This food has magical powers. Im gonna string someof thi. [knocking] hello . Hey, andy. Hey, deb,is ray here . No, hes not homehes not hom. Hey, you hungry . Oh, sure. I couldalways. I made some braciole. Taste it. Oh, you made. Uh. No, no, no. Im actuallyim i. Im in trainingfor. Come on. No, no. Really. And ive gone kosher. Im ina jewish mara. Ok. Try it, ok . One bite. One bite. Thats it. One. Run away with me. Really . Do you like it . Oh, my god its mmm debra yeah . Its great. I dont know whatra. What do you mean,talkin about . At work. He was jusy funny . About this . Was he making funof my braciole . No, he was not. Wait. Andy. Andy, he told mehe love. What did he sayto you a . Look at this. Ow youhow i could . Andy, what did he sayab . I did not find it funny. Andy he said it was italianfor road please dont hurt me. Road kill . He was just kidding aroundlike. He always does this . No, no. Listen, i hadsome theraflu ear, and then i realizedi do not eve, so im really flyin. Whoohooh. Hey hey. Oh, hey. Hey hey hereall right . Ats, from now on, you get em on your own. Im tired of this are you sleepin with andy . cau. Heh heh thats funny. Yeah. Hey, what smells good . Liked it so much. Le again,yu yes, i do. [chuckling] in the rainbow oh, that smells good. Something good wha wha whawhawha really likes it yeahhah make nothin else but that braciole ahooh ahooh ahooh i could eat this stuff until i lose control whookeehah hahaah whah whookie hahah heres a little saucefor your r. Whoo whah please dont sing. Jus, tonight, its family style. The everyday collection. By target. And you know what i walked out with . [ slurps ] [ dad ] a new passat. [ dad ] 0 apr. 60 months. Done and done. [ dad ] in that driveway, is a germanengineered piece of awesome. That i got for 0 apr. Good one, dad. Thank you, dalton. [ male announcer ] its the car you wont stop talking about. Ever. Hurry in to the volkswagen best. Thing. Ever. Event. 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At least someoneappreci hey,i appreciat frank. Youfor the flower, anyone who can makebraciole liks marigolds and daffodils. Efull od i happento agree wi. Thats very sweet, frank. Thats very sweet. In quite some time. Hinge would you likesomething . No. No. I dont want todilute t. With your feet up. U should be rg thank you, frank. All right. Aw, come on. Whats the matter,ray . . Instead of mocked . M beid is that i how i raised you . Yeah. Ok, dad mmm this is so delicious. You r. Do you really think so . Theres just likea sweetness to. How do you do that . But i had some currants. Well, thisis a beautiful thing. Thank you, frank. I thought youwere t. I was. I finished. Oh. How was it . It was fine, frank. Thank you for making itfor me. You havent made a bathfor me i. Uh. You seemed to need it. What it looks like. T im not talking to you. I do have a questionfor debra,. To destroy me . Nethat you feel td what . Who told you about braciole . Nobody. I found a recip. You found a recipe. Oh, youre a cook now. Frank never mentionedbraciole t . No. No. No. I didnt saya thing. Quiet. Frank never told you i ever cooked for him . Ery firstg oh, boy. No. I didnt know that. You didnt know that. Do you knowwhat he said to me when he tasted my braciolein 19 . He said, be my bride. Marie, come on be my bride, frank. Be my bride. Any girl with a pot nowo you hardly make itfor me anymor cause i didnt want yo. Im 64 years old. What are you s . Was your special dish. Nt need to take care of, like. Tu like the laundry . Ill wash them. Those pants. Thats ok, ma. Im washing those pantsfor you, mom. Take off your pants could we turn the heat up . What do you want meto s . Im sorryi made bracio this is insane. I never would havemade f world upsidedown. Sgonns hey, ma, i have nothinto eat o. You said youwere makin me dinn. I dont cook anymore. Robert, how much does rayma . Dont look at im. Dont you lookat him, r hes not wearing pants. Answer me i know he makes funof my cookin. Behind my back. Ow much of it gon he makes fun of itall t. That is not true thats not completely true, debra i love your braciole,and i is that whyyoure making fun of, making jokes about itat work . Youre making jokesabout th . Have you no decency . Oh, stop come on, dad. Its just, you know,it. Wife jokes, thats all. Its somethin you dowh. You know, when yourewi. I never. Oh, what are youtal like youdont make. About your mother,have anythingy im not afraid to say itright t. Second of all,those are not jok. Yesterday, youcalled me. If thats a joke,then its on m. Ha ha ha right in front of her. You know, actually,not to d, that is a guy thing,debra. Ive often foundthat men use to form bonds and sharecomm. Am i sitting in sauce . Debra yes,. Good. I was afraidi pop. Robert, come on. Take of. What . Take them off what are you i get those pants dont fight it, man. Dont fight. Ill clean you up. O. All