Stephen but santa, hes got to be on the naughty list. Well, he is, but he said hes bring coal jobs back and i need that coal to crop in the naughty kids socks. You really want to live in a world where the naughty dont get punished . Stephen no, just where they dont become president. cheers and applause its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Mark Wahlberg lee daniels and musical guest miranda lambert. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody good to see you jon hey stephen good to see you. Merry christmas. Jon Merry Christmas to you applause stephen welcome to the late show. Please sit down, everybody. Thank you so much. Youre very kind. What a lovely night. What a lovely crowd. How is everybody feeling tonight . You feeling all right . Feeling the holidays. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. A lot of exciting revelations today, yeah, who donald trump is meeting with for cabinet positions. You know how theyve got the cameras at trump towers and seeing them coming in and coming out. Its like a detective show or Something Like that. Jon yeah, like cop. Stephen so far its opinion a whos who of why . What . laughter and today, today brought the strangest news yet, because this morning, the president elect met at trump tower with ali you can tell it was a highpowered meeting because kanye wore his formal sweatsuit. Now, obviously, its a Security Risk gathering the two most powerful american narcissists in the same room. cheers and applause jon you cant do it. Stephen just for security reasons, they had to keep shia lebouf in an undisclosed location for continuity of government. Here they are ending their meeting with a bro hug in front of the cameras. I heard these two are going to drop an album together. Its called the deportation of pablo im not sure what cabinet position kanye was applying for. Which Government Agency regulates diamond masks and track pants . Jon im not sure. I havent figured that out. Stephen ill tell you what hes not up for is secretary of state, because today, donald trump chose rex tillerson, exxonmobile c. E. O. I assume from now on, all gas stations are official u. S. Embassies, which is perfect for any refugees who are seeking asylum and maybe a slim jim. Tillerson is an interesting pick. For one thing, hes an oil man who believes in climate change. Well, of course he believes in it. Hes from exxon. They invented it. laughter applause pride of ownership. Its his baby its my baby now, some people are concerned about tillersons close ties with vladimir putin. And they are buddies. This is true. Here he is laughing at one of putins classic knockknock jokes. Orange you glad i didnt poison your family . laughter you will laugh now. And while tillerson admits he and putin have a very close relationship, hes also said, i dont agree with everything hes doing. Yeah, we all have that one friend who sometimes drinks too much or dates the wrong person, or annexes crimea. What are you gonna do . laughter of course, this means that the secretary of state wont be going to mitt romney, though romney was a longshot from the beginning. After all, in march he said this donald trump is a phony, a fraud. His promises are as worthless as a degree from trump university. Hes playing the members of the American Public for suckers. Stephen i dont know about the American Public, but trump certainly played one guy for a sucker, because everybody thought mitt had it in the bag after trump took him to that fancy dinner in manhattan. It was nice. They had frog legs in a reduction of romneys dignity. cheers and applause oh salty oh delicious but it was all just a trick, because according to trump insider roger stone, trump interviewed romney to torture him. That sounds pretty bad. But on the plus side, if this is trumps idea of torture, gitmo is about to get a lot fancier. Tonight, the torture sommelier is recommending a merlotboarding paired with an aged brie. You dont want to know where theyre putting the brie. We shouldnt be surprised. Trump seems like the kind of guy who feels like one fancy dinner gives him the right to screw you. And to rub salt applause trump rubbed salt in romneys wounds because it looks like trump is going to pick former Texas Governor rick perry for secretary of energy. He will be replacing stanfordeducated Nuclear Physicist and jack of diamonds ernest moniz. Good shot. laughter applause so what are perrys qualifications to lead the department of energy . Well, for one, he does have energy. God bless texas the Promised Land stephen wow if he is half as good as being Energy Secretary as he is at dancing, theres going to be a lot of Nuclear Waste spills. laughter man, he could not look any stupider. Stephen i apologize. I apologize. Was he dancing to green acres jon that was green