Guest the new pornographers featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it is Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Stephen right over there, everybody. There you go. How are you . Stephen stephen please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show, im your host, Stephen Colbert. Well, donald trump is in france right now and i feel, je ne sais quoi, if you know what i mean. I dont, cuz i dont speak french. And i dont blame donald trump from skipping town. The man has had a really rough week. His son admitted to colluding with russia. His Healthcare Plan is looking dead in the water. And his press secretary still has his head stuck in that honey pot. laughter so. Jon honey pot. Stephen trump is now in paris and is he going to be so disappointed once he learns thatoutout doesnt ou ou doesnt mean what he thinks it does. It is just an allegation, jon. And today trump met with frances elegant first Lady Brigitte macron and of course he treated her like any other woman, by objectifying her. Stephen bad donald. No bad. This is not one of your european wife shopping trips. This is business. laughter applause hes got to learn. The man has got to learn his limits. Then trump held a joint press conference with newly elected french president and show hotter justin trudeau, emmanuel macron. Trump invoked americas long history with france. France helped us secure our independence. A lot of people forget. France is americas first and oldest ally, a lot of people dont know that. Stephen nope, just you. laughter we know. Gave us the statue of liberty too, remember that part, statue of liberty . Of course trump got asked about the biggest story in france. His sons collusion with russia. He took a meeting with a russian lawyer, not a government lawyer, but a russian lawyer. It was a short meeting. It was a meeting that, went very, very quickly, very fast. Stephen welcome to trumps america. Where morality is measured by speed. Because it was over quickly, it wasnt wrong. Its like a Five Second Rule for your soul. Hey, i had sex with your sister, hon, but it was over like that. Now applause im sorry, pardon monsieur president e, were you spinning. Two other people in the room, i guess one of them left almost pleadly and the other immediately and the other one was not focused on the meeting. Stephen those other guys didnt have their head ntion the game but my little done did im not surprised, even as a child he was a very advanced colluder, he took ap collusion, very few people know that. But in the end, looking at the story as a whole, thinking about the meeting. Heres trumps bottomline. I do think this. I think from a practical standpoint, most people would have taken that meeting. Stephen yes, most people would have taken it. To the fbi. cheers and applause but thats not me talking. Thats the new attorney general, that is the head of the fbi saying that. But before donald trump left the country he gave more details on that meeting he had with Vladimir Putin last week, at the g20. He told reuters that he pressed putin on the election hack. I said did you do it and he said no, i did not, absolutely not. Then i asked him a second time in a totally different way. He said absolutely not. Then, then, then i asked him a third time and he said he did do, but then i asked him a fourth time and he said no again, so its probably fine, tremendous guy. I mean you got to give it to him, thats thorough. That is as thorough. He said he asked him twice. There is no way putin could have lied a second time. Its impossible. And remember, he specifically said, that little quote there he said he asked him two different ways. Did you hack our elections, no. Okay. Ay, guvner, did you ack our lections. Thank you. That accent right there . Hold on, no, hold on, no. applause i understand. I understand your desire to praise my accent. They call me the meryl streep of late night. Trump then explained his genius theory proving that putin wasnt involved. Somebody did say if he did do it you wouldnt have found out about it. Which is a very interesting point. Yes. A very interesting point. Very stupid but very interesting. And as trump also explained to 700 club founder and christian smeagel pat robertson, russia couldnt have wanted him to win the election because putin was actually pulling for hillary. If hill rae had won, our military would be decimated. Our energy would be much more expensive. Thats why putin doesnt like about me. He would like hillary where she wants to have windmills. Stephen yes. She would want to have windmills. Trump is always fighting against windmills, that is why they call him donald quixote. And applause of course trumps not the only one defending his son. Last night senior white house advisor and satans trophy wife Kellyanne Conway appeared on fox news and used a little visual aid to drive