These instances that are linked in this and this and that where there is not an actual connection, where there is smoke, there is fire, and theres so much smoke. Okay, thats less dumb but it not what a frog would say, next . Action. As a teenager i would go up to people at rocks and hammers and baseball bats and hammers and people know the story when i was 14 and i had tried to stab someone. How did you get in here, security. Action. The American Dream is dead. Okay, remember, ker mit is a beloved character. Can you Say Something that everyone will love . We need a new president fast. Perfect, youre hired. Its the late show with stephen colbert. Tonight, we welcome john oliver. Mike ber big leah, and Michael Showalter featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live from the ed sullivan in new york city it is stephen colbert. cheers and applause . Stephen hi, how are you . Whats going on, chris, please v a seat, please have a seat, everybody. Welcome. Oh, ladies and gentlemen. cheers and applause . Stephen oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show, im your host, stephen colbert. Let me ask you a personal question. Everybody feeling good . cheers and applause . Stephen well, clearly, clearly you do not work in the white house. Because it is wednesday, and you know what they call that at the white house, we are so humped day. Let me explain to you why. Let me remind you, recap the last couple of days. You know the whole Trump Campaign colluded with russia to influence or election and the didnt happen, dont know what youre talking about. Well, turns out it did, and they do. Because yesterday donald trump, jr. Released emails explicitly detailing an invitation by the russian government to collude, and his enthusiastic acceptance, quote, i love it oh, oh don, not as much as i do. laughter cheers and applause yeah, yeah. Now listen, just to give you, okay, so that was yesterday, that was yesterday, we have had a full news cycle to give you a sense of the fallout let me present you with a bouquet of early blooming headlines. The white house is paralyzed. And im pretty sure trumpcare does not cover that. I see another one, ready . Here we go. Heres another headline. The white house is facing a category 5 hurricane. And remember republican president s have a spotty track record when it comes to dealing with hurricanes. But, obviously, obviously, thats not fair. Those were the Washington Post and cnn. How about hearing from someone on their side, try the New York Post. Donald trump, jr. Is an idiot, yes. Yes. applause e yes, keep in mind, keep this in mind, and i mean this, they are defending him. Because the alternative to idiot is inmeat and its hard to argue that point. Donald trump, jr. Is quickly rising to the ranks of americas most embarrassing Donald Trumps. Things are so bad, things are so bad, check out this tweet of staffers and white house visitors placing their hands on President Trump and praying for him today. laughter . Stephen okay, either that, either that or they are playing hands on a soft body. Whoever keeps their hand the longest gets to fire robert mueller. So with his agenda in tatterses, with his white house paralyzed, in turmoil, with his family in disgrace, the president did the right thing and headed to france tonight. France, and its understandable, that its says safe space, trump is like jerry lewis over there in that he seems like an idiot, because this proof of the Trump Campaigns collusion may have cost the president something he loves even more than his son. It will cost him his favorite catch phrase because last night one white house advisor admitted the russia story will get worse and worse and you cant just really say any more fake news. cheers and applause . Stephen you cant. You cant say it any more. Cant say it. I know how donald trump is going to feal about that. Sad. So tonight we bid a fond fairwell. We are fighting the fake news. Its fake, phoney, fake. You notice now theyre using, everybody is using the word fake news. Where did you hear it first, folks. Its all fake news, its phoney stuff t didnt happen. Fake news, cnn. Fake. What, the camera just went off. cheers and applause stephen im crying fake tears. laughter so pretty much everybody agrees, trump, jr. Was dumb to tweet this stuff. And the smart thing to do would be just to shut up. So last night he went on fox news. laughter and explained why he is not responsible for any of this. Someone sent me an email. I cant help what someone sends me. Stephen yes, he cant help. He has to do whatever it says in an email that is why his apartment is full of nigerian princes and boner pills. You are going to want to keep them apart. You are tbing to want to keep those two, keep those two apart. Plus this was way last summer. It was a total leigh different time. This is preyou were russia refer, prerussia mania, 13 months ago before the rest of the world was talking about that. Stephen yeah, he colluded with the russia before people were talking about russian collusion. Okay. Thats like saying yeah, i fired a gun at that guy but that was before everybody was talking about this whole murder trial, all right. How did i know. cheers and applause . Stephen what am i supposed to besides, i mean, the meeting was a dued. It was literally just a wasted 20 minutes which was a shame. Stephen yeah, it was all on his yelp review, one star, did not deliver treason to table, would not collude again. And, its going to be harsh for her business. Shes