Trump to address the controversy. So, please welcome melania trump. cheers and applause welcome, mrs. Trump. I understand you have a statement. Yes, that is true. Stephen and this statement was written by the same staffers who wrote last nights speech . Yes, i wrote it. Stephen well, maam, the floor is yours. My fellow americans cheers and applause this is truly the best of times, it is the worst of times. cheers and applause i did not plagiarize my speech last night. I would never do such a thing. I would not, could not with a goat. laughter applause i could not, would not on a boat. laughter applause that is because i learned honesty during my humble upbringing in west philadelphia, born and raised. cheers and applause thank you on the playground is where i spent most of my days. So to those who say i stole my speech, i say, give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar. cheers and applause they may be able to take our lives, but they will never take our. Freedom cheers and applause im as mad as hell and im not going to take it anymore. Youve got to fight for your right to party. cheers and applause boom goes the dynamite. Hakuna matata. Ba da ba da da im loving it. laughter applause applause oh, and one more thing live from new york, its saturday stephen no announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen welcomes keeganmichael key, kathryn hahn, and n. A. F. , featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its time for the 2016 trumpublican donational conventrump, starring donald trump as the Republican Party may contain traces of republican. Captioning sponsored by cbs we are the champions my friend well keep on fighting till the end we are the champions we are the champions no time for losers because we are the champions of the world cheers and applause audience chanting Stephen Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause thank you so much thank you please welcome to the late show, everybody, live from the ed sullivan theater here in new york city. cheers and applause im your host, Stephen Colbert. Also live right now. I want to thank melania for stopping by to set the record straight. And broadway star laura benanti, for some reason. applause lets get straight to the big news tonight folks, the republican delegates officially elected their nominee. Spoiler alert for anybody who doesnt want to know how the Republican Party ends its trump. Now, as is tradition, each state voted, and we learned the kinds of things that normally you can only get by opening 50 bottles of snapple. American samoa, the greatest exporter of n. F. L. Players. Arkansas, birthplace of johnny cash and al green. Kentucky, the home of Churchill Downs and american pharaoh, the source of bluegrass music. The great state of maryland, home to the oldest state capital in continuous use. Missouri, the birthplace of talk radio. Nebraska, the number one beef producing state in the union. The great state of connecticut i come from the land where we manufacture pez. laughter applause stephen i dont know, thats what he claims, but im pretty sure pez comes from darth vaders neck. And the moment trump secured the nomination to send him over the top, the celebration kicked off in style with a giant gold screen that declared over the top which was either declaring victory, or indicating the direction trump combs his hair. And then faced with this new reality, the certainty that trump was the nominee, Speaker Paul Ryan stepped up to the mic and eloquently expressed the feelings of so many americans. Shhhhhhh stephen it cheers and applause having secured the nomination, trump then briefly addressed america from the lobby of his bathroom. Were going to restore law and order, we have to restore, and quickly, law and order, among many, and just so many other things. Stephen yes, were going to restore law and order and many, so many other things law and order criminal intent, and law and order special victims unit. Theyre all good shows. We miss you, Mariska Hargitay and trump knew just how monumental the night was. Together weve achieved historic results, with the largest vote turtle in the history of the Republican Party. Stephen no, your ears dont deceive you, he did say vote turtle . Not a flub. That was not a flub. He was just introducing the next speaker senator mitch mcconnell. applause hes the largest vote turtle hes the largest vote turtle in America Mcconnell spoke from the theme of make america work again. That was the theme tonight. Lots of great speakers on that theme tonight donald trump, jr. And Tiffany Trump both provided examples of how hard working americans just need to roll up their sleeves and be born into a billionaires family. Its that simple. Okay . Pull yourself up by your dads boot straps, and theyre nice boot straps. Theyre the best. Diamondencrusted, fourstar boot straps. applause and new Jersey Governor Chris Christie laughter yes, always a crowd favorite. Christie opened with some very nice words about the nominee. We are proud to be led by not only a strong leader but by a caring, genuine and decent person. Stephen yes, certainly not the kind of guy who promises you vp slot and then leaves you hanging from