Lets take a look outside. Well start you off with our roof cam, in philadelphia in the National Spotlight with the dnc in town, hasnt been the best weather for folks coming in from all over. But today was an improvement over yesterday. No storms in the city certainly and the humidity was a lot lower. Felt like 108. At times yesterday. Today, it felt like it actually was low to mid 90s outside. Stormscan 3 does show a few clouds moving in. Its staying dry for now as we zoom to the south, you can see cluster of showers and thunderstorms, these are weak ending a bit and staying to the south. But theres a stall off to our south, were going to keep an eye on that. Eventually it will lift back north as a warm front late thursday into friday. That will be the focus for our first round of thunderstorms in the sevenday forecast. Temperatures right now still very warm and still pretty steamy outside. Its 83 in the city right now. 82 in wilmington, 80 in atlantic city. Today was the coolest day of the past five. You know, when today feels like a break, that it has been pretty hot. 97 was the peak yesterday and on saturday. Todays high got to the 92, more than, our stretch may wind up sevenday straight in the 90s, the number one logic heat wave weve had in philly 17 days over two weeks was back in 1995. So were not even in the top three with this one. Its been a long one but it will be ending soon. It does end with more storm. Tomorrow a few scattered thunderstorms in the afternoon, mainly south of philadelphia down the shore into delaware. That clears out but watch out the storms are little bit more scattered, a little more widespread here thursday afternoon, including the northern suburbs, that will continue into thursday night and another chance for scattered thunderstorms during the day friday. The humidity ramps up as well but with more cloud cover friday into the weekend, looks like highs will stay in the 80s. Theres the tradeoff. The 10 chance of rain tomorrow, 30 on thursday up to 50 percent percent on friday. 75 tomorrow, partly sunny, still hot, not all that humid, feels a lot like today, there could be an isolated thunderstorm in the afternoon, same story down the shore, better chance there, actually, 84 the high at the shore tomorrow, 80s thursday and if i as well. Our last day in the 90s looks like thursday, hot and humid at 94. The weekend is better, but not great. We still have showers and storms popping up. Still going to be steamy this weekend. At least we break out of the 90s. Thats the good news. Next week looks like drier air finally gets here i feel bad for everybody whos got a vacation coming up. You know . Particularly down the shore. All right. Thanks, kate. Coverage continues in a few minutes. First, we got don bell here. Were talking sports. Shutout last night see if they can follow that up. Defense coordinator talks about the eagles,. Welcome back, talking fightin phils and fish . I didnt realize thats what they call them, the marlton the phillies are one of the most offensive teams in baseball but only one team came into the night without scoring a run in the last 19 innings. So the fightins trying to take on the fighting fish down in miami. Hes four hits shy of 3,000. First inning, each row at the dish, fly ball to right. Peter bourjos going back. Track, wall. Runs right into that, down he goes, makes the catch but had to leave the game with a right shoulder injury. Each row one for five. John carlos. With a single to right off of jarred eickhoff. Mar between got a play at the plate. He is safe, 10 fish not even close goes all the way back to the ball and the phils shut out in this game 50. Selective veterans were on the field, fall squad reports for duty tomorrow. Only day, new defensive coordinator jim schwartz was front and center. He says he wants to run an attacking style defense. As for the guys hes coaching, since theyre not wearing full equipment, its hard to evaluate him. Its meant to be played with pads. You can have a guy in the right position and look good out here but if he cant make that tackle, doesnt mean anything. Its a cliche but it does down to blocking and tackling and those things and thats stuff that will be determined over the next six weeks. Theres a certain style to jim schwartz. There is. Shades little white things. Yes . Hes hes working it. Bring the ball hes working it. Bring the ball don, thank you, were im Robert De Niro and new york is my home. Its the best place to visit in the world and now its the easiest, because now there are new tourism guides on the road, and on your phone that make it easier to find the places you love. Find great dining, amazing history, and worldclass entertainment, no matter where you are. Take the ultimate road trip and see why i love new york. For more information, go to iloveny. 