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Is anyone here looking forward to fourth of july cheers and applause you know who is also looking forward to that . The senate republicans, because theyve given themselves a july fourth deadline for their bill to gut obamacare. So, if youre going to blow your fingers off with fireworks, do it on the 3rd. laughter now, with that deadline looming, Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell is rushing to put the bill together in whats being described as a frantic scramble, which is the best way to make all your healthcare decisions. Honey, what do you make of this mole on my thigh . Cut off the leg and burn it in a pit cheers and applause now im sure its fine. Im sure its fine. The tough part of this has been getting republican moderates to vote for the bill. They dont like the idea of phasing out extra federal funding for medicaid in 2020. Which is the plan right now. So, to lure them in, mcconnell is proposing doing it in 2023. Im sorry, mitch, i cannot in good conscience vote to take away lifesaving healthcare from lowincome people. Whats that . Three years later . Im in laughter but we dont know too much about what will be in the final bill, because all of the negotiations so far have taken place behind closed doors. They even put a sock on the doorknob so no one barges in while theyre screwing poor people. laughter applause now there it is. Its very polite, just polite. Jon oh, yeah. Stephen okay. To protest the republicans secrecy, democrats have vowed to slow work in the senate to a crawl. Yes, a crawl, down from its current speed of toddler on benadryl. Sounds delicious. I might go for a little bit of that right now. They make a grape flavor that is just amazing. And theyre especially mad because back when they were drafting the obamacare bill, the Senate Debated the measure on the floor for 25 days. But now republicans want to limit debate on their bill to just 20 hours. Or about the same amount of time as Binge Watching the new twin peaks, except twin peaks is less confusing. laughter so the senate has not debated health care in the open, but so far this year, they have debated topics like airline overcrowding, outer space settlements, and pool and hot tub safety. Which is good, its a very good thing. Because if their Health Care Bill passes, sitting in a hot tub may be your only choice for birth control. Kills the swimmers. But applause hot tub fans. Hot tub fans. And republicans are getting desperate to pass something, anything. Its looking so dire, that the gop is considering cancelling their august recess in order to salvage their agenda. Well, thats too bad. No recess . Recess is when they get to play their favorite game dodgevoter. What else is happening . Theres more turmoil in the middle east. Iran just banned zumba classes for being unislamic. Now, in iran, zumba had been advertised under names like body rhythm or advanced aerobics because dancing is technically illegal. Oh, come on, iran you cant make dancing illegal that never works. Some hot dudes just going to come in from the big city and rile up the youth by dancing to Kenny Loggins in a warehouse. All right . All right . cheers and applause i dont know i dont know what that is. I dont know what that is. No. And do and do i need to remind you that kevin bacon is not halal . Thank you very much. Youre very kind, very nice. Jon i like that one. Stephen hes surprised because i dont think that joke was in rehearsal. Anyone here have a ken doll growing up . Ken was great. Ken was great. Though he does give young girls an unrealistic view of how willing their boyfriends will be to wear matching outfits. Well, theres big ken news, once again, theres big ken news. Because Good Morning America unveiled a whole new line of ken dolls. More than five decades after we first met barbies guy ken, mattel is announcing a new diverse line of ken dolls featuring three different body types, including broad, slim, and original. Stephen that is a huge, huge update from the old ken body type sexless and melted. But theres one new ken thats clearly the standout. There are seven different skin tones to choose from and nine different hairstyles and even a man bun. One has a man bun, which im looking at right there. Stephen thats right, thats right, thats right. Man bun ken for when you want your barbie to hold down two jobs to support her boyfriend until his app takes off. laughter applause its just a couple more just a little while, babe, just a little while. Its great that mattel is going for diversity, but you have to admit, its kind of weird that barbie will date anyone as long as theyre named ken. laughter so let me get this straight every boyfriend before me was also named ken . Stop