going to have trouble shaking that one off. Ive got some news for you, don, just because you didnt get your secret russian a intel doesnt mean are you the good guy here, you never heard the pervs say wait, what is with the cops, i brought wine coolers, what a wasted 20 minutes. Wait, what, why, where am i going, whats happening . applause but don, jr. Did learn an important lesson from all this. In retrospect, i probably would have done things a little differently. I know more now but hindsight is always 2020. Stephen hes right, hindsight is 2020. And i think a lot of voters will be using hindsight in 2020. cheers and applause . Stephen and meanwhile, of course, of course the white house is defending don, jr. , one official said he just wants to hunt, fish and run his familys real estate business. Yes, why did we force him to get into politics. You know he would rather be in a forest pursuing his first love, brawny man cosplay. Another, another laughter another anonymous source said, the kid is an honest kid. Okay. Pump the brakes a little bit here. This kid is a 39 year old man. And i got to say, its never a good sign when the person sticking up for you wants to remain anonymous. Don, jr. Is a good person, wait, youre not going to use my name, right . Even bill o reilly rose from the nonspin crypt, tweeting it was tabloid guy set him up with a russia lawyer who promised hillary dirt, she didnt deliver. Leave it to bill o reilly to find a way to blame the only woman in this story. cheers and applause . Stephen yeah, yeah. Clearly shes a collude tease. Now the president has been noticeably quiet through all of this, in part because his schedule is unusually light. And hes been watching tv and venting about the investigation. Light . Trump has spent half his presidency golfing. How much lighter can his schedule get. Sir, you have to get up, its time to go to bed. But, but, the president denies there is any trouble. Tweeting this morning, the white house is functioning perfectly. Focused on health care, tax cuts slash reforms and many other things. I have very little time for watching tv. I gt to say its not exactly comforting when the person in charge starts randomly assuring you that everythings just fine. There is your captain speaking, the plane is funking perfectly. We are focused on flying, landing and many other things. I have very little time for watching tv. Meanwhile cheers and applause stephen meanwhile President Trump himself is going through a news scandal am i had to change my emotional state, going through a news scandal of his own. Yesterday there were some shocking revelations from former Celebrity Apprentice and spare Tilda Swinton clay aiken. According, according to clay aiken, trump didnt make the decisions to fire people on Celebrity Apprentice, the shows producers from nbc made those calls giving trump instructions through a teleprompter on his desk that looked like a phone. Donald trump didnt even call the shots on his own tv show. Hes not the, you are fired, guy. That is the second catch phrase he lost in one day. The implications, obviously cheers and applause . Stephen i know, the implications here are enormous. Maybe, maybe he wasnt the one who decided to fire gary busey after his mechanical dog idea. Maybe it wasnt Donald Trumps idea to have Latoya Jackson and lil john work in a pizza parlor for charity. Oh my god, oh my god. Donald trump may not be qualified to be president. Weve got a great show for you tonight. John oliver. Stick around. Stephen thats right, thats right. Jon, listen man, im super erck sighted, i want to remind everybody watching out there that next week is our russia show, all week long pieces we shot in russia. Here is the thing, i dont know if i told this to you but i was talking to chris about this about when we were talking about when we are going to have our russia week, we have so much material, we shot so much over there, five pieces we shot over there. And we want to have them pretty of all done before they we announce the week. I said if we wait until the 17th of july is anybody going to still be talking about russia. I was actually afraid, really, are people going to care by the 17th of july. And you said probably. So i was wrong. I was wrong. Ladies and gentlemen, im terribly excited because my first guest tobt is the emmy and peabodywinning host of last week tonight, please welcome our friend mr. John oliver. cheers and applause . Stephen as you were. Good evening. cheers and applause . Stephen nice seeing you. And you. Stephen i want to thank you for being here because i understand you are here. Thats lit reallily too many ows stephen well edit some out. No, that is a problem, i acknowledge, by drawing attention to it is like giving a child a tambourine, you cannot be trusted with the knowledge of the power you have. Stephen you are on hiatus right now. Yes. Stephen between seasons. Between seasons. Have i been canceled, what . Stephen between seasons. Just between weeks. Were working, but were. Stephen you have a show sundays. No, were working without doing a show. It is the dream. So were in the office and working, researching but he dont have to do anything at the end of it. So everything is perfect. Stephen wow, and you can get paid for that . Cuz i actually have to come out here and talk every night. I think thats the mistake. I think, it is the ultimate bank heist, isnt it, not having to actually produce anything at the end of it. Stephen those dragons are paying for everything. As