My mom would sit me down or tell me before i would leave that she might not be there when i got back. She would allude to the fact that she was going to kill herself. I thought it was my responsibility to make sure that those bad things that i feared did not happen, and thats when my panic attacks started. Well, my selfesteem plummeted, and i lost all of my confidence. No independence. I just started to depend on people. I became a victim, you know. I just turned myself into a victim of these circumstances, and it was just an awful, awful feeling to be so powerless. And i figured, this is just terrible. Im 35 years old, and this it. This is gonna be for the rest of my life, and i hate it, but i sort of just started to accept it. I think i stayed in bed for, like, six months. I was just totally depressed. I didnti didnt want to live anymore because it was too painful to watch myself just basically fall apart. I became socially phobic. I was uncomfortable staying in other peoples houses. I was uncomfortable traveling in other peoples cars. And i lived in my own little world, and i didnt tell anyone. I would go to bed at night and just lie there and worry that i was gonna become possessed, that i was going to become mentally ill, or that i was gonna die of a terminal illness. Those seemed to be my three fears at about 14. I think one of my biggest symptoms was, i felt kind of dizzy and lightheaded, and i felt like i was gonna pass out. And my biggest fear was, what if i pass out while im driving with my two young kids in the car . And that scared the heck out of me. And even if i was in a store, i thought, well, what if i pass out right here and then, you know, the ambulance has to come or Something Like that, and then my little daughter whos just two years old is standing there wondering whats happening to mommy . What if i never wake up . What if i end up in a Mental Institution . I mean, all those things were going through my mind. After my first incident, where i had to stop driving the fire engine, i probably went through a dozen or more doctors. I was in a shop with a doctor. She was a specialist on balance and innerear problems. And she was having me do a bunch of balance tests, and they had strobe lights going and the whole bit. She finally stopped the whole thing, and she just kind of chuckled, and she said, why are we doing this . She says, i know whats wrong with you. She says, youre having panic attacks. I can remember i looked at her, and i went, youre kidding, right . I said, do you know what i do for a living . Im a fireman, so im not afraid of anything. I said, do you know where ive been and what ive seen in my career and in my life . And she said, well, its real common with motor officers, with firefighters, with soldiers. She says, its the stress that youre under that you dont realize. I work with couples and families and individuals, people who have problems in their relationships, people who have problems with anxiety and depression, addictions. I myself had anxiety disorder when i was in my 20s, and it kind of came on me very suddenly, and it was very debilitating. So i know the terrible feeling of anxiety disorder, the horrors of a panic attack. Ive experienced that myself. The thing that alcohol did for me is, it numbed the depression. The depression was 247. I was able to work a job and really excel with it, because i had learned to be a hard worker. And once i got home, i had nowhere to turn. My mom was a nurse. Pills were everywhere. In fact, when i started the program, my mom says, why dont you just take a pill . Anxiety and depression are two of the main reasons people miss work, visit the family doctor, and take prescription medication. Take control of your anxiety and depression, and youll take control of your life. Youll think more clearly, have more energy, sleep better, and be happier. Take the first step right now. There is hope. There are options. Call for a wonderful free cd that will show you how. It was unbelievable to me that you can do and you can achieve whatever you want. Its motivated me to do many Different Things that ive always wanted to do but was just so scared to do. Im feeling physically better. You know, suddenly i could sleep. Suddenly i was able to take my kids to disneyland. I could do all these things and not be afraid that i was gonna have to leave. Before i found the attacking anxiety and Depression Program, there wasnt a single therapy that helped me. Thank god for this. I am so blessed. You want help for your anxiety and depression. You want to feel better. You just dont know what to do. Let the Midwest Center help you take the first step. I think the program was wonderful. It didwas a miracle to me. These are life skills that really, really do stay with you. I cleared out my attic. Then i found me. And i found out i like me. Like, i never get anxious, and ill never have a panic attack for the rest of my life. And i know i wont, cause ill never allow that to happen. It was just so freeing to feel that heaviness come off myself. Theres hope. There is a way out of this. Right now theres someone waiting to talk to you who understands what youre going through. Call now for this wonderful free cd. I was on medication after medication. I think every six weeks for a couple of years, i was being switched to a different medication and going through the side effects and weight loss and weight gain and nausea and irritability. It was horrible, and i was doing it to myself. I was