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From everyone at the Wells Fargo Center and everyone back at cbs3 in our studios, thank you so much for watching. Im Ukee Washington im jessica dean. Have a great night. Good night family, stephen whats this . Bill clinton is the keynote speaker at the Democratic National convention tonight. If only there was some way i could go back in time to the 90s and get my old clinton jokes. I know how to do it. Ill stick one finger in a bottle of zima, and the other in a light socket. To the 90s ooooohh okay, mario, its time to my new game boy. Oooooh oh quick, stephen, its me, you, from the year 2016. Whatever. Talk to the hand. Stephen no, i really am you from 2016. Wait. Did you say 2060 . Stephen no, 2016. What happened to our face . Were we in an accident or something . Youve got to moisturize. Stephen i just i need all your bill clinton jokes. What . Why would you need clinton jokeses in the year 2016 . Stephen its impossible to explain. You would never understand. Hillarys running for president . Stephen yes. Okay, heres one. Ive just written it but theres no way it would still work 20 years from now. How are clinton scandals like pokey mon . Youll never catch them all. Stephen yes tonight, stephen welcomes jeff daniels. Bassem youseff. And aurora. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its time for the 2016 Democratic National convincing. Death. Taxes. Hillary. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs stephen thank you, sir. Thank you, jon. Hey Stephen StephenStephen Stephen. Stephen thats nice. Thats nice. cheers and applause stephen hey wow thats nice. Thats crisp. Thats nice. Man, thats beautiful. Thank you so much. I gotta say, i wish thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I wish i had that much energy at noon. You people are incredible. Its five to midnight. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. We are coming to you live from the ed sullivan theater on night two night two of the Democratic National convention. Ladies and gentlemen, hillary clintohillaryclinton did it. The first woman ever nominated by a major party cheers and applause yes first woman ever nominated by a Major Political party. And im being told yes. The democrats are still considered a Major Political party. They had a rough week. Just moments ago, Hillary Clinton appeared at the convention by breaking the glass wall . Oh, so close to the proper metaphor. Jimo, lets help her out here. Lets break the glass ceiling. Woooooo i was afraid i was i was really afraid it wasnt going to happen there for a second. Hillary clinton could be the first female president. And america will finally catch up with 1960 sri lanka. cheers and applause so thats half the story. Thats just half the story. The other half is that it is officially over for bernie. But his supporters should be proud. If youre a supporter of bernie you should be proud. So many things they fought for are now in the democratic. Party platform. 15 minimum wage, overturning citizens united, claiming your claiming your hacky sack as a dependent. Its all in there. Now, it was going to be tough for any speakers tonight to top last nights impassioned plea by First Lady Michelle Obama to raise the level. cheers and applause wasnt it amazing . Incredible. She had an impassioned plea for raising the level of our national discourse. I want someone with the proven strength to persevere, somebody who knows this job and takes it seriously, someone who understands that the issues of our president faces are not black and white and cannot be boiled down to 140 characters. Stephen oh, thats good. Im going to tweet that right now. Thats good. But there were some highlights, tonight. Senator Barbara Mikulski of maryland said hillary would fight for what. Americans really care about. Shell fight for the macro issues and the macaroni and cheese issues. Stephen yes macaroni and cheese issues like, what is that powder, really . And it is time to stop calling it four servings when they know for a fact were going to eat the whole pot and when howard dean took to the podium tonight, he brought out the classics. Because this race is going to be won on the ground, and it will be won on the ground, and its going to be won in colorado, and in iowa, and in north carolina, and michigan, and florida, and pennsylvania, and then were going to the white house stephen wooo cheers and applause yes yeah only one problem with that he didnt do the scream hyaaagh youve got to do the scream, governor. Thats like Bruce Springsteen ending his concert by singing tramps like us, baby we were born. Good night yeah cheers and applause , of course, yeah yeah , of course, tonight, prime time spot, democrats brought out the big dog, potential first ladies man, bill clinton. cheers and applause thats official. Thats officially the name. Ive coined it. Thats officially the name from now on. And, of course, bill led off with some classic clinton charm. In the spring of 1971, i met a girl. Stephen bill, its supposed to be about hillary oh, im