Hairspraybraham lincoln; and mr. Jellybeans, gorillaatlaw. Youve all been cut from tonights show. audience reacts and to whoever keeps stealing my precious meowmories collectable ceramic cat statues i will find you, and i will end you. And now, as always, we end these late show morning announcements by reciting the cbs pledge. Please stand. I pledge allegiance to the columbia broadcasting system. I will not swear. I will not be lewd. Cbs all access is Available Online for 9. 99 across a number of platforms. All hail the allseeing eye. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Aaron Eckhart, tig notaro, and ron suskind, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody cheers and applause whats up . Whats up . Whats up, jon . Jon you lookin good cheers and applause stephen hey please, have a seat youre very kind. Welcome to the late show, everybody. laughter im happy to say im your host Stephen Colbert. Lets get right to it, the only news that matters the cubs won the world series cheers and applause thats right the curse is lifted for the first time in a century, wrigleyville is covered in victory vomit laughter congratulations, chicago whispering i mean, congratulations, chicago. I know you just woke up. Shhh. Lay your head back down on that halfchewed italian beef and snuggle up to the goat you brought home. You earned it because last night everybody watch the game . cheers and applause incredible incredible a grown man, i cried last night was a storybook extrainnings world series classic a leadoff homerun, big leads swept away in seconds, rolling out the tarps in the bottom of the ninth, five hours of grown men chewing and spitting between the rain delay and the gallons of saliva, joe madden had to go to the mound in water wings. And it all built up to an insane finale after working through all their starters, the cubs had to swap out their closer, aroldis chapman, for this guy, who appears to be chapmans 11yearold nephew who asked to pitch in the world series for his birthday but is carl edwards, jr. Congratulations, carl. cheers and applause last night, the announcers gave us some perspective on how long its been since the cubs last title. The cubs last won the World Championship in 1908. Who was alive in 1908 . Al capone was a nineyearold. Stephen wow. Al capone was one hardliving nineyearold. The gmen must have got him on charges of hopscotch racketeering. People are wondering what finally pushed the cubbies over the top this year. Well, it might have been their lucky stephen. cheers and applause the cubs were kind enough to come here and invite my friend Donnie Franks to wrigley. Just saying. They hang out with me, they win the world series. Its math. applause plus, fun fact about meeting the cubs in person, i am even smaller and weaker. laughter thats a humbling photograph. In addition to me, one of the major reasons the cubs won last night was because of their president of baseball operations, theo epsteen, who now owns the title of most famous theo. Sorry, malcolm jamal warner. You had a good run. At the age of 28, epsteen became the red sox general manager and gave them a world series title, breaking the curse of the bambino. Which, if youre not familiar with sports, is when babe ruth dumped a bunch of tea into boston harbor. The man who i paid to say im right says im right over there. Okay. Then epsteen moved onto the cubs, giving them their first world series title in 108 years, destroying the curse of the billy goat and the less famous curse of just sucking. laughter the tough one to shake. And you know we are in a political season and you know whos from illinois and is a big cubs fan is Hillary Clinton. Shes probably happy about this. cheers and applause could be a nice moment for her. And she could use any good news, since the f. B. I. Announced they may have discovered more of her emails. She really should have hidden them wherever donald trump keeps his taxes. Because we cant find those anywhere cheers and applause and there is some huge donald trump news, and that is that there is no donald trump news. It seems like donald trump is laying low right now. Just listen to what he said at a rally yesterday. We are going to win the white house, going to win it. Its feeling like it already, isnt it . Just weve got to be nice and cool. Nice and cool, right . Stay on point, donald, stay on point. laughter no sidetracks, donald. Nice and easy. Nice. Stephen stay cool, donald. Stay cool. Nice and easy. Dont say your inner thoughts out loud. Whatever you do, dont refer to yourself in the third person. Freaks voters out. Those actually arent voices in his head. Theyre his advisers telling him to be cool. Hes imitating them. And we actually have some footage of a strategy session. Play it cool, boy. laughter real cool. Easy, action laughter applause stephen easy cheers and applause pow, pow pow easy, donald easy, boy boy, boy crazy boy drum beat it is like Westside Story because both candidates are from new york and much like the yes, it is, trump is about to rumble with hispanics. audience reacts jon oh. Stephen point, is trump has a real chance here, and he doesnt want to screw it up. In fact, while hillary has booked a Big Convention center for her Election Night celebration, a source familiar with trumps plans said his party will be relatively small because trump is superstitious, and doesnt want to jinx things. Yes, donald trump is very superstitious. In fact, a black