acres. Stephen what were they thinking . He should be secretary of agriculture. So why no mitt . During the campaign, perry was just as tough on his future boss. Let no one be mistaken. Donald trumps candidacy is a cancer on conservatism, and it must be clearly diagnosed, excised, and discarded. Stephen man, all those medical procedures sound expensive. They better get them done while we still have obamacare. cheers and applause , of course, who could ever forget rick perrys most memorable performance in the 2012 republican primary debate . Rick perry can. And i will tell you, its three agencies of government when i get there that are gone commerce, education, and whats the third one there. Lets see. You cant name the third one . The third agency of government, i would do away with education, um, commerce, and lets see. I cant, the third one i cant. Sorry. Oops. laughter applause stephen now, three words come to mind dumb. Mother. I cant think of the third one. cheers and applause by the way, the department he by the way, the department he couldnt remember in that clip, the department he wants to get rid of and this is true its the department of energy. Or, as it will soon be known, the department of oops. Actually, is there anything nonpolitical going on . Hey, heres one. Are you guys excited for the movie rogue one a star wars story . Coming up . Me, too. Ill clap on that one. Ill clap on that one. Well, sadly, not everyone is excited, because Trump Supporters are boycotting rogue one with the hashtag dumpstarwars. The controversy started when a rogue one screenwriter tweeted, please note that the empire is a White Supremacist Organization. Really . Why would a White Supremacist Organization put a black guy in charge . laughter now, the writer deleted the tweet and then apologized for it, but that didnt appease the dark side of the internet, because protrump star wars fans are circulating rumors that the film was reshot to include antitrump scenes. Oh, come on how do you fit antitrump scenes into a movie that takes place in another galaxy . Did one of the storm troopers try to grab someone by the wookie . laughter applause no. No. Wookie. What . laughter im going to be asked not to make that gesture anymore. Im just talking about a wookie. Whats wrong with you these rumors are not true and, please, just, from my heart, please, 2016 has been a rough ride. All year long, one shining beacon of hope ive had to look forward to at the end is the new stars wars. So i am begging you, in the name of obiwan kenobis shimmering ghost, shut up and let me enjoy rogue one. Cant we just all agree stop it just cant we just agree that whatever your political leanings, we all believe our side is the Rebel Alliance . Thats how movies work no one goes to see xmen and roots for the regular humans. And we are the regular humans laughter so when it comes to the star wars movies, all americans are the good guys. Okay . The Democratic Coalition is every bit as diverse as the cantina band and admiral akbar bears a striking resemblance to republican mitch mcconnell. , of course . So just let it go and move on to christmas. Let go of politics and move on to christmas. I know a lot of people are fencing up their Christmas Shopping or starting it. And sometimes finding the perfect gift for your loved one can be tricky. Thankfully, our good friends in the International Diamond industry have the answer. Shes the reason the good times are great and the reason the tough times are easier. Because shes your best friend and your true love. Presenting the ever us twostone diamond collection new rings, necklaces, earrings and bracelets. One diamond for your best friend. One diamond for your true love. Stephen yes, a ring with a diamond for your true love and one for your best friend. Sorry, paul. Im gonna need that diamond back. Apparently, im supposed to give it to my wife. laughter so, i believe this is the beautiful, most possible way to trick america into buying even more of something they cant afford which is why tonight im proud to introduce this moving ad from our new sponsor. You gave her one diamond for being your best friend and one for being your true love. But shes so much more than that, which is why she also deserves a diamond for being your emergency contact. A diamond for being your ride home after the eye doctor dilates your pupils. And a diamond for buying stamps. Minus two diamonds for never having seen die hard. 