sorry. It was . That was her . I apologize. He scared me for a second there. Okay. Go ahead. Somehow i knew this would not just be another tap on the shoulder. And i might be starting something i couldnt stop. laughter applause stephen a a feeling bernie supporters identified with immediately. Unfortunately, the philly phanatic wasnt available for the convention because it belongs to some sort of baseball team, and they cant spare him because hes the only entertaining part. So the d. N. C. Brought out the next best thing, and weve got him here tonight. The hilly phanatic. Come on out here, hilly. cheers and applause all right. All right. All right, hilly hilly. They love you. They love you, hilly. Whos the number one hillary fan in the house . And youre really amped about hillary, right . laughter okay, lets see your famous hilly shuffle. Do it okay, okay. I gotta say, hilly, hilly, you dont seem that excited about hillary. laughter its your job to get the crowd pumped. You gotta do what you gotta do. Just think of something that does get you excited. cheers and applause all right, the hilly phanatic, everybody. Thank you, hilly. Hilly phanatic, everybody. Now, im guessing it gets pretty gamey in that costume. Speaking of excitement, last night, cory booker gave a great speech about how we must love each other, and he was repeatedly heckled by the crowd. Yes, the crowd booed a speech about love. Dont they remember what jesus said . cheers and applause here now here now live applause here now live with his reaction to tonights speeches, please welcome live via satellite senator cory booker. Senator, thank you for being here. cheers and applause all right. Senator, now, you were there sitting with the Clinton Family in their booth for bill clintons speech. What did you think of it . Did it stir the crowd . I think it really did. It lit them up, and telling Hillary Clintons story, which as he said has been such a caricature, a cartoon, literally, because of what other people are saying. He gave a real great depiction of how shes lived a very dedicated life of service from the second she was out of school in fact, before she was even out of school. Stephen there has been a lot made about how a historic moment it is, but a lot of people, including some young women, sort of take it for granted that a woman can be the nominee of the party. Do you think that message was conveyed in an inspiring way tonight . You know, i just heard from a lot of folk about how special this moment was for them. I heard from a lot of mothers, and even Michelle Obama said so beautifully last night, its wonderful that her daughters could grow up in a country where they could take for granted the fact that a woman could become president. Its a major breakthrough that she has this sense that shes on the verge of becoming actually the next president of the united states. I think it is something that is big. I think there will be kids growing up that will be, like, 16 years old and will think to themselves the next time a white guy is wil elected to the presidency, wait a minute, i thought only women and black guys could do that job. cheers and applause . Stephen thats a good point, good point. I think its particularly significant, theres a real breakthrough that two men can talk about how significant this is for women right now. I think weve come a long way. Yes. Stephen you were booed. You were booed last night. How did that feel . Could you hear it while it was happening . I couldnt hear the boos, actually. By the time i got to the end of my speech i was lifted by the crowds rising to their feet as i talked about love. It was one of the most poifl moments of my professional career to get that kind of energy from the crowd. Im not sure where that headline was talking about but standing where i was it elevated me and i hope i sounded the right note as we went into the final four speeches period of time the nation, i talked about the declaration of independence, which has at the end of it that last sentence, probably one of the greatest declaration of interdependence in the world, where we said in order to make this country work we have to show an extraordinary commitment to each other and the founders wrote, jefferson wrote we must mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor. If you want to go fast, go alone, but if you want to go far, go together. We are a great nation because we found ways to come together across religious differences, racial differences to do incredible things that humanity had never done, going to the moon, mapping the human genome. What makes our country great is that we heterogenuous and we find ways to love each other, work together, and elevate humanity. cheers and applause . Stephen speaking of uniting people, last night, last night, Sarah Silverman on stage said to the you know, never hillary, bernie or bust people youre being ridiculous. Do you think the bernie people are