very painful, and i had a very unnatural look. I had a frozen sort of a look that even scared my kids. With youthology, it actually softens the crows feet because it tightens up the skin. It really looks natural and it really does work. And ill never use botox again. I really believe that i look 10 years younger in 90 seconds and i had people say to me, you look fabulous. What did you do . The effect is immediate. You put it on, 90 seconds later, youve got an instant facelift. Youthology truly, the first time. I put it on. I mean, it just. Its just lifting and its taking away those wrinkles. It was amazing. I mean, absolutely amazing. Hi, im darlene vogel. Let me ask you a question what if you could turn back the hands of time and make the wrinkles and age lines around your eyes completely disappear in only 90 seconds . What if you could make the significant creases known as crows feet magically vanish in only 90 seconds . And what if you could make puffiness, even pronounced bags, totally disappear, all in only 90 seconds . Now you can make the visible signs of aging vanish instantly and look 10 years younger, all in just 90 seconds with this youthology 90second wrinkle removing eye serum, a revolutionary dermatological treatment from the Youthology Research Institute. What makes youthology eye serum so dramatically effective . It is the only agedefying serum to contain active rejuvatin, a clinically optimized skin suspension complex that actually mimics the mechanical action of a surgical facelift. As you apply a thin film of eye serum under and around your eye, it coats the creases and crevices that form wrinkles. Then, as the active rejuvatin begins to activate, it starts to shrink, gently pulling the skin tighter, smoothing out the surface of the skin just like a facelift. Whether youve got significant wrinkles and bags under and around your eyes or youre just starting to notice those first pesky smile lines. Best of all, the ageerasing effects of youthology last up to eight hours, so you look younger and more vibrant all day long. Plus, you can use youthology wrinkleremoving eye serum with your regular skin care regimen and makeup routine. Its dermatologisttested, so its safe to use every day. And since its completely invisible, its even perfect for men who want to look years younger, just like that. Until now, your choices for looking dramatically younger were a surgical eyelift, which can cost thousands of dollars and may involve days, even weeks, of unattractive, perhaps painful, recovery. Or injections of nerveparalyzing toxins like botox, a temporary solution that can cost 400 or more just for one single session. Youthology is priced to sell for 118, but the people at the Youthology Research Institute believe this amazing formula should be affordable enough for everyone, so they have done something extraordinary. Right now, a full 30day supply of youthology 90second wrinkle removing eye serum is yours for just 39. 99. Look, this product works. How do i know . Come closer. Look at my face. Do you see any wrinkles . Im 43 years old. This is what my eyes look like without youthology. I have tried every product out there and im telling you this is the only one that works. I use it every day. But you dont have to take my word for it. If youre curious to know just how much younger this amazing agedefying serum can make you look, simply call or log on now to have youthology 90second wrinkle removing eye serum rushed to your home, where you can try it riskfree for a full 30 days. But just between you and me, you dont need 30 days. Just 90 seconds is all you need. So do this the moment youthology arrives on your doorstep, give it a try prove to yourself that you really can take up to 10 years off your appearance in less than two minutes. If after the first 90 seconds youre not absolutely thrilled with the results, simply return it for a full refund of the purchase price, no questions asked. Now, hows that for instant gratification . And if you call within the next 15 minutes, youll also receive this agereversing skin care regimen with active rejuvatin, so you can achieve the same dramatic, agedefying transformation, but now with longlasting results everyone will notice. First, prepare your skin with the youthology vital hydration cream cleanser, a daily deep facial cleanser that gently removes excess impurities, makeup and oils that tire out your skin. Next, repair your skin with the seruminfused moisture cream, to reverse environmental damage, rejuvenate your skin and eliminate the signs of aging. And finally, perfect your skin with the youthology radiance renew perfecting gel to seal in moisture and create a protective barrier against skindamaging elements. And the best part is all three steps of our youthology agereversing regimen use our exclusive groundbreaking active rejuvatin complex so you can achieve the same dramatic agedefying