I believe you. laughter applause tonight, stephen welcomes jude law. Norman reedus. And a musical performance by. Hundred waters with skrillex featuring chance the rapper. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs stephen hey hey, welcome to the late show. Hey, everybody hey, everybody down here. Whats going on, brother man. Good to see you. Hey, everybody up there thank you very much. Im Stephen Colbert. I dont know if you guys are watching the news. The election continues to grind on. Its a juggernaut that doesnt stop. Last night, every major news outlet declared that Hillary Clinton had clinched the deement nomination cheers making her the first woman in u. S. History to become a major Party Candidate for president. cheers and applause yeah. It sends a powerful message to all women that if you just work hard, someday you, too, can be villified as an unlikable, machiavellian crone. laughter cheers and applause so, it looks like the general election will come down to Hillary Clinton versus donald trump. Which is fitting, really, since shell be the first, you know, female nominee of her party, and hell be his partys last nominee. laughter applause now, technically, even though shes been told she clinched it, technically five states, including california, the most pop lust state in the union, had not held their primaries, but the media decided to call hillarys victory yesterday, based on reporters doing stuff like this. Weve been calling super delegates, the unpledged delegates, party leaders, and party insiders. We reached the point where Hillary Clinton has the support of 2,383 delegates, which is the number needed to win the nomination at the convention. Stephen so all you bernie supporters who may be feeling disenfranchised, just calm down and remember, the media and the superdelegates have been talking secretly, and they decided its over. They know best, okay. But good job, you guys great job laughter that should calm them down. The clinton folks arent happy about the media jumping the gun on her clinching it. She wanted to announce that at her victory really tonight, so when she does announce, everyone please act like you didnt see this coming, okay. Like when you secretly watch game of thrones alone then when you rewatch it with your spouse you have to act all surprised. Only in this case, something good happened to a woman. This is a good thing. Its a very good thing. I dont know if you watch game of thrones. Bad things happen. On the eve of hillarys historic achievement, a vintage recording has surfaced of her 1969 commencement speech to her fellow graduates at wellesley college. Her classmates that year voted and chose clinton to give the speech, although Bernie Sanders insists, this isnt over. I still have a path to giving that speech. Im building a time machine, and i promise there will be a contested commencement. You. cheers and applause this actual tape of clintons actual speech is all over the internet right now. Take a listen. We feel that for too long our leaders have viewed politics as the art of the possible. And the challenge now is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible possible. Stephen and now she has done it. She has made the impossible, possible. She is a woman who has clinched the president ial nomination. Thats something youd only see in a scifi novel or any other country in the world. cheers and applause its happened in a lot of plates places. Happened in a lot of places. And even at the tender age of 22, its clear that hillary had vision. One of the most tragic things that happened yesterday, a beautiful day, was that i was talking to a woman who said that she wouldnt want to be me for anything in the world. She wouldnt want to live today and look ahead to what it is she sees, because shes afraid. Stephen i dont blame that woman in 1969 for being afraid of the future. The 70s were terrifying vietnam, gas lines, Burt Reynolds in cosmo. laughter applause its really hard to tell where that bear ends and burt begins. Im pretty sure cbs is going to make us blur the entire bear. On the republican side, trump has claimed that a judge with mexican heritage cant be impartial in a lawsuit against him. And this morning, speaker of the house, paul ryan, called that the textbook definition of a racist comment. Except, of course, applause except, of course, in texas, where they changed that textbook years ago. laughter ryan joins a growing group of Republican Leaders who want trump to stop insulting latinos. Its a group marco rubio refers to as, where were you guys four months ago . laughter applause thats my impression of marco rubio by the way. What . I. Jon like miep. You dont really have to say much. But ryan, ryan, even though he has said this is a racist comment, ryan is still backing trump. I guess what hes saying is, sure, trump is a racist, but hes one of the good ones. Speaking of rich weirdos, hugh hefner has sold the playboy mansion. This is truly, truly, the end of an era and cure for some serious staph infections. The asking price for the mansion was 200 million. But it was really only 100 the other 