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I come to work every day wanting to start the show with something other than donald trump. laughter and yet, every day, more words come out of his face. laughter applause where to begin . Where should we start with this one . Its a lot of face. Heres one donald trump is in hot water for some comments he made about former fox news c. E. O. And alleged uncle touch toomuch, roger ailes. laughter alleged. When asked how he would feel if his daughter ivanka was sexually harassed, trump said, i would like to think she would find another career or find another company, if that was the case. audience reacts yeah. Is that so hard . When a woman is sexually harassed, it is up to her to leave that company and simply find a new job at all those other companies where women are leaving for some reason. laughter applause like musical chairs. Its musical chairs. But when the music stops, you have to sit on your boss lap. Now, some are pointing out that ivanka has worked only for her father and, therefore, would never be the victim of sexual harassment. If ivanka werent my daughter, perhaps id be dating her. Stephen she should really report that to the head of her company. You know, trumps had such a rough couple of days, you know, since the democratic convention. I think he deserves a medal. And today, he got one. A man came up to me, and he handed me his purple heart. Now, i said to him, i said to him, is that, like, the real one, or is that a copy . And he said, thats my real purple heart. I have such confidence in you. And i said, man, thats like thats like big stuff. I always wanted to get the purple heart. Stephen yeah, hes. I dont know if you heard that, he says, ive always wanted a purple heart. You know . He always wanted the award you get for being wounded in battle. He just never had the opportunity. Man, he must kick himself over those five deferments he requested from the vietnam draft. What are the odds . Darn it darn it well, what are you going to do . Well, maybe hell get a purple heart for shooting himself in the foot. applause it might be stuff like this that has inspired the president to say to say today that donald trump is unfit to serve as president. cheers and applause now keep in mind, keep in mind, however you feel about these candidates, those words have never been said by a sitting president of any nominee, ever. That includes when chester a. Arthur refused to question the qualifications of stink eye willie, the piestealing hobo. laughter very close. Stink eye. Very strong on transportation infrastructure, very strong. applause now, of course, donald trump doesnt care if the establishment thinks hes fit for the job. laughter hes a man of the people. Thats why yesterday, trump tweeted this photo of himself on his private jet, eating k. F. C. There it is, extra crispy and some chicken. Stuck in my throat. That joke stuck in my throat, literally. cheers and applause that punch line stuck in my throat like a chicken bone. It does bolster his military credentials, because he clearly has a close relationship to the colonel. laughter but, i think just looking at that photo, i think he is blowing the whole man of the people thing by eating his k. F. C. With silverware excuse me, excuse me mr. Trump, what part of Finger Lickin good dont you understand . Its right there. On the side. I think thats illegal. I think thats illegal. And just some advice, if you want to seem relatable, dont eat k. F. C. On a private jet. If you want to be relatable, eat lobster on a crosstown bus. applause now, i would love to see that. That would be fantastic. Speaking of donald trump. Donald trump. We have got more donald trump. Today trump held a rally where he focused on very specific youth outreach. I have the biggest bank in the world, is a tenant of mine in new york, the biggest in the world, a chinese bank. baby cries dont worry about that baby. I love babies. I love babies. I hear that baby crying. I like it. I like it. What a baby. What a beautiful baby. Dont worry, dont worry. The mom is running around like dont worry about it. Its young and beautiful and healthy, and thats what we want. Stephen you see . You see . He can be a nice guy. Okay . I should apologize whats that . Actually, i was only kidding. You can get the baby out of here. cheers and applause stephen yeah yeah get the baby out of here get out of here, you crying baby that baby so close, so close to humanity. That crying baby wants to stay here, it needs to act like an adult. Because when we adults listen to trump, we weep silently. cheers and applause oh, and in there is get out of here, you baby oh, and in rare nontrump news, i am feeling horribly betrayed this evening. There are certain audience reacts thank you, thank you, thank you very much. There are certain things weve all been told to do in order to live a healthy life eat vegetables, even though theyre disgusting. Drink water, even though its disgusting. laughter and, of course, floss your teeth. Well, it turns out, flossing might be unnecessary because after looking at 25 studies on the effectiveness of flossing, the Associated Press has determined that the evidence for flossing is weak, very unreliable, of very low quality, and carries a moderate to large