transformation, but now with longlasting results everyone will notice. Sold separately, the components in the youthology agereversing skin care regimen sell for 174. But everyone who responds to this introductory offer will receive the remarkable youthology agereversing skin care regimen with active rejuvatin, a 174 value, free thats right, for a limited time, you can try this remarkable agereversing skin care regimen with our agedefying active rejuvatin complex and see for yourself this dramatic transformation right before your eyes. So call or log on now for your opportunity to look up to 10 years younger, all in just 90 seconds. Announcer decide to look up to 10 years younger today with youthology 90second wrinkleremoving eye serum and receive the brandnew agereversing skin care regimen with active rejuvatin free. Order now. When you try youthology for the first time, the results will astound you. There has never been a product like this on the market to date safe, effective and with the ability to make the visible signs of aging vanish almost instantly. [laughter] i wanted to show you guys about this product that i was called in to try that actually gives you the effect of, like, a lift. It takes out your wrinkles. Woman really . The bags, the puffiness. In 90 seconds. Really . Yup, its a gel. Man im looking forward to that. So, you just put it under your eye, and you just kind of rub it in, up and all the way up around the side. As soon as it starts to get a little tacky, its starting to work. Can i have some . Kathleen yes, absolutely i need it. [laughter] woman we all do. O. K. And the mirror. Man this is gonna be something. Kathleen all right, so you, you know, you just rub it under your eye. Woman were watching. Kathleen up into the corner there, yeah, and then around up there. And just keep rubbing it a little bit right. Keep going like that. Robin, you want to try . Yeah, all right. So, my left eye. This eye. So now, rub it from the inside corner. Robin o. K. Kathleen and then just rub it all along and outside. And out to here . Yeah, outside. Even up a little into the corner, and just keep rubbing it going back and forth. O. K. Kathleen thats probably good. All right, so here is the right eye where we did not apply any product. Robin right, and you have that little puff that i get. I know, the puffiness, right, right . Robin yeah, yeah, yeah. And now, heres the left eye with the product. Theres an immediate change that you can notice. Robin let me see you. Turn around. Robin oh, wow, i can i dont have any concealer on none whatsoever. Robin thats ama. cause it gets the puffiness out. Yep. When do i get to look . Kathleen turn towards me, i want to see. Robin just turn. [gasps] all right, thats incredible, thats incredible because all of. Like here, you have all these little fine lines on this side. On the right eye on here, theres, there are none. The lines, theyre gone. Theyre. Like, theyre gone. Robin it. They are. I like that theres no scalpel. Right, no kidding. You know, i think its just amazing that it smoothed out that crepeiness that, thats there and the bag. Theres such a big difference. I think it makes me not look so tired. Kathleen and younger do you love it . [laughs] yeah, i do i love it all right, elise, you ready . [laughter] o. K. , so put enough on under your eye, right up into the corner, there you go. And then all the way down, sweep it down and across and just keep rubbing it back and forth. Just watch what happens. Woman do tommy. Kathleen all right, so, tommy, im just gonna give you a little in your finger. Rub it. If this gets out, youve had it. Yeah, thats right. All right, so in from the corner, and just kind of rub back and forth. Robin honey, this is so cool. Wow, its like. As you can see. Its changing . Now look at this side. [overlapping chatter] kathleen you want to see . Robin oh, i want to look yes, i do [gasps] oh, my god. Its like, this is all little crepey lines and dark in here, and look how smooth. Look, you guys. Its like, smooth. It feels like it just lifts a little in that corner, too, right . Right up there . It does, it just feels so fabulous. I just love that it smoothes the cracks instead of going into them. Kathleen right. Can i, can i look . Kathleen go ahead, it looks brighter. [laughter] the discoloration is gone from your left eye. Just, the little tiny crinkles that you have underneath are completely gone. Its smoothed out, your eye is brighter. Its like its lifted and its really incredible. There you go. Oh my god. All the wrink look at this. Its gone. [laughter] i honestly was wondering hows it going to work on him . cause hes got deeper lines. Kathleen the bag is completely gone, but look at the one on the. On the right eye, how prominent it is and how now, on the left eye, its completely gone. Robin completely gone if i wasnt sitting here, i would not believe it. Its