right. Thanks, ma. Are you coming or not . Of course im coming. Youre my wife. I belong. Im coming ill call you. Im gonna go. Freshen up. Ray, can i talk to you . Yeah, all right. Im a little chilly. Why do you have tomake wife jok . I dont do that. I dont make hu. With amy and lindathat t and make fun of allthe . When i readalk aboutthee that one time or. Ing l or, uh. Uh. In the other direction. Try to st linda thinksyou have a masters. Masters . Degree. Masters degree, ray. This is what idont understand. Make something you like,of my cy and youre stillmaking jokes ab . Im a complicated person. Come on. Its justtha. I justi make funof th. To you last night . , who and it was quite tasty. Whoa who wants tohang. But dont you thinkthat theresg is at my expense . You can be popr i wish therewas. All right aw, come on im kidding. Hey, look, we knowthe s. You got it all over me, . Youre the pretty,smart, to. Im the one they say,h so i dont know,maybe i, im telling them how,yo . She cant cook. Ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha. Come on. It could be. You know chuck wilson . 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Oh, sorry, kids. Dont say ass. Hey that was fun. Lets have a real party. Marie, go get our marriage license. All right. Can we eat, please . Come on, kids. Mom, dad, congratulations. The house becomes part of your estate which, in the old country, would be passed down to the firstborn son. In the old country, youd be workin in the circus. Monkey suits comin off. So, marie, what happened . I thought you were gonna have a big party to celebrate. It is a party. I made brushetta. Oh. Well, i thought when you said you were havin a party, that would include. I dont know. Some friends. Oh, who has time for friends . Have a deviled egg, dear. What do you mean, you dont have time for friends . Well, after you and raymond moved in, i mean, i guess someone had to help you raise a family, so we had to give we just had to give up some things. Your social life . Well, we still have a social life. Ma, roberts eatin all the deviled egg. Wont give me any. They dont feed us enough in the circus. Ha, ha. Huh huh. Unhh [choking] hey, did my father give geoffrey some wine today . No. Why . cause as i was puttin him to bed, he said, i love you, man. Perhaps. You would like some wine. Hey, listen. You know what your mom told me at that party . They dont have any friends. You sound surprised. Well, its kinda sad. Its kinda sad. Well. Its not sad for the people who would have to be their friends. Except we have to be their friends. That is a little sad. Yeah. I mean, look, were their whole lives. And it occurred to me that if they had more friends, wed have less them. Have you worked out a budget for this . All right break it up oh, what . What do you want . We just saw you. We just brought you some leftovers. They dont qualify as leftovers if theyre still warm. Lets watch some highlights. Frank, you already watched this game. So i know how good the highlights will be. Lets not ruin these by talking. Ahem. So. Gosh, marie, it must feel so liberating to own the house now, huh . Yeah. Gosh, think of all the things you can do now, like, um. Gosh, you could entertain more. We just had a party. What are we, studio 54 . But, really, you you deserve your own social life. You know . Especially now that all your house obligations are over and we seem to be managing. Mmhmm. Now would be the perfect time for you to just say, hi, neighbor. I got all the friends i need right here. You see, debra . I mean, i would love to start entertaining again, but if we have guests, what am i supposed to do with this . Tell em that you lost a bet and you gotta clean and feed him for another year. Come on. We all know that frank can be a lot of fun. Hey, you know who else is a lot of fun . The mauers nextdoor. I like the mauers. Yeah. No can do. Why not . Because i may or may not recently have flipped one of them the bird. What . Hehe was trying to put a piece of garbage in our garbage can. Well, thats no reason to flip them a bird. Hey, i cant have the garbage men thinkin i dye hair. Oh. So then all that is natural. Hey. You know whos cool . The stipes. Yes. The stipes. Yeah. Who . You remember. The, uh, those old uh, nice people that robert lived with the first time he moved out . Yeah. If theyre still alive, theyre very friendly. I ran into the husband in a hardware store. Hes actually not a jerk. Well, see . It sounds like you guys would have a blast together you really. Probably would. But what are we supposed to do with these stipes . I dont know. You could, uh. Invite them over for dinner or drinks. You could play guess what i forgot. Well, what about a a board game . Yes yes. A board game. Great idea. Thats a good idea, debra. Frank, were having company. They better like swearin. Well, what should we do . Should we call them