100 million went toward Power Washing the grotto. But the man who bought it is the coowner of the company that makes twinkies. That makes sense, since hefner is also a spongy, creamfilled thing that will last forever. cheers and applause and, finally, huge news today out of the breakfast industry, which we all know is the most important industry of the day. General Mills Corporation has announced it is releasing their first new cereal in 15 years. Thats right it took almost two decades, but they finally found a new way to combine sugar and corn. The new cereal is called tiny toast. And it looks like little pieces of toast. Its way more convenient than just standing farther away from your regularsized toast. laughter thats me looking at my toast from a distance. This is marco rubio looking at his toast from a distance. This is a big deal because cereal sales have been declining steadily over the past decade, so a brand new flavor could be the biggest breakfast news since sonny the cuckoo bird finally went to rehab. He was so coocoo for cocoa puffs, lets just say toucan sam wasnt the only one following his nose. Oooh oooh you know what that means that sound can only mean one thing. Its time for the monologue remix, featuring skrillex with a special appearance by chance the rapper. cheers and applause good to see you, my friend. Skrillex, chance the rapper. Its going to happen. Its going to happen right now. All right. All right. You all ready for the remix, everybody . cheers and applause all right, lets remix those last jokeses. Here we go. Huge news today out of the breakfast industry. Remix not a serial number not a serial like killer talkin this complete breakfast pure tummy filler ephemeral skills, spittin bout General Mills backin up this joke with a remix by skrillz. Stephen all right, all right. Lets go to the next one. All right. The new cereal is called tiny toast. If your toasts too big dont mope, have hope we got toast so small you can see through a microscope. Took 15 years to get this baby born come get your r. D. A. Of processed corn b. H. T. Added to preserve freshness cheers and applause . Stephen yeah, yeah, yeah. Boom boom, boom stephen this is a big deal because cereal sales have been declining over the past decade. Lets go cereal folks are crying like milk has spilled they be makin the chex but they aint payin the bills look, sonny, they need money and if this aint the fix it wont be just that silly bunny out there turnin trix stays crunchy in milk cheers and applause stephen skrillex and chance the rapper, everybody. Give it up cheers and applause these are really expensive. Say hi to jon batiste and stay human, everybody cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen that is the most exercise ive gotten in a long time. Oh, my gosh. You guys love new york . cheers and applause you love it. Jon 93. I love new york stephen i am not familiar with that song, but i like it very much. Jon i just made it up. Thats jazz. Stephen weve had hiphop, weve had jazz. We cover all the bases here. Jon thats right. Stephen i love new york, but it cambridge dangerous place. Believe it or not, there are still a few restaurants in the city that dont display their sodium content. laughter and its getting more dangerous all the time. In fact, right here in midtown manhattan, there is a vicious turf war going on. Beneath the cheery jingles, there is a turf war under way among the Ice Cream Trucks of midtown manhattan. Mr. Softee against new york ice cream an unlikely pair of enemies but a fight going on for three years. Mr. Softee drivers wont park their trucks between 34th and 60th street for fear of retaliation. Stephen thats right, thats right. There is a war between mr. Softee and new york ice cream. Its just like the war between the sharks and jets, if both gangs were logie on soft serve. The leader in this fight is new york ice cream, whose drivers actually used to work for mr. Softee. And when they left, they took their mr. Softee trucks and repainted the mr. Softee logo to say master softee, which they had to change because that was already the title of the worst porno ever. laughter now master softee has become new york ice cream, and according to the mr. Softee drivers, theyre really intimidating. Theyll surround rivals trucks and rough up their drivers. As one mr. Softee driver put it, let me tell you about this business. Every truck has a bat inside. That will guarantee an ice cream headache. Hey, friend, hey, pal. Stephen hi, i can help you . I was just passing by and couldnt help overhear you talking about the ice cream scuffle. Stephen i was just talking to everybody about it. I would change the subject if i were you or someone will get two scoops with their teeth as sprinkles. Are you threatening me . No, im just saying that if applied correctly, the tip of a sugar cone can go right through your jugular. Stephen i dont want any trouble, ice cream man. Trouble . Im just talking about ice cream. Did you know an ice cream scooper is roughly the same size as a mans testicles . You do the math. Only have to count to two. Stephen first of