long as the dragons are okay, everything is okay at hbo. Have they got defibrillators for those dragons, it is a dragon based economy. Stephen i imagine you take these two weeks off because this is the part of the summer where you go nothing, nothings going to happen. Its always happen, it is safe. You would have to have an offspring who is so stupid, that is the only and what is the chance of that, nothing. Nothing. We had we called this whole looming scandal way back in march, we came up with this device for stupid watergate, that idea that something with all of the gravitas for watergate where everybody involved is stupid and bad at everything. It was supposed to be a selfcontained joint but Current Events are making it more and more relevant which is not normally how jokes work. Stephen right, right, right. Let me ask you something. When trump, jr. Tweeted emails yesterday. Yeah. Stephen without a gun to his head, i might add. Thats right. Stephen the first one said, first one, said this is part of russia, and its Government Support for donald trump. What was your Immediate Reaction . Well, you know, it is probably wow. And then it is probably followed by the idea well, this is something, as long as we live in a world where something means anything. And im not sure we do any more. Stephen i know what you mean, yeah. It seems serious but do we live in a world devoid of consequences now, i forget where we are in human history. Stephen right. That is the mind blowing part, this seems like a seismic event but it might be nothing. Stephen right t might be, i was talking with my executive producer, tom, earlier today and we were saying that, you know, i am used to a world where were divided on things like abortion or taxes, or government control of health care. Polarizing issues. Stephen polarizing issues. Have we come to a nation where colluding with a hostile foreign power to manipulate our election is a left right thing . I dont know. Stephen is that it . Is that where we are . But the very fact you just said that sentence outloud showed that we are turbo [bleep]. Just the fact that you can say it thats what i found amazing was his confidence in saying this is nothing. And i done know what is he referring to there, the contents of the email, the content of his head it is the second one, i agree, if it is the first, i fiercely disagree. You about i condition even fathom how his lawyer felt, i tweeted it out, it is nothing. Oh, but thats a lot. It is a massive amount of nothing. And if you dont understand that, its even bigger. I cant i think i dont want to be your lawyer any more. laughter . Stephen i think his lawyer, you know what his lawyer needs, a lawyer. Do you think they just dont understand . Because it seems selfevident. It seems selfevident, people like tray gowdy or the New York Post saying this is, yeah, this is not good. But again, the fact were at a point where we are going, do you think they understand. Is it possible theres not a logical sequence of thought in their minds that have made them understand the gravity of the situation theyre in. The fact that we are wondering that, and you wonder it not just with this issue but with a lot. Are they just too dumb to realize whats happening. And the answer is not definitely no. Stephen you dont know. You dont know. Stephen that is the most chilling thing about this, you actually dont know. That is what is making this a roller coaster time in american history. Stephen yeah. Well, speaking of american history, russia, because. Yeah, yes, welcome home. Stephen exactly. Well done. Stephen you heard me saying earlier when i was introducing you here, that we delayed putting our russia stuff because there was so much stuff to go through and some of it literally had to be translated. And i so i was worried it wouldnt be relevant three weeks on. You went to russia. You interviewed edward snowden. A couple of years ago. Stephen how long were you there. For the least amount time we could possibly be there because the russians were angry we were there. And the americans were angry that we had gone. And it was just it was the most terrifying around 36 hours ive spent. Stephen did you go to moscow, st. Petersburg. Just moscow. So we landed and its just a group of terrifyinglooking people in your hotel. At the best of times, Large Russian men have arresting face of international hitman. At the best of times. Stephen absolutely. I called them like extras from john witt, that is what wit that is what it feels like in the lobby. Literal lein the will bee. You checking in, i think this man could break me with his eyes. Stephen right. Snap me. Stephen and there is one outside your hall. You are being followed all the time. Stephen followed by the fsb, the new kgb is the fsb. All the time, you think im just being par. From cbs eyewitness news. Im ukee ukee washington, were causing the late show for breaks news, well see the show in its entirety, Matt Weintraub is at the podium updating us on the four missing men. Diligently. We have found human remains in an approximately 12 and a half foot deep common grave that we have painstakingly dug with a lot of care, so as not to damage any potential evidence. Im very sad to say that we can now identify dean finocchiaro, 19 years old of middletown as one of the people that was found buried in that grave. Hes been missing since friday. We notified his family that we have recovered his body. There are additional human remains inside that grave. This painstaking