the malibu dream car right now. Im getting out. Quick question and this is important, i want to you answer honestly. Any cops in the audience . You have to tell me if youre a cop or this is entrapment. No, okay, lets talk about drugs. Police in texas recently busted up a drug ring and seized 1 million worth of methinfused lollipops. Yeah, yeah jon thats a lot. Stephen makes sense, because meth, like lolly pops, does not require teeth. True story. That joke is based on a true story. The meth was cooked and combined with corn syrup in an operation the Washington Post described as part willy wonka, part the wire. laughter thats right. Jon wow stephen thats right. It was like a disturbing look into the ravages of mindaltering drugs plus the wire. One of the craziest details is that the lollipops were in fun shapes like flowers, butterflies, r2d2, and yoda. Oh, yeah, it was important. Youve got to make them fun shapes because meth users are notoriously picky. laughter but having yoda made into a meth lollipop was kind of surprising for me. So, to get his perspective on all of this, we turn now, live via satellite from dagobah, yoda. Welcome to the show. Yoda, everybody. Yeah, good to be here, it is. Stephen master yoda, are you upset that Police Found Meth lollipops with your likeness on them . Yes, pissed, i am wasted, those lollipops are. Delicious they sound. Stephen wait, you want to try them . 600 pounds of meth lollipops would take down an elephant. Judge me by me size, do you . Hmm . Hmm . Stephen yoda, this is important. Yoda, are you hitting the crank . No, no. Yoda clean. Rubbery skin, no teeth, bulging eyes, coincidence they are. laughter . Stephen i guess i could buy that. You are really old. Oh, yes, 27 years old, yoda is. Stephen 27. So, youre definitely not on meth. No, high on the force, i am. Lift a space ship with my mind, i will mmmmmmm mmmmmmm stephen yoda, are you okay . Freaking out, i am on the force, not on the highspeed chicken feed. Stephen yoda, everybody yaaarghhhblaaaaargh weve got a great show for you tonight. Jeffrey tambor is here. But when we come back ill have lifestyle tips from me and my good friend gwyneth paltrow. Stick around. Yeah, thats right. applause upon people spend less time lying awake with aches and pains with advil pm than with tylenol pm. Advil pm combines the number one pain reliever with the number one sleep aid. Gentle, nonhabit forming advil pm. For a healing nights sleep. We, the device loving people want more than just unlimited data. We want unlimited entertainment. So we can stream unlimited action. Watch unlimited robots. Watch unlimited romance. If you are into that. But we also want more like. Unlimited hbo. Can i stop dying now mark . No cant do mi amigo. Its unlimited. Besides you are really good at it james. 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Grab your Energy Crystals and tuck away those jade eggs because gwyneths Goop Health Summit is here. Its like a goop goopy dream. Stephen yes, its like a goop goopy dream, which i want to stress to my teenage viewers is perfectly natural at your age. Happens to everybody. Happens to everybody. applause well, the event featured crystal therapy, aura photography, sound baths, where you could sink into the sounds of crystal singing bowls. You can get the same effect by flushing your money down a crystal toilet bowl. Theres also that goopapproved i. V. Drip, which apparently is for getting you hydrated. Although, if im going to stick a needle in my arm, id like to feel a little more than hydrated. laughter and to improve your female part of your health, attendees could also purchase goops signature jade egg, which can be strategically placed to increase vaginal muscle tone. Its an excellent exercise, but youre going to want a spotter. 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Hey now hey now. Stephen people are very excited to see Jeffrey Tambor. Im very excited to be here. Its really cold. Stephen its comedy weather. You keep it cold. Its comedy weather. There was an actor stephen i know who he is. He had in his contract it had to be 65 degrees. Stephen wow. I totally the interview will get better than this. Stephen its not going to get better for me, because i meet so few people who understand how important it is to have a cold theater when youre doing especially comedy. Right now im having an ice cream headache. laughter cold, right . Stephen Julie Andrews sat in that very seat a couple of months ago, and, of course, she was fantastic. She was Julie Andrews. And after the whole thing was over she leaned over to me and said, im so glad you keep it cold in here. Blake taught me it was so important. Could do you that english accent once more because its arguably one of the worst