all, i dont know how you got in here, but i thought ice cream men were wholesome and friendly, like that sweet little Ice Cream Truck song. You ever hear the lyrics to that song . I followed you home, and i know where you live. Theres a big shallow grave in the forrest. Stephen all right, thats enough. Say goodbye to the ice cream man, everybody so long, everybody. I was never here. Well be right back with jude law. Tmobile does data, differently. Stream video and music free without using one bit of your lte data. Switch today and get three lines for just 40 bucks each and your 4th line is free. From the makers of pepsi cola. Im gonna smell it. Im just gonna take one small sip. Kinda seemed like more than a sip. 1893. Bloldly blended colas. The new ford escape. Life is a sport. We are the utility. Be unstoppable. And uh, i dont even remember taking this one. Well be in touch. Sfx phone rings hi, im just following up on the interview. Dimpatient. Dim and impatient. Hunger keeps inventing new problems, so we invented new snickers crisper. Never underestimate the power of energizer. Our longest lasting energizer max ever. An ovenbaked digiorno . Or waiting for delivery . Did you have that beard when we ordered . A hot, freshbaked crust . Or . Did we order extra soggy . Dont settle for delivery. Rise to the occasion. Its not delivery. Its digiorno. band playing cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. You know, every night i am excited to see every guest, and tonight is one of those nights and then some. You know my first guest tonight from the talented mr. Ripley, Cold Mountain and sherlock holmes. He now plays the american novelist thomas wolfe in genius. This book is dedicated to maxwell everest perkins. A brave and honest man who stuck to the writer of this book through times of bitter hopelessness. The author hopes this book will prove worthy of him. Stephen please welcome jude law. applause stephen well, look, you are you are you are one of my favorite actors. Thank you. Stephen ive never seen you better than you were in jude law and order. I agree. Stephen i really thought you playing a multiple character was fantastic, like alec guinness. I think there might be a series there. Stephen youre a busy guy. I can squeeze that in. Stephen really . Yeah. Stephen you saw from the reaction of the audience Everybody Loves jude law, but there are some place wheres they dont. cheers and applause . Stephen you were a little late. You were a little late on that one. But there are some places, i understand, who dont love the jude law. Is it belarus . What happened in belarus gisupport a company, a Theater Company who have been banned from belarus. Belarus is the last dictatorship in europe. And the president there banned this Theater Company what did they do . They were not good . What was wrong with them . Yeah no, it wasnt that they werente werented werentd laughter they were put on political theater so the heads of the two companies were actually kicked out, and i you know, im a great supporter of their work and i believe in free speech do you have a belarusian connection in some way . No. Stephen how did you none at all. Stephen but not everybody knowses about the work of theaters in belarus. Basically, they were hold ago they were putting on their productions in a theater in london, that im an associate of, and i loved their work and they were looking for support, so tom stoppard, the writer got involved and i got involved as an actor. And they banned some of my fimedz. Some of my films deserved to be banned. But they banned my films in the country, along with kevin spacey got involved in this campaign, too, and they banned his films as well. Stephen you and kevin spacey. Someone just told me they banned pet shop boys music. I didnt know they were involved in this movement. I figured the dictators simply dont like the pet shop boys. Stephen maybe not. Or if youre a dictator you ban what you want. Stephen maybe he thinks you and kevin spacey are the the pet shop boys. Youre that good. You could pull it off. In this you play thomas wolf, the Great Southern novelist a nice southern accent, by the way. Im from North Carolina. I know. Stephen it sounds like a North Carolina accident, is that what you were shooting for . It was. Stephen its uneducated. I heard about this. Something about bark coup sauce. Stephen theres a fight between North Carolina and South Carolina, about which is the true carolina, and we forgive them for their arrogance. What is the Barbecue Sauce ingredient controversy. Stephen South Carolina is known for a mustardbased sauce, and North Carolina is known for just ruining barbecue with a vinegar. Based barbecue. They put vinegar on it. Thats ridiculous. In this movie, wolfe was a genius but is he the genius of this movie or is it the editor who is also hemingways edto the. Faulkner, he discovered hemingway. That is the question of the piece, what is it to be a genius . Its a word thats used rather too liberally i think nowadays. People are always said to be a genius of this, a genius of that. Stephen have you been called a genius . I