amazing. I want some. [laughter] looks great. Skeptical . Thats wise. Manufacturers of Skin Care Products make many claims, and unfortunately, its rarely possible to acrately measure their effectiveness. Not so with youthology. The results are literally instantaneous. You know right away that it works and the results are guaranteed. Youthology works immediately. It doesnt just plump up the lines and make them look a little less visible, it completely erases them. All you do is you put it underneath your eye and literally, in seconds, youre lifted and youre smooth. I mean, its fabulous. It, it just was like a miracle, really. In 90 seconds, dramatic results immediately that last throughout the day. Darlene now you can instantly erase years from your appearance and look 10 years younger, all in just 90 seconds, with this youthology 90second wrinkle removing eye serum, a revolutionary dermatological treatment from the Youthology Research Institute the only agedefying serum to contain active rejuvatin, a clinically optimized skin suspension complex that actually mimics the mechanical action of a surgical facelift. As active rejuvatin begins to activate, it starts to shrink, gently pulling the skin tighter, smoothing out the surface of the skin just like a facelift, whether youve got significant wrinkles and bags under and around your eyes or youre just starting to notice those first pesky smile lines. Best of all, the ageerasing effects of youthology last up to eight hours, so you look younger and more vibrant all day long. Plus, you can use youthology wrinkleremoving eye serum with your regular skin care regimen and makeup routine. Its dermatologisttested, so its safe to use every day. And since its completely invisible, its even perfect for men who want to look years younger, just like that. Until now, your choices for looking dramatically younger were a surgical eyelift or injections of nerveparalyzing toxins like botox, a temporary solution that can cost 400 or more just for one single session. Youthology is priced to sell for 118, but the people at the Youthology Research Institute believe this amazing formula should be affordable enough for everyone, so they have done something extraordinary. Right now, a full 30day supply of youthology 90second wrinkle removing eye serum is yours for just 39. 99. Look, this product works. How do i know . Come closer. Look at my face. Do you see any wrinkles . Im 43 years old. This is what my eyes look like without youthology. I have tried every product out there and im telling you this is the only one that works. I use it every day. But you dont have to take my word for it. If youre curious to know just how much younger this amazing agedefying serum can make you look, simply call or log on now to have youthology 90second wrinkle removing eye serum rushed to your home, where you can try it riskfree for a full 30 days. But just between you and me, you dont need 30 days. Just 90 seconds is all you need. So do this the moment youthology arrives on your doorstep, give it a try prove to yourself that you really can take up to 10 years off your appearance in less than two minutes. If after the first 90 seconds youre not absolutely thrilled with the results, simply return it for a full refund of the purchase price, no questions asked. Now, hows that for instant gratification . And if you call within the next 15 minutes, youll also receive this agereversing skin care regimen with active rejuvatin, so you can achieve the same dramatic, agedefying transformation, but now with longlasting results everyone will notice. First, prepare your skin with the youthology vital hydration cream cleanser, a daily deep facial cleanser that gently removes excess impurities, makeup and oils that tire out your skin. Next, repair your skin with the seruminfused moisture cream, to reverse environmental damage, rejuvenate your skin and eliminate the signs of aging. And finally, perfect your skin with the youthology radiance renew perfecting gel to seal in moisture and create a protective barrier against skindamaging elements. And the best part is all three steps of our youthology agereversing regimen use our exclusive groundbreaking active rejuvatin complex so you can achieve the same dramatic agedefying transformation, but now with longlasting results everyone will notice. Sold separately, the components in the youthology agereversing skin care regimen sell for 174. But everyone who responds to this introductory offer will receive the remarkable youthology agereversing skin care regimen with active rejuvatin, a 174 value, free thats right, try this remarkable agereversing skin care regimen and see for yourself this dramatic transformation right before your eyes. So call or log on now for your portunity to look up to 10 years younger, all in just 90 seconds. Announcer decide to look up to 10 years younger today with youthology 90second wrinkleremoving eye serum and receive the brandnew agereversing skin care regimen with active rejuvatin free. Order now. Announcer the preceding program was a paid advertisement for youthology 90second wrinkle removing eye serum, brought to you by Youthology Research Institute, the science of looking younger. Im driving a brand new vehicle because of sign drive for 45. 