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All right, be cool. You got the amazing new iphone 7 on the house by switching to at t. What . . Aand you got unlimited data because you have directv . . laughs to self in disbelief okay, just a few more steps. Door its cool get the iphone 7 on us and unlimited data when you switch to at t and have directv. cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody give it up for jon batiste and stay human thank you, sir. Cheers, cheers. Oh oh my friends. Oh, my friends. Welcome back to the show. Were having a fine time tonight. You picked a good one to watch. Now, before we go on, i just want to say that im a practicing catholic. And i enjoy going to church. Unfortunately, i dont make it to church as often as i used to because i feel like my sundays are ceend of sacred, you know. And what i really miss about going to church is going to confession. So id like to take a moment and confess to my audience. You wont tell anybody, right . Audience of course not stephen great. This is Stephen Colberts midnight confessions. cheers and applause laughter stephen standard disclaimer these might not technically be sins, but i do feel guilty about them. Okay, ill be right back. Forgive me, audience. My new years resolution is cancelling the gym membership i got last year. laughter audience, audience, one of the wise men in my nativity scene broke, and instead of buying a new one, i relaced him with lego batman. laughter i do comedy for a living, but i panic whenever i have to pick out my funny screen name at the bowling alley. laughter stevepin bowlbert . Sometimes, sometimes i want to do something that would make me seem reckless, like get a tatook place of my a. T. M. Pin. laughter sometimes, after ive unloaded my groceries, i just push the empty cart into the parking lot like its a viking funeral. laughter i take credit for other peoples work. And if i had writers, theyd be pretty pissed. laughter applause sometimes i go to kickboxing gyms, look around, and say really loudly, sorry, not intense enough for me. laughter i like to go caroling just so i can judge my neighbors entrance halls. laughter ive got a simple recipe for eggnog. Its one part whiskey. laughter applause im gonna make another batch. laughter i use up all the hot water when i take a shower, but unless its really steamy, the clams dont open up. laughter when my kids were growing up, our house didnt have a fireplace, so i told them that santa came out of the dryer. laughter applause i told my family i was doing the mannequin challenge, when really i just didnt move off the couch for three hours. laughter applause i ate all the popcorn strings that my family put on our christmas tree. I just love string. laughter im a slow typer because i only use two fingers. And theyre not mine. laughter last night, i lost over a pint of blood because i flossed for the first time in two years. laughter applause forgive me, audience. Audience we forgive you stephen thanks. Well be right back with Mark Wahlberg. Is that coffee . Yea, its nespresso. I want in. Youre ready. Get ready to experience a cup above. Is that coffee . Nespresso. What else . Im not a customer, but im calling about that credit scorecard. Give it. Sure its free for everyone. Oh well thats nice and checking your score wont hurt your credit. Oh im so proud of you. Well thank you. Free at at discover. Com creditscorecard, even if youre not a customer. Rr cheers and applause stephen welcome back, welcome back to the show, folking. My first guest tonight is a talented actor and producer. You know him from boogie nights, the departed, and lone survivor. He now stars in patriots day. I know what youre doing there. Thats the fence line. You said 2 45 . Correct. Thats going to be crate barrel. Crate and barrel anybody. Checking crate and barrel. Yes, sir, i see, 2 44 p. M. The hat has a golf logo, along with the number 3. Okay. 2 42 p. M. Whiskey steak house. Whiskey steakhouse. A man wearing aviators. It looks like they know each other. Please welcome Mark Wahlberg applause stephen nice to meet you. Its nice to meet you. Stephen nice to meet another wahlberg, because we had donnie on not that long ago. There are a lot of them. Stephen for blue blood here on cbs. And what a delight your brother is. We really connected. He really raised the wahlberg bar. So no pressure. But a fantastic guest. Wow. Stephen fantastic guest. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Stephen does he ask about me . Does he talk about me . Didnt mention you at all. Stephen didnt mention me at all. Didnt mention you at all. Stephen he said nice things about you. I dont believe that, either. Being the youngest of nine i got tortured by my brothers and sisters. Its nice we have a Good Relationship now. Stephen did you get beaten up by your brothers . Until i turned 12 and then i turned the tables. Stephen you beat up your older brothers . All of them. Stephen thats not allowed. Youre the youngest child. You have to respect your elders. We would literally be in the champion. And my mother would be like, what are you doing . And i said, what what do you think im doing . Im beating