havent yet, but im hoping. Stephen is this is this movie just fish ago exactly. Who knows . But i would argue that its the relationship. Its the two of them together. Theres a great line in the film where sthn describes max perkins as being a genius relationship, a friendship. And i thought that was a wonderful way of using the word. Really the piece was looking at what does it take to create genius. Stephen wow. Do you know a genius . You can say, yeah, that person say genius . Have you met somebody you would be comfortable telling in the art world i have been in, i met a genius. The person that springs to mind, and i was fortunate enough to work with him, several years ago, 15 years ago, was stephen spielberg. Hes pretty close to being a genius in my mind. Stephen pretty good, pretty good. applause so you cant perform in bell rouga. I understand there is some things you have refused to perform yourself. Like, you were offered a role the d. C. Universe, like the plumb role in the d. C. Universe and you said no. This was a while ago. They rebooted superman not this last time with henry carvel. They did it once before. Stephen yeah, yeah, like 2004, Something Like that. Something like that. When i was, obviously, young enough to play superman. Stephen i dont know. I can see a fair amount of your chest right now, and im thinking youre looking pretty good. cheers and applause they asked me applause and oh, no, no, no, no, no. Ratings, my friend, ratings. So i was approached, and at the time i dont know, i just didnt it didnt float my boat,un. I just didnt really want to go there. First of all, you didnt want to be the man of steel . Im an englishman and i it didnt seem to fit. And i was always worried about the outfit, and i just didnt fancy it. And this director was very keen to meet and impress it upon me, and i was actually out in california, and he said, look, you have to try this suit on. The suit is amazing. We revamped the suit. I said, send the suit over. Send the suit over. Stephen did they send a guard. Oh, yeah, theres a guard air, big guard. And the lady from wardrobe, and hay bring the suit in. And im like, im not going to try it on in front of you. Im going into the bathroom. I take the suit into the bathroom. Im putting it into i look around, im in the mirror, and suddenly im superman, right . And the music kind of comes in tatata. I stood there and had this picture of me in that costume on posters all over the world and i said no way and unzipped it. Stephen you didnt take a selfie or anything like that . Its in there. I was superman for two minute. Thats enough. Stephen speak of two minute uwere going to take a twominute break. Can you stick around. Sure. Stephen well be right back with more jude law. Upon if yo. Well do i haveen it all, a surprise for you. Its red lobsters new lobster and shrimp summerfest with the lobster and shrimp. You love in so many new dishes, youre gonna wanna try. Every last one. Like the new coastal lobster shrimp. With a woodgrilled lobster tail,. Wildcaught red shrimp crusted with panko,. And shrimp fresh off the grill and brushed with. Summer ale bbq sauce. Or try the new lobster shrimp overboard,. Because when a dish can wow you like this,. Overboards the only way to describe it. But hurry, this ends soon. But im not gonna let em catch me, no no, not gonna let em catch the midnight rider, yeaaahh. But im not gonna let em catch me nooo not gonna let em catch the midnight riiiiiiiideer i smbut ended up nowhere. A lot now i use this. The nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release Technology Helps prevent the urge to smoke all day. I want this time to be my last time. Thats why i choose nicoderm cq. Intrthe only lemon lime soda with a twist of real juice. Its a crisp, refreshing twist on lemon lime. Insist on the twist. Camden wasnt an easy place to grow up. But teachers like mr. Elliot saw something in me. Made a connection with me. Now im a teacher myself, right here in camden. Im just passing it along to my own students and making those same connections my teachers made with me. Now thats some beautiful music. Im jamal dickerson, and im proud to be a new jersey educator. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody. Were back with our friend jude law. cheers and applause one of the things we were talking about, i was saying how you are one of my favorite actors and one of the things i love about you,s as a serious, dramatic actor, you have the ability to sell, like a dramatic line, no matter what situation youre playing. You have played in science fiction. Youve played period drama but you always seem to be able to sell that dramatic line. Its an actors job to do justice to the scene, no matter what the context. Stephen so do you think you could deliver serious, heavy dialogue in any situation. Yes, i would soap hoe. Stephen okay, lets put those acting skills to the test. I have two sets of pingpong balls that we have painted eyes on. You and i will each get a pair of these, and we will perform dramatic scenes from stage and cinema while wearing these. Are you ready to try this, jude law . Absolutely. Stephen you going to do blue or brown. Brown. Stephen ill do blue. This is the late show pingpong eyeball acting. laughter stephen jude . To be or not to be . That is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and, by opposing, end them. cheers and applause to die, to sleep. No more. And by a sleep, to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to. laughter applause cheers and applause stephen that was amazing. It was amazing. I would like to see you do the whole play like this. It would be incredible. Can i do a scene with you . What should we do. Stephen lets try another timeless tale of love on the the high seas, titanic. You play rose, and i will play jack. The titanic has gone down, and we float in the north atlantic, clinging to our lives and our love laughter lets get a little bit wet. Lets get a little wet. Okay, okay. Were drowning. Were drowning. Its freezing. Stephen its freezing cold. Get in character. All right, all right. And act. I cant feel my body. Stephen winning that ticket, rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you, and im thankful for that, rose. Im thankful. You must do me this honor. You must promise me that youll survive, that you wont give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, rose, and never let go of that promise. I promise. Stephen never, never let go. Ill never let go, jack. Ill never let go. Jack . cheers and applause laughter jack stephen and scene and scene stephen incredible. You and a genius, and you are in genius, which premieres this friday. Jude law, everyone you want to take us out . Well be right back with Norman Reedus. Oh, i dont think that siri can. Right now, switch to at t for an iphone and get one free. Wow, is that right . Yeah, its basically. Yes. That is the current offer from at t. Okay siri, you dont know everything. 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How does that neil . Does that feel good . Im trying to master the poached egg right now, so i dont know how badass i am. Stephen two and a half minutes. Something like that. How do you like to poach it . Im kind of cheating. I have the pot with the circle things and cups, i cheat, im kind of doing that. Stephen thats your hobby . Poaching eggs . I havent quite gotten to the hollandaise sauce and all that stuff. Stephen please come back when you do that. Right. Stephen youre known as can is it accurate to call you manly . Youre manly, right . Hes a manly man. applause im male. Im male. Okay . But i dont think of myself as manly. Do you have any advice for a guy like me on how to go from male to manly . I mean, dude, were both wearing makeup right now, you know what im saying . You know what i mean . Stephen yeah, so no makeup, is that the first thing . Or am i wearing the wrong makeup . I dont know. I mean, i just try to be me and do my thing. Stephen i heard you try not to overthink things too much. Yeah, i like to be in the here and now, as much as possible. Yeah, so whats the most spontaneous thing you ever did . Talking about motorcycles, i took a ride from georgia to nashville, i was watering my plants, and i was looking at the motorcycles, and i had an Airline Ticket you were supposed throog anyway . Yeah, to give an award at the Country Music awards. Stephen all right. And i said screw it, grabbed a suit, put it in the backpack, jumped on the bike and just went there. But i took my phone and duct taped it to my gas tank. So it got super hot for a g. P. S. . Exactly, for g. P. S. And then and then that turned black because it was so hot outside. And then i wrote directions on my arm with a sharpie but i kept going through thunderstorms and it kept washing off the whole way. But the craziest part about that trip was id stop at a gas station and there would be one guy there like, i can get a selfie . And wed do that. Is and then id stop at the next gas station and there would be 10 guys there can i get a selfie. And then i went by a mcdonald and on the marquee was, i love you norman. Stephen they were track your progress up i95 or whatever it was. It was kind of like forrest gump running across country. Something like that. Stephen lets talk about the walking dead for a second. This is you delivering i call they quality kill right there. Oh, yeah. Stephen can you be said to be killing a zombie because its already dead . Yeah, you stab it in the brain and then you get rid of it forever. Stephen after all these seasons do you have, like, favorite kills you still remember, favorite way youve taken them down . I kind of remember almost all of them. Stephen wow. That one that one our head d. P. , he was like, ive got an idea for this. I want you to jump off this one and come down like michael jordan. And i was like yeah. And that turned out to be one of my favorites. And i like the hashback i squish. His head kind of went like a grape. That was fun. Stephen did you have any of these fantasies before you joined the show . laughter i have a lot of fantasies like that now. Stephen well, you are living a fantasy. Youre doing ride with Norman Reedus. Sell me on motorcycles, because