To pick up, uh, the right frequency. Well, yes, in order for all the flyover molecules to enter into resonance. Well, yes, we succeeded, and once again applause because its true, it was sticky and completely unexpected, natalia, like you, to be honest, i didnt believe what it could be. I thought you were laughing, thought you were joking honestly, because then i faltered scared. You got scared. Now we know you are the one who, in my opinion, can scare natalya, the only person. Michael is right. Great. Thank you in the yard fit. There is no smoking. Oh, you are our superhero applause. Mikhail still managed not only to resonate with the wine glass, but also to cause a wide resonance in social networks after the program was aired. We repeatedly we tested the memory capabilities of our participants, but the memory of the body was tested for the first time hello hello in order to test oksanas abilities, we built a special carousel, here she is and this carousel launches five stencils in a circle, under each of which oksana blindly has to adjust the participants have exactly 3 minutes to study and the trailer of stencils time has gone. Theres a minute left. Ready to start carousel bandage at all it was very impressive very much. Amazing people, this is eugene in general , there are very few numbers that make us so worry. So i caught myself thinking, watching colleagues, how we really worried about you . Yes, ok, there were small touches, some touched a little, but you coped with the task and you completed the task with five plus. Thank you very much, natalya, your impression was huge and i was worried about you, really, but you went well well done thank you natalya olga , would you like to go through our carousel in search of a dirty trick no, i am one of those people who do not bend in one direction or the other so of course they are. Didnt i tell you. It seemed to me that initially he would freeze on his own. Just in some position and yes, just pass. Well, standing on two legs, but it turns out, it means standing on her hands. And at the same time, i also tried to catch the balance in order to get into this figure. While not seeing it at all. What a stencil is approaching her, just remembering these bizarre figures, its very cool. This is a direct impression of the beautiful rooms. A very beautiful scientific look at a rubber woman, to be honest, it seemed to me one of the most difficult competitions, and i would Pay Attention that here it is necessary not only to stand in favor of a new unusual pose. Yes, you need to remember these figures. It is necessary to follow the balance for the dynamics of the speed of the rotating figure. In fact, there are many tasks at the same time , and sometimes it seems to us that just to take a pose and we forget. As we were born for years and months as children, we were taught how to keep our heads moving to get up and how difficult it really is for our brain to take these new postures in my opinion. Its incredibly complex task to do it all together. I was actually very impressed. Thanks a lot. Thank you applause oksana st. Oksana passed the test not only without mistakes, but also with amazing grace. My name is artyom vargavchik and together with you we recalled the brightest moments of the show, which showed what incredible heights the human mind can reach, if, of course, you skillfully use it, we will meet in a week on the russia channel for an amazing week. Good evening good evening dear viewers , we will begin our meeting. I will say it is very difficult to start with some introductory words in advance. He must say, this is the most difficult thing for me to start something, because they expect something funny from me, there is already a label that they sewed on me, they say. Here is the garden. Come on, quickly stigmatize or make me laugh. I stopped walking in the company. Because of this, he almost stopped walking in the company of the groom at the wedding, wished him health, everyone started laughing like that, well done, witty wished health to this dead man. I think i told you how women react to the street, well, the men there immediately tell you. Now i ll tell you a funny one. Its scary, it happens that he will retell his whole life. And they will be afraid to take it so that you do not run away. And if you run away, that without a button is already a woman. I really like it when there are many women in the hall. They always have a very sincere reaction. They react very well and with admiration, and on the street, when a woman sees a popular person, she does so. At first, his eyes open like that, everything she does not believe. Then they open up even more. This she already believes. Its just that two of these fruits are pumped up with painballs and thats it. It comes in such a freeze frame. She says she does with her hands. I have my own philosophy, and, as it were , the beginning of this philosophy, that a persons life consists of the life of the body and the life of the soul. I have spoken about this many times on television. I built my own life. Heres for the body. I took such a western way of life, and the life of the soul left what was in the soviet union, our theaters, our books, our films. E of our library, that is, without losing somehow interest