him up. And she said in front of his wife and kids. Stephen how many boys and how many girls. Six boys and three girls. My dad had three or four somewhere else, before us. Stephen okay, all right, yeah. Do you know where else . I met a few of them. Stephen another nice. I met my brother scott. There are two donnies. Stephen two donnies . Yeah. Stephen we should make them fight in a pit. Yeah. Stephen there can be only one. Well. Stephen there can be only one. I knew of only one. Stephen im one of 11 kids. Im the youngest of 11, eight boys, three girls. Work very rare. Stephen yeah, pretty rare these days. Common where i come from. Stephen great to be the youngest though, right . Well, when you start to get into your teens. Un, it was. Stephen you got away with a lot. Well, i did, but then i ended up going to jail. laughter so thats not good. Stephen i guess not. My parents spent a lot of time just trying to put food on the table so i was left to my own devices and that was left hanging up on the with the long crowd. Stephen my mom, by the time she got to me, 10 fungers, 10 toes, go outside. My mom would tell the story of my dad, when she was ready to give birth, he would drop her off, and say pick me up when youre done. And i was sleeping in a chair when my wife was giving birth to our four children. Stephen you can name from top to bottom, fast. Do you want to race . laughter ill do 11 from the top to bottom. And you do your nine. Ready. You want to go top to bottom or bottom to top. Stephen i can only do top to bottom. You can do bottom to top. It doesnt matter to me. You go bottom to top. Whatever you choose. One, two, three, well go. One, two, three. Stephen oh you have more. Stephen no ones ever beantown me. It doesnt matter. No oneee ever beantown me. Congratulations. Thank you, sir. Stephen im humbled. You havent seen the ted movie. I talk really fast. Im good with names and rapid fire. Stephen there are a lot of great movies about boston, and youre in all of them. Except good will hunting thats the only one youre not in. And the brink job was good. Stephen when youre in one of the movies about boston and we watch nut movies. We say, thats a really good boston accent. That makes sense because hes from boston. When the other people talk, too, we go, wow, they should not be in a scene with Mark Wahlberg when theyre trying that accent. What do you do on set . Its one of the hardest accents to get right. What do you do when youre on set and somebody is completely shanking the accent . In a movie like this in ted its all right. In a movie like this it really relies on its authenticity and accuracy. We would say, you get one more try, and if not, we will dub you in post. Stephen what . Yeah, or dont do the accent. Because its its its not good when its bad. He likes to improvise, and a lot of people come in with dialect coaches. They know their lines, and as soon as pete says throw the script out the window and were going to improvise, people start to really get nervous. It becomes an issue. With michelle monaghan, she did a fantastic john on the accent, and we improvised and john goodman does a good accent. Other than that we cast boston actors. Stephen that brings us to the movie. For patriots day, for those who dont know, its about the Boston Marathon bombing. Its an important story to the nation, but particularly important story to your hometown. Where were you when that happened . I was actually i was not in boston. And then i heard what happened, and i immediately went to boston the next day. And, you know, it was incredible seeing my city like that. It was pretty much deserted and just had such an eerie feeling. Boston is such a small place. Everybody knows somebody directly affected by this. But what was amazing was how boston responded. Not just law enforcement, first responders, everybody came together. You know when those explosion went off, you saw people running immediately towards the problem. People from all walks of life. And that made me extremely proud to be a bostonian. And i wanted to share that as well as the other really positive and Inspiring Stories of the victims and their families and, also, the survivor s. Stephen it was it was a tragic day and a shock and heartbreaking day. But i think so many people, certainly i watching it, were moved by the response that boston had, how people stepped up in boston. Even the people running the race. There were people that day who ran a marathon, and then ran another two miles to a hospital to give blood. Boston was a beautiful place on that terrible day. You i understand that you almost didnt make this movie. You werent sure whether ultimated to be in it. What why were you on the fence about doing this . Well, obviously, its an exraemly sensitive subject. But, you know, there were