english accents ive ever. cheers and applause thank you. Stephen well, she does have a bad one. Shes faking it . Shes from i think shes from oregon. Stephen shes from sciosit. You have been everything. Stephen some of the best Television Shows ever made. Everything. Stephen some of the greatest Television Shows every day. I found out what the First Television show . What was that. Stephen you know that, kojak. It was a date player. I was a date player. Thats a person stephen kojaconclude anybody . Who love yous baby with the lollipop. It was grants tomb on the upper west side. It was the coldest day. I called my father in san francisco, and i said, dad because he was so worried about me. Stephen how old were you at this point . I was four. Stephen you lost your hair early. I did. It just went. I was 35. My dad was very worried about me. I was doing a show on broadway, but i said, dad, im on kojak. And he said, what number . And i said, 2, im on 2. And he said, oh, yeah, well, we get 2. Stephen meaning the channel . The channel. laughter . Stephen he only got 2 . We got 2, 4, and 7. And then he said, peppy andy said here it is, hes finally going to say im so proud of you. He said, dont do too much on 4. laughter we dont get that too well. Stephen good advice, good advice. Great advice. Stephen you didnt end up doing much on 4. I didnt do anything on 4 for the rest of my life. Were on 2 here, right. Stephen this is 2 right now. cheers and applause . Back on 2. Stephen home again. Home again. Stephen we actually have a clip of you no. Stephen you didnt know we have a clip . Oh, god. Stephen can you tell me anything about can you tell me anything i love it. Can you tell me i have to tell you, in this clip, you have the greatest english accent i ever heard. Well, i studied with whats her name. Stephen Julie Andrews. Whats her name. Upper west side, coldest day stephen a cold day. And there was a camera malfunction, and everybody went inside but i didnt have a standin, so i had to wait outside and when they fixed it and said, action, my mouth, all muscles had frozen around basically, i was a talking anus. laughter applause stephen okay. It was like stephen are you ready, are you ready . laughter are you ready . And my eyes yoo sewell see the terror. Wait a minute. Stephen jim, please. I want you to check under the nails and i want a swab. Inventory the personal belong, and i want to be sure nobody was after anything superb. Come, on joe, just because a girl is lying on the ground doesnt mean rape was the only thing. Captain stephen thats it. Congratulations. applause cheers and applause stephen you looked miserable. I was miserable. I had an ice cream headache. And youll notice i didnt look up. I was so ashamed of what i was doing. laughter . Stephen what do you mean . Im like this. Im like, oh, im so bad in this. Its tough being an actor. Stephen it really is. Were you an actor. Stephen for many years, basically until i had this gig. The old gig i was acting like i was a pundit for 10 years. And what does pundit mean. Stephen somebody who would rather win with his opinions than your fact. We got it. Stephen okay, good. applause you have a book now. Oh, lets do do the book. But i can say one thing before the book im a big fan of your s. Stephen im a big fan of yours. Thats very nice of you to say. applause . And im a big fan of your courage and your comedy. Stephen oh, youre very kind. cheers and applause very nice. My favorite guest. cheers lets do the book sit down sit down sit down i get enough of that. Audience Stephen Stephen stephen show the book. Stephen were going to get to the book. Were going to get to the book. Youre very kind. So you have a book now. Its called are you anybody . . Yes. Stephen what does that mean . I walked out of the literally out of the stage door out of the theater, an autograph seeker came up to me face to face and said, are you anybody . Hold on. laughter i looked at him for 30 seconds and i said, no. laughter but i wrote this for my kids. Stephen its a memoir. A memoir kind of everything. Stephen a memoir. S up. Stephen it says, a memoir. I have a research team. They read the cover. Okay laughter its a memoir. I wrote it for my kids. I have five kids. I have an older daughter. Shes in her late 30s, shes 41. And then i go 12, 10, and two 7s, and they have no idea what daddy does for a living. Stephen oh, wow. They think i eat lunch. Because they come stephen big part of the work. Well, they come to the set, and i eat lunch. So they say, what does your dad do . He eats sandwiches. Stephen in transparent lets hold this up. Stephen hold it up again. Youre going to love this book. Youre going to love this book. Youre going to love it. Stephen in transparent, you play Maura