home her point. I just want to review in case you run out of time. This is how i see st so far. This is to help all the people at home. Whats the conclusion, collusion, no. We dont have that yet. I see illusion and delusion, just so we are cleared, condition cleution, collusion, no, illusion, delusion, yes, i just thought we what have some fun with words. Stephen fun, i want to try. Yeah. cheers and applause got some handy visual aids here. Trump, jr. Tried to articulated, but that turned out to incriminate. applause . Stephen yeah, see easy to remember, its something even idiot would anticipate, and now hes going to be an inmate. cheers and applause some fun with words. Haves no have those sent to the smithsonian. Lets see, what else. Oh, the gop, today the gop took yet another crack at passing their healthcare bill. This is their third attempt, just a word of advice, fellas, if you are having that much trouble passing something, you need to see a doctor. Every version so far, up until now, every version of this gop bill has been incredibly unpopular. Polls show that only 12 of americans support it. To put that in perspective, 12 is the rotten tomato score of the talking cat movie nine lives. Coincidentally nine lives is also what you will need to survive trump care. They had to. Thank you. He cant make it. They had to do something radical to make the bill more palatable this time for people to think the bill looked better. So they put something in known as the ted cruz amendment. Nothing gets people more excited like the fraidz now with more ted cruz phrase now with more ted cruz. Cruzs amendment would allow insurers to sell cheaper plans with fewer benefits that would likely attract younger and healthier americans, so instead of a comprehensive plan, insurers could charge you a little bit each month for a service that doesnt give you everything you really want. Like netflix, but you die. I guess, i guess the white house was expecting a bad score from the Congressional Budget Office cuz yesterday they released an attack ad claiming the cbo makes its estimates inaccurately. But heres the thing, the white house actually had to pull that ad because they misspelled the word innak rattily. Oh innaccurately. Oh, oh, that applause i got to say, that is ironic with a capital y. We got a great show for you tonight. Ashton kutcher is here. I am going to terrify all you parents. Stick around. Stephen jon batiste right there the man. applause jon, i just want to take a moment here, please have a seat, i want to take a moment to say congratulations to you, everybody over there and everybody who works on this show. Because today the late show got nominated for six emmys. applause congratulations, guys. Congratulations. Stephen thank you, thank you. Best show, best writing, best directing and im so proud of everybody who works here, everybody is responsible for this kind of stuff. So tonight something special, at the end of the show, were going to scroll all their names on the screen. And its six nominations this area because its not only for this show but its also for our Election Special which, i dont remember all that well because were nominated in the category of outstanding opening a bottle of bourbon and crying on live television. But anyway, congratulations to everybody. Thank you for what you did. Congratulations. applause congratulations. You know, ive got teen kids, folks. And when you got teens there is so much to worry about. But every once in a while i like to take my mind off those worries and instead worry about what the local news says i should worry about. This is the late shows teen secrets. Teen i you know, it is no secret that teens are always looking for a way to get high, unlike us adults. Cheers to us, by the way. Hmmmm. Hmmmm. Well, there is a new high out there from an unexpected source. A new way to get a buzz from something that is inexpensive, widely available, perfectly legal and teens already love it. Chocolate. A new chocolatebased product, cokeo lock coco loko a powder that users can snort. Stephen finally a chocolate you dont have to taste. This gives an entirely new definition to brownnosing. This snortable chocolate is coco loko and costs 24. 