potential for bias. Oh, but the hell you have to pay if you dont floss. Oh, they shame you when you go in for the cleaning, dont they . Yeah, yeah. The night before you always go, oh, damn, ive got to floss now. Jon they know. Stephen they know that you didnt floss. Jon you havent been flossing. Stephen they know the whole time. Jon youll be swollen. Stephen your gums are bleeding. Your sink at home looks like you shot a Quentin Tarantino movie in there. It looks like the Hateful Eight when youre done, youre so desperate. But weve been lied to you lied to me, dental hygienist dawn. Well that does it. Based on this news, im going to stop flossing 38 years ago. Stick around, everybody. Well be right back with the great will smith. cheers and applause backwards music backwards music music only those who dare drive the world forward. The cadillac ct6. Nexium 24hfor their own 1 choice of docfrequent heartburn. S for complete protection all day and night make nexium 24hr your 1 choice. I wiso youll notice every little thing. When you notice dry skin, try johnsons new extra moisturizing wash and cream. A rich nourishing bath routine. With ten times more moisturizer. So you can notice other things mom, like how much i love you. Gilman go get it, marcus. Go get it. 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You know thats a real superstar, a guy who can take his time with the audience like that. Not everybody can do that. That is truly a skill what you just did there. Oh, man, i cut that down. That was the short version. I didnt want to mess your time up. Stephen the first time i met you was in 2008. You were on the old show. Yup. Stephen 3,000 people ive interviewed. Youre the only person who came straight into the rewrite room and came over and said, hi, im will smith. Im very happy to be here. I thought, i think this guy is running for president of my show tonight. Obama was running that year and you said that maybe you should be the first black president. Yeah, i missed it. I missed it. No, i was thinking about it, you know. But i watched obama for the last eight years. Thats a hard job, man. Stephen yeah, yeah, it is, it is, yeah. Eight years ago, he looked like you look now. Yeah, right, exactly, exactly. I was like, man applause no, that stephen you ever think about it . Because people would vote for you . Youd vote for him, wouldnt you . Debbie would. Debbie would for sure. Stephen debbie would. You have to get the debbies. Does politics hold any interest for you . You know, i definitely have had the itching, you know. Ive had you know, i have lots of views and ideas and sometimes i hear people say things on television, and i just want to run against them. laughter stephen run straight at them . Just straight at them and knock them over. But, you know, its its something i think its not where my greatest gifts are, you know. Stephen like politics and acting, its a fine line. Yeah, it really is. It really is. Stephen because you have got to hold the audiences attention. And there are good actors and bad actors in the same way. Stephen thats true. Ive definitely thought about it. My wife has said on numerous occasions, hell no. laughter stephen is that a direct quote . Yes, its a direct quote. Stephen let me write that down, hell no. Im not sure what she means by that, but that was what she said. Stephen you know what might be the next best thing . You, i think, would do a great job playing the role of barack obama. Yeah, that might be good. That might be good. Stephen do you have have you worked on your obama . Because you guys both have swagger . Yeah, swagger. Weve talked about it a couple of times. Stephen you and obama have talked about it . Weve talked about it. Stephen hold on. Yeah, me and b was talking about it the other day. Stephen like you do. You know, we was just chatting. But we talked about we talked about it a couple of times. He said the one thing what is for sure, i have the ears to play him. Yeah. Stephen thats true. I think that is stephen the man does not need the n. S. A. He can hear what everybody is saying all the the time. laughter after eight years of the barack Obama Presidency, there was all this sort of hope that we were in a sort of a or talk at least about, that we were moving into a postracial society. What do you think of Race Relations, given the tension now in the United States after eight years of the Obama Presidency . You know, its interesting. I always look at these things in terms of a marriage, you know. So i ive done my 10,000 hours of marriage counseling, right. So, you know, so jada and i have worked really hard to develop a successful relationship. So i always look at things in terms of relationships. So when i think about Race Relations in this country now, theres a thing that happens before things are cleaned up. Theres a darkness before the dawn that is always difficult, you know. applause thank you, thank you. Stephen so now so, you know, when i hear people when i hear people say, its worse than its ever been, i really disagree completely. Its clearly not worse than it was in the 60s, you know. And its certainly not as bad as it was in the 1860s. laughter right . You know. So stephen sort of like a doctor has to go open the abscess to drain the wound. Youve got to see whats