on this quest for something that would make me feel better immediately. And im getting angrier because theres nobody helping me medically. All the doctors are saying is take, you know, prescriptions and try another antidepressant and try this anti you know, they just kept switching the drugs around. And i said, but thats its not helping. None of its helping. So i finally went into therapy, and i just didnt find it helpful at all. I was just frustrated with them. I said, but i need to understand what im going through and why im going through and how i can fix this. I remember there was no safe place anymore. I couldnt talk to my mother on the phone. That made me anxious. I couldnt drive to my Favorite Grocery store. That made me anxious. I just was living in this little shell wondering how much worse it was gonna get, and i prayed to god, and i said, please, show me one person thats gone through this and lived and thrived, and ill help you for the rest of my life. And the next morning, i woke up and turned a show on, and it was a woman talking about panic attacks. When youre dealing with anxiety and depression, you know, you go through so many different physical symptoms, and one of them is insomnia. And so anyway, one morning at 4 00 in the morning, i get up, and i said, im gonna switch on the tv. Im not sleeping anyway. And then i see lucinda. Im listening to her, and im going, oh, my gosh. That sounds just like me. I was so incredibly excited when i found the Midwest Center for stress and anxiety. I knew that i was on to something. I had found something that was gonna work for me. Nobody ever told me that its about changing the way that you think, and that was when i found this attacking anxiety and Depression Program, that was the major, major thing. And its something so simple. I wish would have learned before then. The first thing that was so helpful was, i understood exactly what anxiety was. She described it, she explained it, and she told you why it is and what it does to you physically and emotionally and the whole chemistry imbalance in your body. And im thinking, why couldnt a doctor tell me that . I really enjoy working with people in therapy who are using the program, because it is a great complement to the therapy. Its just great to have people kind of in that therapeutic environment for the entire week other than whenthe hour that theyre with me. If people dont have access to therapy or dont particularly need therapy but have the program, they can do a really god job by working with this program and with the Midwest Center to recover from anxiety and depression. There is a lot of support from the Midwest Center, phone support. Theres coaching support. I could take a negative thought and run with it, and i could catastrophize the worstcase scenarios. And talking with other coaches, i find out that this is probably one of the biggest obstacles for everyone, and certainly, the clients that ive coached, thats the main focus that i work on. My days started to change. My thoughts started to change, and it changed my life. It gave me the freedom to live my life, because before, i didnt. I was too scared. I had to give up my security blanket, and my security blanket was fear. My security blanket was, do not go there. My security blanket was, dont do that. Dont trust the world. Because i was brought up in believing that it was a bad place. It was a shock, cause it was like, oh, my gosh. Its been me all along . Like, im the one thats causing this . But then when you find out that it is under your control and you can solve it, that in itself just gives you that oomph. Oh, okay. Ive just got to follow this program. You dont want to listen to the fact that, you know, youve been victimizing yourself all this time, because youre very angry at the fact that youve allowed yourself to do that. You know, it was a whole different way of thinking, because for a long time, people believed that people who were anxious and depressed were deficient or that they were sick or unstable or incapable of helping themselves. And the different twist that i saw to the whole thing is that, no, wait a minute. People with anxiety and depression are creative and intuitive and futuristic thinkers, and they have a vivid imagination. And if you could take all that Creative Energy that theyre turning inward and making themselves sick with and turn it outward where it belongs, these people could conquer the world. I learned what i was missing, and it lit a fire under me that i dont know anybody could ever put out. My world opened up, and my life opened up, and my heart opened up, and my mind opened up. And the things that i probably should have been doing or could have been doing for the first 30 years started happening. I was not living. And im living now. The program is utilizing cognitive behavioral therapy. It helps you to learn to identify how your own thinking is impacting your feelings and that your body is responding to your thinking and creating this panic and anxiety. Medication can relieve the symptoms of the anxiety disorder, but the medication really doesnt do anything at all to correct the negative selftalk thats going on. Yes, you can take medication. Yes, you can selfmedicate with alcohol, but thats not gonna help you in the long term. And thats not the kind of message you want your children to see. You want to be selfempowered. You want to know that no matter what, you can pick yrself up, dust yourself off, and get your energy and your