99 for ten servings. Now that sounds like a lot but remember theres also a chocolate on the market that costs 100,000 and that wont even get you high. So what is in it . I will let the c. E. O. Of coco loko explain. It is basically crazy chocolate because its chocolate mixed with other things that creates a crazy effect. Stephen something tells me that snortable chocolate isnt the first time this guy has had a brush with nose candy. And coco loko is more than just inhallable chocolate, folks. Because its mixed with a bunch of other crap. The product is actually a blend, cacao powder with other ingredients often found in n drink, the makers claim it is make an elevated mood and state of euphoria like the eck stas. Stephen but more like the feeling of hey, guys, i couldnt get ecstasy, you want to snort some ovaltine . Coco loko has even gotten the attention of Senate Minority leader Chuck Schumer who said this suspect product has no clear health value. I cant think of a single parent who thinks it is a good idea for their children to be snorting overthecounter stim lants up their noses. Wow, what a gloomy gus. Sounds like somebody needs a bump of coco loko. And skinny johna hill here isnt concerned about the potential health affects. I didnt consult with any medical professional. Stephen there you have it. He didnt consult with any medical professionals. Problem ignored. Though he did do some research to make sure coco loko was safe. I basically just saw what europe was doing out here there was no health issues, its been out two, three years, everybody seems fine, its very popular. There is really no neck tiff publicity so i fell were good to go. Stephen yeah, were good to go. Why dont we test all drugs that way. I mean no one currently on cocaine has any complaints about it. I got to say, this guy and his snortable chocolate had made me realize all the ways that candy pushers are already after our kids. This suggest arer ep dik is bigger that be just quoko loco, and we have a choice, do we confront it now or later. Of course, some airheads may say that candy is good and plenty if people use it but ignore their snickers because the smarties know were in mounds of trouble. It seems innocent but eventually youll blow every payday, go on a crime [bleep] spree and the next thing you know, you are on the street turning twix. applause well be right back. With ashton kutcher. Welcome back, everybody. Folks, my first guest tonight is an actor, a producer and a twitter pioneer who now stars in the netflix series, the ranch. Please welcome ashton kutcher. cheers and applause nice to see you again. applause theyre fired up. Stephen how is your summer going so far. Its going amazing. Stephen yeah. My wife was working on a movie in atlanta. Stephen mila k, nis. Yeah, thats her. So i got to spend the last two months in atlanta just running after the kids and handling out. Stephen thats night nice. Yeah, it was tbreat. Stephen did you enjoy any of the regional food that georgia allows . I gained like ten pounds, like for real am between that and its funny, when you dont work all day you can drink beer in the middle of the day and its awesome. Stephen i lack forward to it. An i found, and its right here, im keeping it. Stephen let me ask you something here, i have a question for you, you have invested in uber, spotify, airbnb, skype, you like to support new technologies that allow people to communicate, have commerce in new ways. But like if i had a new idea, what are the questions that you would be asking me about my product . Like what do need to know before you go yeah, kutcher is in. My biggest thing is like founders first. So i want to know. Stephen what is that, founders first. So i believe that the founders of the company, cuz im usually investing in really early stage when it like two guys, a dog and a power point presentation. Stephen like airbnb you jumped in early on that. Yeah, i think there were like 20 or 30 employees when i invested. It was like four or five years ago or something. But i want to know that the idea is audacious and that it is something that has like a gigantic total addressable market. I usually like it when at first it doesnt land in your ear right, like it almost needs to seem nonsensable. Like the idea that people are just going to sleep on peoples couches, and like everyone is being to be cool with that, is like,. Stephen is that the one that surprised you the post because all these things, so many of these things that you invested in have been successful. Is there one that took off that you are like that kind of even surprises me. Airbnb is shocking. To me uber was shocking, the fact that everyone would pay a little more to ride in a black car, like dont we just want to get there. And all of a sudden it turns into this jugger naught. But there is even stuff like, there is a Company Called acorns that we just invested. Stephen acorns. And this company is its basically like a tip jar for your spending. So when you spend, you round it up, you tip it and you tip it into acorns and it invests it for you in an intelligent balanced portfolio. Stephen wait a seconded, so i so i, what happens . Stephen i didnt even here, so im spending money with my phone. It rounds up whatever your expenses are to the nearest dollar. Stephen is i go buy a coffee. Yeah, say its like, you know, 1. 