Pfefferman, and its a brilliant performance. Thank you. Stephen we spoke about this before back on the old show. Thank you. Stephen we see her with her friends and her family, and how did you get a sense of what life was like for her out in the world, beyond the life that we see on the show . Well, thats a great question. You know stephen thank you. Youre welcome. Jill soloway gave me the responsibility of i mean with this role, but the responsibility and the gift of a lifetime. I was very nervous, you know, being this gender male given this wonderful opportunity. So i decided to go on a field trip with my wonderful my teacher zachary druker, and said, i want to go shopping as maura. I want to find out what its like. Sowe dressed her up very, very nervous stillam. We just finished our fourth season, by the way. cheers and applause and i went out. We went to a shopping center, and i i was shaking. But i remember saying, dont ever forget this. And i had maura all, you know you know, maura is very young into her transition, even though shes 70 years old and she doesnt know quite how it make up or quite how to walk or the thing. And we were walking down the grocery aisles and i said, well, how would maura shop . And zachary left me alone. And then there was this man and he just looked at me and ill never forget the look because it was the look of absolute hatred and it was a smirk of absolute phobia, and i went, thats you know, dont ever forget this because thats what maura is every day of her life. Its so important. Its so so when i applause you know, here was a woman 70 years old who went for her freedom and said, im going for it. Im going to go for my authentic self. And i think shes a hero. Stephen does playing her does playing her make you a better jeffrey . I think it makes me a better to be really honest, i think it makes me all jeffrey. In other words, people say, well, how is your feminine part, your masculine part . I go, i just have never been a freer jeffrey, a happier jeffrey. I think it makes me a better papa, a better husband, and certainly a better guest on a tv show. Stephen excellent guest last question and it certainly makes me very grateful. This came at 70 years old, the role of my lift. cheers and applause stephen congratulations. I mean, i know i dont look 70 well, i know i i know i dont look 70. Stephen you dont actually look 70. How old do i look . Stephen 69ish. laughter when you said, kojak at 35 i said no way in my head. That doesnt work out. Im very lucky. And i get to go from here and in one month get to start a fifth season of arrested development. Stephen thats what i wanted to ask about and now youve answered my question. Jeffrey, thank you so much for being here. Folks, are you anybody . . He is. Thats Jeffrey Tambor. Its available now. Well be right back with John Benjamin hickey. applause well its a perfect nespresso hold on a second. Orge. Mmm. [mel torme sings comin home baby] hey there. Want a lift . Where are we going . No dont tell me. Let me guess. Have a nice ride. How far would you go for coffee thats a cup above . I brought you nespresso. Nespresso. What else . Opening night jitters. A cashmere whisper. The scent of welcome. We take a deep breath and stand together. The floor creaks in applause. The stage is set. Courage. We have a fragrance for that. Glade® sc johnson a Family Company goal nitedhealthcare, you can get rewarded for waldad. We wanna welcome everyone to the father daughter dance. Walk, move and earn money. For outofpocket medical expenses. Hes ok unitedhealthcare band playing stephen hey, everybody welcome back. Folks, youve seen my next guest on the good wife and the good fight and six degrees of separation on broadway. Please welcome John Benjamin hickey. applause come on up. Stephen now i just i just saw you and Allison Janney and and the young man who just won the tony corey hawkins. He was nominated. He didnt win. Stephen had him on the show, and an absolutely brilliant performance by all of you in the play. It closed sunday. Its so nice to be here after the show ended because whoever didnt see it just has to take our word for it how great it was. Stephen it was amazing. Remarkable play. A masterpiece and great fun. Stephen it must be an honor to be able to do that play on broadway, to say those words and tell that story. Yes. Its a brilliantly written play and its so relevant because of the walls we build between each other based on class and race and expwrung old. Really, really relevant now. So it was great fun to do. Stephen whats it like to ive never done a broadway play whats it like to do a and run know its coming to an end . Is all the last nights, are you choking up . Like yes, are you. Stephen to stay in character . Youre trying not to be