in the poetic side of life. You know, thats why i care about the russian language, because the russian language is still the language of feeling. Ok this is what this information is, english american is the transmission of information, for example , ok yes, but we know how old women say in the villages of okayushki it is impossible to translate, this example shows that it shows that the russian language reflects the nuances of feelings, and the nuances of human experience. I love you this feeling in english. I love you this is the transfer of information. You cant even speak swap. Who knows english will not let me lie. You cant say ui love. E, lava, y. Its impossible, thats all, thats exactly like in a computer, otherwise we have an error. I love you love you. I love. I love you. I beg you. Get out of here an infinite number of combinations of nuances of feelings. You never thats why in russian there are many suffixes of prefixes of affectionate suffixes. Well, because the nuances of the soul must express impulses in the soul. You will never translate a word into english until you have drunk. Therefore, when a russian person introduces into his speech. Yes because he didnt interrupt. This is not information. This is a state of mind. And it is no longer translated into other languages. Thats why i talk so much about how funny we look when we talk, okay . And everywhere you are or everywhere, five stars, everywhere a jew, he is in the crimea good number. They give me a renovation. Well, im in repair in russian do you know what it is . Yes, this is when when everything is in white, as for the mortuary, but, but you pull the plug out of the socket, the floor of the wall falls off, right away. Tea does not turn on the refrigerator turns off. This im in for repairs. You open the closet with italian samurchiks, all this he falls on you. Uh, ah, because our hangovers were going and a closet fell on me, it was good with a mobile phone. At least i called the administrator, so please note, when you check into a hotel, only with a mobile phone. Open the closet switch, it is impossible to find gold screens everywhere, but water flows from them, as if there is a urology tap in the hall, as if he is sick with a doublesided kidney rug, and fill the bath with a syringe. You can all the same success. And what with what the concept of the impossible is connected with the illusion in the room of two taps flowing, hot water in the crimea for years. Its 30 there. I am the owner of the hotel, i say i will leave. I cant live here. He says, why i say, how why did it cost me to come in the heat to wash with boiling water, like he said logically, he did not logically object. Now you will enjoy it. He says to me, well, why did we give you the best room in your room, there is even a jacuzzi, have you ever tried to take a jacuzzi in boiling water in this seething turbulent stream. And moscow the same, what names of restaurants do you know in moscow there is pancake house vegetable boutique . At the entrance, which is written on the door, i specifically say this so that people can see how funny they are in this situation. Evening actresses are dragged to linoleum dress all cigars. I ask the theater director. Why is everyone sweating . Why dont air conditioners work . He says you understand when the fountains turn on in the square opposite. Our air conditioners are turned off. This is what is connected with what in russia, it is impossible to understand. I was on the same bus which had a vcr, they specially gave me such a bus with mercedes curtains for 46 people. Well, with our russian generosity, there was a vcr there, but it turned off as soon as the bus engine was turned on. The petrol worked. I dont know a word about what the record is connected to. I had recently. Installed in a hotel. I went to take a shower to take me really hit me, you know, im talking to the administrator on the phone, in fact, i m asking what the current is. Im like this because im like received an engineering education, but i feel stupid talking, he said, so you didnt turn off the tv. Tell friends, how can connect in russia but ok wow image . Our women have seen enough of hollywood films of the poor fellow in fact, these bathing suits are thongs. Ive already told about this well, this woman is laughing. They know what it is, the men do not know, or rather, not everyone knows. I ll explain to you now, man, you know our women, they are under hollywood so now they are sitting, saying ok wow really, and now they are sunbathing. And yes, they have flies. Like this on the body they do not move, it is impossible. Let them use ours to move badly. Its degrading. And so, while they are sitting its nothing. But when men get up , listen carefully to what streams are. Thongs are such string swimsuits that are not visible at all in the female slavic body. Forward well put on me and i like plump women. I ll be honest, but put on our bathing suit over there. There, either herself, or a girlfriend introduced very very specifically, introducing someone, my god, she goes and such a mixture of jelly, with cellulite enters, i immediately remember my grandmother will throw jelly on a plate. And it comes out of the sea from afar a piece of ham will be pulled. There