65. It will take the other 35 cents and immediately puts it into your acorns account and then it basically like starts to diversify and build up a savings portfolio for you. Stephen what if i pitch an idea t is you will cad the system that i am working on. Its Communications TechnologyCompany Called flurpee and in flurpee what you do, you have some sort of sensor in youred aboutee that is always checking on your health, like what your temperature is, your endokrine system and if i get sick, it sends a signal to my friends saying stef sen not feeling well, he has a fever, maybe he is feeling a little flurpee and people are like, if i had known you were sick i would have brought you soup or something. And then suddenly, soup, i dont even have to ask for it. Flurpee. applause im in, im in, i love it. I love it. It sounds absurd. Stephen its ridiculous. But maybe thats the next best thing, are you go to promote it on the show every night, im definitely in. Stephen oh yeah, totally, totally. I will find the engineer to build it for you if you are going to do that. Stephen yeah, just make the probe comfortable, thats all i ask. Are you investing in anything fun now that people might be interested in hearing about . I hear you have a cow thing going on. Oh, yeah, i invested in a Company Called cowler. It is basically a fit bit for cows. See in that is how i knew it was good i was. Stephen are cows getting flabby . Why do they need. So im at this incubator and pitching a hundred companies. Stephen and an incubate certificate what. Where Young Technology people go to build their company from the ground up. It is like a supportive community, helps them build it and a guy pitches a fit bit for cows and everyone laughs. And im like thats funny but its not. Because if you think about darey cow production, you actually need to know exactly when the cow is pregnant in order to hit the cycles in order to get the milk from the cow, right . Stephen sure. And the existing infrastructure for this is ridiculously extension expensive and not brilliantly built and these guys are doing it at a reasonable price that actually increases dairy production yield. Stephen that is from knowing how many steps the cow took that day. How do you know the cows arent just doing this in the field, just shaking their paws because that is what everybody just does, im at 10,000. Im going to get them today. Im going to get them today. It tracks the temperature of the cow, it tracks the location of the cow, so you know. Stephen well, that is flurpee. It is basically flurpee. Stephen im suing the damn cows. They stole your idea. Stephen lawyer up, bessie. That one is a good one. There is another company we just testify invested in called hooked, swi really cool. Yeah, hook ed. There is users and they are hear. Stephen he is a pirate out there. I think its like the new form of storytelling which is were so used to reading text messages. Stephen yai yai. That we are building a narrative exeu taition in our brains that is from reading text messages. What this does, it just basically, it is storytelling but through a text message fore mat. So it will start out, the first one will be like mom, dont come upstairs. And then you click it and then it comeses alike what . Stephen all written by 14 year old boys. Its amazing. And its like a horror story where you are enthralled because are you so used to the emotional response that you get from reading text messages. Stephen and you are hooked on the story. And youre hooked. Stephen oh, wow, im in, im in. You want in on that one. Stephen im in for 40. And the cow one too. Stephen cow one. Cowler and hook. Stephen why should i buy the cow when i can get the milk for free, ashton kutcher. Now were you a twitter pioneer, you were the first person to hit a Million People on twitter. Yeah. Stephen okay, what do you think, our president has made a has nothing to do with politics. Nothing to do. Stephen im just asking, our president has made a bit of a career last faw years on twitter and now he is the most powerful twitter user in the world. What do you think of the way he tweets. Have you got any critique of his use of the technology . Just as a pioneer, im just asking as a pioneer, not a political consultants. Okay, so here is what i will say. When twitter first started, when i first got on twitter, you could actually kind of say whatever you thought. And get high quality feedback loops really, really quickly and refine what you thought and then repost it. But it was before media was really following what people were saying on twitter. And so it was like, you know, you could put a fragile idea out into the world, and get high quality feedback and then amend it and then go with whatever you felt. And now its a broadcasting system. Its like a giant broadcasting system and so i think that his tweets would have done a lot better five years ago when you could share an idea that wasnt fully baked. Well, hold on. And im not im not saying that im honestly not saying that like wholly