again, malemanly. I do not ride a motorcycle. I rode minibikes when i was a kid in South Carolina, flipped them, got in a lot of trouble. Sell me on being on a motorcycle. Whats the joy . You mean you flipped them like you took them apart and resold them . Stephen no, i mean i drove them poorly and flipped them while i was on them. Yeah, concussion comes to mind. Thats the word im looking for. Oh, right. Stephen so why get a motorcycle . I drive a car, which is like two motorcycles welded together with a roof. laughter you know . When its hot, ive got air conditioning. My phone doesnt turn black. I dont have to write stuff on my arm. Sell me on motorcycle, man. Well i mean, one of the rides that we took on the show, it was me and peter fonda from the top of florida to the bottom of florida. He used to live in key west. And we would wed have these what do you call them headsets . Yeah, headsets in our helmets. And hed be like,look at all these pieces around us, theyre trapped in cages, man very easy rider. Stephen he talks like that . Yeah, hes the best. A sense of freedom. You smell a town when you go through it. You feel a town when you go through it. Youre wide weak with everything around you. I think motorcycle riders are the safest people on the road to be honest. Stephen they have to be. Theyre vulnerable. And we have a clip of the show right here. Jim. Stephen yeah, the safest people around. applause you you have to understand thats roland sands. Hes a whole other animal. Hes an awardwinning flat track racer and bike builder and his father was, too. Hes super he knows what hes doing. Hes a different animal. Stephen ill take your word for it. Yes, sir. Stephen norman, thank you so much for being here. Congratulations on the new show. Ride with Norman Reedus premieres this sunday on amc. Audience mind reading, everybody. Well be right back with a performance hundred waters. Ry t . Uhh, this ones only a mile away. Oooo, and its innetwork. This is our best idea yet. Steve steve steve so close. Its not always easy to control your enthusiasm. But with unitedhealthcare its easy to find quick care options and compare costs. Thats my husband. Let me try this. Second times a charm. Oh there goes mine. Unitedhealthcare they call you short stack. Half pint. Lil bit. Small fry. Nobody even knows your name. But thats about to change. Time to shine. Orbit. Text mom. Ill be right back. Be good. Boys have been really good today. Send. Lets get mark his own cell phone. Nice. Send. Brad could use a new bike. Send. [google] message. You decide. Theyre your kids. Why are you guys texting grandma . 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Here with the song show me love, please welcome hundred waters with skrillex featuring chance the rapper cheers and applause dont let me show cruelty though i may make mistakes dont let me show ugliness though i know i can hate and dont let me show evil though it might be all i take show me love show me love show me love i got a crick in my neck, limp in my step crampin in my muscles every time i try to flex were broken not really in the right mindset to seem open, open never really been fought out, like a politician martyr but you made me listen to your petition rise love, lets get over but if you throw me love, ill throw you some more dont let me show cruelty and dont let me show evil though i may make mistakes dont let me show ugliness though i know i can hate and dont let me show evil though it might be all i take show me love show me love show me love show me love when i pop out, when i pop out city i always talk bout, what i rap bout show me love cause i love it, i love it only thing i could covet, in public i just came to show love, you just glad i showed up boy respect your elder, im a bleep glon up broski told me go nuts, fo nem aint for no none but no talkin at dinner, or to bacon that eat donuts city on a come up, i might share my bonus cases of coronas and my lil marijuana im a face a whole dub, ozs for my soldiers tell them haters hold up, them gotta show love dont let me show cruelty though i may make mistakes dont let me show ugliness though i know i can hate and dont let me show evil though it might be all i take show me love show me love show me love i see you, you see me aliens hanging on, release me dont let the feeling that im all alone deceive me just let me in and show me love and dont let me show evil though it might be all i take show me love show me love show me love and dont let me show evil though it might be all i take show me love show me love show me love cheers and applause stephen hundred waters, skrillex and chance the rapper well be right back stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be laura linney, john leguizamo, and a musical performance by gary clark, jr. James corden is up next with his guest, tim robbins. Good night, everybody. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org reggie are you ready to have some fun feel the love tonight bout to set you right its the late, late show announcer ladies and gentlemen, all the way from the district of columbia, give it up for yo