is one very ancient legend about which i want to tell you once again. Despite the fact that i spoke about it on television, it is very ancient and probably more than 7,000 years old. But she is such a touching earth living being, it has its own energy, its own soul, so we , as we say mother earth, and the continents perform the function of the earths organs. And now its interesting, even 7,000 years ago in this legend the ancient part of the mainland, which today is under russia, is designated, you know, as the brain of the earth, the brain of the earth, and the American Continent as the digestive system. It would seem that one more allplanetary paradox and i will prove that this is just not. Paradox americas digestive system. You look at their figures. They all resemble the stomach in their figures, all expanded to the bottom, because they eat antibiotics hamburgers right away and therefore such figures, as if everyone has diapers in their pants, and they always eat. Anywhere in the country, as if there they have under ground some kind of energy that resonates with digestion. They even preserved tribes on their continent that did nothing but digestion. I had a guitar. Inka is lying. She doesnt want to see me at all without his interest in looking at me. I ask so they say, and you still bring people to sacrifice. She tells me that we dont have a Population Census at all. Well, i immediately got out of this country. Of course, they can object to me saying that in america such institutions are such talented people. Yes, but they are all bought in other countries. I saw the American University in new york. These are russian jews teaching mathematics to the chinese. An American Teacher in a kindergarten in new york told me that there is one russian child in an american kindergarten , all American Children against his background are downs. Because a russian child even knows that the penguin is not an insect, and their American Education is transparent, like a grid. From mosquitoes recently they showed two americans. They did not understand what they showed. I dont know english well, but then even i understood one another asks how it is correct to say iran or iraq earth paradox is not present, russian people are amazing thinkers, however, our man thinks without any benefit to the cause. He just thinks. Indeed, as if some kind of trick, as if some kind of energy resonates in russia with our depiction. For example , he has three classes of education. I think for 3 seconds and already know how to put a paper clip into the electric meter in the entrance so that the neighbors pay for the entire entrance. Where does this come from . Can you tell he is not knows the laws of kirguf, our children have the most inquisitive mind on earth. My friends have a 10yearold boy, he recently alienated this and put a turtle on wheels. Well, firstly, why . Secondly, even a very developed french child would not even come to mind. How to think, in order to think of such a thing, she took the train off the wheel and put the turtle on. I asked him. Why did he tell me, i wanted to get a turtle with pleasure. Initially in our man and what do you think the turtle is so pleased that it is possible with such a speed . Sometimes these notes i have to ask questions that i have not been asked anywhere in any other country. In my opinion, you received a note in st. Petersburg with a question, now i will please Mikhail Nikolayevich , it was written in a note. You travel a lot in different countries, you must have been to china in the first place, tell me, or firstly, tell me, is it true that there are more than 30,000 hieroglyphs in china and beyond. Here it is the inquisitive russian mind. What do you think a chinese typewriter looks like . You can tell me. On tv once and what do you think for a year comes a note you dont agreed, what does the machine look like . Moreover , according to this legend, so that you know, we are not just the brain of the earth, we are the most ancient part of the brain. Here are the doctors. In the hall, they certainly wont let you lie. Theres this part of the uh brain called the hypothalamus, its right here in the back. That is, thats why you cant understand russia with the mind, only in the back like this thats because a foreigner cannot figure out with his mind what our hepatologist does, that is, from the heart 0. 5 liters of vodka per evening for a russian peasant many liters is normal. You im elementary ours you cant explain things, for example, they get sick, they turn to doctors, but ours doesnt need it. Does he go barbarously to a neighbor or is there a frolovna . Here are the three classes of education. She says to herself spit in the eye. And russian women are obtained for lack of funds. You know how they get rid of the second chin by knocking with a hammer. Thats it. I want to evoke a sense of pride in russian people for our thoughtfulness for the fact that we are still the brain of the earth to tell how i went to one old believer. He lives on the line. I came to the village. Found it house open the gate. The gate is tight, it opens, i ask why the gate opens so tightly. You know what he told me. But you came in and a bucket of water poured over me. Look, now you have to think a little so