wednesday night until friday morning a decent man wouldnt do that then Chris Christie really fired up the crowd with a super fun game. Hillary clinton is the awful judge and character of a dictator butcher in the middle east, is she guilty or not guilty . Audience guilty guilty Hillary Clinton as an inept negotiate of the worst american arms deal in American History is she guilty or not guilty . Audience guilty guilty guilty stephen Chris Christie promising terrifying show trials before a mindless screaming mob with no presentation for the defense, spooky or not spooky . Audience spooky stephen yall are spooky. Now, folks, say hi to jon batiste and stay human cheers and applause band playing there it is. Big night. Jon big night. Stephen its a big night. Its a big night. It is now official. There it is. Trump is the nominee. You cannot uncarve that pumpkin. You cannot uncandy that yam. What i dont understand is, yeah, we knew this was going to happen, but there was supposed to be a floor fight. There was supposed to be chaos, bikers chainwhipping the rules committee. Ted cruz trying to cut out Reince Priebus eyeball with a broken bottle. We were promised excitement but none of that happened. They voted. He got it. Thats it. Let me illustrate to you how no, no, there is still excitement out there. Let me illustrate to you how boring this was. Weve got a social media team on the ground in cleveland all this week, and yesterday for two hours on facebook live, they streamed footage of the condiment station at the convention. Your ketchup, mustard, relish, stuff like that. Half a Million People watched delegates putting ketchup on their hot dogs. Proving what we already knew, the Republican Party is a bit of a sausage fest. applause then this is true then this is true an hour and 50 minutes in, our condiment cam caught fox news anchor bret baer friend of the show filling a water bottle with mustard. Its absolutely true laughter jimmy, play that again. There he is pumping two pumps of mustard into his bottle. And he kind of looks around before he leaves laughter why is bret baer hoarding mustard . What does he know that we dont know . I cant judge the man. We report, you decide. 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Please welcome, live via satellite from the quicken loans arena, frank walters. cheers and applause thanks for being here, frank good to see you cheers and applause wow im excited its a pleasure to be here, stephen. Look at this festive atmosphere whoowee stephen you do seem happy, frank. You do seem happy. Now, frank, youre an african american. So they tell me stephen and are you having a fun time this week, frank . Its been amazing. Chris christie burned a witch earlier. Ben carson was just juggling brains. I didnt know it was going to be this entertaining Gee Willikers stephen im not familiar with all the street lingo there, frank. Its a family show. Oh, heck, im sorry stephen how does it feel being one of the few African Americans there . You know, its incredible, stephen. From the moment i got here, everyone is so nice. They gave me a hat, they gave me a shirt, theyre always putting me on camera for some reason ive never been so popular in my life laughter stephen wow, thats really nice. Yeah people keep coming up to me and saying, thank god youre here they keep on saying, youre one of the good ones. Youre articulate, youre bright, i mean the compliments keep on rolling in, stephen. They even invited me to all these different parties. They keep saying, we need you there its amazing stephen well, you do look like youre having a good time. What drew you to the convention . What is it fiscal conservatism . Was it more social conservatism . Oh, i just came by here looking for pokemon. Thats all i was doing. cheers and applause hey, i think i see one what, officer . No, its just my phone. Put my hands behind my head . What . Stephen frank, is everything okay . Hold on, stephen. Im confused. Do you want me to freeze or do you want me to get down on the floor and shut up . Im just trying to clarify. 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So you can enjoy whats important. band playing cheers and applause stephen thanks, everybody folks, my first guest tonight cocreated and costarred in one of the greatest sketch series of all time, key and peele. He now plays a young improv comedian in the movie dont think twice. Were auditioning on thursday for weekend live. Congrats, man. Thanks, man. You know which bits youre gonna do . We just heard, like, ten minutes ago. You got to do Alex Rodrigues in the cell phone star. I forgot all about that one. You got to do rock when the rock loses all the way. Slim fast rock. The pebble. Can you smell what the pebbles cooking . Not much, and thats why i lost the weight. Stephen please welcome keeganmichael key cheers and applause im a soul man im a soul man cheers and applause im a soul man stephen hey nice to have you on, man. You just missed it, we had another black guy on satellite feed. Had a good time at the convention. Seemed like the audience was really concerned for him at the end there. Stephen well, you know, things being what they are. Things being what they are. Stephen im