Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes john oliver. Isabelle huppert. And musical guest, the Avett Brothers. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey cheers and applause stephen wooo jon hey stephen welcome to the late show, everybody. Thank you very much. Please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause have you guys heard of this steve bannon fella in the white house. booing evidently, hes Donald Trumps jon wow. Stephen a friendly crowd. laughter he is Donald Trumps senior strategist. A lot of people are saying that hes the guy really running the white house, but im not sure i believe that, because theres no proof that anyones running the white house right now. But these rumors. cheers and applause these rumors have gotten under trumps i want to say skin. Because yesterday he tweeted, i call my own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data, and everyone knows it. Yes. Everybody knows it. Thats what you tweet at 7 00 a. M. Things everybody knows. I dont think trump likes this thing. So if he doesnt like these bannon rumors, hes really not going to like this. You guys see the new Time Magazine . Have you seen this yet . Its got bannon on the cover. And if youve got children in the room laughter first, explain to them what a magazine is. laughter then get them out, because here goes. Right over here. Over here . Okay. There you go. All right. Yeah. Good lord. He looks like helmetless darth vader on meth. I dont know i dont know if this guy applause i dont know if this guys calling all the shots. It certainly looks like hes doing all the shots. laughter but, steve, steve, i just just quick, and i mean this, you know, sincerely. I dont know if youve ever worked for a powerful guy or a tv personality before, but they kind of like to be the ones on the cover of the magazine. All right. Youre two weeks into the job. Stop hogging the limelight or whatever light source theyre using for this photograph here, all right. A glowing corpse. Whatever they used. A zombie. Trumps not going to like this. Donalds not going to like this. Remember, his new best friend is vladimir putin. So if trump offers you sushi, dont eat it. Have that put in a secure container, please. Meanwhile, whats the big news. Oh, today, the Senate Confirmed education secretary and woman ahead of you at starbucks with a really complicated order, betsy devos. Now, there are 100 senators. She got the votes of only half of them. So her first act is to make 50 count as a passing grade. Now, devos, our secretary of education has never attended, worked in, or sent her kids to public school. So how did she get the nomination . Well, theres a tiny chance that money played a role, since devos family gave around 200 million to republican causes, including donations to four senators on the committee overseeing her confirmation. audience booing oooh, that reminds me of a math problem betsy has 200 million. She needs 50 votes. How much money can she give to each senator to make sure Public Schools get less . But, whatever whatever what happens, happens. applause . cheers thank you. People, people love math problems. Ive said it for many years. So, whatever. Shes now been confirmed. Republicans put everything on the line on this one. This was the hill to die on. For republicans, clearly, nothing is more important than getting the right leader for the department of education, which today they introduced a bill to eliminate. Congratulations, betsy. Youre the new pilot of the hindenberg. Got a light . cheers and applause lets see, last night, bill oreilly played more of his super bowl interview with trump, and the president made a shocking claim. You know what was fascinating . To watch you at the inauguration with barack obama. You guys seem to get along, all right. Would that be accurate . Its a very strange phenomena. We get along. I dont know if hell admit this, but he likes me. How do you know he likes you . I like him. Because i can feel it. You know, thats what i do in life. Its called, like, i understand. Stephen its called, like, i understand. Trump has a sense when people like him. And he doesnt find out hes wrong until the lawsuit. laughter then trump, its called, like, continued talking about his limo ride with president obama on Inauguration Day. We drive down pennsylvania avenue together. We dont even talk about it. Politics is amazing. What did you talk about . We talked about the country. We talked about the future of the country. I asked him about, what do you think our biggest problem is . And he told me, i cant tell you, but its a problem. laughter stephen yes. Obama said, i cant tell you, but heres a hint its sitting next to me in the limo right now. cheers and applause jon hey oh stephen he likes him. Jon right. Stephen he likes him. Theyre great friends now. Lets see. But aside from oraily, trumps war with the media continues. Yesterday, he said that the media doesnt report on terror attacks, and last night, the white house followed up trumps claim by releasing a list of 78 underreported terror attacks. Number five will shock you. Heres the thing the list includes the terror attacks in san bernardino, paris, nice, and orlando that were extensively covered for weeks. Meanwhile, i cant believe the attack they left off. Im talking about the Bowling Green massacre. Yeah. cheers and applause cant believe it. Just erased, erased from the official list before it even had the chance to happen. Its not fair. laughter