hard, because a difficult example is the name of all nationalities, the dutch, the french, the british, the americans. These are all nouns, only russian adjectives. For you to know, only russian has the word switch. In other languages, the switch only our husbands from the room they shout in the hallway to the wife gone. And whats the answer . They want to wait for me not here . Yes, we are a country of paradoxes , a country in which every year the same fishermen are carried away on the same line. Only our people. They eat garlic to mask the smell of onions. Cucumbers are washed down with milk. 547 thousand 182 stars only the slavic peoples have vegetable gardens. You probably dont know this, but when the americans come and see russian vegetable gardens. They ask you to take a photo with a pumpkin in a squat, because they have never seen a pumpkin right away. They are all in shops buy. They have never seen wormy apples. Yes, i personally photographed an englishman in the Moscow Region who picked an apple, he says, you can take a picture with a worm. Bye. When they see that russians are invented and how they fantasize in the garden, they understand how much damage they are deficient compared to us. American once i saw one of my friends at the dacha near samara. Uh, tomatoes covered with newspapers. He scratched the pumpkin for a long time, then asked why she was saying, yes , to make the tomato warmer, he saw everything and everything. And what kind of newspapers yes free advertising . What fools we are, we build greenhouses for money. Bring order to the Prime Minister on the channel russia will not get it, the closer the top, the more terrible it is to intercede. I can not for life on monday for 3. 499 rubles. Only in alpha bank. Order a free alpha debit card and spin the super cashback app. And get up to 100 percent every month, and another 5 guaranteed in categories and 10 cashback in supermarkets in july alphabank is the best mobile banker on the site and in stores attention in case of poisoning allergies. 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Its better to write off underwater saboteurs than the captain of the second rank of fences during the day with fire does not contain with me the pride of the motherland and its most formidable weapon of sevastopol our task on saturday and sunday at 12 45 on the russia channel is a week of retribution, everything, as putin promised after the attack on the crimean bridge, father from russia of course, the Ukrainian Air defense will not cope, unfortunately, not all the means that the enemy uses are available for shooting down. Ukraine will not fix it, unlike the crimean bridge, Construction Equipment appears. What is the road now to the crimea and lavrentiya, so several times a day or erofeev with truckers travels along the land route, road notes stopped us only small ones. Machines Alexander Sladkov about how ours do not allow to bypass artyomovsk in the sky now several furies are the reconnaissance copter of the enemy grigory vdovins of the advanced positions under the throat. Actually the place here in the tower is very small is here three crew members and not ceremonial awarding in the field. They just came out of two the story of one for all the feat of six fought off eight attacks feeling that its straight . After him, we will always cook. What is the point of selling antipas, of course, everyone knows that berezovsky france wants to forget there, like the pearl of the bay of billionaires. Got berezovsky for the debts of the british architect for members of the queen. Dёte even those who know english. Well, i dont say the paste at all ; its impossible to tell the composition, he only from thoughts stick together everything inside. By the way, not a fictional case in the same samara, by the time an American Teacher arrived, the children staged a play in english, and it was 220 outside. He asks in the teachers sitting. Why doesnt the show start . And its been half an hour already. So it was supposed to begin for him, one of the teachers transferred two teachers to our performance. The windows are still being sealed. The american asked if you have storm. Why . He says . Well, why, what with such large sheets . Here you paste all glass at once. She says no to narrow swamps. We seal the gaps, and im a jerk after that. And what cracks, let me know, where are your cracks . She says, well, there are gaps between the frame and the wall. What do you stick with paper . And the paper saves from the cold 20. He had a very difficult evening of the americans. After that, he could not watch the performance, because there is one teacher, you know, like our english teacher. They often translate from russian. And now the teacher got it into his head to explain the process further. Please, i have one question. I can ask more. I know that im already tired of you with my questions, but i wont be alone anymore. Tell me, why are you releasing such windows . But when this poor fellow saw how ours. How do our summer residents sow carrots . This is laughed at by those who probably know how its done. I will please everyone else, you can be proud of the russian savvy. If you just sprinkle carrots on the garden, then there will be chaos. Some of our russians like order