0 down payments, no payments for six weeks. 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Credit problems happen for all sorts of reasons. I mean have any of you ever seen a Credit Report . Its like trying to read a Foreign Language or something credit is especially car credit is set up to be confusing to keep the customer off balance and to keep the dealer in control thats where sign drive for 45 comes in through our National Network of dealers we get you approved immediately and we get you approved of your car of your dreams for no money down and no payment thats right for six weeks can you imagine that . So, if youre late on your current loan bring that car to us we will get you in a new one for no money down and you dont have to make any payments for six weeks. Im driving a brand new vehicle because of sign drive for 45. 0 down payments, no payments for six weeks. Drive for 45 got me in the car with no down payments, six weeks for free. Thank you sign drive for 45. Thank you sign drive for 45. I literally drove the car 45 days for free. And no down payments. 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Well give you top dollar for that trade and pay it off no matter what you owe but remember only the first 500 people who contact us will be approved this month. Thats our cap thats how many sign drive for 45 loans weve been authorized to approve. If youve got upside down credit heres our promise to you during sign drive for 45. If you owe more than your current vehicle is worth even if you owe 5000, 10,000, even 15,000 more than your current vehicle is worth and want to drive the brand new car of your dreams for no money down and no payments for six weeks, we will make it happen guaranteed but it all starts with one thing a phone call to us by you. Call now every credit application will be approved guaranteed. People who thought they would never get out of financing in the past have gotten approved on the spot during sign drive for 45. There has never been a sales event like this one before and there may never be one like it again. No money down no payments for six weeks to the first 500 people who call or log on to drive445. Com. Now is the time for you to drive the car, truck van or suv of your dreams for no money down no payments for six weeks regardless of past Credit History. This is a sales event the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again so you must act now. This is an extremely limited time offer call now. There has never been a better time than now for people with severely damaged credit to drive the car they really want to drive. Call the number on your screen now and drive the car, truck, van or suv of your dreams tomorrow. Take the first step. Pick up the phone and talk to one of our friendly loan consultants. Dont let past credit problems stop you any longer. Sign drive for 45 is an extremely limited offer so you must act now because during sign drive for 45 everybody drives. Stop settling call now and drive the new car, truck, van or suv of your dreams before you know it. Remember we can only help the first 500 people who call or log on this month so act now. We removed all the obstacles so what are you waiting for call us now. Call now how you doin man . In the green and white. Alright. Doing ok you look like you just doing ok. No im just messing with you. You having problems situation going on . I just recently moved to the country i have no credit. Oh you got the little accent going on. They kind of tricked you huh they told you it was free but they didnt tell you you gotta have approved credit huh otherwise sign drive for 45 is here for brothers in your situation. Dont worry well take care of you. What is going on with you in the blue . Lc im so broke i. Whoa whoa, you dont know me what do you mean lc . But i am paying attention to you because i am upside down in my vehicle. I wanted to start a business and i just dont have no money to put down on a vehicle and buy tools. Upside down in your vehicle huh you aint the type of brother went out and got some rims and tvs all in your car and couldnt afford your payment now you all upside down. Thats right. You look like the type to do that. Whats going on with you young man in the hot sweater over there you alright . Well i got some problems with taxes. Oh problem with taxes i bet youre scared to file huh . Soon as you file they gonna take your money just like that they did that to my uncle. I know how that is. I came to this country with nothing and no credit