three movies being talked about at various stages of development. And they were going to make movies. So i said im not going to let somebody else come into my town and handle it with the respect and sensitivity that it deserves because of the amount of violence and carnage it could be something that could become gratuitous and have people be. And peter berg who i did loan survivor with and deep water horizon. And i said im going to tell the story and make it right and have people know what boston strong means and make my community proud. applause we also have, you know you look at what happened in cairo on sunday, and these things just continue to happen all over the world. We have to continue to promote that message that love will always win, and that no matter what happens well get back up and well hold hands and well fight for each other, and that message is important. So applause stephen let me ask you one other thing about boston is that people from there seem like theyre never impressed with other people from there. laughter like, like its surprising that you notice that. Stephen is that true . Absolutely. I dont think theres ever been one good thing written about me in a boston newspaper. The people that matter. You know, for me, being able to turn my life i havent gotten into so much trouble when i was a kid, being able to turn my life around. I had gone to copley high but i didnt go past the ninth dpraid, and thats probably 200 yards away from the finish line. I was able to go back and get my diploma at 42 and i inspired kids growing up in neighborhoods like that. If i can accomplish what i accomplished theres no reason you cant do anything. You have to put the work in. You have to do the right thing, earn it, and work for it and great things will happen. Stephen thank you so much for being here. Merry christmas. Thank you for having me. Stephen have a good holiday. Patriots day is in theaters december 21. Mark wahlberg, everybody well be right back with lee daniels. Stick around. Announcement thisbiggest of the decade. The with total accumulation of up to three feet. Roads will be shut down indefinitely. And schools are closed. Campbells soups go great with a cold and a nice red. Made for real, real life. Oh, thats lovely. So graceful. The corkscrew spin, flawless. His signature move, the flying dutchman. Poetry in motion. And there it is, the baby bird. Breathtaking. A sumo wrestler figure skating . Surprising. Whats not surprising . How much money heather saved by switching to geico. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. applause . Stephen come on back my next guest is an oscarnominated director, writer, and producer whose works include precious, the butler, empire, and now the new television series, star. Please welcome lee daniels. applause stephen welcome to the show. Thank you for having me on the show. Stupid. Mother. Hey. And then i turned to the producer backstage, and said, that was so well deserved. I said, is he an actor. And then they told me you were in my favorite tv series. Stephen what . Strangers with candy. Stephen you liked strangers with candy . I loved it. Stephen that means are you mentally ill. The strangers with candy fans are a little. Of i could never pull off those leather pants. Theyre not really leath gler theyre not really leather . They just look it. Stephen they look better on you than they would for me. You should try it. Stephen congratulations. Look what you just got. You got a star on the hollywood walk of fame. cheers and applause that is great. Know. Stephen that is fantastic. Whats that feel like . Because i dont have one you dont have one. Stephen i dont have one, no. You gotta get one. Stephen what . You gotta get one . Stephen i have to fit in the pants first. It is surreal. It really is surreal. You realize i felt like lucille ball. I dont know, i felt like at the Chocolate Factory . I felt like it was sort of surreal that your body of work even like i know so many people that are that i think deserve it that dont have it. So it was really surreal for me. Stephen how did you celebrate . How did you what happens when they when you do it . What happens . I got drunk. laughter stephen that part ive done. And im supposed to not be drinking, but i got drunk. Afterwards, at 3 00 in the morning, my boyfriend and i at 3 00 in the morning, i went back to the star because i thought i thought this was some, you know,. Playing games with me. laughter and it was there. And we start dancing, and i instagrammed it. I was drunk. And i and i pull up to these strangers on street and i go, do you know who lee daniels is . Hes got a star on the walk of fame. And they go, yeah, yeah, we know. And they didnt know it was me. And they look back up and go, hey, you yes we were gone. But it was fun. Stephen