in the garden , unlike balconies. Therefore, they came up with gluing seeds. At a distance of 10 cm, from each other with a paste to toilet paper. Well, you stretch the daughter soaks the paper, the seeds are introduced and grow in orderly order. This poor american saw the process. How are our summer residents . He watched carefully. He thought she was dry. They wont survive, theyre not fit for any hardship. They did not see peas in pods. When the american saw the nicknames at the roller coaster, he said, how smart are you to come up with such a package. Do you understand that the slavic peoples have a mission on earth and a very important mission, and do not be afraid of them, when they have winter minus five and ice, although in what ice for us 5. They get up the movement turns off the economy. I had three shows canceled in new york because it was minus 4 degrees. Snow fell four angstroms thick, and we had ice in moscow recently 20 , three people run after the trolleybus. One truth comes through. Two hooves of the old man ran with a slash knights of the teutonic order and everyone looks at his feet, when he rolled ready, he had graters tied to his feet. Under let me guess what on our balconies. With russian people on the balconies, you know that everything that did not fit in the apartment. Some have only one ski. This is what i like. Why are you asking . Bicycle 28th edition cans of paint completely dried up cockroaches get a concussion when they get there just in case to tint. Why do i tint such cracks for you, there has long been an oldold refrigerator nearby, rusty rusty open, there stop. You are slippers. Thats it, its stopped by pantyhose, underpants , socks, rags, everything is cool, this kind of kneading goes on balcony, because pantyhose are never thrown away, but it is a great value, because if they are worn down from above they are cut off, they are worn like socks. And if they were demolished from below, they wear them like underpants . Although i dont know how to demolish from above, one reader wrote to me about this. Hahaha, and in astrakhan a woman says to me, i generally save tights for the garden. I say in what sense . So that the crows do not peck them. Crows cannot stand sheathed tights. I need them to fly away. They dont come back. Never again, even the children of these crows do not return to this garden the memory of the smell of pantyhose in the dna of generations. Last year, the main event in my life over the past 10 years, Yevgeny Aleksandrovich yevtushenko invited me to participate in his concert. Many young people who are in the hall probably do not know who it is. Ill say poet. This is not a designer. I agreed because i love poetry in general. My name was on the poster , people came up to me on the streets, thats why they said Mikhail Nikolaevich yes, do you really think and believe that an evening of poetry is possible these days after what we saw on tv . I believed to the last that it was possible, and i won , i turned out to be right, i had to introduce yevtushenko, i went out in order to say opening words to a full hall of 6,000 people. I assure you that only in russia six thousand people can gather in our time for an evening of poetry, and when i introduced yevgeny yevtushenko, the most touching fun happened, when he got up, only in russia can people stand in front of a poet in front of the president in the states will become according to the constitution a with us from the heart, because because our conscience has always been writers, poets, artists, directors, artists, and the conscience of western democracy, lawyers. The most unscrupulous class in the land of western democracy is the power of money, chosen for money. For money. Anything beyond money. We have saved saving inclinations in russia. And suddenly, a month later, we have lunch and yevtushenko yarmolnik ya in sochi e during the film festival. And suddenly such a girl, just a teenager, runs up to our table, recognizes me, a laborer, says, the stew does not recognize and my uncle tells me. Misha, i was at your concert in the kremlin palace as a congress. You performed with this poet. I dont remember how. She says, listen, he turned out to be such a cool grandfather. I didnt think this could exist. I have never heard poetry from the stage. She speaks when he said. The first time, even so, the chicken stopped at the entrance to the mouth. And he looks at her so attentively and the pigtail rose from him, she continues. After that evening i went to a bookstore bought a book by this poet bought a book master and margarita, because he told Evgeny Aleksandrovich about her, she did not know that such a book existed, and now she tells me i will read war and peace. Yes, she will not read war and peace, but how wonderful, he said about us. Gogol is our man, we must respect at least for his intention, then we met , we talked, and she told us how she now goes to the disco and writes out quotes from modern songs. Ive been doing this for a long time, and she knows that ive talked about this more than once on television. See. Shes on one i visited a poetry evening and suddenly heard something in one song that even i had not heard. Although i knew this song, allegrova sings a song about ekaterina, and this is a girl, a