going on . We are talking about race in this country more clearly and openly than we have almost ever in the history of this country. Its on the table. applause you know. Stephen because we have a history of sort of ignoring problems until you cant anymore. Yeah, i think racism is not getting worse. Its getting filmed, you know, you know. So i think i think that stephen the revolution may not be televised but its being tweeted. Its being tweeted, for sure. I really think this darkness, as bad as it is and as difficult as it is, the problems are on the table, you know. So i i view that in same way as jada and i had to work through things in our marriage. When the truth comes out, when it gets on the table and you have to confront whats real, it sucks. Stephen sometimes one of the two people says, oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. If you think youre going to be doing that in this relationship, youve got another think coming. You know. No, but i do view it as a difficult time, but i think i think its the problems on the table. And i think theres an opportunity more than ever for a level of understanding that weve never had before, you know. Stephen that is a very hopeful way of looking at it. Absolutely. applause . Stephen ill tell you what im hopeful about. Ill tell you something that im looking forward to, and this is sincere, is suicide squad. Im really looking forward to that. applause i have rarely been as excited for a summertime movie than this one. You play deadshot. Deadshot, yeah. Stephen youre an assassin. Yes. Stephen and you also have something of a heart. I have a heart. An assassin with a heart. laughter stephen and i think we have a clip right here. Jimmy . Hey, angelo, this is the exterminator you called for your rat problem. My accounts looking a little thin. No one gets paid until what needs to get done, gets done. Nope, thats not the rules. No money, no honey. Theyre taking him out of the car now. In about 30 seconds your window is going to close forever. Okay, okay, relax. There was an accounting error. We sent it. Now double it. Youve got 10 seconds. Were not the kind of people you play with. Did you threaten me . This dude is going to get a sore throat from all the singing hes about to do. You son of a pleasure doing business with you, angy. cheers and applause stephen i cant wait. I cant wait. Weve got to take a little break here. Well be right back with more will smith. Stick around. applause today sarahs class is reading my most celebrated work, hamlet. 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Now yeah stephen you people at home, you you cant believe how good he just made these people feel. Check it out online. Im sure well put it up some place. Now, i actually had one other question about suicide squad. Yes. Stephen this is great ensemble of big stars, each playing these sort of super villains. And we had Margot Robbie on here, who plays harley quinn. Yeah, shes fantastic. Stephen and she said she has her own tattoo gun, like yes, yes. Stephen and that she was tattooing the word squad on all of yall. Not all of us. Stephen did you not get the squad tattoo . See, heres the thing. See i try i try to keep myself young and in shape and, you know, this cast is a the lot of, you know, 20yearolds. Right . And the thing about a 40year old hanging with a 20yearold is you realize really quick youre not a 20yearold. laughter stephen you look pretty good. Pretty good shape, man. So she comes in, you know, with her stephen with the needle. Her full 20yearold glory and a tattoo gun, hey, everybody lets give each other tattoos. No. laughter applause . Stephen why not . Not even like not even like in, like, a hidden place or anything like that . No, just no. No. So she started giving everybody tattoos, and i am easily influenced. So i didnt get one, but i gave a really bad one. laughter . Stephen you used it and gave somebody else yeah, i gave somebody a really bad, really bad tattoo. Joel kenneman, he plays lieutenant flagg. And he was like, come on. Tattoo tattoo tattoo and i was like, yeah and i was like, oh tragedy. Stephen so you so you showed some reserve there. Yeah, no, i mean, i didnt do it, but its like he has one for the rest of his life. Stephen for you, you for me, i was like nah im good. Im 40. Stephen you put a lot of thought into the things you do. You dont go off halfcocked. No, no, i like to keep it really, somewhat cerebral. Stephen i believe that. I believe that, because i mean, are you a deep person . Oh, hell yeah. laughter stephen well, i thought that about you. I thought you were deep. Its funny that you ask me that kind of question because im so deep laughter stephen im deep, too. Thats why i ask questions about whether somebodys deep. Oh thats deep. laughter stephen and, you know, these people may know, whenever i have a guest who is as deep as you are, and as deep as i am, i like to invite them to contemplate the mysteries of the universe with me in a segment we call Big Questions with even bigger stars. cheers and applause stephen wow, what a beautiful night. Yeah. Stephen look at that sky. Lots of stars and stuff. Stephen yeah. I feel really close to you right now, will. laughter laughter stephen hmmm. You know, stephen . Stephen yeah, will . How do you want