judgementally. But i kind of feel like emotions can get the best of you when you have that big of a mega phone. And sometimes it is better to mul it over a bit. Stephen did you invest in twitter . No. Stephen why not . You were the pioneer, why didnt you put the cash in. I was not the pioneer, i was just the user. Stephen were you a pioneering user, how about that. Its actually the thing that made me start investing in technology, companies. Because i realized the value that i could bring by adopting it and promoting it. And i realized that wow, there is a lot of value that i left on the table by not having equity. And the founder jack dorse when he started his next Company Square by actually invested in that company. Stephen thats the thing, the swipe thing. Yeah. Which is doing really well as a company on the Public Market now. But i invested in there. So i made good on he hooked me up. Stephen all right, all right. Tell them about flurpee, tell him about flurpee. I will. Stephen now you have the Second Season, Second Season . With you bts he called part three. Yeah. Stephen of your series the ranch. Its really confusing, lets just call it part threa. Stephen but its season two. Season two, part three. Stephen that would be the sixth installment, wouldnt it. It is the third it is. Stephen simple math. Okay. So its called the ranch. It is a sitcom on netflix, what made it right for net in flicks, is there bad words . Is there shall. Yeah, its pretty raunchy. Stephen there neweddity. Yeah, theres some, mostly me. applause . Stephen its a ranch, i assume there is some as assless chaps going on. Just me. Stephen just you. Yeah, the thing, i grew up on like 80 sitcoms, rosanne and like, and was like fully, like, in with these families that were like mid western families that felt like my family. Stephen from iowa. I am from iowa, and so i and i related to that family. Like i actually, like was able to sort of exercise ideas through watching the show. And laugh with this family and realize that we werent the only, you know, poor middle class family trying to struggle and get by in the world. And that there was someone else out there like us. And i looked around at what was on television and there was nothing that was representing that community. And especially with, in the middle of the country with conservative beliefs, on a ranch thats being torn apart by globalization and big industry farms coming and taking these guys out. And i thought wait, those people are out there. And theyre not allly underrepresented. And every time you see conservative points of view on television, people are making fun of it. And but there are people that really connect with that. And they believe that. And so the show is kind of like a country song. And its. Stephen the show is like a country song. Yeah, its like a country song, like you lose your wife and your dog and you get drunk on beer. And, and its really kind of what the ethic of the show is. And its fun because netflix lets us go for it they let us, let it all hang out there. Stephen well, we have a clip here. Can you tell us what is going on in this clip. Something having to do with breakfast. Yeah, this is breakfast. Im pretending like im making my girlfriend breakfast to say sorry. Just cooking a little breakfast for my favorite girl. You dont cook. Oh, cakes and sausages, beg to differ. Oh, are you do that thing where you run to mcdonalds and pretend to cook for me . laughter no. What if i check the garbage. No, please dont do that applause . Stephen nice steeking you again, congratulations on the new show, the ranch part three is on netflix. Ashton kutcher, everybody. cheers and applause . Stephen well be right back with our friend rob corddry. Stick around. Stephen hey, everybody, welcome back to the show. Ladies and gentlemen, you know my next guest from the daily show, Childrens Hospital and now ballers. I didnt know you knew steph curry. Well, i know a lot of guys that you didnt know i know, joe. I have been chasing him for years, the perfect guy to help. This is the next step in your global domination. It is all about expansion, joe, let this be a Good Opportunity to pay back ricky before the end of q4. You dont have to just nie it to me. We are both big boys with big app tithes and big balls. Its just that yours are a little bit bigger than mine. Stephen please welcome rob corddry. Good to see you. Good to see i, man. Cheesier plaws cheers and applause Stephen Lovely to see you again. It was so nice, have i to thank you for something. What is that . I got to thank you for coming by for my 20th anniversary of being late night thing, we had a little daily show reunion with you and. I was so drunk, i dont remember that at all. Stephen it was pretty good. But youre welcome. Stephen you started out as an improviser like i did. Thats right, yeah, thats right. Stephen do you