teenager says to me, but you didnt notice anything there, im saying, no, well, as she says, there are also such lines that ekaterinas crew wears uh hmm to the outskirts of moscow izhevnia. I say that she says ekaterina lived in st. Petersburg. Yarmolnik says that the crew did not carry her away. And we began to play the game, this girl tells us a line, and we have to figure out who can sing this line. Well, for example, my head is stupid without a leg, armless. I immediately said koloboks song, then she even quoted an interesting song, e, summer and winter are sultry ice. I go crazy all night long, but these are the songs of the menopause penguins. And the soloist sings , you dont know how warm it is in your soul, you dont know what lies there. I can give these examples for a long time, but she really gave me a gift. I would not have heard this song in my life, but she says, you know, i specially recorded it for you, please the audience with such a quote. And now i keep my promises. I please you with this quote, a flock of birds flew by and dripped from the eyelashes. Why did i say this . Watch one evening of poetry. The girl came to life, she became different. We will never become like western people signs. Why would the russian language help out, my friend would take the swedes to the Tretyakov Gallery and tell them. Lets go to the next room , my goats. How much affection is in this . The swedes asked what she was saying. The translator could not translate because they do not have pet suffixes. How could it translated . She said she called you. One of the conclusions is that the earth gave the slavic peoples a special soul energy and now hopes for us, because today the main conflict is not between peoples, not between confessions, the main conflict on earth is between the soul and the body , between the heart and mind, between love and oil. And our program went wrong, and we lost our logic. A person comes to the store and asks in front of me. Do you have nonalcoholic beer he says yes . He says, then two bottles of vodka. Here explain what is the logic. Program lost so much that sometimes when you talk with our man. It would be desirable to him at first in a forehead to give to restore logic. Like a boom on the computer, so that it falls into place, so that this is all the waitress asks for fresh yogurt. She says pear, he says right next to it. I leave one more room, because there is not even a mirror, there is no mirror in the hotel room, there is only one Cardboard Box left. Thats what you draw, what you see when you look. I say, im leaving you, you didnt even fix the mirror. They say to me, well, but we are second to you the chair brought this as can be combined. Moved to a room where there are air conditioners, but installed or air conditioners in the room with russian logic above the bed. Clearly blowing right into your head right under the covers. Im all confused. All this way, its nice to laugh at me. I only left the grunt and breathed left for myself. And they started to drip for me exactly like this. I ask the director of the hotel. Why do air conditioners leak . What critical days did they have . Only our man could give such an answer in the crimea in the summer. He does not answer. You see, we have air conditioners are not designed for heat. Yes, we have a special logic for a taxi driver, i say, before visiting the metro. He says no, im moving on. Only our people run after the bus. They jump on the bus and ask what number . And the floor of the bus god knows. 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Check your credit potential at sberbank online and find out the available amount and conditions for all loan products from sberbank on russia grandiose tv channel the naval capital of russia welcomes the ships of all the fleets and navymen of the country an ambulance parade on july 30 on navy day at 11 00 on the russia tv channel is especially evident how the energy of the russian soul does not fit when our people get to the west. I was skiing in the alps last year, and at the same time, the guys were resting in vienna and the team of oil workers in siberia , the guys were sour for about two months the day before departure , they suddenly found out that there is the alps nearby. Where do you get the strength to laugh, can you say what they do there . Theyre told to ride about fine. We have one more day to learn how to ski. We hired a bus to go far at 6 00 in the morning, we left at 7 00 in the morning and began to sour. Woke up at 9. The alps are around for the beauty of nature, because a warmup is needed, right now they will learn. They say, let the german guide take us, uh, to the store to buy uniforms. The german saleswoman closed the boutique after 10 minutes, but because our energy can not stand it. This is the first thing they asked the saleswoman. Tell me, this is on the posters on the walls, who is drawn with us she says its glorious world champions. They say we are all the same as they quickly come here. She says, do you know how to ride . No, well, we still have half a day. Lets quickly and ours with our energy began to be applied. We began to produce an example , you know, run each others dresser. In shorts , socks of this hat, at the same time, with audible