being ridiculous by still rallying for bernie at this point . No, i absolutely dont. If you compare whats ridiculous is that the republicans had a convention and their folks just boycotted it. Past president s didnt show up. 22 of my Republican Senate colleaguing just boycotted it. We in the Democratic Party said everybody come under this tent. Had we come under this tent there might be a lot of friction, a lot of saltiness but at least we come under the tent. But one of the best moments was sitting next to bill clinton and Bernie Sanders tried to speak and couldnt because people were cheering for him. I looked at bill clinton and he is cheering it up, whooping and hollering. It shows we recognize, this man, Bernie Sanders changed the national conversation. He changed the Democratic Party platform and because of his fierce competition he made Hillary Clinton more ready to lead this nation. cheers and applause . Stephen well, thank you, senator cory booker, everybody. Have a great week, sir. Well be right back with a very special live appearance by a very animated guest. And everyone knows me for discounts, like safe driver and paperless billing. But nobody knows the box behind the discounts. Oh, its like my father always told me put that down. Thats expensive. 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The best or nothing. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey welcome back. Welcome back, everybody. Happy to have you here. How is everybody doing . Feeling all right tonight . cheers and applause it is getting on. Welcome back to a very special live late show. For those of you just joining democracy, tonight Hillary Clinton became the first woman ever nominated for u. S. President by a Major Political party. And i think. cheers and applause 100 years from now, our grandchildren will look back on this day and say, why werent you more excited . Whats wrong with you people . Maybe its Hillary Clintons personal style. Maybe weve just heard so much about Hillary Clinton that we dont really know who she is anymore. What do we have to do to get to know the real Hillary Clinton . Your only option is to create a cartoon. Stephen all right. Thank you, mr. President. cheers and applause well, lets try it. Please welcome, cartoon Hillary Clinton. Thank you, thank you. Hello hey hi hi, up there. Thank you stephen thank you so much for being here, secretary cartoon clinton. And congratulations on your historic achievement tonight. Thank you, stephen. Thats what i love about america. Its the only place where a secretary of state, senator, and lifelong Public Servant can be put on equal footing with a screaming cantaloupe. laughter applause stephen okay, fair enough, fair enough. Madam secretary, first, i have to ask you how do you think your husband did in his speech tonight . Wonderful. He was healthy. He stood there. Wonderful. laughter applause stephen okay, praise indeed, yup. Nicely said, beautifully said. Lets get right down to it. How do you feel about the controversy surrounding the d. N. C. Hacked emails . Has it ruined the convention for you . That is a beautiful question, and it makes me very happy that you asked it of me. It is true that this week didnt start exactly as we planned it since 1998. laughter yeah. But i think everyone agrees that now is the time for us all to come together in unity. Or harmony. Or solidarity. Or whatever synonym resonates more strongly with you. laughter im just going to delete. Deleting. Delete. Delete. Stephen i dont want to interrupt you, madam, but given how upset people are over these emails, can you really expect bernie supporters to get behind you . Again, thank you for that powerful question. Truly, one of our nations finest questions. Stephen, Bernie Sanders is a great friend and has been for days now. cheers and applause hi hello hey, out there im happy to be here. Thank you. Bernie likes to tell it like it is, which is also what i do when i am alone and no one is watching. laughter hey stephen im over here. Im over here. Im back. Stephen last week at the r. N. C. I met a few republicans, and they had some questions for you. Would that be okay if we took some of those questions right now . A surprise . Hooray i love fitting those into my schedule stephen great. The first question comes from a republican, a debra is michigan. Secretary clinton, what are you hiding in the emails you didnt give to the f. B. I. . Stephen there you go. Great question, debra. As a former senator and secretary of state, i am the most highly qualified person to ever seek the office of president. But as a grandmother, sometimes i make a boooo on the computer. Now, instead of focusing on my emails, lets focus on what donald trump will do to females. Thats a very funny joke, stephen, because the words sound similar. And we smile laughter applause exactly. They like it. Thank you thank you, over there. I appreciate it. Thank you. Stephen lets take another