Spectacle. Right . Many president s maybe got involved in a campaign finance scandal. But illegal money paid to two mistresses with one of them signed in the White House . A, gross, b, not your typical president ial scandal. Like we are already in unprecedented territory here. But thats not the most important point. The federal case, Michael Cohen coming clean, saying what happened. That left in its wake not just like a slimy trail of yuck dont let the kids read the news anymore. It left in its wake one legitimately baffling question. Which was, wait now, who is getting in trouble for this now . Who is the one person getting in trouble for this crime . Just Michael Cohen . Really . He is going to federal prison for years and he is the only