sticks, the socks are dragging the boards, the boards are dragging, you know, the sour lies. But she is ready to endure, everything, if only the grandmothers paid for it all, finally. She gave them shoes. First time better in hand. What are they asking . You lead us to a steep mountain, he says, well, steep, but steep, oh well, we are steep, well, well , the guide was smart enough to take them all the same to a gentle descent. Anyway, the lift broke down 13 times. She cant sit for 3 minutes. Quietly, its useless. Shilo in all places. They are starting to cling to each other. The audience saw this picture. Push with a stick, you know this until, he falls. Naturally, otherwise there is no result. And the germans immediately stop the lift. You fell ugly, you know of course, the germans are for the germans, like they dont know our state of emergency for ours. They will tighten their teeth and bring ours to the mountain. Well there all these are delivered as the kids work out. You saw how the sturgeon is pulled out after 15 minutes , an austrian is driving and stacking our stacks in a trailer for snowmobiles. And our satisfied ones say they have never had so much fun. You know, we learned how to ski practically take us to the sauna. To my misfortune, i was in the sauna at that time, and the germans have cascades. Sauna, available in good hotels, for example, aromatic sauna, wet dry. I was romantic, because we have such a rare sauna, what is coriander in a frying pan for koreans on top of a barrel like this on a computer, after every, probably 10 minutes, the barrel turns and waters the frying pan with coriander and coriander in the air. Was until ours came. There arent even any memories left. They just said hello to me everything, its not even a fume. Its carbon monoxide. Went and said that the barrel is slowly spinning. Here i am not telling you anything funny. I just i tell you what you saw with your own eyes many times after 2 hours in a cold sauna. My energy sit ours and sweat and sweat they somehow explained that she broke down the sauna they are to my misfortune to the misfortune of the germans who were in the pool came to the pool. First of all, you need to tell what the germans are on the shore of the pool. The germans will tell the floor to the floor, i will show you, the germans are relaxing on the shore of the pool. Music for the upper chakra not like our sun is a bomb bomb, there is no sun bombatso, they have a couch for the upper chakra under their blues, individual glasses, narrow so fashionable read silence. Was until ours started catching his woman in the pool. There were splashes even on the glasses, on these carnations, and the screeching was as if the whole village was slaughtering a pig. You know, ill tell you who laughed there. Only ours can Start Playing hide and seek in the pool. Poor german, he looks at ours. Most fled, one german remained. He then ran away. After he came, a russian child, ohohoh, he is such a son of a prosperous son, he is such a guitarlike shape. He became to play the game stood between the german and the pool, because i will show you now, please, at night, do not remember. You can normally the child became so between the germans in the pool standing, looking at the pool began to speak. The sea worries two the sea worries three the first figure. The german has parkinsons glasses in pieces. He escaped and thank god because the boy so gurgled into the pool. It was such a vigorous bull. A little glass in the windows did not increase, but he did the main thing, something about which it is even inconvenient to talk about. Im sorry, but he will speak i will designate everything in my own words in my own words. You rescued me. I didnt have to say that he urinated, but thats not necessary, children. If you are in the hall, i warn you to do this abroad. Although im wrong, actually, and we dont have to do this. I made a mistake. Yes, even in yalta we wrote before entering the pool in shorts not to urinate. I cant, i mean, without panties, please, this is for gods sake. But theres a special liquid added to the pool. And if youre still doing this, thats it, thats all it manifests itself there. The boy looked like a skunk who let out a jet. Well, he is in general. Somehow he was not surprised, because he actually came to the pool for this. He even became interested in him, he began to play with it. Trying to break it so that others get it all into the pool. The german administrator on duty came running and began not to tell our dad that i should not do it sonul, but ours, after all, many of them cannot even connect two words in any language. I repeated to one of ours in italy twenty times, that how much does it cost in italian quantokos. I told him quantokos to you so to speak, he came to the store said cosa nostra the police were called. Thought he introduced himself. You know, what concessions are usually made in the west when talking to foreigners, they speak , you know, they begin to speak russian with them slowly, but loudly, here are the words. Here is our tourist and german waitresses, she speaks to me at breakfast. Me at that eye of a kangaroo, which was run over by an asphalt roller on its hind legs. And ours turns to me and says, and you are right, they are