going to talk about the movie in just a second because im interested in improv and you and i are both out of chicago. Second city of improv. cheers and applause stephen and before we do that do you actually follow politics or are you following the conventions . Im trying to watch as much of the conventions as i can because i was promised excitement. Stephen exactly, blood sport. Yes. Stephen what do you think of trump as an improviser . People get disappointed when hes on script and they love it when he flies off the cuff. I think the thing is hes a very good stream of consciousness improviser. He doesnt follow all the improv rules, but the other day he was in a place where he was speaking somewhere else in ohio and said were going to do this, were gonna do that, that and the other thing and, who sees the mosquito . You guys see this mosquito . Look at the mosquito. The mosquitos going high. Get out of here, mosquito. Ive had enough of you, mosquito, wheres the money . Stephen did he say wheres the money . Wheres the mosquitos money . Is he going to support the campaign . But what was interesting was he was doing a lot of exploration and not a lot of heightening. Just kept on saying mosquito over and over again. But then he went off the rails, the mosquito is here, the mosquito is on the wall, the ceiling, the ceiling is high, its a wall, not as high as my wall will be. Stephen flies from one thing to another. So the mind is free, its nimble. Its not sane, but its nimble. Stephen mind is free is a kinder way of saying unhinged. Unfettered mind. Stephen unfettered. If he doesnt govern the way he speaks i wonder the way he would govern if he became president of the United States because its possible. I think pretty much if he becomes president of the United States, he will spend every single day going, wheres my scepter . I havent gotten my scepter yet stephen its gold. Its gold, it should be near the throne. This is just a regular chair. Stephen do you get the same impression, when he calls into Television Shows and theres a photo up there, that hes just on the toilet . Because thats where people mainly have their cell phones. Im on the throne right now. Im on the throne right now. Were gonna win big, were gonna win huge, were gonna win gigantic and then. Stephen flush yeah. laughter stephen what about hillary . Any thoughts . Heres the thing. Hillarys going to be fine. I think its going to be boiler plate as far as the convention goes. I cant wait for the debates. The debates are what i cant wait for. I cant wait for the debates. cheers and applause stephen oh, that will be fantastic. Because hillary tries to hide it but sometimes hillary does great eye rolls, sometimes if you watch. Good Old Fashioned steve Harvey Family feud eye rolls. Somebody gives him a name answer he says, something you dont find in the cupboard and somebody goes, elephant and he just goes laughter like hillary, i cant wait for that. Im going to live on a cloud, and then hillary is laughter stephen i hope shes watching. You should advise her i just want to turn and say, im only 30 points ahead . cheers and applause i just want to see good Old Fashioned norman feld, you know, circa 1983 threes company. laughter stephen well, the movie is called dont think twice, and its about written by mike burbiglia. So talented. Stephen and its about a comedy troupe, an improv troupe i was a member of an improv troup. So was i. Stephen they always have odd names like third rail comedy. My favorite is from an old cast member of yours, Hans Christian yesanderson. The group im still in, i have been in a group for 15 years that comes out of the second city detroit were called the 313. Stephen there was one in chicago i liked called a cart of giant, called l. B. J. F. K. K. K. I love them. Stephen this is kind of like your life because its about a guy who gets sort of plucked from a small improv and he cant make a living at all. And there are autobiographical elements to the film in regard to my life and career. But the biggest thing thats kind of hard is every rule of improv is the exact opposite of show business. Got your back, im there for my partner. Serve the other person. Stephen i follow the follower of the servant. Youre more important than i am. The opposite of show business. Stephen exactly get out of my way i need to be a star laughter stephen you went from improv and now youre a star. You must know what this guy is going through because he doesnt know how to feel or talk to the rest of the troupe because he went big time and he sort of left the family. Hes left the family, its a family that hes made. And theres an ambivalence that he has so hes trying to get everyone from his troupe, all jobs on the show hes on. The problem is hes on the show, trying to get them jobs and everyone on the show is dont get fired your first year. Just you, dont worry about your schmuck friends, just you dont get fired. Hes caught between the two worlds and doesnt know what to do. Stephen hes saying yes, and. Basically the only rule of improv. Everything comes out of that. Agree and add on to it. Stephen exactly. And i add on to that. laughter but that can be the whole philosophy to live your life. When