process will go on. Were not done yet. This is a homicide, make no mistake about it. We just dont know how many homicides were yet to know the answer to that question. I want to let you know that we reiterated over and over again and it goes to say one more time to the families that were strong, were going to remain strong and were going to see this investigation to the end. Were going to bring each and every one of these lost boys home to their families one way or another. We will not rest until we do that. I will take a few questions and then ill see you tomorrow at 11 00. I cant comment on the type of homicide that it is at this point but i am comfortable classifying it as a homicide that is something were going to look at closely. We bought ourselves a little bit time in charging mr. Dinardo with these stolen car case today and getting that 5 million bail. It is my hope that he does not post that but thats his prerogative, of course, if he can post it. Were going to start looking seriously at the homicide charges and in fact we have pursue that day option. Additional victims yes. Im sorry, no, i misunderstood you. Not at this time. Where are the remains . I dont want to comment but you can draw some logical conclusions they were found inside a 12 and a half foot deep hole we had to excavate. inaudible i really cant say. Were still examining the evidence. The investigation as a all know has taken two tracks. Its been about recovery on one side. And about ascertaining what actually occurred on the other side and were still pursuing both of those avenues. Can you tell us more about that evidence no, because that part of investigation is very much alive. As i said the leads weve been pursuing are hot. They remain so and this is verified proof of that. Ill take one more question. What led you to that grave . Was it dug up . We had cadaver dogs. I dont understand the Science Behind it, but those denomination could smell these poor boys 12 and a half feet below the ground, ill see you at 11 00. Have a good night. There you have it. Our breaking news tonight. Bucks county damage Matt Weintraub announcing human remains have been found in a common grave and one of the four missing young men has been identified. We will have the latest on this breaking story tomorrow morning starting at 4 30 and you can get the latest at cbsphilly. Com. We now pick up the late show with Steven Colbert where we came ranoid, its worse, im not being paranoid, im seeing things i think im seeing. Stephen were you followed by the americans over there. We found russians, they went into my room, messed with my stuvment there was a guy drilling in my ceiling at 3 00 in the morning, obviously just sitting there, this will frightening him, and im lying there thinking youre right, i am, im frightened. You have achieved your goal. My producer found someone in his hotel room, and he was near the window and he said you called downstairs to have your window opened. Its february, were in moscow, you have to try harder than that. Stephen hold on one secretary. We have to take a little break. Well be rate back with more john oliver, stick around. cheers and applause s were back dub. Stephen were back, everybody. Mr. John oliver, joining us here on our program already in progress. I understand correct me if im wrong here, i dont know how much you can talk about this, but you know what i am going to ask about here, because you already decided not to talk about it. Uhhuh. Stephen you are being sued right now. Yes. Stephen by a coal company. Uhhuh. Stephen what can you tell me. cheers and applause this is youre torturing me. Stephen what can you tell me. I literally promised my executive producer before i came here i wont talk about it am and now were here. Stephen sure. Well, there are many things that i want to say, im bursting, look into my eyes, there is so much, so much. Stephen i know, i know. So much i want to say, stephen. Stephen so let me just say a few things and you sit there. Okay, sure, i will do my poker face. Stephen if you are currently being sued by coal magazine nate Robert Murray magnate Robert Murray. You told a story that he received instructions. Oh no, im in so much trouble, not with the lawsuits. Stephen he that he received instructions on starting his coal company from a squirrel s that true . Am i in the ball park of getting you sued again . Am i going to be sued for asking you these questions. This is hell. I am in hell right now. All i have is a sequence of thoughts in my head, oh, this would be funny to say, this would be funny, this would be interesting and then another thing going youre dead if it happens. Stephen do you have a lawyer. Oh yeah. Stephen it is it is not donald trump, jr. s lawyer, i hope. No. Stephen you have a better lawyer. Youve been sued, right. Stephen i was the first person ever sued at the daily show. Oh maazel tov. Stephen thank you very much, that is what my lawyer said. I was sued for casually nferring that a retired lawyer in california might have been akin to hitler and as a retired lawyer he had plenty of time to sue me. Not a good person to say that about. Did you settle . Stephen we won, we won. Im going to do that as well, oh god, that was too much. cheers and applause s youre going to win. Sure. Just in case. Yeah. Stephen just in case you dont win, did you save the address of where ed snowden is living right now. Because im sure russia would love to have you back. They would love that, they have the drill warmed up and ready. Stephen