confidence back no matter whats going on around you. And thats what this program does. The macho image its hard for people to open up. Its hard for men to open up, to get them to admit their weaknesses, to show their emotions, to really come up with a plan of action, to take control of their life, and just admit their fears. In fact, ive been told that, by a psychiatrist, that my defense mechanism is always on. [laughs] im always denying that theres a problem and that its the way that it is. Same thing with pain is, thats the way that i get through my life day to day i deny that im hurt. I think one of the hugest breakthroughs that encouraged me to start the program was the information, and something i had never heard from one of my doctors is that i wasnt sick, i didnt have a disease, that it was a condition that basically i had developed throughout my life and that i didnt have to be cured from it, that i could teach myself and use the tools that were provided through the program to get over it. I like the way that it made me realize that i was causing the problem, and i think thats one of the things that took me a long time to get into my head, but as it went on and on, i think i finally realized that nothing outside is making this happen. It is me thats causing it. Life for me now is amazing. I can seriously say that im justim blessed, and im so happy. I could have never been on a plane, you know, before and fly for six hours by myself, but im just my own safe person now. I dont rely on others to cheer me up all the time. I can do that for me now. You cannot put a price on what it gives you. It gave me my life back. It made me find me. The attacking anxiety and Depression Program is something that i keep in my car, i keep on my ipod. I go back to it all the time. Its like having a good friend thats sitting in my car with me. If im worried, ill put in the worry cd, and i remember that that doesnt do me any good. It doesnt do me any good to worry. What can i do to change that . And you know what . Sometimes we need that friend. We need that, you know, you can do this. You might have forgotten that you can do this, but you can do this. Ive seen you get through worse things. And thats what it is for me. Its time to take control of your worry, anxiety, and depression. Its time to put an end to the fear and what if thinking it creates. Please, pick up the phone and call right now for a wonderful free cd that will show you how to finally free yourself from the obsessive worry, fear, and exhaustion thats caused by anxiety and depression. You can get your life back. You can feel good again. Call now for your free cd to learn how. Just to get that freedom and be able to appreciate the things i had really, reallyit was more than help. It was a dream come true. Every day in my prayers i thank god for that blessing. I think the program gave me a new way of looking at things and looking at life, and it made me feel like i can do anything. Keep practicing the skills, and it will work. And im proof that it works. We want to help you help yourself. You can control your anxiety, stress, and depression, and we can show you how. Call now. It hit home. There were people that had exactly what i had. Life now is much, much, much better. I feel like i can handle my life now. Its amazing. Sometimes i have to step back and say, oh, my god. I used to do that. I used to worry all the time. I used to make myself sick. I just am so happy with where i am in my life. The Midwest Center saved me in so many different ways that i could honestly say that im no longer scared to death. I feel like im a part of something now. This program really works. You have a right to be happy. You have a right to not feel anxious and depressed. Life is supposed to feel good. Call now for this motivating free cd and take control of your life. There is a changing your life. You have to commit to it. You have to believe that youre worth it. And you just keep going. But if you dont use it, its not gonna do you any good. I go back to it every day. I live it. Its a way of life. Im a totally different person. I am so in control of my life. Im so happy. I have confidence. My selfesteem is just fantastic, and i cant even believe that i put myself through that. I feel like i had to probably go through it to get to where i am in my life. Its given me my independence back, and its totally empowered me to know that i can succeed and do and work at anything i want to do. Its literally allowed me to get my life back in order; whereas before, it was just chaotic. I definitely feel like the Program Saved my life. I mean, i dont know what i would have done without it, because you are your own parachute, and i was the only one who could save myself. Its actually one of my proudest accomplishments. Its something i definitely could have used years earlier, and i think it would have helped me even before i had panic attacks. It was a life changer for me, a real life changer. Ive changed. Its not the world around me that has changed. Its still the same world that i grew up in, but it doesnt scare me like it used to, because i know who i am now. And i know that no matter what happens, good or bad, i will land on my feet and im gonna get through it, and good and bad things happen to us all, and its about choosing whether or not you want to be a victim or you want to be a victor. I think this program could help everybody in the way they think about life. Its full of wisdom about how to live