to be thought of by your greatgreat grandchildren . Stephen oh, i think id like them to think of me as still being alive. laughter yeah. Stephen you know . Yeah, that would be good. Stephen hey, will . Yes, stephen. Stephen with all these new medical advancements, how long do you think humans will be able to live . Well, not long enough to watch your whole netflix queue. Stephen probably not, probably not. laughter stephen . Stephen yeah, will. You ever wonder if were all, like, just inside of some dogs dream . laughter . Stephen no, because if we were, then there wouldnt be vacuum cleaners. Oh ah. Well, unless its a nightmare. Stephen true, good point. barking yeah. What do you want on your gravestone . Stephen i think, well, i thought it was funny. laughter applause cheers stephen . Stephen will . When when someone calls you but its a wrong number, do you ever think about thats the last time youll ever talk to that person . laughter stephen no, because i call them back a year later for revenge. laughter applause stephen a shooting star oh stephen wish on it. Dont tell me what it is or it wont come true . It already didnt. laughter applause hey, stephen, if you could trade places with anyone on earth, just anyone. Stephen anybody . Anybody, who would it be . Stephen id have to say you, will. Aww. Stephen what about you . Uh, id say you. Stephen oh, oh, man, thats so nice. Yeah, but only after you were me. laughter applause stephen oh, okay. Yeah. Id still be will smith, but id be like, hey, i admire that guy. laughter stephen . Stephen will. What do you think about when you close your eyes . Stephen that i probably shouldnt be driving . laughter will, will, do you do you believe in reincarnation . Um, no. But i did in a past life. laughter stephen will, are you an introvert or an extrovert . Um, that depend on how cold the water is. laughter applause stephen do you believe in free will . laughter oh, no, man. Im really expensive. laughter stephen yeah. Do you do you believe in a higher power . Stephen oh, yeah, definitely. And theyre telling me we have to go to commercial right now. 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But before you were that, people know you as Percy Jackson, from the Percy Jackson series, super fun series of movies. But also perks of being a wallflower and fury. What was it like doing the fury movie . It looked incredibly loud because you were all guys in a tank. Oh it was very loud. It was a crazy experience for me. Stephen super bloody movie. Got to work with some really cool people. Stephen yeah. Brad pitt. Brad pitt for one. Yeah, hes a handsome dude. Stephen youre only 24 years old and yet youre worked with some huge guys brad pitt, mel gibson, christian bale. I went through the child actor mill. Ive been doing it for a long time. Stephen did they pass you around and say, hes a good one . I grew up in l. A. , and i was successful and give it a shot. And kids get sucked into the machine of, heres an audition, and now im here. I dont know how i ended up here, but somehow im on your show. Stephen you worked very hard. Thats how you got here. Any of these older actors who have been around for a long time, do any of them act as mentors to you . Yeah, you know, a lot of them have. Theyve given me advice and things to keep in mind over the years. Stephen what about brad pitt . Has he been a mentor for you . Because thats a great pickup line. Yeah, brad pitt is my mentor. Gives me advice stephen hes told me i should bring my girlfriend over sometime. No, no, he no. You know, funny enough, working with him was great but we really were just in our roles and emulated our characters relationships where there were a lot of conflicts and there was some conflict when we were working together. Stephen conflict with brad fit . Yeah, for sure. Stephen like, what kind of conflict . You know, i was so my character in that film was basically hes a nonconformist, and i was trying to be, you know, a nonconformist throughout the shoot. So id kind of be a little bit of a jerk while working with him. And im not sure if i left a great impression, you know. And then but that was just, you know, for the work and, you know, trying to maintain the conflict and things like that. But after, you know, filming we became friends. And i learned a lot from him, and hes a great guy. Hes someone who is just really generous, gives a lot, asks for little to nothing in return and just a good dude. Stephen does he ever talk about me . Does he ask about me . Did i come up at all . Maybe once or twice. Stephen okay. Say hi. I will. Ill hook you up. Stephen tell him to stop by some time. For sure. Stephen it will be fun. Now in the new movie, you play marcus mezzener. I do. Stephen and is described in the book as a nice jewish boy. Is he a nice jewish boy . Yeah. It depends. Hes a little bit offputting. Stephen because i dont know what makes you a nice jewish boy. Hes a nice jewish boy but hes opinionated. Hes very opinionated, has strong opinions and convictions and he is a little hard to get along with, but no, hes not that nice. Hes all right. Hes all right. Hes smart. Hes smart and he challenges you. Stephen does he get in conflict with brad pitt ever . Not in this one, no, but with tracy letts, who is a wonderful actor if you