scwe question from another republican delegate from tina in florida. What would you do to fix the economy . Yes, powerful question. Bheft question in all of human history. Words stated emphatically. Tilt head 15 no, 20 degrees. It makes me think of a time when i was in the swing state of pennsylvania, and i met a single mother who told me she needed a job. I was so moved, i hired her to be a talking point in my speeches. laughter and, stephen, together we did high touch of hands, stephen. Come on. Yes we are showing camaraderie cheers and applause yay thank you hello stephen you seem really happy and relaxed given the rough start to the week. Has your running mate tim kaine been helping ease the stress . Brilliant question. I wish i was always asked that question. Senator kaine and i have become very close. Heres something i learned from tim kaine. laughter all. My. Friends. Know. The low rider. The. Low. Rider. This is appealing, right . Popular music is a shared cultural reference point. Stephen it is. Is there anything else youve learned . Ive also been learning espanol from senyatore kaieenay. For instance hola, muchas gracias, and donde esta mi esposo bill clinton . cheers and applause stephen let me get this straight. Wait a second. If i caught that last one. You learned to say where is my husband, bill clinton . Yes. Ive actually had to learn that in over 14 different languages. laughter stephen have a great week, madam cartoon Hillary Clinton, everybody well be right back with jeff daniels. Thank you, thank you. I appreciate it, thank you with my moderate to severe crohns disease,. I was always searching for ways to manage my symptoms. I thought i had it covered. Then i realized managing was all i was doing. When i finally told my doctor, he said humira was for people like me who have tried other medications,. But still experience the symptoms of moderate to severe crohns disease. In clinical studies, the majority of patients on humira saw significant symptom relief. And many achieved remission. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections. Including tuberculosis. 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Good morning stephen good morning, exactly cheers and applause stephen thank you so much for being here. Nice to see you. Now, the last time you were here you were on broadway doing black bird and you said you were looking forward to getting some time off. Did that, doing that. Stephen present doing it . Yes. Stephen right now. Right now, this is part of the vacation . No, this is working hard right now. Stephen thank you very much. Now, the beard, is this a common event for the vacation . Is this you relaxed . Or is this you preparing for Something Else . It just i just let it go. Letting everything go. Stephen oh, yeah. Every hair on my body, letting it go. laughter . Stephen really . But normally, youre well manscaped . Yeah, got a weed whacker that comes in once a week just for that purpose. Stephen neighborhood kid . Good kid. Couple of bucks, throw him. Stephen in the wintertime he shovels. He shovels. He shovels in the winter. In the wintertime. Yeah, no, im doing a western. Im doing a western in the fall. And so are you a desperado . I have to look that up later. laughter . Stephen its a bad guy, sort of a romantic bad guy. That, that not romantic. Im too old. Stephen i dont know. Is he too old to be romantic . Audience no stephen youre a goodlooking man. Playing a bad guy. So im growing the beard out. Im also horse riding in michigan. Theres a guy is this something you have done before . Do you know how to horse ride . You tell them that you have. Stephen they call you up who is doing it, netflix . This is netflix, can you ride a horse. , this is a western, you can ride . As an actor you say yes. I did a movie 15, 20 years ago with actors who all said yes, canadian actors, who are some of the finest actors in the world. One guy was a little shy of horses and he skipped the horse training. He told everybody he could ride. Were out there in front of 500 extras, 500 people. Were in American Revolution shooting in toronto American Revolution. And this guy and the horse if you dont sit right on the horse, the horse know s. Stephen oh, they can smell fear. Oh, they can smell fear. And the horse went like that. Sailed the guy sailed off the back. Baboom lands on his back. The wig came off. The threecornered hat came off. 500 extras just went, whoa. You dont want to be that guy. Stephen are you trained up for this . Are you going to feel comfortable riding western . Im almost cantorring. Im going to gallop in two weeks. Stephen wow. But you learn and brad clark, great teacher in michigan, rodeo cowboy on the weekends. He wears the what, the whole thing im wearing a hat now. Stephen any kind of hat . The first time i didnt show up with a hat. The second time i showed up i had a hat, a cowboy hat i bought for a stupid reason. And im wearing it, and he