You understand what is left of the cats horns, yes, practically legs. Think she was crying. No , the first thing i did was look at the instructions in the instructions. There is no clause that you can not dry cats in the microwave, and she won the process with the manufacturer and now all the tools for microwave and american ovens say not to dry pets, of course, they make fun of me they say. I say they are stupid, but still. I dont think most developed in america if in the instructions for the blanket. I bought a blanket, it says not to use as tornado protection. That is, in vain did practically. Everyone should not use in a dream have you tried a hair dryer . Do not iron on yourself. Mobile phones are only applied to the doll, because when they are where they are attached. Do not take sparklers in your mouth. Heres Something Else for sure. Well, Everyone Wants to chew on a sparkler when they buy. Turns out im right 30 of americans cant write. Well, maybe just for them. Swimming caps in the instructions. Its scary to say to put on only one head, apparently, there were cases. Only the americans could send a lunokhod to mars. And thats what you re laughing at. They will not. Tired of laughing. If i read all of this to them. Oh, what kind of laws do they have in texas its illegal to shoot buffalo from the second floor. Yes, from the third for gods sake from the basement it can shoot a couple of times from the second it is impossible, in general quiet is a rare country, but in texas there is a law. 3 days of arrest if you carry ice cream in the back pocket. What business is it of yours where i found the ice cream . In chicago, firefighters are not allowed to save a woman during a fire if she is undressed in this one. Do you know why he wanted her everything, she judges money from him, she likes everything in the house. Another firerelated law in minnesota prohibits those who, during a fire in a house that is on fire, sit down to eat. Because like fire, it pulls. So Everyone Wants to eat. It is forbidden to bring a lion to the cinema. How many ships do you want to crawl . Strictly prohibited categorically offer the word accurately offer cigars to pets. It is impossible to offer. It is possible to force smoking ; it is impossible to impose. But, when i found out about this law in alaska, i realized that those who live in chukotka are a conference of kulibin einsteins, compared to those who live in alaska, it is forbidden by law to throw out of the window of a flying plane in alaska. You didnt guess . Generally managed to sue the law. The law of the second thermodynamics in the hall, surely there are technically educated people this law says that we are waiting for the heat death of the universe in 5 billion years. The court was taken in earnest. I dont know who they want to sue. But they dont want to live in a universe that is 5 billion years from now, that is, they themselves are in for a thermal death. Its the same as hitting a drunk with his nose on the asphalt and sue newton, in general, i must say that i wont go to california because i found out about the two laws that are there, the first one is forbidden to lick. Toads and frogs , you know, i dont know about you, but ill see how toad. Oh, so i lick it somewhere. And i dont even know how they formulated the second law, our deputies would not allow it. Still, such our literate people are forbidden in california for a woman to go out onto the carriageway. Is she in a bathing suit, but attention without a shovel. Here are my friends, why am i talking about america all the time . I dont want us to be the same. And where in life there are such cases, which, of course, which you want to share, uninvented cases up to two talk to me one says, what are you, are you playing dumb . Im not pretending anything from the second. I go up to the second floor. Its late already dark in the entrance to knock out two infantile male voices. Do you want to get no letters . The old lady asks. I still receive letters from the intensive care unit in the following way. Im telling you this before i Start Talking funny. Relax now. Listen, i will tell everything russian peasant with words. And he ended up in intensive care. For 3 days when i woke up i remembered that he had a woman in the garage. Shut down for two more days. When i woke up call a friend says, listen help me out please. Please. Help me out, he says, i have a woman in the garage like that, otherwise, in short, a pretty pretty one. He says, help me out for a long time. Give the keys in vain friend agreed. She was a russian woman who gets into a hot hut, and there was a shovel in the garage. She was a russian woman. Shes been driving the car all these days. Turned into a big colander. I ask him, he made moral conclusions. He says i dont keep a drill in the garage anymore. Oh, and it just