stupid. You are not a sausage you understand the sausage, she still when they cant scream, they show to start the sausage, look, shes a fork. Here is the sausage. Somehow the germans managed to show dad should not do anything, sonny im proud of our what did . Dad, this german administrator has never seen such a thing. You know, daddy took out 100 and gave me all of the alloy. Only ours take out wet dollars from wet swimming trunks. And what did the german allow . He thought in his life that you can earn 100 you can earn in this way and the next day even persuaded the boy to do it again and gave him a free phantom to drink. And in the evening i was proud of our germans in the bar and the whole german hotel ran to drink for free. All the same, the guys are very generous, and they told the germans in the language of semigestures of semibasic words that their frost is nonsense compared to the frost in tobolsk because in tobolsk they tried to depict further with gestures when you spit, the lidyshka falls. Can you picture it . No, they did it. Together they did the pantomimo of the kindergarten. They did your synchronized swimming brr. But when germans come to us if they do not know the russian language, everything is fine if they know the end of them. A german arrived, yes, to study the russian language in the Moscow Region to finish teaching. He studied well, in russian. She was in shock the first day. You know how in a rural store they hang such signs on glass doors on one side it is written open, on the other it is closed from he came in , but he cant go out. Listen, will you ever get tired or not . Be honest, its impossible. And when he came to the market this poor german and said, granny u what kind of vegetable is that . She says these are white tomatoes you are white. Why are they yellow . She says, yes, because they are still green. Heres how it can be understood, if not the hypothalamus. But when he walked along the highway, im afraid to tell you this, he walked along the bolshakov, it would be nice to return. I was waiting for you to tell the story while he was walking along the big one and saw how we drove the geese out of the yard for granny. So get ready, yes, how it will give birth to me, they say. Dial your chest, like a parody, dial. He saw how grandmother drove out the geese and shouted to them. Get out the dogs. He thought he learned the language wrong. You know. He took out a dictionary. Began to compare like geese. He approached her to ask. Its your geese. She says, and youre a pretty fucking idiot. He says, why do you call them dogs . She says because they are pigs the whole garden. 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We do not understand what you are saying. Then they realized what they had seen, and then they decided to finally finish me off with a compliment and said, but our grandmothers have loved you since childhood. I often heard the phrase zadornov paranoia, he talks about america all the time. This is not entirely true , its not that i talk about america all the time. The fact is that television is always alone concert shows. But it happened, such an amazing turn in my life, people began to tell me about americans on the streets in some other cities on new years eve in paris , across the street, a family from rostov shouts to me uncle misha they are stupid. Foreigners began to tell me about americans who know english and listened to my speeches. The dutchman told, the american asked him what alphabet you have in holland, then latin answered her, she thought and asked again. But how is it that the alphabet is the same letters are the same words are different. An american asked the germans, where are you from germany and your face is not asian ski instructors, americans say in austria when they call and find out that we are in austria he asks if you have a lot of kangaroos there or not . And they tell me a lot about what kind of courts are going on in america. It is very significant to talk about it. About the courts, for example, because everything america is suing. Now this is the main income of an american such. Side income is such a syndrome of monica lewinsky. You know, i climbed into the house, i knew that the owners left for a week slammed it in the garage. For a week, he sued the owners. Because there was only dog ​​food. He lost weight and he won the trial. They didnt leave him food, that is, they did more damage to him than he did to them, because he had a good lawyer, poor american peasants, they are afraid of everything. Today i send americans to samara from our moscow station, i go with him to the ne, he is horrified, he says there are two beds here and says that he says a woman can get in. I say rejoice. And he asks me a question. What are his will there be grounds for protection . Interesting in america, teachers are already afraid to tell a student that he is a lazy person. The student already knows everything. He will call a lawyer. The lawyer will draw up a figure that the student was supposed to become a writer, and the teacher developed an inferiority complex in him. He wont write now. This teacher should pay him all the fees that he earned if he began to look for himself. A woman washed a cat in america and put it in the microwave to dry