cat is the only pussy he wont grab. cheers and applause weve got a great show for you tonight. Aaron eckhart is here. Ill be back to talk about all the conspiracy theories in this election, so stick around cheers and applause people spend less time lying awake with aches and pains with advil pm than with tylenol pm. Advil pm combines the number one pain reliever with the number one sleep aid. Gentle, nonhabit forming advil pm. For a healing nights sleep. Old computer slowing you down . You know. I know. New computers are superfast. And yet here you are with a new world record for the slowest computer. You know about it, now do something about it. Upgrade to a new pc. Simulation initiated. [beeping] take on any galaxy with a car that could stop for you. Simulation complete. The new nissan rogue. Rogue one a star wars story. In theaters december 16th. cheers and applause stephen thank you, gentlemen jon batiste and stay human, everybody give it up best band on Television Cheers and applause singing hey welcome back. I stayed up pretty late last night. Shocking election news, by the way. I just found this out, during the commercial break, the New York Times broke the story that, according to weekes, the Clinton Campaign bought the apartment below trumps to secretly record him. Thats incredible and with good reason. I made it up. But you believed it, right . Why . Because this is election is bleep insane cheers and applause stuff like that gets made up all the time and somehow become news. A recent study found that Hyperpartisan Facebook pages are consistently feeding millions of followers false or misleading information. And the less truthful the content, the more frequently it was shared. Ive never trusted my facebook feed. In fact, im beginning to think that dog didnt meet the real gumby. No one knows whats true anymore. No one knows what reality is. Thats why its been so easy to start these actual conspiracy theories about the election, like does Hillary Clinton have a body double; Donald Trumps sabotaged microphone; the debate cocaine; googles prohillary algorithms; and the wackiest rumor of all, that donald trump has a 35 chance of being president applause now, that might that might sound bad. Like a onethird chance of him being president. Think of it this way its just like america playing russian roulette with two bullets. With all these paranoid theories swirling around, its impossible to know what to believe, so why not believe everything . Now you can in my segment, the late show presents Stephen Colberts tinfoil hat. cheers and applause as always, brought to you by reynolds wrap keeps the radio signals out of your skull and all the flavor in. laughter the aliens will thank you when they pop a straw in your noggin to suck out your brains like a capri sun. Welcome to the truth bunker. This is where i share the secret truths they dont want you to know about, which have been revealed to me by my exclusive source nyquil severe cold and flu. Mmm. Speak to me, dextromethorphan oh, i am trippin balls laughter okay, whats coming in right here . This is just coming over my dot matrix printout of all of facebook. Heres the first rumor coming in. Is it possible weve all been groped by donald trump but just didnt feel it because of his tiny baby hands . laughter applause wait, wait, wait somethings just come in over the wire and if santa claus is always watching, why didnt he save kennedy . Wait, im getting a message via conspiracy pigeon. How are you, darling . Hold on. Hold on. laughter hes fine. Okay. All right, here. Just come in from the conspiracy pigeon. Is it possible that upstate weddings are a sham invented by the putting chandeliers in barns industry . laughter whats that, pigeon . What did you want to say in my deaf ear . Whats that . Could it be that clams and mussels are actually the same thing, and that thing is oysters . laughter tell the world laughter all right, let me just check on my buddies on the open road. Breaker, breaker, i got a conspiracy on the flip flop. How come we havent seen chumbawumba in nearly 20 years . laughter did they get knocked down and not get up again . Get on back to me on this one what if the swedish government is secretly recording us with microchips hidden in ikea allen wrenches . Its the perfect plan. Every house has at least one and you never throw it away, just in case you need to tighten your smyordbilla. Okay, all right. Lets move on. Whats this . Hold on. Whats this. Got to keep the juices in okay. I forgot to put it on earlier, they heard everything i said okay. Lets go to the occult. Lets lead the tea leaves. Its clear. Okay. The message is why havent i ever seen a dog chase a cat in real life . Who wants us to think they hate each other . A message over the walkietalkie hold on. Im coming im coming hello . Hello . Yes. Hello . Yes. Are the lyrics to american pie actually a coded message trying to warn you that american pie goes on way, way too long . laughter somethings coming in over here. Hold on. Whats this . Got to keep it tight. Whats that . Its the conspiracy pigeon. Whats it . Come in, pigeon why do gary johnson voters still have to go to the polls on election day when they could just as easily flush their ballot down the toilet at home . cheers and applause whats this . Whats this . Oh, here it is would you believe that if you rearrange the letters in donald trump, you get tan dump lord . laughter true. Im guessing you would. Whats that . The chip the illuminati implanted in my brain tells me thats it for this edition of tinfoil hat. But always remember the truth is in here. Well be right back with Aaron Eckhart. cheers and applause imy moderate to severeng crohns disease. 