wow. Its really surreal. Its humbling. Its humbling. Stephen really . Yeah, its humbling. Stephen you already got the big hit empire. When im tighted because jesse and tray got n. A. A. C. P. Image nomination awards today. Stephen congratulations. You have the new show star coming out on fox. Uhoh. Stephen theyre about hiphop and the music industry. Have you always been a big fan of hiphop . No. Stephen no . No. Stephen because youre now a very i know, but my look, i feel like hold on a second. My my Music Library stops at, like, whitney houston, i guess, a little bounce ayou know what i mean . Maybe. And so, so much so, that my kids really told me like you know, timberland is i didnt know who timberland was. And my first movie was monsters ball and puff daddy interviewed with me, and i didnt know who he was. laughter he said, mdaniels your entrage didnt tip you off . No, he came in solo. Its a casting office. I knew who he was after, because we went on his yacht and he said, welcome to my world now. I was like, oh, okay, mr. Daddy. laughter applause . Stephen mr. Daddy. Mr. Daddy well, youve written youve written a lot of really powerful, beautiful roles for women. What draws you to that . Why do you want to give voice to these actresses . Because i think theyre smarter than men. cheers and applause stephen really . Yeah. Stephen women are smatter than men . Yeah. laughter i mean, you know, not gay men. laughter but men. Theres a hierarchy. Theres a hierarchy. Stephen women, gay men, men. No is goes gay merge women, again. Stephen oh, okay. So the smartest people in the room are gay men. Yes, god. Stephen i did not know i did not know that i was gay. Thank you very much. cheers and applause applause thank you. Thank you for letting me know. Wow. I was i just thought i was a thinker. Thank you. Think that women are far more complicated and i find that they are really interesting and fascinating to write for. So really . Yeah. So most of my work comes from crazy cookies and such. Stephen Queen Latifah is in star. Yeah. Stephen we have a clip here of another strong woman showing her strength. Jim. You gaining all that weight, never showing up on time, acting like an amateur. And who paid for fatha . Me. My career. And now youre going to come up here and try to derail me again . No. You know what . My father always said to me, you only need three things in life. Oh, yeah what, did your daddy say . He said you needed your bible, your word, and your gun. applause stephen in 2009, you said, i am so used to having two faces, a face that i have for black america and a face for white america, when obama became president i lost both faces. What happens now that hes no longer president and has do you know where you put those faces . laughter do you do you you can still keep both of those faces off now that were going to a different president . Do we really have to. My god. Stephen we really do constitutionally have to go to a new president. Do we . Stephen we do. I checked. Stupid. Mother. laughter cheers and applause . Stephen good luck. Thank you. Stephen star premieres tomorrow night on fox. Lee daniels, everybody well be right back with a performance by miranda lambert. applause when youre close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment . 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I want to know somewhere where nobody way i feel when the wheels go round and around and around okay. Jump off the exit, truck stop, rest stop, next stop. Caravan like a wild west show i dont care singing for your surp, get off one and get on the other. Daddy was a drifter momma got drunk. And i still dont know where i come from on the map and off the grid with all my friends from town to truck stop, rest stop, next stop caravan like a wild west show i tonight care as long as they go my way singing for your supper, get off one, get on the other. We aint broke down then we aint doing something right we aint broke down so we aint going down tonight living like a hippie moving right along to the next big city living like a hippie moving right along to the next city jump off the edge, truck stop, rest stop. Caravan like a wild west show i dont care as long as we go my way singing for your supper get off one and get on the other. Moving right along to the next big se city cheers and applause stephen thank you very much. Miranda lambert, everybody. Well be right back. Holy night sleep in heavenly peace sleep in heavenly peace stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be Neil Patrick Harris and megan mullally. Now stick around for james corden and his guests, Jennifer Lawrence and t. J. Miller. Good night are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout where you come from its gonna be all right its the late, late show gentlemen, all the way