you were, like, a young improviser, did you find that affecting the way you would live . Yes, every day. We would finish the show and someone would say, do you want to go to the bar . Yes, and lets drink lots of drinks. Stephen whats that you want me to put in my mouth . Yes, and lets have another round. Its a game for young people. Young people should never restrict and say yes to everything. I think it does work as a rule when you feel uncomfortable about something. If theres a place where you can grow in life, maybe thats good. Maybe dont yes and everything. Would you care for more heroin . Yes, and maybe dont yes and that. But in regard to being cooperative and doing something collaborative with other people, its super helpful. Stephen did you teach improv . I did. Stephen i found im interrupting you i found out because its all about me, baby laughter you have to reveal to them what they can already do. Exactly. They used to say michelangelos statue is already inside that slab of granite, youve just got to let it out. Youve just got to let it out. Stephen dude, youre blowing my mind, man. laughter i have to ask something happened, you were at College Receiving an honor from a comedy group. Yes, i was. Stephen at Harvard University and one of our interns here karen chi was there. And do we have the footage . This was you and you kissed this young man and there you go, karen is right behind you, and here we go, and now you kiss karen. cheering we got to go. cheering so, karen, we got to go what was it . So you put a heavy smooch on her. Yeah. Because i was just ending the scene. Stephen what was the scene about . Got to go. Make it quick. My friend had an affectionate grandfather who smooched everyone who lived on the street. Stephen how did it feel to get lip locked by keeganmichael key . It was very exciting. I actually only had kissed one other boy in my life prior to that. cheers and applause i used to tell everybody 50 of my kisses were with Keegan Michael key. 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Right. cheers and applause stephen hey, welcome back, everybody my next guest tonight is a classicallytrained actress who peed in a urinal in stepbrothers. Her new movie is bad moms. Looking good, jeff. Oh, thanks. Yeah, you have been working out . No, not for, like, ten years. Your beige windbreaker is really lighting up my board. Oh, thanks. Do you know what i mean . My vagina. Bye, jeff stephen please welcome kathryn hahn cheers and applause hi, you guys happy conventions. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Stephen thank you for being here on the live show. Ive got to ask you, as long as were talking about the conventions, is this true youre from cleveland . I am. Stephen do you still have family back there . My whole famdamily is there. Stephen all right. Everyone is there. In the 80s there was an ad campaign, if new yorks an apple, cleveland is a plum, which was our citys ad campaign. Stephen thats nice. Yeah. Stephen do they like the fact the convention is there . Whats it doing to the city . Theyre in the suburbs. My dad, i mean, i think both are very excited about the cleaning up of public square, they keep talking about. But my mom is not staying, like, oh, honey, im not going anywhere near there, the guns and the gas masks, i mean its nutso stephen how many weekends a year do you spend at the rock and roll hall of fame . I have never gone stephen really . No stephen theyve got like things jimi hendrix touched there. My mom says im not spending 25 bucks to see a sweaty tshirt under plexiglass. Stephen its apparently a pretty cool place. Yeah, apparently its amazing. What do you think is going on between donald trump and melania right now . If you were married to donald trump keep breathing if you were married to donald trump, and he and his staff were to let you tell a speech that clearly had parts that had been cribbed, would you lay into him . Well, i mean, obviously that woman has infinite, unfathomable depths of patience to be able to put up with that blowhard crap for that many years cheers and applause i dont understand it. I mean, i feel like she would be stephen love. Its real, true love. Stephen it is. It is. I feel like i might be working a melania eye today. Stephen you have a Little Smokey shadow going on. Its an easy look for a simple mom on the go. Stephen youre a mom yourself. The movie is bad moms, who give up trying to be perfect and just let her rip. And just let it rip, turrrt laughter stephen just fun. laughter how many kids do you have . 