plus and this is interesting the list is loaded with typos, like attaker instead of attacker and denmakr instead of denmark. So at least we know steve bannon isnt a grammar nazi. cheers and applause also hes not. Hes not. Hes not. That would be unfair to call him that. Also, last night on the show if you were watching the show last night, we were talking about the New York Times expose of the Trump White House that had a lot of bizarre details, like the fact that when mr. Trump is not watching television in his bathrobe, he will sometimes set off to explore the unfamiliar surroundings of his new home. The story really upset trump, so he unleashed White House Press secretary and Melissa Mccarthys retirement plan, sean spicer. cheers and applause to debunk it. There were just literally blatant factual errors. And its unacceptable to see that kind of reporting, or socalled reporting. That is literally the epitome of fake news. What was the detail . What was nakerate . I i mean, start at the top. I dont think the president owns a bathrobe, definitely doesnt wear one. laughter stephen first of all, saying trump definitely doesnt wear a bathrobe can only mean one thing sean spicer has seen donald trump naked. laughter applause now now we know why hes always so angry all the time. Im shocked that trump doesnt own a bathrobe because we know he loves them. He loves the yellow ones. The loves the exwife matching ones. And the sexy short ones. I believe i think thats an american apparelae right there. Dont judge. He was young. A lot of people start their careers in robe porn. laughter now, while i may not agree with Donald Trumps politics, ill be damned if im going to live in a country where my president wanders out on the front lawn in his boxers to pick up the morning copy of the failing New York Times. So, mr. President , i have a gift for you. Jimmy, lets show him what it is feast your eyes on robe force one. Yes. Oh, yes, mr. President. Yes, here we are. Absolutely. cheers and applause sir, this super absorbant terry will protect you from any mattress spills. And, remember, its trump brand, so proudly not made in america. cheers and applause and since its for you, donald trump, weve made it adjustable. cheers there you go. Yes let let freedom breathe. laughter i know what youre asking is our trump mannequin anatomically correct . Yes, it is. cheers and applause weve got a great show, everybody. Stick around, because when we come back, ill be sitting down with our old friend john oliver. Oooh oh, this is lovely. Then shielding lubrication. And cooling. Brrr. With lubrication before and after the blades. Shields and cools while you shave. Proshield chill from gillette. Hashtag stuffy nose. Hashtag no sleep. Hashtag mouthbreather. Just put on a breathe right strip. It instantly opens your nose up to 38 more than Cold Medicine alone. Shut your mouth and say goodnight mouthbreathers. Breathe right. Only at t offers you all your live channels and dvr on your devices, datafree. Its entertainment. Your way. A 526 pound barrel of tennessee whiskey. These people can do everything else. This is lynchburg, tennessee. The home of jack daniels. band playing cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, my first guest is the emmywinning host of last week tonight on hbo. Please welcome john oliver higher, higher on a mountain higher, higher on a mountain cheers and applause good evening. Good evening. Stephen good evening. Good evening to all. Stephen good evening. Good evening. cheers and applause . I understand, i understand. I understand, i vehemently disagree with you, but i understand. At some point it becomes unearned, and that point was about 50 seconds ago. Stephen well, theyre excited because they have not seen you around. Youve been off the air since midnovember. I have. Stephen not a lot has happened since then. No, no. Its pretty much some cosmetic differences. The cosmetic difference really being flames and the fact america is in it. Stephen over the last couple of months, since donald trump won and taken office, have you has the feeling more like, oh, i wish i could be talking about this . Or thank god i dont have to talk about this. Its a b, an emphatic capital b there. Stephen leave me out of this for right now. Because nothing is really until Inauguration Day, you know, nothing was really happening. It was just being tied to a train track, watching the train coming. laughter and then, of course, Inauguration Day is the train hitting you and youre thinking, yup, that felt pretty much how i thought it was going to be. Stephen we saw each other you were very nice to do a benefit with me in december. And you were pretty upset at the time. Yeah. Stephen how are you feeling now because this is the cover of Rolling Stone. cheers and applause that might be i mean stephen first time on the cover of Rolling Stone . Its actually my second time on the cover. Stephen i didnt know that. So. cheers and applause . Stephen yeah, i remember my second cover. All right. Oh stephen a long time ago. Anyway. Now, you can talk about this man for a second . Wow. Stephen does this fill you with any feelings audience booing . Okay, its not wrestling. Stephen he is in the wwe hall of fame my friend. Is he. Stephen yes. Why wouldnt he be. Youre right. I cant believe i expressed curiosity there. Youre probably right. I could have gone and googled it and realized you were. Steve bannon to be honest, he belongs on the cover more than i do, and