happened this summer. Thats what a russian person means the germans went with the russians, the germans went to the russian yenisei. After all, they have. Thats the kind of energy they always had once, that they bought an ointment from mosquitoes. Our german did not even have time to read the instructions. He read in the morning the german in the order we are so swollen to eat. Like this. And there it was written pour the mosquito repellant plate put years yourself. The dj pleased at your request for my fortunetelling voyage, a song is performed by order of his wife lyudmila in our house , you do not allow to read. At the entrance to krylatsky, dear owners, owners of cats and dogs, please do not spoil at my door. Well done, are you fresh . Do not throw leftovers on the floor of the student canteen, two cats have already been poisoned. Ad for sale bull terrier dot eat everything dot likes children. Ads for sale in sochi three little pigs show three of all three of different sexes. Thats how my friends are. In a courtyard near moscow , a deaf dog knocks three times on a gate in the courtyard. Im waiting until calm down because its impossible to continue on the big bosss door. Knock like this in brackets knock knock. And could it be bryak, can it be soft with pulp . I dont know everything about me advertising impotence dash 200 guarantee. Here you can explain to me, this is what else they make a neighbor impotent or from our remedy your hair will grow right before your eyes. This is also a big mystery to me. Quiet, quiet, skin dispensary you know skin problems, its not a problem. Give him a call and well help you break up with her forever. In moscow i hear a girl with beef legs, go to the counter. In the hostel then a beer. And then i got food poisoning. Well what to do . For many years, i went to the skating rink for the first time. In the toilet at the skating rink im afraid to tell you. Please let me read, even i cant read without laughing, please dont climb on the toilet in skates. Still, our unique people are unique, you know, i saw a person. In the end, i tell you, he ran drunk into a thunderstorm. Plump so small. I havent said anything yet. Ready put the bastard, then well drink it. And you know, i generally want to encourage you to learn to be the most important optimists. I realized that i am an absolute optimist. Understood. This is me when i was walking in the woods. Recently, i will teach you how to tell the difference between an optimist and a pessimist. A pessimist in the forest asks a question. How much cuckoo is left to live optimist dyatlov now thats really all. I cant do anything. Hide symmetrically is a lesson. Disgusting that mashenka is that you didnt worry in advance, if you saw that such processes were going on, i have only 33. You go, youll pull it all up and come back, and then well see. Communicate, im at home door. All the time he will leave. Hes touring all the catch. So i always get the fifteenth. But well, come on half at least. No, run necessary. Well, in general, in principle, its time for the next time. Please call back. Hello like was there. Sergei Sergei Sergei wake up. Yes, a young boy from kirkorov was recording all night, now i am nominating him for eurovision literally right for 5 seconds. He took a nap while the sushi was being transported and let everyone go. Hello masha. Money i mean what kind of money . Which i gave you some thousand to this office. Called ahead of time with no warning. Truth, give it all away now. Calm down, i have one little man. Come on. Not great, i have everything. Well come on come on. In time, but it is as soon as you immediately. Come. Well decide everything. Internet very serious urgently need money. Worse damn, maybe well, why didnt you say right away . Now i just really have nowhere to pull out , even now you know me, when there is money, left to right. Well, how much i recorded for you, i filmed the clip. I didnt edit it. Well, i even rented my aunt for me and i dont remember, i came to the anniversary, and immediately gave 3 million. Well, im going to kislovodsk with her now. Give me back my money, so such a person is not made. Nothing also we kind of ours. Are you really not glass three we are now. Sit here. A gentle fragrance from their eyes on my fruits is a warm tear of a transparent heart. Love, hello everyone who is being buried my son seryozhenka seryozhka you are an aunt. Well, well, well, how does it happen that my cousins wedding doesnt even invite me. From moscow are you married . God, im glad youre doing well. Yes, i wish you happiness, you are my dear, i congratulate you. Oh my sweets. Oh, my dear ones, masha, i congratulate you, pass, pass the key. Get up get up get up sit down, sit down, come in, come in, walk the road, yes, we are embarrassed, masha, come in, the most important guests. Come