still improvise. No, no, well, not like i will do some reunion shows but im rusty, you know, like my muscles, my improv muscles are weak. Stephen its like a sport. It really is, and also my muscle muscles are so about a year ago i was doing this, okay. I was doing this. An improv scene, a reunion show and i went, stepped backwards and felt a pop in my calf, blew out my calf muscle and ironically we were doing a scene about how old we are. Stephen you have got to be kidding me. No. Stephen you tore a muscle walking backwards. I tore a muscle stepping backwards, stepping, not even walking, stepping backwards. Stephen you got to stretch out before you use the bathroom. I dont im worried about you, man. Ah, man, i think about stretching a lot. I do. Stephen now are you doing the show, with the rock called ballers, this season how hard do you guys ball . We were balling as per the title of the show. Season two, for sure like double balling. , right . Stephen i see a pattern here. No, no, no, that is where i will flip it on you. Season three, you think triple balling . Just exponential growth, expo next balling growth. You condition even really measure how much were balling now. Because. Stephen youre off the ball chart. Youre off the ball chart. Stephen you buried the ball needle. If there is a ball chart, i got to see that. Ive got i really deserve it. Stephen well, you managed to make a life in the arts, would you be okay with your you have kids right. Sure, two kids. Stephen would you be okay with them having a life in the arts. Oh yeah, theyre very artistic. As a matter of fact, my youngest daughter wants to be and has always wanted to be a tattoo artist. Can you imagine if you said that to your mother when you were growing up. Like she would smack you across your face. Stephen yes. Yeah, she has wanted to be a tattoo artist ever since our friend like was she found out he did it and that is a thing. And so we were over at his studio recently about a year ago. And she was fascinated looking at all the artists doing their tattoos. And scott said, you should tattoo your dad. And at that moment. Stephen how old is she. Eight years old, she was seven at the time. No control over my brain to mouth channel at that point. I went yeah, absolutely, lets do that. Stephen thats love, because you love her. I do love her. I love her. And i love the tattoo that she actually gave me that afternoon. Stephen she gave you. She gave me a. Stephen some place that i could. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, im not going to wear a suit that i cant show you moo tattoo at a seconds notice. So i want to tell you, it is a hedgehog, okay. Just in case you are confused. Stephen can we get a shot of that. Oh, we can get a shot of that. Stephen injure daughter did that, thats pretty damn good. She was so cute too, man. She was so focused. I have never seen her so focused like a seven year old like focused. And the only thing, the only instruction she got from scott who was just sitting there spreading out my skin so it was tawt, he would just say, she didnt want to hurt me. Stephen yeah. So she would he would just go all right, dont be afraid to press down a little harder go ahead and press down. Now really press it down, now really, really press it down an she was it was so great. Stephen so the eight year old. And that is here forever im told. Stephen forever. That i didnt know. Stephen unless, unless you get one of those things where they get you out of a gang and use the lace tore take it off. Is that . Stephen i think are you in a gang now. Yeah. Stephen all right. Hedgehogs wouldnt be a bad name for a gang. Hedgehogs. The screaming hedgehogs. All right. I feel like i would be the leader of that gang. Stephen so the eight year old wants to be a tattoo artist and the ten year old wants to be a carney. The 11 year old wants to be whatever at the current moment and a veterinarian, like the other one is interchangeable. Stephen veterinarian stays within veterinarian is always a constant, yeah. She runs businesses. She wants to run businesses. Stephen you know who she is. Go ahead. Stephen shes a baller. Consideredry, wonderful to see you. Ballers. Season three. Premiers next sun on hbo. Rob corddry, the screaming hedgehog. Well be right back with a performance by the new porn og fear pornographers. co for millions who suffer from schizophrenia a side effect of their medication. Is something called akathisia. Its time we took notice. Tha. Oh, burnton gravy . Ie. Gotta rinse that. Nope. No way. Nada. Really . Dish issues . Throw it all in. New cascade platinum powers through. Even burnton gravy. Nice. Cascade. In the state that invented the american vacation. A legendary adventure awaits. Heroes will rise. Bonds will be forged. And memories will be made to last a lifetime. 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