the strangest thing about russia to me is it seems so much like the west. Yeah. Stephen you know what i mean it is like the uncanny valley of the west. You think its western and then you go wait, thats not a leaf, thats a spider pretending to be a leaf, you know there is some weird evolutionary monkey brain that makes you scoot awayness certainly not something that i a rational person thinks i know what i do will, get in a relationship with this country, or ally, hypothetically but that would ever in happen, no one would ever suggest that, something that inexrensably stupid. Income prehencably stu wid. We cant live in that world, please tell me that we dont. Stephen i done live in that world. Last week tonight airs sundays on hbo. Not this sunday but after that. John oliver, everybody. Well be right back with mike birbiglia. Oh, burnton gravy . Se tm thwers through. Burnton. Co maie. From fields and factories they came looking for opportunity. They worked hard. We helped them work harder. They are the students of strayer university. For 125 years, weve supported as theyve rewritten the future. And to all who seek their true potential, we say, lets get it, america. Wnl hey, everybody. Welcome back to the show, folks, my next guest is a stand up comedian you have seen in movies like sleep walk with me, dont think twice and trainwreck, please welcome mike birbiglia. applause stephen thanks for coming back. Thanks for having mek i love the show. Stephen thank you invest. Congratulations, i understand that at the montreal just for laughs festival, one of the greatest comedy festivals in the world. A its goods. Stephen you are receiving an award thisser yoo, standup comedian of the year. I just found that out. Stephen congratulations, thats fantastic. Thats so nice. Stephen was that, what does that mean to you . I mean its nice, obviously. I feel like there should be more attention put on an award i won a few years ago. I dont want to steal focus but i brought the photo tonight. Stephen they actually have it right here. It is an award that i received in third grade that i feel like didnt get enough attention. Where i was the cheers and applause third grade. St. Marys school. Stephen one of the good ones. Yeah, author of the month. Stephen author of the month. Look at t author of the month. I was one of the more sunburned authors in history. Stephen john yup dike never had a tan that good. How does a third grader become the author of the month, what did you have to do to get this. That is a great question. I really didnt, i didnt do much different than the other kids but they didnt give it again. They didnt award it again. Stephen wait, this was the first. The first and last, yeah, yeah. But whats remarkable, it stayed on the wall for four years. And so i was the author of four years. Stephen wow. So i just wanted to bring attention to that. Stephen well, you are headlining standup comedian right now, you have made it at this point. Once you, you have got the movies. Once you get standup of the year at the festival, but starting off it can be a grind. I didnt do standup but i toured. Second city. Stephen in your early days, what was some of the tougher gigs. I feel like this, im going to montreal in two weeks and i feel lucky because im doing my own show, its called the new one. But i remember years ago, i was asked to be in montreal and it was a period of time where it was, where theme nights in comedy were a big way to sell tickets, it would be like its gay comedy night, its urban comedy night, its guys with silly shoes comedy night. And i didnt fit any of those. There wasnt like guy who just talks comedy. And, and so they stuck me in the italian show. And i. Stephen birbiglia. Yeah, but im like olive garden italian. Im not real italian. Im like olive garden italian. And sometime people pigeon hole you incomer italy its call propounced birbilia. And im lake in america, you youre annoying, but i really was a letdown to these people in montreal because all the other acts were like my uncle enzo was like where is the canoli, and were like i already told you where the canolli. And that was the punch line or whatever. And i didnt have that. I wouldst just do these long elaborate stories, like i was sleep walking and theyre like, what is italian like that. And i was like mama mia, i was just a letdown. It was but its nice it go back with my own show where its my own thing. Stephen so did you, like one of the things, when i was starting off is, some of the guys used to work with me did it with me. We would drive around the country, you drove from place to place, you are not jet setting when are you starting off. Are you in a van most of the time, like a smelly van. Well, i did have a van for a period of time. At first i drove my moms Station Wagon and then she took it back. laughter it was a loner, and i decided to buy, i bought a gmc conversion van because i wanted to be a high school senior. I wanted to be like, i wanted to be a Popular High School sen yr. And so i got this this and it happened to, not by design but happened to look a little like the a team van if you are familiar with this action adventure sears from the 80s where its about this group of men who are on the run from the law. Now this is crucial, for crimes they did not commit. Thats what makes it relatable. Stephen sure. If you are watching, they are like us. Did you ever see the show. Stephen yes. I grew up on the show and in retrospect i realize that was like at the head of the