too sentimental about it all. I mean, youre also slightly thrilled because its the greatest honor in the world to be in a broadway show as an actor. Its like the epicenter of the acting universe. But its also like being in your very own existential groundhog day because youre doing the same thing over and over its like you its like if you came here and had the same guest on every single night and said the same things to each other. So you have to try your best to make it very, very fresh and alive. And the last few shows, youre trying not to cry. And im a little bit of a control freak, so you also want everything to be perfect in the last few shows. And in the last moment of the play that i have with Allison Janney, a beautiful moment and we were feeling it. I mean we were full of emotion. A cell phone went off in the audience. Stephen oh that was so loud and it was an oldschool ring, and the play takes place in 1989. So people who were in the audience thought, i thought that was part of the play. No, it wasnt part of the play. Stephen no jury could convict me. No jury absolutely. There should be a fine. There should be a fine. Stephen Allison Janney played your wife, she plays ouisa to your flan. I heard you say that she basically you two got stage married 20 years before. What does this mean . This was, like, my eighth or ninth job with Allison Janney, the magnificent Allison Janney. And 25 years ago, i think, we were in an offbroadway play together. We both got cast in the movie the first wives club. I hope people remember that. It was a wonderful movie. applause yeah. Stephen goldie hawn. Goldie hawn, bette midler, and the great diane keaton. We were so beyond excited because, a, we had never been in a movie. And b we were dead broke. We were as broke as broke could be. We got there at 6 00 a. M. We wait until 6 00 p. M. , and theres a knock on our door, and the assistant director says, hey, you guys, youre released. Goldie hawn has decided she doesnt want the scene to be in the movie, and you guys can go home. And, a, we were heartbroken, but, boston, we were also like, wow it must be really cool to be a movie star. You get to decide you dont want to do this. But the great news is, we got paid, even though we never appeared on film, and we still get a paycheck. 25 years later we get a check its for 3. 17. Stephen it adds up, though. Its 3 i didnt have the day before. Stephen it as up after a while. You have a radio show now . Yes, i do. I have good taste in old friends. Another one of my old buddies is andy cohen. Stephen a good friend to have. Hes a friend of us over here, too applause . Yes, the wonderful andy cohen. A couple of years ago, we were on the beach, and he said, guess what . I have a channel one oned is siw called radio andy, and he said would you ever think about doing a radio show . And i think we might have been a little stoned. And i said, sure, of course, i want to do a radio show. Of and we came up with this idea called my Favorite Song. And its brilliant. I send you a questionnaire and im gog send you this questionnaire stephen to me . Yes, they say barter system. Stephen sure. And i ask you whats whafs your Favorite Song in high school . Whats your favorite rock n roll song . Whats your favorite disco song . What is your Favorite Song from high school. Stephen my Favorite Song from high school. I mean, purely pedestrian. I knew all the words to stairway to heaven. Perfect, perfect. So we would play that song, all 12 minutes of it. Stephen yeah, exactly, and then you would say, thank you for being here. That would be it. We just did the show you better hope there arent tapes. laughter . Stephen to quote a great man. Yes, yes, exactly. Stephen to quote a great man applause . We play a song talk about it, and the great thing about the show, which was a surprise to me, im not an interviewer, brilliant like you are, learn about a persons life without having to talk about their life. We all have a soundtrack. We all have music. Stephen next time im going to do that for you. Ill do it for you if you do it for me the next time youre here. I would love that. Everybody heard that. Youre going to do my show. Stephen its done. Thank you so much for being here. My Favorite Song with John Benjamin hickey with John Benjamin hickey airs wednesdays on sirius my Favorite Song with John Benjamin hickey airs wednesdays on sirius xm. Xm. Enough laxatives to cover the eastern seaboard. Ive climbed a Mount Everest of fiber. Probiotics . Enough avo if youve had enough, tell your doctor what youve tried and how long youve been at it. Linzess works differently from laxatives. Linzess treats adults with ibs with constipation or chronic constipation. 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