guys dont know him, a wonderful playwright. Stephen a brilliant author as well. In a lot of phillip roth novels, people are drawn to them because they got the sexy time in there. Is there sex in this movie . Oh, theres some sexy time in this, for sure. There are some really sexy moments. Theres a beautiful love story in here and its not your typical hollywood love story. Its different. Its different from everything out there in theaters right now, you know, this film in particular. But, yeah, there is some sexy time and a beautiful romance in the film. Stephen i think we have a clip here that gives us the beginning of it. Jim . Do you want to try one . No, not really. So marcus mezzener decided to take olive vahutton in the only fancy french restaurant in all of franklin county. Im so sorry. Do you want to leave . Is this all right . Hey, relax. Youre so intense. Trust me, im trying. cheers and applause stephen and then and then some sexy time. And then some sexy time. Stephen sexy time after that. You have said that this is a great time for independent film. It is. Stephen some people, including the director of your film, whose name is james schamus. Who is a wonderful, wonderful filmmaker. Stephen he at one point said that independent film is dead. Yeah, no, no its not. Its booming. Its booming. Everything great that is happening in the film world is happening in independent film. cheers and applause and whoever says whoever disses independent film is is just not aware of whats happening i guess. Stephen which Marvel Super Hero do you want to play . I have no idea, man. I have no idea. Look, i can say this. I can say this. All the best movies out there that i want to see are happening in the independent film world. Theyre not formulaic films. Theyre to challenge you and be different. Support independent film, please. Dont go downloading movies or at least the independent films on the internet. Check this one out. Stephen we have got to go but am i correct in hearing that your fans are called ler maniacs . Yeah. Stephen are there any ler maniacs here tonight . cheers and applause there are maniacs of all stripes. Indignation is in theaters now. Logan lerman, everybody well be right back. Poor mouth breather. Allergies . Stuffy nose . Cant sleep . Take that. A breathe right nasal strip instantly opens your nose up to 38 more than allergy medicine alone. Shut your mouth and say goodnight, mouthbreathers. Breathe right. There are no adverse conditions. Discover that in a lexus suv for a limited time, get some of our best offers of the year at the lexus golden opportunity sales event. 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Ladies and gentlemen, tony bennett cheers and applause cheers and applause cheers and applause cheers and applause as i approach the prime of my life i find i have the time of my life learning to enjoy at my leisure all the Simple Pleasures and so i happily concede that this is all i ask this is all i need beautiful girls walk a little slower when you walk by me lingering sunsets stay a little longer by the lonely sea children everywhere when you shoot at bad men, shoot at me take me to that strange enchanted land grownups seldom understand wandering rainbows leave a bit of color for my heart to own stars in the night make my wish come true before the night has flown and let the music play as long as theres a song to sing and i will stay younger i will stay younger i will stay younger than spring cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen thank you, tony. Tony Bennett Tony Bennett tony, thank you so much for being here. My pleasure. Stephen happy. 90th birthday tomorrow, right . Just so you know, all the art you saw on the screens behind tony when he sang, are all painted by tony himself, who is a brilliant artist. Brilliant visual artist. Tony, before you go, weve got one song wed like to sing to you. Ready . Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear tony happy birthday to you cheers and applause thank you very much Stephen Bruce willis, everybody happy birthday, tony for senate, Katie Mcginty or pat toomey . Mcginty supports clean energy jobs. Pat toomey voted to protect tax breaks for oil companies. Mcginty is prochoice. Toomey wants to overturn roe v. Wade and criminalize abortion. Mcginty will consistently stand up to the gun lobby. Toomeys against an assault weapons ban and gets an a rating from the nra. This year, pennsylvanians have a clear choice. Senate majority pac is responsible for the content of this advertising. Afoot and lighthearted i take to the open road. Healthy, free, the world before me, the long brown path before me leading wherever i choose. The east and the west are mine. The north and the south are mine. All seems beautiful to me. With simply right checking from santander bank, just make one deposit, payment, withdrawal or transfer each month to waive the monthly fee. And theres no minimum balance. Youre alright. With simply right checking from santander bank. Are you feeling alright, baby . Stephen thats it for the late show, everybody. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout what you had for breakfast itll come out all right its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from mississippi, mississippi, give it up for your