your life in a successful way and in a healthy way, and most of us didnt get that blueprint. So, you know, this program has kind of gathered up thinking from just a huge range of places and made it accessible in one place. I mean, life is life, and stress is stress, but the incredible thing about it is, you know when its coming on and you see that youre gonna be in a stressful situation. You just have the skills to deal with it. You just live in the moment, and thats a definite youll have to do. Dont go sweating about the past and beating yourself up about the past. Dont get too far into the future, because you really have no control over the future. And its to stay in the present moment, and thats where ive been for the last year and a halfstaying in the present moment. And my life has been fantastic. It was so simple, because knowledge is power. And getting the education and having someone explain to me what was happening with my body and that i wasnt the only one going through it and that other people have been successful at it theres a recipe for success right there. Because of the attacking anxiety and Depression Program, i am more confident than ever, any time in my entire life, that i can decide for myself. I can live with my choices. Its like youre unleashing the side of you thats nice, thats normal. It empowers you in such a way that you never even thought possible. It makes you prouder of yourself than ever before. This program is for any Single Person living in this day and age. Our lives are so stressful. Its life skills that you need to learn. Whether you have problems with anxiety, stress, worry, depression, it certainly helps. And it helps you keep on the straight and narrow. I still pull out the cds and listen to em when im frazzled or i notice myself going back into some negative phrases and things like that. I have grown backwards. I think i was 80 when was about 8. [laughs] then in my 30s, im starting to play. This is the first time ive ever had a childhood, and im gonna have it. Im gonna experience every single thing about it that i can and i wasnt able to before. And i can now. I wanted to illustrate what i was like before the program. Basically, i was hunched over, basically like the hunchback of notre dame basically. This is how id be walking. Just like that. But after the program, check it out. The skys the limits. Whoo it just worked. You get control of yourself and control of your mind and your life. And i took control, and ive been traveling ever since, and ive got total independence. I went to stay in new zealand for five or six weeks. Then i went up to australia for a month, and then i went over to thailand for 2 1 2 months, and i did all of this by myself. Trains, planes, and automobiles. Life now is fantastic. I appreciate each day. Ive learned how to slow down. Ive learned how to relax. Ive learned how to actually do nothing and feel good about it and know that its healthy to do nothing. I used to have a belief that you had to be doing something productive at every minute or youre wasting your time. And thats not the case at all. Thats not being healthy. Im enjoying life. Dont let anyone ever tell you that you have to live with anxiety and depression the rest of your life or that you have to take medication for the rest of your life, because its not true. What you need to do is believe in yourself and go deep inside of yourself and take a look at who you really are. And you need the skills to know how to get your confidence back and be selfempowered so that you can live in the moment and help yourself. I know what it feels like to live on that edge and hoping beyond hope that somebody would just go ahead and push me over and get it over with. I also know what it feels like to have somebody come up and take my hand and walk me away and show me the beauty that, you know, was beyond that cliff. And im no better than anybody else. I dontim no smarter. Its taking the program, the attacking anxiety and Depression Program, and it is attacking all of those bad things that youve been telling yourself, all of those horrible things that you may have learned, and it is putting your foot down and refusing to live the way that youve been living any longer. You just have to say no. [uplifting music] how long are you gonna let anxiety and depression be your excuse for not feeling good . How long are you going to depend on medications with side effects . How long are you going to suffer needlessly . Stop it all with real proven selfhelp that could last a lifetime. Call now for a wonderful free cd that will show you how. Its your life. Take it back. Call now. Im driving a brand new vehicle because of sig drive for 45. 0 down payments, no payments for six weeks. Drive for 45 got me in the car with no down payments, six weeks for free. Thank you sign drive for 45. Thank you sign drive for 45. I literally drove the car 45 days for free. 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I want to get the camera. Is there anyone here that dont have problems with credit . We want you to leave. You can just get on out of here. This dont make no sense. Well, what kind of problems are we having . I mean, you guys can open up to me. Were here tonight to have a little fun with it. You having some problems, big man . Well man, look here man, i told you my credit was broke down and my car broke down with my credit and my Credit Scores jack. I got liens and loans and i got Child Support too. Thats enough. You done told me enough. Listen, even in your situation, sign drive for 45 is here for you. Thats right you sounds like you got some problems, you look like you aint got no money on you. But thats ok. We give you six weeks to save up some money and you know get some things taken care of. Whats going with you. I see you here with two women. You pimpin . Whats going on . My Credit Scores in the negative man. All 4 baby my mamas, my 4 baby mamas. 