this is the life heart. - right, right. - and the pride of humboldt park right here. - these guys have every right to be proud of what they do, because not everyone is cut out for this line of work, and they're about to put me to the test. - we got some gear here. and without this gear, we can't kiss the dragon, right? this is where all our candidates go through. they put this on. and john, you gotta do this in under a minute. - under a minute? i put $100 that i can beat y'all. - he got $100 out. [laughter] - oh! - go! - go. ♪ - oh, you motherfucker. [laughter] - your strap. [laughter] - oh, he came out of the boots! [laughter] - i won! [laughter] ♪ [laughter] - let's give john another round. [applause] hey, hey, hey. - you guys are too kind. - a-plus for trying. - he won, he won. he's the real winner.