arguably, he has a more photogenic face as well. Actually you know what . I take that back. laughter yeah, hes hes a terrifying individual. Which im still im still, to be honest, hurt today by being on the Inauguration Day of betsy devos. Stephen yes. Heres the thing, heres the thing, children. I actually think she might and should serve as an inspiration to school kids in america, because she shows that they could be secretary of Education One day. In fact, not just one day, now. They could do it now. Theyre about as well qualified now as she is. And spent arguably longer in a public school. Stephen the last thing on your last show, you did a fantastic desk piece about dont get used to this. Do not accept this as a variety of things as the new normal. Right. Stephen have things happened in the last few months that you say to yourself, boy, i wish that hadnt been accepted . Or this is the new normal i dont think i think people are still feeling viscerally repelled by things. I think the problem really arises when you start not when you get punch drunk, right. Where you hear something if you hear of a betsy devos confirm expaigz go, well, thats the way the world is now. Stephen so many, so many like so many pictures are coming over the plate. So many mean balls are coming over the plate. A, youre not sure what to swing at. Youre not sure what to Pay Attention to. And i think thats part of the plan of the trump administration, do so many things at once its exhausting. It feels like his Inauguration Day was 114 years ago. Stephen a little over two weeks ago. We have a long way to go. Its going to be hard its easy to be angry on adrenaline, right, but it is much, much harder when you are just tired. And this is going to be exhausting. Stephen yeah, four years. Year, thats what i four years maybe. Stephen or eight. Or 12, or 12. Or not 12. Words dont mean anything anymore. Why would numbers . laughter applause . Stephen now, help me out with something here. Donald trump. Yeah. Stephen is about saying america is going to project power around the world in significant ways, but also pulling back with engagement with our allies. Youre from england, and you your country once had a great empire. We did. laughter i dont mean to sound too wistful, we did. We did some terrible things, and we did them with real commitment. Ask india. Ask them. They remember. Stephen 83, you dont get an empire from necessarily being nice guys. You dont. But we did it with that certain gentlemanly swagger. Stephen you did it with a gin and tonic in one hand. Bang stephen but england doesnt have an empire anymore . Do you think america is facing sort of a retrenchment, like draw the borders and this is where we live and the hell of the rest of the world . Look, if youre at a Tipping Point of empire, enjoy the descent. Thats the key thing. You get blamed for everything when youre number one. No ones pointing at us anymore. Were irrelevant. And, yes, that hurts on the surface, but its actually a release if you really think about it. Nothings our fault anymore, other than historically, everything is still fundamentally our fault. laughter because you stephen you did everything. We basically did everything. Basquely every flash point can be traced back to a mustacheiod man saying, there we go. Learn to live with it. applause stephen the one thing the one thing that england still has, even though you dont have the empire anymore you have nuclear weapons. Dont get me wrong. And the Falkland Islands and boston herald. Islands andbermuda. Dont mess with bermuda. One toe in those pink sands and we will turn into pink glaz. Thats right. Stephen you guys have james bond. Is that an english fantasy that you may no longer be a world power but you have the singular most badass man on the planet who singulary can actually fix everything . Thats right. And our belief in him is like our belief in the empire, a wonderful fiction. He is murdering his way around the globe, sleeping with the finest women in his eyes, and then reporting directly to judi dench. Thats thats its a simpler world, isnt it . Thats an easy world to understand. Stephen yeah. And he just he regenerates like dr. Who. You can have your pierce brosnan, and your hair will never change. Stephen now, no one knows who the next james bond will be. Theres a lot a lot of speculation. Has your name ever laughter it would be a bold choice. cheers and applause no one would see that coming. Who would fair point, pair point. If they really want to throw a curve ball if they really want to say to the world, listen, if if were doing everything different, heres your bleep bond here. Stephen ian fleming chose the name james band bond. You know when he chose it . He wanted the most boring name he could think of. In that case, if youre looking for the most boring, you can think of bababoom. If you want a bond who is nervous around women, ive got you here. Oh, shes so pretty and the cocktail dress is slinky. Stephen youre not an american citizen right now. No. Your stephen youre a green card. Are you worried at all because trump is determined to slam the border shut, that you might be tossed out. When is your green card up . Tossed out like tea. Stephen yeah, a tea bag. Tea bag been tossed out. Stephen exactly no extra charge. You know, the crazy thing is, its probably not going to happen. Right . But there is a nonzero chance of it happening now. So, year, i am slightly concerned. I have an american wife and an american son now, but