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I wanted to start a business and i just dont have no money to put down on a vehicle and buy tools. Upside down in your vehicle huh you aint the type of brother went out and got some rims and tvs all in your car and couldnt afford your payment now you all upside down. Thats right. You look like the type to do that. Whats going on with you young man in the hot sweater over there you alright . Well i got some problems with taxes. Oh problem with taxes i bet youre scared to file huh . Soon as you file they gonna take your money just like that they did that to my uncle. I know how that is. I came to this country with nothing and no credit but thanks to sign drive for 45 i am now driving a registered car in america. Thank you sign drive 45. I had car repair trouble and the bills were way more than what the car was worth. So i went to sign drive for 45 and that was 0 down payment no payments for six weeks what more could you ask for . How many working people we got out here . Working people you work 9 to 5 got a little job. Majority of the people. I got a job i hate my job because i got that one pervisor been getting on my nerves he wanted to be the manager and never be able to be the manager you know what im talking about he just take the job too seriously like i was watching the news the other day and this reporter was covering the war on terrorists and he was covering the war and this is what i mean people taking their job to serious a bomb goes off during this guys report and he set there like the bomb didnt go off. Hey this is dan rather over here in bagad apparently 4 american soldiers got shot boom as you guys just heard a bomb just went off behind were going to keep focused and were going to keep ahead. Can you imagine that with me or any other brother . That would have been totally different, right . Hey this is lc over here in baghdad apparently 4 american soldiers got shot boom applause applause thank you all man thats my time im lc thank you all man. Wow man what a show. I cant believe these people opened up like that to me. As you can see credit really wasnt that scary. But seriously were only taking the first 500 callers you have to act now i know youre probably thinking man i got some bills due i have a car payment but you dont have to pay anything for six weeks. Remember first 500 callers i know some of you out there man i been there before i went down to the car place credit denied everywhere i go credit denied but here youre guaranteed but you have to act now and i know what youre thinking well i have some other payments i got mortgage due i got rent due Child Support payment due but hey take care of that you got six weeks to make your first payment but you have to act now well why you still looking at me call the number at the bottom of your screen or log on to drivefor45. Com its that simple. Its sign drive for 45. Every car and truck on our lot. Sign drive for 45. Every van and suv, sign drive for 45. The auto finance network is proud to present this unprecedented offer. Its the sign drive for 45 500. Because we can only approve 500 auto loans this month so you must act now. Everyone is approved regardless of past Credit History. This is a one of a kind event, the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again. The auto finance network guarantees you 3 things. No down payment, no payment for six weeks and guaranteed credit. Thats right. Because during sign drive for 45, everybody drives regardless of past Credit History, bankruptcy, divorce, medical bills, multiple repossessions, no credit immigrants, bad credit, slow credit, no credit even if youve got upside down credit who cares. We dont. Well give you top dollar for that trade and pay it off no matter what you owe but remember only the first 500 people who contact us will be approved this month. Thats our cap thats how many sign drive for 45 loans weve been authorized to approve. If youve got upside down credit heres our promise to you during sign drive for 45. If you owe more than your current vehicle is worth even if you owe 5000, 10,000, even 15,000 more than your current vehicle is worth and want to drive the brand new car of your dreams for no money down and no payments for six weeks, we will make it happen guaranteed but it all starts with one thing a phone call to us by you. Call now every credit application will be approved guaranteed. People who thought they would never get out of financing in the past have gotten approved on the spot during sign drive for 45. There has never been a sales event like this one before and there may never be one like it again. No money down no payments for six weeks to the first 500 people who call or log on to drive445. Com. Now is the time for you to drive the car, truck van or suv of your dreams for no money down no payments for six weeks regardless of past Credit History. This is a sales event the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again so you must act now. 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