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Youre not going to fight again. Its over. Stephen please welcome Aaron Eckhart cheers and applause im going to sing your praises. The tinfoil segment was off the hook. Youre amazing. We got to some truths. No, i really related to that. Yeah, people think you were joking. Stephen , no, no, i was just high. laughter are you a superstitious person . Yeah. Stephen i shook your handbook stage and you said, now youve ruined it. I had my fingers in my ears and you came and shook my hand. All downhill from there. Stephen do you not watch your own film clips . No. Stephen youre a very good actor. You should watch your own movies. Thank you very much. Stephen do you not like the way you look bald . No, i actually love that. Its a precursor for me in five or six years. I know what im going to look like when i gain some weight and stephen well, you play basically a boxing coach in all this but you like sports of all kinds. Yes, i am a sports fan. Stephen did you watch the world series last night . Its interesting, i was just thinking about this. I was watching at home. Then i got in my home to go to the premiere of bleed for this. I went to the premiere. I heard people talk about it. I went to l. A. X. Listened to it on the way to l. A. X. On the airport i saw it on the television. When i got home, i heard in the back of the car, cubs win. That was the entire streamline of that game yesterday. I went from my house all the way to new york city last night on the red eye and cubs win. Stephen who were you pulling for . Yeah. Stephen who did you want to win it . Dont make me do that. Dont make me choose. Stephen come on, grow a pair laughter applause why are you so competitive . Stephen im not at all. Just curious. You dont have to have opinions. Ive gotten this far without having any. No, i liked both coaches. I liked the fact i could relax and watch the game without a dog in the fight. Meanwhile, everybody else is chewing their fingernails off and having a miserable time. Stephen i liked it during the fight. You didnt think of politics at all. I only thought about politics when i was watching this game. And when i think about politics, i think about the cubs. Stephen really . Yeah. Its really interest. A. Stephen a lot of people think about baseball when theyre having sex sometimes. Always. Batter up laughter stephen you actually like doing sports. You box. Its a boxing movie but you actually like boxing. I did a movie called Erin Brockvich 20 years ago. cheers and applause you know how everybodys got to be beef cake in this business, everybodys got to have the muscles . Stephen tell me about it, baby. I saw you. My eyes are up here. laughter so i thought, if i have to get in shape for this business, im going to learn a skill, so i learned boxing. So for 20 years, i have on and off continually boxed. Every time i worked out, i rope or shadow box. Ive had trainers. Stephen but do you actually have people throw punches at you . Sometimes, yeah. Stephen but this is where the magic is, baby, youve got to protect the moneymaker. Its perfect to be imperfect, baby. You know what im saying . cheers and applause stephen i mean, how could you . You enjoy it when somebody punches you in the face . I could say to my trainer, tell me when youre going to punch me and where youre going to punch me. He says, okay, aaron, im going to punch you in the face right there and im going to do it right now. Knowing all that information, i still couldnt get out to have the way of the punch. Stephen you asked him to punch you in the face. Absolutely. Stephen do you derive any pleasure from that . Absolutely. Stephen whats the well, you have to toughen yourself up. Stephen you do i saw your monologue. Stephen you have to get a face callous . laughter so you know what its like to be punched in the face. You think i got this nose from god . This nose has been punched in the face. Stephen you have a lovely, pretty face. Youre somebodys little boy. laughter so youre in a boxing movie. Did you actually, did you train for real . Did you give them any advice . No. What happens was we did this movie for very little money and he had a trainer, so when i got to rhode island, we filmed this in cranston, rhode island shoutout. Shoutout to cranston. cheering he had a very renowned trainer. Right away, i got into character. So i sarted picking up the bottle every time he finished training and towel him off, walk around, give him commands, and his trainer said, who the hell is this guy, until somebody told him i was in the movie. The reason i did that, i wanted to start nurturing the trainer, boxer relationship, get in his space. I got to the point i was the only one allowed to give him water, tow him off, say champ, the rub down, the legs. Stephen you did the same thing for tom hanks with sully, did you get in there and rub him down . Yes, i did. Stephen can i compliment you for sully . Your mustache was extraordinary and your performance was wonderful, too. But that mustache in sully was extraordinary. I could use that as a push broom to clean my garage. Was that natural . No, theyre creating a new category for it. Its working harder than i was. It started to give me demands. Stephen wanted its own trailer . Yeah, tom would say something, he just didnt have any respect after a while. I dont know why clint let me wear that mustache. I grew it but i didnt know how to trim it back. Stephen there was no trimming on the mustache, no. Looked a little bit like and i mean this as a compliment. I cant wait for this. Stephen instead of the cop, the Village People went with a pilot. Do you have a problem with that . Stephen no, tha not that all. Some of my best friends are pilots. Its a pleasure. 