but thanks to sign drive for 45 i am now driving a registered car in america. Thank you sign drive 45. I had car repair trouble and the bills were way more than what the car was worth. So i went to sign drive for 45 and that was 0 down payment no payments for six weeks what more could you ask for . How many working people we got out here . Working people you work 9 to 5 got a little job. Majority of the people. I got a job i hate my job because i got that one supervisor been getting on my nerves he wanted to be the manager and never be able to be the manager you know what im talking about he just take the job too seriously like i was watching the news the other day and this reporter was covering the war on terrorists and he was covering the war and this is what i mean people taking their job to serious a bomb goes off during this guys report and he set there like the bomb didnt go off. Hey this is dan rather over here in baghdad apparently 4 american soldiers got shot boom as you guys just heard a bomb just went off behind were going to keep focused and were going to keep ahead. Can you imagine that with me or any other brother . That would have been totally different, right . Hey this is lc over here in baghdad apparently 4 american soldiers got shot boom applause applause thank you all man thats my time im lc thank you all man. Wow man what a show. I cant believe these people opened up like that to me. As you can see credit really wasnt that scary. But seriously were only taking the first 500 callers you have to act now i know youre probably thinking man i got some bills due i have a car payment but you dont have to pay anything for six weeks. Remember first 500 callers i know some of you out there man i been there before i went down to the car place credit denied everywhere i go credit denied but here youre guaranteed but you have to act now and i know what youre thinking well i have some other payments i got mortgage due i got rent due Child Support payment due but hey take care of that you got six weeks to make your first payment but you have to act now well why you still looking at me call the number at the bottom of your screen or log on to drivefor45. Com its that simple. Its sign drive for 45. Every car and truck on our lot. Sign drive for 45. Every van and suv, sign drive for 45. The auto finance network is proud to present this unprecedented offer. Its the sign drive for 45 500. Because we can only approve 500 auto loans this month so you must act now. Everyone is approved regardless of past Credit History. This is a one of a kind event, the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again. The auto finance network guarantees you 3 things. No down payment, no payment for six weeks and guaranteed credit. Thats right. Because during sign drive for 45, everybody drives regardless of past Credit History, bankruptcy, divorce, medical bills, multiple repossessions, no credit immigrants, bad credit, slow credit, no credit even if youve got upside down credit who cares. We dont. Well give you top dollar for that trade and pay it off no matter what you owe but remember only the first 500 people who contact us will be approved this month. Thats our cap thats how many sign drive for 45 loans weve been authorized to approve. If youve got upside down credit heres our promise to you during sign drive for 45. If you owe more than your current vehicle is worth even if you owe 5000, 10,000, even 15,000 more than your current vehicle is worth and want to drive the brand new car of your dreams for no money down and no payments for six weeks, we will make it happen guaranteed but it all starts with one thing a phone call to us by you. Call now every credit application will be approved guaranteed. People who thought they would never get out of financing in the past have gotten approved on the spot during sign drive for 45. There has never been a sales event like this one before and there may never be one like it again. No money down no payments for six weeks to the first 500 people who call or log on to drive445. Com. Now is the time for you to drive the car, truck van or suv of your dreams for no money down no payments for six weeks regardless of past Credit History. This is a sales event the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again so you must act now. 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Because were popping sodas all the time, were eating potato chips. And that kind of food just doesnt contain the vital nutrients that our body ultimately craves. Right so its empty calories, so we eat more. Yes, its a knockon effect. Empty calories, eat some more empty calories, and before you know where you are, youre constantly hungry. So whats the answer . In front of me here, i have a plate of raw vegetables. Im going to emphasize raw because thats where i believe the key to health lies. And look, raw broccoli here