then, the president conditioned a white house meeting on investigations. then the president pressed president zelensky to do a political favor. then the president's representatives ratcheted up the pressure on the ukrainian president. then, the president's security assistance hold became public. dun, dun, dun! then the president's scheme unraveled. then the denouement, the kicker, the thing that runs in the middle of the credits to keep you sitting in your seats. the president's chief of staff confirmed the aid was conditioned on investigations. all right, so they are covering all their bases here. even if you don't feel like you have time to read the 300-page-long impeachment report there is a 22-page executive summary just for you. but even if you feel like you can't read those 22 pages, donate worry, there's a four-page preface that nuts it all up. even if you don't feel like you can read the four-page preface, you can read the first four paragraphs which nut it up even