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Stephen weve never met before. I know this. Stephen i knew that, too, but i wanted to meet you because i admire your work. I love you. Stephen oh because i like you . Yes. Stephen because i usually like people. Im an easy date. Everybody loves you. Stephen oh, thats very nice of you to say. We have one thing in common, were both comedians from the south. Yes. Stephen youre from mississippi and texas . Id say exactly that. Stephen mississippi and texas . Born in mississippi, lived there, then we moved to texas. Stephen little town, mississippi . Most towns in mississippi are there are only little towns. Stephen what town in mississippi . I was born in jackson and we moved to the gulf coast. Theres probably 4,000 people. Stephen but you dont have a southern accent. People ask me all the time why dont i have one. Why dont you have one . Well, im not sure, but i i do say a few words that are southern like wuddnin, oh, i wuddin gonna do that. Then i would say yall. I had a podcast stephen i didnt realize i was in the presence of a podcaster. You have your pod, i have mine. But i said, careful you dont want to tump that over. Everybody stopped and said, im sorry, what . I said tump. Just be careful, you dont want to tump it over. In that moment, i found out that tump was not a word. Stephen its unregionablism or southern dialect, but i had just been dropping tump all around, and i found out on the air in front of hundreds of listeners that that was that that wuddnt a word. laughter stephen people they, yall, that means a whole group of people in the south. No, thats all yall. Theres yall, then theres all yall, which is the collective multiple. Exactly. Stephen i can call you and say, are yall going . Yeah. What about all yall . No, no. laughter exactly. Youre from North Carolina . Stephen i forgive you. Im from south carolina. Yeah, yeah. You didnt even know my town. Stephen i know jackson. But you should have known where i was from. Stephen i apologize. Thats all right. We work things through quickly. Stephen this is awkward. Well, neither of us enjoy awkwardness so lets get out of this moment immediately. laughter ooh, boy stephen you are a new mother. I am. Stephen speaking of awkward. Yes. Stephen you have twins. I do. applause ill be honest, i love them so much. laughter and that was not halloween. Stephen now, i heard something about you from my producer, not your hometown, evidently, but i did hear that you like to ride motorcycles but your wife said that is absolutely off limits now. Yes. When we started dating, i have two vintage motorcycles that are collecting dust. And she wont let you ride them anymore . Stephen yes. Are you about to surprise me with a new motorcycle . Stephen no. laughter god, i wish what was the case. No so what are you supposed to ride if you cant ride your motorcycles, babe . Yeah. Come on, you just need to talk to her and go, look, this is my life. Oh, i thought you were calling me babe. I was, like, dude, im married you cant be calling me babe. Stephen its show business. Cant i call anybody babe . Whats up, baby doll . laughter you just touched my hand. Im a married man. All right . Im flattered. I am attracted to you and i cant help myself. Stephen the feeling is mutual. laughter so what does she want me to drive. She dudn t. Stephen she might could . He might could. laughter she doesnt want me to drive motorcycles or my dream car which is a Honda Odyssey. laughter stephen you would think you could have a Honda Odyssey out here. Thats a super sexy car, that minivan. I would drive that podium. Stephen that is actually street legal. He drives that home every day. I could put max and finn on top and pray they dont tump. Stephen what is it you love about the Honda Odyssey because its a sweet ride. It has a vacuum cleaner in there. Stephen why do you need the vacuum cleaner . Cheerios, goldfish. Stephen to clean out the car because to have the kids. Do you know whats very easy to clean out . Motorcycle. Strap the kids on the back of that motorcycle . No, in a side car. Stephen okay. A little schav blowing in the wind. Stephen youre performing at Carnegie Hall saturday. Yes. Stephen first time youve played Carnegie Hall . Cant you tell . Stephen congratulations. Have a great time. Thank you. Stephen lovely to meet you. You, too. Stephen tig is performing in the new york comedy festival at Carnegie Hall this saturday. You can stream her show one mississippi on amazon now. Tig notaro, everybody well be right back with ron suskind. cheers and applause go paperless, dont stress, girl i got the discounts that you need safe driver accidentfree everybody put your flaps in the air for me go paperless, dont stress, girl i got the discounts that you need safe driver accidentfree everybody put your flaps in the air for me i cant lipsynch in these conditions. Savings oh, yeah mr. 