who knows whats enough . Having a green card used to be enough, and yet what we saw with that executive order on immigration, that debacle, things are not what they were supposed to be. We held up translators, afghan and iraqi translators at the border who have bled for a country theyve never visited. Have sacrificed family members for this country. This president has didnt neither of those things so its a little hard to swallow him telling people whether they should be a benefit to america or not. cheers and applause not to all im saying is stephen weve got to take a little commercial break. Well be right back with more john oliver, dont go away. Dont go away. applause mushy garbage you know what . Im going for it. You are completely and utterly. Awesome. Im glad you showed up. In my life i think im about to cry. You better not. Every single time i. Get down you always have. My back my back its really hard to describe. Its like. All these tiny little. Things . Yes. Yes. Things are actually. Friendship. Hotels. Coms rewards program for every 10 nights i stay, i get one free. Cell phone captain obvious. This on the other hand, will not be simple. You gonna have to ride the belt. Hotels. Com. So simple, its the obvious choice. I have liquids in my body no. You know when i got sick my mom used to make me chicken noodle soup. Aw, ok. 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Stephen the president is thin skinned and theres a chance you might get the heaveho, the bums rush, the 23 skiddoo. A charming way to deport someone. Stephen exactly. If you were sent back to england, whats home for you . London . No, i grew up in a town called bedford in england. Stephen not like one of the big cities. Not a big city, a town, but a scrappy town. Stephen scrappy little town. You back it into a corner, it will shoot your face off. Stephen i didnt know that about you. Thats interesting because we love smaller towns here. You do. Stephen oh, we love them. Even british towns . Stephen i mean, sure, because youre here. Sure, why not . laughter we occasionally we like to do this thing called Community Calendar on the show, where we celebrate smaller towns, and the cultural events they have to offer. Heres the thing and this is an impossible request q. Stephen yes. I would love it hail mary point here if you could do one of those on my town bedford, but forget it. Stephen theres absolutely no way we could have prepared for that request, john oliver. Cant be done. Stephen should we do it . cheers and applause . Cant be done. Stephen do we have anything . Lets try to do it. Its time for bedfords communityical dar. cheers and applause welcome to Community Calendar, your source for whats happening in and around beford the county town of bedfordshire and the greater region of. Im going to say bedfordington . laughter joining me is local boy john oliver. Thank you, stephen. Thank you. cheers and applause or as we say in bedford thank you, stephen. Thanks a lot, mate. That was nice. Real nice. Stephen all right. Lets get right to the actual events that are happening this month in bedford. On february 25, the shuttleworth Aviation Museum will host a talk on flying their aircraft collection. Its perfect for anyone whos ever wondered, what if the airline announcement went on for a whole hour . laughter on thursday the 16th, the Forest Centre will host badgers in a box, a craft session for kids to create a badgers home in a shoe box. laughter just imagine your parents surprise when they find out theyve lost a pair of shoes but theyve gained an angry badger. laughter applause stephen on monday. February 20, at millennium country park, prepare for spooky stories at ghosts witches and medieval mayhem. You know youre in for a fright because it happens at the most terrifying time of all 11 00 a. M. On a monday laughter yes the weekday Witching Hour now, for an intellectual outing, february 12 at 12 30, there will be a professional speakers showcase at bedfords premier performance venue the place. So, dont forget to be at the place at the time for the thing. laughter stephen on monday, february 20, the Bedford Corn Exchange is hosting its circus of horrors. This years theme is the neverending nightmare. Itll leave you with terrifying questions like, why do people in bedford keep doing halloween stuff in february . laughter its a legitimate question with no good answer. On february 15, ready steady roll hosts a board game night at the bedford park pavillion. Relax and ease your mind off the state of the world with fun games like terror in meeple city, survive escape from atlantis, and, of course, pandemic. So bring the kids and teach them the vital lesson that survival is just a roll of the dice. Stephen all month long, bring the kids down to the Woodside Animal farm for chick and bunny cuddling, an indoor play barn, outdoor play areas, crazy golf fun fair rides, trampolines, and a sandpit. Pretty much everything you need to give your children a completely innacurate view of the brutal realities behind modern agriculture industry. On the 25th of february, the Flitwick Cricket Club will hold a seminar about their playing grounds. You wont want to miss it because in cricket, Lawn Maintenance is genuinely the most exciting part of the game. The event will have presentations from local seed and fertiliser suppliers. So stop on down for a literal bleep session. applause stephen then, on february 22, head to rogans books for a class on upcycled book crafts. Learn how to turn your old books into fun craft projects, such as decoupage, origami, paper flowers and the art of book folding. Or as its more commonly known closing a book. Its an art if you do it well. Now, sunday, february 26, bedford cemetary will host a presentation on world war i called the great war through the magic lantern. Because in england, it seems everything must sound like a bleep harry potter title. cheers and applause stephen well, that does it for the bedford Community Calendar. If youd like any more information about any of these events, john oliver will gladly do a 30minute deep dive on each one of them. And with a bleep ton of cursing. 