on in. Come on in. Feel free to the center has become the most important thing to sit down. So seryozhenka, i put a little salad on you. And then you are all that you see. I dont do well, straight, well, anything somehow oh well, you yourself are fine. I didnt see it anywhere. Please pass it on. Of course, shes still a bird to me. Now something is uncomfortable for me, come on, i somehow i dont know, well spend the night at the hotel, go. I think its embarrassing, lets go, im still in the hotel by no means. You are our most important come. Good night. Good night. Asked her what did you ask him . Well, i live here like that, nothing much has changed. Here i had a double bed, then i changed it and bought a smaller one. Sleep here. I put pillows. Here, now i sleep so well. I get enough sleep. No headache. These are my wedding photos. I was young, i was good , i didnt do anything. Good old house. Started no renovations, right . And what is there to do . Yes , it will last another 100 years. How much is left . What am i looking at, cars . No . You didnt buy it, did you . Where is there to go . City this is not moscow, he is ilyushka for half an hour on foot to his miner liza generally rides the bus every day and where to wind it . Dangle, now youre already married. I will say. Yes, for what wife the resort to show, for what else completely it can come . Ill show, ill show everything, it is here that essentuki is the largest in europe hot hospital antique. We are less proud that Mikhail Yuryevich ended his literary path precisely on our noble healing great land masha , by the way, was so skeptical in vain, lermontov put the healing water on his feet after the duel. Listen to me, in my opinion, the cups came from. Please bathe in our healing mineral waters shameless bathroom around the clock, so listen, my dears, i suggest not to waste time undressing. Go swim everyone, maybe not worth it. Well, its true, well, its not known with what everyone is rinsing with diseases in this water. Listen, ive grown here all my childhood kupala nothing somehow grew up. 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All that i can with my destiny is connected only with you. And we have good news. We stay. Great and start walking into the role somehow. I actually forgot who you are. I forgot what love is. Come with me. Enough. Well, thats enough, then you have a disease. Actually just dying, which doesnt seem like it at all. Enough understand. Operation came up with. Yes, i need an operation where the noscopy, tell me where it should be. I wont. All right, lets see. In sense it is necessary to look or see an ultrasound. I said stop it, stop it. You act like a child. Now there is nothing. I do not know why. I dont see anything. Well, maybe a slight fibrosis, but within limits, but the operation is definitely not necessary either. Ugh, what are you doing here . I want to submit an advertisement, otherwise where will i get these visitors of yours . Tea people have heard of this. Normally, he will arrange sklifosovsky as the head physician. I just the head physician of a friend will help, not a problem, we will decide what you are saying, seryozhenka dear, my only hope is for you others and other diseases of the philosophical and kirkorovs wife kirkorov just all the attention. Hes just shy was the same 5 years ago. Escaped vacationer constantly someone is talking. Oh, thats good. Here is such an age that you can spoon it. There is no food, the region is beautiful. I do not argue small, the village is big saddle, but there is nowhere to grow here. Listen well, what are you shaking all the time i calm down oh listen to a smart woman. Word of honour. So i need an appointment. Already lets go, right . Yes, sorry see you tomorrow. And where is the question as a man as a mans friend , honestly dont lie to me at all, dont feel sorry for me. So badly wanted me just showed what you are what do you think, how does a man respond . What do you want from me . Do you want me, dont you want me . You helped me a lot. Tin lets go. About 30 people die every year on elbrus who want to conquer it, and only the most physical, brave, strong and courageous can conquer it. We are lucky today on this sunny day. We can see. Sergey come back please, you cannot observe the two peaks of the south and the north. Sergey i will ask you to observe the safety precautions. In a way, i am responsible for you. Grozny on monday 15 00 on the channel russia warns fire detector will help prevent tragedy safety starts with you emercom of russia this is a microscope now we will look at your microbes. Emercom of russia warns careless handling of fire leads to tragedy safety starts with you. Emercom of Russia Ministry of emergencies of russia warns do not leave children unattended. Security starts with you. Ministry of emergency