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Priorities usa action is responsible for the content of this advertising. cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody welcome back to the show, everybody. My next guest tonight is a pulitzer prizewinning journalist and bestselling author. Please welcome ron suskind cheers and applause stephen thanks for being here stephen nice to see you. Great to see you. Stephen i want to start off by letting people know what a debt i owe you they may not know about is, in 2004, you wrote an article about the Bush Administration, interviewing members of the Bush Administration and one bush aid mocked you and basically those who study history mocked you as part of the realitybased community. We are an empire, when we act, we create our own reality, were historys actors and all of you will be left to study what we do. There is something you want that to be true. Then the realitybased community, that sentence is what i based most of the colbert report on the next ten years. cheers and applause so thank you. Okay. So the check is in the mail. Do you have anything on ya now. Stephen i dont. I dont. I gave it all to Aaron Eckhart. You do truthiness. It breathed life into it. A schtick can do that. Stephen a schtick can do that. I used to like to say you wrote about the bull bleep we could smell, i became the turd. laughter i dont think i can say that on cbs. Well find out. Did you see any of that in what donald trump was doing . Months ago, i saw trumps the more entertainmentbased candidacy. Yeah. Hes a reality show. He practiced that for years. He presented to the American Public through that show. Now i think its a darker thing. You know the third debate where he was pretty good, not sniffling. Stephen for the first half our. But then in the end people say he lost because at the end he would not cede to accepting the outcome. He said, you know, ill keep you in suspense. And in a way, people said, oh, thats why he lost. I dont agree. That was new. That was a new form. That was a threat. That was an actual threat. To say, you know, ill tell my mob what to do on election day. Thats my call. Its like a mobster thing. Stephen yeah, he does seem a little bit like hes in shipping. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Stephen exactly. Exactly. Were in sanitation, yeah. laughter think about the idea. Its like, youve got a very nice country here id hate to see something bad happen to it trump voice . So remember that on election day when you go to the polls. Weve never had that, not in my life time. Stephen ill tell you something i find inspirational and that is when i see something beautiful and true in a story ive never seen before, and i experienced that when i watched the documentary about your familys life with your son owen who is autistic and you found a way to communicate with him through disney movies. He couldnt speak for years. We realize hes memorized 50 disney movies. So we speak in disney dialogue. I grab a pup et the evil sidekick to jaafar and talk to him as gilbert. Stephen how long. Ince he was seven. Stephen for four years we couldnt talk to him. So i grab the pup et and say in gilberts voice, owen, owen, how does it feel to be you . He turns to the pup et like a friend, not great. I have no friends and im lonely. We have a great conversation. And in a minute he clears his voice and growls, i love the way your foul little mind works thats jaafar i thought, were speaking in disney dialogue applause stephen in the school you brought him to he created disney clubs and explains how these movies brought these kids together. I started a disney club so i can get to know more people and they can be around me, so i can be more popular. It worked tonight were watching some of lion king because this year is the big 20th anniversary of the original release of the lion king. Shall we . Yeah applause not only am i a big disney fanatic but i also like to play magical music scores on this piano. Yeah singing we watch part of disney animated films and discuss them and see what theyre really about in our lives. applause stephen thats an incredibly beautiful film and thank you for making it and sharing your family story with the rest of us. He sees a lot of things through the filter of disney movies. Does he have anything to say about the campaign this year through the lens of disney . Yeah, he was asked through the q a if he was supporting anyone and he said Hillary Clinton. applause he said what disney character of the hundreds of them would you say is most like donald trump. He took a minute because he interprets the world through movies like a lot of Spectrum Kids and he said, well, gaston, because hes handsome but insecure, hes a bully, he assembles a mob based on hatred of people not like him, and at the beginning they think hes a hero but at the end they realize hes the villain. applause stephen we could do worse in analysis. Exactly. Stephen thank you so much. Life animated is available on itunes and on demand. Ron suskind, everybody well be right back. cheers and applause cheers and applause Stephen Stephen thats it for the late show, everybody tune in tomorrow when my guests will be viggo mortensen, patton oswalt, and comedian maz jobrani. Now stick around for james corden and his guests, aaron paul, piper perabo, and jack hanna. Good night cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. 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