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Now, for the people out there who dont know your career, youve done over 100 films in france. cheers and applause youre a grand dame of french film. People call you sort of the french meryl streep. Okay . Yes . Sometimes. applause . Stephen our president has called meryl streep overrated. Yeah, bad of him. Stephen do you know meryl streep . Are you familiar with her work . Oh, yes, im very familiar with her work. Stephen how is her french accent . Is it better than yours. Shes wonderful with accents, polish accents russian accents, french accent. Stephen have you done many films in america before . Yes, ive done six films in america five films in america. Stephen do you like it here . This country. Stephen yes and doing movies here . Stephen america at all . S i love america. Stephen thats good to know. America has this strange plawz thats nice. France is our first ally, you know. France is the first country that supported the United States after we split from england, and we have a strange lovehate relationship with france. Do you know what im talking about . More love than hate. Stephen you give up the statue of liberty, which were forever grateful for, until were not. applause i think we admire your sophistication, and your culture. But we are suspicious that you dont want to be us. laughter . Oh stephen i dont think france wants to be america. Well, i think we like you very much. No . Stephen yes . Yes dont you feel it . Stephen well, i do, but we do things like we name things freedom fries, you know, instead of french fries. If france doesnt do everything we say we drink, we smoke, we eat too much. Stephen but yet youre not fat. Well, im not. Stephen no, youre not. Youre not, either. Stephen im not fat, either, because ive got a very good tailor. I can tell. Yeah, very nice. Stephen thank you very much. laughter applause now your new movie, which you won the golden globe for is elle, and as i said, it is applause . Stephen its a beautiful film. But it can be a challenge for the viewer because you play a character who has suffered sexual assault, and responds to it in a way thats tha surprises all of her friends. She ends up having an affair with the man who originally assaulted her. An affair stephen a sexual relationship. A little bit more complex than this. She has a plan, actually. She wants to take revenge. Stephen and she does in, again, ways that are also very challenging. Very unpredictable. Stephen youve done other roles where you played an incestuous mother, a piano teacher into s. M. And selfmutilation. True . Yes. Stephen are you drawn to those roles or are those just the movies that are made in france . laughter . Yeah, yeah, no, we do other movies, too. But you do movies like this, too, here. Stephen we do. Aboubut do you it with so much e sophistication than we do. Have you ever wanted to do a normal film. Stephen a pure what we would call a popcorn film. Why not. Stephen a special effects like one of the transformers films. Yes. Stephen you would like to play a car that transforms. Sure. Stephen Anthony Hopkins is doing the new one. Just say, back up the truck with the cash and im in. In the film, your character, not only has her own plan for revenge, but she has a a tragic childhood, because her father was a murderer himself. I hope im not giving too much away there. No. If you see the film, you know the story anyway. laughter . Stephen and the scene we have here i believe is you explaining to someone the moment in this whichyour father is caught by the police. Absolutely applause . cheers stephen merci. Elle is in theaters now. Isabelle huppert, everybody. Well be right back with a performance by the Avett Brothers. 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Here performing, true sadness, please welcome back the Avett Brothers you were a friend to me when my wheels were off the track and though you say there is no need i intend to pay you back when my mind was turning loose and all my thoughts were turning black you shined a light on me and i intend to pay you back but i still wake up shaken by dreams and i hate to say it but the way it seems is that no one is fine take the time to peel a few layers and you will find true sadness when i was a child i depended on a bottle full grown ive been known to lean on a bottle but youre the real deal in a world of imposters and ive seen the program make men out of monsters cause i still wake up shaken by dreams and i hate to say it but the way it seems is that no one is fine take the time to peel a few layers and you will find true sadness angela became a target as soon as her beauty was seen by young men who try to reduce her down to a scene on an xrated screen is she not more than the curve of her hips . 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