19 and counting. Stephen you wear it well. Thank you. Stephen mmhmm. I have two kids. Stephen ages . About to be 7 and 9. Stephen okay. Yeah. Stephen are you a good mom or a bad mom, in your opinion . Stephen, im doing the best i can. Im doing the best i can. Im doing the best i can. cheers and applause i mean, i definitely remember when my son was not even a year i mean, he was a little teeny baby, teeny, crying so hard. I was, like, whats happening . I was sweating profusely, he wasnt eating and i said, whats the matter, whats the matter, whats the matter . This is my bad mom story. I literally opened his diaper because i thought he was sensitive to urine because i had been letting him sit in it for days. Stephen you were pickling him. The littlest one of my hairs had wound itself around his balls, like, five times. laughter horrible mother i still wake up in the middle of the night thinking about that. Almost castrated my son. Stephen you think you wake up in the middle of the night thinking about it. I dont understand. I dont understand. Your son is going to say to the therapist, i dont know why im attracted to mesh briefs, i dont understand why this is a thing for me laughter yes, motherhood. Stephen so much is asked of moms, and youre a working mom, you know. Yes. Stephen youre an actress in demand. Do you feel like, oh, my god, i have to make a choice at times . No, its very clear. Its my career, stephen. What are you talking about . laughter stephen well, youve got to. You dont have a choice. No, no. I dont know what mom doesnt wake up in the morning and thinks when they have to leave for work, that, ah something doesnt feel right about this of course you want to. Its sucks but im lucky enough to have a gig. Stephen have you dragged them to set and told them, mommys going to pretend for a while, dont ever do the things mommys going to pretend to do. Its so awkward. They just like the Craft Service table. Stephen have you been with them when youre with a pretend child . They get it. Theyve never seen anything ive done ever. Because they cant. Mommys body of work is not meant for children, but they get it, and, you know, theyre circus kids. They were brought up in a circus and are terrific. Stephen i didnt let my daughter see my work in the old days, especially when i was playing a character. And she was quite young, and i was on the phone one day, i was doing the character into the phone one day saying pretty terrible things in character when we were writing the script. I got off the phone and she had been watching me for like 20 minutes, like this laughter and then she said, i think i understand you dont mean what youre saying. I said, yes, daddy doesnt mean what hes saying for a living. laughter thank you so much for being here. It was lovely to meet you bad moms will be in theaters on july 29. Kathryn hahn, everybody well be right back with a performance by n. A. F. Stick around cheers and applause i like to use my backpack as a basketball i use mine as a science experiment as an emergency umbrella. To help feed a friend. A drum solo i just use my backpack for books and stuff. Embark backpacks. 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Never underestimate the power of energizer. Our longest lasting energizer max ever. humming so youre up at dawn, k, look alive. Youve been saving for a big mancave. chuckling good luck with that, dave. You made the most of your retirement plan, so you better learn to drive that rv, man. So many things youre doing in your life. Get great savings on the tees they need for backtoschool. And kohls cash for you the more you buy, the more kohls cash youll earn no limit use your kohls cash later on just about anything online and in store now thats the good stuff. Kohls. Stephen and now, making their Network Television debut, please welcome n. A. F. With jenny lewis, Tennessee Thomas and Erika Forster cheers and applause dont close the door dont close the door shout it dont close the door shattered daddy dont close the door and you get what you want when you really need it all the wisdom that comes to you in your dreams and if you believe in peace and love and the blessings and the blessings above dont close the door shout it dont close the door shattered daddy we are so close shout it dont close the door doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo dont close the door shout it dont close the door shout it dont close the door shout it dont close the door all the bleep that we talk its a smoke screen its a waste of my time a waste of your being cus i wanna ride the white dove and the message and the message of love dont close the door shout it dont close the door shattered daddy we are so close shout it dont close the door doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo doodoodo cheers and applause i dont want to be afraid put your guns away i dont wanna be afraid put your guns away i dont wanna be afraid put your guns away i dont wanna be afraid put your guns away cheers and applause stephen n. A. F. s selftitled album is out now well be right back. cheers and applause Award Winning interface. Award winning design. Award winning engine. The volvo xc90. The most awarded suv of the century. For senate, a clear difference. Katie mcginty for background checks, for banning assault weapons, and banning highcapacity ammunition clips. And pat toomey . Against an assault weapons ban and against banning high capacity ammo clips like those used in the orlando massacre. Listen to pat toomey brag i have had a perfect record with the nra. Pat toomey gets an a from the nra. Hes not for you. Senate majority pac is responsible for the content of this advertising. Stephen thats it for the late show, everybody good night, everybody cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. 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