situations of russia safety begins with you ministry of emergency situations of russia now we will watch your microbes. Now lets see it on the big screen. These are very serious people. Youll have to move out. In the middle of them, the boulevards, in memory of sunday blessings , girls walk such that it is hard to believe the eyes fail to notice. You girls like stars that shine in the sky until the morning in one i ate easily and simply fall in love once and for all. But if a guy doesnt believe you never such girls such stars as she such girls five stars such stars as she is childlike, how is she . Im listening. Hello, im busy, i need to go to a wellness procedure. Lets get a health book. Are you with us for a long time . It depends on how long the treatment will last. Now now so this and probably also this. Mine is nearby no, not like that, we take off our panties, panties and buttocks, we sit on this hole. I cant rest for a second without you. Just stay higher. Whats this causes . Next to you was substances. Listen, tell me, are you here . I didnt even know you lived here, i got married. Naked good. Heres something good. Maybe youre recovering. By the way, do you know . That elbrus is a dormant volcano i sell of course, as in the photos my restaurant i have such a situation, what happened . And to all this i make a gift. All the furnishings, furniture, curtains, modern technology , musical equipment, all this goes to you completely free of charge. But only i have one condition, without which i will not sell the entire team, including the manager, must remain at their workplaces. These are the main conditions. And thats a million. Well, lets at least 500. 000 mercedes good. Im scared somewhere. Like an eternal sign you bought what happened . Everything is useless, nothing will work. Nobody will buy. These are bars. Mash, forgive me, im guilty before you. I cant help you here anymore. Well have to come back and figure something out. In the end, i will sell a kidney. If necessary, you do not know said. Look at me, why do i need a kidney. Do you live a poke . Theres two before there is moscow for today, but now you can buy. Calm down to sell. What can you do, she needs it. Thank you please. Treatment in sense it is not fashionable . Aunt olya yes . Its all about the right light, any g illuminate and immediately play. Tomorrow i was supposed to go to honey. Listen to me now, please. I went to moscow five years ago. Sergey took me to the club there in the club. The girl sang alone. Then we were with her. Then danced later. It turned out that this was sergei a girl. March, is it that he cheated on her, or that i dont know, in in general, she decided to teach him a lesson, so she and i with an open mind with an open soul, completely open, then they reconciled. I returned. Lets go somewhere, and the two of us will only go somewhere close to the mountains somewhere. I would like to add to the kabarda we went together. I want can i say honestly . To moscow will show goes to some . Well, some are closed. Any stars . Go. 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Let me remember the exact one. As if rainy autumn in the sun. It has to happen. It has to happen. It s necessary, its necessary, its necessary to fall in love, its necessary, its necessary, its necessary to stop, i cant , i cant and i dont want to. Walk good evening everyone. Today is my solo concert, i am happy to dedicate it to myself beautiful city on earth in which he wants to live. I told you, i will not go to moscow. Why because i wont leave moscow everything is wrong with moscow i dont understand at all. Why do you live there and how do you live there do you want to always spit like an idiot . Well, stay. There is no one pavel here. No, you ll stay here too, right . Do you want me to stay in this, thats how it is from kislovodsk yes , look, listen, but now, without any at all. Yes, there is, moscow is a city, there is a city, st. Petersburg is also a city, what do we have there is still, yes, kislovodsk, what is it all about . Who needs this kislovodsk of yours , except for pensioners with pressure . That there is nothing, there is nothing here. In general, there are no shopping centers, no museums, nothing at all, and there are also concert venues. And in general, when was the last time you had a body but no , look at me, when was the last time you went to the theater, answer. Yes, i have not been to the theater for a long time. I can go there at any time, i beg you, general waters, moscow 2 hours ice, as soon as you want to go to the theater, we will definitely fly. Well, what else, what else do you need . All meals will be free procedures. I ll build you a chic dressing room , huge oh, please, youre a star here by local standards, but the main thing is that you will have regular sex, a loved one. Thank you