show, these men are on the run from crime for crimes they did not commit. Surely they tested it at some point. Like why would we root for the criminals. And then they are like i got an idea, luts say its crimes they didnt commit. And then people are like yeah, i like these guys. Stephen yeah. But so i get this van, it looks like that van a little bit so i decide to go full a team. Gi to maaco and i say can you make this black with a red stripe on the side. Stephen and did this actual van. Before i could finish the sentence the guy at maaco goes a team van . And then he put his hand up to high five me. applause yes and my brother joe who is here backstage, he and i werive drooing to canada for this festival probably ten years ago. And we drove through customs and it looks, the a team van looks like it has weapons in it. Like it like if the customs officer saw it from like a hundred yards away, we are just like, you know what i mean, just like jackpot, we got the big fish, its over. Stephen yeah. It was a fantasy for them. And so they rip it apart and we were there for two hours, pulling out the seats and the side compartment. But what they didnt realize is that we were convicted of crimes that we didnt commit. Stephen full circle. Nothing, they had nothing on me. applause . Stephen mike, good to see you. Nice to see you. Stephen mike, the new one comedy tour has tickets on sale now, mike birbiglia, everybody. Well be right back with Michael Showalter, all the michaels are here tonight. Stephen welcome back, everybody. Folks, my next guest tonight is a talented writer, a truly gifted director and a beautifulfully funny and strange comedian. You know from wet hot american summer, please welcome Michael Showalter. applause stephen you know what, if you stay over there ill just shout if you go over there. Nice to see you. Great to see you as well. Stephen now we do go way back. We go way back. Stephen to the old endays. Way back. Stephen back to the 90s. Yeah. Stephen we both had sketch shows in the 90st. You had. The state. Stephen thats right, packed with talented people over there. One of the drunkest i have ever been was at your wrap party. I remember it well. Stephen you do . I do,. Stephen you literal leigh remember. It was in tribeca. Stephen yeah, yeah, yeah and were you serving a drink called the black death. And i decided to have it. I remember it. Stephen nd then shortly after that i went to my supervising producer here, paul, that night and i said the words hide me. Cuz i knew i was mot fit for public consumption. So thank you for that. Youre welcome. Stephen one of the most humanity humiliating nights of my entire life. We actually did a scep show together briefly. Yes, we did. Stephen which i had forgotten about. Random play. Stephen but you remembered it, did you pay money for these. No this is interesting. I had these video cassettes which i hadnt watched since we made the showment i dont own a vcr any more. Stephen this is from 97y, Something Like that, this is 20 years old an he actually brought this in tonight andness. I vn seen it. Stephen my producers picked a clip of something you and i are doing together on this. Collaboration. Stephen right, could lab raise collaboration and lets just see what it was. laughter what i am trying to do is find the message behind the meaning. What is it. A pen. Perhaps. You want to know what i see . An instrument of change. A shell, hardened by fear. Inside im lifeblood that can be spilled in order to transform the world, and my god, when she speaks the words can be earthshattering. What did she say . Look at me, im a pen, dont know. applause . Stephen and now were here. So much has changed and yet so little has changed. Stephen yeah. Now youre a big time director. Hello my name is dorris was tremendous. You wrote and directed that, right . Sally field, incredible. Fantastic movie. Wet hot american summer, obviously. cheers and applause i did not direct that i wrote, cowrote and starred in it. Stephen the big sick, the big hit of the summer. It has been called you wrote that. No, i did not write that. Stephen im less impressed. You directed that. I directed that. Stephen it has been called one of the greatest romantic comedies of all time. Hey, really proud of this movie, kumail, nanjiani, it is the true story of how think met. Judd app he to you sts second producer and ray ramona and holly hunter. And its out everywhere this weekend. Its like all around the world. I like it like this. I appreciate it but there is actually like. Stephen thats how it supposed to be worn. Its cool. Stephen i didnt realize that, let me get hip to the scene. This is like, this is cool. applause its the cool thing. Stephen you have to give the ladies, you have to give the ladies what they want. Hey man. Stephen middle age man gut, hello. And of course, now lets get back to wet hot american summer. The very first one was how long ago did you do the first one . 2,000. Stephen 2,000. And then the sequel took place. Three months, no two months before that movie. Stephen so it is a prequell before that movie even though you guys were decades older. We were 30 then. Stephen you were 30 when you were laying teenagers. 30 playing 16. Then we were like 40 playing a little bit younger than that. Stephen yes. And now, the netflix series. Netflix, now its ten years later in the world of wet hot american summer, and so were getting a little closer to our actual age. Were in our mid 20s this season. Stephen in actuality. In my mid