doesnt comment on it it. He doesnt say anything. Stephen oooh. I got a hat. And hes going, yup. You know. Stephen why did you bring the hat . So you know what its like to ride with a hat on . I wanted to be cool. I wanted to be like a cowboy. Stephen okay. You know. So once i had the hat and you get the deer flies. It helps with the deer flies and you get to do that once in a while. Stephen and you get the water out of the creek. I rode the horse into a pond and out of a pond and you learn how to ride whats going on down there . That looks like fun. What is that . This is you at one with the horse because youve got to tell him laughter cheers and applause you look. You look. You look at john wayne, big john wayne, stud muffin john wayne, stud muffin till he was 80. But down below, hes at one with the horse. laughter . Stephen and thats legal in michigan . laughter okay, now, let me ask you something. Were talking politics. Yeah. Stephen this week. I know youve had a few opinions about politics. Last time you were on you liked bernie but were heading for the hills. Lets talk about the stagecraft. You trained acting. You went to act school . I thought did you. I went to school. Stephen you went to school for acting. Did you learn anything while you were there that you can share . Theyre doing a great job of imagining a better world, imagining a greater future, imagining thats just basic acting. And you guys like cory booker, of course, Michelle Obama theyre just really good at it, the ones who are. And its just basic acting, which is exercises like alone in your room and scene work with other people. And petting the kitty. You have what is that one . I didnt ive never its just a basic imaginary exercise that you imagine that you have a kitty, and you pet it. laughter you pet the kitty. laughter oh, look. The kitty ran across the desk. Oh, lets go get the kitty and bring it back. laughter thank you. applause cheers stephen i have a shy kitty. Im putting my kitty down back here. When you look at the stagecraft of these conventions,ing what do you think have you watched the republican and the democrat . How would you compare the stagecraft . I watched the republican convention. The last time i watched it in full, like, 2004. But bush and cheney and its different this year. laughter . Yeah. Theres the d list, and then theres down in here. And down in here is where we were last week. But i 2004, i watched it, and i was so stressed out, that i went and got a stress test. I got an e. K. G. Stephen honest to god after you watched it. They said what brought it and i said, i watched the entire republican convention. Stephen what did they prescribe . A month in the bahamas and rest and dont watch anything republican anymore. That was back that was back when they were sane that was back remember, these are the the guys who were the straightfaced, gave you sarah palin. They gave you sarah palin. Stephen can i recommend something to calm you down this year . Yes. 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Thats amazing. Who the hell is this guy . And theyre very nice. Thank you, thank you very much. Stephen theyre very friendly people. I know. Stephen i first met you through our mutual friend jon stewart. Yes. Stephen people have sort of called you the jon stewart of egypt. Youre not in egypt anymore. Youre here. Yes. Stephen did you come here to also open an Animal Rescue farm like jon did. That was the plan until i saw your elections and i said, im back in business, baby, yes is there you lived underab actual dictator. When you see americans complaining about the Obama Administration being a dictatorship, do we sound like babies to you . Yes. Its like, i mean, we have dictators who stay in power for 30 or 40 years, and we call them by the way first term. And then but its predictable, because you just have one election elections and hes there forever. Stephen its very cost efficient. Yeah, you do it every four year. This year, like 7 billion and youre ending up with donald trump. Stephen you dont know. It could be. Is there anything familiar about donald trump to you . Other than being orange . Stephen yes. Well, well, yes, he got i think he reminds people like me who come here and stay in america, theyre homesick for dictatorship and he provides that. Stephen what is it, that hes so sure of himself . Other than being a jerk, yes. Well, the thing is, its the same echo came ber everywhere. Its like make America Great again. Egypt is the the greatest country in the world. Its the same rhetoric. I was there at one of his rallies. Stephen a trump rally. Yes, somewhere in georgia. And everything he said, people cheered him. Were going to repeal obamacare. Yeah and were going to kill isis, yes. And the biggest cheer came from the next statement, were going to bring back christmas where did it go . laughter is it thanksgiving now . And it gets worse now as im covering is there an islamic version of,ik